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Other Things: A non-conformist pokemon adventure

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Congratulations, player. You just got your Pokemon license to train and battle your way through your local league and maybe fight evil along the way.

HOWEVER, you don't want to catch pokemon. You want to catch other things. You are simply plain sick of pokemon, realizing that there's a whole world of creatures around your area that are just more interesting add to your team of 6.

You decide to skip your trip to the professor's lab and go straight into the wilderness...or the local park. Just as you step into that first patch of grass, THREE powerful-looking creatures confront you for battle. Youve entered their turf and they arent happy.

All you have is your late great grandfather's prototype master ball, and are able to catch one of them to battle the other two.

(who/what 3 creatures do you see before you?)
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>>17160
Curvy futanari demon girl.

Loli with the strength of a thousand men

Average Joe man with the unmistakable blandness that hides a super assassin
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>>17174
abandon thread
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>>17174
(I will roll for the following. I dont have a dice in my house so ill just google for a generator, excuse me)
>Curvy futanari demon girl.
1-2
>Loli with the strength of a thousand men
3-4
>Average Joe man with the unmistakable blandness that hides a super assassin
5-6

(upon googling dice roll, an auto-generated 6-side die shows up in results. cool. anyway...)

You decide to make Loli 1000 your starter. You throw your prototype ball at it and it is instantly caught, and the ball flies right back at you. Upon releasing it for battle, you notice something unfortunate...
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Per the flaws of the prototype master ball, she has devolved into Loli 5 upon capture. She now has the strength of 5 men. Despite being exponentially weaker, it gives you a big hug for being its friend and is ready to defend you now.

She's ready to let herself at 'em and splat 'em, but is still outnumbered and outsized. Curvutanari and Joessassin lunge at her, and you yell out the first command to defend herself...

(call out an attack)
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>>17293
OPTIC BLAST!
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>>17295
PEOW!!

A huge yellow beam shoots out of her eyes. Unfortunately, she misses. Luckily, this scares the other two away and they run back to whence they came. You are quite happy with what feels like a victory, and you decide to start your adventure. You decide to either stock up on supplies or visit the Pokemon center, as that laser kinda tuckered her out.

(choose to go to the pokemon center or the pokemon 7-11)
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>>17362
Pokemon 7-11.
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>>17376
You enter the automatic double doors and the clerk behind the counter greets you. You see all the stuff you need, pokeballs, potions, battle items. and further in, you see some snacks and a slurpee machine. Earlier outside, they were advertising 2/1$ pokeballs and/or glaze donuts and a drink. Theyre even doing that $1 Big Gulp promo again. Your mother gave you some spending money to buy what you need and already start filling up your basket. You look at your wallet...

(what do you get?)
(your last digit post number determines the following:
Even: you can afford everything you picked out, and you get change
Odd:
you don't really have enough, and you get whatever I decide you get)
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>>17401
Pokeball, glaze donuts and a big gulp drink, some potions and five packets of chips all ultra spicy flavor.
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>>17421
You don't have a lot to spend. Also the 2/1$ pokeball/donuts weren't mix and match, and you only get a drink if you got the donuts, as the small text on the corner of the ad says, ending with "otherwise, what's the point?". Anyway, you now have:

2x Pokeballs
5x Torcheetos: Flamin' Charge
1x Potion

As you step out, two blacksuited individuals run past you and rob the store. They appear unarmed, but the bigger guy is grabbing the clerk by the collar. He's about to punch him out, but as you approach them, a shiny strong creature is just standing a couple feet away. it's just standing there, doing it's thing. It sees you and is just about to run away for good. You...

>Take the time to catch it (you decide what it is*, while clerk is knocked unconscious)

>It's not worth it, you gotta save that poor, attractive clerk (you will never see that creature again)

*If you decide to catch it
(Odd: You got it and it's yours, Even: it breaks free from the ball, and escapes for good)
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>>17534
IT'S SHINY, WE GOTTA GET IT!
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>>17657
(you caught it! but what is it?)
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>>17160
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>>19321
starter already picked. maybe we can use this later
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>>17242
Just use the dice you're given by the board
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>>19318
ATOMIC DEATH HOLOCAUST GIGA NIGGA 9000
But shiny=Whie Nigga I guess?
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>>17160
I'll take the pitbull.
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Igglybuff
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>>40025
You send it out along with Loli 5 so that they may be properly introduced. Atomigga generates a fried chicken leg from its hand and gives it to her and you as a token of friendship. It's not very good, it's too crunchy and tough and the meat inside isnt very tender. But now you'll save money on food, and it's stronger than it looks.

Anyway, after a small celebration, the attractive clerk is now bleeding on the floor from being punched too hard. This angers you as you confront the two crooks. They threaten you by sending out two of their own: A Crobat, and a Shiny Garchomp. Yes it's shiny, but you don't take notice or give a shit because these guys are serious.

You nervously send out your two guys for the attack

(Call out two attacks then, roll +2d6)

[attack accuracy*, per creature* = total power**]

*Attack accuracy roll:
Even#: Hit
Odd: Miss
**<6=Critical
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ATOMIGGA USES CHICKEN WING BOOMERANG AND LOLI 5 USED DISTRACT
+2d6
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>>44412
Fuck I mean dice+2d6
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>>44467
I give up.
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>>44467
>>44482
put that dice thing in the Options field.
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>>43225
Ok one last try
>>44501
Thank you anon
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>>43225
That which is shiny eventually causes heavy metal poisoning and a marked decrease in reasoning and lingual affluence
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Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)

>>44412
(Your incompetent rolling caused the following event, but now ill roll for you)

Upon calling out attacks, your creatures are instead distracted by the slurpee machine. Loli 5 starts drinking it from the tap, while Atomigga is intelligent enough to get a Big Gulp cup...but it's not the one to use for slurpees.

Anyway, Crobat Screeches at them, then Garchomp swoops in with Outrage.

But...
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>>49131
...they both dodge in time. The slurpee machine, however, has its defenses critically lowered and Garchomp smashes into it. Garchomp is now covered in Pepsi Cherry Vanilla and Pina Colada. It enjoys licking what's landed near its mouth but is rendered immobile.

Your creatures are angry because no more slurpees. They unleash a new combined attack at Crobat....

dice+1d4

>1=A beam attack, with recharge
>2=A ricocheting elemental shot
>3=A really hard punch
>4=A status move
(you are free to name each of if you feel like it)

For anyone just joining in, your posts control current events only. The adventure has already started
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>49171
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>>49189
Loli 5 uses her Wah Beam alongside Atomigga's Green Scream at Crobat, sending it far into the sky as it does that shiny thing that things always do when theyre sent flying into the sky.

With both of their pokemon out of commission, one of the bad guys grumble about losing and bringing only one pokemon each, and both run away. While you attend to the clerk and call the authorities, you notice a card on the floor. The guys apparently dropped it, and you notice it reads:

"You've just been robbed by Team ____*!! Sayonara, suckers!" followed by their logo.

You remember their name and continue on with your journey. The day is still young after all.

(What is their name? Dice+1d6)

1=Racket
2=Packet
3=Jacket
4=Wreck-it
5=Bucket
6=Maggot
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>49281
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You decide to tackle your first gym. There are dozens of them, but you only need to attend to 8 of them for badges to get into your regional League against the Elite 4. A signpost directs you to 3 of them, and you easily reminisce what each of them use

>Davis uses cat pokemon
>Carrey uses laughing pokemon
>Neutron uses technology pokemon

You decide to battle...
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>>49318
Carrey
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carrey
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>page10
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>56304
thanks friend.

You walk in the direction of Carrey's Gym. Upon entering the town, you pass by another 7-11. It's apparently been robbed as well, with the sight of police and leftover buckets thrown through the glass doors and windows.

Moving forward, and steps away from the gym, you see a battle in progress just outside the entrance. A generic trainer sends out his Ratatta, while the attending guard sends out his Aipom. it's a close battle, but the Ratatta is knocked out by a single Swift star.

"Sorry, kid." Says the guard. "You'll have to beat me to battle the gym leader."

The trainer sullenly withdraws his pokemon and leaves towards the pokemon center. At that moment, the guard walks toward the side of the building and turns his attention to his phone, possibly going on Yamaskbook or hanging around /qst/.

You're itching to fight the gym leader, and you impatiently head toward the gym door hoping the guard doesn't see you.

(roll dice+1d6 ,
if your number is higher than mine, you get to fight the gym leader. Otherwise the guard sees you)
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>57209
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come back op
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