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Wageslaving whilst hungover, there is no greater Hell edition
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i have a job interview while hungover in 20 minutes lad think yourself lucky
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>hungover on a thursday
why is this allowed?
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ayyy I'm really drunk
hi guys
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>>29627450
Poleaboo is going to start recording little audio blogs for everyone

Here is the first one

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07M7dCrCBnC
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OHAYOU BRITFEEL!

REMEMBER TO DO YOUR BEST TODAY!
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>>29627589
I did my semi-best yesterday at least
Except I snuck out of class to do drugs, but managed to go to my other class and pass a test with a perfect score.
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Just got my results lads

Scraped a 1st in my degree by the skin of my teeth, absolutely buzzing
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>>29627538
Because the weekend took too long to get here
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https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan

haha
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>>29627726
Congratulations mate! Do you have a job lined up?

I graduated a few years ago with a 2:2. Was one of the biggest disappointments of my life even though I didn't work hardly at all and hardly even deserved a degree.

I have the upmost respect for people who worked hard and got the 1st.
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>>29627829
>put in no real effort
>get a 2:2 because my tutor was a first year lecturer and overmarked so nobody gave her negative reviews

I fucking lucked out
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>>29627845
On my course the only thing that counted to the final mark was the final year exams.

Which is fucking lucky, actually. Otherwise I probably wouldn't have even gotten the 2:2
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>tfw always over think the previous night after drinking even if I'e not done anything bad
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>>29627829
No I don't unfortunately

I think I'm going to take a year out and enjoy the NEET lifestyle for a bit then go applying for jobs
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>tfw remembering when my dad cried when my dog died
that made me really sad for some reason
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>>29627951
Probably a good idea. You'll have missed deadlines for a lot of the best graduate schemes by now.

Just make sure to start applying when they start opening up again towards the end of the year.

My mate got a 1st and he did a post-grad at Oxford, and now he works for a think tank in South Korea. You really have your options open mate.
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>>29627975
There's something beautiful about that too though. Your dad must be a good person, to love a doggo that much.
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>>29627984
He really is.
I don't deserve a dad like him. I wish he had a better son.
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>>29627976
What do you mean by post-grad? a masters?

At this point you couldn't pay me to do another essay but that might change down the line
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>>29627991
Become that better son.
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>>29627991
I am sure he doesn't feel that way. A father loves his children unconditionally.
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>>29628056
Tell that to louie's dad.

>i think we should just kill him
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>>29628052
>gay
>in school
>failing one class, acing the other
>have own apartment
>full time job
>feel guilty for being a degenerate furry
>feel irresponsible and like my life is falling apart all the time
>do lots of drugs and drink
I just want to be better though, my dad doesn't have many years left.
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>>29628001
Yeah it was a masters. Obviously there are loads of options, but getting a 1st and then doing a masters at Oxford or Cambridge is a good way to get that Oxbridge cred even if you didn't go there as undergrad.

>>29628061
Louis's dad obviously loves him otherwise he wouldn't give a shit. He's putting a lot of effort in, even if it's misguided. He didn't sound like he was very bright.

If I had a son like that I'm not sure I could be arsed with the hassle of trying to help him at all. Just working for a living and trying to keep a marriage going would be hard enough without trying to change the life of my unwilling, recalcitrant son.
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Lads I supported Brexit but it seems like whatever happens then we'll end up worst off.

If we get access to the single market then we'll have to allow immigration just like we do now, except with no say in Europe.

If we don't get access then it will price our businesses out of trade with European countries

It's still early days but it's difficult to imagine a situation where we come out of this better off than we were before.
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>>29628276
Now everyone is starting to see that the Brexit campaign has absolutely no plan on how to proceed. And no idea what to do.
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>>29628320
>tfw voted brexit fully aware of this

This is the most kek politics has had in years and I'm loving it
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>go to interview hungover
>spaghetti all of the things im asked
>literally sperg every single aspect
>recieve job offer anyway

did i do good lads
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>>29628107
It's a possibility but I just don't know if I could hack Oxbridge, as much as I'd love to
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>>29628424
probably a shit job then eh
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>>29628276
you fell for it, top kek!
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>>29628276
>If we get access to the single market then we'll have to allow immigration just like we do now, except with no say in Europe.
>If we don't get access then it will price our businesses out of trade with European countries
How did it take AFTER the results for you to understand these obvious things? Are you a window licker.
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>>29628591
nah im just better trained than the other applicants who chose a meme degree over actual experience from a superior apprenticeship
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>>29628628
>If we get access to the single market then we'll have to allow immigration just like we do now, except with no say in Europe.

we have no say in europe, so what's the difference?

it's basically a case of joining the single market (ignoring the vote and not pursuing brexit) or leaving it for good.
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>>29628276

there's more to a country than pennies mate

and trade limitations work both ways, we are a bigger market for EU than they are for us. It's in everyone's best interests to have tariffs as low as feasible.
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>>29628648
>so what's the difference?
Absolutely none. Totally worth gaining nothing but officially getting no say :>)
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>>29628693

>gaining nothing

remain fags in a nutshell
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>retards getting meme'd into brexit fears

You voted for it, stop fucking moaning and accept the consequences, if immigration is your biggest worry then you're a pathetic piece of shit
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>>29628693
well that's my point

if we join the single market - it's effectively a veto of brexit - everything will be as it was

obviously i don't support that but the politicians who "supported brexit" thinking they would never win do
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>>29627829
lots of positivity for a post on /britfeel/
quite interesting desu, with that attittude you could easily be a normie
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>>29628648
>>29628693
>>29628706
>>29628698
>>29628685
>>29628701
Do you lot want to fuck off back to /pol/
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>>29628728
you're right desu

the votes over now - we need to make britfeel comfy again
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>>29628738
/britfeel/ and /brit/ have always had politic shitposts. Mainly because they're too scared to share their opinions irl.
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#MakeBritFeelComfyAgain
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>>29628728
Do you want to come up with something else to talk about that isn't:

>I'm too much of a wet lettuce to leave my room but I might go to the corner shop
Or
>Poleaboo has just inserted a tampon up his arse for the first time wearing his sister's knickers


I'm willing to discuss different topics but you just getting angry because you don't understand what's happening in this country right now isn't exactly making the thread better

Enjoy your (You)
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>>29628752
>I read the paper today guyzzz look how informed I am

>you guys need to be as informed as me because if you don't want to keep going in circles and pretty much typing the daily mails headlines then you're idiots
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Honestly lads I'm a massive newfag and I don't understand what/who 'poleaboo' is, can you help me?
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Poleaboo was thinking of getting a tattoo. It wuld feel very Monica. She needs this I think.
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>>29628752
Sure, but reading this places opinions on brexit is laughable.

I'd rather read about cheese sandwiches and poleaboo.
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>>29628792
Sure thing mate

>>>reddit
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>>29628792
Paki who's life has spiraled into unseen levels. Started with him being a socially awkward normie in Uni to him currently being a tranny waiting on his court date.
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>>29628752
Sure mate

I quite liked liverpool, it just seemed like a nicer version of Sheffield

I also got some shorts and sunglasses for my holiday too

just waiting on my passport to arrive

>>29628803
what of?
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>>29628276

SUCK ME FOKKIN NOBEND YA FAGGOT
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>>29628811
haha! +1 for you sir :)
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>>29628788
>Funding Jewish tabloids
No
>Doesn't care what's going on his country, especially in a time of such turmoil and making assumptions as to where I get my information from

I can tell you're no older than 18 from the way you're throwing a tantrum, there was a conversation I contributed, you contributed by crying that this isnt 'comfy' for you

I reiterate, you are pathetic

>>29628803
I agree and it was my intention to alleviate some of the absurd thoughts of the people who think brexit will cripple us but voted for it anyway 'for teh lulz'

As for reading about poleaboo? I think that meme has had more than its fair share of time here, it's just cringworthy at best to read now

>>29628814
Great stuff, did have you filtered not sure why your posts are showing desu
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>>29628876
I care and pay attention but what new bit of discussion have you brought to the table?

you literally have just regurgitated the same shit
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>>29628812
This sums it up well.

He became obsessed with a polish flatmate of his at uni. Recorded her taking shits, sniffed her shoes, threatened to kill her on a public blog, posted nudes of her on /r9k/ etc. Ended up getting done for stalking and kicked out of uni on his final year.

Thought he would end up going back to uni after it was all done but he went ahead and kept posting on the blog, talked about revenge etc. Got taken down town a second time and is now waiting a court date for second stalking charges.

Is now been a neet for almost a year, with no hopes for the future. Mind deteriorated and is trying to become a girl. Possibly doing it for an insanity/mental health plea at court to avoid prison
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>>29628876
Peasants voted for Brexit and the Peasants will suffer for it.
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>>29628946
>Possibly doing it for an insanity/mental health plea at court to avoid prison
Would pay decent money to see the court react when they find out he's a tranny using one of the Polish girl's name for revenge.
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>>29628906

This was my only post:
>>29628701

Then you jump in with:
>>29628728

Why don't you just ignore the posts if you don't want to read about it and keep your head in the sand just like the rest of the nation, but wait no, you're crying out for attention and this is the only way you can get it

Fuck off you jaded little twat
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Lads, let's have less arguing and more cute anime girls.

Post waifus
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>>29628980
I literally said I care and pay attention, this just isn't the place for it

I'm sorry your reading comprehension is that of a childs
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>>29627538
because Wing Wednesday
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>>29628998
I will always bend the knee to her.
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>>29628701
>if immigration is your biggest worry then you're a pathetic piece of shit
rasheed
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>>29628946

are the pics gone forever?
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>>29628946
what a little pathetic paki pervert

why do you even talk to him?
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>>29629059
Nude pics seem to have gone, all people can find are a few thumbnails from archive sites.

>>29629065
It's funny to watch his life spiral out of control with each passing day. Plus when you have a bad day, it's nice to think at least it's not as bad as pakipoos.
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>>29629065
Entertainment mainly. He's also accumulated a lot of money by phishing, maybe he will share the wealth with the lads when monica kills herself.
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>>29628701
>if immigration is your biggest worry then you're a pathetic piece of shit
Fuck off Ahmed
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>>29629105
He'll probably leave any money to his mother. She's the one person he rarely speaks bad about.
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Waiting for the delivery man
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>>29628276
>If we get access to the single market then we'll have to allow immigration just like we do now, except with no say in Europe.
no we won't. we can say whatever we want to trade deals
>If we don't get access then it will price our businesses out of trade with European countries
no it won't
>It's still early days but it's difficult to imagine a situation where we come out of this better off than we were before.
you've been listening to too much remainer damage control lad
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>>29629127
Doubt it desu. I've actually told him to do something nice for his parents with all that illegal money he's using for tranny pills/kebabs. Amir claims they're both at fault, feel bad for her desu.
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>>29629137
remainer damage control

R day a sik band m8?
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>>29629137
>you've been listening to too much remainer damage control lad
And you've been spending too much time reading drivel from The Express/Daily Mail
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>>29629026
Why isn't this the place for it?

It's a British concern in a British general, on a board which has no official topic

And you're calling me a child when you're throwing a tantrum over some words not being posted in the place they're 'supposed' to be?

Jesus christ
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>>29629137
>we can say whatever we want to trade deals
And I'm totally sure they'll change the standard since they aren't fucking pissed at us. Very impressive.
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>>29629178
why are you acting like the EU was a charity for us? We're the biggest export market in the EU, we have leverage
>>29629162
t. left wing baby with no argument
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>>29629174
go to britpol you stupid nigger
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>>29629178
anthropomorphising the interests of the ruling classes of nations is it?

nice
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>>29629128

what did you buy mate?

>got a job literally at the best time, I was running really low on savings and this month would've been fucked as job seeker benefits are fucking SHIT nowadays
>paid 13th July
>on 8 quid per day until then
>can't wait to buy something nice for the first time since February

bit hype

but serious, jobseeker allowance ("universal credit") is just the fucking worst now. I always turned up n always did applications, all paperwork completed thoroughly n always kept good conversation with my advisor yet I'd just get a random amount every month. It'll say on the summary sheet "60 deducted for blah blah blah" with no explanation why. One of the possible causes of this was being sanctioned but I have never been sanctioned or failed to attend.

I had to log like 40 hours of job searching activities per week for pittence to survive on. This shit is meant to support my living while I look for work yet I've maxed my 1200quid credit card which was paid off with my final pay packet in March.
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>>29629246
Free money shouldn't be easy to get. Otherwise everyone would quit their jobs and live on the dole.

The dole is designed to make you want to get off it asap.
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>>29629272

Unless you actually want to be in the benefits system then you game it n get a house.
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>trannies can get HRT on the NHS
>I can't to boost my test

Fuck the NHS
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>>29628998
Just woke up. Incredibly tired.
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>>29629324
>I can't to boost my test

Why would you need to?
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>>29629334
I'm a low test beta male. Seeing anyone taller than me puts myself in instant submission mode.
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>>29629351
Getting test won't make you taller.
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Poleaboo is awake now

Not happy about the negative discussion regarding me earlier in the thread

The blister on my face has gone down but not enough
Really want it to clear up soon so I can move ahead with laser
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Well lads, the vodka made me pretty ill yesterday desu. Ended up burning my smoked salmon in the oven because I nodded off, so I didn't eat for nearly 2 days.
Broke my unintended fast with some cheesy mash - got rid of the hangover desu. Had a ravenous thirst, drank 1.5 liter of orange squash and just poured a pint of J20 with ice, this beverage cost me a total of GBP2 which I think is quite expensive. Got a bottle of gin in the fridge but I might go to the shop to get some things before getting shit faced again desu. Reminiscing of my sacking also.
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>>29629375
When are you going to kill yourself mate?
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>>29629375

Post her pics right NOW
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>>29629384

REDUNDANT OR SACKED?

Give story
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>>29629375
Poleaboo what's your thoughts on the the new pokemon game's character and poke designs so far?
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>>29629398
Please don't encourage him ffs.
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>>29629398
He stole a 15 year old girl who was there for work experience shoes and wanked himself crazy. Got caught with them before he could put the shoes back and sacked. No I'm not joking.
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>>29629388
Don't have them anymore, lost the memory stick I storied them on

Might be able to recover them from a SD card but I doubt it

>>29629387
Never, or middle of next year

>>29629401
Suck, maybe the worst gen of designs yet
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>>29629444
Gen 4 was much worse.
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>>29629398

Neither desu; not sacked because they have nothing to sake me for, but I will be put on a performance improvement plan and have to move to another part of the company if i pass it - if they could legally sake me they would. The writing is on the wall at this point. I know that the only thing I can do is request a redundancy, start a tribunal based on bullying or hand in my notice. Bottom line is they don't like me and I am out of the door whichever way you look at it.
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>>29629444
Poly what are your thoughts on gay sex and gay relationships?
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>>29628946
Wow you've summed it up perfectly

The sooner that paki cunt kills himself the better
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>>29629465
Fuck off you lying sack of shit

your story has so many holes in it
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>>29629272
>Free money shouldn't be easy to get
why not mate?

>bli when
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>>29629478
Filter and ignore famma
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>>29629478
Can't help my story is more interesting than yours you filthy little paki desu.
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>>29629461
Yeah, it'll take some beating but I haven't been impressed by what I've seen so far

>>29629466
Harmless
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>>29629334
Not that other kid, I'm 6'5 so height isn't an issue but got a baby face, poor beard growth etc but I want it because I'm trying to bulk up. I also have wide hips
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>>29629492
>normie gets sacked is interesting

???
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>>29628946
I don't see how people can view this pic and not have sympathy with Poleaboo
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>>29629502
Then go get it off the darknet, you don't need NHS to give it to you.
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>>29629497
Islam is against it. You're going against your religion.
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>>29629424

lel

cheers,
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>>29629512
Bit dodge though innit

I just like having a whinge desu

Trying to raise it naturally with zinc and magnesium supplements and a shit ton of broccoli and fatty food
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>>29629491
I am from now on but the I can steal cars shit is shout tier and the lying pakipoo tier
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>>29629535
>just like a typical woman

wants to complain but doesn't want the solution
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Why are pakis okay with cats but not dogs?
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Thinking of starting a charity (non-profit OC), and a marketing company (for-profit), lads.

If I start a charity for battered woman and my charity generated GBP1000,000 for example, could i get away with paying a womans shelter home GBP50,000, and paying my own marketing company GBP950,000 for 'marketing purposes'?

Really want a Ferrari desu.
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>>29629564
BECAUSE THERE "PUSSYS"

KEK GREAT JOKE RIGHT GUYS?

RIGHT?

RIGHT GUYS?
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>>29629589
Can't believe they're trying to get rid of this bright lightbulb.
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Going to get fast food for dinner lads.

Where go/what get?

There's a McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, Greggs, Five Guys and Subway nearby.
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>>29629600
I asking non-subhumans Amir.
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>>29629564
Just google Islam and dogs, you lazy cunt.

Short story, they think they're filthy, like they do pigs.
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>>29629607
Burger King desu. Unless you have a local burger takeaway than obviously that.
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>>29629641
This

Good local always trumps the chains.
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>>29629636
Wow what mud-eating mongs lol.
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>>29626491
This is the 5000th archived instance of THIS image whose hash is J0NX9/Gl3bZ7XJBZNb1XHQ==.
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>>29629646

This is a lie.

The last time I had a burger from a local company I nearly got sacked because I missed an important meeting I'd planned to head straight to after lunch because I was too busy shitting myself inside out. In a McDonalds toilet, ironically.
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>>29629607
If you've got the money, five guys.
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Got a confession to make.

Sometimes i like to sit in my car when the local secondary school girls leave school. Also i nearly crashed my car staring at school grils.

What do you all conclude from this lads?
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>>29629669
A "good" local not a random one.

It can be hard to find the good local but when you do it's heaven.
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>>29626491
Feeling pretty depressed today lads thoughts?
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>>29629646
>A million kebab and Chinese locals
>One burger that only delivers in a blue moon
#brokenbritain
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>>29629686
Cry to mumm- I mean the GP and get some anti depressants.
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>No Boris PM
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>>29629681
>Sometimes i like to sit in my car when the local secondary school girls leave school.
Mmm, School Girl pussy,
>What do you all conclude from this lads?
The age of consent should be 12
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>>29629681
>>29629741

Good to know you'll both be locked up once Theresa May is PM and enacts all those internet surveillance and censorship policies she's pushed for.

Privacy is for terrorists.
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>>29629741
You sound creepy mate.
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LADS I POSTED YESTERDAY ABOUT TAKING A GIRL SOMEWHERE BUT SHE DOESNT WANT TO GO OUT, HER PARENTS ARE ON HOLIDAY AND SHE WANTS ME TO GO ROUND TO HER HOUSE.

SEND HELP I AM EXTREMELY AUTISTIC
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>>29629815
Make sure to bring condoms you ninny.
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>>29629815
Send her 600 emails.
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>>29628998
Posting my cutie.
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>>29629825
I AM AFRAID I'LL START SCREAMING DURING IT

I AM EXTREMELY AUTISTIC
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>>29629891
fyi if you fuck up a visit to a girls house, you'll fuck it up with her for good.

so don't fuck up
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I refuse to believe anyone finishes those grilled cheese buns.
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>Hey,

>Sorry for the slow reply, I've been pretty busy recently.

>It's in eccles town centre, close to the bus station.

>All the elements you would like would be pretty easy to combine into one big fun hour! I like the idea of wearing a little girl dress too, I think it works very well, especially with the humiliation. Don't worry about a role play it isn't needed, we can just have a fun session with no pressure.

Why the fuck isn't she giving me a more specific address?
It's not her home, it's a dungeon
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>>29629913
if anon don't go at all then he will fuck it up as well
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Got an interview for a clothing warehouse lads.

How do I boss the interview fampai's?
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>>29629931
>>Why the fuck isn't she giving me a more specific address?

You fucking idiot. Escorts never give their full address till you arrive on the day. Once you get there, you ring her to say you are there and then they tell you the full address and walk you through where to go.
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>>29629719
I live alone i have exactly 0 gbp to my name, no food until i get paid on friday
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>>29629947
She's not an escort, she's a domme
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>>29629970
The fuck does that have to do with anything? Doctor is free go cry there.
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>>29629970
>exactly 0 gbp to my name

Manage your money better.
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>>29629973
Same thing you delusional shitskin,
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>>29629973
So? She's still going to follow the same procedure you autistic shitlord.
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>>29629981
any ideas how to make more gbp
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>>29630002
A job helps.
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>>29630005
I have a job working 50 hours a week minimum wAGE
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>>29630011
Then how the fuck are you out of money.
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>>29630011
>working minimum wage

Found your problem.
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>>29629992
Whatever, how do I respond?

>>29629994
I would have thought they'd want people to know where their dungeon was, privacy isn't as important to these people
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>>29630021
Monthly
Rent: 1200 GBP
Food: 250 GBP
Travel: 200 GBP
Car insurance: 300 GBP
Drink/cigs/other enjoyment: 450 GBP
Charity: 450 GBP
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>Mfw the detective follows Poleaboo and gets proof that he's a pervert and using the name Monica in spite
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>>29630088
>Rent: 1200 GBP
What the absolute fuck!! where do you live, London? or a mansion?
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>>29630048
>I would have thought they'd want people to know where their dungeon was

What? Why? You book and you find out on the day. You want her to put signs around her dungeon?

>>29630048
>Whatever, how do I respond?
Guessing you have the day and time sorted yes?
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>>29630088
>rent 1200 GBP

Cucked by London mate, get out. It's not the place if you're just on minimum wage
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>>29630103
na outer edge of london
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>>29630088
This has to be bait, it's got to be.
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So lads

It's the girl top right that I've been exchanging these emails with

But I'm tempted to go for top left, it seems great value for money (they do oral too)
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>>29629913
I'LL TRY

I WILL REPORT BACK AS SOON AS ITS DONE
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>>29630088
>Rent: 1200 GBP
way too posh of a flat lad for a bloke who works minimum wage
stop snarfin the dogs bollocks n get an affordable flat

>Charity: 450 GBP
is that a joke m80? you havin a cheeky laff?
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>>29630105
>>Guessing you have the day and time sorted yes?
Yeah, should I give her my phone number?
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>>29630088
So you take home 2850 a month working minimum wage. And you give 450 quid a month to charity
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>>29630117
na i wash dishes
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>>29630119
can I have that top right picture full size to fap to please? the dom in the chair.
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>>29630088
Time to fucking dowsize mate. I know you want to live in a nice place but you're on minimum wage you idiot.
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>>29630138
450 GBP to charity yeah to find a cure for what killed most of my family
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Oh god, my stomach feels do dodgy today and I have to go do a full days shopping at 1:00
today is going to be a challenge.
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Lads i think im becoming a fucking basket case

ive not talked to anyone in months outside of here
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>>29630143
There is no larger image, she shrunk the images down to fit a collage on her site
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>>29630119
how does one find these people?
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>>29630153
Im looking, if you can find me somewhere cheaper ill try.
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>>29630171
>if you can find me somewhere cheaper ill try.

Anywhere in the north you pleb.
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>>29630166
Adultwork etc
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>>29630180
>north was muted
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>>29630129
>Yeah, should I give her my phone number?

Not unless she asks for it. Some escorts like to confirm via text on the day of the booking. At this point if you have the day and time sorted, you tell her everything is good and you look forward to the meet.

You can also ask her if you should call her on the day once you get outside her place. It's always implied yes, but asking this question lets the escort know you're serious about the booking and less likely to no show on the day.
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>tfw need a poo but there's big spiders in both toilets

What the fuck am I meant to do lads?
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got a new job lads, actually really enjoying it
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>>29630088
>Rent: 1200 GBP
>Charity: 450 GBP
>On minimum wage
Ah yes, it's the evil system fucking good ol' working class people, not their own incompetency.
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>>29630204
If you only get minimum wage, there's no point not moving to cheaper areas. I mean, it's not like you have a career or anything you're giving up. And since you're here, you also probably don't have a gf either to leave behind.

Move north, get a minimum wage there and you'll have more disposable income. Yes, you have to deal with northerners but you're a robot, you probably only leave the house for work anyway.
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>>29630248
fuck you rather work than be neet
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>>29630237
what;s the job lad?

most original comment
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>>29630255
What? NEET has nothing to do with this, you being a mouthbreather with your finances to a hilarious level does.
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>>29630262
i dunno mate I just wanna make conversation pretty lonely desu
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>>29630254
it hasn't dawned on you the guy is on a wind up?he's specified 2850 a month of outgoings working a 50 hour week on minimum wage.
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>>29630275
but the finance is legit
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>>29630275
Here's some conversation.

Kill yourself.
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>>29630285
ty original comment
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>>29630275
Play a MMO
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>>29630296
like? like I've over played old school runescape
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>>29630309
FFXIV is the big one these days excluding WoW of course.
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Why is reddit so melodramatic?
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>>29630324
ty ill have a look
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>>29630331
What video are they talking about?
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>>29630309
Save up for a VR for now. That's when MMO's will become GOAT.
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>>29630345
VR is still a long long way from being just a gimmick.
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>>29630354
If they can pull of a good metal gear with it then they can handle making a grindathon.
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>>29630343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3e4hmxmITE
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>>29630259
car salesman for a private trader, he only sells premium cars so its mainly high spec bmw's audis etc, had a ferarri and a couple of maseratis in. it's a pretty average flat wage but we get paid a huge chunk of commision so weeks vary, there's a ferarri in the showroom and my aim is to to try and poach the sale for that eventually
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>>29630450
>car salesman for a private trader, he only sells premium cars

Not the most robot-esque of jobs mate. You not gonna sperge out when brad rocks up wanting to buy that fez? All the best with that anyway.
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>>29630088
>Rent: 1200 GBP
>cigs: 450 GBP
>Charity: 450 GBP
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>>29630088
>FOOD 250
>FOOD 250
>Drink/cigs/other enjoyment: 450 GBP

dude what, I can get a full month shop from Tesco, all my macros filled, we're not talking junk food here, we're talking good shit like eggs, chicken breast, vegetables, wholewheat, oatz, sweet potato and much more for under 70 a month, once did it under 55.

retard
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I'm just sitting at home and all of a sudden my heart started beating really fast and I was like oh shit I'm gonna die. Is that a panic attack? Never had one before. Didn't even do anything to trigger it.
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>>29630345
GOAT? mean what
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>>29630593
Greatest of All time.
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Poleaboo is gonna apply for some jobs
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>>29630628
You only apply for high class stuff that they would never give you desu
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>>29630387
lmao absolute killa

the way she leaned in and said "for it" was so cold
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>>29630641
The lad can't even get warehouse jobs lol, what are you talking about
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>>29630673
He stated he ignores help wanted signs outside of paki takeaways. He could easily get them.
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>>29630641
I apply for all low skill/no skill jobs like warehouses, retail and call centres

>>29630683
Anxiety, have to go in in person
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>>29630673
Amir has gotten to the point were he only applies to good quality jobs since he's got more than enough money thanks to phishing. Now he gets to say 'I-I do want a job, just no-one hiring..'
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>>29630706
is Amir actually called Karl Gaffney?
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why does everyone believe Amir phished this money

it was absolute bullshit, just like when he told us he was going to buy us all games

>implying that stupid paki could phish anything

smelly cunt couldn't fish a shit out of a toilet

he's got that money through JSA
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>>29630731
Paypal just has some half decent security, not much you can do to get around it unless you're going to get her card details too in which case there's no point in doing paypal at all
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>>29630731
Dole is pennies, it doesn't cover
>All the takeaways
>All the clothes for Monica
>Laser surgery
>New laptop
>New games for PS4
>All the driving lessons
>The car he plans to buy if he passes
>The tranny pills
>Etc
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>>29630768
>>29630744

don't forget he had money from uni

he did not phish 4 grand from under people's noses without them noticing or tracing it back to his bank account
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>>29630706
Where the fuck has this pakipoo made his money through fishing shit come from

It's work and dole money
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>>29630506
so far so good mate, despite secludling my self from society through most of my life i actually have reasonable people skills and can cloak my spergy when needed
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>>29630781
he claimed one day he was about to phish a load of money and that he was going to buy games for all his 'friends' on /britfeel/

the day rolls around and suddenly "o-oh there seems to be some issue I couldn't get the games I definitely got the money though!"
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>>29630802
Poleaboo never claimed he got the money from phsihing

He stated outright that it came from uni loans and working (and JSA)
>>
Monica would you be interested in cam sex?
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>>29630779
Also he has worked in the past and saved some money too.
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>>29630831
ewww, no

I'm a classy girl
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>>29630813
you claimed you were phishing a load of money and buying people games don't chat shit
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>>29627450
>getting a job interview
you lucky boy
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>>29630865
Yes, I claimed that and I failed

I have paypal logins but you can't do much with just that
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>>29630914
Not such the big man now are you? Uni people win again while you cause your own failure.
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lads, 1500 quid per month to be her 24/7 live in slave

Amazing deal
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>>29631080
Great job hunting poleaboo, very impressive.
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>Applying for a job
>They ask for a desired salary

Not quite sure what to put.
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>>29631080
source?

dfihfoish
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>>29631232
Adultwork

miss crush
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Poleaboo here

I am trying to decide which one of these Imams to go to

I've swapped a few emails with them on Imamwork but I'm not sure which direction to go in

Any advice would be appreciated
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>>29631338
I applaud the effort but please stop it
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>>29631080
I have a lot of money, but I'm so lonely.

I'm bored of hookers and fake people. Money can't buy real love.
>>
Are the sons of anarchy visual novels any good? also thinking of getting into game of thrones, should I buy the book of watch the show?
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>>29631424
>Keeping your money on PayPal

Why? They freeze people's accounts all the time for no reason. Banks only freeze your account if you're a terrorist.
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>>29631424
great use of inspect element m8

bravo
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>>29631424
wanna pay me 50 quid a month to be your m8
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>>29631338
Kekarooni lad
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>>29631207
Research the job on glass door and see if it has an average salary
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>>29630914
>I have paypal logins

Don't those have CC info stored in them?
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>>29631338
Please don't stop, best poster on /britfeel/ right now
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>>29631207
i put a million on an application and still got an interview lad
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>>29631338
Never stop being you mate.

To answer the question, I think bottom left is the correct choice. Monica could do with some white cock tbqh
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>>29631338
Really enjoying the Islamophobic undertones
>>
the solution to your quest is vodka which is a solution
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>>29631429
SoA is shit and GoT is good but don't read the books first because the show isn't as good
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>>29627575
can you ask the imame which is he favorite meme, duck roll or 911 meme
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>>29627845
now its into the real world with you lad, do you have connections in your chosen university edgycated field.

just showing up to work does not even meet the minimum requirement of the wage cuck.

kill your self.

>odds i go back to the spar for a lemon.
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>>29627975
you dad loved something.

no man should see his father cry.
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>>29628074
nice doge, I've not seen the "how to kill the family pet" infogram in a while.

>/b got tame

It had things that would work on hoomans, someone should make one, ground glass in dogo food ect.

not it

>odds i go back to the spar for a lime
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>>29628612
https://youtu.be/fOaZYhTd2BU_facts
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>>29628061
Nigii's dad doesn't love him.
>>
One time there was a ginger kid at my school. He was the first ginger kid I'd ever seen. When I saw his hair up close I actually nearly vomited.
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>>29628747
the best thing britian can do after exiting the euro zone is take the bus or buy a bike.

one of the biggest deals will be car imports

www.telegraph co uk/business/2016/06/28/made-in-brexited-britain---how-the-referendum-will-impact-manufa/
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>the British nationalist vote is going to cause the collapse of the UK

Ironic.
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>>29629708
Quotation not related

/britfeel/ Edinburgh festival met up when lads
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>>29632302
>a few days since the vote was counted
>DUR COUNTRY DED GUYS

calm down and wait it out
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>>29628612

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZ9EIOQzXU


Fuck off m8, remain was all lies and fear mongering, If you mention immigration every SJW tard shouted "RASIST!"

At least leave had the balls to mention immigration. England are more heavily populated than most of the EU nations even France who are twice the landmass of us.
>>
>get in gagging for a brew
>make cuppa to perfection
>fly lands in it

why even live
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>>29630119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZpfuINduE

what are you listening to lads
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>>29628946
Do you actually go to jail for taking creep shots/videos?
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>>29632427
Was arrested for posting their own facebook pics and comments that caused fear/alarm
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>>29632427
Big difference from creepshot in the city and filming your flatmate all year round shitting along with posting her nudes.
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>>29632398
Paul Joseph Watson looks just like a young Christopher Hitchens.
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>>29630119
>Tribute
what
>>
>the dommes on adultwork won't reply to my emails
>supposed to setting up a meeting on Saturday

At least I know they haven't logged in today and aren't just ignoring me
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>>29632387
>calm down and wait it out

no
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>>29632398

>talks about fear mongering
>cites infowars
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>>29632509
It's what you gotta pay them
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>>29632518

>bogtrotters think sinn fein banging the drum means they're getting northern ireland back
>porrigewogs think they're getting a second referendum when they LITERALLY just had one
>pakis think they can declare londonistan a city state
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>>29632554
Why not call it a fee like anyone else would
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>>29630119
Is that you, poleaboo? This was also posted on /lgbt/, and poleaboo was looking for a mistress before.
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>>29632059
*your

>I really hate correcting myself
forgotten the frog meme. if you claim the dole your not anonymous. if your registered to vote your not anonymous. So clear a space for those who saw the call code as far back as 2004 and make some space, read is a meme not a wake site that's enforcing a peaceful to the sit and wait style of Americanism - a land of superior intellect that may talk about moving towards paid by politically correct, the world as we saw it catered to a scene coming the with the loving that had nothing but building a bottom to pull a way only the green tipped leaves barked brown center of trips evading songs that sing on a sunny day that brings rays to march through streets that you and me singularity see a black spot that technology waits to be found and markets a dumb ass dog as DAD the darkness flows like the last sleep to have waking the first thought of ticket taking a one day balance sheet through a ward of madness that has been done
>steeped two one
>upon the nhs
>go with a self a hating muslin mentality
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>>29632413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CRiR52YtjE

Comfy music to go with my studying
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>>29632573
Posted it a few places to maximise (you)s, /brit/ forked over the most

>>29632562
Tribute is in line with the theme of submission
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>>29630119

Thought you were going this Friday or Saturday Poley? You pussy'd out?
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>>29628276
we'll trade with the other 80% of the world
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>>29632254
Fair enough though
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>>29632645
such reputable nations as the central african republic of genocidea and the designated shitting continent
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I think I look good when I see myself in the mirror but I look like shit when I take pics of myself

Why?
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>>29632636
That's the date being proposed but I'm trying to get final confirmation
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467300540291.webm
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>>29632745

Is this acted!?
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>>29632696
the mind may or jun not to an evading solution of you are hear aroused by the location of every truth giver think of the blood sucking vampires you inconsiderate cunt.
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>>29632745

oh shit im dying ahahahahahha
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>>29632696
meming mirror

>what an asshole

https://youtu.be/cWn9JN4gSsk

sure feel like summer
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>>29627538
Because you made the grave mistake of actually stopping drinking.

Mashed Up Monday
Totalled Tuesday
Wankered Wednesday
Thirsty Thursday
Fucked up Friday
Smashed Saturday
Sober Sunday
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>>29632891
mute monday oranged texted<

>he doesnt know who david Beckham is
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Anyone else drowsy
>>
All I ask of the new government is for them to not make nandos cost me a bag
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>>29632837
Bonsai is that you
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>>29632745
>>29632824
>>29632858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKeiJ3igXg

Follow up here lads. Autistic guy wasn't good enough for the autistic girl
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>Special Brew was reduced to 8% ABV half a year ago
>Now they've knocked Oranjeboom 8.5% down to 7.5%

STOP KEKING OUR TRAMP JUICE
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>>29633291
Extra Strong Lager has been expensive for a long time. Frosty is where tramp juice is at now.
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>>29632948
How about you support a British restruant you runt?
>>
Time for pointless grinding in a game I won't care about in a years time.
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>>29633373
>implying we didnt drink frosty jacks all along
>>
It's not that warm but my balls are sweating so bad it looks like I've pissed myself. Is this a symptom of something?
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>>29633373
I prefer the taste of lager though and jacks gives me awful acid reflux
>>
apparently the welsh are the closest living relatives to the ancient brits, pre-roman

thank fuck the romans wiped most of them out and made us normal
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I'm back visiting my parents in my hometown and while I was walking around town a guy waved me over, turned out it was someone who knew me years back. I didn't remember him. But we got chatting and we ended up talking for about 5-6 hours down the local park, was pretty nice. I noticed he was using a vape and I said that I had sold a few as I had a bunch of the liquid mailed to me accidentally.

I said that I would drop them round his house at some point in the week. I was pretty happy about it since I figured it would start the friendship on a good note. I went round today and the front door was open, I rang the doorbell since I figured it would be rude to just walk in. No one came to the door but I could hear someone in the house, presumably in the living room. I knocked on the door again and said "Hello?" and then someone (pretty sure it was his Dad) yelled back "I'm on the Phone!" so I just went "Okay, Sorry" and waited by the door figuring they would come out of the room to see who it was. I stood there for 10 minutes and he never came to see who was at the door. I just walked away in the end.

Did I fuck up?
Is normal human convention to just walk into the house or something? What the fuck am I supposed to do now? I walked by the house 30 minutes ago and the door is still open...will he know from my voice that it was me earlier and think I'm kind of creepy stalker? Should I go round and put a slight accent on so he doesn't think I'm the weird doorbell guy?

Accidentally posted this as a thread first, original comment right here.
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>>29633503
>house being robbed
>fall for robber saying he's on the phone

lad, you have the greatest autism i have ever encountered
>>
>>29633503
>>29633551
This desu, how else can you explain the fact that they never came to to greet you at the door? You fucked up
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>>29633551
>>29633587
You seriously think that's what happened?
Should I go back?
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>>29633616
You should be careful but yes, you need to see if the thief is still there. I mean he's probably gone by now but go in and check the house just in case. Call the police asap
>>
Currently biting my toenails lads
>>
Remember the days when the biggest issue in politics was that Ed Miliband once ate a bacon sandwich slightly messily? Those were good days
>>
Something about this song is so comfy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3T98HqPDvg&index=114&list=PL1tkA2hw8nVmIJW1D30HsqE2V-ot06RGx

Don't normally like a song like this but the repetitive nature of it works for me.
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>>29633616
Yeah you should go and check what's been taken. Bring a bag that says "swag" on it just in case you find something you can return to them.
>>
Is 900 a month enough to live in a one bedroom flat? in a small town nowhere mainstream.
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>>29633977
If poverty is your thing, sure
>>
>>29633977
Well fuck, check out zoopla and you'll answer your own question. It'll be doable but you'll get a crappy flat with shit neighbors and be living hand to mouth if that 900 is your monthly income.
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>>29628998

Got some dichloromethane on my hands today, might die desu
>>
So what is going on now?
Boris flaked out and Corbyn is now anti Jew?
Farage told everyone at the EU to get a job

Britain just seems to be shitposting hard.
>>
>>29634499
I fucking hope you do
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>>29634608
he's not an anti-semite he's just an anti-zionist

legend desu
>>
>>29633064
yes but this post is from someone else
>>
Poleaboo now weighs just under 160lbs
Lost about 12 pounds in just under 4 weeks

Hope she can be an inspiration to you all
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>>29634499
>one of the most well known applications is in the drinking bird heat engine

Interesting way to kill yourself desu
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>>29634650
Even google doesn't support you pal
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>>29634625
This desu. The second a politician calls out Israel the media is shouting ANTI-SEMITE and talking about the struggle and prejudice that modern Jews face. Makes me sick
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>>29634142
>>29634034
>>29633977
>mfw never had a job and thought 900 a month was a fair amount

well now i want to die a bit, i need my own place reeeeee
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>>29634743
go and live in the forest, NEETtrash.
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>>29634712
windows ten pleb checking
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>>29634650
Thought you weren't a tranny any more
>>
anyone use adultwork? whats your experiences with it been like
>>
>>29634743

Now I'm effectively NEET and about to lose my shelter I have decided to purchase a van and convert it to a camper; you could do that desu. Fuck the jewish boomers with their shitty accommodation and disproportionate rental price.
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why are the jews so intent on destroying comrade corbo, fellas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqPATtWgcUs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_Jaw_pJq50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NqYvXMp178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bhDUVI0wps
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>>29633414
You don't play destiny do you?
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>>29634874
I used it before now. I'd probably just stick to 'massage parlors' though desu.
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>>29634882
I suppose I could, but might be a waste because I can't even drive. Dark times, i bet a flat in greater manchester will be fucking expensive
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>>29634874
Awful. I'd say about 90% of the times I've used it I never followed through due to how fucking rude the women were.
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>>29634723
yep

he basically compared israel and isis - both organisations that kill and discriminate in the name of religion - and all these idiots are going "i can't believe he's done this"
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>>29634966

You basically can't do it on under 11k a year, anon. Are you only working part time or something?
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>>29634893
Nah senpai, just pointless grinding in a SP game.
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Well lads, my big sister just caught me wanking off to 2D porn. Pretended like she didn't see anything and left.

Anyone know a good suicide method? Got a couple hundred quid tucked away. Or should I just neck 50 paracetamol?
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>>29635144
Just go talk to her. Chances are she's done the same.

If not, pay her to not tell anyone
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>>29635045
>he basically compared israel and isis

based corbo
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>>29635144
>Or should I just neck 50 paracetamol?

Don't do this mate it takes 3-6 painful months to die from it.
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>>29635135
never had a job. no experience, just 3 years wasted at uni before I dropped out. i'm looking at shit like sorting parcels in warehouses. retail seems excruciating but at least it would help me develop social skills
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>>29635144
>Not constructing a Rube Goldberg machine to kill you
>Not killing yourself and making it look like a locked room mystery
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>>29634608
"The Jewish community has made an enormous contribution to our Party and our country - Jewish people have been at the heart of progressive and radical politics in Britain, as elsewhere, for well over a century.
"But they are also a minority amongst minorities and have had good cause to feel vulnerable and even threatened throughout history. This should never happen by accident or design in our Labour Party. Modern antisemitism may not always be about overt violence and persecution, though there is too much of that even to this day. We must also be vigilant against subtler and invidious manifestations of this nasty ancient hatred and avoid slipping into its traps by accident or intent.
"For the avoidance of doubt, I do not believe in name calling and I never have. "Zio" is a vile epithet that follows in a long line of earlier such terms that have no place in our Party. Nor should anyone indulge in the kind of stereotyping that can cause such hurt and harm.
"To assume that a Jewish friend or fellow member is wealthy, part of some kind of financial or media conspiracy, or takes a particular position on politics in general, or on Israel and Palestine in particular, is just wrong.
"Our Jewish friends are no more responsible for the actions of Israel or the Netanyahu Government than our Muslim friends are for those of various self-styled Islamic states or organisations. Nor should Muslims be regarded as sexist, antisemitic or otherwise suspect, as has become an ugly Islamophobic norm. We judge people on their individual values and actions, not en masse.
Full speech. Vote for corbyn, he's based and will improve bennies
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>>29635312
comrade corbo will redistribute gfs
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>>29635144
make noose out of cheese wire
glue hands to head
hang, decapitate yourself
It'll look like you ripped your head off
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might spit on my dog out of boredom
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>>29635255

I was very similar to you. Apply for admin jobs, I've got a shitty office job at 16.5k which didn't need any experience. You get left alone most of the time as well.
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>>29635355
He's literally our only hope lads
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>>29635416
Bloody students
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>>29635421
time is the cruelest mistress
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>>29635491
She's barely changed. 60 years old and still work a dicking
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>>29635416

Corybn can't even get his own party whipped, what chance does he have to get the country backing him?

Despite still distrusting the cunts for going back on their tuition fee pledge, I think the Lib Dems are the only sane choice today.

I get they were in minority government, but why not concede policies that won't get you flak? It's like the tories fucking over pensioners.

Or bring Sturgeon in as PM, I'd also accept that.
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>>29635421
Will vote for her out of spite if they force out based comrade
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>>29635548
Lib dems would be great in a coalition with labour or the evil ones.

Voice of reason desu
>>
Well threads utter wank as per

Time to go to /sp/ and shitpost behind a proxy for teh yuros
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>>29635550
>"marx was a prick"
>THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY CUNT?!
>leave it Corbs, he's not worth it
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>Tfw prom is tonight
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Some girl was being a cunt to a guy I know over facebook so he said stop using your dead brother for likes you fat slag and now hes had over 50 death threats of random chavs. Feel really sorry for him
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>>29635707
mines not till july
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>>29635707
And? You're not seriously considering attending are you, only normies go to their prom.
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Lads give me a chad name im gonna make a fake facebook
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>>29635770
In England that would be Rasheed.
>>
I may or till June have a few bonsai bliss you with burple is a bad blue that might stare at you but you gotta wait to late the bus mans view to late at the last first Friday fuck sakes wait nil monday plated fat plotted pockets https://youtu.be/jiu6e_1NbX8
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>>29635770
Charlie

ocococo
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>>29635770
Josh Mallinder
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>>29635770
Dick. Call yourself Dick Peterson
>>
pace your self to please in the pot that's a shot like Picasso pratt tho Miami Christ was an Egyptian tea pot but what does a restaurant kek
>>
Applied for a new job today lads. Want to start earning some proper money
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>>29634874

Yeah it has been alright. I have only been to see two women from it. One was a 20 year old Polish girl, she was emotionally cold as fuck and everything was off limits. The other was a mature English Woman and was really easy to talk to and make a connection with.

So I'd stick with English broads if you can and maybe go with a mature one for your first time.
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>>29636036

Does it pay as well as underwater welding? Bet it doesn't
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>>29636122
Underwater welding sounds like it involves being outdoors, physically fit and manual labour

Pass desu
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>>29635770
Dick Richardson.
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Want to go to one of those Match night things but I look at who's signed up and it's just a bunch of Abduls and Leroys...there's like a 10/1 male to female ratio as well.

How the fuck are you meant to find a gf without online dating and without clubbing...shit sucks. There's no speed dating round here, went to an oxford one but they were all to good for me.
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>>29635770
Richard "Richie" Richards
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>>29630119

mate just get yourself a 70 quid romanian and some viagra, ffs
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>>29628276
probably should have done your research eh lad
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just paid 500 quid to have my flat cleaned of fag smoke damage
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>>29636290

I legit would never talk to new women if not for tinder.
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>>29634874

It's good but my advice is stick to English girls. I know they're all paid but slavs act like true mercenaries, always trying to cut your time short with some BS. Also more likely to get jumped, almost happened to me back in February. English are nice, and they at least know that customer service is important.
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>>29636359
I should have mate. I really regret my vote. I voted Leave because I love Britain but now I feel like I've fucked up the country that I love.
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>>29634893
I do desudesu
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>>29636122
I can weld and I looked into underwater welding but I can't afford to get the certs
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>interested in doing a PGCE
>want to do a quality one
>no vacancies at oxford or cambdrige

well fuck them
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>>29636377
500

fooking hell
>>
>tfw friend you haven't seen for ages keep pushing back the time he's meant to meet you tonight, said he'd meet me at 9, now he's pushed it back to 9:30, may as well just fucking cancel it with me
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>>29636511

Tell us about when you got jumped.
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>>29636688
PGCE is like Medicine. Doesn't matter where you go since they all have identical requirements imposed on them by government.
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>>29636155
It also involves getting sucked into a pipe or blown to bits in a decompression chamber if anything goes wrong.
Rather work on one of the navy boats.
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>>29636688
>Oxbridge

Can't wait to burn you in the fires of revolution
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>>29635548
>>29635574
>the lib dems

don't tell me people are actually this ideologically bankrupt

>i-i quite like things t-the way they are, sort of
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>>29636711
Why don't more people join the Navy than the army? Do they actually have standards?
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>>29636790
Meme exports have been crashing markets everywhere.

The EU's credit rating got downgradred as they can't produce memes and only produce salt and buttblast
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>>29636694
don't you mean forward?
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>>29636865
nah bringing something forward means moving it closer to the present.
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>>29636864
That top right
>Anyone ever giving a shit what Bacon Ed has to say
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>>29635365
no it won't because the cops will see a bloody noose of cheese wire and the biopsy will show he glue'd his hands to his head, retard
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>>29636932
Should put bacon ed in the shadow cabinet. He'd be a good asset
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>>29632685

you do realise that we can still accept EU migrants at exactly the same rate, right?

All this does is allow us to control it you tard, it doesn't ban fucking europeans from britain.

christ
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>>29636711
>It also involves getting sucked into a pipe or blown to bits in a decompression chamber

That happened ONE TIME anon, because someone made a silly mistake.
>>
Would Theresa May ban 4chan?
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>>29637116
not if we shill for her with meme magic
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>>29637116
silly question

corbo is the next PM
>>
Just ordered my rogan josh

Can't wait to empty my asshole later tonight/tomorrow morning
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>>29637116
Definitely. Boris was our only hope, but he's dead now.
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>>29637191
Put on some stockings and high heels and poley will pay you 160bong an hour to do it on his chest
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>>29637116
>bans 4chan
>creates a PC license
>places a consumption tax on Fredo bars
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>>29637227
He only does that if you are a recognized Imam
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>>29637116
Yes. She is the reason we have so much CCTV.
>>
https://www.rt.com/viral/349060-turkish-imam-cucumber-rectum/
looks like poleaboos been busy
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Working with my European colleagues

>How's it going?
>I can still work and live in 27 european countries, how about you?

Fucks sake lads, why did you have to make us the laughing stock of Europe?
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>>29637514
>implying anyone will fall for this
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int janny is worse than our janny
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>>29637514
>https://www.rt.com/viral/349060-turkish-imam-cucumber-rectum/

Hahaha this is exactly the type of antics that Poleaboo would be into.
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>>29637533
>>I can still work and live in 27 european countries, how about you?

"Well why don't you fuck off to one of those shite countries then?"
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>>29637533
If you voted Remain you should fuck off and create /EUfeel/
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>>29637596
We work in the United States. I'm British, they are European.

And we all know that the UK is one of the shittest countries in Western Europe, we're all well travelled, so there's no point in pretending that the UK has some kind of superiority.
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>>29637554
>facebook
>windows 10
>chrome
normie get out you don't belong here
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>>29637629
>And we all know that the UK is one of the shittest countries in Western Europe

Bait only worth a ((((You))))
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>>29637654
Hahaha the UK is one of the best countries in Western Europe?

Ok mate whatever you say, you're clearly a man of the world.
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>>29637554
Why do you have the windows store pinned to the taskbar
>>
Just downloaded skyrim lads
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>>29638065
Shit game, lad. Unless you heavily mod it to play just that bit like Morrowind.
http://skyrimgems.com/
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>>29638065

Why don't you play a proper game like DOTA2?
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>>29638126
>implying I didn't have the animu and titty mods predownloaded

>>29638132
Because im not a faggot like you
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I love Jess, and I think Jess loves me
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>>29638132
Starcraft 2*
>>
2 qt 4 me

Probably a bot, don't have the bollocks to message her
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>>29638215
*League of Legends

Original comment passing through
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>>29638434
*SS13
The most fun you can have without going blind.
>>
Poleaboo took his daily dose of Anti-Androgen

>>29636321
Living a fantasy is worth more than simply sexually reliving yourself
>>
Having a wonderful wine, wish you were beer.
>>
Poleaboo took his daily dose of the holy Quran

>>29636321
Living in Jannah is worth more than simply sexually reliving yourself
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>>29638348
Good chance she's not a bot, please message her mate. You never know how it'll go, the only way is up eh
>>
>can't enjoy things as my brain tells me I should be doing something productive instead
>still don't do anything to change my situation
>caught in perpetual joyless purgatory
>>
Poleaboo is glad Portugal are through to the semi-finals
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>>29638748
I'm sad ronaldo didn't miss his penalty and then get nailed in the eye with a euro
>>
Poleaboo is glad about the terrorist attack in Istanbul Airport
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>>29636790
>tfw jezza's actually going to issue robots with state-sponsored qts

fucking hell, thought he couldn't get any more based

imperative that we murder these blairite normie scum in their beds
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>>29637629
>And we all know that the UK is one of the shittest countries in Western Europe
Even if you consider it the worst country in Western Europe it's still superior to the entirety of Southern and Eastern Europe
>>
Poleaboo had a wank over thoughts of his mum domming him again. Poleaboo is sure this is just a phase
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>>29638716
listen to berty, m8
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>not bedtime yet
>already fapped

What can I do for an hour lads
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>>29638920
I wouldn't fancy living in Spain or Italy if I had to work and have a career, but if I was just there to have fun then it would be a lot better than the UK.
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>>29638919
>state-sponsored qts
As if anything or government is QT. the vast majority of government worker are fat irritating bitches
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>>29638968
>masturbate well before beddy-bies
>know I'm going to have trouble sleeping that night
>>
Legitimately hyped for a May government.
>>
Lads, I started playing Fire Emblem months ago, but I forgot what happened, should I start again?
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>>29639064
prepare for disappointment m8

comrade corbo is the next PM
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>>29639064
I'm leaving for Texas if that happens, lad.
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>>29639089
>minority party
>3/4 of MPs don't even suppot you

nah senpai
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>>29639064
Why?
She will get us a shit deal as she loves the EU
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>>29639053
>masturbate and go to bed straight after
>doesn't even help me sleep
>sit in bed for ages overthinking and stressing about everything
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Just drank a generous G+T lads; feeling slightly tipsy desu baka senpai.

I will drink more.

I might purchase a take away din dins as i have not eaten. What din din should sacked civil engineer buy?
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lads ive been looking forward to hanging out with my only friend for weeks now and they cancelled on me

feel like crying desu
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>>29635144
how do people not have locks on their doors

seriously

you can buy a good and simple lock for $30
>>
>>29639238
commit sudoku lad senpai innit desu
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>>29639105
>giving a shit about the Blairites

let them run
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>>29639254
i was planning to, just wanted to see them before i did it.

they also know i have these plans.
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>>29639251
its not the price, its the fact that it would be seen as fucking creepy
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>>29639251
>$
FUCK OFF YANK

SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER very much hopes this is bait.
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>>29639222

Reward yourself for those cromulent trips by indulging in an entire KFC family bucket followed by a whole Sainsbury's basics cheesecake, accompanied with 2 L of cherry coke
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>>29639275
Then change your plans

Train and suicide-bomb-at-a-westlife-concert remain front runners
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>>29639292
Got to be something I can order from Justeat at this craycray hour desu baka
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>>29639238
You've still got us lad.

I know we're a bunch of pathetic cunts though
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>>29639318
Indians never shut senpai, nor do Chinese

Get some Kung Po
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>>29639278
that wasn't very civil of you
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>>29639318

2 x Family-sized plain margarita pizza
1 x BBQ sauce
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>>29639345
This is britfeel lad.
>>
gunna sleep with the window open because the sound of rain is comfy
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>>29639397
I used to have https://www.rainymood.com/
playing all the time. Pretty comfy
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>>29639094
>Cans.mp3
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>>29639397
Must be good to be middle class mate

I'd love to sleep with my window open to listen to the rain but you'd have chavs coming through within an hour.
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>>29639458
Dragged our way up from working class. All of my family have working class jobs, or started with them
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Apparently I'll be climbing a mountain on Saturday since it's my friends new obsession

Quite looking forward to it really, it could add a sense of achievement to my boring life
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>>29639527
I enjoy climbing mountains but I'm very out of shape so I always complain and get really tired
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>>29639544
I'm extremely out of shape but it's not like I have anything better to do
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>>29639582
Make sure you have some comfy shoes or boots and I'd take some spare socks
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>>29639527
Wish I had friends to go mountain climbing with. Wish I had friends to do anything with.
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>>29639582
Its not that tough if you take it slow. Don't stop too much though, its more difficult to stop and start
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>>29639238
been there lad, fucking shite.
I never cancel on anyone
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>>29639627
This so much

>tfw tomorrow it will be work and then drinking alone
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>>29639238
I will hang out with you if you live in Sussex, we can watch the new independence day
>>
How do I ask out a girl if...
>She knows, or at least suspects, that I have no friends
>We've only spoken briefly, and awkwardly, on a handful of occasions
>I'm 4 years older than her
>We no longer go to the same school
>She's a feminist
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>>29639714
>I'm 4 years older than her
this is a positive thing, means you earn more money, look more mature and appear to hold more authority/influence than men her age

Citation: I'm over 30 and a 24 year old girl at work is pretty obsessed with me
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>>29639714

Tell her you're going to a thing and she should come too.
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>>29639753
>I'm over 30
That's one thing, but I'm 21.
>>
>>29639771
Thats fucking perfect mate. Back when I was at school loads of the girls were going out to clubs and shit and had boyfriends at uni etc.
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>>29637698
Was there when I got it.

>>29637644
If you don't have social media how are you suppose to stalk people you hate?
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>>29639692

SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON is drinking on a WEEKDAY because of his sacking. He will also drink tomorrow, Saturday, Sunday etc until he gets bored desu.

Got to empty my piss bottle in the interim
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>>29639884
I'm drinking tonight too senpai, its fucking This Week
>>
Hey guys I'm an Anon from Birmingham.

This is going to be my trip from now on. Looking forward to making some great posts.

I don't have any gimmick or anything like that, I'm just a lad from Birmingham. Nothing really to distinguish me from any of the rest of you, other than that.
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>>29639527

Don't forget to bring a towel!

bl0c
>>
>>29639936
Do you know anywhere I could buy some weed?
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>>29639936

FiItered desu
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>>29639936

Fuck off with your tripcode cunt

Drown yourself
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>>29639936
Why do you have to have a trip?
Why can't you just be an anon like the rest of us? Genuinely curious
>>
>>29639969
Sorry mate I don't smoke it.
>>29639972
Sorry to hear that you'll be missing out on my future posts
>>29639983
Sorry to hear that I've angered you
>>29639997
I have a unique perspective and I want to share it with you.
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Bots make me feel rubbish
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>>29640033
We all have unique perspectives. I doubt you're the only person from Birmingham here. Just don't see why you have to be a special snowflake.
>>
>>29639582
>>29639620
>Live in the lake district
>Go mountain climbing every few weeks
>Just wear a tshirt and shorts, pack myself a sandwich
>Me and my mates overtake people in full hiking gear worth hundreds of quid and do like 8 peaks compared to their 2/3

Always feels good
>>
>>29640061
>Rampside

Hang on
Where abouts are you from lad
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>>29640064

Don't respond to tripcunts, or they won't stop.
>>
>>29640064
>I doubt you're the only person from Birmingham here

No, I am. That is my unique perspective.

Maybe other people are from Birmingham, but they don't make it clear on every post.

I will be. I am going to be talking here from a uniquely Birmingham perspective.
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>>29640033

You are the worst kind of person and I hope you stub your toe on a door tread
>>
>>29640118
Just trying to understand these people mate. Maybe then we can put a stop to em
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>>29640133
Sorry you want my feet to come to harm. I always wear slippers so I'll be ok though.
>>
Hey guys, I've decided to trip. I don't have much interesting to say, but I'll do my best!

Today I got up at 5pm, went to Tesco with my dad and my siblings, cleaned my room a bit and took the dog on a walk. I'm a bit hungry (I've not eaten much the past few days) so I'm going to drink another couple pints of milk and maybe microwave up some scrambled eggs.

Right now I'm listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrUB0g8Vjgg
Quiet outside, rest of the family is in bed.
>>
Just got a job as a driver for a takeaway. Anyone have any experience as a delivery driver, maybe some advice to share?
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>>29640114
Close to rampamside. Apparently our little peninsula has a few britbots on it
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>>29640221
MENDIP ANON - SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON was going to berate you until he saw your taste in music.

SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON very much likes simply red so he welcomes a fellow trip-fag as yourself.

Welcome MENDIP ANON.
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>>29640221
Hey Mendip Anon.

I love scrambled eggs, and I also like a bit of Simply Red. I've put on the song that you linked and I'm having a bit of a jam to it now.

Not surprised that Mick Hucknall has had a lot of sex with the ladies. He's not that handsome or anything but he's definitely really talented.

I also think the person who made that video is really talented, no doubt guided by Mick. I love the way that it's set in a smoky pool hall. Also like the acting at the start, I think it's obvious they invested in really good talent there.

The whole video really reminds me of when I used to go to smoky pool halls when I was young. Well actually I didn't, I've never been to a pool hall. I did once play pool when I was young at a caravan park my parents took me on holiday to. There was a little games room with a pool table and also Primal Rage and that game with Aerosmith in it.

I wonder what is there now, they probably shut it all down. I might look it up on Street View.

I have to say that it's nothing like in the video though. Wish it was. Wish I lived that type of glamorous, yet gritty lifestyle like Mick pretended to in his music videos.
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Ok this tripfaggotry is getting ridiculous.

I'm technologically retarded so can someone who uses 4chanX show me how to filter tripfags? Pic related is what I've done for this Birmingham Anon for example but it's not working. Pls help
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>>29640329
Thanks very much for your warm welcome. I hope we can get along, SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON.
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>>29640400
I just click the little arrow at the end of the post box and it offers that offers filtering options
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>>29640387
Hello BirminghamAnon. SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON likes your analysis of the music vidya by Mick, and you come across as a wise trip-fag anon.

SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON is delighted to welcome two new brilliant trip-fags.
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just had a ham, may and soy sauce sandwich

fucking delicious
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>>29640387
Hello to you as well, BirminghamAnon. I've only been to Birmingham once (to see Eric Johnson in concert at the town hall), and I didn't get a chance to explore, but I noticed that there were many Chinese and Indian restaurants, often several on a single street.

I also distinctly remember walking past an office building with its lights turned off, looking through the front window and feeling a little melancholy. It reminded me of an early level in Halo 3: ODST that I helped my younger brother to complete, one set in an evacuated city.

I went to a McDonald's located on an indoors street behind the town hall. It's funny to think that I may have gone to the same McDonald's, or even sat down at the same seat, as someone else in this thread.

Best wishes,
MENDIP ANON
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>>29640520
Is there a way to make 4chan x show (yous). it seems to disable that for me. pls help
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>>29640758
>>29640758
I actually know that McDonalds very well, and I go there most days. Ever since I was 22 I decided that I was going to treat myself to a daily McFlurry. It may seem unhealthy but my opinion is that you only live once. A doctor has recommended I stop, but what do they know? For me it's like "no fap", just a whole load of BS.

I consider myself a McDonalds connoisseur. A lot of people think that McDonalds locations serve the exact same food. While the meals are the same, the individual quality and flavours can vary considerably between McDonalds locations. It takes a trained palate to pick up on these subtle differences, but I've become very adept at it.

Here's a review of some of my most purchased items from the McDonalds that you mention. It would be interesting if you also purchased the same items from there and we could compare our thoughts. I'd also be interested in hearing a bit about your local McDonalds and the type of experience they offer to guests.

Chicken Legend, 82/100: The Chicken Legend at the Birmingham Town Hall location is exemplary. The chicken is always crispy and the salsa or cool mayo is always very fresh. I've taken away a few points because they don't always have both options. There have been times when I have been disappointed. I'm also deducting several points from questionable bun freshness consistency.

Double cheeseburger, 67/100: Sadly the double cheeseburgers purchased here aren't quite as good as the Legends. All too often they have been hanging around in the back. Asking for fresh burgers can elicit strange looks from the negro and pakistani workforce, and I fear they may use the opportunity to expunge their bodily fluids into my food.

Fillet O'Fish: 99/100: The Fillet O' Fish here is one of the best burgers that I have ever tasted. The tartar sauce is so salty and tangy. There is a young negro boy working there called Raymond Hunter (I am sure this a slave name and his authentic black name is Raymond X)
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>>29637116
>4chan gets closed in Britain
>britfags or some other chan site just for britfags gains popularity out the shitter
please make it happen.
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