>tfw just ordered pizza delivery for the first time (I'm

I sympathize

Answer the door asshole.

I'd probably poison your pet if you had one.

>>23292024
i fucking hate delivery guys too. last time i ordered pizza the faggot started asking me why I was at home by myself and why don't I have a girlfriend etc.
next time you could put a delivery comment saying to leave it on the doorstep, anon.

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>>23292024

>>23292024
A comment would work

i get that same feel
i just open the door and awkwardly hand him the money and grab the pizza
i dont even care about the change i just go "n-no i don't want the change, k-keep it" then when he turns around close the door and let the huge breath out
>>23293652
Never tried this
I sorta wanna do it, but i didnt even know you can get them to just leave it on the doorstep

>>23292024
It's their job they don't care who you are they just want to get the job over with.

>>23293652
I do this. I add to the "additional comments" section saying "Hang it through the basement window. Don't look at me."

>Add in special instructions for pie cut
>They still cut it into squares

Fuuuuuuck yoouuuu. I don't know why every pizza joint in this state uses square cut.

Just answer the door. They want to give you the pizza and go. Will forget you even existed in this world.

They're not going to be like "lol this guy ordered a pizza! What a loser."

>>23292024
If you live life like this you'll never get over your fears.

Next time answer the door.