/britfeel/

Have an overwhelming urge to get my boy pussy destroyed by some craigslist weirdo

>want a cute bf desu lad
>tfw no trap to gently femdom you lad
>I could suck a mean dick rn lad
Every thread feels like every other thread.

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qt invited me to a pub quiz today boys, how do I not fuck this up?

>>26550042
pervs out

>>26550042
can i just play with it gently instead?

>>26550042
let us know how you get on senps. always fancied it meself but scared of getting ambushed by some ukip bulldog

Pretending that my day was great and I'm happy because people are sick of hearing me always complaining

For that stupid cunt from the last thread in 15000 bongs worth of debt, you should look into this: https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/debt-and-money/debt-solutions/debt-relief-orders/

>>26550325
Im genuinely suprised by how fucking stupid you are. I mean I go into my overdraft every now and then but i don't take out a 3000bong loan so i can buy animu statues and WoW mounts.

Fuck the tism must be strong. I'd advise you give all your money to mummy from now on

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Finally got my references sorted for my masters application but now i have to write a personal statement/statement of purpose as part of my application. it says 'Please do not exceed 2500 words.' but i have no idea what to put.

Which one of you lads is this:
http://oxford.craigslist.co.uk/cas/5451599896.html

>>26550441
Alright lad chill out, you're talking to the wrong bloke.

>>26550504

>Age: 31

>>26550492
>2500 words
>personal statement

Fuck me. I thought it was meant to be about 3 sentences

Someone link the debt guy post please? Could do with reading something on the bus.

>>26550508
Realised that after i posted it lad. Sorry.

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Who /DeadEndJob&Happy/ here?

Make 8 quid and hour at Maccy Ds doing night shift.
Make rent with one fortnights pay and with the other I have 400 quid to fuck around with.
>tfw spent my 3 days off playing digimon.
About to head out though, gonna visit my parents today so got a 30 minute bus ride. Gonna read skagboys because I keep stopping after a few chapters because it's just not as good as some of Welsh's other works. Gonna barry on through it though it just because I wanna see what the lads were like before smack.

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Going to start watching K-ON!! today lads

Post waifus

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Last call for movie suggestions for this Friday lads. Current nominees are:

>Apocalypse Now
>Raising Arizona
>D.E.B.S.
>Rocky Horror Picture Show
>Fight Club
>Zulu
>Demolition Man
>Rush Hour
>It's Such a Beautiful Day

Voting will start at 2, close tomorrow at noon and the film will be on this friday (most likely 10PM, might bring it forwards to 9 if people fancy it being a bit earlier this time).

>>26550666
You mean she is your waifu but you haven't even seen the second season?

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>>26550656
How much do you pay for rent, bills and stuff like that?

>>26550666
I made a weird pasta thing with turkey, bacon and tuna?

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>>26550666

Satanic trips? On my Waifu?

it's more likely than you think

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>>26550714
Yes I have, this will be my seventh rewatch

>>26550656
primark autumn range

>>26550677
Apocalypse Now

Quiet thread today

How's everyone doing? You lot got any plans for today?

>>26550779

Just ate a block of cheese

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>>26550677

>mfw when normie and planning on joining

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>>26550666
posting a Jun desu.

I have now given up on my application for this week, starting again next week. also have to go to the shops as i am completely out of deodorant.

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>>26550719
I share a 2 bedroom house, the rent is 450 + 100 council tax, the gas and electric comes to about 60 a month, and sky another 40 (inc line rental.) so total is 650, but split it's 325. I get about 450 a month, so I buy food on bill week (about 100.) and it leaves me with the next pay to myself, which I never really spend on much outside of clothes, video games and comics. I have 3k saved.

I can get a place on my own for 300 (1 bedroom flat) plus 100 for council tax, and I reckon again 60 for gas and eleccy and 40 for sky. So about 500 quid I'd spend, meaning from my 900 a month I'd be left with 400 for food and other stuff. which I could do. Having few interests in life pays off. Also being thrifty when it comes to stuff like books and games helps.

old pic semi-related, 90% of these books were copped used.

>>26550788
What cheese did you go for?

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Steam group chat lads

Steam group chat lads

Steam group chat lads

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>>26550752
>lacoste, adidas, nudie jeans
>primark
>tfw I realised I spent 300 quid just to look like I spent 50.

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>>26550798
>tfw used book stores.
I just wish no one else used them so I wouldn't have to get self conscious desu

>>26550821

Adsa own brand mature.

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>>26550666
I will see your soul straight to hell, demon.

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>>26550829
>tfw people are judging me on my choice of books.
Mate, I just want to read some shitty sci-fi leave me alone, I've read infinite jest, I'm one of yous, please leave me alone.
>tfw buying Dubliners I was asked if I liked Ulysses, I said no and the owner looked at me like I was braindead and the only reason I didn't like it was because I'm fucking stupid.

>>26550677
fucking rush hour yes, more chris tucker

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>>26550666
Slept for 10 hours and I still feel shattered, might go back to bed soon.

>>26550677
we keeping and adding from the last list? drop the one watched and ones with less than say 3-4 votes? so we have popular ones that did not win each time?

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>When you live in Aberystwyth for uni

Lads, this town is slowly killing me.

>>26550928
Why are you tired? Spending too long in bed can do that to you.

Saying that, I'm always really tempted to just get back in bed myself, I can't wait till I can go to sleep desu.

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>>26550942

That's a pretty good suggestion, actually. 27 suggestions from last week, minus the 10 or that got under 5 votes, plus a couple new suggestions...then keep rotating the selection like that each week.

Cheers anon

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>>26550957
I guess the reason why I'm tired is because I am sleeping longer, so spending more time in bed. I don't want to have to force myself out of bed though, maybe tomorrow I'll resist taking a nap but for now I think I'll have to go and have one.

>>26550677
I nominate Fifth Element

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>>26550979
I use to be like you bro.
I set my alarm for 8 and a half hours then when it went of I got up. Been doing this ever since and now I feel awake before my alarm goes off.

You should do it, do it, and you'll be okay.

>>26550823
>lacoste, adidas, nudie jeans
Welcome to 2005

Read today that during the feudal period in Japan, if a general/commander had his request to commit suicide he would just go back to his room, slice along his stomach, bandage it up, walk back into the room where everyone was and just chill for a bit.

Eventually he would pull the bandage off to reveal he was fucked and it was too late to do anything. Not all of them did this of course but some did.

I think that's how I'd like to go, it sounds hardcore.

>>26551242
*had his request to commit suicide denied

Should have read.

YO REMEMBER THAT GIRL CALLED HEATHER?
DIDN'T LINK HER COZ SHE HAD ALOT OF CHEDDER

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>>26551275
>heather
That name brings back too many memories..

Talks between The Empire and The Union have come to a standstill.
This is the beginning of the third world war.

>first 2 posts are fags trying to get fucked by twinks
fuck off

>>26550028
>British expat living in Australia for 13 years
>Got dual citizenship when i was 16
>tfw now 19
Should I come back lads?

>>26550677
Frankenstein Girl vs Vampire Girl

It's already on Youtube so you can just put it on the playlist if you wanted.

>>26550081
Find out the answers to the quiz

>>26551339
Yet still better than your contribution.

>>26551242
That sounds pretty painful desu senpai

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>wake up
>poleaboo still hasn't killed himself
jfmsu

>>26551339
Literally nothing wrong with that, fuck off back to /v/

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>http://strawpoll.me/6842558

Voting is now open until noon tomorrow.

>http://strawpoll.me/6842558

>>26551364
life is more painful

>>26551381
>no Letters From Iwo Jima

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>>26551381
one day saving private ryan will win

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>>26551381
>only one vote for demolition man
God damn it

woke up with intense indigestion. just spent like 30 minutes throwing up into a bowl, then while I was doing it I had on desk infront but my keyboard made it so it was half of desk.... accidentally spilled some onto my shorts too

fucking shit annoys me. i don't get it some days, then others i get it intense like today where it constantly happens and burns like hell. the medicine I have tastes like shit and has the consistency of swallowing glue

Feel like going to the shop and buying some booze

Don't want to be an alcoholic though.

>>26551381
Just so people don't waste their vote the front runners are LotR and Zulu, so vote for one of those.

>>26551381
I want to watch 5cms per second but that's really a snuggling with your bf kind of film

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>>26551518
>being a weeb
>not voting for Vampire Girl vs Frankenstien Girl

>>26551338
Sorry what are you on about lad?

>>26551344
No. It's shit here

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>>26551234
Mate, I'm 28, I've been dressing the same since 2005.
I can't be expected to keep up with the yuff and their palewave, gothninja fucking Rick Owens 3xxxl tees and shit.

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>>26551536
>want to watch 5cms per second but that's really a snuggling with your bf kind of film

What's it about?

Might have to add it to my weeb cuddle list desu.

>>26551541
PEOPLE HATE YOUR TASTE

>>26551572
People hate you but you still post here famalam.

>>26551536
I just watched it today. Was pretty average but wasn't too sad.. probably because I was a sperg in school and never talked to girls.

>>26551570
it's basically a film about growing up, and moving places.. like a romance/drama

>>26551572
filtered desu senpai

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>>26551596
>>26551648
>Giving Shoutanus (You)s

Lads ive lost my id card and I really need to buy some tobacco.
What do I do?

Their is only one newsagents near me and I doubt they will serve me.
Im to scared to try.

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Who /Father Brown/ here?

Good role model for young little Catholics.

>>26551734
How often do you buy tobacco from there?

>>26550951
my parents wanted me to go there, visited last summer and saw how boring and shitty it was and how if i went id just want to kill myself. they didnt understand why i didnt want to go

corbyn for pres tbqh lads

>>26551763
Never before, I use the co op when I have id but there is no way they'll serve me without it right?

Keeping in mind I look quite young.

>>26551783
no off licences or paki shops near you?

you could always go in and when they ask for your id say its at home or you dont have it on you

>>26551822
The newsagent is an off licence but ive seen her turn people down before. Im gonna try soon. Might as well try.

>>26551740
i love watching this desu, its strange how wherever he goes people end up dying mysteriously though.

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>>26551783
Just use the co-op usually it's the same couple of people on the kiosk so they may remember you if you're regular.

>not just going in, asking for a 20 deck, if she says got ID just say no, left it at home, when she says sorry can't sell you fags, say no worries and leave.

It's not that hard mate, even for autists like us.

How many of you are NEET?

>>26551783
They don't i.d. me for booze in the local tesco express anymore so it's worth a shot if you are a regular customer.

>>26551822
>Tfw paki shop is ran by a stoner called Rasheed
/britfeel/ would love it for the memes.

>>26551845
The Lord works in mysterious ways.

>>26551875
Been a NEET since I graduated in June.

>>26551887
the local asda used to fuckiing i'd me at 23, i grew a beard for 3 months and havent cut my hair in over 2 years, they've stoped now, but now call me by my first name when they have to scan the booze through
>tfw your asda service guy is an black amerifag

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>>26551875
Been one for almost 7 years now. I'm only 19.

>>26551875
12 years

>will never achieve my dream of living in yankland

Heck, probably never even manage to get my own flat in an area that isn't full of druggies

>>26551902
Have you tried to look for a job or are you content living off the state/your family?

>>26551926
How?

>>26551875
24, 8 year neet wew lad

>>26551875
6 years strong, 23 now.

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>>26551950
Rarely attended school then got put in an online school which of course I didn't do shit on, but it served as a legal loophole I guess so I never caught any shit for not being in school.

Pretty convenient if you ask me. Almost as if somebody wanted me to turn out this way.

>>26550656
m8 i work in a factory doing unskilled labour pulling in 12 an hour. think about that other 400. i get around 1700 takehome a month for doing nothing but breaking things up and smashing them down a hole

>>26551875
3 years a neet, now I'm 20 I want to get better

>>26551950
I have tried but I always fuck up interviews, would take anything atm though just to get experience. I've even applied for a job denying people bennies. What is really depressing is that my father has managed to get a job even though he had been unemployed since 1999.

>>26551900
his fingers and dick dont though.

>>26551981
>online school
some second life tier bullshit

>>26552009
Where are you anon and are there any openings?

>>26552009

What is your job and how do i get it?

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>>26552009
>tfw when i got offered a 10bong an hour job
>im a skilled machinist and maintenance fitter
>mfw

>>26552048
It was pretty neat, they provided a free secondary internet connection and some shitty mini mac thing. They told me the bare minimum I had to do was log onto the stupid thing once a day, but I didn't even bother doing that. I went on once a week if they were lucky and literally logged right back off. Once a blue moon I'd send a single sentence reply to my "mentor" and that was that. It was called "Notschool" I think, pretty damn useful I guess.

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>>26552009
Sounds barry mate.
I'm happy with my pay, but glad you got it easy mate. Kinda jealous, but don't mind. My wage is going up another quid so though so it's gonna be great.

What do you spend your exta rennies on?

>>26552091
Has it fucked your life up though? Do you have GCSE's?

went to bed at 12am woke up at 2pm

>>26552170
>Do you have GCSE's?
Uh, I don't think so, so probably not.

>Has it fucked your life up though?
Not in my opinion. The way I see it, I grew up with the hikki lifestyle being normal to me, which means I have absolutely no problem with it and am fairly happy to just spend my entire life playing vidya and watching shows.

I'm glad I got out when I did, otherwise I'd probably have been conditioned to be another mindless wagecuck that needs to "contribute to society" to feel validated.

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What do you wish for lads? I succeded on my work samples which is nice. Could kill for a kebab though.

>>26552183
nice blog lad

>>26551875
27, been NEET since last February. Prior to that i was NEET from September 2010 - April 2013.

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you thought you could be hokage? its absurd, never. these eyes of mine show me many things, one things they've shown me

>>26552212
>I'd probably have been conditioned to be another mindless wagecuck that needs to "contribute to society"
No one is conditioned into this... It's just natural as a moral human being to want to better society, or contribute to it, in some way. Obviously, someone has to be the shelf stackers, the binmen, the cleaners etc otherwise society would fall apart... just don't let that be you.

You're an idiot.

>>26551981
>>26552091
That's pretty crazy. Surprised shit like this is possible in the Western hemisphere.

>>26552248
Tfw I would pronounce hokage like cottage when I used to read the manga

What's the difference in outcome between trying and failing and not trying?

I smile as much as I can and be as enthusiastic and interested as I can be in people and try to be as fun to be around as I can and all I get is people ignoring me after the first couple of sentences, or people who I'm around often talking about how dead my eyes look or boring I am

Seriously I think I'm just going to stop trying now, it's exhausting and it seems like there's no benefit in it

>>26552287
When you fail you learn and can make improvements to your next attempt. Some call this collection of knowledge "experience".

>>26552287
>What's the difference in outcome between trying and failing and not trying?

getting old and feeling you didn't try to do anything about it.

>>26551597

>it's basically a film about growing up, and moving places.. like a romance/drama

sounds like a puddle of wank to me

>>26552263
>It's just natural to be a good goy
No it isn't. Your notion of morality and fulfillment isn't natural in the slightest. Everything you strive to be and achieve is just what you've learned is "ideal". Do you really think you'd have the same concept of morality if you didn't go to school? I mean, it's only natural that this would have to be done so that society can continue, but you have to be some kind of idiot to think these values are natural.

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>went to morrisons to get some food
>as i'm walking in two older blokes rush past me laughing like madmen
>they were lugging 12 pack doughnuts each making an obvious steal
>didn't think much of it
>got my food and went out
>see them eating doughnuts on a road on the way back home
>they see me and probably recognize me
>"oi mate, you didn't see us, got it?"
>say "didn't see you what?"
>one of them says "good man" and chucked me a doughnut
At least I can say something happened today.

>>26552046
Liberal pls go

>>26552352
>you'll never steal doughnuts and laugh like a mad man as you leg it out of morrisons leaving some teenager trying to figure out what to do

>>26552352
Wish I had a chav friend who was up for degenerate shit, would kill the boredom a little at-least.

>>26552212
>playing vidya and watching shows.
wagecucks are the ones who make your video games and telly manchild.

>>26552106
weed and wine all day err' day m8, otherwise spend halk my wage on rent and bills
>protip: dont move out at 18, 5 years without carrying any money over between paychecks wears abit thin

all ive ever wanted to do is get drunk or high every day, sparing them 8 hours i'd normally steal booze for work, its turned out pretty alright

>>26551783
>>26551870
>>26551887
How old are you lot that you still have to worry about getting ID'd?

I haven't been ID'd in a shop since I was 18 trying to buy some filters off a cheeky cunt in Texaco. I didn't have my ID so he wouldn't sell them to me (Fucking filters) so I went to the newsagent next door and they sold me them.

>>26552263
>natural as a moral human being to want to better society, or contribute to it, in some way.

Bruv, i just want more shekels so i can buy stupid shit.

>>26552212
Fair enough mate, long as you're happy. Do you get disability or something? How do you keep your parents off your back from getting jobs or 'fixing' your life and what not.

It would be harsh to put you on regular bennies expecting to do job search shit when you haven't even been to school.

Sorry for the questions, your situation intrigues me.

>>26552470
>Texaco
GTFO YANK

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>>26551875
Been NEET for almost 5 years now.

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>>26552248
>tfw they named his son boruto

>>26552503
Yeah, I get disability and ESA (support group so I don't have to go out at all), my parents don't bug me. I bring in enough money just by existing so there wouldn't really be a point anyway.

It's pretty sweet.

>>26552212
>contribuiting to society

kek
ive got 16 hours of free time that litterally will not go away every single fucking day. it doesnt matter how much i drink or smoke, 16 hours every day.

you m8 are a true master neet if you can take it, desu i wouldn't be alive if i didnt have something to waste atleast the first 8 hours on.

>>26552470
I'm 23 and still carry it for places that i'm not a regular and have high employee turn over. Got to remember that most places have a look 25 policy.

>>26552350
>Your notion of morality and fulfillment isn't natural in the slightest.
You don't know anything about of notion of morality and fulfillment. You're postulating.

>Everything you strive to be and achieve is just what you've learned is "ideal".
Again, considering I'm having this discussion and consider my self somewhat self aware... You're wrong.

>Do you really think you'd have the same concept of morality if you didn't go to school?
Implying you learn the concept of morality from school.
Implying school has any effect on your moral compass at all.

>You have to be some kind of idiot to think these values are natural.
You are a fucking moron, mate.
How do you imagine we arrived in the year 2016?
Was it through everyone being a lazy fucking bum?
Or is it, I don't know, say, the fact that it's completely fucking natural to want to contribute to your surroundings, to help your people. We are all somewhat altruistic, it is in our fucking nature.

Basically, you think you've found yourself the perfect excuse to sit and waste, while doing nothing... But you haven't. At all.

You imply everyone HATES their job and that no one actually enjoys going to work... You're just wrong mate. Sorry.

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My sister and her tits I got a hold of while snooping through her phone

I havent talked to her in 7 months

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>can't decide whether I should watch TV or play video games

NEETin' ain't easy

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>>26552529
Living the dream desu senpai.

>>26552529
Wait what's your disability?

>>26552555
whats her name cuz? I wanna facebook stalk her.

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>>26552470
20 here, I rarely get ID'd thanks to having prominent facial hair but I still have some sort of ID on hand because there's usually that one chance where someone will challenge you and refuse to serve out of their "best judgement".
I get mistaken for 25-26 too often, someone at work thought I was bullshitting when I said I was 20

>>26552555
Wow well done anon your sister has some nice knockers

>>26552573
he hasn't been to school, he's a legit retarded.

>>26552555
>my sister

Yea no. About as legit as "my ex-girlfriend"

>>26552585
That's not how retardation works.

>>26552543
>You imply everyone HATES their job and that no one actually enjoys going to work... Y

You would have to be the king of cucks to actually enjoy being a slave. That's some masochistic tendencies.

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>>26552555
Holy shit, your sister looks like a right normie stacy. It's like a text book example of a stacy.

>>26552585
>school stops you being retarded

Well, it certainly didn't help you

>>26552352
>>26552413
I tried a stealing a massive bag of chicken wings and three cans of Lucozade from morrissons self checkout but the fucking women stood helping people came and busted me, she rescanned them for me... She didn't say ''You're stealing'' but kind of just looked at me like ''Nice try''
My mate started shouting ''ARREST HIM, SOMEONE ARREST HIM''
lol it was pretty funny t b h, i'd probably be a million times more awkward if it were to happen now tho

>>26552608
Not every job is wageslave tier you dumb fuck

>>26552645
Same ballpark.

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>>26552612
Shes skinnier now, I had to post an older photo as it shows birth mark on her tits and how her neck is the same, she has a birthmark on her chin which is covered by makeup but is seen in her tits pic.

here is her with birthmark on chin

i dont even know why im posting this

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>mfw fucked up a matchbet and lost 9 quid.

>>26552579
Apply for jobs, Amir.

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>>26551319
10/10 MILF BBW

>>26552668
Did she study in UCC

>>26552668
Are you Irish or is your sister Irish?

>>26552615
>>26552595
>can't get through school
>isn't retarded

ok

>>26552691
Is fine, I've got her name if he isn't bullshitting about her being his sister (which he probably is).

>>26552755
Amir why do you continue to do these things? This is why no-one ever feels empathy for your failures in life.

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I can't function in society, lads.

I don't even know how to pay bills that aren't gas, leccy or water.

My frail NEET body isn't meant to leave it's nest and I hope I'm never forced out into the wilderness by the government.

>>26552730
>retardation is correlated with following the national curriculum

Wew lad. Probably the same type of tard who literally uses GCSE results as evidence of his intelligence

>>26551780
Pres? or Prim

>>26552540
m8 why not just play vidya and watch shit? There's plenty of stuff out there to kill time and enjoy it.

>>26552543
>Implying you learn the concept of morality from school.
>Implying school has any effect on your moral compass at all.
So you're completely denying that the environment in which children spend most of their time has absolutely no influence on the way they see the world?


>How do you imagine we arrived in the year 2016?
>Was it through everyone being a lazy fucking bum?
Shit happens. We definitely didn't get here because our ancient ancestors were altruistic though, we got here because they wanted to improve their own quality of life and that lead to working together. Just because it's natural for us to want to improve our situation, doesn't mean it's natural for us to want to contribute to society as a whole.

Now I'm curious what would happen if everybody's quality of life was the same regardless of whether they worked. But I guess that's what us NEETs are in the western world, the product of having the option not to contribute. But doesn't that essentially make me living evidence that contradicts the idea that it's natural to want to contribute?

>>26552573
Diagnosed with ADHD as a kid which conveniently entitled me to all the bennies I need.

>>26552730
>>26552585
>Not wanting to waste my time being groomed to be another wageslave makes me retarded
Yeah, okay cuck. Stay jealous I guess.

>>26552779
school pre college/uni is easy as fuck, you got to be legit handicapped to not get through it

hence why the guy is on disability

>>26552766
tfw I am not poleaboo and this place is just filled with degenerates.

where would we all be without /britfeel/

>>26552798
>So you're completely denying that the environment in which children spend most of their time has absolutely no influence on the way they see the world?
kek, changed the phrasing of that question half way through.

>>26552817
/brit/, probably.

it's the only place we can go, despite being full of normies and wagecucks.

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that guys sister and her chad bf

>>26552817
I would have no social contact at all. At least here I can pretend you lot are my friends and it makes me cheer up a bit.

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Jiiiiiiiiiii.....

>>26552867
this tbqhwy


oc

>>26552769
>I don't even know how to pay bills that aren't gas, leccy or water.
Almost anything can be payed online now.

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>>26552906
I don't even know where this grill/pokemon is from, I dunno why I've saved all these pictures.

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>>26550666
Re-watching the 1st season myself pham

>>26552858
I haven't been to the gym in a month. This picture made me feel bad for some reason.

Does anyone else here play Fifa online?

What the fuck is the logic behind EA choosing which team wins?

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>>26552958
You did it due to the fact Paras is a total qtpi.
Show's in the filename.

>>26553012

>fifa

normie get out

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>start talking to qt at uni
>we hit it off quite well
>she invites me round hers a couple times
>Chill in her bed and watch netflix, end up sleeping in it together we didn't bang, just slept
>Calls to see if I want to chill at night after she's been out
>texts and snapchats me constantly
>Check her facebook this morning
>She's only got a bloody boyfriend back home
What the fuck, do girls normally act like this? If I had a gf and I heard she was doing this shit with some cunt I don't know when I'm not around I'd be livid.

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>>26552906
i like cock.

>>26553037
What are you going to do about it senpai?

>>26552867
>"i love being neet"
>neets post things like this >>26552867

oh im laffin

>>26553037
See if you can get some poon out of it lad.

>>26553037
you should definably try to fuck her

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It's taboo to ask out a 'slow' girl isn't it?
She's pretty and has a lovely voice imo, didn't think something was wrong with her until my mother told me.

>>26553086
What's wrong with her?

Which kind of retarded are we talking here/

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>>26553086
literally nothing wrong with that lad.

>>26553012
>It's an opponent using Madrid or Barca episode

>>26553086
Define 'slow'.

>>26553072
>>26553066
I did think I had a chance at fucking her, but now I know she has a bf I've realised that she hasn't actually done anything overtly sexual, like she hasn't tried to kiss me or made lewd comments, she's just overly friendly. But fuck, could I even do that to the poor lad anyway? I've seen boys broken over their gfs fucking other lads at uni.

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>when the ginger beer clears the cold symptoms just right

>>26553097
I'm not too sure desu. Didn't want to pry when my mother called her slow (she used to be a social worker and go into her) and now it would be weird if I asked, days later.

>>26553057
idk, I do want to bang her but also I don't have any friends, so keeping it platonic wouldn't be a complete waste of time.

>>26553101
If she's slow where she has a carer looking after her and shit, it could be considered rape/sexual harassment if they fucked, as the government would consider her not being in the right mind to give consent.

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Have you converted to Islam yet my fellow Britistanians?

>>26553133
>Not drinking hot lemon juice with ginger

>>26553157
That doesn't come in the form of a can, plus my corner shop doesn't stock lemons or ginger root

>>26553114
When I was younger i'd agree with you. Sad reality is that honour doesn't even come into it anymore for most guys. So you can either join them or take a moral stance which won't change anything and will only just give another guy the opportunity to get some form her, so you might as well be that guy.

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>>26553187
My mum used to make it for me when I was a wee lad.

Now i just drink normal tea instead because I'm poor and lazy.

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Damn, he's a big guy.

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>working in one hour
>banging it down outside
>going to get soaked

Just fucking end it.

>>26553086

You need to define slow. If we're talking not downie but in the same area then there are certain legal issues regarding capacity to consent. Scots law here though so I can't give anything more specific for you (unless you are Scottish).

>>26553275
Eww, why are you posting scat porn/

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>>26553324
bit racist mate

>>26553341
Stop it lad, I don't want to see ladies eating poo.

>>26553324
*Bestiality
orgignal fucking comment

>>26553286
> not downie but in the same area then there are certain legal issues regarding capacity to consent
Like what exactly? I'm actually Scottish too btw.

Why is this thread so fucking dead?

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>>26553423
>he thinks this is dead

you haven't seen anything m8

>>26553423
People wanking off to that BBC porn

>>26553037
Try to fuck her and then cut her off. Say that it was a mistake and you didn't know she had a boyfriend

I hate how brews become disgusting and undrinkable the moment they go cold.

Lads, does anyone have that picture of the blonde girl with incredible thighs reading her Kindle on the subway?

>>26553152
Haha fuck right off. I hate the term but this is sjw progressive shite

>>26553474
what would the benefit of trying to fuck her then cutting her off be?

>>26553563
You got laid.

She learns her lesson about stringing lads along.

>>26553595
you're a fucking idiot

>>26553563
you wanna be her fuck buddy

>>26553202
>giving up on your morals because others have done so

no better than a mindless beast or a woman

>>26553152

Fuck them, they don't like puppers. I would sooner die than be a muslim (which will probably be my choice in about 50 years)

>>26553655
>beast
I am a white, 6'3, fit male. I am a God when it comes to genetics and you will treat me as such, cretin.

>>26553202

>not being the change you want to see

WEWLAD
E
W
L
A
D

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>>26553708
>I am a white
lol you aint fooling anybody

>>26553655
It's most people these days.
>>26553714
Because the masses will take inspiration from a robot. All you succeed in doing is cucking yourself out of poon.

>>26553037

In normal life, no, in Uni yes. Having been through it, like 80% of relationships end when they both or one of them goes off to uni. They end up finding someone else. Lots of people just split up before uni knowing what will happen now

>one of my cousins who is 18 split up with her bf before going so she could 'experience uni'
>there is a future roastie in my family

>>26553795
>I must live for vagina and try to take it at every chance I get

alright

>>26553828
Never said you should devote your life to trying to get laid, but if the opportunity arises with someone you find attractive why not take it?

>>26553891
Because she has a bf?

>>26553891
Because I'm not scum mate, she has a boyfriend, she may be scum, other people in the world like you who would take the chance are scum but I hold myself to a bit of a higher standard than just seeing pussy and having to fuck it.

Fallout 4 is set in a post-apocalyptic world but you get rewarded if you bring books back to the library.

>>26554017
if there is a librarian and they want the books back, i dont see a problem, just because the world has gone to shit doesnt mean people need to as well, even if most are raiding, raping and looting

>>26554017
There are plenty of things to mock about Fallout 4. Being rewarded because someone asks you to return their book to their favourite pre-war location isn't one.

>>26553951
You'd be doing him a favour in the long run.
>>26553986
Take the moral high ground all you like it won't change a thing.

>>26554111
Actually if you really wanted to do him a favour, all you'd do is take screenshots of your conversations and send them to him to show his girl was cheating on him. Don't pretend like you're anything more than an animal desperate to dick things.

>>26550677
make a strawpoll senpai, also apocolypse now pls ill buy more codone and get comfy

>>26554132
He would still hate your guts and be heart broken.
>Don't pretend like you're anything more than an animal desperate to dick things.
Got news for you anon we are animals, who have base desires that need to be taken care of now and again. Don't act all superior because you are some eunuch.

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Feeling melancholic lads, but i also feel like that's okay, so i guess I'm actually content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w

>>26554217
>who have base desires that need to be taken care of now and again.
>what is finding someone who is actually not taken already

>>26554228
Its much better than being highly strung out lad.
I don't want to be stressed out anymore.

>>26553538

>subway

yank pls go

>>26554239
>what is finding someone who is actually not taken already.
>Thinking it is that simple.

>>26554312
It's obviously not as simple as just that, but it's not meditating for 7 days straight without a break to just back out because you don't want to fuck up a relationship.

>>26550677
Anon who suggested Raising Arizona and Apocalypse Now here. May I respectfully inquire why you didn't include my other suggestion of "The Training Of O" with Bobbi Starr, days 1, 2, and 3?

It's a titan of Western cinematography and you know it. It'll make you laugh, it'll make you cry; it'll change your life.

>>26554239
>finding someone who is actually not taken already
Near impossible because women get to pick and choose, 1 week out of a relationship and they spam facebook with indications that they are single and loving it, broadcasting that they are available and looking, then next week are already fucking someone

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>all these people arguing because at the core of it women can't control themselves
>not just getting a guy and locking him up in chastity and having your way with him when you feel like it

>>26554323
Relationship is already fucked up when a girl is comfortable inviting a guy into her bed when she has a bf. You're doing the guy a favour by bringing it to his attention before he gets invested any further on what is clearly a lost cause.

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lads how do you stop fapping/ viewing porn I keep relapsing

>>26554427
Why stop if you are enjoying it?

>>26554450
It takes away my test.

>>26553037

Lad of course you can fuck her, she's a girl in university with a bf at home. She's preprogrammed to become a slag.

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>>26554427
Honestly the best advice I can give is just to find more stuff to do; reading, going out for a walk, exercise, art, writing, even get a job if you have to.

I find most of the time I fapped it was because I was bored, rather than because I was horny.

Optional extra:

Ween yourself back onto using the good old imagination when you want to fap - you'll enjoy fapping more if you do it how we used to in the olden days.

Here's a non-pornographic picture to help you on your way

>>26554450
I'm not though I feel like fucking shit every day especially right after

>>26550951
Get off 4chan Adam

>>26554427

Get a bike and enjoy long, intense rides. If you still feel like wanking after one of those, especially in the current temperatures, you're inhuman.

>>26554502
>Ween yourself
>ween

heheheh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjoCnCaynCM

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>>26554155

>http://strawpoll.me/6842558

strawpoll is already up lad, but I'l repost it here.

>http://strawpoll.me/6842558

>>26554644
>Apocalypse now not quite in the lead

The horror.

>>26554644
Maybe one week we can marathon a mini-series or some shit.

>>26554757

Black Mirror?

which one of you were in feltham post office on Monday? i know a neet when I see one.

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banned from /int/ lads

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>>26554833

I got banned from /fit/ for being too homo once

>>26554833
Must have been some exceptional shitposting to get banned from there, what did you post?

>>26554833
fuck off we don't want you sitting up this thread

>>26552668
https://uk.linkedin.com/in/shannon-nunan-8b34255a?trk=pub-pbmap

her linked in if anyone wants to stalk

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>>26554833
/sp/ ban finished today, can shit up the Madrid/Roma thread.

>>26554644
>still no american psycho on the list

REEEEEEEEE

>>26554927
>having a static IP
>NOT JUST RESETTING THE ROUTER

YOU IS DUMB NEGRO

>>26554854

Posting feels. Used to get banned every 3 days but it hasn't happened as much since the Chinese lad took over.

>>26554964
*Pass ban finished today.

>>26554788
Definitely, or a few ep of a short series like Utopia.

>>26554973
He's cambodian you ignorant fuck.

>>26554850
You're impressively gay

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>>26554833
>not having a dynamic ip

>>26555015
No he isn't. He is a really sleepy German.

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>>26550666
Waifu has been posted, albeit rather late~

>>26555086
Hey tilde, what've you been up to today lad?

>black man comes down the lift on take me out
>screen shows two girls DOUBLE high giving each other

I laughed out loud desu

>>26555138

The biggest cause behind slutshaming is girls being massive sluts

>>26555138
The whole uk is being cucked.

>>26555119
>tidied my room
>did some uni work
>went to asda

sorry, I wish I had something more interesting to tell you~

>>26555166
The biggest cause of paedophilia is sexy kids and girls being massive sluts

>>26555138
>arent we so progressive
>look at us, we aren't racist!

Niggers never get loads of red lights on the first red.

Literally never

>>26555191
What're you studying mate?

>>26555166
>>26555172
>>26555202

Only the fat/ugly/chavvy and the greasey faced ching chong screaming china woman left their lights on

Comical really

Degenerate at the chippy got my order wrong.

Feelsbadman

>>26555119

Are tripfags being accepted in /britfeel/ now?

>>26555216
I would rather not say here senpai~

I know someone irl who comes here and I don't want them finding out who I am

Why do niggers from surrey have such a weird fucking accent

>>26555275
Sure, I can add you to my filter list, no worries mate

Calling it now lads: this is one of the top ten headlines 2016 will produce.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/teen-girls-took-selfies-beat-7387080#rlabs=6%20rt$sitewide%20p$7

>>26555275
There's just no need to be a cunt unless they're actively being a cunt. Tilde's alright.

>>26555280
Fair enough mate.

>>26555266
>not cooking your own food
>calling others degenerates

kill yourself degenerate

>>26555280
Then why the fuck do you have a trip!?!?!

>>26555334
Jurors were told how the younger girl took selfies showing the defendants smiling with Ms Wrightson pictured in the background.

Mr Campbell told jurors that Ms Wrightson "is alive but she is not smiling and her face is marked".

He added: "(The older girl) decided to publish it uploading it onto Snapchat. Before it left her phone, someone had typed 'Nar xx'."

Jurors were told that by 10pm the house had been trashed and further selfies showed the girls drinking cider from a bottle.

WHY WOULD YOU CREATE EVIDENCE?

>>26555334
>Counsel in the case and the judge presiding over the five-week trial, Mr Justice Henry Globe, did not wear wigs during the hearing.

Thanks for letting me know, Mirror

>>26555408
>Mr Justice Henry Globe

I mean with a name like Mr Justice, you're gonna become a fucking judge, aren't you?

>>26555393
Chavs lad. They're animals with better motor function

>>26555387
Some anons asked me to so they could filter me~

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>>26550666

>try to take a shorter route home from work
>it wasn't shorter
>come home and post waifu

Wew lads

wew

lads


wew

>>26555619
btfo you nigger

>>26555086
BOIPUSSY
OUT
NOW

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>>26555619
work is your life now lad.

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>>26555657
stop being so lewd!

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>tfw kebab for dinner
>again
Lads help, my kebab guy Hassan is literally giving me a large kebab, chips and drink for the price of a single small kebab now

Older woman in work today suggested me and the other nerds should wait a few years, build up our resources then go for an older woman.

Did women always advise young men to become beta bux cucks or is this a recent development?

>>26555718
get a kebab wrap to mix things up a bit, or kebab meat and chips smothered in burger sauce if you want to die quickly.

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MY FUCKING HOUSEMATE JUST USED MY BEEF THAT I WAS GOING TO MAKE LASAGNE WITH TONIGHT

FUCK HIM HE STOLE A CAN OF COKE FROM ME A FEW MONTHS AGO AS WELL I REMEMBER YOU FUCKER

I don't give a fuck he promised to pay me for it does it look like my fridge shelf is the supermarket

On the plus side it was slightly out of date so I hope he gets food poisoning

Been getting a lot of pain in my side for the past month and a half tried ignoring it, now I've got a few feelable lumps on one side of my neck too.

I think I'm in for a very bad time in the future.

>>26555773
just discovered something

if you eat them bacon flavour kettle chips, then drink some vanilla coke, it tastes like them doughnuts yanks eat with the bacon on top

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Fake tan disaster

>>26555822
didn't mean to reply to >>26555773

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>>26555743
>or kebab meat and chips smothered in burger sauce if you want to die quickly.

This is a joke right? This is my usual kebab every 3 days or so and I didn't think it would harm me this much?

>>26555876
well its not great lad, and the grease, oil and fat in that combo is pretty high. also the calories lad, don't want to be too fat now do you.

>/britfeel/ never bought that kebab place
Feels bad

>>26555428
you are a fucking idiot, justice is his title

tfw no new Poleaboo update

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>>26555743
>kebab meat and chips smothered in burger sauce if you want to die quickly
wew, good thing I have mayonnaise instead of burger sauce, i'm safe

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Finally got a job robots. I literally have nothing to do so I need money to buy shit like a new computer, a TV for my PS Triple, and drugs. Working with BIFFA tomorrow starting at 6:15am till 1:00pm. Think I'm working with them on the truck though I think I'll be told what I'm doing when I'm there for training. If anyone here's worked with them what am I in for?

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>>26555762
lmao, what a mong you are.
just to let you know, i'm that cheeky cunt robbing ur stuff m8. i bet he never buys loo roll either, does he?

>devilish tactics save me a few quid every year

>>26556083
if you're a true robot about to work in construction (building sites) in england then may god have mercy on your soul, you will probably kill yourself sooner than you planned

>>26556111
im going to accidentally wake him up at 6 am tomorrow

>>26556083
you're in for picking up rubbish by the sounds of it fella
you'll be alright mate. try save abit of the cash and you'll be alriiiiiiiiiight.

when it comes to new jobs, its never as bad as it seems.

>>26555876
Kebabs are some of the worst meals you can have. Even once a week isn't great.

You're going to end up with some serious health issues if you're eating them daily lad.

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>>26556073
regular mayonnaise? or garlic mayo? both are pretty healthy so yes you should be fine.