QM quest

>>1762594
>Write-in: Kill yourself.

>>1762609
Killing yourself comes under the combat mechanics, you haven't really gotten that far yet

>>1762594
>start a generic fantasy D&D style quest

>>1762615
Sob endlessly as you try to get people to notice your quest then.

>>1762630
You decide the best way to gain skill points in [QM] is to run a generic fantasy D&D style quest, but before you can run the quest, you have to have a generic fantasy setting

>Liches are fucking over the world again
>Sci Fi fantasy
>Video Game world, hell might as well throw in isekai
>Post apocalypse fantasy
>The extremely generic fantasy world
>Write in

Rolled 82 + 90 (1d100 + 90)

>>1762643
Rolling for crying, -90 modifier due to not being noticed.

>>1762657
oops guess you fudged the roll, not like anybody would notice

>>1762655

>Eldritch fairies from another universe are fucking over the world again

>>1762670
Okay there are eldritch faeries fucking over everything, but this is a pretty high power level campaign, you don't want your eldritch abominations to be underpowered, how should you balance the playing field?

>All faeries start with Maxed Charm, heart pupils = consent rules
>All faeries are traps, if the main characters fail the trap check they are in for a bad time
>All faeries are mundane meaning magic can't do shit to them
>Write in

>>1762701
>All faeries are mundane meaning magic can't do shit to them

Mages get rekt this will also make the pc's pic non-magic users.

>>1762713
You really wanted to nerf all the wizards in the campaign, so you made the faeries mundane to counter magic, but you need to make the faerie queen/king/emperor/empress special giving them something the others don't

>It has all titles of nobility combined into 1, giving them a fuckload of power and wealth
>Xir is a man but prefers female pronouns
>It is a mundane magical trap
>Write in

>>1762773
>All of the above

>>1762804
Okay, she has the combined titles of nobility and royalty giving them too much power and wealth, she is also a man but prefers female pronouns, and she is a mundane magical trap as well as being a write in, whatever that is supposed to do, now every fantasy setting needs other races, what races are you going to introduce?

>Nig'er live in the deserts and have heat resistance and have affinity for barbarian class and black magic and also start with Pick Pocket skill, Chinaen are short humanoids, out of all the races they lay the most eggs, and have affinity for math skill and intelligence stat, the cuckols are white and don't breed the have affinity for giving their skills and stats to other party members, there is also the whitey devil, a chaotic evil species that wants to disrupt the harmony of the races, of course they live in hell with Hitler and your favourite edgy band
>The generic fantasy races
>All races are based on mythology, note that there are no humans but Prometheus spawn or Myrmidons or whatever can fit their niche anyway
>Write in

Drop this idea. Our life is clearly devoid of meaning and the quest we're running doesn't suitably reflect this.

We should start a QM quest instead and get Anonymous to spoonfeed us nuggets of their wisdom.

>>1762874
>The generic fantasy races

This has potential

>>1762887
hmm like a quest that makes the anons make the quest for you, doesn't sound too bad, but you are too original to leave it up to your anons to make your random setting

>>1762903
another OP did this some weeks ago and it turned out alright. Of course that one was not a pretentious faggot, something we should try to emulate.

>>1762896
>>1762874
You know like humans, elves, orcs non-eldritch fairies, a few non-fey eldritch abominations from another universe, but not from eldritch fairy universe etc etc...

>>1762896
Your quest has Humans, Dwarves, and Beastmen as the inherently good races, Elves, Cute Sexy Demons, normal eldritch abominations, Undead and Giants as the inherently neutral races and Orcs, Goblins, Demonic Lawyers and normal fae as the inherently evil races, now every generic fantasy world needs to have Gods

>The concept of deities was killed by Atheism
>There is a God but he wears many masks, leading to creation of many religions who think they are worshipping different Gods
>Christian God who lost 1/3 of his power when humans killed Jesus
>Just change the names of mythological Gods
>Write in

>>1762942
>long ago one dark god managed to leave his evil realm and wrecked havoc in the mortal world only to be stopped by a light god who left his world as well
>they both fell in their struggle
>evil god's remains turned into underworld (not to be confused with underground ) a pocket dimension filled with demonic creatures and monsters in a few more hospitable pieces of land reside other more mundane evil creature in their own underworld cities. This dimension can be entered and left using various portal scattered around the world. Not all evil creatures reside there
>light gods remains turned into adamantly which sealed the pocket dimension
>other light and dark gods are in their own world's
>good gods are united and refer to themselves as a united entity called "the light" while dark gods aren't united and have their own individual names and identities. They are also prone to infighting.

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>>1762942
>There is a God, but nobody believes in him because the concept of deities was killed by Atheism

>>1762970
*creatures*
*portals*

>>1762970
*adamantium*

>>1762970
>>1762971
There are Gods, a collective of good gods called "the light" and some dark gods who have individuality but don't share a common goal, but that is irrelevant to your universe, the universe that rejected God and chose atheism of course light and dark God's do battle in a universe like your own but without atheism, you have races, gods and now you only need classes

>There is no classes and nobody uses magic, swords are insanely buffed, there is also only two stats muh speed and muh strength, Sword Art Online style
>There are classes and people benefit from them, however there are only magical classes, would suck if you had chosen the main antagonists to be anti magic
>Just make up classes as we go along
>Have to attend university to learn classes
>Write in

>>1763154
>There are classes and people benefit from them, there both magic and non magic classes
Also
>decide that you shouldn't restrict players selection of viable classes just because you have a bias against wizards for being owerpowered by making magic unviable. And instead of having eldritch fey be immune to magic have them be very resistant to It.

>>1763192
You think you are being a bit too harsh on magic, so you decide to use some retcon magic, the eldritch fae are now mostly mundane and somewhat magical, giving them 80% resistance to magic and 20% resistance to mundane, you also introduce magic and non magic classes, anything else you need to do to the setting?

>Can't run a campaign without writing the politics first
>Need to sort out the economy, players need to know if bronze is more cost effective than iron, and what monsters have high demand
>Need to establish a technology level, it would be a dick move to give players swords and then decide the setting is high tech 3 sessions in
>Write in

>>1763275
>all 3

>>1763304
Okay we will be covering all three in our setting but first we will start off with politics.

>Every race hates each other
>Every alignment hates neutral including neutral
>Every alignment hates neutral excluding neutral
>Good races hate evil races and vice versa
>Races only hate the competing races on their continent
>Write in

>>1763325
everyone hates the other

>>1763331
Now onto economy

>Steel is cheaper than stone which is cheaper than iron which is cheaper than bronze, also sea monsters doing well on market
>Stone is cheap, everything else is ludicrously expensive, metal monsters sell well
>Materials cost the same, but armour is cheaper than shields which is cheaper than most weapons which is cheaper than bows which is cheaper than swords which is cheaper than arrows, also cute monsters are valuable as pets
>Write in

>>1763383

the third option but only captured and enslaved fey are selling because people are fucking weird

>>1763390
You make the economy pro armour, and decide that cute monsters sell the best but only if they are captured or enslaved fey, now onto the technology level

>420 feet high man, got clones an' spaceships n' shit
>Like modern times, all classes can be improved by using guns
>Totally medieval, who needs guns when you have your katana or sword
>Stone Age, nothing fancy but you just found fire, and bitches love fire
>Write in

>>1763418
>Totally medieval, who needs guns when you have your katana or sword

>>1763418

> your able to use gunpowder but they are prone to blow up, better to stick to your magic and weapons

>>1763435
>>1763437
Okay the time period is basically medieval and shit but there is some gunpowder but it blows up often (grenades do 300% damage), any more alteration to the setting you need to make before eating your pizza?

>Eat pizza now!
>Write in

>>1763462
eat pizza and add that everything but humans are treated like shit because fuck them. and elves are slaves black and white alike.

fuck elves

>>1763462
Eat yo pizza, man

>>1763462
>fey are not considered cute and are not sold as cute monsters
>eat pizza

>>1763467
>>1763468
>>1763493
So humans are the god race, everything else is treated like shit, especially elves who are enslaved regardless of their skin colour, fuck elves, and also that fey are never considered cute so no monster economy, now what flavour was your pizza?

>Taco, Mexican style
>Hawaiian flavour, literally tastes like Hawaii
>Arby's flavour
>Your depression medication is your pizza
>Cum and pussy juice limited edition
>Write in

>>1763522
meat feast, bacon

stuffed crust with tomato, we a rich and classy guy

>>1763530
Support

>>1763530
>>1763554
Okay so you had a somewhat boring ordinary meat feast pizza with bacon, stuffed crust and tomatos because you be the rich kid in town, anything you should do before getting the pcs generated?

>Brood about being a rich kid who writes quests for free and then generate pcs
>Generate pcs
>Write in

>>1763620
generate the pcs and wait for players

>>1763620
You don't have to do this shit for free! Start a Patreon for your quest!

>>1763629
do this THEN do >>1763622

>>1763629
>>1763632
Time to earn some money from this so you start up a Patreon, the name has to be cool and unique to get the crowd to donate

>suckdickfor5dollar
>ballsdeep69
>itsmediobrandohahathatwasajojoke
>darknesskid2465
>Write in

>>1763654
give-me-money-for-good-shit

>>1763654
The Washington Redskins

>>1763681
Your name was The Washington Redskins, you think it was based on a football team and will probably attract more people to pay you, now you just have to generate pcs

>A party of pcs
>One super special character
>A party of super special pcs
>One normal character
>A robot
>Write in

>>1763735
loads of easy to forget with a small gimmick attatched that will probably die quickly.

high lethality is a go

>>1763735
Get the players to make their own damn pc's

>>1763735
Main character is an eldritch fey raised in a secluded society of a few light worshippers still left. He seeks to destroy/change degenerate eldritch fey society and depose their empress/emperor for being a tranny faggot and attacking the world he grow up in and spread the world of the light to the world. He starts with some holy magic also he can get eldritch and fey exclusive abilities as he grows stronger.

>>1763783
no humans are master race

>>1763756
>>1763767
You decided that you would nerf all characters so that they only had a small gimmick and would probably die quickly, you also decided you would get the players to make characters through a process called char gen, you decide to ask players to give you a race, class and small gimmick and some backstory.

>Pick one of the established races
>Custom make a race for the pc
>Eldritch fey
>Write in

>>1763783
>>1763803

>>1763783
supporting

>>1763808
>>1763819
Main character is an eldritch fey raised in a secluded society of a few light worshippers still left. He seeks to destroy/change degenerate eldritch fey society and depose their empress/emperor for being a tranny faggot and attacking the world he grow up in and spread the world of the light to the world. He starts with some holy magic also he can get eldritch and fey exclusive abilities as he grows stronger, now what class is he?

>Write in

>>1763896
The most feared class of all. Math Class.

>>1763902
The eldritch fey specs in math class, now it is time to set his small gimmick, and maybe expand on his backstory, maybe a little edge fuelled exposition about how his own kin betrayed him

>He can use magic but his magic is at 20% of its power due to being mostly mundane
>He can solve any math problem only using elementary level mathematics
>Can use song magic but it is not very effective due to his bad confidence in singing
>Write in

>>1764004
>When Howard Chulainn was a babe, he fell into the dimensional vortex that the rest of his kind were planning to use to invade the world of Midguard. He hit his head hard, and was then raised by an isolated colony of amish Cow-people, who still worshipped the dying religion of Light. Growing up, he was ostracized by the other children in the colony. He found his solace in doing mathematics. Math, day in, day out, whenever he was alone he would study.
>When he came of age, he left the colony to get a degree in pure mathematics. And then he got another two degrees and a post-doc, all the while preaching some janky religion of light to his atheist peers.
>Upon his return, he found his colony slaughtered, and who was to blame but the Emperor-Empress-King-Queen herself (male). Now he will avenge their deaths with the power of trigonometry!

>>1764122
Great, I guess his gimmick is being better at math, but hunting monsters ain't very profitable so he needs a second job

>Gigolo
>Salesman
>Superhero called Math Man who does it for free
>Merchant who sells monsters to himself for profit
>Mailman
>Write in

>>1764181
When he's not fighting monsters, he uses his mathematical knowledge and problem-solving skills to make a fortune buying and selling stocks

>>1764201
This. Let's work in stock market

>>1764201
>>1765860
Okay so he would take the profession stock Jew, so now what Jewish traits does he pick?

>Total Jew (Every Jewish trait included)
>Born Jew
>Converted Jew
>Rich Jew
>Chinese Jew
>Write in

>>1766229
>Rich Jew

>>1766229
Primordial Jew

>>1766291
This

>>1766291
Supporting