NEET Quest

>>48709
/qst/, /tg/ and HugeTits McBuxom

/qst/ /pony/
Frank Dechilds
Skills:
Eidetic memory
Needs only 3 hours of sleep

Objects:
Scissors
12 pack Mountain Dew Baja Blast in mini fridge
Rookie Kobe Bryant card

>>48748
Rollin

/cgl/ /g/ Erriot Hodger

>>48709
/r9k/ and /k/
Daniel "Danny" Dickrider

Rolled 2 (1d4)

Might as well speed this up a bit, rolling from among the four choices. The second one is fine, but I'd probably change the skills/items to reflect the boards more.

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Ah, that's right. Your main boards were /qst/ and /mlp/, and your name was Frank Dechilds. No idea how that slipped your mind, but oh well, you were panicked. You look around again and notice three of your most trusty possessions lying around: Your favorite MLP toy, a figurine of Rainbow Dash with included comb; The be-all end-all for developing a story, your secret method, Mad Libs; and finally, your source of energy through all these longs nights, a twelve-pack of Mountain Dew, Baja Blast. You gather them up and then head towards the door. Is there anything left to do in here, or should you leave and..err...look for some way to pay the rent? And utilities? Or maybe try to communicate with your other NEETs in an attempt to figure out what to do.

Skills:
Equestrian Knowledge
MLP Knowledge
Natural Storyteller
Improviser

Inventory:
12 Pack of Baja Blast
Rainbow Dash toy
Mad Libs

Dubs and posts ending in 8 decide what to do.

pick up your bag of semen from the fridge

>>48925
roll

>>50904
Mike's face is the face of an infant weeping. This is a sad place. It is yet another in a long line of disappointments. What God allows this sadness. What cruelty awaits Mike further.
The madness grips him and Mike struggles to retain his sense of self.
>I am Mike
He stays defiant. He loses his surroundings once again.

Attempt to carry the computer to somewhere with free wifi

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You pull out your computer's cord for the first time in years and heft it over your shoulder. Oh god, you should've worked out more...or at all. You struggled to carry it to the door and heave as you near the elevator. There's a cafe with free wifi across the street. You just need to reach it and everything will be all right. One of your neighbors notices you (clearly admiring your lifting technique) and approaches you with a look of mild disgust on their face, asking what you're doing. The truth is too pathetic. Have to think...think...oh! You got it! "I'm moving out soon, just need to move some stuff." Your neighbor's face lights up upon hearing the words 'moving out' and he offers to help you move the computer. You gladly accept and he helps you move it to the cafe across the street. When he inquires as to why you're bringing it there, you say you're planning on a renting out a room on the second floor of the shop. He leaves and you manage to get it hooked up and plugged in. You boot it up and connect to the wifi. Better get what you need to done fast, before they ask you buy something or leave.

a d10 roll of 5 or higher chooses the next action. [figure it's easier then dubs/x number]

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>52715
Set up a Craigslist and whore yourself off to people.

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Well, you do need money soon if you want to keep your apartment. That should be first priority. But how to earn money? Well, you are one hell of a catch. You'll put yourself on sale on Craigslist for the time being. You grab the sexiest picture of yourself you can find off your computer and post an ad. Calls will come in no time, and luckily, your cell phone is still working. What should you do in the mean time?

>>53540
>Get a loan
>Buy drugs to Mexico
>sell