>Be desperate 20 Year Old Horny virgin guy >Want to fuck

>>23314642
Learn how to greentext, and I might tell you, Reddit.

about a week ago I got insanely horny and posted a craigslist ad looking for one.
I got no responses.
I felt great shame that I actually did that, it was so fucking degenerate and I am sure it will be recounted by st peter at the gates of heaven.

>>23314762
>being a asshole and passive aggressive normie.

>>23314802
I am neither of those.

>desperate 20 Year Old Horny virgin guy
>Want to fuck everything except for a dude.
How do you fuck a hot 50+ year old MATURE GRANNY seen in the pic? and where do you find them?
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Reddit's crash course on greentext isnt exactly thorough, you all stick out like sore thumbs.

>>23314865
>be op
> depressed and lonely
>Still can't fit in with other social degenerates on 4chan

>>23314920
It's not even a matter of fitting in. You just have to look at a single greentext done right to understand how to do it properly.

Your English is also fucking laughable. There are so many mistakes in them of a specific kind that I can tell you unironically came straight from Facebook.

>doesn't know how to use a/an
>can't into punctuation
>randomly uppercases words for no reason at all

Kindly go away forever.

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>>23314986
and this is also the part where you tell me how miserable my existence and to off myself.

>>23315058
No, I'm telling you to improve your English and stop trying so hard to fit in resulting in you doing it completely wrong.

>>23314642
I'd suggest going to the library or a theatre, since a lot of mature people go there. It's also pretty easy to strike up a conversation there.
However, you're gonna have to chat them up like any other girl.
Also, realise that even grannies probably have young studs trying to pick them up all the time nowadays.

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I just want to lick some mature feet ;-;