Google Maps Quest, Rare Pepe Edition - Part 1

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This road has been entirely silent, and the sand is beginning to irritate your eyes. However, you start to make out someone walking down the road towards you.

You quickly check your inventory in case you need to defend yourself; you have no weapons, only a few chicken tendies, a favorite hat of yours, and some money.

Talk, fight, or flight?

>>248123
Talk to her, she seems well traveled. Maybe she knows where some Rare Pepes hide?
[[Do I have to roll for this?]]

>>249841

+1, a guide would help.

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>>249841
>>249871
"Rare Papi? No, mi padre es justo aquí. ¡Ven conmigo!"

She then points at the face drawn on what appears to be a personal map to guide her around town. She is pulling aggressively at your arm, wanting you to follow her. Do you?

[[Rolls are only necessary during conversation when you're trying to influence someone, e.g. convincing bandits to spare you, a stranger to give you something for free/a cheaper price, to have them believe a lie, etc.]]

>>249919
Yes, that green face thing looks like it could be a Pepe even though you know from your Spanish class that she might be bringing you to her Dad's house.

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>>249926
She takes you to a house, and once at the patio you realize your suspicions were correct; her father is watching you through the screen of his door.

The girl unloads about a dozen fresh fruits from her backpack into a bucket behind her, and her father comments in a thick accent, "Bueno, Dora, Bueno! You're becoming quite the comerciante! Mami will surely bake a delicioso pie! Who is your amigo?"

"No sé, que estaba buscando para usted, Papi."

"Oh?" He turns his attention towards you. "Sir, you have business with me?"

>>249941
Tell him you are Ashy Jenkum and you are going to catch all the Pepes. Ask him where you should look to find Rare Pepes.

>>249954
"Ah, Señor Ashy, pleased to make your conocido! I am a very modest hombre, it's just me, my esposa Roberta, and my beloved Dora, working to make ends toque. Rare Pepes are generally something that we cannot permitirse, too expensive, and also too dangerous in this town. I do, however, have one Pepe which is of incredible personal value to me, a familia heirloom. I keep it heavily watermarked at all times, but I could let you see it if you help me with a problem. Dora, go inside please and help your mami with the cleaning."

She merrily skips away, waving and saying "Un placer conocerte, Ashy!" as she disappears inside.

"You see, señor, we have an ongoing issue with a group of putas just outside of the marketplace, harassing locals and stealing from vendors. Not to judge, but you do have a somewhat intimidating air about you, the kind of man that looks like he could shoot up a universidad at any moment. I want you to scare them away. You cannot let them know I asked you to do this though, they could seek venganza against me and my family. Will you do it?"

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>249968
Can I get weapon? I know I look like a bad kid but I don't know if I can do this with my looks alone.

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>>249978
"Hmm, yes, certainly. Here you go, I hope you don't have to use it. If you wish, you may also check the market place, they have many things, if you can name it, they've probably got it!"

He laughs, and then suddenly turns quite serious, "Before you leave, please, take my blessings."

He then pulls a charm of Saint Paco out from under his shirt, and kisses it. Suddenly there is a flash of light around you. Your game has been saved.

() Head to the thug's hideout?
() Head to the marketplace?
() Head elsewhere?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>249994
Go to the Marketplace, see if we can get a leather jacket. All the bad dudes have them.
[[I'm going to go sleep, wish that this thread was more active so I would feel so bad about leaving. Although, knowing how slow /qst/ is, I expect this thread to still be up when I get back.]]

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>>250014
You go to the marketplace, but unfortunately leather jackets cost 15 GBP, out of your price range. You may return when you have earned more.

[[Forgot to add a small amount of experience from the moderately successful previous roll.

Goodnight btw.]]

Rolled 12 (1d20)

Report this dangerous pack of border hoppers to God Emperor Trump

>>250053
You would, but alas, God Emperor Trump is nowhere to be seen. You're not sure what country you're in right now, but it doesn't appear to be America.

>>250071
Panic. Binge eat to calm your nerves

>>250075
Tendies are valuable and used to heal, are you sure you want to eat one prior to confronting the gang?

>>251108
Calm down and find some place you can make some money. Use the spanish you learned in class if you have to.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>251188
[[Forgot to roll seeing how it's a thing with chance involved]]

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>>251194
You spend a significant amount of time panhandling in the poorest part of town, but for some reason, no one gives you any money. Suddenly, MS13 Wojak appears out of nowhere.

"Ayy pendejo, want to play peek-a-boo? When I uncover my eyes, I expect to see all the money in your pockets in your hands for me."

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>251292
Ask if you're trying to mug me why are you crying? It doesn't make you look that intimidating. Then pull out your knife to look intimidating.

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>>251332
He opens his eyes, "You really are a one big idiota! You think you can insult me and get away with it? You're muerto!"

He then inflicts 7 damage on you.

>>251397
[[Oops that should be 13 health remaining, not 14, my bad.]]

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>251397
Might be a bad idea but attack the man with the Switchblade that you got from Dora's father. The area looks too open to run.

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>>251482
"Haha, not looking so good now puta!"

He inflicts 8 more damage, you inflict 8 + 5 from your switchblade.

[[If you get a good roll, you can still outrun him. Alternatively, you can eat a tendie to recover, just attack again and hope for a critical strike or a failed roll on his part, or anything else you can think of.]]

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>251553
Eat tendies and attack.
[[With my bad rolls I ain't outrunning him.]]

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>>251637
The tendie fills you with warmth, memories of mummy, and health. 10 HP recovered. Two tendies remaining.

You inflict 11+5 damage, MS13 Wojak is suddenly down to his last life. He only inflicts 3 damage this time.

"You, you... you will pay! I will be back for you and mi hermanos will make you wish you were never born!"

He then begins to turn away.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>251733
stab his bitch ass

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>251733
Chase and stab him.

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>>251780
>>251786
[[I'll take the average of these two rolls.]]

You stumble and spill spaghetti, almost allowing him to get away, but manage a weak attack on MS13 Wojak, sparing him the dignity of an immediate death. A pair of brass knuckles (+1 damage) and 10 GBP fall out of his possession.

[[Items must be picked up in order to be kept btw. You may travel to your next preferred location.]]

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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>251824
combine brass knuckles with switchblade, pick up monies, lick wounds

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>251843
This, also go back to the marketplace to get the Leather Coat.

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>>251843
>>251956
You combine the weapons, but it does nothing to improve it except make it look a little cooler. Your wounds taste zesty, but you do not recover any health.

The leather jacket costs all of your GBP, but now you are more resistant to damage and carry an air of respect among gang-bangers.

Where do you wish to go now?

>>252033
Go back to Dora's house and see if her Dad will let us sleep there while our wounds recover or at least give us something to heal up with. Tell him that we got mugged while trying to prepare his issue.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>252065
[[Forgot the roll again]]

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>>252065
>>252071
Señor Bueno lectures you for being careless, then talks about his wife and child for an hour, but ultimately allows you to rest and save at his house.

In the middle of the night you wake up in a slightly sour mood (but fully recovered), wondering why you had to take his shit when you're potentially putting your life at risk, just to see a Rare Pepe. You contemplate sneaking around to find his Rare Pepe while their family sleeps, or if you should just go back to sleep and not chance it.

() Go back to sleep
() Sneak around and try to find that Pepe

>>252131
You're a good kid, you won't take a peek.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>252131
Snek

>>252791
[[Roll and I'll go with you or >>252818 depending on which is higher, unless a third person breaks the tie]]

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>252840
[[Alright.]]

>>252845
[[Honesty it is!]]

You stay for breakfast with their family and they wish you good luck before sending you off. Ready to fight the gangsters?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>252869
Fight them snekly

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>252869
Yea sneak around to scope them out first and get free kills

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>252869
Lets go. Sneak around and try to knock them out.

>all these shit rolls
we fucked

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>>252880
>>252908
>>252918
You find two of them loitering outside of a seedy internet cafe, apparently their hideout. You attempted to sneak up behind them, but tripped over the curb in a miraculous way, startling them both. They look ready to fight, but at the same time they can't help but admire your jacket.

The short one shouts at you, "Ayy, burro, whaddafuck you want? You need something? Or maybe, you have something we need, ehhh culo?"

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>252955
"I need you guys to stop harassing locals and stealing from vendors, they're hurting my profits and you'll know what will happen if you don't?" You say and pull out your Trench Knife to try to intimidate them.

>>253012
[[fug]]

>>253021
ded

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>252955
Assume the form of the God Emperor and say "Most of them are good people, but then there are these thieves and rapists and murders! Sad! As the president of the United States, it is my duty to stop these scum!" Give them a firm warning to get their shit on track but don't fight them unless they force it.

>>253058
[[fug x2 combo]]

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>>253012
>>253028
>>253058
"Jajajaja, look at this silly bastardo! I've never seen something so patético!", the short one exclaims. He then proceeds to bite your ankle, causing 8 points of damage. The taller one hisses something incomprehensible, and then swipes at you, causing another 3 points of damage.

"You couldn't have come here on your own, you were put up to this, weren't you? Tell us who and we'll let you rapido away, honest, we may be violent but we aren't liars."

Do you trust him? Continue fighting?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>253094
Fuck this, fighting a whole gang isn't worth it! Roll to bargain for information on any pepes by blaming this plan on a local shopkeeper (not Dora's daddy)

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>253094
I may be an idiot, but I'm not a rat. Continue Fighting.

>>253145
[[aaaaa]]

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>>253145
>>253148
>>253152
"I may be a klutz, and my continued fighting may get me killed, but I will NEVER tell you that it was Dora's dad that asked me to deal with you punks, because I have honor and a belief in human decency. (Oh shit, I just said that out loud, didn't I...)"

You swing with fury at the short one and land a respectable hit on that little dude, 11+5 damage from your trench blade. He hits back, dealing another 4 damage. The lanklet only manages a limp slap on you, dealing 1 damage. You are quite injured at this point.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>253189
Eat a tendie and finish off the short faggot

>>253189
Eat tendies and kill him. It's the only option now that we ratted out Dora's dad.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>253189
Dip deeply in the honey mustard, much that tendy for all its worth. Then go in swinging.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>253218
I'm pretty sure we use cane's sauce. +5 to healing

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>>253206
>>253211
>>253218
You eat the tendie, recovering 10HP, and then deliver a devastating blow to the kid. His head falls right off, as do 10 GBP from his hoodie. The taller one's eyes open wide, stammering out, "A-a-athe ith go-going to k-kill you for t-t-thith!", before summoning up an inner rage that delivers a whopping 4 damage on you.

You gain 25 XP. You have 1 tendie remaining.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>253249
Jump up and stab that motherfucker in the head wind waker style.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>253249
Go for the throat, even if he lives it will stop him dealing again.

>>253249
Is the only way to get more tendies to find our mother? Can we eat other foods, are are they like a boon to make this early game doable?

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>>253259
>>253266
>>253268
Fully energized now, you deliver a great strike to his face and neck, causing 15+5 damage, as well as causing bleeding from his throat. However, before you manage to step back, he manages a critical face slap, dealing double-damage for a total of 2 points.

[[You can purchase tendies, as well as basically any other item you can imagine, at most stores. They're more or less the stock health potion, but other food items can come along as well. I'll just say now that each one costs 15 GBP by default, since you guys may want to buy more at some point, not super cheap.]]

>>253329
Also, your opponent is looking quite afraid at this point, trembling heavily but standing his ground.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>253329
Kick him in the face, stab him in the neck.

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>>253407
You show no mercy and quickly move in to finish the job, cutting the jugular fully, watching him collapse onto the street into a puddle of his own blood. It sounds like he tried to say something, but all you could hear was violent sputtering and coughing. He drops 10 GBP and you gain 25 more EXP.

It's silent now. What do you wish to do?

[[Addendum: GBP will be automatically picked up, meaning you now have 20 GBP from killing these two, but inventory items must still be picked up.]]

>>253454
Flee the scene before El Lawenforcemento show up.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>253454
Go inside and find out what that thing on the roof is.

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>>253486
>>253535
You make your way to the top of the building, and it seems mostly empty. You notice some kind of office containing five fancy chairs, one of which is massive, the other of which is small. However, upon reaching the balcony, you find this hideous, deformed man smiling at you on top. His elongated eyes extend and retract within their sockets, and you feel like he sees far more than just light. His tongue wiggles around outside of his gaping maw, dripping fetid saliva onto the floor. He sniffles, then blows a raspberry at you. Suddenly, you feel tired and realize your mana has been drained [[not that you had learned any spells yet]].

What do you do?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>253590
Talk to it. See if it has a functioning brain.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>253590
Tell him that a masked man killed his friends downstairs. Then take his stuff when he leaves, and bail.

>>253590
Ask this asshole why he drained our mana

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>253620

>>253614
>>253616
>>253620
You bombard him with questions and lies, but he doesn't seem responsive until suddenly halfway through he giggles and suddenly you lose your ability to speak.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>253656
Lash out with your knife in an autistic rage. If you can't reeeee why live.

>Select all images with breaded chicken

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>253656
Kill him, he's probably fucking with you.

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>>253663
>>253666
You slash him in the face dealing 8+5 damage. His eyes flicker as you strike and you feel yourself become physically weaker, as if fatigued. The blood that drips from his face is a rotten violet, and smells of death itself. However, you can feel your vocal chords again.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>253680
IDENTIFY THINE SELF, FIEND
IF NAY I WILL BE FORCED TO STRIKE YOU

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>253680
Strike him again. That might undo all the other curses.

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>>253687
>>253696
You yell at him one last time, but all he does is smile. Before he can let off one more noise, you strike him straight through the top of his head, and even though you feel the blow was not as powerful as it should have been, it was still sufficient to kill the vile creature. It lets out a sneeze, then collapses into a puddle of wretched flesh and bone, dropping a very unsettling doll in the process.

Despite killing the monster, you still feel unnaturally exhausted and weakened.

You gain 50 EXP, bringing you to level 2, increasing your max life and mana capacity. You may choose to upgrade one of the following stats as well:

() Combat (concerns health, defense, damage, etc)
() Stealth (concerns ability to hide, run away, etc)
() Conversation (concerns ability to trade, convince, lie, etc)
() Manipulation (concerns ability to use items and interact with the world environment)
() Magic (concerns the usage of spells)

>>253719
Magic, I feel like spells could be useful and we should start prioritizing them as soon as possible.

>>253719
Magic is good
Also pick up the doll

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>>253728
>>253739
You've decided that you want to begin training in the ways of the wizard, gaining more mana as well as greater power over magical spells and wizardly, non-normie hobbies. You pick the doll up and feel a chill down your spine, staring into its black, featureless face. There is magic in this item, you can now sense.

You walk back outside of the internet cafe, and notice a couple onlookers briefly glancing at you before turning away, whistling inconspicuously. Far in the distance you begin to hear sirens.

Where do you wish to go?

Is that you the OP who started the original one with seducing the jew and tearing the dick off of a janitor?

>>256914
Leave the scene of the crime, lest the normie police find us. Let's go find a wizard to teach us spells.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>256914
Go back to Dora's house and collect your reward.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>256914

>>256914
>>256936
Forgot to post.
Seconding >>256926

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>>256923
[[Consider it a spiritual successor. I really enjoyed that thread and got tired waiting for someone else to remake it.]]
>>256926
>>256936
You leave the gangsters' base and begin wandering around town, asking random pedestrians about wizardry. Most seem to get nervous and skitter away upon using the word, but one just points directly towards a town center before disappearing. You approach and see the a large bronze statue, in dedication to the internationally renowned deity, Kek. A wizard pops up in front of you, eager to have a visitor.

"Ah, good travels friend. Have you come for praise and worship?"

"Not right now, padre, I'm in need of learning magicks, I wish to learn the arcane and mystical."

"Oh you young ones are always the same, it's all about the results and not the journey for you, ah well, you'll learn in due time if you're worthy. Your power level is rather small, but I can tell you have ambition. I can sell you scrolls which allow you to learn a new spell, draining from your mana. Additionally, I can sell you items and artifacts which contain an inherent magical power, to be used and then either recharged or discarded. In fact..."

He senses something in your backpack and peeks inside.

"OH MY KEK! Wew, that doll really did a number on me. Usually I and other Followers of Kek charge to have items identified, but consider this a freebee. That object is an artifact which casts Spook on anyone capable of being affected. You can't use it repeatedly, but it will recharge given enough time, approximately once per three days. If you're interested I can sell you similar such items, but they won't come cheap. Or, try to think of a scroll to purchase, there's a good chance we have it in stock."

>>256934
[[I'll get to this one once we're done with the wizard.]]

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>256954

>>256954
"There a scroll that transforms us into a monstergirl of our choice permanently?"

>>256954
dice+1d20

"Can I get some kind of lightning spell?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>256954
I did not know you were a follower of Kek. Would you happen to have any Rare Pepes or do you at least know where I can find some?

>>256977
[[Put it in the options field, amigo.]]

>>256980
(Much appreciated, familia.)

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>256954
Aw yeah.
"Care to describe them?"
Become a champion of Serket.

>>256974
"Full-body metamorphosis isn't possible with your skill level, and wouldn't come cheap either. 20 GBPs, eh? You could afford a cheap shaman buff, something that would change a single body part and grant temporary powers, but nothing more."
>>256977
"I could sell you a scroll of Spark, a mild but dependable introductory offensive spell. Can also be used to light up dark areas. 20 GBPs."

[[First guy has a high roll, but second guy rolls high too, or if a tie-breaker would like to go for Spark, or roll higher for a different spell, we could do that too.]]

>>256979
"Ah, but we guard our Pepes most secretly. Our members study for years, analyzing ancient texts to decipher the most obscure Pepelimpests. I can not help you there, it is your own journey to discover your own personal Pepes and attain enlightenment."

>>256987
Wait what, first guy got 17, the other got a 5.
Also, >>256985

>>256988
[[Lightning spell guy didn't properly roll.]]

[[Also I don't quite understand your request, do you want to gain scorpion powers ala Serket? You may request any kind of spell and I'll balance accordingly. You have the highest roll now.]]

>>256989
More like work for them in quests in exchange for holy blessings, powers and such.

Uh, for Scroll, I guess this >>256974

>>256989
Wait perma metamorphosis is 20 GBPs?

>>256990
>>256992
"Sounds like you're really into monster girls, sir, n-not that I'm judging you. For 20 GBP, tell me the monster girl you would most like to be, and I can set you on the first step towards the path of your greatest fantasies. You're a weak caster right now and will only be able to maintain a temporary state of feminine monster appearance, for example maybe a bunny tail or partial bark skin or things along those lines, but if you continue to train hard and research new spells, I have faith that you will achieve your goal."

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>256993
Well, since we're heading the path of Serket, might as well go for scorpion.
Scorpion tail or Scorpion Exoskeleton.

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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>256994
Wew.
Support.

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>>256994
>>256997
"Deal!"

He takes all of your GBPs, and then hands you a battered scroll. Unfurling it, you are surprised to see that it is not only perfectly legible, but that you feel an uncontrollable impulse to read it out loud.

"STING WIDE, KERATIN BRIDE!"

For a brief moment, you feel an extension at your tail bone which brings pain as quickly as ecstasy, but then subsides.

"Wow, you learned that one like a pro! Whenever you wish to cast that spell, make sure to say the magic command phrase, and it will activate. Remember to watch your mana levels at all times, however."

"Oh, one more tip before you go. I noticed that you had this kind of dark energy and tiredness about you. At first I thought it was your doll, but now I realize you must have been cursed recently. Curses are tricky to deal with, but if you find a shrine of Kek, he may or may not lift it from you should you bow and request it. If you're about to leave, I'd recommend that you try it."

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>257002
"Thanks"
Go to the shrine and pray to Kek.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>257002
>>257004
Oh dear god.
Uh, attempt to speak with Serket to embark on a quest to cure the curse?

"Okay,padre. I appreciate your great help."

I then return to Dora's house, then bang her if her padre's asleep.

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>>257004
>>257006
Kek is highly amused, his laugh billowing through the town square, then echoed by the giddy mocking of his followers previously engaged in worship (or rather, now engaged in another kind of worship). Your fatigue now feels even worse.

The old wizard chuckles to, but gives you a sympathetic shrug to hint that it happens to even the best of us.

You now make your way back to Dora's house...

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You make it back to Dora's home, and see their full family standing out on the patio, smiling upon your return.

Bueno's gorgeous wife looks terrified when she notices your injuries, and motions you to come inside in rest. Before that can happen, Señor Bueno asks, "Well, compadre? What of the gang?"

>>257016
They're all pretty dead I'd say.

>>257021
"Hmm... it didn't have to be this way, but I comprehende that you did what had to be done. Frankly, amigo, I'm surprised you managed to kill all five, I've seen very strong men snap under the weight of Big Billy. At least they won't be a threat to us anymore."

"To be frank, señor retardino, this wasn't even my business-- slicing some gangbanger's throat, running downtown like a retard to get away with law enforcement is is, waiting hopelessly to do an anal with your daughter--"

I then hold my tongue after realizing I flew into rage too far.

>>257023
"Fair enough, not like the police were called and I ran away or anything."

>>257026
[[Can you roll on this one, need to see how this lie is treated]]

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>257029

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>>257031
"Well, hombre, you did an estupendo job! I can't wait to watch el televisión tomorrow morning and hear of your cajones. Which reminds me..."

He walks away from the screen door for a moment, then approaches with a heavily watermarked image. He removes the anti-watermark key from his pocket, and suddenly it disintegrates. You take in its rustic beauty, then hover your Pepedex over, officially gaining you your first Pepe! A tier-six Pepe, it isn't quite that rare, but it's a good start.

You celebrate with his family, recuperating the damage you had taken earlier as well as recovering your mana. Bueno blesses you again, saving your progress.

Do you wish to go to sleep now, or do you still have more to ask before the morning?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>257036
Pray to Serket for a quest to cure the curse, then rest.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>257036
Nap time.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>257036
I wait for everyone to go asleep, then do an anal with Bueno's clutty wife.

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>>257037
>>257038
>>257042
You pray, but nothing happens. Exhausted and weary, you drift off into a deep sleep, gaining 100 EXP dreaming of your lovely new Pepe and extremely lewd thoughts of Bueno's wife's culo, when suddenly...

"Soooo, Ashy, I conectar the news station, and see not only that you had not destroyed the gang, you allowed its two most powerful miembros to live and enact a revenge and kill three more innocents today, and vow to find all those responsible. Now, I may not have the best memoria in my advanced age, but I feel quite certain that you just LIED to me last night, and after I showed you my beloved Pepe. I might kill you for this on another day for such an insult, but I fear for my family more than anything in the whole wide tierra. Do you have anything to say for yourself before we pack our bags and leave?"

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>257043
Okay, since I'm pissed off by this old Hispanic bullshit, I remember the scorpion spell I learned and spoken the mantra out loud...

"STING WIDE! KERATIN BRIDE!"

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>257043
Poison this fucker with our scorpion tail.

"STING WIDE! KERATIN BRIDE!"

>>257043
So wojak wasn't a member?

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>>257046
>>257048
Bueno wasn't expecting you to attack; at close range, you activate your cute, feminine scorpion tail, poised to strike him, consuming 5 mana, dealing 12 damage, as well as poisoning him dealing 2 further damage.

He cries out for his wife and child to run away, but instead they just look inside the room in shock.

>>257050
[[Nope, he was just a random encounter due to a poor roll looking for money.]]

Rolled 19 (1d20)

I'll block the doorway (perhaps the only way out) then tell Bueno that he must choose: let his whole familia die in my hands or let her seductive wife bang me once in a while

>>257057
this >>257065
we keep our dick after turning into a monstergirl right?

>>257065
You block the doorway, and with your scorpion tail hold Dora hostage, warning both parents that she is one sting away from death. They drop to their knees and beg for you not to harm her and say they'll do anything if you let go. Bueno takes an additional two poison damage, currently at 64 HP.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>257076
This >>257065

[[OK, it's getting late for me. Post your next planned actions, and perhaps feel guilty for ruining this poor family. If I have time, I might post a little from work under this tripcode, otherwise expect a later update.]]

>>257111
>tripcode

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>257111
Alright.

Tell Bueno that you took out most of the gang, and that not killing him and his family is the rest of the payment for pepe. Then lose spaghetti and flee.

>>257116
+1

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>257290
kek

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>257111
Kill Dora, take her corpse, and leave.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>257111
>>257116
This

>>258112
You just had to roll a 19, didn't you.

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>>257116
>>257291
>>258112
>>258164
You're nervous and realize the risk you've just made. Your scorpion powers could fade at any moment, and even though Bueno and his qt Peruvian wife are lying on the ground, you can sense his seething hatred. It's hard to even stand still right now, let alone convince Bueno that you're doing him some kind of favor...

"Y-you see, Bueno, I, uh, well, you should have warned me, I mean, I killed the ma-majority of the gang, technically, so... really, you owe me, I'm just... showing you, that I could, um, kill you if I wanted to, even though I won't, because, uh you showed me your Pepe."

Your rambling confusion terrifies Bueno even more because he now realizes he is dealing with someone truly mentally ill. When you realize that he realizes that, you have an existential panic attack, and feel the only escape is to kill Dora. Your stinger already poised around her neck, you effortlessly cut her spinal chord and she falls limp, probably never feeling a thing. Without even thinking, you lift her tiny corpse into your backpack with your tail, narrowly dodging a furious Bueno that has lost all hope and has no reason to live except to exact revenge on you. The parents' screams would haunt you if you had any kind of soul, but alas. You jump out of a window and run into the street, the sun still just rising on a perversely clear and beautiful day.

You gain 5 EXP for killing Dora.

Where do you go now?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>260278
Teleport to king kais planet, you're going to need more training to take down bueno

>>260278
Go find someone else who can point you back to America. I'm done with this country.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>260768
[[forgot roll]]

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>260278
We need to stock up on tendies. Let's try to find a market.

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