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>>23394235

>"I will not date anyone even slightly overweight"
Whats wrong about this? I've got a fat fetish but I don't go forcing it on others.

Ps. that picture is made by a guy

>reverse search
>cracked

Man, I remember when that website was funny five years ago

>implying this isn't just another way to try to pressure betas into conforming and accepting their inferior role

That picture basically reeks of it. It could be summed up as
>don't be like we don't want you to be or you will not be getting any

At least I wouldn't put anything that cringey in my dating profile if I had one. I'm aware of the cringe phrases guys use that make them seem like a victim right away.
I know it is your profile and it is supposed to be about you, but you really should present yourself as positive if you want to even just meet friends. Being a sad sack and selfish is fun in its own way but you can't expect other people to respond to your pity party if you're trying to be social.

The last one made me feel hard.

>>23394562
"You're not us, so fuck off" is shorter.

>>23394235
>Complains about men not wanting to date fat women
>Bodyshames men by saying people that drive BMW's have small penises

Women, ladies and gentlemen

Why do douches get so pissy when you point out they're douches?

>>23394605
I don't think that's accurate. More like
"You're not Chad, so fuck off"

Because lets be real here, if this was about Chad she would not care. Chances are Chad wouldn't even have the "flaws" in the picture because surprise, surprise growing up not ugly, not bullied and not shat on makes you into a better person. Big fucking surprise.

>>23394235
This is like a chick track for evangelical feminists. It just needs little annotations in the corners.
>I hate women (Dworkin 3:16)

>>23394235
Hope y'all know that the only people who make this kind of shit and emphasizing the existence of a misogynist boogeyman are all white males.

They are so insecure in their white knight approach to women (because its never been done before with success, derp) that they create this kind of shit to not only put other males out of the game but also with the hopes that other women read it, believe it, and give men like them (the ones on the blue side in OPs pic) a go.

Be careful with your media. Don't believe in anythign simply because it's laid out nicely.

>>23394422
>implying cuckhold nu-"male"s should be considered guys