Pitbull Quest

>>494933
Lick my balls.

>>494991
>>494933
Bark at balls for smelling like balls

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You decide to lick your rubber balls that you occasionally play with, smelling terrible from weeks without being cleaned you bark at them, for smelling like balls.
Now what?
>A. Bark. Thats it, just bark.
>B. Claw at the door and try to go inside your owner's home.
>C. Examine your surroundings
>D. Examine yourself
>E. Roll around in the dirt
>F. Write In

>>495055
Lick our scrotum to check if we've been fixed or not.

>>495055
Examine yourself
>>495082
Specially your scrotum

>>495055
>Kill a trespassing nigger

>>495172
Examine the insides of the trespassing nigger?

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>>495082
>>495085
Examining yourself, you realize that you've been fixed... by your nigger of an owner Tyrone K. Barabosa. Angry, you start clawing at the door, but unfortunately, your owner is too busy smoking crack to let you in.
What should you do?
>A. Bark until he opens the door
>B. Claw at the door... keep on doin' it
>C. Headbutt the door spastically
>D. Examine your surroundings
>E. Roll around in the dirt
>F. Write In

>>495261
>Fullmoon is on the sky
>>and he's not a man anymore
>Sees the change in him but can't
>(run away run away, run away)

Actually, we could try running away.

>>495261
Pee on the door.

>>495261
Headbutt the door. When the owner finally lets us in, we eat his crack

>>495391
Consume that sheet

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>>495391
>>495448
You headbutt the door repeatedly, feeling especially retarded at this moment. Roughly an eternity later, although... that's in dog years, your owner opens the door. Seeing the white substance sitting on his couch, you cant resist but to eat it all. Now... things are feeling weird. You have the strange urge to rip apart your owner, an even stronger urge to search for some children to mall, and... the odd urge to sit down and watch some Kevin Hart with your owner until the high dies down.
Whatcha gunna do dawg?
>A. Chill with your owner and watch some Kevin Hart, he's too high to mind that you ate the rest of his crack
>B. Maul your owner
>C. Casually leave out the front door because, your junkie owner left it slightly open.
>D. Write In

>>495764
C: Bail the fuck out

>>495764
b

Kill owner and become man of house. Take his balls to replace your own.

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>>495953
>>495974
Cranked up on crack, you maul your owner and brutally rip apart his body, since you're only a dog, and not some sort of surgeon, you eat his balls and hope that your own will grow back because of it.
You da man of da house dawg, now what?
>A. Explore the house, look for food and shiieeet
>B. Leave the house, you got bloodlust now dawg.
>C. Watch the Kevin Hart special alone, it'll be even funnier without Tyrone constantly laughing over it.

By the way dawgs, from this point on, i'll be rollin on our decisions.
To add some variety, know what I'm sayin?

>>495999
Eat everything in the house, including Kevin Hart

>>496020
Seconded

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>496020
>>496028
Rollin' to see our luck... heres how its gonna go down dawgs.
>1-5: Stomach ache, we hurtin now
>6-10: Damn he full, fatass
>11-15: Did that dawg just eat some more crack? Shiiiiieeeet
>15-20: Oh damn dawg he just slipped into Tyrone's old steroids. He a big muthafucka now.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>496052

>>496071
We is rippeder now

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Deciding to consume everything in the house, you eagerly empty out the low cabinets and fridge, becoming full and happy.
That is until your retarded ass eats a Kevin Hart Dvd, that shits hurting your stomach now.
>Ooooh shit dog, you got stats now!
Stats:
Name: Dawg
Hp: 15/20
Attack: 10
Defense: 10
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Whatcha gonna do muh four-legged brotha?
>A. Explore the house, look for more shiiiiet to use
>B. Leave the house, stomach ache got you pissed dawg.
>C. Watch some BET, you loved to watch that shit with Tyrone.

>>496075
A: Find the steroids. We can't inflict pain without gains.

>>496075
leave house and maul niglets

>A. Explore the house, look for more shiiiiet to use
Roids + crack + crackhead's blood
Which city are we in?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>496131
>>496080
Hard to tell, you're a dog and all. Tyrone used to say "West coast representin!" alot though.
Rollin' to see what we get.
>1-5: Nothing you a stupid dawg.
>6-10: Steroids, mad gains bro
>11-15: More crack, and steroids, shiiieeeet
>16-20: Cool ass sunglasses, and everything from 11-15

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>496141
Rolling 6-15

>>496150
Who'sh a big boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Enk_Xhc7Q

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>>496141
Eating creatine, steroids, and viagra really beefs you up, you a big motherfucker now. Damn... actually, you're fuckin' scary dawg.
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>Stats
Name: Dawg
Hp: 25/25
Attack: 15
Defense: 15
Stat effects: Horny
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You one ripped, scary lookin' motherfucker, now what?
>A. Leave the house, time to show off those gains and get some bitches
>B. Watch some BET, hump the couch, get it all out dawg.
>C. Piss on Tyrone's mangled corpse
>D. Write In

>>496170
Piss on Tyrone's emasculated body, then leave in search for bitches

>C. Piss on Tyrone's mangled corpse
>B. Watch some BET, hump the couch, get it all out dawg.

Rolled 22 (1d25)

>>496193
>>496205
Know what, he a big dog now, he can get all this shit done.
Rollin' to see what we find outside.
>1-5: Animal Control Shiiiieeeet
>6-10: Another fuckin' dawg on your turf
>11-15: Small Children, this gon' be fun
>16-25: A bitch, shit's gonna be fun now dawg.

>>496214
Well, "fixing" usually doesn't include a penectomy, so we good

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You decide that since you're top dawg, that you're going to piss wherever the hell you want. This time, its on the corpse of your former owner, Tyrone Kangs Barabosa. After thats over with, you get some of that horniness out of your system by making passionate love to the couch. Now you smell like piss and cum, bitches love piss and cum. So it ain't a surprise that one minute after you walk outside your house, a horny bitch in heat walks up to you. She follows you home, and now shes at yo pad.
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>Stats
Name: Dawg
Hp: 25/25
Attack: 15
Defense: 15
Stat effects: Horny
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Whatcha gonna do now, playa?
>A. Fuck your bitch, but kick her out afterwords, you ain't raisin' no kids.
>B. Fuck your bitch and keep her with you, we iz packs and shit, know what I'm sayin?
>C. Kill the bitch, she probably got dog aids.

>>496220
Oh by the way, you actually ain't fixed, you just couldn't see your own balls. Short neck and all that.

>A. Fuck your bitch, but kick her out afterwords, you ain't raisin' no kids.
No needless animal murder. Unless you don't like their snout.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>496237
We is the captain now. We starts a pack of our own. Let her stay and we go hunt some kids for her dinner.
>>496248
I challenge you. Roll 1d20, highest wins.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>496261
>>496248
Nah dawg, I'm the roller round here.
>1-10= Kick the bitch out
>11-20= We a pack now

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>496267

>>496272
Fugg

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You fucked your bitch so hard, she full of puppies, they're gonna be out in 2 turns. Weird bitch reproduces fast.
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Stats:
Name: Dawg
Hp: 25/25
Attack: 15
Defense: 15
Perks: Alpha, things naturally fear you.
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You're gonna be a father soon, now what?
>A. Go out, we hunting for 8 now
>B. Fuck this shit, killing the bitch
>C. Watch some BET with your bitch, might make her like you more or some shit.
>D. Write In

>>496267
Ng, don't forget to bury tha fucker Tyrone in the backyard. A nice, deep hole.

If we a pack, don't wanna get sickly fucks. Tyrone's partner is now maggots.

>>496283
A. We hunting for 8 but we swole as 16. Also the puppers will help us hunt later. They are our genes, and good genes.

>>496286
Nigga, Tyrone is the pantry now

Sorry Dawgs, I gotta sleep, fuck bitches, and do other assorted bullshit.
See ya'll tomorrow night... around 6:00 East Coast U.S. Time.

>>496317
Protect your nuggets, Alpha niglord. Sleep tight in that body bag.

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Yo I'm back, we still haven't came to a decision on what to do, so I'll just repost this shit.
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You fucked your bitch so hard, she full of puppies, they're gonna be out in 2 turns. Weird bitch reproduces fast.
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Stats:
Name: Dawg
Hp: 25/25
Attack: 15
Defense: 15
Perks: Alpha, things naturally fear you.
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You're gonna be a father soon, now what?
>A. Go out, we hunting for 8 now
>B. Fuck this shit, killing the bitch
>C. Watch some BET with your bitch, might make her like you more or some shit.
>D. Write In
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Aight, for those of you just joining. We're a pitbull who just mauled his owner, brought a bitch back to the house, and got her pregnant. We're gonna be a father in two turns, so we gotta get our shit together, or bail.

>>499026
>A. Go out, we hunting for 8 now

Let's bring back some (human) kids for our kids.

>>499026
>>499062
This. Let's bring our bitch some tender and easy to digest kids so our puppers grow fast and strong.

>>499085
Also, let's find another bitch. If we gonna start our dynasty, it better be as genetically varied as possible. Our first bitch will understand; if her puppers fuck with the new bitch's puppers, the grandpuppers will have a smaller chance of having extra chromosomes than if they fucked each other.

>>499026
do >>499126

kidnap some other dogs puppers and raise them as your own

>>499195
Our genes must reign supreme. The only dog puppers we will kidnap will be bitches.

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>>499062
>>499085
>>499126
>>499192
>>499195
>>499208
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Being the top dawg you are, you leave the house and tell your bitch to wait, and she does, like a good girl. As you walk around, intimidating all the pussies around you, pussies being the local stray cats, of course. You find exactly what you're looking for, a Small African American Human child, walking a... Chihuahua. Its a bitch though, so you could still fuck it and add it to your harem of bitches, I mean, Latinas are pretty cool, rite?
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What should you do dawg?
>A. Maul the kid, leave the bitch there
>B. Maul the kid, impress the bitch and bring her with you
>C. Scare off the kid and seduce the bitch with yo alphaness.
>D. Scare off the kid, scare off the bitch too
>E. Fuck all of this shit, I'm out
>F. Continue looking around the streets of... Wherever you are, probably Compton or some shit. Has to be west coast.
>H. Write In

>>499253
>A. Maul the kid, leave the bitch there
She too scrawny to get any of this alpha.
Bitches gotta be strong enough to protect their kids

>>499253
b lets do this shit

>>499253
>B. Maul the kid, impress the bitch and bring her with you

>>499262
>>499269
Aight, an encounter, heres how this is going to work. I'm going to list the stats, and two of you guys roll 1d10 to see how bad we fuck em up. If he overwhelms us, we're fucked.
>Lil' Chimp: Stats
Hp: 20/20
Attack: 5
Defense: 10
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>Dawg: Stats
Hp: 25/25
Attack: 15
Defense: 15
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Since we gotta kill this bitch in 1 turn, you guys gotta get 5 or more, or the lil' chimp runs away and gets his parents or some shit.

>>499253
>>C. Scare off the kid and seduce the bitch with yo alphaness.

Hiding the murder of this kid isn't going to be as easy as hiding the murder of Tyrone

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>499282
fuck him up doge

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>499282
Woof!

>>499282
Lemme explain, so. Kid got 10 Defense, we got 15 Attack. So, we got 5 bonus right off the bat. So now the kids at 15, you guys gotta get a combined total of 15, or some shit happens.
Because you know, hood math, taught to us by our egyptian kang ancestors.

>>499282
>if he overwhelms is, were fucked
What kind of child is this?

>>499293
Chimps can be dangerous when cornered.
He could be carrying rabies or some shit.

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>>499290
>>499287
Oh shit son, you really fucked em up! He barely put up a fight and tried running away, before you pounced on his back and started clawing at him. The bitch is just watching and getting wet in the corner.
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>Lil' Chimp:
Hp: 2/20
Attack: 5
Defense: 10
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Aight, this kids fucked. So, do you still wanna kill him, or do you want to give him mercy or some shit?
Bitch is coming with you either way.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>A. Kill em, drag the body home
>B. Rip off a limb, take it home, lil' chimp dont need to die.
>C. Just take the bitch and leave, Lil' chimp aint ever coming back on yo turf anymore.

>>499298
>A. Kill em, drag the body home
Puppers need food.

>>499282
how do i roll 1d10 is it like normal rolling?

>>499298
>A
You don't gain anything by leaving it alive

>>499317
Yeah, you do "dice+1d10" without the quotes. Feel free to pick an action though, fights already over, Chimp's down.

>>499298
c we dont need im

>>499322
ok thx

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>>499318
>>499301
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You kill the Lil' Chimp because he reminds you of Tyrone, tastes kinda similar too, like coconut butter and fried chicken. You drag him home, and bring the chihuahua bitch with you, you haven't fucked her yet, and she's just kinda chilling with yo pregnant bitch near Tyrone's rotting corpse.
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>Stats: Top Dawg
Hp: 25/25
Attack: 15
Defense: 15
Gonna be a father in one turn.
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What now dawg?
>A. Fuck that chihuahua bitch, we're gonna be makin' little puppers.
>B. Chill with yo bitches, they'll like you more for it.
>C. Bury Tyrone's corpse outside, and drag Lil' Chimp's into the fridge, house smells worse than a skunk's asshole.
>D. Try and lick yo balls, you've been workin' hard, you deserve this.
>E. Write In

>>499331
>C. Bury Tyrone's corpse outside, and drag Lil' Chimp's into the fridge, house smells worse than a skunk's asshole.
>D. Try and lick yo balls, you've been workin' hard, you deserve this.

>>499331
do >>499339

>>499331
>B. Chill with yo bitches, they'll like you more for it.

Shiet. Turn on the tv and watch some BET with the bitches.

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>>499339
>>499342
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You drag the half-bone, half rotting flesh corpse of Tyrone outside, turns out your bitches been eating alot to stay Thicc. You bury him next to your favorite bone collection, before dragging Lil' Chimp from the living room into the fridge. Afterwards, you try to lick yo balls and fail, and yo bitches help you. Theys some good bitches. Half-way through to your dogasm, your first bitch falls onto the floor and starts convulsing. Oh shit, she's having puppies!
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The fuck you gonna do Dawg?
>A. Help her deliver em' bitch will like you more
(Bitch likes you more)
>B. Have the tiny bitch do it, she's smaller, probably better at it than your huge ass.
(+1 to puppers born)

>>499352
b we need them stats

>>499352
>B. Have the tiny bitch do it, she's smaller, probably better at it than your huge ass.
Dawg we don't know shit about puppers. Let the bitches hand that shit.

>>499352
>B. Have the tiny bitch do it, she's smaller, probably better at it than your huge ass.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>499356
>>499359
>>499361
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Rolling to see how many puppers are born.
Theres gonna be alot of dawgs now so, I'm gonna turn this into more of a civ/pack type of quest with encounters.
Main character and pack leader is still Dawg though.

>>499366
damn that bitch be fertile

>>499368
True dat

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Holy shit, yo bitch just keeps on making puppers, one after another they slide on yo Latina chihuahua bitch and get her soaked, your a father now, fuck that actually, your a motherfucking pack leader now Dawg.
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Pack Stats:
Population: 1 Alpha, 2 Bitches, 13 Puppers (Turn into Dawgs and Bitches in 2 turns)
Food: 5 Turns worth.
Tech: None, yo fuckin' dawgs
Territories: Tyrone's apartment
Weapons: Your fuckin' pitbulls, know what I'm sayin?
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Ay pack leader, whatcha gonna do?
>A. Go hunting with the puppers, get some food and make em stronger Dawgs.
>B. Watch some movie about some bitch teaching chimps how to read on BET, you might learn somethin'.
>C. Go out and start pissing on things, your gonna need more land for your pack Dawg.

>>499387
>B. Watch some movie about some bitch teaching chimps how to read on BET, you might learn somethin'.

Forgot,
>D. Fuck a bitch (Specify which one)
>E. Write In

>>499387
>D. Fuck a bitch (Specify which one)
fuck dat fertile bitch.
then A. Go hunting with the puppers, get some food and make em stronger Dawgs.

Aight, we're a pack now. And I'm packin up for the night, you Dawgs come up with our next action by 6:00 P.m. Eastern Standard Time. And we'll pick up from there. Goodnight, dawgs.

E. Is there any chance for somebody to enter our territory? Tyrone's family, dealer, renter?
Might want to prep some things up to welcome them.

D

E. Realize since you fixed you can't have no puppies so they not yours, kill the bitches and send them puppies out on they own

>>500599
>>496245
>Oh by the way, you actually ain't fixed, you just couldn't see your own balls. Short neck and all that.
Word of god, anon

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>>500606
I hate you so much.

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>>500545
>>499395
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You fuck yo fertile bitch again, she full of puppies now, meanwhile, your little puppers were gettin bigger, they're almost Dawgs and bitches now.
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Pack Stats:
Population: 1 Alpha, 2 Bitches, 13 Puppers
Food: 4 Turns worth.
Tech: None yet Dawgs, try learnin something dumbasses.
Territories: Tyrone's apartment
Weapons: Your fuckin' pitbulls, pointy teeth, claws, all that shit know what I mean?
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>Events:
Yo gettin' more puppies in 2 turns
Your lil' puppers gonna be Dawgs soon, makes yo ass feel proud and shit.
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What now Dawg?
>A. Go hunting with the puppers, get some food and make em stronger Dawgs.
>B. Watch some movie about some bitch teaching chimps how to read on BET, you might learn somethin'.
>C. Go out and start pissing on things, your gonna need more land for your pack Dawg.
>D. Fuck a bitch (Specify Which One)
>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
>F. Write In

>>501510
>C. Go out and start pissing on things, your gonna need more land for your pack Dawg.

Fuck up anyone/dog we encounter.

>>501510
>C. Go out and start pissing on things, your gonna need more land for your pack Dawg.
we need to get our puppers their own place soon you know? They can't stay home forever. Give them a piece of our land to rule over and protect.

Rolled 7, 14 = 21 (2d20)

>>501527
>>501540
Rolling to see what happens while we piss.
and what we get.
>1-5: Animal Control Encounter, Dumpster Outside Tyrone's Apartment Complex
>6-10:Big Chimp Encounter, Abandoned Apartment
>11-15: Dog Encounter, Two Apartments
>16-20: Lil' Chimp Encounter, The Entire Apartment Complex

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Turns out there was a police raid on Tyrone's neighbor's apartments, so they were completely empty when yo ass decided to walk in and piss everywhere. Now you own three apartments, enough for 30 dawgs and bitches to live in. While you were pissin' the father of the lil' chimp you killed earlier came by, turns out he was planning on looting the apartment, when he saw you wearing his son's Jordan 11s. While he didn't care about his son, he's really pissed that you made his welfare payment smaller, and he plans on attacking you!
>Bix nood muthafucka, lil' chimp was a good boi he dindu nuthin you fuckin' racist ass mutt.
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Shit dawg, now what?
>Attack the big chimp
>Run the fuck away
>Howl and get yo lil' dawgs to back you up

>>501597
>Attack the big chimp
Fuck that bitch up. We ain't taking shit from no one.

>>501597
>Howl and get yo lil' dawgs to back you up
they need to learn to hunt

>>501597
Yeah lets howl for our puppers

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>>501614
>>501639
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You ain't takin no shit from a chimp, but yo aint stupid either, You howl for yo pups, 6 of em come, the rest must be pussies or bitches. On the upside, yo howl scared the Big Chimp shitless, so his attack is lowered.
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>Big Chimp
Hp: 30/30
Attack: 15 (-10 from being scared shitless)
Defense: 25
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>Dawg and his puppers
Hp: 25/25
Attack: 21 (+1 per pupper)
Defense: 15
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Aight guys, two of you roll a d10 and i'll post the results of round one of HOOD FIGHTING: THE DAWG VS BIG CHIMP.

>>501597
> dog pile
W-We're wearing shoes?

>>501673
Ye, your lookin' pretty fresh. Your actually wearing one bloody shoe on your front paw, got stuck there during your fight with lil' chimp.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>501668

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>501668
We got hungry mouths to feed

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>>501683
>>501686
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Your defense is pretty good, especially from weak ass chimp punches, you take em like a champ and one of your puppers bites Big Chimp behind the leg, causing him to bleed. Unfortunately, now he's scared to the point where he's fighting for his life... and his ass is pulling out a knife.
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>Big Chimp
Hp: 22/30 (Bleeding, -2 HP per turn)
Attack: 25
Defense: 25
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>Dawg and his puppers
Hp: 25/25
Attack: 21 (+1 per pupper)
Defense: 15
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Round 2 muthafuckas, roll them d10s

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>501704
oh that pupper is getting a name!
Bitey or some shit

>>501723
biteney spears

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>>501723
We should call it Sprinkles!

...friendly reminder, someone needs to roll a second die, street rules know what I'm sayin?

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>501704

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>>501766
>>501723
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You block for your puppers, it hurts, but seeing the Chimp's pain makes it all worth it. You're determined on finishing this soon... because you won't live otherwise.
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>Big Chimp
Hp: 10/30
Attack: 25
Defense: 25
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>Dawg and his puppers
Hp: 15/25
Attack: 21
Defense: 15
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Round 3 guys, roll them d10's pray Dawg makes it through this.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>501785

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>501785

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>501785

kill jester

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d12 + 2)

>>501811
>jester is kill
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>>501809
>>501807
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You make your final attack, howling to the heavens, one more pupper joins you, he was straggling behind cover. With your combined forces, you brutally rip apart Big Chimp.
>You muthafuckin' white... devils...
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Now that your home, the puppers are out, and your other puppers are full blown dawgs now, rolling to see how many puppers were born, how many puppers grew into dawgs, and how many grew into bitches.

>>501830
that better be one huge ass motherfucker that was just born.

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Your home now, you got a fresh corpse in the fridge, and some more dawgs, you ain't doing much at the moment, and your children are roaming about your three apartment domain.
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Pop: 1 Alpha, 8 Bitches, 6 Dawgs, 1 Pupper
Food: 6 Turns worth.
Tech: None yet Dawgs, try learnin something dumbasses.
Territory: 16/30 Filled, if this shit overfills, bad things happen homie.
Weapons: Your fuckin' pitbulls, pointy teeth, claws, all that shit know what I mean?
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>Events:
Lil' puppers getting alot of attention, he's gonna be a big dawg like you in 2 turns.
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Yo, we just slayed a chimp, now what?
>A. Go hunting with the dawgs
>B. Watch some movie about some bitch teaching chimps how to read on BET, you might learn somethin'.
>C. Go out and start pissing on things, your gonna need more land for your pack Dawg.
>D. Dawg Orgy, get these bitches pregnant
>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
>F. Write In

>>501861
>D. Dawg Orgy, get these bitches pregnant
>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
Man we earned this shit after taking down that big fucker.

>>501861
Go around down and stuff. See if there's any lake or something.

>>501873
Pick one dawg, gonna be honest with you... these bitches will make like... 84 puppies, might wanna get some more land before the big... event, know what I'm sayin?

>>501861
>>A. Go hunting with the dawgs

We need more food for the pack

>>501883
alright then
>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
just chill brah

Aight wrappin up for the night, get yo votes in for tomorrow, might start a new thread.

>>502038
sleep tight pooper

>B. Watch some movie about some bitch teaching chimps how to read on BET, you might learn somethin'.
Let's start that dawg tech tree.

>>501861
>Sniffer out the neighbour's apartments for more roids yo, let's get fucking huge

>E. Watch BET with yo dawgs, pack bonding and shit, know what I'm sayin?
>B. Watch some movie about some bitch teaching chimps how to read on BET, you might learn somethin'.
Best thread on /qst/

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>>502604
>Best thread on /qst/

Indeed.

>>501861
>B. Watch some movie about some bitch teaching chimps how to read on BET, you might learn somethin'. dawg tech tree now

>>502821
Second this

>>501861

This >>502604
And
>Watch COPS - learn some fucking tactics