Hello /r/
So I got myself into a bit of a pickle because I made the mistake of banging this gross/fat/ugly chick when I was an alcoholic piece of shit myself a year ago. So I was mistreating her a bit and carrying on about my ex all the time and eventually she said she didn't want to sleep with me anymore because I didn't care about her pleasure and that we could still hang out as friends but no sex, so I ghosted her and at some point she decided it was a good idea to call the police and say I sexually assaulted her. Which I fucking didn't.
so It's been a year of my court date being pushed back farther and farther and I was wondering if any lawfags and/or the generally curious would like to read/revise my statement of sexual activity before I send to to my lawyer.
Tl;dr need help defending myself against crazy feminist who is saying I raped her after I broke it off with her fat dumb crazy ass
>pls halp ffs
bump... How long does it take for threads to 404 on /r/ anyway?