/yg/ - Yandere General: Utopian Edition

Please don't be overly combative, or we'll get pruned again. Let's show the mods we can have a quality thread. I even made a cute image for the front / catalog.

What's the best way to make your targets fall in love with you when they're so insistent on the fact they "hate" you?

>>24287725
- When they insist they "hate" you? Do you believe them?
- Have you done something to them that merits being hated?
- Are you willing to ever let go if they keep rejecting you?
- Or do you feel like you're unable to give up?

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this is good thread

>>24288051
2, they're just too dumb to see how good I am for them.

yandere is ultimate normies

it's called "love" guys, you don't need le edgy name for it

>>24288489
Since you only answered one question, I can only give you a partial advice: The best way to make them fall in love with you, despite their feelings, is to start acting in a way (research needed) that will make them see you in a different light, so that they can start shifting their impression of you. It might take a long time, so you have to be very patient and devoted to see the results. This tactic will not work if the other person finds you physically repulsive.
>>24288605
How are yanderes "normies"? There is nothing edgy about the tendencies we discuss here nor the problems these bring along. In the context of the real world, we use the term Yandere as a mix of obsessive love and a obsessive - possessive inclination, intertwined together to serve (albeit somewhat delusionally) the target of our affections.

>>24288910
Don't reply to people who only talk in memes and buzzwords.

>>24288910
Yes but what if they don't want to talk to you and ignore you completely? Do I kidnap them?

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>>24287576
Online dating for men is kek

>>24287576
I missed you /yg/

I fucked up. Who else fucked up their chances here

>>24289250
>getting a chance in the first place

>>24289250
If you go on #yg I think I know who you are, and yes. You fucked up.

If not then learn from your mistakes for take two with someone else.

>>24289320
How would you know me?

>>24289303
Yeah I think I'm just gonna kill myself. No point in living. Just gonna drive into a pole.

>>24289320
>I didn't like her enough to be incapable of getting over it

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>>24288992
I don't mind engaging in discussion or taking on baits; exercise patience while being able to provide content to the thread since a win-win scenario to me. I'd rather be nice to a fault than strict to the point of virtue.
>>24289124
Could you be a little more specific? Is their "ignoring" active or passive? as in, you contact them and they don't answer back? Or have they blocked you from contacting them?
>>24289185
Women don't owe men anything for being registered; the site is not a girlfriend giveaway.
>>24289250
A lot of people (I assume most, if not all of this site's users) have ruined a chance of something at some point of their lives. It's virtually impossible to live without regrets (despite the common "I regret nothing" trope).
>>24289512
What makes you feel there is no point in living? I wouldn't call myself a nihilist, but although life is essentially pointless, being an outcome more than anything, I do think life is what you make of it. What's on your mind?

>>24289978
No point in living cause I will never find someone better. She wasn't particularly attractive but everything about her was perfect. I will never find another in another 20 years

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>>24289978
Argh, so many typos, sorry. I didn't sleep very well today, so my attention span is not as usual.
>exercise patience while being able to provide content to the thread since...
Exercising patience while being able to provide content to the thread seems...
>>24289320
There is no need to be upset.
>>24290255
Please don't take this as me lessening your feeling... Try to remember the best meal you have ever had, the texture, the smell, the flavour, the moment, the people around you (if you shared it with others). Now, do you ever feel bad about eating things that are not as good? It's easy to beat yourself about ruining things or missing opportunities, but that doesn't mean that your future can't get brighter, specially not to the point were death is the only way out.

>>24287616
You think these threads were nuked for being "combative?" Half the threads on /r9k/ are combative. It would definitely be nice to see more discussion and less arguing, though.

>>24291178
No, I believe these threads were pruned because there were like three or four up at the same time, all of the them with people basically only posting bumping one-liners.

>>24291282
>there were like three or four up at the same time
How does that even happen? Did a bunch of people decide to remake it all at once?

>>24291282
We were pruned because there were a bunch of autists arguing about how the OP should have been done, and then have zero fucking clue what a sage is and complain about not letting the thread die naturally so they can do a "proper" one.

That's why we got pruned, because of autists, no other reason. Not because of content, not because of what's said in here, because whoever the autists were that got all pissed over the OP and kept trying to make more OPs that suit their autism.

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>>24287576
>Relationship advice by Dr. Feel
I'll be here all night folks, don't be shy. Help me help you.
>>24291473
Sorry then, I was making a guess. Last I checked there were 3 threads (that I saw) up, and then someone wrote in the IRC channel that the last one had been pruned. I came to check the catalogue and didn't see a single one, so I took the chance and made one myself.

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>>24291473
>anyone who complained about the OP while saging automatically not saged and made the other threads just because this self-righteous autist says so
Sorry to burst your bubble but it's time you grow up from your thread-guardian syndrome. All threads were made by shitposters, and autists are innocent this time.

>>24292545
Yeah nah, that wasn't shitpost. That was full blown autism over nothing.

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>>24292651
If you were any smarter and well read, sir "yeah nah", you'd know that someone who said ">tfw she likes my memes" made the second of the OPs. That means two threads were made by shitposters already. I didn't even see the third one, but I'm sure that whoever makes a third thread while there are two up are shitposters.

Also I'm pretty sure you just ignored my greentext completely.

>>24292965
Hey whatever you like to believe. I saw what I saw, which was a bunch of autism.

>>24293202
When your blind dog eyes saw only autism, my highly actualized mind saw the truth behind the very threads which you accused of and dismissed as mere autism. And now I'm demonized, pursued by the people I so dearly sought to defend from shitposters. This brings me to oversee an emotional abyss that I wish to walk away from, but sadly can't.

But whatever. I say, if my words above have not been enough to give proof of my innocence, "Hey, whatever you like to believe." back at you.

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>>24292545
>>24292651
>>24292965
>>24293202
>>24293547
Please, there is no point in arguing about those threads, specially just to see who gets the last word.

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I want to be cared about by a significant other more than I care back in most situations especially physical
I think this is mostly out of inexperience and not knowing how real relationships exactly work outside of fiction (and I'm not retarded enough to conflate the two) because of infinite poor role models
Do I belong here and how do I cure/find this?

>>24294197
that just sounds like a typical woman

if you're a girl, I wouldn't worry about it

>>24294197
It might be out of inexperience, but I wouldn't say there's something wrong in wanting someone to like you like that. But you might hurt someone if you neglect them while expecting them to like you more than you feel for them, so maturing a bit from this will only do you good.

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>>24294383
Shit. I've been told it was effeminate, so I guess it is so
How can I fix/find it without being a bootlicking leather degenerate?
>>24294536
Yeah that was kinda the issue with me. I never knew the line between romantic and autistic so I settled for doing as little as I thought I should in the one relationship I had and that ended poorly
But it wasn't like I didn't have the drive or empathy to care back, just expressing it was like being a medieval peasant operating a space station for me

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>>24294197
While you are welcome to keep posting of course, I wouldn't say you belong here, or at the very least I wouldn't point you in direction of this thread if you had asked in another one.
>How do I cure / find this?
Nobody can answer the first part of the question for you without knowing a great deal about your inner workings. Finding a person who "cares more than you, than you about them" is not technically difficult; it mostly depends on your standards and what else you look for in a partner.
>>24294720
Might sound condescending, but if you don't have one (and are allowed to have), I would suggest you to get a pet (no small rodents nor aquatic ones though). It will teach you patience and sacrifice (to a degree) and you will experience a feeling of reward and affection from it, which will prepare you for a relationship with a another person.

>ywn have a deep lover

>>24294720
I know how you feel, I've been through something similar.
Yes, even if you're looking for someone that is compatible regarding that, don't give up on maturing that part because it will help.

>>24295277
What does >ywn mean?

>>24295329
it means

>you will never

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>>24295169
That's another problem, I understand how affection works as well as every other social norm, I'm not a sociopath. Not knowing how to act in a relationship and a deathly fear of being pushed away or called something in the face of trying to be romantic is like the one blank spot in my otherwise adequate social skill list
The issue isn't deeper than it seems I just have trust issues and want someone to take the lead in that one aspect and if it is deeper then it's beyond my perception of it
>>24295280
How do you suggest I mature in that manner?

>>24295329
>being this new

>>24295383
>not making it something more autistic

>>24295383
Does that really need to be an acronym when it doesn't follow the format of every other one?

>>24295384
I do not know for sure, but maybe there can be a way to practice or absorb experience through smaller scale things like romantic literature or something.

>tfw no waifu who doesn't sweat the small stuff
>tfw no waifu who sees you as romantic when you are just being urself

>>24295411
excuse me, I was repaying a debt.

>>24295435
I was just telling you what you asked of me. why should I know what is what and why is it not what others are like even though they are still the same thing in a way?

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>>24295411
Tell me, jaded anon, who hurt you?
>>24295587
The small stuff?
>>24295653
Heh, I'm the one who answered you in the other thread ("mrw").

>>24295653
>repaying debnts
>not being greece

>>24295695
>who hurt you?
I did

>>24295695
>The small stuff
beats me. i was trying to keep my combo going.

>>24295897
then ok you

>>24287576
>General Topics: "What's the nicest thing you have done for your obsession?"
we haven't met in person, so I guess the nicest thing i have done for them is gifting him a couple of steam games. he was very happy about it and gave me lots of attention for some time like asking me to play with him which made me cry of joy, but it last only a couple of months and then he just went back to ignoring me, why wont he love me?

>>24287576
>"What's the nicest thing you have done for your obsession?"
I made one of her competition for a job she wanted miss his bus to the interview by faking picking a fight with him and causing a scene.

She got the job, so I guess the boss didn't like him being almost an hour late for the interview after having to take the next bus.

>>24297352
You're the type to be used, thats why.

>>24297567
Mixed feels.

>What's the nicest thing you have done for your obsession?
Nothing.

I like the op image!

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Is Charlie Kelly from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" a yandere?

>tfw when my oneitis already has a oneitis who hates them and even if they die they will still not see me as viable choice no matter how much I would do for them
i didn't ask for these feels and I can't move on

>>24297567
Did she know or ever find out what you did?