Scrumptious Calem and Kuudere Serena's Tubular Voyage EPILOGUE:

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>>839179
"What's wrong with her?"

"It's her relevance, nurse. It's slaving away with each passing minute.. At this rate, she'll only have three hours. That means.. she'll be gone by the time I break for lunch."

"But.. But why!? Why is this happening to her?! She doesn't deserve this, she doesn't deserve any of this!"

"It was them, nurse. Them as in (You). They were given the tools to decide the fate dealt upon her, and they chose... really, really, shittily. Like, really."

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>>839180
"Is there nothing we can do..?"

"Well.. we can pray. I'm not religious, surprise surprise, but I heard it helps. I mean, it's not like miracles haven't happened to this girl."

"What.. What do you mean?"

"Well, she had tuberculosis, then died....then.. suddenly it was like... she didn't die..? 'Something' happened.. something surreal and she came back to us. But now she's severely comatose... again. So, uh, yeah, fucked up case we have here."

A) Throw her a bone.
B) No, her time is at an end. For good.

A) Throw her a bone.

>>839195
>B) No, her time is at an end. For good.

>>839195
No amount of sympathy will change the fact that Shauna is forever a shit.

B.

>>839195
B.

>>839195
B.

It's not that I ~hate~ Shauna. It's just that I want her to not be alive any more.

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>>839195
B

Goodbye, Shauna.

>>839195
Pretty sure this'll bite us in the back (again), but Shauna a shit. B

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>>839195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0VkmYO-ZQ
"Are.. Are you praying nurse?"

"Yes.. I want nothing but happiness for this child.. She literally did nothing wrong—"

"Well stop it. You look like an idiot. I already said there's nothing we can do. The people have decided, they don't care about this little chocolatey bundle of caramel. They only lust for sweet, sweet, creamy white blonde aryans. This girl.. This girl had no chance from the beginning, crippled by her dark, dark skin. She will perish. Perish and waste away into nothingness.."

"... You're pretty cruel, Dr. House."

"No, nameless nurse. The world is cruel. They just weren't ready to understand the purity of a forced genki love interest who provides nothing of meaning to the plot and follows you around everywhere and does nothing. SAD!"

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>>839508
Unbeknownst to them, Shauna arm slightly twitches. Slightly. But then it falls limp. Her dwindling time now stands at less than two hours.

Alas, the beginning of the end begins shamelessly with literal near-unanimous homicide. A bizarrely appropriate representation of the decisions made throughout the voyage as a whole.

Moving on to greener pastures..

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>>839561
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{KILOUDE CITY— "Home of the Post-Game That Never Was"}

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>>839588
"What do you MEAN the Battle Maison is closed?! I came here to rage quit the fuck out of my life, not relax and have a genuinely comfortable vacation! This is an outrage!"

A) Knock obnoxiously on the front door. Bang bang bang!
B) Take your anger out on the NPC who is feeding you all of this heartbreaking info.
C) Realize that expressing your frustration at not getting to rage, you are in fact raging.

>>839625
C.

>>839625
C

>>839625
C.

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>>839625
"Hey! Don't get fussy with me just because I told you the cold hard truth!" exclaims ex-Team Flare grunt Solomon Grunty, who just so happens to be the man responsible for redpilling you. "The Maison's closed and that's that! The Battle Chatelaines are known for taking extremely ill-timed visits from Kiloude to the Hoenn region whenever they feel like it. I hear they have a resort of equally-squandered potential over there."

"Besides," he continues. "Isn't it a little self-fulfilling to be getting angry because of the fact that you can't get angry? I think you've already filled your quota!"

A) "Huh.. I guess so.. You're alright, generic gruntman."
B) "I don't want to get angry for the wrong reasons, I want to get angry for the right reasons!"
C) "My quotas are my business and my business alone, indistinguishable flunky."

>>839782
A.

>>839782
B

>>839782
B

>>839782
C

>>839782
A. Grunty never really antagonized us. He a good boy.

>>839782
B

>>839782
A

You going to do a Sun/Moon quest?

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>>839782
The tie was randomized.
"Huh.. I guess so.. Y'know, you're alright, generic gruntman."

"Uh.. i-it's Solomon. Solomon Grunty. Remember? We've run into each other several ti—"

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!~"

You leave the grunt-you-don't-really-remember hanging and depart in search of other venues of leisure and entertainment. Solomon Grunty sighs deeply as he watches you retreat without giving him any of that hashtag-recurring-character-respect.

"Guhh... I want to be mad at him... but he has such a fine tush, I just can't.. I should have asked him where he gets his clothes at.."

What he doesn't know is that your tight tush is reserved for your wife. Speaking of, you should probably check up with her. Where was she again?

A) Buying clothes. Cute clothes!
B) Raiding the unlocked homes of various NPCs.
C) Getting some of those regional galette delicacies.
D) In the midst of making a grave mistake...

>>840158
C.

I started reading this shitty fanfic tier story in 2013 about a month after it started when i was going through a rough period in my life. It's been three years since, and i'm only in a marginally better position.

And all I have to say is thank you Nate, and fuck you Nate. This kicked ass, and I never expected it to run from the beginning of one gen and last until the next (the games literally come out today). I thought you would have caved and done a shitty ORAS story, but you didn't. This whole thing has been fucking mind-boggling and words can't express how weird it feels to see this all end. ;_;7

>>840158
Before I forget, A

>>840158
A

>>840158
D

>>840208
I'll say the same thing in case I'm not here later, thank you Nate. It's been a long, strange trip but I've enjoyed every second of it. Even the parts where you were determined to make us hurt.

It's been a privilege and a joy to be here with you and the other Anons every step of the way.

>>840158
A

>>840208
>>840565
Same here. Been following since 10/12/13. Thanks for all of your hard work Nate!

>>840158
C

Who do you think Nate chose as his starter? My bet's on Rowlet

>>842434
>My bet's on Rowlet
>implying not ___Greninja____

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>>840208
Thank you and fuck you too, hope everything works out for you.
>>840565
>>840643
Thank you both!

>>840158
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtSCpj4VmrI
"The Maison is closed? Hm, that is a shame. I would have loved to battle alongside you."

"Yeah. That's kind of the reason I was so interested in it. B-Battling with, um, you, I mean."

"I suppose it wasn't meant to be. Oh well.~"

You meet up with Serena in Kiloude's incredibly popular shopping district. There are stalls set up just about everywhere, with no shortage of bumbling tourists bartering for souvenirs, knick-knacks, and off-brand keepsakes.

You drone an agonizing sigh as Serena sifts through a collection of on-sale clothes with silly, punny, familia-appropriate Pokemon jokes on them. "Man.. And the brochure made it sound so cool, too! Then we finally get here, and they're like ell-oh-ell nope it's closed my good friend go fuck off somewhere else. Turns out the divas who run it like to take inconveniently-planned vacations.."

"Impeccably bad timing strikes us once again." she hums while dismissing a shirt that says 'Wham Bam Thank You Pancham'. "Then again.. perhaps this is a good thing."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

Her eyes linger on 'I Can't Bayleef It's Not Butter'. Hits too close to come.

"Emma did said this was a vacation, did she not? Perhaps.." she puts the shirt back. Deja vu. "Perhaps this is a good thing. Locking horns isn't exactly what one expects to do on a trip. We should, well.. relax."

A) ".. Define relax."
B) "Y-You mean... don't adventure?!"
C) "G-Gah! No way, I never relax, never!"
D) "I think I'm going to have a stroke."

>>842527
A
Last two times those two went to relax there was an exorcism and fatal case of cardiophilia
I don't think Kiloude could survive Calem's relaxation

>>842527
A

So, weirdly enough I started reading through the archives like last month, and just happened to finish everything else just as the story is closed up. Now I'm just conflicted as if I should start up Sun now, or wait for Nate to finish this all up.

>>842527
B

>>843401
I'd just start Sun now if I were you. A Sun/Moon CYOA hasn't even been confirmed yet

>>843515
Yeah, but I want to send off worst gen with a bang. Speaking of bangs, A.

>>843515
Even if it were to happen we would need to wait for him to finish the game

>>842527
A

>>844644
Not necessarily, nate started this one the night before XY came out

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>>842527
".. Define 'relax'." you state blankly, devoid of emotion. Such a word isn't recognized by the dictionary of altruistic justice.

"Fufufu, don't be silly. You know what I mean," she says, another shirt catching her eye. 'That Sounds Farfetch'd to Me!' is pretty weak, though, even by tourist standards. "You mustn't make a mountain out of a molehill. All I ask of you is to.. kick back a little, just this once. We've been through so much in the past few weeks alone, wouldn't you agree it's been rather.. stressful?"

She looks at you, piercing your front with those pleading eyes of hers. Your face is heating up, you find it hard to disagree. "I guess."

"Too much of something, even something you enjoy, is unhealthy. Now that I think about it.." she drops the clothes to closely inspect your gawky, lanky figure. "Look at all this eye crust! And these bags! And you insist on being disappointed about having to take it easy?"

A) "No! You're wrong! I can still adventure! I can! SHOW ME THE NEXT LEGENDAAARRRRY! SHOOOW MEEEE! Shooooooowww.....meeee..."
B) "So I forgot to put my face on today, and?"
C) "I can take care of myself, thank you very much."
D) "D-Don't go full 'mommy' on me in front of all these people.."

>>846096
C

>>846096
B.

>>846096
A

>>846096
D

>>846096
B

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>>846096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HxaiOeNmOk
"So I forgot to put my face on today, and? I'm still in good shape!"

She makes sure to squeeze your cheeks real hard to hammer the message deep into your thick skull. "Apparently not if I have to lecture you about this. That, or your standards for what constitutes as 'good' are on a downward spiral. This vacation is an opportunity, one that we don't get nearly enough of. For the sake of your own physical health, I would very much prefer if you loosen your shoulders and go with the flow. It's pretty much what you always do, regardless."

"So... no battling, no adventuring, no combating eldritch abominations and enraged demonspawn, no collecting magical macguffins or angering gods?"

"Correct. Instead you can wear flip-flops and carry my purchases around, speaking of.."

She turns her attention back to the shirts, and picks one out to show to you.

"What do you think of this one? It seems to be in your size."

"Er.. It's kind of.. strange."

"Doesn't it remind you of Mimi?"

"Yeah. That's where the strange part comes from."

"Stranger still is that it's on-sale. Half off. I would ask that you consider it a gift from me, but you'll be the one paying for it."

"Whaaaaaaaa?! I don't have the funds for that, I just got debt-relief!"

"Good. I think you'll find that there are lots of ways to experience relief on a vacation."

A) "Booooooooooooooooooooo"
B) "Fine. But I'm not going to enjoy it."
C) "You're really insistent on pushing this, aren't you?"

>>846426
C

>>846426
Dick move, Miss Leading, dick move. C. Stand up for yourself, Calem.

>>846426
C

>>846426
B

>>846426
A

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>>846426
"You're really insistent on pushing this, aren't you?"

"Such are the ways of the people that care most about you. It's really not that ridiculous when you think about it. I understand that at times I can be enigmatic in my ways, but—"

Her chaste lips briefly meet yours. Your eyes roll back.

"I really do care about you."

A) "How much did you say that dorky shirt was, again?"
B) "You aren't going to magically swerve me into approving your shopaholic ways."
C) "Requesting milady's permission to find a place to sit the fuck down, stat."

>>846603
B

>>846603
We are not, under any circumstances, giving in to her bullshit. Friends, Anons, Countrymen, lend me your ears.

We set out on this journey to do two things. We wanted to find a fetish, and more importantly, we wanted to become alpha. If we are not the most alpha mother fucker this galaxy has ever laid eyes on for the rest of this chapter, we've accomplished nothing. We would have failed Calem, Serena, Nate, and most importantly, Hexcalibur the Aegislash/Serperior hybrid. I refuse to let that happen.

B.

>>846603
B while paying for the shirt.

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>>846603
[>>846644]
"You aren't going to magically swerve me into enabling your shopaholic ways."

https://youtu.be/4qjyd0tZwtA?t=3
"Oy vey! Would you like that in paper or plastic?! Or pay twenty trinny silver coins more for the optional tote bag!"

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>>846642

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>>846671
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95dd3aln_14
~And so began the adventureless hero's grand voyage into what would later become known to him as the most important lesson in the World of Expenditure after collateral debt~

Even the most modest, unassuming young lady necessitates the highest order of maintenance.

>You established a line of credit!

>>846750
I knew that was a trap.
We're so done now.

Ruthlessly conquering the underground ring of illegal chocolates AGAIN when?

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>>846750
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"Oh? What's this? Hm.. 'Today Only ! — All Blondes* Receive Twenty Percent Off Hair Cuts. *No Dyes or Wigs Please.' Huh. That sounds like it could be fun.~"

A) "Go for it!"
B) Politely, but firmly steer her away from the sign without saying a word.
C) Sperg out and take her away i m m e d i a t e l y.
D) Burn the salon to the ground.

>>846870
B, keep that short hair cancer OUT of my chinese imageboard children's monster collecting cyoa!

>>846870
A. Short hair ___Y___ a cute.
Also just noticed >>839179
>3th anniversary
>3th

>>846870
Hard B

>>846870
A for keeping her to cheap shit.

>>846870
C

>>846870
Do we look like Ashnime spergs to you?
B.

>>846870
B

What the fuck man

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>>846896
>>846961
Counted as one vote you sly motherfucker.

>>846870
You take one cold, robotic look at the advertisement, and already you know what you must do. Firmly grabbing Serena's shoulders, you calmly pick her up off the ground, place her facing away from the sign, and gently escort her away from the salon as fast as humanly possible.

https://youtu.be/sPlhKP0nZII?t=475
N o .

>>847084
Ponytail Serena is alright too.

>>847190
Funfact: The only reason I found this story is because I was in the middle of a very long winded debate about how Ponytail Serena was best girl, and someone mentioned this story in the middle of it.

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>>847084
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{HOURS OF WHIPPED SHOPPING LATER..}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNvDULdNk8
"You know, while the commerce is nice.. I'm beginning the notice a significant dearth of things to do here.."

"Yeah. That's what I said seventeen stalls ago."

"One can only shop for so long, and you said the Maison was closed.. Honestly, what else does that leave to occupy time?"

A) Tilt Serena in the direction of the tribal hut she is unknowingly standing in front of.

>>847361
A.

>>847361
A.

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>>847361
Taking a hold of Serena's shoulders again, you very slightly tilt her in the direction of the building she's conveniently stopped in front of. "You know, just a suggestion, but this place seems like a good idea."

"H-Huh?"

"Little Adventure Tip from me to you: If the building doesn't look identical to literally every other building in town, it's probably an interesting place."

"Eh? When did that get there..?

Still escorting her, you nudge and nudge her frozen stiff body until it enters the building, aptly named FRIEND SAFARI.

A) But... you don't have any friends!
B) Take abuse of what few contacts you have.

>>847462
A

A. I'm banking on Calem's childhood friend being the only friend we can access in the safari. I'm banking /hard/.

>>847462
B.

>Pokespe SM plot details released
>story begins with Sun 100 Billion Yen in DEBT

>>847596
Wait a minute. Think about it, what does N8 bash the most? PokeSPE. Fun fact about most creative types: they hate everything they ever had a hand in making. N8 makes fun of PokeSPE because... he is PokeSPE.

>>847596
Sun meets Gold
Gold convinces him to try gambling against casino
in end Sun is 100 gorillion pokedongers above the line, and that's even after Gold fucks off with his 99,99999% part of share

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>>847462
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn8R8NKCNaQ
You push Serena by the rump into the jungle-y looking facility, whereupon the receptionist stationed within promptly loses her shit at the sight of you.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" she yelps. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh I can't believe it! Thank the stars, that fortune cookie was right, I WILL get to keep my job today!"

"Uhhhhhhh..."

"..Hello?"

"You guys are the first two customers we've had in ages! Welcome, welcome! To the ~Friend Safari!~ Are you two ready to test your FRIENDSHIP within the Safari Zone?! So much fun!"

A) "Lady, I just said outside I don't have friends! Keep up with the story!"
B) "First two customers in ages? You're doing a good job of selling me on this."
C) "Pay for usage of a facility whom I didn't know existed until now? Sure!"
D) "I don't know, I'm about to reach my credit card limit.."

>>848128
C.

>>848128
D.

>>848128
B

>>848128
A

>>848128
A

>>848128
D for at least pretending to care about money limits.

>>848128
D to break the tie

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>>848128
The tie was randomized.
"Ermmmmmmmmm, I don't knooow, I'm about to reach my credit card limit.."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhwQ7WHJoX4
"Oh. Oh, I see how it is. I see how it is, Mister Walks-Into-Important-Buildings-While-Being-Uncertain-About-Using-Their-Commercial-Services, I bet you really think you're hooot shit, don't you? DON'T YOU?"

"Oh my, I think the overly-gaudy atmosphere and lack of breaks are starting to get to this woman.."

"REDD FOX, IS BLUE'S CLUES OVER HERE HOT SHIT, IS HE?"

"I-I.. What did you just call me?"

"Why the FUCK would you walk into an important building in an RPG and then NOT do anything? Who the fuck do you think you are? DO YOU WALK INTO SUBWAY, THINK ABOUT BUYING A SUB, AND THEN JUST DONT? YOU JUST LEAVE? IS THAT HOW THE WORLD OPERATES TO YOU, MISTER-BIG-DAMN-WORLD-REVOLVES-AROUND-ME-HEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOO"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNvDULdNk8
"'What. the. fuck."

"My MANAGER is going to FORCE me to ABORT my CHILD if I don't move at least FIVE customers today. I was going to name him Little Parley Marley, and he would be the prettiest cisgendered heshe horse in the stable!"

"... Your manager has that authority?"

"DO YOU WANT LITTLE PARLEY MARLEY TO HAVE HIS KNEE CAPS BROKEN BEFORE HER GALLOP EVEN BEGINS?"

"W-Wha?! What are you—"

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>>849615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVrfHldn0xA
"Get in the fucking Friend Safari."

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>>849647
"O-Okaaaay then! P-Put us both down, two tickets, why not, WHY NOT!?"

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>>849677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umUOVxb_43g
"Oh wow! Really?! Of course, of course! Right away, sir! Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, you're both so considerate! We usually don't get much business!"

"I can see why."

"Here you go!~ Two tickets!~ The safari is right past this conspicuous doorway I'm conveniently standing in front of. Please, please, enjoy the Frieeeeeeeend Safari to its fullest! I hope you make lots of personal self-revelations!"

"Personal self-revelations? Is this what Emma was talking about?"

"You better have a hard long evaluation about your fucking friends in there or my boss'll rape me tonight over this counter."

"What?"

"Ehehehe, good luck!~"

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>>849746
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"And so our adventureless, friendless hero ventured deep into the depths of the Friend Safari upon the very-convincing recommendation set forth by its receptionist, assured by a flimsy string of cryptic rubbish that he would soon encounter a personal self-reflective revelation within its unassuming tall grass."

"One wonders what this could possibly be... I don't. But, you know."

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>>849799
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{DISCOUNT SAFARI ZONE FOR PEOPLE WITH ACCOUNTS ON GAMEFAQS — "FRIEND SAFARI"}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgJCiKrZTvs
"You know.. for all her aggression, that cunt never actually told us what to... DO here. Sheesh, I think we just got swindled!"

"Hold on, don't count your chickens before they replace me. This is why the brochure exists. It would seem we overlooked this section covering it earlier.. Ah! Here it is—the Kalos Friend Safari.. These grounds are part of a sacred nature preserve enhanced by the power of friendship, destined to examine, evaluate, and possibly strengthen the relationships of a trainer and their Pokemon. You do not require real friends to actually reap its benefits, despite the name, but it does seem to aid in the overall process.."

"Huh.. I get it. So when they say friends, they don't mean Trevor-friends, Clemont-Buddy-Guys, or Facebook friends, they mean your Pokemon!"

"Correct. Would you not consider your own Pokemon to be your friends?"

"The way you put it.. kind of makes it sound sad.. like an old crazy Purrloin lady but of course I do! But then.. that raises the question.. What kind of personal revelation could I possibly make here about my Pokemon?"

"Hm.. The brochure says the preserve is overrun by belligerent and disorderly Pokemon, destined to coerce you and your Pokemon to cooperate to the fullest extent in order to tame them... Strange.. I don't believe I've seen any until now.."

A) Alert Serena to the something-something in the background preparing to slug her.
B) Notify Serena of the something-something creeping on her back.
C) Inform Serena of the something-something slithering around her ankle.
D) Do Not Tell Serena about the horny tribe of monkeymons stalking her from the treetops.

>>849943
A, defend you're waifu

>>849943
C. We're already degenerates, might as well go all the way.

>>849799
D.

>>849943
C.

>>849943
D

>>849943
A

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>>849943
The tie was randomized.
"Serena, watch out! We've got a tree-ble!"

"Wha? Calem, that's the silliest pun I've ever he—

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEFc2Yrhv0Y
"SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

"Aaah! M-My composure!"

An unassuming tree meandering in the background of the scene suddenly springs to life and slugs your wife cheek with a unscrupulous Sucker Punch! But wait, trees may be alive, but they don't have eyes, mouths, and mobility! That's no tree at all—but in fact a very angry rock-that-sort-of-looks-like-a-tree!

No wonder you mistook it for a tree, for only a hardcore trainer would remember such a forgettable creature from such a forgettable generation!

>A wild Sudowoodo attacked!

"Sudo sudo, Sudowoodo!"

>Its wife left it! With the kids! It's very agitated!

"Ohhhhhhh, so that explains why we haven't seen any Pokemon! They were just hiding in the background! Don't worry, honey, I'll avenge you!"

"Suuuuuudooooooo!"

A) Call out a Pokemon!
B) Bugger, send them ALL out! It just feels like one of those scraps.

>>850957
B
I mean, okay, fair play 'n shit is important, but this is brutal unprovoked assault.

Choppu choppu muthafucka

>>850957
B. This literally can't backfire at all.

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>>850957
>The wild Sudowoodo called for help!

>. . .

>. . .

>. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNvDULdNk8
>But nobody came! His friends left him when they found out what an unmarried killjoy he was!

"Agnh... my head... What happe—"

"SUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDO"

"A-Aaaah! Th-This insatiable tree desires to savagely trade blows with me!... not exactly the kind of quote I expected to drop today.."

"Serena! I've got a stupid smart idea that literally can't backfire at all!"

Serena turns to you while sidestepping Sucker Punches from the climax-deprived Sudowoodo. "T-Truly? This fast? What is it?!"

"Let's release ALL OF OUR Pokemon all at once!"

"What?! That's ridiculous! You can barely micromanage two of your own Pokemon, let alone all of them!"

"It's too late! I've already made up my mind! Besides, there's no way I'm going to discover my personal revelation with just one of my Pokemon out! I NEED THEM ALL FOR MAXIMUM POWER! And so do you!"

"SUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDOSUDO"

>The wild Sudowoodo called for help again!

>. . .

>. . .

>. . .

A) >But it failed!
B) >This time he offered money and a shoulder rub!
C) >The wild Sudowoodo's marriage counselor arrived!

C for the lulz. Does this mean that Serena and Calem are going to Alola with us? (also are we never gonna get closure on Rosa?)

>>851758
C


>>851800
I wouldn't ask such questions, m8
Tho with Battle Bond Greninja in games... who knows

>>851758
B.

>>851945
I'm guessing Serena Calem in Alola because the story hasn't been wrapped up quite yet.

>A shit ton of plot points just haven't been addressed. Who is Calem's childhood friend? >When are we going to encounter the last legendary bird?
>What the hell does the three Sinnoh Orbs have to do with Zygarde?
>What happened to the Leek Miser?
>What happened to Serena's daddy issues?
>Who is Keyser Soze?

>>851758
C.

>>852071
-We don't need to know who Calem's childhood friend is, it's not integral and the idea was for the reader to just know that he had one, it's like expecting for Lormont to come back.
-We did, Articuno was in Frost Cavern, Moltres was in Flare HQ, Zapdos was in Clemont's basement. They were all set free.
-The Sinnoh Orbs are found in Zygarde's cave in XY, Nate just decided to correlate the two and have them do something.
-Revealed two chapters ago, Leek Miser and his crew made it to Calem's universe unharmed and are going to make a guild.
-There was literally a whole chapter about that. That's done. We talked to him already.

An SM CYOA isn't even confirmed, but obviously Nate is going to leave the door open by leaving some threads suspended for possible continuation.

>>852139
>Then why fucking mention it? Lormont makes sense, it was a way to develop their characters. Calem's childhood friend is part of the story.
>Oh shit, you're right. Totally forgot about Zapdos.
>Fair enough
>Didn't they explicitly say something was wrong with them in that flashbacl?
>But she didn't actually overcome them, we just went deep into them.

>>852139
I'm more excited for potential encore alt routes, right now anyway.

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>>851758
>. . .

>. . .

>. . .

>The wild Sudowoodo's marriage counselor arrived!

A hefty, oversized Amoonguss sluggishly shuffles on-screen with an incredibly bad case of resting bitch face. He takes one look at the hotheaded Sudowoodo, and promptly shakes his head while snorting spores.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. You really gotta give this up, Ted, it's not healthy. You got to let her g—"

"SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Having not gotten wood for approximately three days, the Sudowoodo's anger festers into seething insanity. Without thinking, it beats on its chest like a madman before seizing his marriage counselor by the waist and hoisting him over his head.

"A-Aaah!? Amooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNvDULdNk8
>The wild Sudowoodo's marriage counselor called for help!

>. . .

>. . .

>. . .

>The wild Sudowoodo's marriage counselor has a positive reputation amongst the community! An ARMY of Pokemon arrived to assist!

"Amoon! Moon moon moonguss! Those kids are harassing my former client, and he's taking it out on ME! ATTACK!"

>>852542
>The wild Sudowoodo's marriage counselor has a positive reputation amongst the community

That's sweet, good for him :^)

>>852542
>the marriage counselor is widely known amongst the whole community
Pokemon marriages are much more volatile than I had imagined.

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>>852542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAF9tTM5i5Y
"Awwwh yeeeeeaaaaah! Finally! Some good old fashioned walloping! And you said I was going to have to spend this vaycay gorging on itty-bitty sausages and sipping cocktails! DISPROOOOVED! Whoop whoop!"

"Calem.. we're about to be mauled by an army of hostile, limp, Pokemon. And mind you, we've only been on this preserve for the better part of five minutes."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVNDyQlJJXc
"Eeeeeeehhh, sounds par for the course if you ask me! Now team, SQUAD UP!"

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>>855783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J3V3vYELtA
"Grenniiiiiin!!"

"Ne ne ne!~~"

"LUUUUCHAAAAAAAWW!!!"

"Draaaagaaaall!"

"Trevaaaaaaaaaan!"

"Nooooooooiiiiiiii!"

"..Che.."

>You sent out your entire team all at once!

"As it stands currently, this team is incomplete—but it'll have to do for now! Together, we stand in resonance to combat the unlikely collective menace that is the Aggressive Autistic Association of Divorced and Emasculated Pokemon With Unbridled Vexation!"

"A mouthful if there ever was one.."

"Serena... Guh! I'm feeling weak... ack.... lend us... your power!"

"Right, right, certainly! I'll contribute to this lofty little memoir entry, I can see it now: The Day I Singled-Out the Singles."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVNDyQlJJXc
"Del!"

"Oooouaaaafffff........!"

"Helllllliooooooooo!"

"Shuck shuck SHUCK!"

"Goooooooourrrrgeist!~"

The mushroom marriage counselor cocks his brow at the sheer sight of the double-dosage of Pokemon cavalry standing before him. "Moon moon moonguss! .. Jeez, I wasn't expecting this much resistance. Then again, I wasn't expecting to be held hostage by my own client either. Today has already spiraled beyond my control... Oh well: WIFELESS MEN, SAVE MY BACON BY APPREHENDING THESE MARITAL-SHAMERS........................ WITH GREAT PREJUDICE!"

A) ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

>>855791
A

>>855791
A

>>855791
A
Sooo we're getting new denbt, right?

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>>855791
https://youtu.be/-JhOhu4-mow?t=2
And so, for what in hard retrospect appeared to be no reason at all, they fought..

And they fought. . .

And they fought. . .

And it was good.

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>>855936
It was during this grueling, nonsensical warfare, however, that the protagonist had an epiphany, a sudden spark that coursed through his body as he directed his Pokemon..

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>>855944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o231fOo8cNg
He reflected back on what his wife had told him earlier.

They were his friends. They were more to him than just his partners, more than just extensions of his own will to succeed.

They had their own emotions, their own feelings, their own drives, their own stories—they were as alive as he was.

As he thought, he couldn't help but reflect further, on the many adventures they had, the places they had gone to, the things they had accomplished, the obstacles they had overcome, and the countless tales still waiting to be told..

It led him to wonder where they would all be right now, had he not been there to befriend them.

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>>856793
Greninja was a rogue, an ambitious, amphibious knave who adhered to no knightly archetype, and the living, breathing embodiment of the kind of trainer he truly wanted to be deep down. From the very moment he sided with him, his path was forever sealed, paving the way for a bond so intense it manifested a power beyond comprehension.

Even as a Froakie, Greninja was perceptive, keen and observant. He once thrived amongst his own brethren in the wild, until the day he was taken to Unova, and then Kalos, to be offered to an up-and-coming trainer..

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>>856801
Dedenne came to his aid when no one else would, and proved himself many a time by taking on opponents ten times his own stature. Bubbly, lively, always smiling no matter the circumstance, he gave new meaning to the word 'ham'.

Prior to making the snap decision to throw himself in harm's way, he was a stray, unsure of his place in the world. Wandering aimlessly when the opportunity arose to play the hero, the only thing he was certain of then was his smile.

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>>856805
Dragalge was an anomaly, an ill-fortune. Dubbed a mistake by his school, he was swept from his kin and imprisoned against his will, forever to be condemned by his own as a conjurer of misery and misfortune.

Had he not made the chance decision to rescue and raise him, he would still be there, an abhorred omen with no love, no hope, no future.

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>>856814
Luchy always strove to give it his all, even when it seemed like time was catching up with him. He had known him longer than any other member of his team, and his age surely showed that.

Had he not taken him in all those years ago, back in their old home, he would have likely perished at the hands of his own flock—thugs that had turned against him and wanted him dead. If not, starved while evading them.

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>>856823
Trevenant joined his journey not on his side, but on hers. It was the trade between the two that sealed him as a permanent stay in his band. It was thanks to this, and his unending encouragement, that he was able to break through his wooden shell and discover the spectral potential that hid underneath.

It's a scant memory by now, but a fleeting part of him still remembers all those years ago, when he was but a boy in the woods..

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>>856838
Noivern had been a laughingstock amongst his colony, a weakling among weaklings, singled out due to his perpetual shine and the abnormal colors that came with it. He was determined to prove them wrong, determined to show them and the world what he could really do.

That chance arose when he was seized for his shine, and put up for auction. Had he not been there to bid, he would have never became the wyvern warrior that he is today.

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>>856850
Oftentimes, there are heroes that fall along the way.

Though they may be gone, their memory is never forgotten.

Their legend, and the proverbs it spawned, shall always remain in spirit.

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>>856872
"CheeAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!"


And then . . .

There's. . .

. . .

He pauses, gaze set on the juggernaut.

Something isn't right.

He thinks, and he thinks.

That's when it hits him.

He wasn't always his, nor was he ever supposed to be.

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>>857491
This tether brings to mind a certain neglected individual from a bygone era.

On a day like this, a few years back..

He chose his starter. As did she.

That was to be her Pokemon.

Yet, everything from that point on.. refused to side with her.

Nothing went as she planned it.

Her adventure, and the memories she had hoped to make along the way.. never came to fruition.

Fate took a decidedly different course, one that had no use for her.

She was robbed, and what was to be hers ultimately found its way to him.

It's a cosmic sort-of feeling, but he can't help but feel.. responsible.

And so..

He resolves right then and there, to do something about it..

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>>857534
This train of thought continues, even after the battle is over and long since won.

As the day draws to a close, his team reeling from fatigue, he pulls the juggernaut aside.

What they share is a conversation, an acknowledgment of respect, and an exchange of gratitude for the fierce rivalry that ultimately drove them to fight by each other's side.

Then. . .

He tells him about her.

The choices that shunned her, the fate that had forgotten her.

He tells him about the lengths he had gone to retrieve her, and the state he hears she's fallen under.

He concedes, at that point, that she needs somebody. Now more than ever.

He knows it can't make up for everything. But it'll be a start.

The knight nods, understanding the proposal. Though he tries not to show it, it leaves him in melancholy.

With this resolve, he sets out to sever the final tie keeping him from moving on.

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>>857581
——————————————————————————————————————————
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIDldTL1fb0
It's a letter.

Written overnight and finished in the morning. It begins with 'Dear Shauna,', and its body consists of grievances, a few regrets, and some remorse. And a poorly-crafted joke or two to lighten the load. The rest of its confidential contents are meant for her eyes only, and essentially serve as a sort-of 'goodbye', both to her, and in a sense, to yourself. A goodbye to the incarnation of you that started this journey a rookie without a fetish.

And an aloha to the one that plans on traveling the world in blind search of amusement.

It also contains a pokeball, and a small addendum to use it whenever she recuperates, and to take good care of it.

It stings. Farewells always do, but this is the result of your revelation, and there's no turning back from it.

A) Send it.

>>858068
A

I wonder what the story would look like now if we said yes to shauna on that night with the fireworks. Would Serena just have disappeared before she did all of her plot stuff?

>>858068
A

>>858136
Who knows.
But for sure I'd not have come up with a certain recipe if you guys choose that way

>>858221
What recipe?

>>858234
I have not decided to reveal it yet.
but u prolly can guess what for it is

>>858237
I have no idea what recipe you're talking about either

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>>858068
You seal the letter in an envelope marked with your eponymous initials, and calmly head to the nearest mailbox to send it.

There is.. a slight, genuine hesitation as you pull the handle, letter hanging over the open slot. Though he may have been the latest to be recruited, in a way, he was always there with you—right from the very start.

Alas, you've done all you can. Now it's time to place him in someone else's hands.

And so, you let go of the envelope.

And a little piece of you dies with it.

>Odie left your party.

>>858435
o7

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>>858435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__O0RRiWcpk
You stand there for a little while after sending the letter. It's not like you have anywhere else to be right this moment. It gives you more time to stop and think, reflect on what you've done, the things you plan to do, and the things you're leaving behind in order to troop on. You feel relieved, but at the same time, a little hollow.

And then..

Feeling a presence nearby, you snap in the direction of the nearest streetlight, and to your shock..

Melisma.

Leaning against the pole, he locks eyes with you.

A) "What are you doing here?"
B) "You again?"
C) "Can't you see I'm mourning over here?"

>>858513
A.

>>858513
C

>>858513
C.

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>>858513
"Hey!" you call to the masked man. "What the hell? I thought you were a one-shot deal! Can't you see I'm mourning over here? Stop stealing focus!"

It's bad enough his grooves run deeper than his cover would suggest, but to divert attention from you too? And during the penultimate scene? What an absolute quack.

Maybe he's just a better rogue than you.

Whatever the case may be, the vigilante decidedly doesn't care much for your tone, or you, for that matter. He responds to your jerkish instigating with a predictable string of silence, not even an edgy tch for the road.

He does however, leave one thing—a parting gift, or at least, you assume it is. It's strange, really. He's certainly not in the mood for a chat, yet at the same time considers you worthy of a calling card?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i4T6nRPC1Q
It hits the mailbox, and actually manages to get stuck in it. He threw it like a shuriken.

You fear that if you turn away from him to retrieve it, he'll disappear in a flash as per shady enigmatic rival 101. In lieu of those amateur maneuvers, you instead keep your cold gaze locked on him as you reach for the card.

You tug it out, eyes still locked, and then

"Ah-Ahh-Achoo!"

Wrong move.

You sneeze, blink, he's gone.

"Damn it! Give me a do-over!"

But a do-over doesn't come, and you are left alone once again, but at least you have his card.

"Huh..?"

Though on closer inspection, it's more of an oddity. There isn't a name, there isn't a phone number, address or anything like that. Just one, single word.

It begins with an A, and ends with one too.

"Why the hell would he want to give me this..?

>>859457
Anna?

>>859593
AAA?
Are we looking for battery sticks?

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>>859457
"Calem!" your wife snaps you out of your deep, insightful musing, approaching you from afar. "The next train is scheduled to depart in a few minutes. Are you ready?"

"Huh? O-Oh! Uh, cool, cool."

"You seem troubled.. Did you send it?"

"Y-Yeah, I did, it's done.. I was just.."

"It's going to be a long ride. You should probably.. go to the bathroom first."

A) "What if I don't need to?"
B) Show her the card.
C) "Oh mindless shitty vacation, why can't you last just a bit longer?"
D) "Where did you say we were headed again?"

>>860830
D

>>860830
B
the more in "they know" club the merrier.

>>860830
D

>>860830
B

>>860830
B, truthfulness is the real aphrodisiac

>>860830
B

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>>860830
"Oh? What's this?"

"See, I was hoping you'd know. Does that name not mean anything to you? It doesn't seem familiar at all? Even a little teensy weensy bit?"

"No, I'm afraid not. How exactly did this come into your possession?"

"That masked man.. I saw him again, slung at me without saying a thing, then vamoosed. I don't know if it's supposed to be a joke, a clue, a secret code, or if he's straight-up taunting me. I thought we were cool now, I guess not.."

"Hm.. Another daunting enigma to look into, wouldn't you say?"

"Huh?"

"Don't you see? Our travels here may be coming to a close, but we've yet to reach our final destination. A new road is dawning for the both of us, and this may just be our proof of it. I believe he may have wanted you to be aware of that."

"That's.. a lot to draw from just a simple card."

"Fufu, I suppose so, but it's not as if it's been the only sign. Nevertheless—our train is scheduled to have a myriad of stopovers, there's bound to be someone along the way that knows what this card entails."

"Really?"

"Mm. Just think of it—now you'll be able to play amateur interrogator while calling your mother and explaining to her your sudden, abrupt decision to drop everything and run away on a ragtag, coast-to-coast misfit voyage with the dearest paramour."

. . .

. . .

. . .

"GAAAAH WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A CATCH!?"

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>>861095
"Don't YOU have a black-ass chill as fuck daddy-issues pa-pa you should be talking to right about now?!"

"I already have. And he was very approving, as a matter of fact. Perhaps it was because I made sure to mention you would becoming along."

>'What the what? That guy..'

"Anyhow, we really must be going. The conductor's well-mannered meta-patience can only last for so long. We shouldn't keep him waiting. Are you ready?"

A) "Am I ready? I was BORN ready."
B) "Goodbye Kalos region.. Your incompleteness... will never be forgotten."
C) "I kind of feel like I'm forgetting something that'll bite me in the ass later. Oh well."
D) "Drag me away from this land of inequity, for I'm too nostalgic and weak-kneed to do it myself!"

>>861266
C

>>861266
C.

>>861266
B

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>>861266
"Hm.. Strange, I kind of feel like I'm forgetting something that'll bite me in the ass later. Oh well!"

A) Take two steps forward.

>>861350
A.

>>861350
A

>>861350
A

>tfw we'll never get a chapter like that anime episode with the giant Pokemon
>tfw you'll never be a young anon, reading the first Christmas special again
>tfw it's almost over
T-thanks, Nate.

Anons, what chapter did you enjoy the most as you read it?
Nate, what chapter did you enjoy the most as you wrote it?

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>>861350
"Ohhhhhhh well I'm sure it doesn't matter much so I guess there's nothing left to do but finish this sentence uninterrupte—

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBN6orFSGCE
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA C A L E M—AHAHAHAHAHahahahaHAHhAHAHAHA í̷͓̝̱͍̣͙̰'̟͍̭͈̏ͨ̀V̸̻͇̝̦̥̍̇ͧ̋̆̔̾E̞̲̋ ̣͇̮̞̝̜͒́̇̅̈́̌F͆̃̋́I̥͍̰̙̪̮N̛͎͔̹͕̄̍̈̆̍Ä̬̠͖̟̞͂̑̏̄L̟̝̺̘̳̦̂ͧ͠L̴͈̮̮̬̙͌̇̉̀ͣͣY͚͚̬̗̣̭̲͌͗̅ F͕̙̠̦̟̬ͬ͂͒͂̈́̓O͓̭̞ͨ̿͒̊̀Ŭ̥̞̟̠̣͆̉͊̉ͬ̚Nͯ̏̒͛́͗ͬ͏̺̱͈͔ͅD̐̽̌̈́͂̏ͩ ̹̞̻̺̒͆́̉͋ͮY̧̗̥̣̺͔O̠̓̌U̙̤̩͉̻̜̔ͧ͐ͤͮ͂̏͝,̣͓͍͉̊̄ͬ̇
FINAAAAAALLY! AFTER ALL THESE C O U N T L E S S H O U R S OF S E A R C H I N G!!!

"W-Wha?! ANINA!? What are you—?!"

"I-I-I-IT'S TOO LATE CALEM į͇̰̜̀̔̄͑̊ͧ̃͜ ̟͖̭̺̫̼͙̙͊ͫ̉̄̉͘͝k͚̲͖̲̣̙̞͋̌ͭ́͝͞N̷̲̲̼͉͛ͤ͆ͩ́̚̚O̶͉͊̈́ͩ͒͆̓͗͠ẘ̝̘̬̖̺̜͔̥͈̽͋̎̚̚̕ ͍̹͍͇̻̳ͤ̊̏́Y̹̟̯̞̻̹̹̍͂̆͟ͅͅo̖̲͓̩̖͊̾ͧ̈̉̋͗̓ͅȖ̷̹̥̠̟̤̗̭͖̹ͨ̆ͩ̓͂͠R̘͎̳̂ ̩̬͕̃ͮ̚͡w̶̗͎̙͙̯͓̏̀̏Ã͈͓̇͛͢͟I̧̢̱͖̬̾̑͌̍̓͐ͭͣ̽f̡̫͉͌̆́ͬ̊͘͞ǔ̳̹͔̬̯̜̩̈́͐̇͊'̻͚̟͕̾̈́͛̋͒̊s̪͙͙̗̘͈̲̜ͨ̂̋́ͦ̆͗͢͡ ̸͊̾ͭ̓ͮ͏̡̟͉̣̹̟̹͖ͅD͐̆̚͏̥͉E̥̩̺̮̤̖̲̦̗̓̔͂͗̐̑̂Ȩ̱͍͈̲̬͕ͬͫ̐ͭ̆̆P̸̛̥̱͕̏̿ͦ͛͑̅̒͢e̝̬̟̭͍̼̳̓̈́̀s͙͓͓͓̖͈̭̘̬͒̑̓t̞̯̖͐̿͂̀ ̼̭̓͟D͎̱͊ͩ̄͠Ḁ͔͍ͦ̋̂͐̇ͨͦ̒Ŗ̲̥͚̦̥̑́͆ͫ̚K͑͛̂̽̆̾҉̧̝̘̰̖̣̳̠͕e̷̷̱̹͓͙̺ͩ̑ͤͫͣs̵̙̹͇̠̙̭͈̐̈́̾̍ͬ͌̒t̟̜̳̠̠̜̤̀ ̴̦̲͇͕͇̙̑̎͋̍̕D̷͐͏̦̩̤͉̱̺̦a̝̫̭̖̘͎̺̟̺ͦ̊ͩ̆̏̿ͩ̂ṅ͔̣̩͇̪̹k̰͈̻̔̓̋͋ͭ̌̊͗̚E̢͇̦͋ͣ͒̐ͫ̄̔͘ͅş̦͖̲̐̏T̷̫̈́̈͠ ̸̹̰̟̞̪̩̩͒̃́͑ͅs͖͇̖͕̤͆̽ͣ̂̿E̷̖̤̞͚ͮ̑͋̿̑͊c̈̌ͦͮ̿̃͏͉̼͞R̜̭͖̰̲̂̍̌̆ͬ̉̇̃́ͅr͕̜̺̥̮͔̱͙̥͐̓̈̂̇̊͡E̟̪͈̥̠̪͖̖ͯ͆͐͊̏ͮT̨̓̑ͅ A-AND I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE P̳͇͉͙̳̖͔͛͆͋̉͒̚͘͟E̴̮̼͚͉̱͕̪ͩṚ̨̥̱͚̖͍̠̥̪̿̃͘F̶̪ͪ́ͬ͌̐̅̄̓̿͟E̞͓̰͓͗͂̌̅̋ͬ̓̚C̴͇͖̜̩͓͛̑̋̉͐ͧͯ͝T̵̴̼̭̞͔̭̬̖͙̅̃̌̎͆̌̚ ̸̸͔̟̻̝͇̰͛ͩ̂̚͡O̗̦̮̟͋̽ͣͧ̌͋̂ͦͅP̱̩̱ͫ͡P̭͍̭ͬͦ̇̅ͩ̾͊͞ͅO͑͐̀̾ͤ͏͎̮̥͡R͓͍͉̟͙̻̮̉̎̌ͦͨT̴̮̹͂̎̊͂͐ͪ̎Ṷ̟̪͓̠̬̼̤̟̈N̢̠̬̯͚͎̼̹͆͌͟I̺͛̊͂̂ͪͯ̒̈́ͅT̜͈̩̮̲̬ͧY̛̰̗͔̱͍͔ͫ̉ͭͯͮ̋ͅ
TO REVEAL IT AND NOW IS THAT TIME I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU"

"And you decided that RIGHT NOW of all times was the perfect time?!"

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>>861536
"Secret? Please. Any traces of secrecy I had left were trickled out more than six arcs ago. What could you possibly have left to revea—"

"E-Ehehehehehehehe................ I-I-I KNOW...... A̡̤̩͍͉͕ͭB͓̹̜̜̰̎̾̈́̇̚Ọ̱͇̤̳̗͈́ͭ̏ͦ̏U͞T̳͕̣͔̣͇͍ͬ͆̾ͣ́͋ ̸̳̰͍̺̪̗̓̓ͭ̍ͦY̗̣̔ͭ̉͊̓̈́̓͟Ọ͓̳̙̭̫̪̈́̃̍́ͪ̚U̯͓R̸̳͕ͪ̽ͣ̿͂̄ ͛ͦ͛͆ͣ͊̚҉̗͎͚̜̗̥F̻͈̪̞̮ͪȆ͔͔̋̂ͧ͢A̳͎̞̺ͬͯ̀R̟̼̫̱͈̓̀ͯ͒̇͛ ̵ͤͯ͌ͮO͛́ͤ͟F͈̌ͭ̄̉ ̵̼̑B̓͌͝Ṙ͈̮̗͕̫̘̄̇̅ͩ̉ͨ́O̻͚͍ͮ́ͅC̏ͮ̚C̯̝̱̟͔̹̳̑ͦO̮̣̘ͪ̈̾͗ͩ̅̚L͉̤̙͐̽̇̇̇̌I̳̼̍̈̏ͭ̽̓̓!̦̑!͕̻̻̻̱̿͆̃̈̄͢!̐"

"W-What? N-No.. No! Th.. That can't be! That's impossible! H-How on EARTH do you know that?!"

"I.. What."

https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/20378212/#q20405241
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/20378212/#q20405493
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/20378212/#q20405588
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/20378212/#q20405655

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>>861542
"Ehehehehehehehe I-I HAVE MY CONNECTIONS. And now.......T-T-TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED!! I-I'm going to e-eliminate you s-so C-Calem and I can be together... A-AND I'M GOING TO DO IT USING Ỵ̲͝ͅÔͭ̃Ú͈̲̲̣͍̯̗R͈̪̎ͣ̀̚͢ ͔͎̩̍̆̃ͭO͍̣͈̦ͩ̅͊̿W̰̱͕͙̒̈ͫ̽ͯN̬̱̱ͩͫ̒̉ ͉̥͇̘͙̗̟̊̎͊ͣ̉̍͞F̳̬̋̎̾̆É̲̼̹̝A̙͖̠͔̙͋̉̓R͌̈̃͌ͯ̍ͤ͜!!!"

"A-Arise! ARISE MY PIZZA BEEEAAAUUUTY!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnQ-ecP37Kc
A giant broccoli pizza monster suddenly rises from behind the Hex Maniac, an unholy mozzarella menace if there ever was one.

"GUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!"

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>>861548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca7Jaz8xORc
"F-F-FEAST YOUR EYES! U-USING THE DARKEST OF SPELLS I-I-I HAVE CONJURED THE PIZZILLA MK. BROCCOLI!!"

>>861548
How did none of us guess Anina. Are we retarded or something?

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>>861554
"IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU, W̗̻̫̥̟̎͐ͯ̄̾̎Ò̠̺̗̽ͯ̏R̨̟̞̮̪̉̓͌̚S̻̝̀ͦ̽̏T͖̎͆̿̿ ̠̻̞̫̼̬̬̏ͩ͞G̛͒̒̊̀͐I̵͇ͣ̐ͬ͋͛̽̍ͅR̙̣̩͕̩ͣ͛̓͘L̡̅͌̉̽ͪ̏."

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>>861558
"I.. I.. WHAT? None of this.. are you serious?! Serena—"

"C-Calem.. she's right. I'm sorry for not telling you sooner.. I-I can't stand broccoli! J-Just looking at it.. I-I'm so petrified I cannot even bear to walk! P-Please do something!"

A) A Calem's work is never done.

>>861574
A.

>>861574
A.
I fucking love Anina.

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>>861574
>I-I can't stand broccoli! J-Just looking at it.. I-I'm so petrified I cannot even bear to walk! P-Please do something!"

>yfw you realize that she traded calem trevenant because it reminded her of broccoli and it was too spoopy for her

>>861599
Oh, and A

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>>861574
You look at Serena, and then at Anina, and then at the giant raging motherfucking monster made out of fucking broccoli pizza, unable to make sense of any of this.

"I.. er... ah... Awwwww fuck it—whatever!"

"A Calem's work is never done."

"GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"

You pat Serena's head, strip completely naked, and charge wildly at the mozzarella monster with a pokeball in tow.

"SAY YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PRAYERS YOU PIZZA HUT-LOOKIN' PAISANO PIECE OF SH—"

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>>861637
https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M?t=43
「SCRUMPTIOUS CALEM AND KUUDERE SERENA'S TUBULAR VOYAGE」

「A dumb story by Nate」

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>>861644
I-Is it over?

>>861644
E-encore?

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>>861644

>>861644
>We will never know Calem's childhood friend
>Nate will never crack under the raw thirst pressure and write lewd
>We will never know what happened to Rosa
>Seriously though what happened to Rosa
>Like, she was there, but she didn't really get closure
>Which is weird because she was the first plot thread set up
>For the most part, at least
>Where is Flygon?
>Is Flygon happy about getting Dragon Dance?
>I bet he is
>He's probably super happy about it

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>>861644
Clemont returned to working as the Lumiose City Gym Leader, though lately I hear he's been using the Clembot as a substitute.. He's on track to developing another one of his grand inventions, and says he needs all the time he can get to perfect it. We still talk.

Bonnie is still his cute little sister, and still forces all incoming challengers to partake in stupidly obnoxious trivia quizzes in order to reach him at the highest floor. I hear she keeps catching her brother playing GO while on the job..

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Thanks for the 3 years of entertainment Nate, this really fun to read & it was a great story.


If you don't mind my asking,

What are you going to do now?

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>>861637
>>861644

What the fuck? Is this how it ends? N8 don't be doing it like this....

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>>861673
Trevor was hired by the city to act as one of the mayor's aides after the election. Hearing that he would be working alongside his best buddy guy, he accepted the job right away. He's still prone to getting weird looks from cougars..

Tierno became the deputy mayor of Lumiose City. Which is.. something, to say the least. I want to hope the mayor will keep him in line, but then I remember what kind of mon the mayor is.. At least it distracts him from dancing.

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>>861685
Dad is still the regional professor, though with no more fat kids to distribute starters for him, he's begun to do it himself. A recent law was passed that makes it illegal to pelvic thrust in public during school hours, as one kid tried to imitate him in front of his Eelektrik and..

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>>861694
Mom is still mom, I eventually told her I was leaving again to travel the world, this time on a much broader scale. Like all things, she took it pretty well. I just hope there isn't another inbred Goomy farm when I get back..

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>>861704
After striking it rich, Gavrel actually left the Kalos region, using the money to set up even further business ventures in other regions, some I've never even heard of. Supposedly his extended, extended, extended family is to manage them..

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>>861717
Following the fleeting delusions looming in the back of her head, Lily left Kalos in order to continue the search for her supposed boyfriend, running into an increasingly alarming amount of supernatural encounters along the way.. I'd just lock my doors and windows if I were you.

>>861735
Wait, Nate, this doesn't make any sense. All the previous ones were either from Calem or his super secret sibling's perspective, but there's no way for Calem to know this about Lily/Rosa.

>>861739
It's supposed to be a retrospect from a later point in time where he does know.

>>861739
Anon, just relax and enjoy the finale

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>>861735
'Where is Looker?'.. That's a good question. Where IS Looker? I haven't the slightest idea, nor have I seen him since the day he left Kalos, taking his new partner in crime with him. If I had to guess, I'd say they were busting ass and taking names in another region.

Then again, there are those weird unsigned postcards I keep getting..

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>>861757
Emma returned to work as the head of the Looker Bureau, now able to manage it on her own without protagonist supervision. I hear the business is doing pretty well for itself! Then again, who wouldn't want to get their troubles resolved at pennies on the hour by a caramel cutie?

Will I ever forget Mimi? Hell no, I have to wear a shirt with her seen-some-shit mug on it all the time now!........... it's okay I guess.

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>>861776
Using his experience from the Flare ordeal, Solomon Grunty went back and earned his GED, and is now currently seeking casual grunt-like employment. Unfortunately, his stubborn refusal to adhere to proper dress code often gets him the pink slip..

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>>861789
I never did find out who the Masked Heroes were.. or did I? For a bunch of heroes they weren't really that heroic.. Geez, I had to do THEIR job most of the time!

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>>861799
On an entirely unrelated note, Dad says Sina and Dexio have been acting pretty touchy-feely lately. He says it makes him hypocritically sick to his stomach, and he's been thinking of an excuse to get them out of the lab ever since.

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>>861803
Viola returned to her duties at the Santalune City Gym. She still likes Bug-type Pokemon and positioning them in uncomfortable places to get the perfect snapshot of them. Lately she's been trying to take better care of her colossal Ariados to ensure it doesn't fly into another rage-induced rampage. That would probably be bad for rookie trainers, don't you think..?

Her sister, Alexa continues to be a reporter, and Serena continues to harbor a one-sided rivalry over it.

Gardener Grover recovered from his injuries at the hands of Crobatman, and returned to his duties as an NPC. He continues to dabble in children's puppetry.

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>>861999
Ramos went back to caring for the Tree of Life alongside his crew of evergreen Pokemon and Celebi, the Voice of the Forest. Even to this day, he continues to work out and refine his manly full, not-quarter, not-half gains, refusing to slow down just because of his age.

I hear the intimidation games that come with that bulk are an added bonus, now he doesn't even need to scold the misfit kids that try to vandalize Tree of Life, he can just let his abs to the talking!

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>>862059
I eventually made amends with Olympia for the whole 'accidentally-trying-to-kill-you-and-nearly-succeeding-thing', even though that in and of itself was part of her plan to begin with... though when you think about it, it's kind of funny that a literal homicide had to be committed for her to turn any heads...

Don't tell her I said that.

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>>862096
Wulfric continues to make frequent trips to the Pokemon Village in his spare time (which may as well be 'all the time'), Gothie Coffee, Bannie, Juggy, Noctowl and the rest never seem to tire of him or his antics.

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>>862147
To his surprise, some of the villagers are a little more friendlier than he last remembers.

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>>862154
The village is also now home to Volcanion, the Steam Champeen, and the region's new Head of Alternative Energy. As it turns out, the other villagers have taken kindly to him, and though he'll never admit it, he very much enjoys their company under his rugged, edgy facade.

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>>862197
Princess Diancie and Dace returned to the Diamond Domain in order to revitalize the Heart Diamond using the princess's newly-tapped potential. The process was successful, and afterward the diamond princess spent many weeks laughing haughtily at her alluring accomplishments, much to the subtle agony of her Carbink cohorts. To this day, her offer still stands for me to become her bodyguard..

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>>862209
Grant went on to spend half of his time at the Cyllage City Gym challenging trainers, the other half at the Pokemon League bugging the ever-living hell out of his fellow 'Siebro' during his matches. He continues to maintain a healthy and fit relationship with EXERCISE, cycling, naked rollerskating, rocks, and Valerie, though his chocolatey gains still fall woefully short of Ramos'. I wouldn't worry about it though, he says it's good for motivation.

Valerie has also been leaving her post in Laverre City to accompany Grant in his Siebro-shenanigans, her favorite hiding spot remains to be within his tight pants. When the two are by some miracle, not annoying him, they're teaming up to challenge Fairy Badge-seeking trainers in aromatic Double Battles. I got a strange letter from her recently, I'll spare you the details, but she really wants to see me in a furisode again..

What strikes me as odd is this: if Siebold claims these two pester him to no end, why does he continue to hang out with him? He's either lying or just terrible at making friends... probably both. Siebold continues to maintain his position at the Pokemon League as one of the Elite Four, catering for his friends' date nights in his off-time.

Grant's EXERCISE buddy guy, Hulk Hogan recently fell under public scrutiny for some less-than-savory claims made toward the savage Mankey people of Kanto. However, he rose back to the top, achieved media sensation, and won back the hearts of his fans when he won a lawsuit for an unrelated controversy concerning a sex tape of him rollerskating while naked. The resounding victory resulted in a complete shutdown of cancerous clickbait empire, Sawker.

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>>862311
Wikstrom still holds his iron fort at the Pokemon League as well, verily so! He's recently won an award for being the most amusing Elite Four member three years running. When not challenging others to a chivalrous duel of wits, he's acting in plays alongside his Pokemon, though some say he tends to get too carried away with his roles, even the bit ones..

Klefki AKA Boo Boo Keys, made a full recovery from his defeat at the hands of Odie. After learning that I had triumphed over the Pokemon League, he threw in the towel and resigned from his 'pestering bully'-role to stay at Wikstrom's side full-time. I hear he's been keeping him in line ever since.

Durandoom continues to wait for Hexcalibur's grand, glorious return, no matter the likelihood, no matter the circumstances, no matter the barricades. She still has much to say to him.

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>>862384
Believe it or not, but Drasna ultimately made a full recovery from my 'not-at-all-an-unintended-accident' arsonist attempt on her life. Unfortunately, it'll be quite some time before she returns to her position in the Elite Four. Even now, I still can't really remember why I did it. Maybe I was high? I should be lucky she didn't strip the harem from me over it..

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>>862727
You would think being a reporter and a member of the Elite Four at the same time would leave very little in the way of free time, but somehow my mother-in-law manages to juggle both just fine. In fact, with Flare's demise, one might argue that Malva has more leisurely time now than ever before. Serena continues to keep in close touch with her, which means I'll probably be seeing her more and more often from now on. Good thing we're on good terms, right?

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>>862819
Speaking of news, Rupert Furdoch went on to win a Daytime Emmy for his outstanding news coverage, phenomenal debate moderation, and overly-hammy right-wing bias. When asked what he would do next, the Bidoof reported that this was 'only the beginning' and that his award 'is just one small step in a regional rodent renaissance'. What did he mean by that?

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>>862876
Tentaquil retired from the Champion limelight, cured of his malignant cancer, and left for Panama City to go on a date. From what I hear, it went well.. that is until he started puking blood on her uncontrollably. Then things sort of went south.

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>>862907
After Dr. House was told that his show had been cancelled for nearly four years now, he stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. It was then that somebody had the bright idea to inform him that reboots of tired intellectual properties were literally the only things to have come out of 2016, and that notion sort-of rejuvenated him.

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>>862956
Rather than press on for another generation and continue spreading goodwill and Fresh Water, Clyde Sr. finally retired from the fabled art of gym guiding, deciding that he had his fill of informing rookie trainers how to conquer gyms. He plans on taking a vacation somewhere, somewhere that has no need for his timeless profession.

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>>862384
>Durandoom continues to wait for Hexcalibur's grand, glorious return, no matter the likelihood, no matter the circumstances, no matter the barricades. She still has much to say to him.

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>>863015
As of this absentminded musing, Mayor Phantrump is still in office and still has complete and total control of Lumiose City. I love the mon, honestly I do, he's much more than meets the eye, and I'm sure he'll do great things in his first real term, but still.. to think that I actually helped meme a mon into office, or well, keeping it.. it really makes the inner machinations of my mind tingle..

Quillary Clinton has not been seen since her stunning loss, to nobody's dismay.

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>>863953
Deimos is still the chillest father-in-law around, and continues to conduct all of his private meetings with papasan chairs and heavy dosages of incense. I'd uh, probably say more, but any time I say something bad about him, he immediately senses it no matter how far away we are from each other. I'm starting to think all that coffee may have embellished him with supernatural powers.. Shit, did he hear that?

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>>863968
My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-GREAT immortal hobo ancestor ultimately left the region once again.. I can only guess that after finding what he was looking for, he left so he wouldn't have to be faced with the utter millennial whiplash that is contemporary Kalos.

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>>863983
After the predictable and cheese-ridden demise of her monstrous Pizzilla, a defeated Anina scrambled back to the Hex Maniac Guild, whereupon she was severely admonished by Desdemona for abusing dangerous life-threatening black magic for the purposes of petty teenage love and not world domination.

After learning of her many misdemeanors and her guild full of girls that look identical like their daughter, Anina's parents reportedly punished her by forcing her to go get a degree in dentistry.

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>>864000
Inver wholeheartedly enjoyed the sudden rise of peace and quiet in his life when Anina and the rest of the Hex Maniac Guild went on vacation, then reportedly went back to being a sulking, bitter misanthrope when they returned. He and his Medicham are beginning to make frequent visits to Lumiose's cafés, yet he always gives me excuses for why he can't attend any gentleman's club meetings..

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>>864004
Anna continued serving under the Lasses and went on to sell all of her shipments of Lava Cookies and then some. Using her traumatic experience and acquired business knowledge from the Chocolate Dynasty debacle, she climbed the corporate ladder and eventually became the new Head Lass, with a CEO-branded miniskirt to match.

Her Pikachu continues to be a foul-mouthed New Jersey caricature.

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>>864015
Major Gābena feared she would be discharged after learning that her superior left the region, but was surprised to hear that instead, she was being promoted to full-time Commander rank. She and her Cryogonal promptly celebrated for days on-end.

Unfortunately for her, Sky Battles ended up being something of a passing fad. She now searches for new, alternative, gimmicky methods of battling.

>We still don't know what happened to best girl Korrina

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>>864026
Melina returned to her duties as a Pokemon Ranger and substitute prison warden, deciding that being a Lass was simply more trouble than it's worth. Unfortunately, her lust for supreme comfiness still remains unsatisfied to this day.

She is still deathly afraid of animatronics and costumed walk-around characters.

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>>864040
Elina.. actually managed to cool down after I left. Or was that temperament reserved for just me this whole time? Either way, she's still an Ace Trainer, and still contests trainers looking to enter Victory Road and challenge the Pokemon League by demanding to see their badges.

As of this retrospective, she remains unmarried.

>Anina actually makes a physical appearance in the end
She technically was the first girl aside from Serena so she deserves this luxury

>>864079
Are you fucking daft, my n8 reading m8? Shauna was literally the focus of this chapter. She's not that forgettable, is she? Don't forget Rosalina, too, who probably would ride our dick if we played our cards right in the last chapter she was featured in.

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>>864058
Gurkinn surprisingly hasn't died of spontaneous scoliosis yet, and to this day is still a grandfatherly codger and guru of Mega Evolution at the Tower of Mastery. Maybe causality is just kinder to him than I thought? He, like Deimos, also seems to have acquired the mysterious meta-power to sense fatal disturbances a thousand miles away.

Despite the ruff and gruff of his exterior—

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>>864102
—he still cares deeply for his granddaughteru, Korrina, who is still the spunky, energetic Gym Leader of Shalour City and his posed Successor. I actually received a letter (and Shalour Sable) from her recently! She's been doing great, and has also started getting into the PR Video business in her spare time. As it turns out, her legs make for great eye-candy, though viewers tend to tune out when she shoves Edgy and Horny into the mix..

She threw in a cute photo, and wants to know if I've watched them. Wonder if I should write back..

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>>864105
As it turns out, the former-/former/ Champion sacrificed her position in the Pokemon League and what little plot relevancy she had in order to return full-time to the movie business, an exchange which proved fruitful if this year's blockbusters are to be believed. Fun fact, but we never once said her name at any point during this adventure..

Is Nate at Thanksgiving dinner right now?

>>864254
nah n8 just takes his sweet ass time. There's no rhyme and reason to the n8, which is fine because this shit is free. I think the most consistent he's ever been is when the Yandere Rosa 100 chapter thing on Fanfiction.net was going on.

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>>864112
It took a lot of good behavior and shameless prison snitching, but Xerosic AKA the button guy was eventually paroled for his dastardly SCIENCE-y crimes. A changed man for the better—he set out to cash in on his ridiculously massive fortune accumulated from Pokemon GO... only to find that 'Super Mario Run' had dethroned it as the #1 App in his absence. He is currently cursing the slant-eyed elevens with every last breath, with Emma at his side.

After the fall of Flare, Aliana, Bryony, Celosia, and Mable sought out new employment, and eventually found it within the Battle Maison. Now the Maison will never have to close—now that it has two sets of Chatelaines.

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>>864263
You know, I never did find that hot dog vendor mon again. I feel kinda bad, I still have some of that spice I meant to return to him.. Oh well, he knows the formula for it right? He made it after all. He can just make more!

I can't imagine he's gone for good. Guys like him just seem to turn up whenever the scene calls for it, even if the last time you saw them was in a near-death experience.

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>>864332
As a matter of fact, he's not the only guy I would throw into the 'gone-but-not-really-gone-if-you-ask-me-tee-bee-aych' department. Sure, some people will be skeptical, some will be in denial, some people will think I'm in denial, but come on, hotheads like them don't go down easy.

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>>864340
All they need is a strong enough heart, and I'm sure they have it.

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>>864345
Then there are the guys who are just straight-up nutjobs, complete wackadoodles who shouldn't be in charge of anything or anyone—and yet, somehow are. You'd have to be high to think a little evisceration of the time-space continuum can keep them down.

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>>864351
And of course, the bright-eyed adventurous pupil who only wants to do his very best in spite of his blissful obliviousness. You know, thinking back.. I probably may not have been the best tutor for him.. I mean, a knight learning from a rogue? There's bound to have been some mixed messaging..

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>>864378
Then there are the people who you know are still out there, somewhere, some place far, far away, running around with their own quotas to fill, some sillier than others. I can't say for sure whether I'll ever run into them again, but stranger things have happened, right? I'm pretty much a magnet for ridiculousness in that regard.

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>>864603
And then.. there are those who I've never even come across, those special few who are just so otherworldly, so crazy, so wildly absurd that even I have to double-take and question their existence because it just sounds so, so, so nuts. Will I ever run into them?

I personally consider it a bunch of baloney, but the other day, some kids reported a seething devil crawling out from the depths of hell. This is of course, wrong because fish can't crawl, they only Splash.

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>>864611
Then there are the one-hit wonders, who came and left with an impact as big as their inflated egos.

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>>864620
The ones who found it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all,

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>>864632
And the ones we pretend not to remember and look fondly on, but totally do remember and look fondly on.

>>864632
This is Zoura in case anyone forgot. Not sure who >>864620 is though.

>>864633
1st daughteru of Calem and Serena has to be named in her honor.
Simply has.

>>864657
Why the hell would they name their child after someone they only know from the ramblings of a mad Mewtwo? That's dumb

>>864663
>he never watched Inception
the teddy bear is the trigger