Oregon Trail Quest

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>>1802496
Spaceship wagon.

Taking a plane.

Why would you want to go to Oregon these days anyways?

>>1802496
sell my carriage and oxen for a dragon and have it fly me over

>>1802496
>Oregon Trail, how will you get to Oregon??
By wagon pulled by oxen, of course.
'Bout all we could afford between the shovels, picks, and food.
How else are we gonna go west and get all that gold?

>>1802496
Sell the Oxen, buy one hat, and twelve grandfather clocks.

>>1802496
I heard that if you sell everything at the start and buy nothing but the maximum number of oxen, the speed stacks and you can reach the goal in seconds.

>>1802496
>Try not to die from dysentery
>Catch cholera instead
>Get better
>Catch typhoid fever
>Survive that
>Reach Oregon
>YOU HAVE DIED FROM SYPHILIS