Trashland Quest 3

>>1303038

>Link to the last threads

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1220100/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1265471/

Specifically, last time you had been kidnapped and imprisoned in an island fortress of sorts belonging to a rival tribe known as the Geletres by their chieftess, Ranuelle. It seems her plan is to keep you captive until you relent to accepting the proposal of uniting your tribe and this rival one.

All is not lost though, since you've made a friend in a sympathetic goblin whom has been providing for your needs, and as well you know to have sent a spy among this tribe and others so perhaps help will come when you discover this spy.

>>1303053
what're we doing now? Where we at?

>>1303086
Currently you are being woken up by the goblin lady and an orc helper, after a good night's sleep. She has breakfast brought for you, and should you wish she can fetch Ran who will give you permission to wash and clean yourself. She says, because after a few days here you've got hair on your face bristling, and she takes that as a sign that you could do with a cleaning.

That is of course your own choice, she simply provides the option, after setting the breakfast on wooden plates upon a table in your room for you, pouring a drink and asking the orc with her to draw the curtains and let some light into the room.

>>1303108
Nah, let's keep the beard So i can finally take Trevor more seriously but sure, let's go take a bath after breakfast

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1303108
Spy check!

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>>1303145

>>1303145
KEK

>>1303136
It's not a beard, just some spikies. At any rate though you sit to eat breakfast then, and decide that it's been a several days since you last washed so you might as well if the offer is there. After you're done eating, the goblin with the orc's help, gathers up the plates and cups and says she'll fetch Ran who will accompany you to a washroom.

So for now you've got a little while you understand, before the goblin returns with the chieftess. Going to the attached outhouse to the room to take care of business, you've probably got maybe fifteen, twenty minutes if you wanted to do anything before they return. Naturally, you are still locked within the room.

>>1303171
Nah just wait, look out the window or something

>>1303171
Practice language notes.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1303204
rolling for this

>>1303178
>>1303204
>>1303207
>62

You sit by the window while you wait, taking the chance to go over your notes on the language here. You continue to make good progress, and probably another few weeks and you'll be able to communicate on a very basic level.

Eventually while turning through the pages, you hear a knock at the door, and peering in to see that you're not in need of privacy, the goblin opens the door to Ran. As translated by the goblin, she asks if you slept well and if you thought more on the situation at hand, expecting and hoping that you eventually will relent and take to her plan. Either way though, she's willing to escort you to the washroom of the fort and the goblin recommends you bring a change of clothes.

>>1303227
Right, let's go.

>>1303227
mmmmmmmmkay
grab dat change and follow her

>>1303253
>>1303256
Accepting to go, you set your belongings aside and grab a new pair of clothes from the dresser, before following after Ran and the goblin. A walk through the corridors of the fort, till finally you are shown into a pretty big room with a strong smell of wet clothes and washing in the air, and steam hanging heavy. As far as you can tell, it seems to be a general purpose cleaning room within the fort, both for personal washing as well as the washing of laundry and whatnot. You see some goblins and orcs toiling away at cleaning clothes, and a good few orcs of both genders you notice, getting clean without much a care.

You're not one to be shy, but it's a little uncomfortable the idea of just stripping off and joining amongst all these big green folks to try and get clean with them. Noticing this, the goblin says something to Ran, who finds a spot aside for relatively more privacy with a wooden wall, basically a stall as far as you can tell. Some attendants at Ran's bidding bring over some cleaning stuff for you to use, nothing fancy like hotel mini shampoo bottles like you have from scavenging back at your tribe, but they have the basics like soap and washrags. Interestingly, you notice that they have something of a primitive shower system here, where there's a rope to pull which dumps hot water on you from a trough overhead. Some testing it out and you think the idea is that you alternate between scrubbing and cleaning, and then pulling to dump water, then going back to scrubbing and cleaning while it fills up again.

You can take as long as you like, Ran just sits by and waits patiently, occasionally watching since there's not much else to do rather than checking you out. At least that's the impression you get. Sometimes an orc wanders over to talk to her about something, again, all part of how little people seem to care about that sort of thing, being in the middle of a shower even in front of the tribe's leader.

>>1303303
Get clean.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1303303
Just keep showering man
Try some suggestive poses when Ran's looking, get the place a bit more hotter

>>1303328
aw shit

>>1303328
>15
OP: Her eyes fall to your groin and she begins to snicker
I always knew Trevor was a...

Can I veto his action, OP? Otherwise, Ill roll...though Im not sure why that requires a roll.

>>1303348
The only veto-ing can take place with opposed rolls.

Though it can't just be a higher roll to say no, it would have to be some other action for which you are rolling, to do instead.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>1303353
Stoically take a shower. Ask her if she's content watching us bathe. In our culture, that's a little weird.

>>1303364
>>1303328
>39

You use the time to wash and get clean, making use of the supplies provided. You have an idea to make Ran uncomfortable, but can't really be bothered. You would ask her if this sort of thing is normal, and how for you it's weird, but she kicked the goblin out for the duration.

When finally you finish, she hands you some dry linens to use as a towel, after which you can get dressed. She leads you out of the washroom once you're ready, but summons the goblin over, to which you can ask what you wanted to earlier.

She though seems to have something on her mind, and would have you accompany her if you're willing.

>>1303400
Accompany Ran throughout her duties today.

>>1303400
Ask her /Ran or Goblin lady) if she can send a mesenger or anything to our tribe to tell our friends and ex-wife-to-be we're all right

>>1303409
Did Tari see that we were alive? or does she still think we're dead?

>>1303422
Her uncles wouldve told her. But yes, I support this. Ask Ranuelle to send a messenger to tell our tribe we're safe.

>>1303409
You say that you want to go along with Ran for her day today. She's surprised but not opposed, though she says after midday you'll have to go back to the room because she'll be doing war planning which she doesn't think would be wise if you were there.

>>1303422
She can certainly send a messenger with the news that you want, if you'd like to just prepare a message or actually write something out.

Who better to deliver it then, when she leads you through the fort to a lower level where the building is actually stone down here. By torchlight she takes you what appears to be a jail, specifically a cell with a pair of goblins inside whom you don't recognize yourself but are very happy to see you.

This, it would appear to be, are two of the spies you sent to infiltrate the Geletres tribe. They apparently were doing a good job and even managed to work their way into the fort, however they eventually were caught and found out. Notably though they don't seem injured, hurt or even punished. Ran says by way of translation, that she's willing to send one back to your tribe as the messenger as a sign of good faith, and the other she supposes you can share your room with as company. Your choice, otherwise they'll be given to a goblin family here and integrated.

>>1303460
That's ok
ask the goblin that would stay if he has family or anything

>>1303460
Sure, keep'em.
As for the message, tell Hanasvette we love her an we'll be fine. Tell her to keep the tribe strong. To Nera, we'll be back. To Tari, don't drink so much, a mind in control is a mind in power. And don't cry so much for us or it'll make us cry. For Yulamille, ask her to guide the tribe in our absence, in terms of morality. Tell them to send word to Grumulda and the farm ogres that we've been captured so the plan will be delayed a few days but we will make good on the promise nonetheless. Tell the tribe not to attack, and continue preparations. Goblins with their training and construction, Orcs with their strategies and preparations for war, and trolls for whatever they must do. Bark armor?

>>1303460
And thank Ranuelle. And ask why
>she'll be doing war planning which she doesn't think would be wise if you were there.
Its a good chance to learn.

>>1303469
Which goblin do you want to stay? It's a guy and a girl, they've both got a family back at the tribe. They also both beg to be the one to be sent back, and end up fighting over it, accusing each other of being the one to fail and get caught, and even each offering you personal belongings of worth like a necklace or candy wrappers or a rubber band bracelet.

>>1303475
Do you want that to be a message, or a written letter?

>>1303494
Either way you thank Ran for the choice she's given you. You do ask though why you wouldn't accompany her to the war planning. She's not opposed to it, since ideally by her plan you'd be in control of things eventually, but until then she isn't sure that she should take you along, when you're being belligerent to her plans for the two of you. It seems unwise to let someone who wishes ill and could escape and cause trouble, to see your strategies and such.

You could try and convince her with an argument or roll though, of course.

>>1303514
message cuz they don't speak no english and we dont know if they can even read

And the gurl, shell'be our replacement Nera for the meantime

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1303514
>>1303523
No. They can play rock, paper, scissors.

>>1303514
Convince Ranuelle!

>>1303531
This isn't even funny.

>>1303531
KEK
2 1's out of three rolls
There is a god

>>1303514
Is the 1 an auto-fail or can we get support rolls to override it?

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1303544
1 is auto-fail just as 100 is auto-success.

>>1303523
Well the goblins you know can read English, just as they can speak it.

>>1303531
>1

They don't know what rock paper scissors is, but they have their own version. Resolved with a d2, 1 for the guy, 2 for the girl.

And no, you aren't able to convince Ran. In fact your attempt comes off so poorly, that she takes it as if you're actively intending to steal secrets. As such, you lose your privileges for the rest of the day. Take your goblin and hurry up, it's back to the room with you.

>>1303561
>1

So the guy wins the little betting game, looks like he's the one to take the message back to your tribe. The girl tries not to sulk too much as to not offend you, but you can tell she's upset and wanted to be free as well. In the meantime she sidles up to you worried, hoping things don't go badly for the both of you now that you're being sent back to your room, and she clings to your leg for support.

>>1303568
Pat her on the head and say itll be fine.

>>1303561
OH WAIT. Ask the goblin if she wants the messenger to say anything to her family.

>>1303568
And ask her if she can come chill with us after she's done planning, we kinda wanted to do more but after that 1 that kinda fuked it

>>1303590
That probably goes without saying, and in asking you learn that she and the other goblin had an agreement for what would be done in case only one of them made it out alive. Like if they were stuck in the cell long enough that one had to eat the other.

>>1303573
She feels a bit better at that, and requests to hold your hand if you will.

Either way you're led back to your room together, and unless you need anything, you'll be locked in again. Ran's goblin lady will remain nearby in case you need anything, as usual.

>>1303608
Aw, goblins are so cute.
>Ask goblinspy1 if she needs anything
>Ask goblndoorlady about the tribe. How do they work? What are they known for? How does hierarchy work? Tradition?

>>1303628
The goblin spy would like back her belongings which were taken when she was caught, but you're told this isn't allowed. She asks then for some other clothes then, which is acceptable. Food too since she's hungry, but that's a given.

As for the door lady, after that fiasco with your spies being caught, she's none too happy with you and if you want to have normal conversation you'll have to roll to try to convince her that you're not a bad guy taking advantage of her, and an argument to go with it.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>1303644
Ask for some extra food, surely she wont let her distant sister starve and ask her to Fetch Ran, Goblin spy lady needs one after being stuck there

>>1303663
>25

She's reluctant to help much, but extra food she can do. Ran accompanied you back to your room though, she's right there if you want to talk to her or ask anything.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>1303685
Ask Ran the same questions.

>>1303685
Wait for the support roll, OP.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>1303715
Support roll!

>>1303737
Praise the sun.

>>1303737
>99

So what do you want to ask Ran? Because she'll tell you whatever you want to know.

>>1303771
>How do they work? What are they known for? How does hierarchy work? Tradition?
>Can we tag along again? We didnt mean to sound like we were trying to steal secrets
>Is she a virgin?

>>1303786
Ran's tribe? They work and live mainly off the bayou, and get by with coastal raiding. That's what they're known for, being a more warlike and disciplined folk, and oriented on the riverfront so they are skilled with boats and attacking along the coast here, and rivers inland. Since they are a mostly orc tribe, tradition is important to them, and they follow the usual orc ways of strength and honor. At least, especially inwards and among one another. They tend to help out tribes nearby to them who don't have a fighting chance though, particularly in years past against the troll tribe to the east whom have become a threat in their expansions.

For tagging along, she'll relent and let you come with her, but back to square one of not allowing you in on any war planning. At least not yet.

As for her own relationship experiences, the marriage to her late husband had been consummated as is tradition, but beyond that first night, she is inexperienced in such matters.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>1303859
We can show you how you should move and behave for when you're ready next week after the planning. Gnome Saiyan?

>>1303859
>inexperienced
Well this'll be interesting. but we have no poison to use to kill her anymore.

>tell Goblinspy1 to relax and we'll be back later today.
>let's go.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>1303881
Stop...just stop...
>>1303881
>>1303859
Override w/ this:
>>1303883

We'll ask if we'll see her tonight after she dismisses us before the meeting. but not now.

>>1303888
:^)

>>1303902
Control your libido, holy crap. At every action the matters of sex is at the top of your list.

>>1303911
That's what I live for!
I'm mostly doing it to mess with you so I can have some fun

>>1303881
>>1303888
>19

You find it a little amusing that she's generally more capable and experienced than you in most ways, but not this most personal matter. Rather than teasing her on it though, you figure just to keep things professional, for now.

You tell the goblin to wait here, though she is terrified to be left alone and clings to your leg, pleading not to. You tell her though it'll be alright and that you'll return soon enough. She pouts and seems quite upset, walking over to the mass of pillows, and burying her head in them out of fear. At that though you leave her and continue with Ran, who first has to handle matters in the fort. Going through the corridors, she first comes to something of a sparring room if you had to guess, currently being used. Two orcs though approach her, you saw them having sat apart from others, beseeching her for something. Ran's goblin translates that there was a fight between them the prior night and it is to be resolved, a situation where one supposedly got the other's friend banished from the fort by causing a scandal.

Ran would have them fight it out to determine who is in the right, but she decides to ask how you would handle this matter.

>>1303924
Wait...so what're they fighting about? One is just mad about the other banishing his friend. There is no problem I see here. Explain please OP.

>>1303940
An orc got kicked out of the fort for having stolen something from another. One of these two orcs though believes that the other one planted the stolen item to frame his friend, the one whom got kicked out.

Ran would have them physically fight, and the winner is the one who is right. Maybe though you have another idea.

>>1303924
If there isnt any problem to be solved, and one is just mad at the other, let them fight it out. Though we dont know if weapons would be permitted by her but we would only allow bare-handed fights with no armor. That way, the one who is mad can satisfactorily channel his anger onto the other one, but not without the accused being able to defend himself. Of course, this means that the accused may also succeed in beating the Orcish out of the orc who is mad. If the mad orc wins, the orc who has lost will be bloody and battered and will confess to the entire tribe that he spread a scandal that got the orc's friend banished and that the scandal was nothing but a scandal with no merit of truth. Then personally go and get the orc who was banished. If he fails, he will be banished himself. If he finds him, and if the orc who was banished doesnt kill him, he is to bring him back to the tribe and apologize. If the orc who is accused wins, he has his pride and dignity and reputation appropriately defended and will get an apology from the orc who lost. In addition, he can something of the mad orc. Or course, it cant be excessive.

>>1303970
>>1303972
But stress it isnt matter who is right because we cant prove who is honest and who isnt. So we'll settle it like this. if the mad orc wants to defend his friend, he'll have to be strong enough to do so.

>>1303984
>>1303972
Your decision is basically in line with what hers was, though rather than barehanded, they use wooden weapons here.

But sure, they fight it out as all present look on and cheer, and the accuser comes to win by a pinch. The accused is unhappy but accepts the judgement, and will remove himself from the fort by tomorrow, and getting the one who was kicked out back in his place.

Ran approves of all this, and seems to willingly step back from it all, and let you be the one who is seen to permit what happened, such that you get the praise of the orcs there and to be seen as the problem solver with respect to traditions. Both the accused and accuser show their respect to you personally for this. Once things get back to normal and the place goes back to the usual routine of folks sparring and practicing, Ran asks if that's how things are done in your tribe? Do you get that same response from the citizens?

>>1304021
Similar but not quite. We are still learning. Sometimes strong decisions and strong actions are necessary.

>>1304048
>>1304061
You explain how things were for you, and she definitely agrees that the more direct manner is better, again confirming that she would prefer you to rule things in her stead.

At any rate though, the next order of business is just the simple matter of meeting with citizens of the town with petitions for her. It takes place in more of a ceremonial meeting hall within the center of the fort, with high ceilings and balconies of higher floors looking down, where some folks even are gathered to watch. There is a throne at the head of the hall, and people are allowed in to speak or make requests. She thinks you did a good job with the earlier dispute though, that she offers you to handle the matter with these citizens yourself.

You don't have to though, but she'd be interested to see how you handle just simple day to day governing.

>>1304108
We would like to learn. So we would rather work together on this. Or she could advise us as we make decisions?

Im not good at day-to-day ones, OP.

>>1304119
You can always decline, but she's more than happy to assist you. She thinks it normally quite bothersome and boring, so working together would be much more interesting. The citizens are allowed in one issue at a time to present, and seek answers.

>The first group says that there is disease rampant in the goblin side of town due to cramped living and tepid water. This would take some serious construction to remedy though, with more and spacious housing.
>The second group says that due to disrepair, the riverside portion of town is collapsing into the water in places. Labor force for infrastructure though is low, without much needed funds being given to hire/pay workers.
>The third group are river workers and request armed protection from the trolls deep in the bayou. At this time though the tribe doesn't have a lot of warriors to spare.
>The fourth group are refugees seeking shelter from the troll tribe to the east, though obviously the town is already crowded.
>The fifth group is from another tribe, seeking assistance against that same troll group. For their support they would accept vassalage, which has been prompted for a long time. After their former chief died though to the trolls, they are more accepting.

You might be able to see now why Ran doesn't have a taste for being chieftess, particularly when not all problems can be solved. She thinks at best you could maybe solve two or three if the tribe tried really hard. She can offer advice though on any matter if you seek it.

>>1304170
>The first group says that there is disease rampant in the goblin side of town due to cramped living and tepid water. This would take some serious construction to remedy though, with more and spacious housing.
>The second group says that due to disrepair, the riverside portion of town is collapsing into the water in places. Labor force for infrastructure though is low, without much needed funds being given to hire/pay workers.
Goblins who want a better home can move to the riverside portion of the town and help with the repairs. The goblins who are intent on remaining as they are can tear down the houses left behind for more space. They can begin to focus on restoration (of hygiene) after.
>The fourth group are refugees seeking shelter from the troll tribe to the east, though obviously the town is already crowded.
Ask Ranuelle if it would be okay to accept them into our tribe as hers is too populated.

>The fourth group are refugees seeking shelter from the troll tribe to the east, though obviously the town is already crowded.
>The fifth group is from another tribe, seeking assistance against that same troll group. For their support they would accept vassalage, which has been prompted for a long time. After their former chief died though to the trolls, they are more accepting.
Ask for Ranuelles advice on these two.

>>1304185
Crap, wrong one.
>The fourth group are refugees seeking shelter from the troll tribe to the east, though obviously the town is already crowded.
>The fifth group is from another tribe, seeking assistance against that same troll group. For their support they would accept vassalage, which has been prompted for a long time. After their former chief died though to the trolls, they are more accepting.
Ask for Ranuelles advice on these two.

NOT THIS. THIS:

>The third group are river workers and request armed protection from the trolls deep in the bayou. At this time though the tribe doesn't have a lot of warriors to spare.
>The fifth group is from another tribe, seeking assistance against that same troll group. For their support they would accept vassalage, which has been prompted for a long time. After their former chief died though to the trolls, they are more accepting.
Ask for Ranuelles advice on these two.

>>1304185
>Goblins who want a better home can move to the riverside portion of the town and help with the repairs
AND work alongside pre-existing labor workers to build more homes.

>>1304185
You make a case on the matter of the goblin side for dispersal. You'll have to wait to see how they respond but Ran thinks it is a clever solution to the problem.

As for the refugees, she's fine with them joining your tribe instead. Though they have traveled long and far, many would rather not travel even farther for shelter. Some certainly will though, and in the meantime she considers putting the refugees up in the fort till proper accommodations are found for them.

For the last two, the river workers she thinks is a really minor problem. She would rather not engage the deep bayou trolls and possibly get another enemy, when already they're at war with the eastern land trolls. Ideally the best thing would be to enter into diplomacy with the bayou trolls, but they're a weird lot she says, and wouldn't know well how to approach them on that. Certainly, she wouldn't be suited for it, hinting that at some point maybe you could.

On the last matter, her tribe regularly helps out other tribes in the area. Probably the best solution would be for this tribe to retreat temporarily from their land and find shelter with Ran's lot, then together they mount a counterattack at a later date and reclaim that tribe's home. However she knows she can't argue that to them well enough, they'll just be upset over it. Maybe you could make a case good enough for them though.

>>1304203
Thank Ran.

>The fourth group are refugees seeking shelter from the troll tribe to the east, though obviously the town is already crowded.
As per Ranuelle's advice, they will be held in the fort. Those who are willing to find permanent homes in the Grinwold tribe will recuperate for two days. In that time, they, as said earlier, will rest but also prepare for their departure to our tribe. Those who do no will remain until proper accommodations will be made for them.

>The third group are river workers and request armed protection from the trolls deep in the bayou. At this time though the tribe doesn't have a lot of warriors to spare.
Tell them we will meet with the Bayou Trolls and settle a favorable situation for them.

>The fifth group is from another tribe, seeking assistance against that same troll group. For their support they would accept vassalage, which has been prompted for a long time. After their former chief died though to the trolls, they are more accepting.
Who's speaking?

>>1304216
Ran is impressed with your problem solving and bravery, particularly towards the bayou trolls.

As for the last group, the one speaking is the daughter of the former chief, come here with the petition. Her brother took over as new chief and together they are more accepting of being subordinate to Ran's tribe if it means peace for their own.

>>1304231
Ask her what is the current state of their tribe? How dire are they in need of aid?

>>1304231

What is the name of their tribe?

>>1304234
>>1304244
It's pretty bad. They're not on the forefront of the fighting, otherwise the Geletres would be protecting them. They keep getting harassed by troll raids. They don't think they'll last another week or so on their own, before they too become refugees.

The name of their tribe is the Eivanol.

>>1304266
Tell them a wolf without a home is still a wolf with fangs. But a wolf who is dead is mere meat, and a disgrace to her father. This is their choice: wait like sheep to be slaughtered by the trolls or recede to the Geletres. The later will entail that they retreat from their tribe, forfeiting their homes to bide their time and muster their forces. And when the trolls are lax, WE will initiate the attack, vaulting warriors of both the Geletres and the Eivanol to butcher the trolls where they stand. Let the trolls relish in their supposed victory, before their blood soaks the dirt of her home. Let the trolls understand that the Eivanol stand on the very blood trollkin, and they will be that much less willing to raid them again in the future. If she wishes immediate aid, however, then she will not get any. It would require the Geletres to forfeit warriors to the Eivanol for an effort that will stale over time. The trolls will continue, and both tribes will still continue to lose warriors until her own people are sick of never-ending harassment from the trolls and a debt to another tribe. It is an easy decision, only made hard by attachment to their homes, homes they will soon regain with greater prestige to mark their standing.

I don't know, OP.

>>1304274
Well when you put it like that, and the goblin translates, the other tribe's representative pretty quickly comes around to a decision to accept temporary retreat and then a counterattack.

She doesn't seem happy with it, but she is obviously grateful and thanks you for the decision. Beyond that, there's not much else to busy yourselves with, Ran has some folks dedicated to these matters (mostly goblins) to hammer out the fine details with the different groups who came for help, leaving the rest up to them. You and her though, are done with these matters for now.

It's approaching midday so that means lunch if you'll take it with her. Either way though, She rests a strong hand on your shoulder as the petitioners take their leave, and she expresses once again how well you handled things and how it just confirms what she believed. Even though you are her captive, a rival chief and enemy, she is still proud of you.

>>1304279
>captive
>enemy
>rival chief
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5FfJ89rGPc

Tell her we learn quick. Let's go.

>>1304285
Lunch it is then, as she leads the way to one of the common rooms, set aside for the refugees. It seems sensible to eat with them as a good gesture. The food is decent too, and most of the folks there are more than anything, interested in you, the human. Naturally they have lots of questions about you and where you come from. The goblin lady is willing to translate. Ran though all the while is just remains quiet as ever, simply focused on eating and not much else, though obviously would respond if you tried talking to her.

>>1304279
We don't need to be enemies m'lady

>>1304298
Answer their questions until there are noooone, if we're going to be her chief they need to know us, and tell the tragic tale of how we were separated from our ex-wife-to-be

>>1304298
Answer the questions but focus on eating quietly else-wise.

>>1304300
No one needs to know that. They dont give a crap either. Only that we're humans and human stuff. In fact, telling them this may hurt us.
"Oi look, its that human. He's such a dramatic faggot."

>>1304304
It could be entertaining to the goblins, they're pretty impresionable right?
Are there goblins asking questions op?

>>1304298
OP, my turf is snow and ice. I dont like swamps. Having more swamp territory to look over makes me stressed.

>>1304306
The goblins dont give a crap either. Just about having things and humans stuff. Not a bad soap opera.

>>1304306
It's general questions from everyone, orcs and goblins.

>>1304308
Well then you should have gone on an ecology field trip in up north and gotten lost there instead of Louisiana.

>>1304301
>>1304300
Opposing actions!

>>1304310
Just answer questions

>>1304301
>>1304312
Im trying to resonant with Ranuelle, Masochist Anon. That, and when faced with those who act like me, their behaviors draws out my own. But their is a respect and wholesome peace in silence. I think she would appreciate us not rambling.

>>1304313
>their
there

Oh man. Anyway, just to explain my action.

>>1304313
>>1304315
Or maybe she's really that socially inept.

>>1304312
>>1304313
>>1304315
You just keep to answering questions for now, which satisfies the curiosity of the refugees and makes you a subject of much discussion. Something for them to take with them back to your tribe you suppose, those of them who are leaving.

Unless there's anything else you have in mind then, once you're finished eating, Ran will escort you back to your room, for the rest of the day.

>>1304324
Take it away Masochist Anon. Lay on that virgin charm.

Ask her if we'll be seeing her tonight.

>>1304324
Ask her if we can take Goblin Spy Lady to the washroom? If she's going to be sleeping with us she's gonna need a bath after staying in the prison cell

>>1304333
>>1304331
Sure a quick trip to the washroom is alright. When you return to your room though, the goblin spy is nowhere to be found. Stepping inside, you look around, till you hear an angry scream from above, as the goblin jumps down from hiding above the door, landing on your shoulders and wrapping her arms around your head, as her tiny little hands cover your face and she attempts to assassinate you by twisting your neck.

You hear lots of angry shouting and profanities uttered as she keeps telling to you die, growling and clearly quite vicious. Eventually after about a minute though she comes to realize that it's you. She goes rather quiet and apologizes, saying she thought you left her and she'd have to fend for herself. With her whole body basically wrapped around your head, you can feel her heart beating rapidly in panic, as she more or less pleads for mercy without actually begging.

>>1304342
LOLOLOLOLOL LAUGH!
Then hug her and squeal she's so cute! Why do you make goblins so cute, Key?

>>1304342
This
>>1304348
Then mention the bath we asked for her

>>1304342
Oh and apologize for leaving her. She can sleep sound tonight as we'll remain with her.

>>1304348
You tell her you've got a chance to get her clean, she refuses at first saying she's a cold blooded killer and being clean is for a proper lady. Eventually though she accepts if you'll let her ride on your shoulders all the way there.

So you take her to the washroom where she's actually delighted to be able to have the chance to use soap and a washrag, and hot water, the shower system frightening her at first but soon amazing her. Like the other brute-kin, propriety doesn't seem to be that big of a thing and she asks you to scrub her clean, but for your own sake you'd probably just wait outside.

>>1304342
Give her a headpat

>>1304359
Scrub her, and she can help us scrub too.

>>1304359
Nah, scrub her. Such securities of the flesh are illusions conjured by propriety of society. And she's like a daughter we'll never have too! Not implying pedophilia. We keep our clothes on.

Anyway
>>1304348
>links this
>not one word of calling gob cute

>>1304362
We've already scrubbed today.

>>1304362
Supporting

>>1304367
Stop getting aroused.

>>1304366
Why not do it again?

Consensus, scrub as well, or no scrub as well?

>>1304368
You can't stop me, dad

>>1304362
>>1304367
2 for scrub
>>1304366
1 for no scrub

>>1304371
>>1304373

>>1304372
Im not mom anymore?
>>1304373
Anon is intent on irritating me because I dont let him kill us with impulsive actions and a penis for a brain.

>>1304373
So it looks like you could do with another wash, if that's what the goblin wants. So bundling up your clothes together, you find a little bench to pull up so you can sit down and better match her height, and wash up again for you and the first time for her. It's uncomfortable at first, but her energetic and playful nature is distracting enough that before long you're not bothered and just busy trying not to laugh. Taking turns at scrubbing each other, you both end up covered in soap suds and a water fight ensues which doubles as washing everything off. By the end she hugs and thanks you again for saving her at least from jail even if not from this town.

All in all it's actually a nice lighthearted experience, something you really enjoy and needed after all the recent hardships and complicated problems of being kidnapped and the politics of everything. You both dry off with linens brought by Ran again, though the goblin doesn't have a clean set of clothes with her, so you end up just carrying her back to the room in a towel, while new clothes can be brought. Once back in the room she just sits with you while waiting for the clothes which will be brought by Ran's goblin. Ran herself stands by and asks your own goblin if you'll be needing anything then? You'll be locked in here till this evening when she returns after dinner to bring you both food.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>1304385
Nothing. Bid Ranuelle good luck.

After she leaves, lesrn language witht e goblin.

>>1304386
Ooooooohmyyyyyygooooood

I feel like this is wasted. Like we should instead break Ranuelles mind instead.

>>1304385
Nah it's cool, we can have some family approved fun with the Goblin until then
Hopefully Ran will pick up some hints and see what being nice got us

>>1304386
Can we cancel this action and save the roll for later op?

>>1304385
>leaving us locked in here with a female shortstack

That's her mistake.

We shall have PG-13 nudity and maybe some nice touching for tonight. Lets work on our anal super final combo mega orgasm attack.

>>1304388
Why don't we will our dick to grow another inch?

>>1304390
If we can save the roll, I would like to.

Goodnight.

>>1304396
Omfg not another one.

Im sorry, OP. Your quests are cursed.

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>>1304397
>>1304396
My sides

>>1304390
If we're allowed to save that roll, we're saving it to mind-break Ranuelle. Apparently thats the only way we'll be able to put us back into a safe zone and her under us.

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>>1304390
No, no banking rolls. You can switch them to something else if you really want, but it has to be something which is happening at the same time (now).


>>1304396
>Lets work on our anal super final combo mega orgasm attack.

N-Nani?!

>>1304402
It's a crying shame you know, maybe if you'd have rolled it for when/if you plan to do it, you could have gotten the goblin's help in doing that together to her.

>>1304404
Do it! Break Ranuelles mind!

>>1304404
Right now! Pull her in!

>>1304403
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay
Keep it with the language learning action
And lets just have pg-13 nekkid family friendly fun with the Goblin until food arrives
Unless
>>1304406
This is possible

>>1304409
>>1304408
>>1304406
Come on OP, dont fail us now. Our spies are pretty useless now. We have little in the way of freedom. The story is become anticlimatic but you could save it! Yes!

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>>1304410
That's a dirty strat

>>1304411
Strat?

>>1304406
>>1304408
What are you using the 99 for though? What you want to do is a multi step process. You have a 99 for one step. If you want to use it on the step which could mind break, that means it isn't used on the step to say, bring her into the room.

>99 for mindbreak
>Didn't roll high enough to pull her into the room, so the 99 never mattered.

>>1304421
>99 for mindbreak
Roll for bringing her into the room?

>>1304425
You'd have to roll for every step, and she's got plenty of steps to her, since you can't even try to use force.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>1304421
Mm. Convincing.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1304428
Holy shit

>>1304428
Anon found the wrong thread. Dont mind him.
>>1304421
Persuasion check.

Welp
At least we still have family friendly fun with the Goblin
But right now i gtg sleep

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>1304421
Meep

>>1304421
Until tomorrow OP when we have more anons to roll, right Masochist Anon? Lets end this her tonight.

nervous laughter

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>1304421
Why so unnecessarily complicated? We are already staying in the same room.

>>1304511
So
>88
For getting her into the room
And
>99
For mind break

We are all pimp now boiz

>>1304801
No no no.
99 is for "anal super final combo mega orgasm attack".
If that also mind breaks her, well.... We got some extra cherry on top of our dick then.

>>1304842
No. 99 is for mindbreak. You can roll your own 99 for getting shit on our penis.

>>1304842
The name implies mind break, what kind of female could take such an attack and not end up mind broke

>>1304845
Not allowed to roll again.

>>1304847
The secret is that we'd build up our "special" ability after many rolls, so we don't need to roll in the future when our attack was strong enough, that it would mind break just from the tip!

>>1304856
>Not allowed to roll again.
Not my problem, boy.

>The secret is that we'd build up our "special" ability after many rolls, so we don't need to roll in the future when our attack was strong enough, that it would mind break just from the tip!
You're a virgin.

>>1304861
Says the bitter virgin.

Needa stop your projecting brah.

>>1304872
You said I was a virgin? ;)

But Im not projecting. Stop trying to get shit on our penis.

>>1304875
Stop being such a massive german autist, and getting all worked up when no one follows in lock goose step behind you.

Its like you don't know how to have butt sex despite how anal you are.

>>1304884
Now fallacies? No, I'm just expressing my own sentiments and defending them. I dont expect anyone to follow in step. And this is how I sound. Who said I was worked up?

>Its like you don't know how to have butt sex
>despite how anal you are.
You mean "banal"? Banal means lacking in originality. You used the word wrong.

And really, dude? Massive German autist?
Here's what you typed thus far:
>>1304396
>>1304397
>>1304842
>>1304872
Really? lol Im not trying to sound bitterly sarcastic. Im actually laughing.

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>>1304890
You can't help but feel uncontrollable need to respond.

Its only the "wrong word" because it triggers your autism.

Really now, be honest with your condition, only you feel triggered by my post.

>>1304909
How sure are you about that? I respond to another's post out of respect. And it's the wrong word because it's the wrong word. Learn some grammar, man. I told you for your own knowledge, not to get a one-up over you. Admit your mistakes and don't make them again.

>triggered
You're wasting my time :(
Stop trying to bait me. You won't succeed.

>>1304890
>Im not trying to sound bitterly sarcastic. Im actually laughing.

Trying to convince yourself that hard huh?

>>1304915
>Being this retarded.
Its like you don't know you've been insulted and carry on like a autist by acting like a grammar nazi.

Stop replying to my posts if you don't want to get baited noob.

>>1304937
You need to grow up. What're you? 14? 15? Am I wrong?

>Trying to convince yourself that hard huh?
No, I was trying not to offend you. But I see you got triggered anyway. How does it feel to be treated like a retard, anon?

>Its like you don't know you've been insulted and carry on like a autist by acting like a grammar nazi.
Oh Im aware. But you havent insulted me. And Im not immature enough to cede to desperate provocation.

>>1304909
You were trying way too hard here. Like you wanted to cover what I said with a spastic string of comments to defend your insecurities.

>Stop replying to my posts if you don't want to get baited noob.
Who said I didnt want to get baited? All I said is that you aren't keen enough to bait me. Now stop embarrassing yourself, man. Just act a little more mature, yes?

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>>1304951
>>1304937
Oemgee guuuurls calm down
You're both pretty

>>1304960
Don't disrupt my fun, Masochist Anon :>

>>1304951
How does it feel to be an actual retard?

If you were aware then why say something so stupid as "You used the word wrong." Dumbass!

Not even trying, you however put so much autistic effort into you post its sad.

>your insecurities.
Agreed. But that won't stop you from projecting now won't it lil man?

>>1304960
Don't talk when the previews are playing in theater.

>>1304971
>If you were aware then why say something so stupid as "You used the word wrong."
Aware of what? You used the word wrong unknowingly. So I pointed that out for your sake so as to save you the embarrassment of coming off as a retard in the witness of a future audience.
>How does it feel to be an actual retard?
>Dumbass!
>you however put so much autistic effort into you post its sad.
>lil man?
Ad hominems only belittle your argument and show how little you have to offer. It doesnt speak well of your intelligence, anon. Like I said, stop embarrassing yourself. We can go all day but Im offering you a pass. I like to have arguments and discussion. You're only stressing yourself while feeding me.

>>1304971
And you're REALLY getting triggered lol
Like dayum, dude

>>1304984
LOL, You really going with that act?

That's fine, just shows you can't handle bantz without trying to force it into an area you think you can win in. You've already lost.

>Ad hominems
Said the virgin.

If only you realized you have no argument but the imagine one you made up to feel better about your shattered pride.

>>1304988
That's just a sad attempt.

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>>1304984
you're even triggering me anon, reading ur posts is nought to slightly irritate me

>>1305009
>nought
Enough

>>1305009
Think of the green booty, and green weenie. When they come together they make something magical!

Indian curry from last night.

>>1305003
>LOL, You really going with that act?
Anon, do you realize how you sound yourself?
>Said the virgin.
You fail high school english?
>If only you realized you have no argument but the imagine one you made up to feel better about your shattered pride.
Anon, the fact you believe this means one of two things. Perhaps both.1
1. You're very desperate to try to come off as someone who isnt hurt.
2. You don't have the intelligence to understand what Im typing.
>That's fine, just shows you can't handle bantz without trying to force it into an area you think you can win in. You've already lost.
Like I said, anon, your attempts to bait me are feeble. By all means, continue.
>>1305009
That's my argument charm ;)
I use certain words at the right time to irritate the other person if they dont know what they're doing. It's like teasing to me. But a more subtle and comical (for me) type of thing.

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>>1305017
Couldn't find the original.

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>>1305027
>I use certain words at the right time to irritate the other person
y tho
i haven't done anything

How can u find doing that funny?

>>1305040
Oh not you. But the effect is generalized, obviously. It wasnt meant for you but if you read it, it's supposed to irritate you too. I dont think directing it to a specific person is possible.

>How can u find doing that funny?
Because if the person is wasting my time and has a low level of intelligence but continues to insist (we define the accumulation of these three by the word "troll") then I indulge them a little but instead on my terms. It's fun for me to belittle those who are trying to belittle others. Does that make sense?

>>1305040
>>1305050
How about this: it's an extension of soft-core sadism. And if you didnt know, sadism also extends to the emotional and mental planes. Not just that of the physical.

>>1305027
Are you even capable of reading your own posts without seeing the hypocrisy?

You failed school?

>very desperate
>intelligence
Sounds like alot of projecting again, you come off as having an hidden inferiority complex that you try to compensate for don't ya?

I'm not even trying at this point, I can post about marrying Ran and you'll screech about it for 15 posts.

Also>>1304861
>You're a virgin.
Its funny to me how you can be so hypocritical and yet be in so much denial. You project so much and so hard, and think trying to cover it up with pretending to and argue and debate its just comical.

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>>1305050
i dunno but i like u a bit less now

>>1305050
>>1305056
This is just sad. I think you've convinced yourself that your bigger and better than you really are, and told yourself "ooh I'm winning an internet argument this way" because if you don't accept your own koolaid, it make you break down and cry. Okay maybe not that but you'd probably feel worse or mad. Probably both.

>>1305068
>having an hidden inferiority complex that you try to compensate
i feel that too but i can't place which one im thinking about

>>1305068
>Its funny to me how you can be so hypocritical and yet be in so much denial. You project so much and so hard, and think trying to cover it up with pretending to and argue and debate its just comical.
>Sounds like alot of projecting again, you come off as having an hidden inferiority complex that you try to compensate for don't ya?
>Are you even capable of reading your own posts without seeing the hypocrisy?
Anon, stop. This isn't fun anymore. The expanse of your ignorance is actually worrying me now. Stop embarrassing yourself.

>You failed school
School is too easy to fail. Well only in the U.S.

>>1305071
You didnt hate me before? And we all have our "likes" anon, just like you with your maverick fetishes. See? This is mine. Intellectual stimulation that can interlock with my fetish for sadism. Sorry for triggering you though. I seem to do that a lot.

>>1305074
I've convinced myself? Sorry, anon. I can't delude myself. It's one of my foundations. I can;t even distract myself. I know the benefits and consequences of my actions and I accept all of them readily.
And who said this was an internet argument? You were arguing with me, anon. Apparently you havent noticed but I didnt once insult you. Ive just told you how youve been acting while you yourself fling insults at me. Don't delude yourself, man. And I wasn't wrong about you being 14 or 15, was I? Millennials tend to have this superficial pride conceived form their insecurities and ignorance. Words to the wise, it's better if you abandon that and actually pursue something that'll give you some actual pride.

Thanks for stopping your assertions though.

>>1305089
>School is too easy to fail.
School is too easy to NOT fail. Sorry.

>>1305081
Want me to help you?

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>Thread explodes and then implodes while I'm away

What in the name of fun?

>>1305099
I don't know but it wasn't bad.

Anal anon got an 88 on luring Ranuelle in though

>>1305089
It was fun when you were acting autistic, it became sad when I realized how deluded you are, and you can't even own up to it.

I'd love to be 14 again, but Its more embarrassing for you if you've been arguing with a 14 year old all this time. That just shows roughly your emotional maturity level.

>>1305099
>When someone is autistic and gets trolled.
I feel sorry for the guy. Like if a sad autistic wannabe know it all leftists could not ever accept or realize reality.

>>1305089
>You didnt hate me before?
Sometimes i really really do and even drive me away from the quest
And a lot more when u shift into old anon form

>>1305105
No luring was your roll. Mine is for special butt sex attack. Nice try tho.

>>1305112
oh
now you sound like him
great

Rolled 77, 36 = 113 (2d100)

>>1305099

I'm rolling to cannibalize the nearest living thing.
The second is for resisting adverse effects of raw flesh

>>1305116
Relax, its part trolling, part truth, and mostly shitposting.

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>>1305118
A wild anon appears!

>>1305112
>but Its more embarrassing for you if you've been arguing with a 14 year old all this time. That just shows roughly your emotional maturity level.
lol Like I said, anon. Ive just been brushing of youre attacks.
>It was fun when you were acting autistic, it became sad when I realized how deluded you are, and you can't even own up to it.
I was trying not to point that out about you but since it's out there already...what were you saying about hipocrisy?
>I feel sorry for the guy. Like if a sad autistic wannabe know it all leftists could not ever accept or realize reality.
Holy shit, are you one of those political bigots that get washed up in the irrational passion of the people? That explains everything.
>>1305115
No, your roll was for luring mine was for mindbreak. OP offered the choice and I chose. Nice try though. Scroll up and read next time before typing.
>>1305113
Which is why I asked you a long time ago to define what he acted so I could not act like him for your sake.

>>1305133
>youre
your
>>1305118
I dont know why but I actually want to support this.

>>1305099
so we fukin Ran or not?
If that 88 got us nothing id rather just learn orc while playing with Goblin Spy lady

>>1305149
if it only got us one step closer, fuk it, ignore the attempts at initiating secks

>>1305149
I think Im actually okay with marrying Ranuelle. It doesnt seem like we can get rid of her either way. And I successfully got us some credit with the tribe yesterday. I still plan on her dying, however. Hanasvette all the way.
>>1305153
Nope. Try harder, fall higher. Go all the way, PP.

Can't stay for long but maybe can resolve things.

So there's a 77 to cannibalize the nearest living thing, the goblin spy. There's an 88 to lure Ran into the room, that works.

So it looks like the course of action is to bring Ran into the room and then turn on and kill the goblin and start eating her?

>>1305133
No you haven't, you been projecting this entire time. You're the one who tried to go super cereal!

>Right back at you and sticks like glue.
Seriously?

Using a well know example. Not that you'd be off your meds long enough to realize it.

>>1305153
>I think Im actually okay with marrying Ranuelle.
ye-
>I still plan on her dying

>Nope. Try harder, fall higher. Go all the way, PP.
There's no point if she's just goin to fookin die.
fuck off

>>1305163

Yes, do it

>>1305099
OP, can we rush the troll tribe that's been an issue as of late with the combined forces of the Geletres, their vassal tribes, Grinwold, and the Ogres?

>>1305163
No. We will lure Ran inside the room and proceed with whatever is necessary before mind breaking her with the 99 I rolled. NO EATING GOBLIN.

>>1305164
Oh stop wasting my time.

>>1305163
you trying to derail your own quest?
dafuq

>>1305165
I'm fine with marrying her, it be faster at this point to advance the story, than try and get out of this, and deal with her coming back to either recapture us or castrate us. Probably kill Hana in the process.

>>1305169
Then don't respond dumbass.

>>1305167
>>1305173
It's all based on rolls, unless someone can beat purple's 77, it's going to happen.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>1305165
>There's no point if she's just goin to fookin die.
Of course there's a point. We'll get what we need to escape her clutches. And why are you worried about her dying? Once another potential mate comes along, you'll hope off Ranuelle's lap and run to the new one.

>>1305173
OP just understands that /qst is starting to be flooded with...well many unique people.

>Then don't respond dumbass.
>dumbass
Im fine if it frustrates you ;)

>>1305177
Rolling.

>>1305173
Zee naziees have come and killed his motivation for running and hopes to end it soon.

>>1305178
>hope
hop

>>1305178
>23
I guess we're eating the cute goblin who's trusted us thus far :( ...and destroying any approval from Ranuelle we've gained thus far

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>>1305178
>you'll hope off Ranuelle's lap and run to the new one.
>>1305177
wut
but its 2 v1
2 against it
dafuq
That's not how you handled me rolling to eat her out, you stright up chose their action over mine, and i rolled higher than them

>>1305177
Did 99 get discarded? This is a terrible dice system.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>1305167
I'm ba--what the shit?
>>1305177
No vore

>>1305190
99 is still there. But it's for the mindbreak, not the counter roll.

>>1305192
Who are you?

>>1305198
Who are you?

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>>1305177
>>1305189

>>1305192
HOLY HELLS.

>>1305192
>>1305178
Uh oh, looks like you're set to kill the goblin.

>>1305215
Waaait PP and Anal Anon didnt roll yet

>>1305215
oh for fucks sake
c'mon
really?
>>1305189

>>1305215
Key, why would you take some random troll anon's, that just popped in, action to eat a goblin when the majority disagree?

>>1305220
Hes taking it out on us!

I don't see why we have to, we can either vote against it or I can dump my roll to counter. 88>77

>>1305189
>>1305220
Come on really what? People complained last time that anyone who didn't agree with the majority would just get bulldozed over, so I decided rolling is more fair. At least then everyone gets an equal chance.

>>1305222
You literally just supported the action yourself. And he posted more than once, so he can't be a troll!

>>1305227
This would work, if you wish it.

>>1305227
We need that 88. Ranuelles has high DCs against deviation from routine.

>>1305232
No one complained about majority rule. Only maybe PP because Grey anon and I didnt allow his to think with his libido.
>You literally just supported the action yourself.
No, I said I WANTED to for some odd reason
See here:
>>1305136
>This would work, if you wish it.
Nope.

>>1305233
Nein, mein Fuhrer!

>>1305232
Can we cook her before we eat her?

>>1305243
So you dont want to bed Ranuelle? Im just laying it as it is. Ask OP if youd like. We talked about it in the quest chat. But frankly, it's obvious either way.

>>1305232
that was me u dick
and that was different, i was actually playing unlike the troll anon that suggested we eat her, that wasn't fair and this isn't either, i rolled higher and still got shit on, why not apply that here?

I just want to say...the consequences of eating gob-chan are likely as follows:

1. Lose all respect from Ranuelle
2. Much disgust from tribe
3. Not bedding Ranuelle

>>1305249
>77
there's two fucking posts with that id, if u want this to die just say so holy shit

Take note yellow anon this is real sadism

I don't want to destroy the Quest, so I'll have my roll go to language study.

>>1305239
>No one complained about majority rule.

Certifiably false. Also don't argue with me.

>>1305244
It was a different player, in the previous thread who said he tended towards spectating because his choices were never followed.

>>1305244
If you want to sure!

>>1305262
Anon, this isnt real sadism. Sadism is deriving pleasure from the pain of others, not fucking eating cute goblins. I know what sadism is.

>>1305265
Sadism is making someone eat themself, if you want clarification. Not eating them yourself. Red anon got it right. It's vore, a different thing entirely.

>>1305262
lol.

>>1305263
That doesn't make sense? SO higher rolls when there are various vote splits give precedence to whoever had highest roll+its likelihood of success right? But for >>1305249 there is a exception made?

Rolled 13 (1d100)

I have no idea what this quest is about, but here goes a roll for not eating the goblin, goodbye.

>>1305268
>That doesn't make sense? SO higher rolls when there are various vote splits give precedence to whoever had highest roll+its likelihood of success right?
The reform was a recent accommodation after the same anon complained.
>Certifiably false
Yeah, sorry, I pointed that out right after.
>Also don't argue with me.
Is that how you define "arguing"?

>>1305263
How legitimate is using the 99 to mind break the goblin instead of eating her? The roll would overcome the 77, yes?

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>>1305273
What are you going on about? Still at it? I guess you took my posts seriously.

Ok so I guess killing and eating is off the table. You do manage to get Ran into the room, who's content to sit and wait till the other goblin returns.

So in the meantime you want to just practice the language then? Between the goblin spy and an orc there, you'll do well of it.

>>1305277
It would be you still want to do that? I feel I should ask, how?

>>1305232
>Come on really what? People complained last time that anyone who didn't agree with the majority would just get bulldozed over, so I decided rolling is more fair. At least then everyone gets an equal chance.

Forgive my ignorance, but doesn't choosing based on rolls instead of mayority always ends with the quest dying because of trolls/stupid votes?

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1305281
No you daft cunt. Im clearing up your misunderstanding and responding to OP's post.
>>1305284
Roll again to get Ran in the mood.

>>1305287
Then don't be a lazy cunt, and make things more confusing while adding less.

>>1305286

Monotony also does that.

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>1305284

>>1305298
That was the least I couldve said. You mean you want to dumb down my vocabulary?
>>1305273

>>1305286
Good point. Append with, highest roll to a regular player. If you're around for a few hours and get in a good few posts then you get counted as a regular.

Anyway, thems the breaks. I'll be gone for a little while, if I don't see some cooperation and everyone hugging and making up when I get back, there's going to be bad times.

>>1305308
>dumb down
How is that even possible?

You'll probably find a way.

>>1305315
You're still at it?

>>1305316
Your still responding?

>>1305317
Yes. I feel bad for you.

>>1305308
That was an honest question. The fact you perceived it as hostility tells everyone that you're still triggered.

>>1305315
>>1305316

So which of you was the one who supported diplomacy with ogres? I've a hunch it was yellow.

>>1305320
Yeah.

>>1305319
Not as bad as you feel for yourself.

>>1305319
It was a honest statement.>>1305298

>>1305320
We have three of them now. Then we got kidnapped before being able to recruit more. And its not so much diplomacy than an alliance. Then they'll become apart of our tribe in due time.

>>1305324
Holy crap you are in grade school. Dude, that's a trademark "kid" rebuttal.

>>1305329
Sparked from your ignorance. Lazy cunt? How so? At first I thought you were trolling but you actually believe how you act and what you say.

>>1305330
The pot calling the kettle black.

>>1305333
>I was trying not to point that out about you but since it's out there already

>>1305337
Yes, thats the truth. How is that a trademark rebuttal? I was trying to be nice.

>>1305339
And I wasn't?

>>1305330

So what do you plan to do with the current tribe that has us captive? The chieftess wants to secede and appoint us as leader supposedly.

>>1305342
Obviously not. You're trying to make yourself better by becoming more aggressive. That's selfishness, not kindness or mercy.

>>1305353
Now that we've established a very good foundation to which the tribe can judge us on, and Ranuelle, Im more willing. My personal resistance to wedding Ranuelle was the betrayal of Hanasvette. But I see now we have little choice. Especially with Ranuelle being unrelentingly stubborn and with us having little chance of killing her (which honestly would leave us free of the tribe's pursuit, but still their enemy). From the start I knew that taking this would've been beneficial to us by a considerable margin.

Ideally, we would marry Ran, take control of the Geletres, earn their respect and loyalty, and when Ran falls, we will combine our tribes into one mass with everyone that looking to our leadership. Ran isnt actually bad. And I misunderstood her from the initial encounter. She's not broken. She's her. And we have to respect that at least. There's no "fixing" to be done. Meaning we have very limited choices. She's steadfast in her ambition.

Personal goals:

And, perhaps, Ran will die soon and we can marry Hanasvette. This is just a personal desire, however, and has little to do with the course of actions we take. Ran is the type to cooperate wholly, but no if it conflicts with her ambition. Which will be a problem later for me. I want peace supported and secured by, initially, conquest. But soon justice and mutual respect. Where strength fails, knowledge prevails, right?

>>1305367
You've got a warped perception of me. You need to be able to be objective in reading posts, without your own bias or baggage.

>>1305374
Are you being serious? You're describing us in the exact opposite positions. Ask some new anon to be the judge.

>>1305333
>>1305337
And dont dodge my question. How was I a lazy cunt?

>>1305392
>>1305298

>>1305404
That doesnt answer the question. Far from it. Answer it.

You slipped twice. Do you have no answer?

>>1305408
Do you have no brain? Try following the links, and re-read until you get it.

>>1305416
You never once addressed my question. Do you have no brain? Im telling you to point out the specific words I typed out that compelled you to call me a lazy cunt.
Have you noticed I successfully manipulated you?

>>1305420
If you can't figure it out, its because you have a metal handicap.

Have you realized you got baited and went back to your old tactics of making shit outta nothing?

>>1305425
>If you can't figure it out, its because you have a metal handicap.
No, it means you're the lazy cunt and you don't know what "lazy cunt" means. You've slipped up thrice. Three strikes and you're out slick.

>Have you realized you got baited and went back to your old tactics of making shit outta nothing?
Wait, first, lol
My goal was never to engage in your fruitless squabbling. It was to to forcibly pacify you from "crack-shitting" to seriousness. Which you are now because humans become serious when they're gravely insulted. :^)

Are you perhaps Grey Anon?

>>1305425
>>1305420

You both are doing this for shitsome and giggles at this point right?

>>1305367

Marrying her would be the quickest bypass to our situation.
Once she's satiated having her way we should propose having her come with us to our tribe so to easily dispose of her.

>>1305433
If what you call pacifying is making yourself look like such a autistic retard, that people can't help but feel sad for you, like a turtle drowning in a puddle of water. Then I still feel sorry for you, that you had to resort to basically shitting your pants and crying for someone to take notice.

If you were to never engage, you would have never responded as many times as you did LOL!

>>1305446
maybe :^

>>1305446
>Once she's satiated having her way we should propose having her come with us to our tribe so to easily dispose of her.
No. She's the only reason we would have control over the tribe. We need to gain the tribe's respect before doing this so they will allow us to lead them and so as to not incur their wrath. Our tribe isnt a warrior tribe. Theres is.
Moreover, she isnt bad at what she does. I want her to become our chief war general. Let her die of the natural causes of war, or perhaps sooner if we perceive her as a serious threat to our lives or those we care about.
Simply put, use and dispose.

>>1305446
>You both are doing this for shitsome and giggles at this point right?
Not anymore. Anon is just wasting my time now.

>>1305455
>If what you call pacifying is making yourself look like such a autistic retard, that people can't help but feel sad for you, like a turtle drowning in a puddle of water. Then I still feel sorry for you, that you had to resort to basically shitting your pants and crying for someone to take notice.
>If you were to never engage, you would have never responded as many times as you did LOL!
If you were actually aware of the conversation and what you've been saying, I havent been baited or even attempted to insult you, and therefore maintained my position out of a "squabble" while completing my goal. You, on the other-hand, seem to consistently delude yourself into thinking you're in my position and I yours. Your autism is boundless, anon-boy.

So how's real life for you? lol

Do know what the words "engage" or "squabble" mean?

>>1305457
>wasting my time now.
Its so precious that you spend it all on 4chan.
Mr. Big time poster. Every post must be gold, and is making the interwebs a better place.

If its not fun for you anymore, then I'll stop promise.

>>1305457

Then we need to mobilize our tribes offence. Did we ever address the food issue? Perhaps set up trade between our two tribes while having troll warriors come here for "labor"

Of course this would all be communicated with our tribe via spy goblins. In the meantime we rule this hold like a chief.

>>1305470
You basically running in a circle now. Did I break you harder than Hana by mistake? Sorry.

I appear to the power to induce autism onto other people through the internet.

>>1305471
Im multitasking. Did that occur to you? And my own entertainment is always a good use of my time.

>If its not fun for you anymore, then I'll stop promise.
You can continue. Just make sense, you know? It isnt fun if it actually feels like Im talking to someone with cerebral palsy.

>>1305475
>Then we need to mobilize our tribes offence.
Ive been doing that. And by recruiting the ogres.
>id we ever address the food issue?
Terms of agreement with the ogres. GIve us food and we, with them, will destroy all tribes who raid from them. Of course BOTH of these things help us.
>Perhaps set up trade between our two tribes while having troll warriors come here for "labor"
Elaborate please.
>Of course this would all be communicated with our tribe via spy goblins. In the meantime we rule this hold like a chief.
We rule both if we marry Ranuelle.

>>1305484
You have to multitask in order to speak to me, duh!

That would mean your not having fun anymore dawww. Its okay.

>>1305498
>You have to multitask in order to speak to me, duh!
Do you know what multitasking means?
>That would mean your not having fun anymore dawww. Its okay.
See that? Still triggered. Stop embarrassing yourself, boyo.

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>>1305502
Do you know how silly you sound?

Still responding
Still engaging
Still embarrassing yourself

If your responses is me being triggered, then I'm lovin' it!

>>1305484

Simply we propose to ran we set up trade for some resource food if we still needed it, weapons if we wanted to speed up our own offence.

The trolls coming here for labor would be our contingency if shit goes south. They're regenerative and able. But this is all "if's"

>>1305518
How well does Ran's tribe get along with other trolls anyways?

>>1305519
Since they are in a fairly large war with a troll tribe, I'd imagine there would be some resentment to trolls, even if they are not apart of the tribe at war with them.

>>1305515
Oh geez. Wish you luck in life, kid.

>>1305518
We dont have their loyalty to do that. We're re-allocating whats theirs and their own people for our own tribe. The bias will be obvious to them. Nit to mention they dint want to leave their home. Lets see though.
And the Geletres need what they have more than us. Theyre in perpetual war by choice and not by choice. They're the U.S. of their region im the Cold War. They're the last formidable stigma to the expansion of the war trolls tribe. And they know it. We arent in war yet si we dont need this. I intend to allocate all our forces and start with this troll tribe first before moving our forces back south and outwards for conquest.
As for our slight food issue, Ill speak to Gremulda for fore-payment and get started on farming.

>>1305532
Not how it works.

>>1305549
You too kiddo, nothing personal.

Same with speaking for other people.

>>1305563
It's fine, I'm not offended. I can't apologize to you, however. All I did was state facts.

If you weren't an autist, people would probably respect you, you know? No need to spaz out all the time.

>>1305868
lol, if saying that makes you feel better about yourself, that's cool.

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>>1305922

>>1305982
I'm not, you just can't help yourself.

>>1306021
You are. You continue to try and desperately undermine me far after I've moved on from your whining. It seems you'll stop now, however, with that comment. Thank you for discovering some semblance of maturity.

Anyway, is this your first thread of Trashland?

Enough arguing, or you both get in timeout.

SO! What's the final decision on what's going on?

You're sitting with the goblin spy in the room, having brought Ran inside, standing to wait while her own goblin comes back with some clothes and food for the two of you. You and the spy will be locked in here as usual till this evening so you'll want something to do to pass the time. That could be learning more of the language, for example.

>>1306161
Roll to proceed with the original plan to "mind break" her.

>>1306185
You can try. Good luck, it will take several rolls for several steps.

>>1306161
What do I roll for?

>>1306194
Yeah, highly unlikely we'll succeed. Just study then. We have three more steps to succeed in. Or mind break the goblin? Which would you like to write for, OP?

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1306131

>>1306161
Mind break the goblin.

>>1306210
OH MY GOD ANON. OP, can we use this to get closer to Ranuelle? Or convince her to forego her duties instead?

>>1306218
Hell no, use your own roll.

>>1306207
Man I don't want to write for any lewd stuff, but if that's what you're after then so be it.

So it seems to be, stay in to learn the language, and end up maybe doing something with the goblin?

>>1306223
Could just fade to black.

>>1306221
You don't want Ranuelle? Not only will it advance our political agenda but Ranuelle is harder to get than the goblin. And the 99 I rolled earlier is for the mindbreak, whether for the goblin or Ranuelle.

>>1306226
What's the fun in not knowing how your victim reacts?
>>1306223
Just language then, OP.

>>1306228
We are allowed to hold rolls in reserve? I thought Key said we can't "bank" rolls.

>>1306236
It isnt banking. We just didnt use the roll yet. All this time we were still in the process of deciding how to use the roll.
>>1306236
I wanted to mindbreak Ranuelle. OP then said there would be multiple steps involved. So my roll was set for that. Which is why I asked if you're willing to still pursue that goal.

>>1306236
That's right, no banking rolls. You can just switch to something else if you decide that's a better option.

>>1306249
Yup. So language 99.

>>1306249
Whats the dc for getting everyone in the room?

>>1306245
I think we're more than 1 or 2 steps away., and wouldn't I be rolling for them so you can save the 99?

Whatever, which ever makes someone pregnant faster. I'll go with that.

Smack her on the lips, and giver pink eye!

>>1306286
What do you mean everyone?

>>1306271
And still something with the goblin? I'm not looking for detail here but I guess, how are you getting onto that topic I guess?

>>1306296
what de fug

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1306300
Nothing needs to make sense, we rolling high on dice!

>>1306296
We're three steps away.

"Trevor has to lure her into the room, get her at ease, convince her not to go to her other duties, get close with her, convince her to do le dirty, get her going, and then the mindbreak"
-OP.

>>1306300
>And still something with the goblin? I'm not looking for detail here but I guess, how are you getting onto that topic I guess?
I said language. You sure you dont want this, OP? You're the one who put mindbreaking gobbie in my mind. ;)

>>1306302
Uh...wait. Let's straighten this out first.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1306300
Wanted to hit that goblin first, but whatever. Bong her so hard she sees diamonds in her eyes!

>>1306310
>You sure you dont want this,

Player blue literally just said to do that.

>>1306320
OP. This for the next step:
>>1306210
And this:
>>1306320
for the next step. So we should be two steps in further with Ranuelle.

>>1306330
But you responded to me. Sorry. I didnt read it as asking me for confirmation in my initial response.

>>1306330
What are the two next steps? So I can write for them if necessary.

>>1306342
Very well then. You fail at the

>84

step, convincing her to skip her duties for the rest of the day. You do get her a bit more at ease, inviting her to sit with you and the goblin. But she says she's too busy to just skip everything. You make a good case and she considers it at least, but yeah, today is too important since she's organizing an attack that she'll be going on tomorrow.

>>1306355
WAAAIT I said let me write for it to lower the DC

>>1306355
Right, so just study language with
>>1306210
And as time goes on, when we learn enough, begin slipping in dirty words that the goblin wouldnt dare translate and when Ran leaves mindbreak with 99.

>>1306361
Oh my bad I thought you meant for the steps to have already taken place.

Well anyway, >>1306367

Together all seated at the table, you figure to try learning the language more. The goblin is happy to help and Ran is open to the idea since eventually you being a speaker yourself is a good thing.

You can make a roll to see how well you fare with the language learning then.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

Last roll before break

>>1306375
Will this roll suffice:
>>1306320
?

>>1306387
OP, PLEASE do not go on and write without first addressing my question so I know whether or not I should roll.

>>1306355
And did the 84 you used here count if it was an accident? If so, Id like to use these string of number to lead to mindbreaking the goblin.

>>1306210
>>1306320
And the 99.

First language, second seducing her, third mindbreak. Is it possible?

>>1306387
Sure that's good. It's starting to get confusing though with these back rolls lol

Anyway so again with a translator between as the goblin spy, you do a great job communicating, picking up more words and expressions. You even try communicating back yourself, though you start to push your luck and try saying or asking inappropriate things. The goblin at first thinks it's hilarious but as you keep it up she gets more and more embarrassed, turning a darker shade of green and eventually starts to refuse to translate those sorts of things saying she's too afraid towards Ran to say or ask that stuff.

As such the goblin is relieved when the other one returns with some clothes for her, and a little food to last you both till dinnertime. Ran then resolves to head back to her busy day, and asks if there's anything else you'll need? Otherwise just speak to the goblin servant who'll be waiting outside.

>>1306427
Nice job, OP. Now mindbreak her (99).

>>1306460
Who, the goblin? Again, not looking for detail but like, how are you approaching that? You embarrassed her with your rude language practice, but that doesn't mean she's raring to go, so to speak. As far as she's concerned you're just two friends sharing a room while imprisoned.

>>1306479
Hm I actually have no idea. Im actually very content with remaining friends but anon wants some goblin action and I dont see too much of a problem with it other than...there's a lot of problems with it but most he can keep on the low. Either way, is blue anon even still around?

Is she changing in the same room?

>>1306479
Changing 99 for excercise.

>>1306486
>>1306603
I guess so then, for now it seems you just keep things friendly with the goblin spy, as you practice the language while also taking the chance to try and get into shape. You have the rest of the day so it's plenty of time to waste. She too eventually just settles to exploring around the room and eventually making a pillow fort for herself and collecting up the various valuables in the room.

As such you spend the rest of the day in the room then together, and by nightfall when the goblin outside enters with dinner for you both, you're pretty worn out while the goblin spy has herself a little pillow castle resplendent with riches. About midway through eating, Ran eventually enters the room as well, standing by as usual for you to eat.

>>1307075
What's the goblin spy's name?

>Ask Ranuelle how her day went?
>eat

>>1307105
The goblin spy's name is Lira.

While eating, you have Lira translate, and ask Ran how her day's been. She responds plainly as ever, that it wasn't much interesting, just a lot of planning and organizing for a raid tomorrow. She did bother to check on some of the decisions you made earlier today though, tribal decisions, to see how they're going or being carried out. She's positive about the matter, saying that she thinks your decisions will solve many of the problems and that even without her input they are being handled properly and look to be a success.

>>1307134
Tell her she should unwind every now and then. Ambition is good, but rest and relief must reciprocate. Doing so will keep her vigilant, if not more so, and sharp to make the best decisions there are to be made.

>>1307156
She listens to your advice but doesn't seem to understand it entirely, maintaining that she does unwind regularly and agrees that only diligence, can be harmful. However to her, unwinding is things like maintaining fitness and practicing fighting. Something you might imagine, like taking a day off or relaxing with a drink, is alien to her.

>>1307169
That's fine with me. Exercise definitely releases stress and its fun if you do it right.
Ask her if she has any friends. Or when was the last time she saw family?

>>1307169
Ask her about the attack she is leading. What is going on?

Also fuck goblin.

>>1307187

>>1307178
She agrees, exercise is the best way to take it easy. You ask about her personally though, she describes some friends but it doesn't sound like they really are friends to her, just people she fights alongside and respects. Not really friends though. As for family though, her sister lives here in town, and she sees her from time to time, every other day or so.

>>1307187
You ask about the attack. She doesn't want to talk too much about it for obvious reasons, but it's against the eastern warlike troll tribe, to try and force them back from some taken land.

As for the goblin, you wanna do whaaat?

>>1307275
Comment on how she doesnt really seem to have friends.

>>1307318
You observe her seeming lack of friends, but she simply dismisses such notions, and affirms that she does have plenty of friends. By contrast, how many friends do you have, she wonders?