NERD QUEST

>>97387
Eb

>>97387
Eb

>>97387
Fug

>>97387
Turf is best boy.

dei

>>97387
Turf

>>97387
Eb

eb

>>97387
T-T-T-T-TIEBREAKER
_eb_

>>97387
Eb

>>97387
Turf. We can spam Happy Days references, "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

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Congrats. You're Eb.
The new school year has just started, and you decided to make it your goal to find some friends for once. Where should we begin?


>>97517
Don't worry. Turf is still gonna be around.

>>97590
Sign for a sports club

>>97590
the girls room

>>97606
Also this

>>97590
Reminisce about past friendships, or at least attempted friendships.

>>97590
seconding this>>97606
become the boss of the gym

>>97387
Turf.

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>>97590
Find friends in the United School High Workers Party. Made up of primarily social rejects and people who tend to completely fuck around. They are a guild who, with any instance of school corruption. Will literally start up an en mass school revolution.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umEDct4BoGc

>>97590
Go find Turf.

>>97590
Lets go to some underground disco.

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>>97606
>>97612
>>97628
By the popular vote, you decided to try to find friends in the girl's bathroom. As soon as you turn the corner, you nearly bump into a short, nerdy looking girl, who immediately puts the blame on her. What should we do?

(Sorry for the delay, I'm fairly slow at drawing.)

>>97868
Ask about the school in general
we should try to date Turf later

>>97868
Blush and walk away. We can't handle such surprises, yet.

>>97868
Slap her ass and say its no big deal.

>>97868
talk about her hair

>>97868
Tell her she better be sorry as a joke but don't explain it or tell her it's a joke because that would ruin it.
Then jokingly take advantage of her weak nature and make her your lackie. Surely she will appreciate the jest.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>97868
Get extremely pist and shoot up the school

>>97868
Fight her.

There's a REASON Eb hasn't made any friends yet.

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>>97900
You decided to just walk away awkwardly.

>>97886
Noted. Wonder if we'll meet him soon.

>>98054
Meet the director, that is normal, right?

>>98054
Well that's enough social interaction for one day
Coast through the rest of the day only speaking to people when you need to.
And not only did you interact with them you physically did so, good on you, making progress in this whole finding a friend thing.

>>98054
Nerd girl happens to be in your classes

>>98054
While feeling ashamed about wasting such a chance we conclude that we first must come up with a foolproof plan before we can take action.
We decide to ask /adv/ for some advice on how to make friends.

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After you put your stuff in your locker, you notice two people talking, one of them being... Turf?

Aand he noticed you looking. What now?

>>98330
Cum instantly.

>>98330
Bite the lollipop from his mouth and with your mouth, place the stick into the other guys mouth and flip Turf off.

Then put on your sunglasses whilst walking away

>>98330
Runaway

>>98360
>>98366
>>98370
All of these in this order.

>>98394
Seconded

>>98330
>Turf
>A bully
I hope you're not doing this.

>>98499
Thirded

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>>98394
>>98499
>>98711
It looks like our plan worked. We forgot to run, but he's pretty impressed.
>>98545
Nope. I call my best friends "nerd" all the time.

>>98782
Are you sure YOU aren't the bully?

>>98782
Spaghetti everywhere

>>98808
Yep.
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.

>>98782
"Eb. Who the hell are you?" You ask as you rub Fegs bald head

>>98782
>tfw not cool at highschool

>>98782
God, Turf is super fucking cool.
Fucking radical.

>>98782
>When the EYYY is just EYYY

>>98782
Punch him in the dick. Walk away, never tell him your name.

>>98874
Don't rub his head, but rest your elbow on it.

>>98782
Eb is short for what?

>>99303
Ebward.
There was a slight mistake on the birth certificate.

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>>98874
Last one for today, folks. It's about time for me to go to bed.

>>98948
A longer EYYYY wouldn't have fit.

>>99303
Well, namewise, that is the long name. It's literally just Eb. I got it from "Ebony", kinda as a reference to My Immortal.

>>99540
Thanks OP

>>99540
Good thread op

>>99540
Properly greet Feg and test how firm his cheeks are. With stealth.

>>99540
Feg doesnt like lollipops, but appreciates the unintentional indirect kiss from Eb.

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>>103273
This didn't end well.

>>103509
He probably does. He isn't one to admit it, though.

>>99569
>>99639
Thanks, guys!

>>103859
Get out of there leaving Fag alone

>>103859
put down your pants and scream RAPE

>>103859
Feg is cool. Turf said so. Cover the stick with your lips, kissing him as a result, saving from expulsion. Like a boss.

>>103859
Sidenote: I cant understand Eb's text in panel 2

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>>103865
Done did deal.

>>103885
That's a horrible idea.
>>103903
That wouldn't work. Too late to try, anyway.
>>103958
Probably because she was saying it so quietly.
(it's Dojyaaa~~n)

>>104280
Go to class?

>>104280
feg commits mass genocide

>>104280
"You see, it's a lollipop! I just broke off tha' head."

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>>104298
Good idea.

>>104300
I don't care what you say, we are not pulling a Columbine.

>>104539
We'll see how that goes tomorrow.


>>97868
Tell me how we should become the boss of gym class. I'm calling it a night.

>>105013
Go up to the biggest girl in class and punch her in the face.
Aim for the chin, put your back into it, and hope it knocks her out in one hit.

>>105013
Do your usual "monotone sarcastic quip" routine.

Feg best alpha male sex machine.
Turf is not for sexuals but for being a cute in dresses and suits and pomfpadours

>>105221
Supporting this

>>105242
Turf best waifu.

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>>105194
But she seems so nice.

>>105221
>>105263
As always.

>>108443
And besides- we're here to make friends, remember?

>>108443
>>108462
Well, you asked how to be the boss, right?

>>108443
Ask her what's the haps around campus.
She seems swoll, see if she wants to help you be boss of gym class.

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>>108507

>>108905
WE NAPOLEON NOW

>>108905
Test out our nerd power on her, i mean, Feg gets flame powers when hes flustered and turned on right?

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>>108905
Wait, hold up.

Should we forget about becoming the boss of gym class, and try to become the boss of a quarter of the entire school?

>>108971
What the hell are you on about? We have ambitions, and as player 1 out of 4 we have to see them through. Dummy

>>108971
>>108988
That means we must conquer both btw

>>108971
Meh, that includes being popular and shit, we are making our own rules now

>>108971
now do this
>>108931

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>108999
Rolling for reigning chaos

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>109016
YES

>>108935
>>108971
fug i meant that not
>>108931

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>>108931
>>108999
If you say so, Doc.

>>108988
Got it.

>>109113
Back and ready to play the Feud

>>109113
ask her if she knows anyone else running for the presidency.

>>109113
when do the first day end?

New thread?

>>115460
i think we need a new thread

>>119901
3 day post limit is shit.

Should I? I don't think we need to.

Sorry guys, I was taking a break. I can't draw for long periods of time without getting tired of it.
Working on the next reply, by the way.

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>>109306
We ask, she answers.

>>109902
Probably soon.

Also, typing any dialogue now. Felt like my handwriting was too messy.

That's strange, we aren't leaving 10th page.
No worries.

>>120400
>I don't think we need to.
We're on page 10 and autosaging.

>>120597
It's autosaging. Thread won't bump after three days on this board. We need a new thread, you've got to create it if you want to stay OP.

Wait, you already made it.
New thread >>120634