>tfw manlet I have a date with this girl tomorrow. So what's

MANLETS BTFO

She's laughing at you rn. Expect to get stood up

Send her a picture of your wang

how about you ask her back, she might be like 5ft

say that and post what she says back
i wanna see if she says "it's okay, i like your height"
i wanna see if there's hope for me

>>29960378
Just did
5'8
I feel emasculated
Dick joke time

Just let it sit. Don't dwell on it or give it alot of attention.

Being short sucks, it's unfair, and there's nothing you can do. Work with what you have, don't focus on your shortcomings.

>>29960374
7 x 5.5
It's alright

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>>29960339
>my favorite """"odd""" question
lmao does she think we're stupid?

>>29960339
>how tall are you?
>odd question
Seems like your run-of-the-mill basic bitch that tries to pass herself off as being quirky and fun but is just another boring, vapid slut.

>>29960339
I'm 5'4". I always knew I was fucked, but this
really made me realize the extent.

Lurking.

KEEP POSTING THE CHAT IN REAL TIME, OP!
I want to follow this.

>>29960420
ur fucked breh. most grills won't even look at you if you're under 5'10"

>Asking for height

You already fucked up by asking out an insecure girl

"odd question"

Fucking whores I swear

>>29960459
She likes my face and messaged me first/gave me number on her own accord/texts me back right away after I take like 6 hours to reply. She's thirsty so I don't think she cares. Some kid at my hs was same height as me and his gf was 6'4. No joke six fucking four taller than most of the dudes. Some tall girls get off on that shit

>>29960457
She told me her height. That's it 5'8. What next? I don't know how to respond to that other than "I like tall girls :)"
I've been playing it safe lately. The flirtiest I've gotten so far is a couple kissy faces and telling her she's cute so not really flirty at all.

>>29960516

I'm not really sure where to go from that since I don't know if she's put on or off by the fact she's taller than you... I really don't know. Have a bump.

>>29960448
>>29960474
Whos she trying to fool amirite

>>29960624
I really don't know either so I'm just gonna go with the "I like tall girls :)" thing

Hope she isn't insecure about her height

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>>29960653
Here

LANKLETS
B
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F
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Screencapped fucking evidence.

>>29960707
Whatever you're still short (sorry, shortish)

>>29960707
Post face.
There is no way.
Do you have the face of a Greek god?

>>29960707
Ok napoleon, this anecdote proves you right :^)

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>>29960707
>shortish boys
that's a backhanded compliment if i've ever seen one

>>29960707
You found a unicorn good for you

>>29960707
>I like shortish boys so we're good

Please tell me you're in highschool.
Only someone as young and dumb as highschoolers would genuinely believe her.

Who do you think she'd rather choose, a 6ft 4 masculine Chad, or a 5ft7 scrawny kid like yourself?

I'm not trying to insult you, I'm just telling you she is straight up lying. She is settling for you because she's not attractive enough to get tall, handsome guys.

Good on you though, if you think she's hot, and she's going out with you, who cares if she's settling for you.
Thousands of women settle for men.
Not every women can get a 6ft4 handsome guy.

>>29960339
>>29960707
one question

judging by her picture, how much does she weigh (estimate to nearest 10lbs)

>>29960707

Let's not jump the gun now, OP... as you should know, women are known to lie about everything with a distasteful underhanded ulterior motive set in place. Be careful.

>>29960821
160 i guess
thicc kinda

Bumping because I want to see how this pans out.

Please OP, keep us posted.

>>29960867
drop her

she will only increase in weight unless you harass her into working out and having self discipline in her diet

>>29960820
I just got out desu
Never dated anyone or texted any girls regularly
>>29960859
Yeah you're right. Don't get too comfortable and be cautious.

Is now the time to pull the dick joke line?

>>29960925
Brother don't ever pull the dick joke. The chances of failure are so high and the reward is so small.

>>29960920
Pump n dump my friend
Summer fling etc. we're going to different schools

>>29960938
The fuck do I say then?
I was gonna send "I make up for my lack of height in other ways if you catch my drift" but that's just contrived as fuck

>>29960955
That joke is a gigantic flag advertising your insecurity.

Not only that, but most girls aren't amused by dick jokes; they're used to get a feel for how bad she wants it in her mouth.

Treat this conversation like any other. Get over the height thing, imagine she asked your favorite color, instead. Just converse.

>>29960955
Don't do muh dick shit, you're not a nigger

>>29960955
drop the height subject altogether

anything you say on the matter will be a sinking ship

forget your height ever came up

the dick joke is a guaranteed crash and burn. you should know better than to even propose it

>>29960994
>>29960992
>>29960986
Yeah fuck what was I thinking
I'm just changing the topic to asking her what she wants to do tomorrow

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>>29961030
Godspeed, robro.

>>29960820
Literally this.

I'm sorry OP, but she is lying.
You don't actually believe that she would rather have a short guy than a 6ft4 guy, do you?

You've only just got out of high school, so I'll accept that you're naive, but you need to learn fast.
If you think she genuinely prefers shorter men to taller men, you are deluded.

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>>29960339
>I make up for it in other ways...

mfw when she is going to be even more disappointed when she sees your tiny manlet dick

Why do people believe girls when they say "I prefer short men"

Are these people legitimately retarded? Are they so oblivious to the truth?
Just lol at these cucks

>>29960339
Send her that text right there op, but just make it seem less beta. It looks like your making excuses for your height

I'm a 5'11 guy and I want to say that I'm 5'8" to weed out the roasties.
Would it look weird when a girl sees how much taller I am or would she understand?

>>29960420
Don't be a bitch boy
Dominate an amazon

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>>29960707
THE AGE OF THE MANLET IS HERE

LANKLETS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OP here sorry I went MIA
Basically we just moved the convo over to SC and we're exchanging pics

We started talking about music for a bit how I play instruments/sing. She sings too. I tell her I can't sing well because I have a deep voice. She says she has a thing for deep voices. I tell her well it's her lucky day then. She says "Good :)))"

I think I'm in lads

>>29962160
Nice job anon

5'6 here, make us proud

>>29962173
Will greentext it after

Basically I'd have to go turbo autist at this point to fuck this up. Pretty sure she's already made up her mind and I haven't even met her yet.

Reminder that really tall people are just a result of modern nutrition.

Once you do this you are a normie and you must get out.
You were a normie all along though.

>>29962173
Yo guys holy fuck
Major development
She literally just messaged me "I just hope you make a move on me tomorrow"

She fucking gave me the clear. It's happening
ronpaul.gif

>>29962273
What the FUCK
Post your fucking face right now
Chad scum

When girls ask me my height I just ask them how much they weigh. Don't play their games.

>>29962273
Congratulations lad
Wear a rubber be safe

>>29962273
We're proud of you anon.

But of course, this means you can never come back to this board.

>>29962273
There is no possible way you can fuck this up.

But you'll find a way.

>>29962273

>"I just hope you make a move on me"

? Usually, girls aren't this up front about these sorts of things. It feels really weird, I'm confused. Does she like to be controlling? Is she going to control OP and tell him what to do and how to do it at all times?

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>>29960707
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THIS FAR

they always stop responding after like 2 texts

Ah, this thread reminds me once again just how horrifically deluded r9k is.
Literally nobody here is able to believe that a girl didn't care that he wasn't 8 inches taller than her.
Stay crazy, bots.

>>29962396
I don't know. Straight up what she said word for word.

Let me give you a bit of perspective on this situation here:

She's the one who messaged me first on Tinder. Her first message was hey with a kissy face.
I take minutes/hours to text her back throughout the day and she almost always texts me back immediately after I send it
She told me I'm "very cute"
When I showed her my pic on snapchat she got even more flirty
Every time I tell her a trait about me she'll say she has a "thing" for it or we have so much in common
When she brought up date ideas she just stole something from my bio that she didn't understand but knew I liked ("let's listen to "vaperwave" [sic]" vaporwave is a music genre)
She gave me both her number and kikebook without me asking for it first. I asked for the SC
I went a week without messaging her because my phone was acting up and she says she thought she screwed up or something. When I messaged her for the first time in a week, she replied right away.


This girl has been begging for my dick pretty much and I'm an awkward 18yo kid who asks /r9k/ for dating advice so you can understand how weird this is for me. Maybe she's taking the initiative because I wasn't being sexual enough.

>>29962562
Have you seen a picture of her anon?

>>29960707
anon you are gonna get raped by an old fat man

>>29962583
Yes. I've messaged her on snapchat and have her jewbook.
>>29962596
I have her pic and she's not hot enough to be a catfisher/spambot no offense

>>29962615
you sure its not a guy with make-up?

>>29962638
positive
she's a 6 in the face and has good tits

i'm pretty fit (ottermode) and have decent face aesthetics. i've posted my pics on here before and been called chad and rated 8 on /soc/. it's not like i'm a fat neckbeard autist who doesn't wash themselves (just a skinny twink looking autist) and like 10 other girls messaged me without me messaging first. this one just happens to be the one i was able to start a decent conversation with

>>29960339
>this is my favorite odd question
Good excuse desu

>>29960339
tomorrow im going to a firend's of my mom's to swim in her pool and see her daughters i havnt seen since i was about 5

>odd question

OP either has face of god or he found the one girl in the world who has a fetish for manlets

anon she's probably stephen fry be careful

>>29960707
This triggers /fit/?

She doesn't like manlets, she just likes this manlet.

Proving once again it's all about the face

>>29962396
>Does she like to be controlling? Is she going to control OP and tell him what to do and how to do it at all times?
I want a girl like this.
It's impossible
FUCK

":))))"
premium quality grade A laffs

Pics of op/ the girl??

>>29960339
>(((:)))
heh
fuckkk off bott

>>29963062
>All about the face

As a 5'8 skelly guy with a nice face, i am very successful with girls and can confirm this.

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>>29960707
The amount of burhurt lanklets is too high hahahahahaha. Look at them rage hahaha

>>29960707
Lanklets are going ballistic in this thread after this fucking lmoaa

>>29960820
And if he could get a more attractive girl, she probably wouldn't be his first choice

>>29960707
LANKLETS BTFO

How will they ever recover?

>>29960339
Its always all about the face, theres no exception for this rule.

>>29960707
How will lanklet bonelets ever recover?

strong compact manlet bones > weak twiglike lanklet bones

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Interesting thread. Bumping before I sleep.

>>29961582
This is so true. Don't ever apologize for yourself or try to over compensate. Don't live up to the Napoleon complex Manlet stereotype. That shit is what kills you. It's not the way you look, it's the way you act.