r/PLEASE translate. Can't fine English version of the

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Original
pasa amor mis papis quieren habi arte de algo muy simple
Translation
pass love my Daddies want Roo art of something very simple

>>14839137
-Lo que oimos... lo que nos dicen y lo que realmente significa
+That we hear... that they tell us and what it really means

-nuestros lapsus brutus inconcientes
+Our unconscious lapsus brutus* [*A wordplay that means "stupid lapse"]

-Sólo porque te amo, acepto ir a tu depa, cariño!
+Only because I love you, I agree to go to your department, honey!

-Pero quién está aquí? La más adorable de las suegras!
+But who is here? The most adorable of the mothers in law!
>>14839137
-No me esperes a cenar, vieja... tengo un trabajo urgente!
+Don't wait for me to the dinner, my wife... i got an urgent work!

-Me cai que te quiero como amigo... de macho... hic a macho!
+For real I love you like my friend... from trueman... hic* to true man! [*hiccup]

-Pasa amor... mis papis quieren hablarte de algo muy simple
+Come in darling... my parents want talk to you from a simple thing

>>14839500
My mistake:
-Pasa amor... mis papis quieren hablarte de algo muy simple
+Come in darling... my parents want talk to you about a simple thing