Google Maps Quest

>>11884
>North

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>>11925
You decide to follow the Jew to his home.

"Good goy! My home is not too far from here, now..."

This part of the street is pretty boring. To the south is where you just were. To the north is the JEW'S HOME.

There is NOTHING in your inventory.

Continue following the Jew?

>Ask Jew where we are

>>12000
>Steal van

>>12000
>Follow.
>Also, feel our nose.
>Is it big?

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>>12030
The van is locked. If you want wheels, you'll have to go about it some other way.

>>12026
"You really don't know, goy? Oy vey.

Let me tell you a story. Years ago, when the world was created by the Seven Monoliths, there was One Creator who coordinated them all; he was omnipotent, the ultimate answer of the Universe, and he could see and interact with everything.

It has long been rumored, goy, that a sacred artifact used by this very same Creator to assist in his omnipotence may have landed in our world at some point.

Yes, there is magic in this world, goyim... Be careful of it. You say you do not know how you got here- now, I'm not saying it was necessarily any rare and powerful artifact, but oy! I fear lately the veil between this world and other realms may be somehow dissolving. What's a Jew to do?

Welcome to Bangkok, goy. Thailand. That's where you are."

>>12072
>LOUDLY EXCLAIM THAT YOU WILL SAVE THE WORLD, ITS JEWS, AND ITS NON-JEWS, FOR YOU ARE A NOBLE MAN

>>12072
Continue with the Jew, he seems trustworthy.

>check self

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>>12041
You follow the Jew. As you are walking behind him, you press your hand against your face checking for Jewish features. In strange times like these, you can't even be sure of your own identity. You find that your nose is medium-sized, certainly not as large as your kind new Shekelstein friend.

You both arrive at the end of the street.
"Well, here we are, goyim. There's my home. You'll have to crawl inside, it's right through the hole."

>>12084
The Jew senses you're about to have a goy-spasm and politely stops you.

Continue through the hole into the Jew's abode?

>>12142
Follow.
Is our nose big enough to be a Jew's nose? Do we have curly hair?

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>>12163
He already mentioned the nose.

>>12184
Well, medium may be big enough for being Jewish. If it was small, it'd be a guarantee that we aren't.

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>>12163
I think it's safe to say you are not a Jew, though your hair is sort of curly...

You crawl through the small hole in the front of the Thai something-or-other shrine and find yourself transported into quite a comfortable home.

The Jew is already there, standing by the door.

"Well, goy, what do you think? Pretty nice, huh? And the best part is, it's a steal. The prices here in Thailand are very, very low.

Make yourself comfortable, I'll make some dinner."

You're left to your own devices as the Jew disappears into another room. There are some PHOTOS on the wall and a CHEST in the corner of the room. It's rude to rummage through other people's things, however.

Kitchen is SOUTH. Exit is EAST.

>>12221
Look at the pictures.

>>12221
EXAMINE the rug.

>>12221
Ask the Jew what's for dinner

>>12221
>ACCEPT Jewish hospitality and healing

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>>12224
It's a photo of Donald Trump speaking in front of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee.

>>12249
Ask the Jew why he has a photo of Donald Trump speaking in front of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee

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>>12237
Peeking under the rug...

You find the TOY NUNCHUCKS.
You add them to your inventory.

>>12242
After stealing the Jew's hidden nunchucks, you yell into the kitchen asking the Jew what's for dinner.

"Almost ready!" replies the Jew.

>>12246
You briefly take a moment to yourself to thank God for sending one of his chosen people to assist you in perhaps your greatest time of need to date.

>>12262
>ASK Jew what is my NEED

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The Jew comes back into the main room.

"Sorry for the wait, goyim, but you know what they say, cooking is hard work and all that!

So, here you go. Some fresh bread. Please, eat up."

What do, /qst/?

>>12288
>Eat

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>>12291
You nosh on the bread. Tastes like bread.

You recover some health.

"Did you enjoy that bread, goyim? It's pretty good bread, huh? I made it myself.

Gee, goy, if I had never found you, you would really be meshuga'd right now. I mean really kaput. You're a lucky gentile, I'll tell you. And you are so fortunate that I am a kind Jew! There are many like me who would treat a non-semite like yourself without any sort of decency!

Yes, a lucky goy indeed. Alright, well, I guess you'll be on your way now that you're all healed up. Good luck. It's a rough world out there, be sure to keep on your toes, goyim.

And that'll be 12 shekels for the bread."

The Jew sticks out his fist and slowly unclenches it to present his palm to you. His eyes indicate that he is clearly serious about expecting a payment.

>>12323
The nunchuck is a toy, not a weapon, right?
If it's a weapon, attack. If it's a toy, err... Do we have money and how much?

>>12323
Pay him if you have money.

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>>12349
>>12361
[[You have no money right now. The nunchaku IS technically a toy, but it can be used as a weapon. Not sure how effective it'll be, though.

Do you still wish to attack? If so, roll 1d10.]]

"I'm waiting, goyim."

>>12387
You owe him, with interest!

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>12387
Time to get /ss/ in here

>>12387
pay him with sex

>>12415
>>12421
>>12422
Combine all three into one action, say you can pay him back with interest through sexual favors, but once you have him alone attack with the nunchucks with the rolled value

>>12387
>TELL JEW about your lack of SHEKELIM

>>12434
[[Roll 1d10 for seduction. It will be difficult to seduce the Jew, you're warned.]]

>>12387
>Ask him why the fuck did he steal Twilight Princess Link's house

>>12434
I'm not sure we should use the nunchaku or if we may as well just use our fists, but I'm sure we should aim for the nose.
The "weapon" sound like a trap, it was too easy to find.

>>12387
TELL the Jew he, I mean "some thug", already took all our shekels.
BE READY to attack if there is an opening and/or if the Jew shows signs of trying to attack us. Or scam us more.

>>12504
This.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>12504
Welp...

>>12522
Perfect roll. This Jew is getting seductioned.

>>12524
>PLAYER waits warmly for OP

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>>12434
You stare at the Jew's decrepit paw. Suddenly, an idea comes into your head.

Instead of shekels, you put your hand in the Jew's hand. "G-goyim, what?" he stammers. "What are you doing?"

You tell the Jew how hunky he is... how much you like that coarse beard of his. You stroke your fingers through it. You massage his big nose.

"Oyyyyy, I had no idea goy, no idea..." You hush his lips.

A long time passes. Awakening in the middle of the night, you find yourself in the Jew's straw bed tucked away at the top of the hut. The Jew is asleep next to you. You quietly get out of bed.

It would be very easy to attack him now, in this vulnerable state. This Jew who tried to swindle you had no idea how adept you would be at the art of seduction. Really makes you wonder what you look like.

Over the last few hours you've kind of started to develop an affection for the Jew. You could let him live if you'd like.

It's up to you.

>>12648
Be kind to him, even with his big flaws and nose.
>go OUT

>>12648
>Let the Jew live.

>>12648
Get the fuck outta here

>>12648
>Remember your Aryan heritage

>>12672
>Curly hair
I'm afraid we're either a nigger or a beaner

>>12686
But what about hair color?

>>12690
We'll find a mirror later.

>>12648
LEAVE, try to find a mirror on the way out.

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>>12661
>>12665
>>12666
Alright, you look into the kindness of your heart and pull out some mercy for the Jew. He tried to scam you, and he probably robbed you earlier, but you're clearly a forgiving human being. You're the bigger man. And there was something endearing about the Jew, looking past all the treachery.

You're out in the open world now. You can do whatever you want.

South is the Jew's house. North is more street. East and west are not accessible here.

>>12686
>Irish
Not much better, but still okay.

>>12700
>north
>examine blue 20/20 circle

>>12700
[[Gonna give some EXP next screen for that seduction.]]

>>12698
[[Jews have no reflection]]

>>12700
Examine your reflection in one of the cars.

>>12711
The protagonist is Jewish? That's fine too.
Also, if this is really like interactive fiction
>help

>>12719
[[No you dummy, the Jew doesn't have a mirror because he doesn't need one. Protag is not a Jew]]

>>12728
Oh. Thanks for being a good OP.
This is the first quest I'm participating in, but I've read five quests before. The three MSPA ones, Ruby, and Nan.

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>>12716
You use the side view mirror of the one of the nearby cars to check out your reflection.

Hmm.

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>>12764
>north

>>12775
[[Will be back later.]]

>>12807
OK

>>12764
We suffer from a bad case of compression.

GO NORTH, find a way to get money for food and/or get paid in food. Local street food is probably what we're looking for.
(We're in Bangkok, Thailand. Thai food is delicious, would be a shame not to eat some.)

>>12807
See ya later

>>12889
>Thai food is delicious
Asian food is terrible.

>>12927
This man speaks truth

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>>12764
We're pretty handsome. We should think about getting into politics!

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>>12775
You're at the end of the street, facing an intersection. The exotic sounds of a bustling Thai marketplace float through the air as you witness the life of the city unfold before you.

There is a DUSITFORFREE nearby. He appears to be homeless.

To the south is where you just were. Northwest is the road leading to the marketplace, northeast leads to more street. North is an alleyway.

>>15004
>locate durian merchant and purchase one (1) durian

>>15086
You're broke.

>>15102
We'll seduce them.

>>15102
>locate durian merchant and acquire through quasi-legal means one (1) durian

>>15121
>>15114
[[Roll 1d10 to try to locate a durian merchant nearby.]]

>>15149
Rolled a 4.

>>15163
Your attempts to locate a durian merchant at this time are to no avail.

Perhaps you would have better luck at the marketplace.

>>15175
If we roll, can we transform our body?

>>15228
[[What do you mean? You have no magical abilities at this point in time.]]

>>15240
Become the girl.

>>15271
[[No!]]

>>15004
>TALK to DUSITFORFREE

>>15240
Ask if DUSITFORFREE is a janitor, and if he gets paid for his noble work.

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>>15290
>>15288
You walk up to the Dusitforfree for a pleasant chat.

It eyes you cautiously.

"What do you want?" it stammers. Poor thing is shaking, clearly it does not have a home. Its fur is dripping with water and there is dirt all over his clothes and fur coat.

You ask it about its situation.

"Yes, I am a Dusitforfree, and yes, I do it for free. I keep the streets around these parts clean, as the locals here are wont to shit on them. My employer lives in a building nearby and likes to have the perimeter around his abode looking spotless."

The Dusitforfree's stomach begins to growl.

"Oof, I sure am hungry. Hey, could you fetch me something to eat from the marketplace? I can't pay you much, but I do have an extra box of hot pockets."

What do you do?

>>15360
>public shitting
>in thailand
dude what

>cook hot pockets with the heat of the sun

>>15360
"I will do my best to help you, sir."
>GO to MARKETPLACE

>>15360
Rob them of their hot pockets for free.

>>15360
OP pls
>ask dusitforfree what the blue 20/20 circle means

>>15450
[[That's your mana. You don't have any spells yet so it's useless right now.]]

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>>15398
>>15424
"Do not touch my hot pockets without permission."

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>15496
We must kill the man and sell his meat for dirt cheap

>>15504
[[We'll vote on what to do.

> Attack the man
> Help him out
> Leave him alone

First to three votes gets the action.]]

>>15514
[[*"""""""""man"""""""""]]

>>15514
>Help him out

>>15514
Attack him.

>>15514
>> Help him out

>>15514
Attack

>>15514
WE MUST ATTAIN HOT POCKETS FOR SUSTENANCE
AND ALSO SO WE CAN BECOME A 4chan JANITOR

>Attack the man

Atk

>>15532
In our quest to become the monstergirl?

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>>15532
>>15528
>>15523
You WHACK the Dusitforfree over the side of the head with your nunchacku to deal 8 points of damage (1d10 roll = 6 + 2 from the nunchacku). CRAAACK!

"Oww!" it exclaims. "I spend all day cleaning up after everyone, out of a deep sense of duty, FOR FREE, and this is the thanks I get?"

You've clearly gotten the jump on this guy. The Dusitforfree is too stunned to react.

You're in the middle of a fight!

What do you do?

>>15595
>demand he drop one (1) hot pocket and twenty (20) thai baht (which is equal to half a dollar)

>>15595
Fellatio.
And by fellatio I mean ripping his dick off with our hands

>>15595
>FEEL SORRY

>>15603
[[All rolls unless otherwise stated are 1d10 from now on.

Roll for intimidation. +2 advantage on roll because this guy is weakened.]]

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>15615
>>15603
>>15605

>>15609
roll+1d10

>>15615
Why not a platonic solid with 8, 12, or 20 sides?
10 is an arbitrary number because humans have ten fingers.

>>15630
shit dice+1d10

>>15615
>>15622
This roll is for tearing his dick off.
>>15638
Options

Rolled 21 (1d100)

JUST DO IT

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>15638
>>15641
Thank you!

>>15634
Also it's super easy to work with.
10 x 10?
100
100 x 10?
1000

>>15634
No need to get pedantic.

>>15603
>>15605
>>15609
[[Vote.

>Rip his dick off
>Intimidate him into dropping goodies
>Have mercy

First to 3 gets it.]]

>>15659
>Intimidate

>>15659
>Have mercy

>>15659
>spare dusit

>>15659
Rip his dick.

Rip and tear

Jack the Ripper

>>15684
>>15681
>>15678
[[Jesus Christ why.]]

>>15659
>>Have mercy

>>15687
Because I rolled a 10 out of a d10, and we can get more goodies when we intimidate afterwards.

>>15687
IGNORE THEM
FUCKING CAPTCHA
INCLUDE THE SPARES INTO INTIMIDATE
INTIMIDATING HIM IS SPARING HIM FROM DICK RIPPING

>>15687
Internet Hate Machine

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>>15641
Your perfect roll of 10 means the Dusit's dick comes off easily. With the ease of a mechanical separator you remove its penis.

As the Dusit notices its dick is now gone, a frown comes over its face.

"Okay..." it manages to eke out of its mouth.

"Do you want my hot pockets? Please take my hot pockets." Yes, you have dominated this absurd creature. I hope you feel good about yourself.

The Dusit's dick lies limp on the floor. The Dusit cowers in agony as it bleeds profusely from the groin.

What do you do?

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>>15771
[[I can't believe Rand Paul did this.]]

>>15771
>attempt to PROCURE opiates from Thai Market before surgical operation to reattach penis

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>15771
TEACH ME ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT MAGIC AND MAKE ME A 4CHAN JANITOR OR I'LL MAKE YOU RECEIVE ANAL PAIN EQUIVALENT TO GETTING YOUR DICK TORN REEEEEEEEEEE

>>15791
>>15793

[[ First to 3 gets it.

>Rush to Dusit's aid
>Intimidate Dusit ]]

>>15771
Carefully pick up his dick, forcefully shove it down his throat, whispering in his ear, "Have some tendies, good boy."

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>15822

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[[How's the quest so far? Comments/suggestions? This is my first quest, I hope it's entertaining.]]

>>15834
Good
>>15793
Intimidate

>>15817
>AID

>>15834
I'm enjoying it. I worry that it may become entirely derailed, though.
At least we know you aren't railroading.

>>15834
I like it. The intro hooked me. I want to design a similar quest on google maps with my brother.

We have attacked him with toy nunchucks, torn off his dick and now we shall acquire his knowledge

>>15834
The idea is original, and the story is interesting, fun to lurk
Keep it up OP

>>15843
>>15838
>>15855
[[ AID: 1
INTIMIDATE: 2]]

>>15817
We shall go forward with intimidation

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>15634
Why not a perfect point?

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>>15793
"I-I have no idea about magic, I know nothing, I swear... I have no clue about it... Nor about fortune janitors..."

Is the Dusit lying, /qst/?

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>15973
Yes, he knows the secret on how to become the monstergirl.

>>15973
Hah, nice edit GM.

It's hard to imagine he'd lie after getting his dick cut off. Then again, he does not have much left to lose, now does he?

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>15973
DONT BELIEVE HIS LIES

>>15984
>>15985
[[Vote:

> Believe the Dusit
> "With Dusits, You Lose It" (Lying Dusit Option

First to 3.]]

>>16001
With Dusits, You Lose It.

>>16001
jewish lies

>>16001
Fuck it, let's keep things moving.
>LIES

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>>16028
>>16010
>>16005
So this Dusit is lying, huh? What do you wanna do about it?

>>16061
>TELL him we will make him SWALLOW his penis if he doesn't tell the truth

>>16061
We'll make you swallow the truth if you don't tell us.

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>>16068
>>16072
You explain to the dimwitted Dusit that unless he starts dropping some truthbombs he's gonna have to eat his own dick.

"O-Okay, well... To be h-h-h-h-hEEEEE"

The Dusit needs a moment to breathe."

"Ah-honest, I do... know a little bit about magic..."

What a liar, you guys were right.

"My master-- I mean, employer... he is a powerful magician... but h-he made me promise not to tell anyone. Or else he would make me eat my own dick.

But you already threatened me with that. And you tore my dick off. So it's OK if I t-tell you this, I guess-s.

I dd-don't know much about, that fortune janitors business... though."

Looks like this Dusit's master might know what's up. What do you do?

>>16113
Does he know how to become the monstergirl?
How do we become a 4chan janitor?

>>16113
[[Motherfucking 4chan makes it impossible to instantly correct mistakes REEEEE]]

>>16121
[[He doesn't know anything about 4chan. He is the janitor of Bangkok, not of any board.]]

>>16113
kek

>MAKE an OFFER to repair his penis if he shows us his magic and tells us more about his master.

>>16127
We have to start somewhere, we shall become a Bangkok janitor.

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>>16137
"O-oh boy, ya mean it? You can put my dick back on? No joke?"

>>16179
Promise him a BJ when it's done

>>16185
BJ's a nickname for dicktearing.

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>>16185
"Th-that's OK!"

>>16196
Show us all the magic you know

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>>16204

The Dusit beckons you to come with it to its master's home. It assures you it will explain everything there. Please refer to the Dusit as an "it" from now on, as they're creatures created from _________ (to be discovered later), and especially so this one because it no longer has a dick.

What say you, /qst/? Go home with the Dusit or go your own way after all this hard work?

>>16218
There is a DUSITCOCK on the ground, by the way.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>16218
1 = We go
2 = We come with him

>>16226
>>16218
Actually, we go, and put the cock in our pocket to force him to swallow if he lied

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>>16226
[[LISTEN TO ME
I AM THE QUESTMASTER
YOU DO NOT MAKE THE RULES
I MAKE THE RULES

AND I SAY WE VOTE ON THIS ONE
> COME WITH DUSIT
> LEAVE THE DUSIT

FIRST TO 3]]

>>16242
Come with him.
that was for my vote

>>16242
pick up penis, come with dusit

>>16231
I second this, it might seek revenge

>>16254
>>16249
[[Gonna go to bed. Glad this quest is attracting people.

More tomorrow, if anyone's still around. In the morning we follow the Dusit.]]

>>16304
Good thread, OP.

>>16304
Very good thread, OP. I'll be here tomorrow for sure.

>GO with Dusit, taking its penis for either REVENGE or REPAIRING.

>>16304
>eat the Dusit's dick yourself

>>19094
Will be checking back to see what happens to poor no dick.

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Grabbing the poor creature's Dusitcock on the way, you follow the Dusit for a couple of streets towards its masters home. Along the way the Dusit remains a pretty good trooper about having its dick ripped off, and the bleeding has seemed to slow down over the last few minutes. Things are beginning to look up for everyone around here.

The Dusit motions you over to a grimy-looking apartment stairwell. "Up the stairs and through the door." THIS is supposedly the home of a rich and powerful wizard? You have to admit, this Dusit could be full of shit.

The Dusit stares at you, nervous, as it quietly bleeds from its groin area.

Climb the stairs?

>>19240
Take FAN
Break FAN
Equip FAN BLADES as weapon
Climb STAIRS

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>>19267
"A-are you sure you're supposed to be doing that?" the Dusit says. There's no one around to stop you. The Dusit eyes you anxiously as you perform the heinous deed, tearing apart the property of another for your own confusing benefit.

You equip the fan blades. Your attack power increases by 2.

Time to climb the stairs.

>>19284
>go up
>open door
>go in
May as well see what's happening.

>>19478
[[i fucked up hold on, your QM is a retard]]

>>19483
lol

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As you enter through the door, your senses are immediately assaulted by a wide array of colors and a tingling sensation unlike anything you've ever experienced before. You are stunned to find that the apartment is much bigger on the inside than its outside appearance would indicate.

Across each surface in this room there is a dazzling reflection of cosmic energy, manifesting itself in wavelike forms along the specular glass. The Dusit is not too far behind you as you enter.

There is clearly some kind of strange power here, but you are at a loss to describe it. In the middle lies a MASSIVE TELESCOPE. Bet you could get a lot of astronomy done with that thing.

Perched near the telescope is a man with a familiar face.

"Do you like this room? I built it myself. I am a builder, after all, it's what I'm best at. Yes, in this room only the most fantastic materials from across the world have been employed in its construction... including some with magical properties."

He grins.

"And that's what you're after, isn't it? Magic?"

You eye the Dusit with growing suspicion, but a quick look at the Dusit's face reveals that he is experiencing a form of sheer terror. The wretched inferior creature is simply overwhelmed by the presence of two of its superiors.

"Well, adventurer? I'm waiting. What /exactly/ do you want to know?"

You can't tell if this man is taunting you. What next, /qst/?

>>19530
We wish to become a monstergirl, specifically one variant of course.
Also, channeling mana into kinetic energy or to boost our muscle's power.

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>>19545
"Monstergirls, huh? I've met only one. I can't say it was a long encounter. Maybe somewhere else in this world, you'll meet a bunch of them, but let me tell you, and believe me on this, I am not the monstergirl guy. No way. I only know about magic. And it's gonna stay that way. I'm married, I have a beautiful wife and... kids... so I have no interest in any of this monstergirls business. Ask me about magic."

>>19567
Oh, how about Kinetic Magic and reshaping of our muscles for different benefits.

>>19567
>ASK about TELESCOPE
>ASK for a view inside

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>>19582
>>19591

"Let me tell you about how magic works in this world, young adventurer.

Life is a competition. It's rough shakes, and there's really nothing to be done about that, OK? So if you wanna get good at magic, you know that old saying, crack a few eggs. And I did that, that's why I'm such a great wizard, I get calls all the time telling me all about what a great wizard I am, you know? BECAUSE I defeated a lot of other wizards in magical combat. It's pretty simple. It's like Megaman, you ever played Megaman? Fantastic game.

Now everyone has a particular magical essence. Some are just much more pronounced than others. Take this Dusit for example, this worthless, lousy Dusit. It has a very weak magical presence, especially now that you've gone ahead and ripped its dick off, poor thing.

I, on the other hand, have a very pronounced magical presence. Usually the more hitpoints a guy has, the stronger his magical ability. But that's not always true. It's a shame you can't see other people's mana, and that's gotta change, but some dudes are just really buff.

So, in review, if you want more magic you gotta beat some guys up. That's the name of the magic game. I wish I could change it, but what can I say? It's worked out well for me so far.

Any other questions?"

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>>19591
"My telescope is off limits to you, adventurer. Only I am allowed to use my telescope."

>>19567
I need to know how to get to las vegas, but there's no taxis anywhere. Can you teach me how to get there?

GIVE the WIZARD the DUSIT PENIS
Use FAN BLADES on DUSIT

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>>19652
"Vegas? Why do you wanna go to Vegas? You're in Bangkok. That's Thailand, buddy. Why Vegas?

I guess I could charter you one of my private jets, but it'll cost ya. Are you sure you wanna go to Vegas?"

>>19631
So, what, I need to murder for magic? Will the Dusit give me anything cool if I make it swallow its own dick?

>>19641
>attack doesit to gain xp

>>19631
Thank you, would you mind if I murdered this Dusit?

>>19663
I'm sure. There's a guy I gotta meet there.

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>>19681
>>19670
>>19664
The wizard halts whatever violence you were about to engage in.

"I'm sorry, but I need this Dusit. If you wanted to kill it, you should have done it when I wasn't around, but as much as I could care less about the life of a, I mean, what, a Dusit? There is work to be done around here, otherwise the whole place would go to plooey.

I do know of a place with a lot of Dusits though, if that's what you're after. It's like a watering h-"

Suddenly, the wizard is interrupted by his cellphone. He picks it up.

"Excuse me one moment." The wizard holds the phone to his ear and turns to the side for a moment.

"Hello? Yes, this is he.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, that's terrible. That's awful. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

Yes, I'll take care of it. Don't worry. I spoke with him last week, I don't know what the issue could be.

Alright. Yes, right now. I'm on it."

Click. The wizard rests his face in his palm.
"Uggggghhh. I don't know what to do with these lousy kids of mine.

Say... you're an adventurer, right? Think you could help me out with a family issue? I'd reward you greatly."

Ball's in your court, /qst/.

>>19725
I say we do it if he promises 3 levels worth of exp.

>>19725
Ask about FAMILY ISSUE

>>19725
Is the issue related in any way to Dusits? This is important. Let's hear it, wizzie.

>>19725
Gladly, if we get some xp for magic.

>>19725
Well sure, as long as I get that ticket to vegas.

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>>19740
>>19739
>>19742
>>19743
"It's my son, Eric. He's a good kid. A good boy... Lately, however, he's been acting up. It's not a big deal. I think he got into some dark magic. But it's really not an issue, all wizards dabble in a little bit of dark magic, but who doesn't? He's a good guy, Eric, really smart. He helps me run my company!

However, yes, today he did kill about maybe a hundred people in a neighborhood not to far from here. If you could go and tell him to come home so I can have a talk with him, I would really, really appreciate it. I'm just really busy, you know? It's a lot of work, running for president and all.

And again, I would reward you, GREATLY. Believe me, believe me. I give the greatest quest rewards. Maybe I'll even let you keep the Dusit, who knows."

What do?

>>19819
Quest rewards and a Dusit. Well sign me up then.

But what do if your son attacks me? I don't know no magic.

>>19819
accept quest in exchange for magic

>>19819
Tell him that we require a loan of some magic as a just in case, and we can return it/take it out of our quest rewards (or even let it be the reward) afterwards.

>>19819
Oof. Alright, I'll go let him know.

>>19849
I support this.

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>>19843
>>19845
>>19849
>>19888
"Didn't you just listen to what I said about magic? You have to beat people up. I can't just give it to you like a box of chocolates or something.

Here's what I'll do. I can give you this WAND OF SEALING..."

[[CONTINUED]]

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>>19920

ooh BABY

>>19920
How about some of the local currency in advance of the rewards for equipment, at least? Or equipment in general.

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>>19920
"I know that Eric is probably going to be a little testy when you see him, so if he's not cooperating, just point this sucker at him and it'll be like he never had any powers at all. Then you just have to get him to come home. He should be willing to listen to reason at that point. Really, it's that simple. It's that simple, folks."

He's making some nice hand gestures as he speaks.

"So I'm guessing that's a yes on the quest, then? You'll go get Eric for me?"

>>19944
"Equipment? What do you need equipment for? You're not fighting anybody, it's just a simple fetch quest. Nothing more. Trust me, you won't have an issue."

>>19962
"Alright, alright, I believe you."
>Equip Wand
>Go to fetch Eric

>>19962
I meant food. I got all my shekels stolen and I'm really hungry. I'll do this but give me some money for food first.

>>19962
>Thank him for the Wand of Ceiling.
>go out
Generally, try to find Eric.

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>>19995
>>19968
"Wait! You don't even know where to find him yet. Adventurers are so hasty these days!

Now, like I said, the neighborhood isn't too far from here. Now...

Actually, you know what, do you wanna just take the Dusit with you? It knows where to go. Much easier than following any complicated series of directions."

Take the Dusit, /qst/?

>>20078
>TAKE Dusit

>>20078
>yes, and let it have its cock for now (not reattached, just held)

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>>19992
"Okay, okay, whatever. Here's 500 Thai Baht. Equal to about 15 dollars in Americabux. Buy yourself some khanom chin or something."

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>>20093
"Th-thanks!"
The Dusit timidly accepts its own dick from you.

You no longer have the DUSITCOCK.

Your inventory includes the WAND OF SEALING (Equipped), TOY NUNCHUCKS, FAN BLADES and 500 Thai Baht.

With that, you set out on your first real quest that doesn't involve seducing Jews.

[[Gonna take a break, back later.]]

>>20153
will lurk

>>20153
>If we aren't already outside, ASK the WIZARD "Who is the JEW who lives in the SHRINE?"

Did we get fucked by the jew or did we fuck him?

>>20153
First order of business. Remember those hot pockets? We must find some way to cook and eat them. Ain't no way we spending that cash on shitty thai food. Since the Dusit is a hotpocket expert, we ask it for suggestions.

>>20365
This is very important indeed.

Solid quest by the way OP.

>>20410
Our HP is at 48. Its really bothering me.. make the HOT POCKETS

>>20365
>>20410
After leveling up, should we get revenge on the jew with the dusit? I just scrolled up and noticed the jew only has 100 HP. Maybe after we complete the quest with Eric, we can go back to the jew and decide what to do with him.

>>21191

yeah I want to see inside the CHEST

>>21191
We'll have to make him give us his gold before we kill him.

>>21440
>>22032
I agree. I have a feeling we'll be able to take care of him after this quest. Maybe we could even sneak into his place while he's out and ambush him.

a

>>20355
[[You already left. You can ask again when you next see him.]]

>>23760
Gotcha!

>>23760
>>20365

>>23865
I'm pretty sure Rand Paul got fucked by the Jew. Kek.

>>23865
[[You can ask the Jew next time you see him :^)]]

>>23898
>>23865
[[There was a LOT of sensual noserubbing involved though]]

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What a strange journey it's been so far. Having awakened suddenly in the streets of Bangkok, you have made the best out of a bad situation and managed to avoid some potentially fatal encounters. From Jews to Dusits, your brief foray into this new, strange world has been nothing short of memorable- especially the knowledge of magic imparted onto you by a powerful and mysterious wizard.

As you embark on your quest to retrieve the wizard's son and dive deeper into the mystical underpinnings of this reality, keep in mind that to become a hero, one must thrive outside of their element. Only emerging from a realm of exotic and unexpected challenges can a man claim to have been brave; for there is mystery hanging in the night, and it is dangerous, and the path ahead will not clear nor easy to traverse.

Take courage, young Paul! Few would succeed in your position. But you are special-- some would say, chosen.

There will be many, many more dangers to face in the days to come.

The blood of your forebears runs thick through your veins. Will you prove yourself a hero, or die like a Dusit?

The choice, as always, is yours, /qst/.

Woooooooooooooooo!

>>24131
Is the next part coming immediately (accounting for the usual wait between posts)?

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>>20410
Walking outside, your first inclination is to interrogate the Dusit again about its hot pockets.

"M-M-My hot pockets? Y-You want my hot po-pockets? Why?"

The Dusit looks extremely nervous at the suggestion that you might try to take away its hot pockets. It begins to sweat profusely.

How do you respond to it, /qst/? Based on the Dusit's body language you're pretty sure it would just give you them if you asked, but it wouldn't be happy about it.

The Dusit limply holds its own dick in its hand.

>>24237
We`ll steal them later.
It`s time to visit the jew.

>>24237
Need we remind him the damage we did to him already? Remember, we're now the WIZARD's apprentice. :^)

>>24257
Dude, we're on a quest, remember?

>>24276
Some XP would be good before getting Eric.

>>24315
[[It takes a brave man to want to fuck with a merchant like that without knowing what exactly he's capable of.]]

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>24315
Good point. Let's try to SNEAK into the JEW's SHRINE. I'm rolling for the SNEAK.

Go to Bankok International Airport and catch a plane to LA

>>24333
Shit, if the QM is weighing against the MERCHANT then I dunno... maybe we ought to stick to the quest. We have a decent wand to protect against Eric.

>>24315
Let's ask the WIZARD about the MERCHANT after we complete our quest.

>>24333
We have the Rod of Silence plus he's probably still asleep

>>24337
[[Take things one step at a time. You can fast travel to any location you've previously been to. If you want to visit the Jew, say you want to go to the Jew's Shrine first. Likewise if you want to travel to the Observatory, etc.

Let's vote.

> Go visit Jew
> Stick to the quest

First to 3.]]

>>24393
[[the rod is a single-use item]]

>>24412
>QUEST

>>24412
>Visit Jew
>Re-equip fan blades
We probably won't have a use for the wand of sealing against the Jew, everyone knows Jews can't do magic.

>>24425
Well shit.
>>24412
I say we go, we have two weapons with us and a heavily injured guy to support us. If Dusit gets close to dying, we can kill Dusit for XP

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>>24435
[[OYY VEYYY THE GOYIM KNOW SHUT IT DOWN]]

>>24465
>>24435
>>24441
Well change my vote to
>JEW
then. This zionist plot must be stamped out.

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>>24441
>>24435
>>24493
You arrive at the entrance to the Jew's shrine. Before you left, the Dusit begged and pleaded with you to heed his master's orders and follow him to Eric's location, but you simply INSISTED on completing a sidequest first.

The Jew is nowhere to be seen outside of the shrine.

The Dusit continues to pester you with questions about where you're going and concern relating to the quest.

Crawl through the shrine into the Jew's home?

>>24683
We`re gonna get some magic, Dusit.
Crawl into the shrine.

>>24683
>Let the Dusit go in first

>>24683
Let's crawl in!

>>24721
Good idea. Backed.

>>24683
You fools! If we wanted to kill the Jew we should have done that earlier. Now we missed our opportunity, and we have no clue what the merchant is capable of. QM has warned us, I think it's a bad idea

>>24774
It's too late. I agree with you but I didn't want to bother delaying the story any further. Anyway, the Jew only has 100 HP and we learned that he cannot do magic. We'll be using the Dusit as a scout to make sure he won't hurt us.

>>24774
We know the merchant can't use magic, though. It is fact that no matter what, in any universe, Jews can't use magic. He might have a house through a shrine in what might be another dimension, but I bet he just used his Jew money to get that built by a real magic user.

>>24811
>>24808
Alright then. We're too far to back out now. Lets go kill this fucker

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You assure the Dusit that the detour is relevant to the quest and command it to go inside. It reluctantly agrees, because Dusits are submissive creatures by nature and rarely can summon up the courage to say no, especially when dealing with their superiors.

The Dusit crawls through the shrine hole. You wait a few minutes for sounds of a shrieking Dusit or something, but nothing. You crawl in shortly after.

Arriving in the Jew's home for the second time, you feel comforted by the home-y air and atmosphere the Jew keeps. But that's not what you're here for. You are here for Jew blood.

Unfortunately, a cursory check of the Jew's home reveals that the Jew has left for the time being. Probably out Jewing some other poor soul.

There is no Jew here to kill for now. There is still the unsolved matter of that chest, however...

The Dusit has a COMFY look on its face.

>CHECK CHEST

(this is my first time ever on /qst/
but this is really cool, great work OP)

>>25077
>COMMAND DUSIT to SNIFF for ITEMS

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>>25110
You open the chest. It's made of metal, and a little heavy, but you manage to lift it open.

Inside you find the KIPPAH! When you equip this headgear, the kippah plus your naturally permed hair will create the illusion that you are a merchant yourself, and allow you to present yourself as a passable merchant to anyone you encounter. Some unassuming merchants may even mistake you for one of their own if you're convincing enough.

Equip the kippah now?

>>25255
EQUIP the KIPPAH.

Maybe we can ambush the Jew by posing as a Jew? Or make conversation and learn more about the surroundings?

>>25320
[[That particular Jew that you had sex with will definitely recognize you.]]

>>25334
Got it, just checking if he is unobservant enough to pull that trick. Could we have the DUSIT sniff for other items? He could smell hot pockets earlier couldn't he?

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>>25320
You equip the kippah.

You feel at peace.

threaten dusit that you will make him eat his own dick if he doesn't find you something useful in the house.

>>25421
Meditate until the Jew comes back. Try and see if you can become enlightened or some shit and levitate off the ground.
>>25435
Seconded.

>>25435
>>25509
Backed.

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>>25146
>>25435
You command the Dusit to sniff around the house for useful items.

The Dusit tries to plead with you that Dusits are not like normal dogs and have no extraordinary sense of smell, but at the first threat of being forced to consume his Dusitcock, the Dusit backs down.

The Dusit sniffs around the house for a while as you relax and /getcomfy/ around the Jew's house. The Dusit finds TWO SHEKELS.

And a JEWBLADE.

>>25509
The Dusit will not allow you to meditate until its master's quest is completed. If you attempt to meditate before you take care of the quest, the Dusit will piss itself until you stop meditating.

>>25545
>Examine Jewblade
(Would love some specific stats/abilities my dear QM)

Well, shall we clear out, lads? Should we equip the JEWBLADE in place of the FANBLADES? Maybe we should hand a weapon to the DUSIT?

>>25584
DUAL
WIELDING
or
COMBINE WEAPON

>>25594
Actually, the fanblades are just one each connected to our arms, right? We could combine them and make it a shield.

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>say something smarmy about the sheckles, to get into your jew character to better fool future jews
>give dustit the fan blades
>stats on sword
>equip jewblade {but sheathed}

>>25560
The Jewblade appears to be a very powerful sword. It adds 107 to attack power.

Unfortunately, only Jews by birth can equip the Jewblade. Powerful, but useless to you right now.

Most merchants would probably refuse to buy the Jewblade. You can try to sell it, but good luck with that. Jewblades are rare and treasured possessions within the Jewish community, and Jews care very much that possession of Jewblades stays with the Jews as it always has. Jewblades were forged long ago when the Jewish people had many hardships to endure, and are said to carry the lifeforce of ancient Jews.

If you take it, you can guarantee a very incensed Jew.

>>25611
FANSHIELDKUKRA
AND
JEWBLAFE

>>25628
Pray to Jew God.
Become a Jew.

>>25628
Fuck. Guess we've gotta stick with the fanblades for now. Good thing this is in our possession and not the Jew's.

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>>25642
The Jew God ignores your pleas!

Even though it would make the Jew irate, we should KEEP the JEWBLADE because it's better we have it than him. We should make the DUSIT carry the JEWBLADE so we are not caught with it. It could be a useful bargaining piece later on.

(Also guys, let's remember to take the JEWHAT off before we meet with the WIZARD again)

>>25700
But Donny like Jews.

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>>25675
You decide to keep the Jewblade and hand it to the Dusit. The Dusit gulps, as it understands the severity of this act of theft and is quietly alarmed at the new threat of Jewish vengeance. However, the Dusit is also alarmed at the prospect of having to swallow its own dick, so it keeps its mouth shut.

The Dusit is anxiously eyeing the entrance. Clearly it wants to leave.

What do?

>make the dustit carry the sword
>Equip fan blades
>head for the main quest

>>25807
Set up a trap for the Jew

>>25077
Take the rope from around that pitchfork (or some other rope if there is any) and attach it to a fan blade to create a more powerful weapon

>>25831
Should have replied to >>25807

actually yeah I like that idea better
>take the pitch fork as out new weapon
>turn fan blades into a shield

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>>25862
Good choice. The PITCHFORK is a +7 weapon while the fan blades are +4.

The fan blades are pretty useless as a shield to be honest.

>>25821
What kind of trap would you like to set?

>>25889
Turn the Dusit into a trap to seduce the jew

>>25905
Just as you're about to do that you decide to leave.

I think we should continue the quest and learn some fire powers, then return to burn the jew. everyone knows jews are weak to fire damage

>>25922
lmao

>>25922
Alternatively, set up a gas trap.

>>25922
Wait, I know! Attach each blade to one of the forks on the pitchfork to extend its reach!

did OP abandon us?

If not, use the rope that was near the pitchfork and some other stuff and set up a trap where a fan blade swings down and hits the head of whoever walks through the door.

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You crawl out of the Jew's home and emerge in the Thai streets again.

The Dusit is anxious to continue on the quest. He'll lead you to Eric now if you let him.

There is BIG BOOTY PEPE on the roof of a nearby car.

>>26029
>Greet BIG BOOTY PEPE

>>26029
Stab Pepe.
Classic Sad Pepe is the only one we tolerate.

>talk to big booty pepe

>>26029
Kill the Pepe

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>>26036
>>26050
Big Booty Pepe shrieks at you.

"REEEEEEEEEEEEE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
KISS MY BOTTY, KISS MY BOTTY!
MY DIRTY BOTTY, KISS IT!
IF YOU KISS IT, I GRANT ONE WISH!
BUT ONLY IF YOU KISS MY BOTTY!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
KISS THIS BOTTY!"

Kiss this Pepe's botty? [[Y/N]]

>>26078
Ask Pepe if there's a catch

>>26078
>Kill the abomination

>>26078
Kill it

mother of god KILL IT

>>26098
>>26110
[[Roll 1d10 if you wish to attack.]]

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>26129

>>26139
Don't forget, we also have +8 from the pitchfork. So 14 total, right?

[how does one roll a d 10 on 4 chan?]

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>>26154
You take a stab at the Big Booty Pepe and deal 13 damage.

The Big Booty Pepe is enraged! It leaps down from the car and swipes at you. You take 6 damage.

The Dusit runs and cowers behind you.

You're in a fight! What do you do?

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>26221
One more time.

stab it again for the kill

(such a good qst/ vn)

>>26236
Backed.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>26221

Stab it in the dick.

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>>26236
You stab the Big Booty Pepe one more time with the pitchfork. You deal 9 damage.

The Big Booty Pepe is dead. The color fades from its body as its essence disappears and floats into you. You gain 5 experience points.

You leveled up!

ATK +1
MP +1
HP +5

You feel slightly taller.

The Dusit shuffles around nervously, staring at the Pepe's corpse. "C-Can we go now?" it stammers.

>>26354
You are now level 2, by the way, but I'm sure you already figured that out.

>>26354
Yeah, it's time to go Dusit.

Continue on our quest!

>>26354
Let's go to Eric's place with the Dusit.

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>>26406
>>26420
>>26401

Press F to follow Dusit

>>26354

Go to Eric's Place

Make Dusit sing a random Backstreet Boys or Boyz II Men song.