JACKQUEST

>>7770
>Jack: Make creative use of the bloodied steel pipe to masturbate furiously in an effort to psych out the NINJA

>>7770
Jack: Tell the NINJA to go fuck himself

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Whoops, I mean

OLD THREAD: >>>/tg/46928683

>>7806
Taking your trusty STEEL PIPE between your legs, you present a FAUX SHCLONG that you proceed to wave around to the PARTY'S ASTONISHMENT.

The NINJA advances, and SLICES. The FAUX SCHLONG becomes a 2x HALF IRON PIPE.

>>7828
Pissed off at this castration, as well as the preceding MURDER, you tell the NINJA to go fuck himself.

It does not reply. It instead continues to advance towards your PARTY.

So, some idle meta-commentary, based on last thread's confirmation of our story thus far.

The mysterious benefactor is probably DD, who mysteriously vanished from the end of the comic. The only person who'd care to get us out is DD or maybe Gamzee, and the notes were notably lacking in typing quirks. He used his quirk (and blood) even when framing Vriska.

The Alpha kids being after us is a good thing. Dirk and Jane are selfish and secretive people; they won't let anyone in on this until they have to. Which is good, because if Jane hears wind of this, we auto-lose.

We ideally want to find some magic items, but that's not likely. If we're lucky, DD salvaged the voodoo Juju. It's pretty unlikely, but if we come across the Ring of Void, that can probably hide us from all-seeing witch guardians. Our old ring is definitely a lost cause. Maybe we'll find something new, or probably best case scenario, we'll just get really lucky and Dirk and Jade will successfully cover up our break-out.

>>7842

Continue to STARE at NINJA in a badass way.

NINJAS can only KILL UNSEEN.

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>>7958
You stare DAGGERS at the NINJA.

Not actual daggers though, its just a figure of speech. Unfortunately.

The NINJA continues towards you UNABATED. GARRY and the DRIVER tremble nervously.

>>7973

STAND GROUND.

>>7973
Jack: throw BLOODY APRON at ninja to block his vision.

>>7973
Why the hell are we carrying an apron again? Throw the apron, and while it's distracted, stab away. This will probably not work, but there's a distinct possibility that the guy who programmed this thing is a moron. Or a bird.

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>>7991
You stand your ground, readying your KNIFE in a STABBING POSITION. The CAB DRIVER attempts to look MENACING with his CHAIR LEG, and failts. GARRY timidly holds his CROWBAR.

You prepare yourselves for the FIRST MOVE.

>>7994
>>7999

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne1fshmIuIk

You THROW the BLOODY APRON!

The NINJA slashes DOWNWARDS to cut it in half, giving you a chance to ACT.

>>8023
Jack: stab like the wind.

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>>8029
You unleash a BARRAGE OF STABS!

The first NICKS the NINJA'S NECK, seemingly drawing NO BLOOD. It PARRIES your next attack, then the next, until you are LOCKED IN A DUEL!

Your PARTY MEMBERS stand by.

[COMMANDS have been unlocked for: GARRY, CAB DRIVER]

>>8049
CD, GARRY: attack the Ninja while it is distracted.

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>>8049
CAB DRIVER uses ARMCHAIR LEG with BAG OF PORK RINDS held on and attack's the NINJA OF NEFARIOUS PREMISCUITY

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>>8057
After neither of them can decide who goes first, the DRIVER and GARRY launch themselves into the fray at the same time!

Only able to take ONE, the NINJA chooses GARRY and blocks his CROWBAR ASSAULT, smashing GARRY's forehead with the HILT

The DRIVER aims for the NINJA'S LEGS, batting the BAG OF PORK RINDS, resulting in a SATISFYINGLY CRUNCHY BLOW! The NINJA is tripped into midair amongst a CLOUD OF PORK DUST.

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>>8094
Jack: Tackle the NINJA.

>>8094
JACK NOIR attacks THE NINJA OF NEFARIOUS PROMISCUITY with the ELECTRICALLY CHARGED ORAL HYGIENE PRODUCT via VERY CONVENIENT WATER.

>>8117
whoops i forgot i drew that while messing around with the canvas thing

>>8094
CD: use CELLPHONE to order SHAVING CREAM

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>>8117
>>8124
You launch yourself at the NINJA, intercepting him in midair. You take the opportunity to jam the toothbrush into his THROAT, but he suddenly VANISHES from your grasp before appearing above!

You are kicked into the FLOOR! The toothbrush remains in the NINJA'S throat, buzzing away. ELECTRICITY crackles from the wound.

>>8145
The CAB DRIVER opens his ANTIQUATED FLIP PHONE and attempts to order some SHAVING CREAM.

He can't get any signal!

>>8151

SHOOT SELF in KNEE.

Then SHOOT NINJA while he's FROZEN in CONFUSION.

>>8151
Make it rain DOLLAR BILLS against the NINJA OF NEFARIOUS PROMISCUITY to lure the NINJA with RE PURPOSED BANDAGES. Then JACK NOIR uses BLOODY APRON to choke the N.N.P

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>>8161
Recovering quickly, you threaten to take your IMAGINARY GUN and blow your goddamn knee off with your IMAGINARY BULLET.

The NINJA appears DISAPPOINTED by your LACK OF AN ACTUAL GUN, and after ripping it out starts assaulting you with the TOOTHBRUSH!

>>8151
[JACK NOIR]Tell Garry to swing, then go for some sweet stabs while he's being bisected.

[CAB DRIVER] Climb higher to get better reception.

>>7873 The problem is that if Dirk decides to come and kill us we won't be able to stop him. Jane would be manageable, but still a little difficult.

>>8185

Does it have ASSHOLE?

RIP out IMPORTANT STUFF from its ASSHOLE.

>>8151
CD: Look around for wiring of any sort to cobble together as a makeshift antenna.

Garry: Get up off the floor, confirm you're alive man! Er, imp.

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>>8184
Grabbing onto your REMAINING CASH, you MAKE IT RAIN up in the NINJA'S GRILL. While its distracted prying the bills away you order GARRY to attack, who anxiously leaps at your foe. The NINJA turns to PARRY EASILY, before launching him to the opposite side with a well placed KICK.

>>8200
You take this opportunity to RIP HIM A NEW ONE with your METAL FIST.

You punch through his SURPRISINGLY SOLID EXTERIOR and come away with a MESS OF WIRES! The NINJA momentarily SEIZES UP!

The DRIVER leaps onto the HANGAR WALL and ASCENDS on his quest for a better signal.

He sees a SEMBLANCE OF A SHAPE in the distance, and wonders if he should ALERT IT.

>>8241

RIP OPEN NINJA.

WEAR NINJA now as MECH SUIT.

>>8241
[JACK NOIR] Continue ripping and tearing.

[GARRY] See that the boss has this in hand and look into getting this vehicle working.

[CAB DRIVER] Ignore the semblance and get on the roof. Try and update your myspace.

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>>8256
>>8262
You make to continue your quest of RIPPING and TEARING, but the NINJA has other ideas. After attempting a REBOOT, it deftly FLIPS and flings you onto the RAIL ahead of you! You skid across, and end up hanging with a SINGLE HAND.

After staring at you, the NINJA turns towards GARRY and ADVANCES. GARRY is SCARED SHITLESS.

The DRIVER ignores the SEMBLANCE and climbs up TWO MORE LEVELS. After getting a single bar of signal he checks his YOUPAGE, which confirms he still has ZERO NOTIFICATIONS.

>>8302

Jack: FRONT FLIP back onto ROOF.

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>>8302
Play on your ADVANCED CELL PHONE the song DIES IRAES and enter an INTENSE DEATH MATCH.

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>>8308
You perform a FURIOUS FLIP onto the rail. Nailed it! You start making for the NINJA, stabs at the ready, while it draws its BLADE on GARRY.

The CAB DRIVER receives a call from an UNKNOWN CALLER!

>>8327
The CAB DRIVER answers, thinking it's JOHNNY TIGHT LIPS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8kxdukigfk

>>8327

CAB DRIVER: ANSWER PHONE and SAY "Greetings fellow crime fighter!" and THROW PHONE at NINJA as WEAPON.

>>8327
[CAB DRIVER] Who was phone?

[GARRY] LUCK ROLL 2000

[JACK NOIR] Stab him whilehis back is turned.

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>>8339
>>8349
The CAB DRIVER answers excitedly, wondering if this is JOHNNY TIGHT LIPS.

The irritated caller asks who the hell is he SPEAKING TO.

Suddenly, the NINJA'S EYE changes COLOR! It's head jerks in the direction of the DRIVER, and it LEAPS onto the wall to begin a RAPID ASCENT.

GARRY exhales in relief. The NINJA offhandedly throws a NINJA STAR behind it, which embeds itself into GARRY'S SHOULDER. He sobs in pain, enacting a PAIN ROLL 2000.

You are TRIPPED by the ROLLING IMP!

>>8347
The DRIVER, hearing something BELOW, notices the NINJA! He throws the PHONE below before answering, cracking the NINJA'S EYE.

This turns on the MUSIC FUNCTION of the phone as it lands onto the PLATFORM, which begins to play INCREDIBLY LOUDLY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzdc-0Q45wM

The SEMBLANCE turns towards the commotion and begins HEADING YOUR WAY.

>>8388

Let the BITCH RUN up next to YOU, and then GRAB IT, while JUMPING OFF BUILDING with IT.

>>8388
[CAB DRIVER] Diving lariat.

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>>8408
Waiting for the NINJA to GET CLOSER, the DRIVER springs into a DOWNWARDS LUNGE!

The NINJA readies its blade for IMPENDING IMPALEMENT, but his OVERPOWERING VELOCITY catches it OFFGUARD! The DRIVER and the NINJA crash into the SIXTH FLOOR RAILING, the NINJA'S HEAD busting open and raining SPARKS upon you and GARRY. It begins to seize upwards towards the DRIVER.

You hear LOUD TROMPING. An ARMORED FIGURE seems to be sprinting towards you on the GROUND FLOOR, holding some sort of LARGE RIFLE.

>>8477

Can we finally address the elephant in the room, which is that OP clearly is consuming copious amounts of Axcop?

>>8492
Can you believe I've never read it

>>8477
Smash it with robo fist while CD does a jig. garry my man, breathe easy (and patch up that wound).

>>8492
That's not an elephant, it a BRONZR ROMAN CLOLSSUS INTENT ON EASY BARGAINS.

>>8477
Jack: finish off the NINJA, and ready its robotic corpse as a shield against whatever that thing down there is packing

>>8517

Correction: Wear it as a mech suit

>>8497

WATCH this SHIT OP:

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/axe-cop

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>>8513
>>8517
Before the NINJA can reduce another one of your COHORTS into a corpse, you reduce its HEAD into PULP. Your METAL FIST punches forward through its HEAD WOUND and out its EYE.

It slumps forward, SHUTTING DOWN. Permanently.

The DRIVER performs a manic VICTORY JIG. GARRY attempts to look happy through his WHINING. Returning to the PLATFORM with the ROBOTIC CORPSE, you tell him to stop it and rip off a piece of his UNIFORM, wrapping it around the wound.

The DRIVER retrieves his phone, HALTING the DRAMATIC MUSIC. There appears to still be someone on the OTHER END.

From BELOW, a MODULATED VOICE asks what's going on UP THERE. Looking over the side, you BRANDISH THE CORPSE and bare your teeth.

The FIGURE raises two GAUNTLETD PALMS in PACIFICATION. Woah, woah, woah, they mean no harm. Just checking to see if everyone is OKAY.

>>8561
"Everything is fine. Catch." Corpse toss 1.0

[CD] Moshi Moshi Cabbu Driveru Desu.

>>8561
JACK: Feel smugly satisfied with the demise of the SHADOWY ASSHOLE who was DEFINITELY, WITHOUT ANY DOUBT WHATSOEVER, responsible for stealing that CORPSE from the bar earlier.

>>8561
Remove the ninja star from Garry's shoulder before he explodes into grist, and consider employing it on the goon below.

>>8594
*Doraiberu, anon-chan

>>8618
On that note, look around the damn things head and torso for anything resembling a hard drive. You might want to extract that to dig out information.

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>>8594
Affirming the figure that everything is going well, you initiate a basic CORPSE TOSS. They catch the BODY, and look at in fascination, audibly asking what they are looking at.

They then turn upwards to your PLATFORM again, asking if you have any way of GETTING DOWN, as you look STUCK.

The CAB DRIVER picks up the phone and asks who dis.

There is silence on the other end, then an IRRITATED VOICE asks for you to put JACK NOIR on the line.

>>8621
You retrieve the NINJA STAR from GARRY'S SHOULDER, seeing that he was leaking a bit of SHALE. Don't want to have to clean him off your shirt.

>>8634
Jack: take phone and answer in a gruff manner

>>8634
Use star as a belt buckle and tell the chump below to get this car a movin'.

>>8634
Ask the ARMORED INDIVIDUAL what the quickest way to DECK 620B is, and answer the phone in a HARDBOILED MANNER.

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>>8655
Acquiring the NINJA STAR as a new BELT BUCKLE for when you PROCURE A PAIR OF PANTS, you tell the ARMORED INDIVIDUAL to get you all moving to DECK 620B. The DRIVER asks if you mean 628B and you tell him to zip it.

The ARMORED INDIVIDUAL reacts very CONSPICUOUSLY to these numbers, but says that they DO NOT WORK HERE, and thus DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO WORK STUFF.

>>8648
>>8670
In COINCIDENTAL POETIC JUSTICE, you gruffly ask who the hell you're speaking to.

The voice does not answer. Instead, it tells you that it will make this brief. It will give you ONE LAST CHANCE. If you ASCEND to THE HIGHEST POINT IN THE CITY, ALONE, he will TAKE YOU IN PEACEFULLY.

>>8699
Tell the voice that he can GO FUCK HIMSELF. You're not going back in that goddamn CELL.

>>8699
You've had enough of prisons for the last you don't even know. Hang up and get this shitshow on the road.

>>8699
YOU AIN'T GOIN' BACK TO THE SLAMMER. (That's what you call jail when you're pissed.)

Throw phone at incompetent armoured figure.

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>>8726
>>8741
You tell the VOICE to go FUCK HIMSELF.

There is a tired sigh on the other end. Then he hangs up.

You were expecting something a bit more INTERESTING, but okay.

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>>8743
You CHUCK THE PHONE at the ARMORED INDIVIDUAL for their INCOMPETENCE.

They deftly INTERCEPT it. Wow, they say, this is SO OLD!

>>8746
[JACK NOIR]Start walking. You'll get to floor what-the-fuck-ever on your own two damn feet.

[CAB DRIVER] Play a hearty traveling song on your phone.

>>8763
Back to the issue at hand, ask ARMORED INDIVIDUAL what the hell he's doing here if he's not working.

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>>8767
You start walking, across the rails, your COHORTS less willingly following your footsteps. The ARMORED BUFFOON follows you from the ground floor.

The DRIVER puts on an ANNOYING ADVENTURE SONG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFGY-PciwFU

>>8772
You ask the ARMORED BUFFOON what the hell he's doing around here if not WORKING, trying to drone out the NOISE.

They reply that that is CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, unfortunately. Then then are silent, walking along, before asking if before you said something about a DECK 628B.

>>8842
Alright this chum knows something.

"Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. Who's to know? What's it to him?"

>>8842
Inform him that you SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED DECK 620B. Your idiot DRIVER was the one who mistakenly blurted out the wrong deck number.

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>>8862
You tell the ARMORED IDIOT that perhaps, maybe, possibly, SOMEONE up here mentioned a DECK 628B. Why do THEY care?

The CAB DRIVER confirms that yes, he said something about a DECK 628B! He confirms this very loudly. You cover your face and wish for death.

The ARMORED DINGUS almost JUMPS FOR JOY. They excitedly call up to you that they are here to ASSIST YOU IN YOUR MISSION!

>>8899
This is getting skeevy. Tell armoured dingus to scout ahead and bap CD on the noggin. Take a sneaky look to see how Garry is doing, if he's falling behind we might have to cut the little dude loose.

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>>8928
You tell the DINGUS that's great, sure, and ask them to go SCOUT AHEAD.

They reply ecstatically that they will MEET YOU UP AHEAD, its only a FEW HANGARS DOWN and UP A FLOOR. They almost SKIP AWAY, which looks RIDICULOUS in ARMOR.

You bap the DRIVER on the noggin and tell him to QUIT IT. He looks confused but tells you sure boss he'll QUIT IT. Sneaking a look at GARRY, you are surprised to see the IMP keeping the pace, despite looking at his WOUND with a SORROWFUL GLANCE.

>>8964
Pick up the pace a little. It might only be a FEW HANGARS DOWN, but a call asking you to TURN YOURSELF IN probably means the cops aren't too far behind.

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>>8990
You and your COHORTS pick up the pace a little. The faster you find this SHIP, the faster you can throw off the MEDDLING FUZZ.

After SEVERAL HANGARS, you finally arrive at STATION 628A. Although the sight of STAIRS makes you all a little SICK after all that walking, you slowly ASCEND.

You are greeted by the ARMORED MORON, who seems to have brought a friend. The MORON introduces themself as SERGEANT ANGELA of the 1,984TH DIVISION, and her SILENT FRIEND is SERGEANT EEYELL.

The FRIEND breaks the SILENCE, saying simply that they thought you'd be a little TALLER.

Ignoring this, SERGEANT ANGELA tells you that they are here to ESCORT you to your SHIP.

>>9041

Tell THEM you'll OBLIGE as long as there will be TITS and/or FREE WEAPONS.

>>9041
Demand to know just who the hell these people work for. Are they with the cabby or the phone jerk? Someone else?

Menace them a bit.

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>>9067
You demand to know who these JOKERS serve, mentioning a PHONE JERK and your damnable CAB DRIVER, who waves hello.

Answering for her friend, ANGELA says she doesn't know of any PHONE JERK: their PHONE SIGNALS have been DEAD this far down in the HANGAR. In fact, they haven't had contact with ANYONE aside from a PIZZA GUY for the last two months! They were under strict orders to remain and wait for YOU.

She says she misses the PIZZA GUY, but apparently he got hit in the heat with a CAN OF BEANS.

They serve the MODERNAN GALACTIC INFANTRY, and are here on a MISSION to PROCURE THE SAFE DELIVERY OF A SPACESHIP.

>>9061
You say that you will OBLIGE them, but only if there will be WEAPONS and/or TITS.

ANGELA says that she doesn't know about any WEAPONS, and as for TITS.. she nudges EEYELL.

In a very flat voice, EEYELL responds yes. Yes of course there will be tits. She follows a laughing ANGELA, who punches in a code to the HANGAR SERVICE DOOR and beckons for you to FOLLOW.

You are now in HANGAR 628B, which is housing a SPACESHIP.

PRIMARY QUEST changed to: INSPECT SHIP
SECONDARY QUEST added: retrieve FREE WEAPONS and/or TITS

>>9127
Wait just outside the threshold of the hanger, tapping our foot. We're waiting for tits.

Tell Garry to go take a look at the ship, he works in the hanger he should know a thing or two.

>>9127

Look for the most AWESOMLY DEADLY THING on the SHIP. (inspecting ship)

>>9127

Tell CAB DRIVER to examine spaceship.

Wait for TITS and FREE WEAPONS.

>>9127
Ask why the hell a military organization sent soldiers to help you and not to shoot you on sight.

>>9184

Because we're the FRICKEN BEST.

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>>9152
>>9165
Tapping a foot, you order GARRY to go check out the ship. The DRIVER asks if he can go to, and you tell him you don't care, so he follows the TWO SERGEANTS.

You are now the CAB DRIVER.

As the ship comes into view, you gasp. Jumping up and down, you gasp that it's a bonafide STARCUTTER, EPSILON MODEL, of MODERNAN MAKE! GARRY looks at you in confusion, as does EEYELL, who says yes, that is exactly what it is.

She stays with the two of you, while ANGELA moseys off to the HANGAR'S sole TABLE and CHAIRS seemingly to retrieve OLD PIZZA.

She asks you why the OTHER GUY stayed behind and is GLARING. You both SHRUG. You gesture for JACK to follow, but he gives you the FINGER.

>>9184
You ask why the MILITARY is helping you out.

She SHRUGS her shoulders. A MISSION is a MISSION. They were told to assist anyone looking for the HANGAR, and to confirm they were to look for "the MONEY". She points at your BLING.

>>9217

SEEK OUT TITS.

INITIATE PSUEDO-ACTION SCENE

>>9217
Tell her your either getting some tits or the rest of that pizza.

>>9238

YOU are JACK. YOU WILL HAVE BOTH.

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>>9228
You peer at EEYELL, but only see plated armor. She looks at you in confusion while GARRY appraises the STARCUTTER.

JACK NOIR appears frustrated that the narrative has been JACKED from him, and stalks over to the TABLE. ANGELA offers him OLD PIZZA.

You suddenly remember you have something important to do!

PRIMARY QUEST changed to: FIND PLACE TO INSERT USB DRIVE

>>9238
JACK NOIR tells ANGELA that he is either getting some TITS or the REST OF THE PIZZA.

ANGELA says here, help yourself. To the pizza. She gives JACK a cheeky pat on the back.

>>9254
Insert USB drive into one of these slots.

Eat pizza.

>>9254
Eat pizza. Examine ship for interface.

>>9254
Look for the main controls of the STARCUTTER.

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>>9266
>>9271
Seeing nowhere on the EXTERIOR to insert your USB, you ask SERGEANT EEYELL if there is a MAIN INTERFACE on the ship you can ACCESS.

She replies yes, in the COMMAND CENTER. She asks you to hold on a moment, and RADIOS SOMEONE, telling them they have company and to open the EXTERIOR DOORS.

With a HISS, stairs extend down from the REAR, and another TROOPER appears. EEYELL introduces a SERGEANT TELLUM, who, after expressing surprise at seeing OTHER LIFEFORMS, tells you and GARRY that he will escort you to the COMMAND CENTER.

ANGELA watches with GENUINE FASCINATION as JACK NOIR tears into a WHOLE PIZZA like a rabid animal.

>>9318
[CD] Fiddle with the computer while asking annoying question about what certain buttons do or what these screens are for.

[GARRY] Engage stealth griping.

[JACK NOIR] Impress soldier dames with GLUTTENTECH LVL 72: MASTERCATION

>>9318
Walk up into the COMMAND CENTER, and ask TELLUM lots of good questions like where we're going, how much pizza they have left, and what their favorite flavor of ice cream is!

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>>9346
You follow the SERGEANTS into the SHIP, through numerous CLEAN CORRIDORS, until you reach the impressive COMMAND CENTER.

You immediately go HOG WILD,pressing EVERY BUTTON and asking for EVERY SCREEN'S PURPOSE while ignoring ANY ATTEMPT AT EXPLANATION.

TELLUM says that he is glad that most functions need to be turned on through MANUAL ACTIVATION of the MAIN POWER CORE, something you promptly IGNORE.

>>9379
You proceed to ask him valuable questions such as where we're going, how much pizza is left and what his favorite ice cream flavor is.

He says he has no idea where you're going, plenty of it and to take it all because he doesn't like it, and that he prefers SHERBERT but also DOUBLE FUDGE.

GARRY begins to UNSUBTLY whine about his INJURY, to which TELLUM asks about what happened, to which GARRY is happy to tell him in EXCRUCIATINGLY HEROIC DETAIL.

EEYELL sighs and takes off her HELMET with a loud HISS and whirr of MACHINERY. She says that if you have any further questions on the ship to take them up with TELLUM, and excuses herself OUTSIDE.

JACK NOIR continues to shovel down PIZZA. ANGELA asks incredulously if he is challenging her to a COMPETITIVE CHOWDOWN.

>>9403
If there was any pizza left for her we would. No wait, we'd take that too.

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>>9435
JACK tells ANGELA that there won't be any pizza left to CHOW ON, grabbing four more slices.

She says oh no, it's on now, before ripping off her HELMET and shoveling down several slices.

>>9470
BITCH.

Engage CHOWDOWN, ready knife.

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>>9481
JACK readies his knife, hand hovering above several more SLICES.

She readies her FORK, hand hovering over said SLICES.

You proceed to engage in the sickest CHOWDOWN the UNIVERSE has ever seen.

EEYELL stands by and watches in distaste as CRUST flies everywhere.

>>9501
[CD] Find the bathroom and relieve yourself. Designate one if there's is none withing quick glance distance.

[Garry]Throw some more bombast in the regaling.

>>9501
You should probably get to work soon. The voice on the phone is probably gonna drop by any minute, and you want to be out of here before then.

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>>9525
Wandering away from the CONTROL DECK, you walk down a CORRIDOR and try every door in search of a BATHROOM. You find several LIVING QUARTERS, a KITCHEN, a small MEDICAL STATION and a CLOSET among other things. This includes a BATHROOM.

You leave after usage without WASHING YOUR HANDS, because you are a CRIMINAL.

Just kidding you could never do that!

GARRY continues to spin the story GRANDIOSELY to the point where he was the one who punched a whole through the ROBOT. With his REGULAR FIST.

TELLUM is ASTOUNDED and claps excitedly!

>>9540
You ask the SERGEANT where you can plug in your USB. He says try the DATA PORTS over here, and says that you should activate the MAIN POWER CORE first. You ask him what a MAIN POWER CORE is and he says its the MAIN POWER CORE. You ask him again and he just goes to ACTIVATE IT.

The COMMAND CENTER lights up. TELLUM points to a number of SLOTS on an OFFBOARD MONITOR.

Insert USB?

>>9560
Do it.

>>9560
Ask Tellum if they can show [CD] how. This is his first time.

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>>9571
You plug the USB into the DATA PORT.

A program BOOTS UP, and a MESSAGE APPEARS.

It reads:

>Hello Mr. Driver.

>If you are reading this, the Warp Coordination Program I have placed in this device is currently being installed. Unfortunately you have one more step in this operation before you and Jack Noir can exit the District.

>As you read this, a small compartment should open. Within it is a signal relay device that must be deployed in order to gather the coordinates of your destination. There is however a catch. Due to high probability of the signal jamming, you must blah blah blah blah blah blah

Hey they were right, a compartment did open! You excitedly gather up the SIGNAL RELAY DEVICE, to which TELLUM says he had no idea that compartment existed.

You read the rest of the MESSAGE, and then tell GARRY to check this out. TELLUM checks it out too. You then all RUSH OUTSIDE to tell JACK the NEXT PART OF THE PLAN.

PRIMARY QUEST changed to: Ascend to the HIGHEST POINT IN THE CITY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A

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And that's a wrap folks! See you in the next round of JACKQUEST!

>>9638
Son of a biscuit.

So were gonna have an encounter with the brony formally known as Prince, eh?


>>9674
Thanks for thread Jacky.

>>9703
>formally known as

You wish!

also rip ;_;

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>>9711
He's not a prince anymore?

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>>9727
You'll have to wait and see!

>>9638
On the plus side, we made it very clear that we had no intention of ever going to the HIGHEST POINT IN THE CITY, so maybe they won't be expecting us to actually show up?

In any case, thanks for the thread, and goodnight.

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>>9732
Ah shit. Well you have a good night (morning, whatever).