>be me
>gay 22 year old
>date with boyfriend tomorrow
>tfw he said we might do it
Not sure if this belongs on /r/, but I am requesting help on something. How do I clean my ass? Literally, how? I don't wanna buy a douche and look weird around people. Do I like fucking, grab a water bottle, poke a hole on the cap, and like pump that shit in my ass? Need some help.
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>I don't wanna buy a douche and look weird around people
literally nobody gives a fuck about what you're buying. man up, go to the store and buy it. you'll never get anywhere in life if you worry about pathetic shit like that.