Almost midnight, can't sleep, guess i could spend a little

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>>14846814
face swap I did, but it's not my strength

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Would you please do her?

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>>14846814

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Bubble please

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Possible?

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Faceswap pls

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Babble her

>>14846832
bu*

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Bubble pls.

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hc faceswap please!

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Bubble plz

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>>14846825

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Her please.

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bubble pls!

>>14846864
Nice! Thanks

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Bubble please

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please

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>>14846826

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Bubble please

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please :)

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Bubble please, and desu I only really care about the one of the left

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Might be more girls than you wanna bubble, but if really appreciate it if you did this one.

Can you please bubble this picture.. I need to see this one!! Please and thanks

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Sorry forgot to add the picture.. please bubble this.. thanks in advance

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All I want for Christmas.

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>>14846870
>14846870

>>14847246
>>14846881
Please

>>14846814
Hello there... As you can see, my name is Johnny Neptune... It's nice to meet you. I would like to introduce myself and explain a little bit about my background.

Way way before Microsoft could handle the task, I caught myself photorealistic modeling and 16 million color full-blown 3D animation back on the Commodore Amiga.

I also had access to the very first Photoshop, and Adobe blessed me with all of the updates, Each of which I used and studied extensively all the way up to the most recent.

First and foremost I am in illustrator. I have a long line of artists in my family. You could say we were all born with paint brushes in our hands basically. I was doing photorealism at a very young age, and by the age of 13, I was actually traveling the southeast United States doing live demonstrations for Badger airbrush corporation. Later I began doing demonstrations for Iwata airbrush and Thayer and Chandler

I would show kids and little old ladies how to do basic airbrush techniques, and 4 and advanced fee schedule I would show the more motivated people my photo realistic techniques of focus and blur and light and Shadow

At the age of 12 I was hired to illustrate my first magazine cover, an International magazine.

I started my own Graphics Company when I was 15, and although this sounds somewhat unbelievable: I was making much more money than any of my teachers or my principal, and having taken the wechsler scale for adolescents, I was encouraged by my eighth-grade principal to drop out before ever reaching High School

At the age of 12 I also began doing illustrations of Elvis Presley for different celebrities, the first of which I executed for Jerry Lee Lewis.

This was my gimmick, My 'schtick'

It opened so many doors for me it's impossible to really describe. It turns out and then everybody from Jay Leno to Robert Goulet, Run DMC to Hank Williams jr., Andy Kaufman to Paul McCartney, Motley Crue to Mick Jagger, Pink Floyd to Billy Idol were all Elvis fans

I would create totally unique, one-of-a-kind custom tailored portraits of Elvis Presley for each individual celebrity..

( trust me. That was a very very partial list )

Anyway, i'd present my portraits of Elvis to them at sound check, and although there was ALWAYS a team of security personnel who's tell me "you can't get in on tonight's show", you guessed it... I'd walk out of the backstage area carrying a cold beer and eating lobster a short time later. EVERY TIME.

I did one for Billy Gibbons, of ZZ TOP

this led to me being hired as ZZ TOPs Art Director at Warner Brothers recording division by Bill Ham.

( people always ask me why I'm not still working for ZZ Top )
Google Cecile Ham - murder

You'll see why.. after his high school sweetheart wife was murdered he sold the contract to RCA records and ZZ Top were unceremoniously relegated to $0.25 royalties every time one of their songs played on the radio

SO... WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS?

Because I'd like to discuss the travesty of DALVIK

DALVIK, aka ANDROID (now ART)
IS... A... PIECE... OF... SHIT....

From a graphics or musical point of view. I also compose and sequence my own music, as well as my own video creation and editing...

When I first saw people walking around with smartphones I promised myself I would never become one of them.

Never Say Never

One day a piece of shit thief visited a friend's house while I was over there, and wanted to know if anybody was interested in purchasing a smartphone for $80.

Obviously it was stolen because this person was a junkie. I pulled out $10 and told him to take it or leave it, and I became the proud owner of a Samsung Galaxy S3 for only 10 bucks... Lol

I decided I was going to do an ongoing experimentation into Graphics video and music production on a handheld device

DID I MENTION ITS A PIECE OF SHIT?

Video and audio latency is inherent with this horrific Linux variant

However I have continued my exploration into the subject with great attention to detail, having purchased Adobe Photoshop touch for Android, FL Studio Mobile, and the best possible Video Editing software ( notice that I prefer to call it software instead of apps because I'm not somebody who believes in stupid labels or catchphrases )

I had managed to learn the idiosyncrasies of all of these individual programs, knowing their limitations and having actually developed my own shortcut techniques to achieve the most dynamic possible results

I am actually in the development stage of a new 'app' that will make millions of dollars when complete (notice how that time I actually called it an app)

I'm really becoming nauseated at this Anonymous bullshit in here

I don't care what labels people choose to call me or what particular catchphrase these trend-following wannabes place on me, I MARKET MYSELF....

Always have and I always will

I've never seen anything successful happen without marketing the product, and these idiots seem to fail to realize that THEY ARE THEIR PRODUCT...

Nothing important is ever going to happen to anybody without a few basic fundamental elements taking place first :

Number One: they need to be able to identify you individually

You'll never accomplish anything sexual or professionally or socially as an anonymous droplet of mist hidden in the background fog

Number 2: you better have some form of gimmick or some way for them to Remember You

Number 3: you better have some Talent or some inherent qualities for fantastic result, otherwise you're just a fool who cannot back up their claims...

( I'm not talking about you personally... I'm talking about anybody )

These rules apply to every facet of Our Lives and they are the razor thin hair differential that separates success from failure

ATTENTION :
________________________

This is formal notification that I am sending out a casting call... An 'audition' of sorts....

I am looking for a small handful of extremely talented illustrators and photo retouch artists, with a background in programming in particular Linux programming comma JavaScript and I hope the knowledge of Dalvik VM code would be very helpful as well...

But more importantly I'm looking for a small handful of people who will stop hiding behind the label 'anonymous'... I have no need for somebody who doesn't wish to Market their own Talent or their own identity

I propose that we join forces and I would like to let this handful of experts split the profits of my upcoming Android and iPhone application under development

My app is quite simple... for a working title I have called the app SPLAPP! And it simply uses modified templates and algorithms to apply sperm automatically to any picture

It will be a huge FINANCIAL success and I will absolutely guarantee you of this fact.

That is actually kind of a Cheesy throwaway idea I have been working on for 6 years bouncing it back and forth in my head.

I have a much more sophisticated and socially important Android and iPhone app in mind but it also requires the same team of artistic experts.

I am in the United States... I know. I know. The United States sucks but that's where I am.

My number is 47O-3O1-7816
My email address is [email protected]

Please join me in initiating the eventual end of this ridiculous, self-defeatist 'anonymous' trend, and contact me immediately about this project.

SINcerely,
Johnny Neptune

>>14847348
Blah blah blah

Why don't you take all of this spare time you seem to have on your hands and teach yourself how to do it on your own?

It's really not that complicated. It's about resolution and light and Shadow and the laws of physics

>>14847348
ALSO: next time why don't you pick a photograph of a female that is actually attractive? I prefer humans myself, as opposed to the sub primate you have in this photograph

>>14846814

I'm dead fucking serious

We will make a ton of money... Or...

Conversely I will make a ton of money, but I'm not greedy and I see no reason why a team of us shouldn't do this project instead of just one of us

_____________________________

By the way my Android graphic capabilities are impeccable, and I would be honored to tell you all the best video editing software for Android, and HOW to get the desired results

Q: WOULD YOU PAY A ONE TIME FEE OF $1.99 USD TO BE ABLE TO AUTOMATICALLY APPLY SPERM ACROSS THE FACES OF AS MANY PICS AS POSSIBLE ?

A: YES.... OF COURSE YOU WILL

When our app hits iTunes and Google Play Store, you won't have any choice but to pay the nominal fee....

You'll see

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Bubble?

I'd like to take this opportunity to say a few unrelated comments:

SPORTS ARE FOR IDIOTS

IVE NEVER MET AN INTELLIGENT BODYBUILDER

TEENAGE VAGINA IS THE BEST

ELVIS ACTUALLY WAS JESUS

DRUGS ARE MY GIRLFRIEND, BUT DONT TELL MY WIFE

ANIMALS WILL NEVER BETRAY YOU

BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, AND A HYMEN

I LOVE HURTING PEOPLE, BOTH EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY

and

THERE IS NO GOD

are you bubbling anymore?