I just sat on a train across from a guy wearing the following:
>dirty, faded black cargo pants
>a tshirt with a Atari joystick print
>cat ear headphones
>wrecked old cheap white Asics
His friend had:
>3/4 length nu metal cargo shorts
>a filthy Monster hoodie
>battered white NB autism shoes
Autism shoes isn't a meme. It's not normies being assholes. It's true. These guys looked fucking terrible and incredibly autistic.
>>24993433
hoodies being autistic is definitely a meme though
i see normalfags with girlfriends wearing pullovers and zipups all the time.
this is coming from a Super Autist though, I work outside and I wear my work clothes pretty much everywhere. Forest camo army fatigues tucked into Black steeltoe Carolina workboots, plain tee and my old beat up leather jacket that fits me just right
>>24993513
Nobody said hoodies were autistic, but wearing autism shoes and Walmart jeans and a shitty graphic hoodie with stains is autistic.
Why do autistic people always miss the point?
jokes on u because the /genuinely/ dont give a fuck
go back to /fa/ glitter rainbow faggot bitch
>>24993433
What's wrong with wearing sneakers?
>>24993433
>"B....B.....BUT MY NB SHOES ARE STYLISH!!!!!"
You wear the "N", you wear the Autism.
I don't believe in the autistic clothes meme unless you look like your parents still dress you. Fashion is fucking dead.
>>24994113
That's not autistic, it's just poor.
>>24993433
>tfw I'm wearing those exact same New Balance shoes at the campus center right now
Do you think they notice guys?
>>24994737
>still thinking autism shoes = all sneakers
100% confirmed for autistic
>>24994962
>thinking all NB shoes are autistic because you've missed the point this badly
Yet another confirmed autist
>>24995091
It's dressing like an 11 year old as an adult and it is utterly autistic.
>>24995163
They know. Everyone knows because you are wearing autism shoes 101
Two people said they liked my jacket today, it's a brown suede bomber and it looks nice.
>>24994962
It's weird how autistic people are so inflexible and incapable of processing information that they fixate on the easiest explanation (in this case the NB logo) and then cling to it despite being clearly told they are wrong.
>>24995063
>I don't believe in the autistic clothes meme unless you look like your parents still dress you.
This is literally EXACTLY what it means.
>>24994962
I own new balance numerics and I'm damn proud of it
>>24994962
100% truth
oc
LOL! i love this thread!
>tfw wearing autism clothes loud and proud
If you aren't wearing sweatpants, a baggy t-shirt, and autism shoes you aren't a real robot and should get the fuck off my board
>>24995427
All NB shoes are autistic. Here is the long reason why:
NB has been making shoes for a long time. They have produced, time after time, some of the most autistic shoes ever made. The style of these shoes was the reason they were autistic. Those horrid white shoes in OPs pic are a clear example of that. These shoes have effected the NB brand. Many modern NB shoes look good...except they have that "N" on them. A large "N" that is associated with autism, not matter how good the shoe looks.
Perhaps in 50 years time, people would have forgotten about all the autistic shoes that NB used to make, and not associate the "N" with autism. But for the time being, when you wear your NB shoes, you are wearing a brand that has produced incredibly autistic shoes. Brands do matter. NB is an autistic brand. You are autistic because you wear that brand. Deal with it.
>>24995690
They genuinely think those are the same as pic related and cannot tell the difference.
>>24995706
100% autism
any fucking person who wears that shit is a MORON... i hope those kids get straight up HIV
>>24995615
You are autistic. See:
>>24995910
>>24995910
Thank you for taking these youngsters to school.
>>24995910
>typing multiple paragraphs in which you are complete and utterly wrong about something.
The only autistic NB shoes are the pensioner / IT worker tier plain black or white walking shoes that come in extra wide sizings and cost fuck all.
The N has literally nothing to do with it and nobody thinks NB produce nothing but autism shoes, but thanks for the hilarious insight into just how far a person with aspergers will go to try to reframe something they don't understand.
Can't spell autisim w/o the NB.
>>24995967
>going to this much effort to try to rewrite something your severe autism prevents you from understanding.
>>24995910 is complete and utter gibberish written by someone with zero comprehension of what an autism shoe is.
>>24996031
>samefagging your own post because you're getting severely BTFO and you can't cope with being called out for being completely wrong
How shameful.
>>24996059
>TFW I dress like that almost everyday
Except I wear plain shirts and a plain hoodie no logos.
I don't think I look autistic at all desu
>>24996076
Autism has only one 'i', pal
>>24996385
You wouldn't. A total lack of self awareness is a gigantic part of being autistic.
my room mate used to wear autism sneakers then i told him to fuck off and burned them and gave him a pair of mine. guess what? he bought another pair
>>24997177
i guess it wouldnt really be a "used to" situation, desu
yeah I wear newbalances like the one in the pic all the time. What are the correct shoes then?
dress shoes only pair with a shirt
desert boots are way too hip
other trainers have no advantage over newbalances
clarks are comfy but expensive and still have a fatherly feel to them
nikeSB is for skating
boatshoes = gay
aldo = " "
and then vans are bad for walking
cleats/basketballshoes/sandals are too niche
sometimes i wear my uggs slippers outside too and i understand why thats a mistake
>>24993433
Daily reminder that the most autistic brand of Shoes is, and always will be FILA.
>>24996059
My gf does this, except she doesn't wear those ugly shoes because I hit them in my house. Kek
>>24997299
These are my dress shoes, they dress up or down and are hella comfortable. You just have to be selective with your dress shoes. They are my "I want to look like someone who is better than who I actually am" shoes.
>>24997470
all my dress shoes are black oxfords lol
i own desert boots which look similar to those but different color and some basic adidas sneakers as well as some clarks walking shoes but I have never understood what a good pair of shoes could look like.
I guess those you have there are great. I definitely have research to do.
thats a good quote Thanks m8
>>24997299
>other trainers have no advantage over newbalances
Out of all the options available to me, I'm choosing to pick the pair that scream autism.
There is no excuse for choosing autism shoes when there are almost limitless alternatives.
>>24997348
The most autistic brand is in fact the no name brand purchased from shitty discount shoe stores.
>>24996059
I dress like that. Honesty, I don't give a shit what people think.
They can suck my dick if they care so much. Self conscious faggots.
>>24998053
>I don't care
>posts transparent as fuck angry message that clearly indicates you care a lot.
Kek.
>>24997608
Yeah, no wonder you don't wear them out. I am too fat to make Oxfords look good, and too poor for the kind of suit a Kingsman would wear with his Oxfords. Lol
>>24998243
If you too fat for oxfords your too fat for life tbqh
>>24998273
he might mean his feet are too fat
i have that problem with some shoes m8e
if on the other hand he means fat around waist. Fear of fatness has helped me stay at my weight if my belly increases then I cant wear any of my underwear or clothes without massive pressure
>>24995484
Was this an actual "like" or more of a "this guy's going to shoot people so I should be nice" like?
>>24998190
Whatever kiddo. I'm laughing at you, while you're pathetically trying to "fit in" and be a normie. If you're so autistic about your self image and how others perceive you, then you're literally below me.
Get a load of this faggot, trying to please everyone with the way he dresses. kek, can't get anymore beta than that.
>>>/fa/
>>24998381
It was probably "say something kind to the autistic kid so he feels like people like him" tier
>>24998526
>I'm making things up because I got totally and undeniably triggered and BTFO and now I'm lashing out uncontrollably in an autistic tantrum
Holy fuck, your bitterness and autism levels are off the charts! What a fucking omega loser.
>>24998526
Don't worry, you're still my special guy.
>>24995910
wrong, only a select few NB shoes bear the mark of autism
not being able to acknowledge this is a sign of autism, you should get yourself checked m8
>>24998629
The problem here is that the autism prevents them from understanding this so they fixate on the N. You can explain this over and over to them and they'll still refuse to change their mind - which is an obvious indication of autism.
>GUYS QUIT LOOKING THIS WAY LOOK LIKE ME INSTEAD OKAY OMG I'M SUCH A FLAMING FUCKING FAGGOT GUYS
Why's op so gay?
Just throw your autism shoes in trash
t.original commenter
Velcro or gtfo
>>24998728
>things nobody said that I am posting in a butthurt rage - the post
Why are you so triggered and angry, omega?
>>24995910
The reason this happened was because parents would buy their kids the cheap NB shoes. The more autistic kids never bothered to get nicer shoes so the parents kept getting him NB shoes that were cheap and look like shit.
The shoes themselves are not autistic.
Are my shoes autistic?
Fuck off robot
My shoes are pretty ok. Pretty normie so they blend in. But they're a different color.
>>24998790
>things that nobody said
Why are you so fucking gay? This post belongs in /fa/g, so quit shitting up our woman hate board with your faggotry. If I see you reply one more time..
>>24998599
>implying I'm angry
>confusing anger with autism
>trying to project your anger onto me
>falling for LE AUTISM SHOE MEME
I'd just like to remind you that you're posting on /r9k/. I post here ironically, except for this one instance. I'm only here for the entertainment value.
You're clearly the autistic one if you seriously think that wearing a certain shoe makes you autistic.
>>24997470
where can I get these nigga?
Lol at the triggered apologists clining to their precious tard shoes.
>>24998865
/r9k/ has no true topic fag.
Become a Jannie who does it for free if you are this ass blasted.
>>24998728
no one is advocating for you to look like "them"
we're just attempting to steer you in a direction away from dressing like you literally have autism. consider it a PSA
My favorite part of this thread is that these retards seem to genuinely believe that how they present themselves has no effect on their lives.
Kek
>>24999007
That's the 'tism friendo
>>24997609
Not true, bought $15 nameless brand running shoes through amazon and have gotten several compliments from normies thinking they were nice nikey shoes. Much satisfaction to tell them they are actually oogling over shitty $15 shoes that literally perform almost as well as their name brand kek footwear. When will they learn?
ITT:
>ur autismo
>no ur autismo
>>24998816
do they look kinda like pic related?
if so, then yes.
if not, then no.
>>24999089
Nigga no one is fooled by your $15 tard kicks
>>24996385
Kek me too, I hate shirts or hoodies with any design.
>>24998939
>/r9k/ has no true topic
Okay, then at least post something worthwhile.
>>24998816
no
fairly normiecore
>>24999105
nah, we've reached a consensus on what constitutes "autismo"
it's really only a select few styles of shoe, which is fascinating when you realize how concentrated these few shoes are among the autism community
>>24999152
Nah. Eat shit.
>>24999143
Dont beleive me? Fine, continue being nike's whore and fork over $60+ cash for trash shoes thst you can find for half the price on amazon.
>>24999007
It does, but I honestly don't care. I wear whatever I want. I could care less what is considered "fashionable". I'm not some edgelord trendy hipster either. No, I don't own a fedora, a trench coat, or NB shoes (because they're ugly).
Only a true autist would obsess over what shoes random strangers wear, just to mock them out of their own insecurity.
The real sperglords are the insecure faggots circlejerking and shaming NB shoes. You fags try so hard to fit in that it's cringeworthy.
>>24999250
>why /r9k/ has nothing of value
>>24999301
Oh man. Wow. baka
>tfw just got new pair of lacoste shoes for my birthday
it ain't easy looking like a presentable normal personjk it's fucking easy as shit lol loser
>>24998865
>continuing to be this rectally enraged
>>24998886
>being this incapable of controlling your emotions
There's no need to lose your temper because you found out something you do is seen as autistic by right minded people.
>>24999301
No one's getting one over on you. You're so much smarter than the rest of us.
>>24999410
>right minded people
>gay minded people
Puma master race here, fuck off autists
>>24999408
>presentable normal person
>caring what others think about you
They really reeeeeeeee when you come for their tard shoes.
>>24999007
Autism indications level 1 friend
>>24999089
>failing to understand polite white lies in social situations this badly
They didn't care about your pauper shoes, they just picked an easy nice thing to say to the loser.
>>24999301
I like how you're the only one obsessed with branding here. The autism and total lack of awareness is off the charts
Master shoe race reporting in.
>>24999319
>I don't care
>goes on to justify just how much he doesn't care AND proves they completely don't understand by fixating on NB.
You should dig deep and try to find some dignity and self respect because this awful mix of made up nonsense and desperate justification is shameful
>>24999423
>>24999473
>>24999360
Namebrand keks trying THIS hard to justify their empty wallets
>but muh swoosh
Good good, let big shoe corporations control your thoughts..consume, consume
>Wait are those arent nickey? They look just like them
Here it at least twice a month
>>24999430
>being 12 years old the actually thinking strangers on the internet are going to be upset by an autistic omega with ugly shoes calling them gay
>>24999445
I care enough to try to be able to go out in public and make it home without threads getting made about me online like "LOL saw this total turboautist on the bus today! He was wearing sketchers and a necrophagist shirt!!"
To avoid attention you have to blend in, and to blend in you have to appearnormal.
>>24999410
>by right minded people.
>r9k
>right minded
>"hurr ur autistic"
>he fell for the autism meme
>>24999585
Tell us more about your penny pinching totally non-autistic guy.
>>24999585
>I'm arguing against the things I keep posting and attributing to the people laughing at me - this means I'm winning
Also:
>being so poor and autistic you think Nikes are expensive
absolute master race
Hey guys, new balances are the only shoes I can wear comfortably because of the shape of my feet. Am I autism?
>>24999572
Well meme'd, my friend.
Original commentator.
>>24999632
>being upset and triggered when people post real life examples of spotting autisn shoe wearers in the wild
>>24999635
>le r9k is exclusively for losers like me maymay
>>24999672
>>being so poor and autistic you think Nikes are expensive
or $60.
but nope, no autism there
>>24999645
>>24999672
>thinks paying $75 for some fabric and rubber bits is acceptable
How delusional can amerikeks get?
>>24997348
hell no man, Fila's got some good stuff. Pic related is the Mojito Cages. The worst sneaker brand is easily Sketchers.
>>24999510
muh niga
>>24999695
...if you're 14
>>24999708
There are numerous wide options. Stop being a useless lying cunt.
>>24999728
>le everything is a maymay le maymay
are man uggs for tisms? i only wear man uggs and flip flops, depending on the season
>>24999755
$75, stap you're killing me.
>>24999632
insecure beta faggot
Why haven't you killed yourself already? You will never appear normal. People will always detect your autismo personality.
>>24999618
but you're acting really gay, crying about people's fashion sense is the gayest thing you can do. your parents must think you look so cute in your faggy louis vetons
>>24999790
>sk8 hi
>for children
no
>>24999750
>$60 is a lot of money!
>>24999755
>I can't afford $75 and I'm angry at people who can.
>>24999755
>Go on /fa/'s sticky to see where I can get some decent clothing
>All the places they claim are great are priced high as fuck and don't really appeal to me anyway
>>24999790
>>le everything is a maymay le maymay
Are you triggered that I didn't angrily reply to your meme comment like you expected?
Your autism is showing.
>>24999760
>woah these are cool
>i'll go order some
>OUT OF STOCK
of course, of course. nothing in life can go my way.
Why don't you smart guys get really smart and wear potato sacks and just tie plastic bag around your feet. Think of the savings!!!
>2015
>jeans
just wear khakis for christ sake
>>24999850
>continuing to make things up because you're 12 and can't handle just how easily BTFO you've been
>>24999872
>thinking Vans aren't teenager tier!
>>24999936
ok then what is acceptable adult casual footwear
>people go on 4chan to ask other faggots if wearing a certain kind of clothing will make them look autistic or not
There's something wrong here. Why is wearing certain kinds of clothes a marker for a mental condition? If wearing new balance is autistic, than every single old person I've ever seen is autistic. Every 50+ white male is autistic. Every gym coach is autistic. Every person who doesn't care what kind of shoe they buy is autistic. idk but crying this hard about who wears what seems to be a lot more autistic than going to payless and picking up new work shoes. Wait, how many of you are homosexuals?
>>24999893
>still desperately trying to damage control after being called out with ease
You poor, sad, delusional little child.
>>24999878
>thinks saving money is a bad idea, and anyone who does just can't afford nicer shoes
$75? No thanks desu, id rather not waste my money. Apparently dissagreeing with that makes me poor?
>>24999835
You're not telling me anything I don't know bud. I just like to minimize my anxiety as much as possible.
>>24999929
Are you me? That is literally me.
Have not worn jeans since 2010
>>24999790
Numerous wide options? Do share your knowledge with me, friend. Here in Canada, I can comb through five shoe stores without finding a pair that fits me and isn't NB. I do have a pretty intense arch.
>>25000000
FUCK
D I G I T S
MOM
MOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
>>25000000
there's the get of the day
>>25000000
c rap
>>24999918
shiit man, sorry about that. I'm pretty sure these are limited and I'm not sure if they get restocked very often. You could try to buy them through resellers but that costs big money. They still got the maui wowies for sale though.
http://www.lemaranddauley92.com/products/maui-wowie-cage
>>25000000
wasted tb,h
>>25000000
congrats on 25 mil faggot
>>24998526
you're done bro
blox
>>25000000
getgetgetgetget gotgotgotgotgotgot
rollin' 4 that good good 69 senpai
>>25000000
Check this shit out. Good job mate.
>>24999999
just look'n
>>24998273
>>24998372
No I mean I'm too fat for the awesome slim fancy spy suit I feel I need to go with a nice pair of Oxfords. My feet are narrow and skeletal still, I just have a gut, and I don't like having it
>>25000069
ay fuck u m8 u still me get ya fukin cunt
Fuckin plebs itt.
Get on my level.
>>25000000
HoLY ShIT
1
2
3
4
5
6 ZEROES
>>25000000
JEANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>25000069
>>24999969
2 69s today by me nice
>>25000000
well fuck my ass and call me shirley
>>24999978
>implying
>caring about other people's fashion sense
You're a legitimate faggot and self-conscious autist.
>>>/fa/
>>24994962
I knew a QT who wore those exact same shoes, though
>>24999440
Adidas runs the world
>>25000000
Wasted potential right in here.
>>25000000
JEANS CONFIRMED FOR DATED
AUTISTS EVERYWHERE ON SUICIDEWATCH
How autistic are my shoes?
>>25000173
Doesn't matter. Those are American classics. You're a patriot and a good man.
>>24997348
>FILA
>not Merrill
those ones that are a hybrid between running shoes and hiking boots look absolutely retarded.
>>25000173
ultimate normie-tier or ultimate weaboo-tier
>>25000057
those are literal autism shoes
>>25000114
nigger faggot gay retard
>>25000173
Do you think regular sized dogs are actually enormous and have a weird obsession with playing baseball with Benny? If so, sperglord alert, otherwise it's cool
>>25000173
Pretty autistic for 2015. Was all the normalfag rage years ago.
Also middleschooler tier.
You probably have no personality though.
>>25000202
They are also /comfy/ as fuck.
>>25000215
>tfw you dont like anime
>>25000000
MORE LIKE HAVEN'T WORN JEANS SINCE 201000000
>>24996694
I knew a kid like that in high school and I was the only fucking person who was nice to him while everybody else bullied him. I also let him copy my homework but when I REALLY needed to do this assignment that was worth a shit load of points I put off he did exactly that shit in the picture
>>24993513
>hoodies being autistic is definitely a meme though
what the fuck, how is that a meme.
do you know how many different types of people where hoodies nigga
>>24996694
>the "I run in the hallways to class" starter kit
ITT
A bunch of autists calling themselves autists
>>25000278
Any part of personality I have is pretty much a facade so thats close enough.
They were never popular where I live other then the punk scene.
>>24996694
>normalfags this butt blasted for not doing the HW
>>25000278
>you don't wear obscure footwear
>MUST MEAN YOU'RE BORING
Man, these threads are so damn homo.
>>25000221
You know what? Fashion is about self-expression and/or looking immaculate at its core, right? Why not make autism-core a thing? Its how a lot of you feel inside. So why not go buy some walmart jeans and some new balance 621's with "i'm a child with autism" lacelocks, maybe splatter paint on them. Buy a sonic the hedgehog t shirt one or two sizes too big and stretch the collar out. Autism puzzle piece accessories of all kinds. The possibilities are endless!
>>25000000
I guess jeans are pretty shit but I feel the need to wear them because socially acceptable
>>25999999 is also pretty true
Can we stop with this "autism clothes" meme?
Wearing certain clothes doesn't make you an autist
You can wear a fucking fedora and a wife beater, but as long as you act like a normal person you'll just be looked at as "that guy with bad fashion taste"
The whole idea of autism clothes is so fucking stupid and all it does is make poor saps toss away their old clothes and make normies more likely to laugh over stupid things, like someone wearing new balances
>>25000387
Might be succesful, but then true autists may try to talk to you, which is insufferable.
Do you dress like a Wojak or a Pepe?
>>25000381
It's not that you need to wear something totally obscure. But wearing a shoe that so many fucking people wear does give the impression that you don't think for yourself.
>>25000000
w.itness3d
>>25000301
Chuck Taylors are NOT comfy. Not to me at least. I dunno kami-sama made all feet different I guess. Just don't try to play basketball in them, you'll break your ankles.
>>25000437
missing the big piss stain on the front of pepe's shorts
>>25000412
Clothes have the ability to be visually appealing. If youre wearing ugly, shitty, crusty autism clothes you will look the opposite of visually appealing. So much so, you look autistic
>>24995910
How about:
Most people who wear the clunky, gay looking NB shoes have personalities consistent with autism.
sup pham. rate my /fit/
>>25000412
The things is is that probably like 95% of your interaction with people is just off first visual impressions.
Sure, if someone stopped and chatted with you for a few minutes, maybe they'd think like, wow, this guy's pretty cool. But more likely than not, they'll just walk by you and think to themselves, wow, this guys wearing a sonic the hedgehog graphic tee and has facial hair. What a loser lol.
Just how the world works tbhfam. If you don't care about what others think of you, then good on you. Better person than most. But otherwise, yeah. People will think you suck.
i don't even know how to buy shoes
like what the fuck looks good and can be worn casually, I don't know
this is what i wear, and it's a shitty old pair
>>25000440
Only Normie wear clothes. Think different like Steve Jobs you idiots.
>>25000437
Wow, im literally wojak
>>25000481
>crusty
show pic of example
>>25000437
i don't dress like a sperg, but i do sit and stand and walk awkwardly
just a side effect of anxiety i guess
>>25000460
I am flat footed so thats probably why they fit so well
>>25000437
what would be a mix of this?
>>25000481
>>25000510
You cannot look "autistic" from basic clothing
You fucking idiots don't even know what you're talking about anymore
Now a days "autism" is just like "gay" was 2 years ago, when everyone used it to call something stupid
In this case you guys just mean ugly
No more no less, you'd look ugly, big whoop move on
>>24999111
Pretty sure my hiking shoes that I wore everywhere were autistic and they looked nothing like that.
>>25000584
>You cannot look "autistic" from basic clothing
I guess that's where we disagree.
>>25000521
Same here family
fuck this gay robot
>>25000584
>Now a days "autism" is just like "gay" was 2 years ago, when everyone used it to call something stupid
settle dows aspie, you're speaking gibberish.
>>25000612
>implying they weren't doing it
Man it got so bad they had to make a fucking commercial telling people that gay is not a substitute for the word stupid
>>25000584
100% spot on
>>25000596
If Brad Pitt suddenly started wearing "autism clothing", it would probably become a new fashion trend.
Just look at Steve Jobs, nobody calls him an autist. He's just seen as individualistic. Why? Because he was rich and famous.
The only difference between an sperglord autist and an "eccentric, mysterious, charming hot guy with his own taste in fashion" is how attractive your are(looks wise), your status, and your money.
>>25000521
>>24999510
>muh 9th grade skateboarder shoes brahhh
11/10 autism
>>25000768
he dressed like that because it was part of the brand strategy "think differently" or whatever the fuck their slogan was. Apple was the cool and hip alternative to boring old regular computers and WHOA LOOK AT HOW COOL THEIR PRESIDENT IS HE WEARS JEANS AND SNEAKERS JUST LIKE US INSTEAD OF A SUIT AND TIE HAHA WOW THAT IS PUNK ROCK
>got a foot injury squatting 3pl8 atg and got offcenter 1 time, stress fracture
>my feet so fucking bad just walking around now in my usual shoes
>the other day decided to go biking and slipped my feet into my navy blue NB 608 running shoes that i haven't worn in ages
>tfw they were SO FUCKING COMFY, no aching while walking around
>tfw want to walk around in these gignatic boat shoes all day because they don't hurt my feet
>tfw tried it one day and felt like a massive faggot
do i really have to suffer for fashion? anyone else /footinjury/ here? advice?
>>25000000
I HAVE SEEN THE END OF THE GETS O GREAT ONE
>>25000945
nah m8
Jobs was legit autistic. He just didn't give a shit. If he wanted to be seen as "different", he could've gone about it so many different ways.
People didn't judge him because he was rich and famous. He could've gotten away with wearing literally anything and people would've still bought his shitty products.
what are some good shoes then if not autistism/boat/sk8r shoes
>>25000863
i literally don't know what else to wear
i don't tie them like skater shoes, and they're pretty beat up so they look like regular sneakers
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHOES TO WEEEAAAAR
I DON'T KNOOOOOOOW
I'm slightly convinced this thread is being bumped and created by nike shills
>inb4 user was banned for this post
I thought New Balance were Normacore/Palewave staples. Are those memes no longer effay?
>>25001289
tryna get banned muh nigga?
And before scared of mods
>
>>25001114
>only pictures of him giving corporate presentations
that's supposed to prove me wrong?
Look at him when he was younger, or any other picture of him that isn't him presenting a new ipod.
The jeans, turtleneck and sneakers was a crafted "cool and casual" image meant to reflect their product and brand. Don't be so gullible
>>25001231
>>25000521
Vans aren't bad. They're high school tier but they're certainly normie enough.
Really a step beyond that would just be to get a decent pair of Adidas or Reebok's. Pretty good starting point imo. Not too pricey and decently respectable among most young adults I would say.
If you're looking to look professional, or somewhat professional, idk. Go to a nordstrom's or something and pick out just about anything you see.
disclaimer:i'm actually a raging fucking loser and i don't know if anything i just said even comes close to being /fa/ worthy
>>24998816
wyatts gj
>>25000437
>accidentally make eye contact with strangers
When I make my yearly trip out into public I'm awful at this shit
>>25000000
oof nice get
>>24999973
What's wrong here is your faggot tier cherry picking. They're called autism shoes precisely because they're worn by a select type of people: actual sports playing people (acceptable), pensioners (acceptable), 11 year old boys (shitty, but acceptable), and people with intellectual disabilities (acceptable).
If you're older than 12, younger than retirement age, not engaged in sports, not intellectually impaired - and you choose to wear those shoes, you're autistic.
>>25000145
>if I keep posting the same projections it'll wear him down!
Kek. Nice job hiding how upset you are, you triggered bitch.
>>25001364
Yes, you're wrong, and also missing the point. People didn't judge him, because he was rich and famous. It makes no difference if he was doing it as a marketing stunt. Nobody called him out for wearing autism shoes or jeans, or otherwise dressing like a complete sperglord.
Are you actually this dense?
Attractive/famous guy wearing autism jeans, fedora, and sneakers = unique and individualistic
Ugly/Fat guy wearing autism jeans, fedora, and sneakers = creepy, autistic loser no fashion sense
This is the truth. Try denying it, dismissing it, or arguing against it. It makes no difference. It's only autistic if you're ugly.
>>25001516
I didn't know /r9k had psychologists
You fell for the shitty, overused fedora NB autism meme m8
>>24993433
I don't wear those shoes but honestly I've never even looked at another man's shoes. If you go around looking at men's shoes you have a bigger problem then they do you materialistic homo.
>>25000768
>thinking posting a billionaire nerd with the dress sense of Jughead from Archie is making any sort of a point.
>>25001295
Do you think all the different models that shoes companies make are the same?
If so, you almost certainly suffer from autism
>>25001556
>you triggered bitch.
Oh, the irony. Calm down there, autismo. No need to get angry.
>>25001648
>thinks shitposting is making a point
nigger, please
>>25001617
>unique and individualistic
>Ugly/Fat guy wearing autism jeans, fedora, and sneakers = creepy, autistic loser no fashion sense
>if I invent the oppositions opinion it means that they agree with it and then I'm the clever one for disagreeing with it!
You're a fucking retard. Nobody thinks Jobs dressed mysteriously or cool, we think he dressed like a fucking nerd but he's a billionaire and can do whatever he wants.
It's autistic for the very reasons quoted in the post you're trying to claim fell for a meme.
>>25001626
>being this poor and homophobic
>>25001685
>
>>25001685
>posts the same thing over and over after suffering some spirit crushing humiliation
>no it is ur who is mad fag times infinity
Do the tears prevent you from posting anything new, omega?
>>25001723
>le got BTFO, better post the le shit posting accusation maymay
That'll work!
>>25001817
>got BTFO
>these implications
spotted the 12 year old
>>25000000
Fuckin noice get, m8
>>25001795
Seriously, why are you so mad over some stupid shoe meme? Why do you care so much what people wear?
Are you this autistic? You don't need to answer that.
> /r9k/
> fashion sense
>>25001851
You got BTFO with the greatest of ease and every response since has been the same thing - butthurt.
>>25001899
>I'll make things up - that'll show them
I'm not the one who is upset and autistic here, omega
does anyone know of shoes as comfy as nbs that dont look autistic?
>>25002038
What about a pair of the numerous NBs that aren't the very specific autism style?
>a whole line of shoes exists specifically for autistic people
Do you people even read your own words?
>>25002023
kek, whatever you say, you insecure faggot.
Good luck with getting approval from society and trying so desperately to fit in.
You're so cool, posting your shitty New Balance memes and what not. Now go back to living your pathetic, pretentious, "wannabe normie" life.
>>25000000
R9K CONFIRMED FA
>>25002363
>I'm not mad, triggered, or insecure - that's why all my posts are angry and full of wildly lashing out and projection and just anything I can make up because I have nothing
Also
>STILL failing to understand NB isn't what makes your sperg shoes autistic.
>>25000000
NO JEANS
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I like my nbs tbqf
>>25003059
>still clinging to the NB being what makes them autism shoes
>>25003099
?
these are actually my shoes on my feet
I agree with the sentiment that nbs are not inherently retarded
>>24993433
If you work in concrete those shoes are pretty comfy. I know, I work at a warehouse. I don't wear them since I prefer the steel toe boot safety net, but NBs are well received by coworkers.
>>24999410
>right minded people
>not autistic
pick one
>>25003134
>comfortable shoes are comfortable in situations in which you might want comfortable shoes!
Sssssssshocking
>>25003179
>being this level of stubborn about your autistic shoes.
I don't know what shoes to buy. I am attractive apparently but I still wear beat up sneakers that I used in high school. I have to become somewhat normal or I will end up killing myself. Please what shoes
Are these autism shoes? They're new balance... I've seen these threads before, but I still don't get it.
>still desperately trying to appeal to the roasties and normies you despise
why do you care so much about what shoes you wear if fashion is just for normies? why not wear whatever you want? could it be that you're actually just extroverted failed normalfags and not the robots you insist you are????
>>25003282
Just get boots, I'm sure you can find a reference on /fa/ or some boot themed subreddit
>tfw you love wearing hoodies and baggy clothes in general but everyone assumes you're a drug dealer for it
>caring about the aesthetic of shoes
>doesn't care for the advantageous physical qualities good shoes bring
Good luck being afraid to get your shoes dirty when you need to run for your life plebian.
Natural selection does its work.
>>25003346
Scumbag. Shoplifter. Wagekek here, I've got my eye on you.
>>25003346
Really hate that feeling.
>>24999929
>not wearing fitted plain black jeans
Bright pants are the dumbest idea ever. After half a day people can see gray on your ass from all the dirt you've been sitting on.
>don't wear "odd" looking shoes because it may offend faggots like OP and his shit opinion
Liberals everyone!
>>25001617
I don't think anyone actually cared about him they just liked the phones he designed.
>>25002939
They're just shoes. How can wearing certain shoes make someone autistic?
>>25003507
we're trying to help you out here m8
don't lash out that's what autists do
>>24996385
this is me except I wear bad fiting cargo pants :^)
>>25003659
Can you just...say plainly what this is about? Is it the logo? The color? The weird layers of fabric/leather strips? The shape?
I'm wearing them constantly when winter passes and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>24999929
I think you mean chinos. 2/10 fashion sense.
Oh great a new *tips fedora*
I'm loving these post-2012 memes.
>>25003749
basically the same thing
>>25003712
All or those things. They're just very unfashionable shoes, and other people care about how you dress.
>>25003712
it's pretty much everything
those specific new balances are just horribly unattractive shoes. For whatever divine reason, people who exist on the spectrum tend to gravitate towards them
it's not even new balance as a brand, they make plenty of good looking and comfortable shoes. Just not the ones in OP or that type at all
Give it to me straight... do I have autism?
>>25003914
>wannabe geos
yes, yes you do
>>25003719
FOOOOLISH AUTISMO, YOU WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR BUBBLE OF LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS, HAAA HAAA HAAA.
R8 my shoes /r9kfa/
>>25003866
It's best explained here. >>25001516
>>25004033
Fuck off.
>2015
>not wearing Jordans
>not wearing Air Force 1's
>not wearing Roshes
It's like you kids want to stay autistic forever
>>25004274
>2015
>posting the most entry level as fuck options
Ah well, it is r9k
I believe you all are forgetting the ultimate in autism footwear...
What about shoes like these, (outside of hiking)
>>25004355
eh i know a lot of medical professionals that wear them
never actually seen an autist in those in public
>>25004366
manlet signaled
>>25004366
>hiking boots or shoes in non-hiking situations are second only to military surplus boots on the sperg shoe spectrum
>>25003311
those are cool but im not fashion faggot
>>25004799
>those are cool
I have some bad news for you my friend
what about these?
>>25004869
They're not autistic, but they are fucking ugly
A few days ago in a thread an anon posted pictures of himself, stuffing his clothes with water balloons and other things so it looked like womanly curves.
I used to do this when I was younger, anyone else? Is this a somewhat common fetish for robots?
Yes I realize I am mentally ill.
Dumping some pics
>>25001617
Normie here. The truth is we think every non-Asian, non-poo-in-the-loo in IT is at least a half-tard.
>>24995910
>having this little understanding of fashion
Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself
I used to wear white new balance shoes like that until about 10th grade and no one ever said anything bad about them.
Am I the only robot who dresses nice? I get complimented on my clothing by both guys and cute girls alike
Autistic people actually thought it was true when people told them what's on the inside matters and what's on the outside doesn't. When their father told them that you don't need fancy clothes they actually believed it. As a result, they don't care what clothes they are wearing so long as they cover themselves and show off their autistic interests like sonic the hedgehog. The standard autistwear are Velcro black shoes, often New Balance, jeans that are too baggy (because it's 'comfortable' and hides their fat thighs), graphic t-shirts and hoodies that they wear too often. They may also be seen wearing shorts in the winter because they desire attention
>>25007732
you're not a robot you failed normie scum
I've been wearing the same pair of Salomon shoes for about six years
>>24994962
Too comfy to give a fuck. Same thing with skinny jeans. Ever since I traded them for autism jeans, I no longer have any chaffing or cock constriction. Like I said, too comfy.
>>24995910
>here's my opinion and why you should take it as fact
Ok kid.
>>24995910
Nigga its just a shoe. Calm down. The irony here is how autistic you're getting over an alphabet letter on a shoe.
A fucking letter.
>All these people thinking that the only reason a person would want to dress well and take into consideration the clothes they wear is to impress others
So you have literally no standards for yourself? If you had even a modicum of self respect, you'd want to look presentable, since you're the one person you are presented with at all your conscious moments. I dress well and explore fashion for myself, it's fun, and impressing people with your clothing is just an added bonus tbqh.
>>24995910
Holy shit, that was one of the most autistic things I've read all morning. The only people who think NB only produces autism shoes are the retards who stopped wearing them when they realized how shit the pair their mom has been buying them for 7 years looks. Kill yourself.
>>25003719
>>25004021
I like to look at it as transcending above what I though a person could wear. I also own an itasha in America and I don't like anime that much.
Do I have autism for wearing these during winter?
>>25007795
all 100% true
>>25008370
If you are wearing them in the city or to school or where there are plowed sidewalks, yes. It's the same as people having lifted pickup trucks that don't get them dirty or only drive on the highway.
But boots are useful in the winter if it snows alot.
>>25008370
wear them with sweat pants and a fanny pack and go full blown tard! it's a good look senpai.
>>25007795
mostly 83% false
Sneaker head here
Sure most of the release suck but 574 NBs in a good colorway with some light/tan colored jean/joggers is a great fit and makes you look nice familia
>>25008449
well I'm a beat rat
b-b-beat rat