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GROWFORM QUEST PART 2
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>>57359
You pick the the SHARP STICK but are a little confused on the COMBINATION you wish to perform.
>>57764
>>58738
Your newly summoned DARK HOMIE, JAEQUAN hits you up with 2 9MM BULLETS. Best he can do he says.
>>57871
You try not to waste too much time on this and carve JAEQUAN'S NAME into the TREES with an IMAGE on one of them.
>>56956
You cannot trade the LOOT as FRITZ has flown off with it across the LAKE, dropping the RING on his way across.
>>57442
>>58035
>>58426
The FISH MERCHANT is surprised to see another STINK-TORT so close to the one another and says that his WARES are unbelievable. He will present a PRICE for any available requested item, and trade you SHEKELS for any item you wish to sell to him.
Now what?
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How do I play?
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>>77356Write what you would like the green guy to do, I highly recommend reading the previous (and first) thread to get what's going on.
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>>77070
Order RITZ to go to FRITZ and ask what the fuck he thinks he's doing. That LOOT is ours. See how many SHEKELS we have,and get the RING.
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>>77425
You send RITZ after FRITZ with the order to RETRIEVE the NECKLACE, reducing your A (Allies) to 0 for now.
You currently have 0 SHEKELS and cannot retrieve the RING because you cannot swim!
Within the LAKE you spot many MERCHANT FISH as well as a CHEST, some JEWISH MAGIC, and a MYSTERIOUS SPIKE coming from the bottom of the LAKE. The previously mentioned ISLAND is visible now too.
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>>77070
Start digging to see if we can reach the underground.
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>>81924
You decide to try and see if you can dig down and find anything. You use your WEDGE STONE to dig until you hit the STONE LAYER, stopping your advancements.
You are eager to EXPLORE and FIND A MATE regardless of the LAKE, MOUNTAIN, and STONE LAYER based obstacles in your way.
Now what?
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>>83057
ask the MERCHANT FISH about the "other stink-tort",and see his stock,even if we can't buy anything.
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>>83894
He says there is another STINK-TORT on the ISLAND across the LAKE, and that his stock is DEMAND BASED as JEWISH MAGIC has rendered it ENDLESS, and that he'll BUY ANYTHING for the right price.
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>>84079
Fashion a shekel pouch from the rat corpse
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>>83057
Excavate all the dirt on your land and fill in the MERCHANT hole. Fuck those guys we don't need them. What matters is finding a mate.
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>>84193
You ponder whether or not you really want a RAT POUCH seeing as SHEKELS are held in your INVENTORY, and if you do, do you want to make one out of the TOTEM RAT SACRIFICE or the RAT'S WIFE'S SON on your RAT STICK.
>>84332
You ignore the MERCHANT FISH and LAKE altogether, they aren't worth whatever construction project would be needed to cross safely without endangering them, and you decide to fill in the LAKE using the ABUNDANCE OF DIRT available instead.
You will need a better TOOL or to use a lot of TIME to do so though. It appears JAEQUAN has been improving the TOTEM while you were gone.
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>>84488
I was thinking Shlomo might want a pouch but nevermind. I like the dirt idea,
Attach a rock to each hand and use them as digging tools.
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>>84488
Plant the last berry where the old flower was, and then ask Jaequan to go steal some shekels from the MERCHANT hole. Maybe you can purchase some info or allegiance from Shlomo before you bury him and/or his partners.
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>>84332
Wait. Dude. Our RING. ask Jaequan to get the ring for us first.
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OP still alive?
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>>86050Yes, moving a lot of dirt and things around
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>>84579
You stash all your STUFF in your INVENTORY and equip 2 STONES to get digging.
>>85069
You plant the BERRY near the BERRY PLANT in hopes of growing a new one, the BERRY PLANT grows 1 BERRY every DAY, each restores 3 H (Health)
JAEQUAN cannot steal from the JEWISH MAGIC protected CHEST, and you already have all the info you need from SHLOMO.
>>86001
JAEQUAN pulls out the BLOCK OF ICE the RING is in, it seems a MERCHANT FISH was attracted to it and was frozen inside.
You spend all day filling in the LAKE until it is shallow enough to cross.Black areas represent areas unexplored, torch was visible before implementation so it remains.
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>>86325
Knock the chest off the spike and examine the hole.
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>>86354
The CHEST and SPIKE are buried under the DIRT you used to fill in the LAKE. The CHEST is also below the point in the LAKE just narrow enough to cross, you are unable to access it right now.
The HOLE in the DIRT is where the BLOCK OF ICE was taken from.
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>>86489
You break the ICE BLOCK into 2, pick up the half containing the RING and put the MERCHANT FISH half back in the LAKE.
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>>86645
While you wait for Shlomo 2 to thaw, wade across the water to see what's on the island. Or use the GROW point we should have to develop muscular legs to swim with.
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>>86645
We need to cut down the forest with our wedge stone to make tools and a bonfire
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>>86645
Ask Dark homie for the secret of DankStank
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>>87049
You do not have a G (Grow Point), they are gained at MIDNIGHT and that was when you used your first one to break out of your SHELL and stand upright.
You wade across the LAKE to the ISLAND. You meet RILEY RINKUS, the FEMALE STINK-TORT, and a WEIRD SUNFLOWER trying to hold it's BREATH, probably because of the SMELL.
>>87371
As NIGHT falls you realize you could be making a BONFIRE to thaw out your RING or be making more advanced TOOLS with WOOD.
>>87583
Your only current DARK HOMIE, JAEQUAN cannot grant S (Smell) and wishes to improve the TOTEM.
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>>87949
Ask RILEY RINKUS and the WEIRD SUNFLOWER what's up. Get wood and make a bonfire,possibly inviting her to MATE.
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>>87949
Talk to the flower and Riley. Look out left for Fritz and Ritz.
Go altar the totem so that it resembles a better looking waifu, then talk to Jaequan about activating it.
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>>88327
RILEY says she has been trapped on this ISLAND because she cannot swim, and the SUNFLOWER doesn't have VOCAL CHORDS.
You have JAEQUAN bring some WOOD down and you start a FIRE.
You two MATE for the sake of your INTER-SUB-SPECIES and produce a STINK EGG. The STINK EGG will hatch in 2 DAYS, marked on your CLOCK.
>>89089
You look LEFT to find a STONE WALL and no signs of the BIRDS, they flew far and fast. The totem has already been activated, you already have plans to redecorate the TOTEM with SERENITY, THE FISHROOM PIN-UP MODEL once it is 3 LAYERS tall.
It is MIDNIGHT and you have gained 1 G (Grow Point) to improve your CHARACTER with.
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>>91456
Put the ring and Shlomo 2 by the fire to let them thaw out and begin cutting down trees for totem parts.
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>>91632
Or cut down trees to build a ladder/platform to get over the wall.
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>>91456
Use your G to acquire bigger fists. Proceed to punch down trees.
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>>91632
>>91642
>>91846
You place the RING ICE BLOCK and MERCHANT ICE BLOCK next to the FIRE to thaw. You spend your G (Grow Point) on larger ARMS and get to work on the TREES with JAEQUAN's help.
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>>92090
Walk over to the other stink turtgobbo m8 then walk back and rip trees out of the ground
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once you're done with that tree, craft a wooden shovel and get digging for that chest.
is crafting totems for yourself a faux pas? because that would be a useful thing for Jay to do.
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>>92123
RILEY can only MATE again once the EGG has HATCHED.
>>92158
You take the TREE down and use a part of it in your "SHOVEL" but you cannot DIG for that CHEST just yet because of the water directly above it.
JAEQUAN uses the STUMP of the TREE for the TOTEM.
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>>94398
Use the wood to construct a ladder then use it to scale the rock wall to the left.
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>>94398
erect TOTEM, decorate it with PEBBLES and BULLETS.
drink the WATER above the CHEST.
proceed to URINATE PROFUSELY on SHLOMO 2 to thaw him out, and also because it is EVIL and HILARIOUS.
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>>94398
If Miley can't have another egg won't stop us from trying
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>>94398
How come we never got any evil points for filling in the lake?
Killing all of those merchant fish is pretty evil.
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>>94519
You cut down a small TREE and carve INDENTS into it so it will function as a LADDER.
You lay it across the LAKE and strategically place your WEDGE into the WALL to enable climbing it.
>>94702
>>96155
You decorate the TOTEM with PEBBLES and your 9MM BULLETS. JAEQUAN places the remaining LOG on the TOTEM and begins to fuse it to the TOTEM BASE. Another DARK HOMIE slowly appears.
You drink as much LAKE WATER as you can and RELEASE onto SCHLOMO 2, thawing him completely, apparently such actions toward MERCHANT FISH are not EVIL. The MERCHANTS in the LAKE fled through the JEWISH MAGIC PORTAL that resided above the CHEST.
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>>96193
Explore onto the next island
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>>96193
Ok, I guess mass genocide of jew-I mean merchant fish isn't really evil.
If Scholomo 2 is still alive put him in the water and either question him or make him our ally through force.
If he isn't alive or won't help us, cook him, eat him and share a bit with Ritz since he will only stay for food.
Oh and give some to our m8 too.
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>>96324
SCHOLOMO 2 is still ALIVE, so you put him back in the "LAKE." RITZ hasn't returned from chasing FRITZ.
>>96231
Over the STONE WALL, you encounter a hostile SHROOM who seems to be DISGUSTED by you, and is ready to FIGHT.
Roll 2d5 for CONFLICT OPTIONS and ALTERNATIVES.
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Rolled 4, 13 = 17 (2d25)
>>96782
Eat him to gain more stink powers
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Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d5)
>>96782
Try to waft your stench over to make it gag/puke
If successful, combo with a rock to face maneuver.
If defeated, loot and eat corpse.Never used roll before, so I hope I did this right.
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Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d5)
>>96817
>>96948
You BITE him in the HEAD CAP for 5 H and bash him on the back of his HEAD CAP for 5 H more, leaving him with 10 out of 20 H. He hits you with a SPORE SPRAY in the FACE.
Rolling for SPORE SPRAY DAMAGE.
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Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d5)
>>96993
Slice his cap off and put it on your head for extra defense and stink.
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Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d5)
>>97072
Seconding this.
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>>97072
>>98314
You lost 6 H (Health) to the SPRAY. You finish him with a SPEAR (SHOVEL?) to the CHEST and equip his CAP once you've removed it from his BODY.
The grotesque sequence earns you 1 E (Evil), D (Defense) and S (Smell).
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>>98790
Consume enough of the stalk to refill your health, remove the spear, and descend the steps.
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>>98790
get QM to stop JEWING us out of a G (Growth Point).
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>>99054
G (Growth Point) are earned at MIDNIGHT.
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>>99835
oh, damn.
I guess kick the corpse down the stairs or something, I dunno.
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>>98790
Whatever we don't consume of the body throw in the make to the right and leave it to fester.
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>>102444
I support this. We should throw all bodies not suitable for SACRIFICE BY IMMOLATION to rot in that pool of water and bathe in it,to increase our STINK points.
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>>103559
actually, that logic is very sound. you have my suppoooOOOOH SHIT WE LEFT THE RING WITH THE JEW
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>>98810
>>102444
>>103559
You've taken a few bites out of the STALK, it is chewy and doesn't grant H (Health). You pick up your SPEAR and toss the BODY into the LAKE.
You advance towards the STEPS to find a SHROOM GUARD that you doubt you could beat to death in a similar fashion right now.
>>105656
You put the MERCHANT FISH back in the "LAKE" after you PISSED on him to thaw him out, the RING is at the FIRE.
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>>106588
equip ring. check the fish's wares.
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>>107276
He'll probably attack us,though. The first one fucked us up because he seemed disgusted. We should just ask our homie and the sunflower,and possibly wait for the egg to hatch. I think that it would be a good time to see if we can craft some CLIMBING GEAR and try to see what's in that mountain.
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I'll see you niggas in the next thread
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