You're a plant who was just brought to a new home by a nice man! You can't wait to start your new life here. Say, what kind of a plant are you?
>>22442
A literal black hole.
>>22442
A tiger-lily.
>>22442
Venomous peanut trap
>>22442
Dandelion.
>>22511
Ah, that's right, also known as lilium catesbaei, to some.
>>22493
Don't be silly! Your owner is wearing a shirt with that on, though.
Man oh man, what a great day! What should you do next, you wonder to yourself.
>>22894
Photosynthisize
>>22894
seduce your master with your female organ.try to hide your male organ from him
>>22988
This
>>22894
I-I really need to spread my pollen, s-senpai
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>22917
Lets do it
>>22894
Threaten to kill owner if he does not give you his legs and wire them to your plant pot.
>>22917
>>23065
You try your darnedest to photo synthesize, but a whole 45 minutes later and you've only done enough synthesizing to get about a third of plant food. Ah well, not like you're in any kind of situation that makes it hard to synthesize, you can give it a try again in a bit.
>>22988
You love your owner like you would a father, and he loves you like, well, maybe not too much since he just got you, but you're sure time you spend together will bring you closer.
Weird that so much commotion noise is happening outside, it's barely 6:30am, sun has barely been out for long. Hopefully owner is able to settle whatever is happening.
>>23345
Sprout leaves to boost your photosynthesizing stats.
>>23675
Good thinking! Since you've just barely stopped being a little sprout and gained flowerhood it should be relatively easy to achieve that goal soon. You can probably gain enough experience from just getting enough sunlight today at this rate.
What could possibly have gotten owner so frantic? Hopefully he's alright.
>>24725
Oh, looks like he found whatever he was looking for, you guess he'll go take care of the noise going on outside now. You even got a bit of exp while you were taking in all that sweet sunshine during his searching.
>>27328
Evolve, and evolve deadly. We need to save our owner by either growing to eat flesh, or being deadly enough to get death around us to grow in. We can start slow, but lets get in that direction.
>>27494
This, let us evolve potent neurotoxins our owner can slather on his bullets.
>>27494
>>27957
What? Deadly? Why would you need to do that? Like, you can do this thing where if you roar hard enough you can seriously hurt someone, but why would you want to?
Whatever your owner went outside to do to resolve things you're sure it's peaceful. Sure has gotten louder, though.
>>29479
Photosynthesis and grow taller to see what is happening
>>29495
Sounds good growing towards the light will make photosynthesis more efficient anyways.
>>29495
>>30879
Photosynthesis isn't just some passive thing you can do right now, guys. Like, to take the action of photosynthesis requires you to be inert and basically sleep to build up excess energy that can be used as plant food. Otherwise you basically use up the energy from the sun as you get it. You might be able to get passive photosynthesis build up later, though. At least the sunlight is currently enough to increase your exp after a while.
Good idea on taking a look! You can just barely see what is going on outside, though. You can't make sense of what is going on, some people(?) are approaching owner and he keeps frantically making the thing he is holding click, but nothing is happening.
>>35091
Owner can't seem to be saved, but maybe utilize the roaring ability to get the zombies off him? If not, just sleep and get some mad photosynthesis done.
>>35243
You explain the roaring ability is something that works at a relatively close range and wouldn't even be able to reach owner, not to mention the noise outside already. You get down from stretching because you were getting tired. After you do so you hear owner scream really loud. You get scared for a moment but then the screaming stops and some crunching noise happens instead. Maybe it calmed owner down?
You decide to take a nap and photosynthesize for a bit and end up with enough energy for a plant food and a half, plus some more passive exp from the sun. What woke you up, though, were sounds from the outside getting in, it sounds like the front door has been opened.
>>36389
Move around, explore the house.
>>36389
Grow more leaves and then longer roots.
Whelp owner is dead. Fantastic. We need to grow so we are better able to ward off the zombies when they get inside.
>>37794
What? No, owner is probably just fine, there's no way that something like that would happen. It would be actually life ruining-ly terrible.
>>37751
You feel you already try to do that, but you'll try twice as hard at that now!
>>37397
Well, owner didn't say you could move, but he didn't say you COULDN'T. After, uh, carefully maneuvering yourself off the table gently to the floor, you find yourself greeted with the faint blue glow from a room you're pretty sure didn't have that before.
Crawl to yonder room and bask in the refreshing blue glow.
>>39392
Check out the blue thing
>>39536
>>40450
You roll your pot over to the room as best you can to see what the glow is about. When you get there, you stumble upon what looks like a Peashooter and Phat Beat.
PS: "You get the seeds?"
PB: "Yeah, they were on a table next to some sleeping plant. These should help save the timeline. Now we just gotta wait till we get the go ahead to go back to HQ."
PS: "Sounds good, don't wanna be here a minute longer. Can you believe we got sent to the first day of the attack to get these things? That's one of the most casualty heavy days."
They don't seem to have noticed you yet.
>>41344
Those things belong to your owner, you really have to get them back somehow. Stealing isn't really nice.
Try to talk them into giving it back, if that doesn't work roar and take the seeds back for your owner.
Until I can do a proper drawing reply, have some music to set the tone for what's going on.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-NT0l9AuGWE
>>41495
Yeah, those things belong to owner, not these guys! You should do something.
TL: "H-hey, what are you guys doing?"
PS: "What? What are you doing here?"
TL: "I was the 'sleeping plant' from earlier, and you took the seeds. I heard you say so! Those are owner's seeds, they aren't yours. Give them back!"
PS: "Sorry, but we really REALLY need them for an important cause."
TL: "No, give it back or I'll. . . I'll roar, really REALLY loud at you!"
PB: "Oh please please whatever you do DON'T make loud noise. Look, hear us out at least, then let us know if you still want the seeds back."
It's tough to say, they seem really earnest, but they do have owners seeds. What should you do?
>>49169
Hear them out. It's kinda obvious that's a good choice. Why would they be worried that we might yell?
>>50968
This sounds like a good plan. One of them looks like they're wearing headphones anyways.
Has this reached the point of autosage?