Bob's pizza quest

>>74078
go to a phone

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>>74134
You're amazed that you still have a land line phone
4, 5, 6 decides

>>74151
Call your mother and tell her you love her very much.

>>74186
This

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>>74186
>>74194
She seems confused and worried

>>74203
Go out of the house

>>74203
Tell her you've always loved her tits

>>74203
Hang up without a word and leave.

>>74203
call pizza shop. tell him you'll trade him 2 chickens and a goat for a pizza

>>74203
Ask her to order you a pizza because you can't afford food this week.

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>>74304
She asks you what you spent all your money on.

4, 5, 6 decides what we reply

>>74329
High risk wall street actions

>>74329
high quality sex dolls modeled after children

>>74329
Tell her you spent it on porn sites, but they were all scams

>>74329
The breast implants for your pet duck snickers

>>74329
You gave it all to a Nigerian Prince, who's going to pay you back at some point along with his entire fortune.

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>>74376
She says that if you wanted pizza, you should have been more careful with your money.

4, 5, 6 decides

>>74403
Suck own dick for sustenance

>>74403
Call your old friend Frank Bologna and ask him if he wants to go grab a pizza with you

>>74409
rolling

>>74403
open that door, ready to strike down any eventual foes waiting behind it

>>74403
Make money on internet from making shitty youtube videos

>>74403
order pizza, offer BJ instead of money to pay for it

>>74417
Roll

>>74403
decide to celebrate your new life without money by spraying graffiti all over your apartment

>>74455
winrar

>>74455
Thanks, buddy

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>>74455
He asks why you're just now calling him for the first time in six years

4, 5, 6 decides

>>74488
"Nothing better to fire up an old friendship than a pizza. What do you say, buddy?"

>>74488
Tell him that: Your mother died, you are homeless, and you are about to suicide, but you want your last meal to be pizza, but you unfortunately don´t have money for it.

Say its your birthday and ask for a pizza gift

>>74488
Tell him you're sorry you ever had that experience with him all those years ago but you know now that you do not roll that way and have since found a girlfriend and you want to clear things up with him over a little bit of pizza.

>>74526
Fuck, dude. That's smooth, really smooth.

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"I don't know, it's just... I don't know if I can look you in the face ever again"

4, 5, 6 decides

>>74556
Tell him: I will wear a paper bag so you dont see my face

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>>74576
Long story short: They thought you were robbing the pizza store. You are now hiding from the police.

4, 5, 6 decides

>>74597
Since they already think you're a criminal you might as well try to rob a pedestrian. Go for an old lady or man, and use force. Maybe try to kick their legs so they fall over

>>74597
Purposely get caught for some jail pizza

>>74597
Yell fuck the police when they get closer.

>>74597
Yell "AM I BEING DETAINED? I KNOW MY RIGHTS!" over and over again.

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>>74614
>>74615
You jump and shout at the police. He tells you to lie down with your arms behind your back.

4, 5, 6 decides

>>74645
You recognize the police to be your friend from junior high. You take off the bag and say "Hey, it's me! Your old friend!"

>>74645
Claim that you're "transethnically black" and that if the cop shoots him that he'll cause another Ferguson.

>>74645
Tell him it was just a prank.

>>74645
Cry and fall in his knees. And pretend you are upset and then punch his dick and run away

>>74645
this >>74661 IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

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>>74685
You shout one last time until he tazes you.

4, 5, 6 decides

>>74711
Call your mom from prison and ask if she'll reconsider buying you that pizza from earlier.

>>74711
"Don't fuckin' taze me bro!"

>>74711
Meme on him

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>>74734
You groan out a meme in an attempt to defend yourself.

4, 5, 6 decides

>>74755
Shit your pants. That'll scare him off for sure

>>74755
the taser was actually backwards so now bob is tasing the cop

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>>74806
What a stroke of luck! The cop is now dazed and you have a chance to escape.

4, 5, 6 decides

>>74835
Feel guilty and turn yourself in at the nearest police station.

>>74835
Pull down his pants and start sucking his dick.

>>74835
Get up and tap dance away

>>74835
explode

>>74888
rollin' lets get sum action

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>>74904
You explode, completely obliterating yourself and the cop. You are now a ghost.

4, 5, 6 decides

>>74922
Ascend to the afterlife.

>>74922
haunt the pizza place

>>74933
Re-rolling for this.

>>74922
Go back and haunt your friend Frank

>>74922
ghost rape your mom

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>>74964
She feels nothing except a cold shudder down her spine. Apparently she hasn't heard about your passing.

4, 5, 6 decides

>>74998
Posses her tits
that means make em big

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>>75014
Looks like your childhood fantasy is finally coming true!

4, 5, 6 decides

>>75059
Write fukin nice on the wall in blood

>>75059
possess mother. make her go shopping. run every red light and stop sign on the way there.

>>75059
possess the door. make it slam repeatedly until it breaks.

OP here, gotta go eat and shit.
Will be back with another thread later

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