4chan Board-tan Thread

>>488309
I don't feel like he represents /v/ any more to be honest.

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>>488309
/v/ and /pol/ a cute
A CUTE

>>488319
I want to portray that /v/ tan enjoys games but he's pretty tsundere about it.

>>488325
>tfw no /v/pol/ route during 2014 Winterball

why live

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>not linking last thread

>>463043

>>488309
>>488788

>a qa general
All things considered I didn't knew this was possible. 2 of them if you take in count the happenings thread

>>488325
Comics like this are always great until they put the romance shit in. I swear the only people who draw shit on this site are flamers.

>>488617
There is no more videogame enjoying part left of /v/. That part of his personality got neglected and opressed into hybernation.
Only twitter drama now.

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So /v/ is the only one who hates his profession right?

>>488833
The reason is hidden in your post.

>new

We've been doing this forever. You didn't know because you're a newfriend.

>>488853
I draw romance when there's tragedy involved. Just like real life.

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>>488309
play gaems

Also:

>You see a door. A sign above the door says 4chan. Enter?

>>489331
Look through the window first.

>>489331
>4chan
Obviously, there is mentally ill people inside. I'll pass.

>>488319
This desu. /v/ doesn't play games anymore, they just bitch about SJWs.

>>489388
But OP's pic is right. /v/-tan is ironically playing videogames.

Nice dubs

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>>489354
>Better safe than sorry, right? You don't want to go inside a stranger's house without knowing what's inside.

>You look through the window.

>What should you do now?

>>489370
lel

>>490053
GET THE CAKE, THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GET CAUGHT IN THAT TINY ASS BOX

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Last year's autism festival really did get us a good harvest

Wish /v/ and /pol/ wasn't so big these events aren't able to happen on them anymore since they don't seem too involved last year

>>490053

Was gonna say to avoid the cake, but >>490067
makes a legitimate point. Go for it.

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>>490067
>>490120

>After looking through the window, you decide that you really wanted that cake.

>You attempt to enter.

>The door is locked.

>What should you do now?

>>490209
Kick it down.

>>490209
Fall down, curl up like a fetus and masturbate.

>>490209
Jump through the window

>>490229
This. I need the cake.

bump till I get my tablet back later today.

>>489068
Everyone's a bit cynical about their board topic.

Waiting for anon

I need the picture where she has the hat that says "top gay".

>>490209
Give up and listen to Neutral Milk Hotel

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>>490213
>You kick as hard as you can but only left a shoe print on the door.

1/4

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>>490223
>Either than releasing some tension for 30 seconds, that didn't really do any good.

>Your hand feels sticky.

2/4

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>>490229
>You dive straight towards the window.

>The glass shatters.

>Your vision starts to blur.

3/4

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>>491807
>You hear footsteps from inside the house.

>(3 turns till someone arrives at door. Will answer the first reply to each of my post.)

>You check your inventory for Neutral Milk Hotel.

4/4

>>491846
Grab that key

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>>491847
>You grab the key from your inventory. The good news is that your head doesn't hurt as much though your vision is still blurry as fuck.

>The footsteps sound a lot closer now.

>(2 turns till someone arrives.)

>The stickiness from your hand had crusted over.

>>491857
Unlock the door!

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>>491858
>You attempt to unlock the door but the key wouldn't fit.

>The door knob seems to lack a key hole really.

>Your headache is starting to clear up.

1/5

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>>491866
>There is something really odd about this key.

2/5

>>491867
Eat the key.

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>>491867
3/5

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>>491871
>It is a spoon.

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>>491873
>You are now able to see your inventory.

>handkerchief
>spoon
>$1 bill
>letter

>(1 turn till someone arrives at the door.)

>What should you do now?

5/5

>>491875
Read letter.

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why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

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>>491880
>You rip open the letter and read the note.

>The footsteps have stopped. You see someone at the window.

>>491900
Rape him

>>491900
ask him to be your waifu

>>491900
Tell him to fuck off

>>491900
Make sure to holster your spoon so he doesn't mistake you for hostile

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brb in a few hours

>>491896
americans are dumb

>>491928
Fag

>>491896
They do...

>>491952
How can they if they can't buy Easter eggs
>Be american
>Smuggle Kinder surprise from Canada
>Choke to death
>Get shot

>>491979
/int/ please

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>>491979
gee I wonder how....

>>491979
>How can they if they can't buy Easter eggs

Maybe it's because you're not American but they sell Kinder surprise alternatives at Walmart.

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>>492007
>Kinder surprise alternatives
>literally, worse than the original ones
american fucking logic

>>492016
Better than settling with memes as a vapid excuse for refute.

Easter passed if you haven't heard, but you're a shitposter so I doubt you would listen.

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>>491927
I got so fucking bored...

>>492146
I'm enjoying your colored version anon thanks

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>>492146
kawaii nigga

gotta get ready for work. afsfesf

interaction with /k/ and other people's posts tomorrow.

>>492210
Smack /k/ with spoon for the lulz then okead for mercy on your soul.

I'm still working on the 4chan University fic from the last thread. Here's the last part of chapter 1. Chapter 2 is halfway done.

>Back in your room
>plug in record player and dig through record stash
>The Chronic
>whynot.jpg
>the beats and rhymes fill the air as you work to set your new room just as you want it
>you're plotting how to ironically hang a Bob Marley poster when you hear a knock at the door
>you answer it to see a guy dressed head to toe in cycling gear carrying a bike
>"Hey, I live next door. I'm Lance"
"Seamus."
>"I just got back from doing 20 miles and I heard the good tunes. You bike?"
"Not even a little."
>"Well I thought I'd offer. If you ever change your mind, hit me up."
"I will."
>"You going to the party next door?"
"Maybe, still working on getting things set up in here."
>"Well, if you do want to, I'm going over with a group at 9."
>He carries his bike off to his room
>You go and change the record to something less "good"
>Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven oughta dampen the mood around here.

http://pastebin.com/u/LeonidIslay

>>492876
Yeah was reading it
Not bad desu

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>>491903
>>491904
>>491908

>The figure in the window starts to shoot at you. Your HP decreases.

>The spoon flies out of your grasp.

>>491923
>You no longer carry the spoon.

Options:
>Run left.
>Run right.
>Stand your ground.

>>488309
/wsr/ing /v/-tan getting fondled by keksandra

>>491775
seconding this one

>>491979
what's a kinder egg???

>>493086
Who the hell would stand on his ground against an armed psycho?

>>493086
stand your ground.

>>493086
Run right
Since obviously the pyscho is coming from the left and right is always right.

>>493006
thanks, oni-senpai.

More story. Chapter 2 will be done tonight.

>Be Seamus
>you've been lounging most of the day organizing and listening to records
>It's 8pm, an hour before Lance heads to the party
>You get up and leave your room
>You wonder if Conrad is still going
>maybe you can talk him into explaining Speed Force to you
>Your other next door neighbor's door is cracked open
>/mlp/
>you knock, being polite is the least you can do
>"come iiiiiiinnnnnn"
>It's a female voice, but at least this one is your age
>You step in, and are instantly overwhelmed in a flood of pastel colors
>Ponies. The room is wall to wall with small colorful equines.
>The girl sitting on the floor is wearing a fedora, scarf, white shirt, and blue jeans
>she's playing with several figurines
>You spend several moments taking in the room
>"So are you my next door neighbor? The one playing the sad music?"
"That would be me, Seamus."
>"I'm Emily."
>She gets up and enthusiastically shakes your hand
>"Oh it's wonderful to make friends. Here, have a pony."
>She hands you a grey figure holding a cello.
>"That's Octavia. She's a house musician for Princess Celestia."
"She plays the cello with magic?"
>"No silly *giggle*, just with her hooves. She's an earth pony. They can't use magic."
>Fascinating

>>493166
can't wait for the update!

>>493166
Chapter 2 is live. Posting it now.

>You inspect the pony for a few moments and put it in your pocket.
"So you collect My Little Pony merch?"
>"Yeah, when I'm not watching the show, writing fics, arguing about the show online, or drawing pony art."
"You really like ponies, don't you?"
>"It's the only thing I've ever been good at."
>The awkwardness is heavy and permeating
>She sees you're nervous and adds
>"Are you going to the party tonight?"
"Is that the only thing to do tonight? You're the fourth person to ask me."
>"I guess so. This is college after all. I'm going over with my cousin Conrad."
"Conrad is your cousin? I met him earlier."
>"Yeah but you wouldn't know it. Dude has no respect for my craft."
>Man doesn't like My Little Pony. Film at 11.
"As much as I enjoy hating everything that regular people like, I guess I'll go."
>"Sweet! We'll come get you when we go."
"Cool, I'm gonna go wander for a bit."
>As you leave her room, you see a girl carrying a milk crate full of books
>As she opens the door, one falls off the top of the stack
>you rush to grab it for her as she closes the door
>House of Leaves
>you knock on the door
"Hey, you dropped your book."
>she opens it
>the ghost of David Foster Wallace appears
>You hand her the book
>she scowls at you

>>493212
>"Have you ever read it?"
"House of Leaves? NO, but I have the companion album by Poe. I'm Seamus by the way."
>"Read it. Come back to me when you're done."
"Uh okay. Unrelated question, when do you go on?"
>she stares
"I mean the band, when do you go on? You're with the E Street Band right?"
>more staring
"YOUR BANDANNA. MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE. THE GUITARIST. FROM THE E STREET BAND. I AM MAKING FUN OF YOU!"
>nothing
"Okay, cool, well I'm gonna go read this. Your name was?"
>door slams
"Yeah, I am smooth as fuck."
>walk back to your room
>start reading House of Leaves
>you hear Conrad next door
>You get up and examine yourself in the mirror
>plaid shirt, corduroy pants
>could be worse
>walk out and run into Conrad along with a few other people you haven't met
>"You coming to the par-tay bro."
"Provided you don't do that again, sure."
>"Right."
"So are we ready to head over?"
>"Got one more guy coming"
>Suddenly, voice appears behind you
>"Dr. Conrad, I'm CIA"
>oh good lord
Emily chimes in
>"He wasn't alone."
>Not you too
>a flood of spaghetti rushes past you as they complete the scene

>>493213
>"Lotta loyalty for a hired gun."
>new guy points a finger gun at you
"Or perhaps he's wonder why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane."
>you put zero effort into the line
>"Okay, he's cool. I'm Trevor."
"Seamus."
>you shake hands as the group moves towards the stairs.
>you get outside and start walking towards Red Dorm
>When you get close, you see two figures standing on the doorsteps
>you remember the girl telling you about a password, but you cant remember what it is
>walking up, one of the figures wearing a wrinkles black suit stops the group
>"Answer, and the party is yours to attend."
>what was that password?
>you look the man over and see something red on his arm
>a red arm band
>"How many lives were lost in the Holocaust."
>the group freezes
>god fucking dammit

>>493214
forgot the link
http://pastebin.com/u3wkZ5uw

Bump for more content

>>493214
can't wait for chapter 3 anon!

>>493212
i know you don't care but emily and conrad are brother and sister.

>>494046
Well I do care about things like that. Idk why I thought they were cousins. It won't change much of the story, but I will edit the pastebin.

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>>494432
oh thanks i really like the story so far.

>>494507
Thank you! This is my first attempt at multi-chapter story telling. I'm glad it's getting a positive reception.

my tablet's gone missing again, but i have to get ready to go to Louisiana this week. i think making a shitty board tan game would work. might be cool.

>>495067
Well I can think of something like that
I just need time
Any ideas?

>>495069
Ideas for you or me? I'm all in for making random games for the hell of it.

I've wanted to make a game but I worried about the details too often to get anything done. If it's just a bullshit game without trying to impress anyone I can get done with it pretty quick.

>>495076
Well for plot wise
I don't have any ideas currently but i'll think about something if someone has an idea.

>>495089
Plot wise I've had a bunch of ideas that I've dropped because I'm a cynical person, but I can continue what I've done here and just incorporate it into the game.

>>495114
That's actually a good idea anon
I'll see what I can do on my side

>>495106
Why was this deleted?

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>>495132
Because I thought I wasnear trips again

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I'll dump random pics for bump

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>>495206

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>>495207

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Bad post. Damn!

"The master banter and the little tard. The funposting lessons"

Also, the Shimmie is the only place where all this stuff is saved, right? I have to say there are a few pics that were ignored? Anyway, thanks to the anon who upload this. I think you missed these too and maybe others I didn't save.

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I miss this guy.

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Too bad there are no spoilers for this spoopy and lewd ritual.

/r/ /mu/ tan and /lit/ tan arguing

>>495254
/lit/-tan lacks of pics. Does /lit/ have an official board-tan?

>>495260
doesn't /lit/ have a woman with a headband or something? because i think she was based on a famous author

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>>489331
yes

>>495253
Upload it to jii.moe and link it here.

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>>495254
>>495260
>>495377
Only pic I could fing
brb, lurking archives.

>>495377
I believe so...
i'll start digging
>>495402
good job anon
i'll lurk too

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>>495402
There are very few, but from I can gatter, is some young-adult women.
Saggy/hipster/pretentious clothes, or at least one piece of clothes that fits with that description.
Large and kind of obscure hair.
Glasses.

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>>495402
>>495411
Fuck, the clothing is incongruent as shit, but there is barely any pics anyway.

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>>495415

>>495402
>>495411
>>495415
>>495416
If /lit/ it's okay with this, then yes.

>>495451
I'm pretty sure they don't care.
Ask them if you need approbation anyway.

>>495416
>>495411
lol'd at the DFW headband

>>495411
This one's got the DFW headband & the Stirner cigarette smoke.
>>495402
>>495415
I don't see how these represent the board.

Best tan?

>>495656
if keksandra counts, her

/out/, /k/ and /ck/ are p cool too

>>495260
I made /lit/ a male.

>>495238
This image is great, needs the Easter frog though

>>493086

Not that this isn't kinda entertaining, but shouldn't this kinda thing be held in another thread? Link to it in these threads for sure, but, like, this should be more for general board tan discussion, not for this sort of thing, lest the discussion eventually get drowned out if this sort of thing catches on.

>>496097
Well it was sorta related to the bread
It had to do with meeting board tans
We just met /k/

>>496284
It is relevant, but the thread fills up faster this way when something like this would work as its own quest thread.

>>496097
I settle for gameplay in >>495067

Since then we've been discussing and posting new images. Compared to previous waifu wars and worshipping threads, this seems a better atmosphere.

I've also had an idea for tarot card based board tans. I remember seeing a discussion about it on /tg/. So far my choices are:

Fool: /b/
Magician: /x/
Empress: /cgl/
Emperor: /pol/
Lovers: /u/
Hierophant: /tg/?
Hanged Man: /r9k/
Justice: /co/
Chariot: /k/
Strength: /fit/
World: /int/
Devil: /d/
Death: /g/ (I cheated and used board history)
Sun: /c/
Moon: /cm/ (more like a stand in since /cm/ has a color scheme opposite from /c/)
Fortune: /biz/
Hermit: /jp/ or /a/
Tower: /v/? I pulled this out of nowhere.
Priestess:
Temperance:
Judgement:
Star: /s4s/. A stand in since the Sun and Moon are both kid board tans. /i/ is also a good choice.

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>>495845
Frogposting not allowed in the presence of [s4s], but you got an egg banned by the americunts.

>>497872
>slow it down
>chop parts of the song out
>create a vaporwave version
>Seamus now likes it

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>>497877
But /mu/ has always liked The Beach Boys

>>496377
>Emperor not /tg/

Other than that, I'm behind this.

>>497877
confirmed only posting on /mu/ for potatoface
I want to fuck him too but please get some taste

>>495684
I have some of his personality written down as oppose to his appearance, though I enjoy /lit/'s appearance in the drawings of the artist who drew /co/ventures. It fits with /lit/'s eccentric personality.

Also note, though /lit/ has a vast collection of books, he does have an ebook reader for traveling convenience. He can hold conversations with females but has an elitist taste when it comes to their book preferences.

/sci/, /lit/, /new/, and /int/ are surprisingly friends (board history wise they also share the same birthday). From youngest to oldest it would be /int/, /new/ or /lit/ (haven't decided who's older), then /sci/ as the oldest. /k/ is involved since /new/ and /k/ are both cousins who occasionally hang out with each other.

/r9k/ is a robot that /b/ created and then haphazardly dumped somewhere. lol

>>498693
That's cool

Anyone here got good comics of the board tans to post?

>>501198
Explain good. There are some comics on 4chanhouse that were created over the years that were pretty neat.

>>501566
Post some of your favorites, then, keep this thread active and fun.

>>498693
So far these are my current interpretations of each board tans' personalities.

/sci/- detached.
/lit/- eccentric.
/new/- dramatic.
/int/- insular.
/k/- paranoid.

During /new/'s existence, /k/ had more survival-related threads than /new/. /new/ was argumentative and tended to be overdramatic. /int/ had less country generals and focused mainly on country history. Both /new/ and /int/ had history related threads. /lit/ users preferred mostly philosophical related books.

/k/ and /lit/ are the only ones who are capable of relationships, though /k/ is married and /lit/ is picky. /new/ looks and acts unapproachable. /sci/ has more of a chance creating his own sex bot than being in a relationship.

When not being a loser with /sci/ on a Saturday night, /new/ hangs out with /int/. /int/ and /new/ are best friends.

/new/ usually gets himself into trouble because his overdramatic attitude occasionally makes him rebellious. He probably got this from /k/ since /k/ used to be the stormfront board before the users migrated to the news board.

[r9k] is a robot that gets constantly harassed by /b/ like many of the other boards. (cont.)

>>502154
/b/ has a cynical prankster type of personality. The activities he does is mainly for amusement. Following previous board tan lore, he had several encounters with /v/, /a/, /x/, and a few other prominent boards. /b/ also got involved in other sites and irl events that caught /new/'s attention, though /new/ is too often concerned with racial stories and sensational headlines to even care.

>>502154
where's the cont?

>>502514

Here >>502203

I haven't done much with [r9k] though I believe I have /b/'s personality down.

>>502837
Please, continue.

Regardless of how well you can draw, draw the board-tan of the board you most often visit (bonus points if they're talking about the last thread there you read).

>>504795
Is this some sort of weird fetish request?

>>504795
That would be fine, although I have been drawing my "home board" recently.

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>>504795

>>505765
Is that /his/ or /sci/?

>>505959
I think that's both /u/ if I'm not mistaken

>>505981
Yep.

>>496377
Judgement should be /ic/
Tower can be be /po/
Death should be /z/, but I dont think there is a tan for them

>>506656
/z/ is the bee, isn't it?

>>506656
>Tower can be be /po/
why? Tower in tarot is commonly associated with danger, crisis, misfortune, disaster, upheaval, and sudden change.

If anything it should be /mlp/, considering the events leading to its creation.

>>506674
Oh yeah, definitely /mlp/, ignore what I said about /po/

What would a board-tan movie be about?

>>506771
Defeating /b/
Rescuing moot
Just hanging around

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>>506771
4chan city is under plague of cancer. Someone has killed /b/, but instead of just returning to form, his cancer couldn't find it's home and so ran rampant across the other board. All the board homes and denizens are infected and become nothing more than tools of destruction with their virus making their traffic and powers faster and stronger. Now in the safety bunker in /q/, Hiro sends out the remaining tans, /vr/, /v/, /x/, /a/, and /tg/, to each board and plant a chimo bomb to wipe out all the cancer. The bomb is meant to slow all traffic to a halt and let everything reset, but it takes some time to set up, so our tan's have to overcome an unrelenting assault from the cancer ridden boards.

>>507093
>/a/
>not cancerous
Stopped reading

>>507130
unfortunately, /a/ got corrupted by the cancer duting the suicide mission, and /v/ is now refusing to go on evangelion because of it, despite papa moot's orders.

/film/-tan when?

>>507195
Don't make the same mistake like you did with /wsr/ and /his/.

>>507199
What's wrong with /wsr/ and /his/

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>>507195
Shitty drawfag here

>>507225
Needs a RLM t-shirt

>>507225
I think this is good she shouldn't have colors

>>507225
head looks fucked up

>>507244
Sorry anon i can't animu

>>507220
People forced shitty characters for /his/ and still it ended up with nothing. And people created a board-tan for /wsr/ that has nothing to do with the board itself, a random shit. You must wait until the board gets its own "culture" so you can design an accurate character.

>>507195
I second this do we have more drawfags here? (other than >>507225)

>>507130
every board has a little bit of cancer in it, but when /b/'s hardened concerntrated tar like substance infuses with non-native boards they get overwhelmed with berserking hate and murder lust.

The boards listed weren't uninfected because of their status', but by mere luck and also they are the most mainstream and developed tans to make the MC's. In /pol/'s arc, the entirety of /pol/ is burning down and people are killing each other in the streets. It's a burning detroit, but it was always like that so people don't realise they are infected. /pol/-tan himself was hiding in a bunker with /int/ locked away from the happening.

>>507252
THIS
Wait a while.

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>>507225

>>507253
Give me a minute

>>507681
also give me any details you guys want on her/him

>>507678
/3/-tan should have powers. Perhaps he treats the world like 3D software and can modify any object he wants.

>>507691
keep 3d glasses pls

Notes from 4chan University - Chapter 3. Sorry for not updating for the past few weekends. I've been traveling. I should have the latest chapter done here within the next few days.

>the small girl from before dances up to you
>"Hey! Music man. Come here."
>she drags you to the stereo before you can say no
>she stops the music and puts another CD in
>"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"
>She does that finger gun point thing again at the stereo
>what hath god wrought

pastebin.com/u/LeonidIslay

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heres one out of three that I came up with, I usually took inspiriation from the 50's era where the movie industry was beginning to boom.
it's shit t b h
>>507225
I like yours better

>>507821
Oh please, mine is shit

>>507842
no it's not!
it gives me nostalgia of the old style of board tans I used to see on here
that's a good thing

>>504258
[r9k] is a robot with an inability to understand relationships. moot created him as a prototype after a comic strip off of xkcd, with /b/ furthering its completion and misusing the robot until he grew bored of it.

Due to various abuses from his environment the robot becomes depressive and visibly passive aggressive.

In retrospect, [r9k] would be considered a robot with a heart, most likely because of his concern with having a gf or wondering why people don't appreciate him. /new/, however, is a man who lacks a heart since the userbase frequently employ logic and well-chosen facts to confound or belittle their opponents. He is represented as an angry board tan with a flair for the dramatic. moot cited him as /stormfront/ due to what happened with his previous incarnation as /n/- News.

Though the board is shit, /new/ was not influenced by /b/. He had more of a chance being influenced by /b/'s political opponents at that time: Fox News and Infowars junkies, Stormfronters and WNs, or the obvious conservative and liberal posters shitposting each other.

>>507225
This isn't that bad honestly, just leave her colorless,make her longer and make her hair longer too

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>>507846
keep going

>>506771
I wanted to plan a story involving the development of Web 2.0, 4chan's reputation of being The Internet Hate Machine, the great revolution towards things becoming internet-based (like household appliances and transportation) , and the challenges involved in staying anonymous in the future.

>>506674
>upheaval and impending change

Sounds like /v/. And reminds me of that one image with /v/tards jumping off a cliff.

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>>507821
second one is finished! based it more off the movies during the 20's aka flapper period hence the monochrome and get. also gave her monochromic eyes same with the first
>>507874
sounds awesome anon!
i'm planning on writing my own comic
but i'll only go through on it if my art improves in the future

>>507878
I can't draw fast enough to portray my ideas.

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>>507878
3rd one done! Based off the new modern horror genre with a hint of friday the 13th
>>507910
that shouldn't stop you from trying! just keep being determine and you'll get there!

>>507913
also my handwriting is horrid
so if you cant read it(and I don't blame you)
Left to right:
>usher
>flapper
>horror

>>507913
I like the one on the far left

>>507913
3rd looks like a lego but i like it

>>507930
Yeah it does but I wanted to make it ironic hence the smiley face
But glad you like it!

>>507934
I know it's actually supposed to reference Watchmen but the way you drew it makes it look like Undertale.

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>>507985
well now that makes me wanna cry now...
that's the last thing I wanna hear t b h

>>508023
Really? Undertale is a highly praised game, though. It won numerous awards. You should feel honored that someone likes your art that much.

>>508040
oh no it wasn't being used as a negative way anon
i'm actually thankful that someone likes it

>trying to create a fucking board-tan before the board even exists

Stop.

>>508121
it happened before
why not
A G A I N

>>508121
>>508151
Pay attention to the drawfag style, and ideas.

Does something rings a bell? Anything familiar?

Clue: go back to /his/, /aco/, wsr/... well, basically any recent board creation.

Is the same anon who goes into every board and attempts to force the new -tan to be a loli. He usually doodles some silly generic girls, and expect people to get along with his ideas.

Fortunately, his ideas usually go unnoticed most of the time, his only "successful" attempts were the loli that appeared on a couple /his/-tan pics and /wsr/... to some degree.

>>508183
This. Now that those boards are settled, we can discuss the true board-tans. Starting with /wsr/, the -tan should be a teenage girl with glasses who know about a lot of subjects.

>>508218
Shoo shoo Reddit

>>508183

Do people actually force tans?

>>508261
What? Is this how you guys "insult" now?

>>508279
Tans are frequently some level of "forced" because drawfags have a disproportionate amount of control over the content that is created.

>>507913
oh my god this is something

thanks milkless you're great

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>>507252
the /his/ one was weird but i really like wasure/wasuri

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>>507252
>And people created a board-tan for /wsr/ that has nothing to do with the board itself
We made it work I would argue with her broom being a spoon (you know, like spoon-feeding) and her having sauce around.

>>508306
*sweeps you into a dustpan and puts you into the trash*
Shoo shoo Reddit

>>508346
>*sweeps you into a dustpan and puts you into the trash*
well done

>>508344
/wsr/-tan is still way too touhou. Her hat and outfit should really be altered.

>>491837
rub cum into the door mechanism to loosen it up

>>507093
I think /tg/ needs to be a fat guy
>can keep the long hair, maybe put it in a pony tail

>>507821
god I love the jacket

>>508513
everyone says this but the statistics don't lie.

a huge number of /tg/ people posted their pictures and they weren't fa/tg/uys, they were skinny guys. So yeah the tan is a skinny guy

>>508183
except this is the first time I posted art here on this site (except oekaki for requests and such)
I was just submitting ideas not for it trying to be a thing

>>508183
dude people just like loli designs, that's been a thing here for ages, get a grip

>>509014
This. If anything we need more lolis, because they are one of the best things in the world.

>>509014
>>509026
t. pedophile

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>>496377
Alright then, let's get the ball rolling

>>509083
t. pedophile

>>509100
Noice
This is just a suggestion though but I think it'll be more suiting if the background was flames or 4chan in ruins
(becauses each time /b/ is down so is the rest of 4chan)

>>509161
On it.

>>509162
Also it's nice to see another anon remembering speedycat desu

>>509014
>been a thing here for ages, get a grip

Board tan wise, it's actually been majority male tans in the past. Makes for good yaoi material.

>>>/film/895
fresh content

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>>509421
>>507195

>>509427
Nice

>>509427
He'd need a comically large megaphone if only he wasn't dead.

>>510836
R.I.P
What was the first post tho

>>510844
Picture of a kangaroo and *BOING* *BOING* X 20.

>>509427
Why the DBZ hair?

>>509427
Better than >>507913

>>510865
I agree desu
completely forgot about baneposting

/film/ is dead, time to make a /qst/-tan

>>511151
no it isn't, give it a minute

>>511151
WAIT A FEW MONTHS AT LEAST, NIGGER

>>511151

>Came to be when /tg/ finally managed to extract quest threads from his system and someone came to fill up the space
>Girl because quests usually devolve into waifu hunt patterns
>Erratic behavior with chance for drastic changes all of a sudden because of multiple players' inputs on a single body
>Good relation with /mlp/ as she has had plenty of experience with quests without conflict, little to no interaction with /tg/ as he wants to distance himself from that stuff, ok relation with the rest

Tough to talk design since there is pretty much nothing global there save for rolling numbers sometimes. Maybe a bunny design as a homage to Ruby Quest

>>510851
Australians, the eternal funposters.

>>511205
Tough relationship with /vp/ because she wants to steal their quests.
Also,
>>Girl because quests usually devolve into waifu hunt patterns
Shouldn't that mean it should be a man?
Anyway, let's wait at least half a year before doing this.

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>>496377

Hey, I also was on that thread. I've also been working on some of them when I'm bored but since I don't know shit about drawing I've just made some sloppy edits for a general idea.

>>511294
I had a draft on tarot board tans mixed with a murder mystery. I wanted to present it at that time but it seemed everyone was caught up in comedy and harems for board tans so I just sat in the corner like a little bitch.

Was one of the reasons I wanted human names for the board tans. As humans they are able to die and I wanted to experiment on alternate universes for the boards. They are also not heavily associated with memes, rather their personality and interests are based on the boards' topic.

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/qst/ has a tan-making thread now. Started off like shit because the person who created the thread is one of those whiny idiots from /tg/, but some people contributed.

>>>/qst/292

I like this one with the Esdeath hat. Mentally I am calling her Quesdeath.

>>512108
Like the cape and gloves, gives her a silly chuuni impression.

>>512108
Why can't we wait?

>>512116
We didn't wait for /wsr/. Why should we ever?

>>512118
And /wsr/ isn't good as a -tan.
Let's wait this time.
Make an /h/-tan or something.

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>>512108
It's a high peaked cap
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaked_cap

>>512124
Yeah, like what Esdeath wears. Esdeath is great. So I will take any excuse to think of her.

>>512108
Remember when board tans were something that appeared long after a board was created and found its own culture. Those new tans are all way too quick and forced.

>>512122
/h/-tan already exists we need to make a /wsg/-tan

>>512264
Really? Show me /h/-tan.

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>>512339

>>512399
Oh, wow!
Make a /w/ one. Or /wg/.

>>512408
>Oh, wow!
There is only two pics of her and she is bland as fuck desiginwise
>>>/aco/482483

>>512415
Well, she is vanilla.

>>512399
isn't /r/ a boy?

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>>512152
Pretty easy to make board-tan anon.

>Step 1: design
>Step 2: go to /qa/
>Step 3: ????
>Step 4: Board-tan!

>>512408
/wsg/tan if the board wants one
>>512399
We should add /film/ to list if dead boards until hiro brings it back
eventually

>>512546
They fucking don't, and if they wanted one they would make a thread about it. I wish you idiots would stop this shit. The whole point is that its designed by the community when they want to make one, not by crossboarders who come in and start pushing their designs before a board even has an established userbase.

>>512496
I don't know i didn't make this i found it on /aco/

>>512546
/film/ doesn't have a board tan yet
>>509427
>>507913
>>507225
I don't think these count, /film/ doesn't exist yet and people like >>512623 would argue about stuff like that

>>512623
this anon gets it

>>512845

Frankly, We need to put down some rules for future tans.

>>512879
too bad we're so dis-organized though.

>>507736
>/3/-tan can clip through walls for no reason
>goes to visit /x/-tan
>walks through the wall
>"Hey, /x/!"
>"GHOST!!!"

Question. Is /a/-tan intentionally designed to look like a fujoshi, or is that just by coincidence?

>>514054
intentionally I believe

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New /qst/-tan gaining popularity. Unfortunately he's male, but I don't mind so much since the next League of Legends champion is female.

>>512152
People want to jump on the bandwagon because they want random drawfags to draw their OC.

Gay.

>>512399
Lame /h/-tan. Lemme make you a real one. bakas.

>>514521
She is supposed to be lame, she is a generic hentai girl.

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>>514149
Did she finally have that baby?

>>514668
She's not ready yet
>yet

>>512546
/film/ isn't dead, /film/ is aborted

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I like the idea that /pol/ is a timelord
I also think /pol/ got worse because he was almost killed twice.
When he was /n/ he kept to himself.
but what happens when you attempt to get rid of the guy that thinks jews are behind everything, thinks conspiracy theories are real and that the government is out to get you?

He gets worse because it confirmed his suspicions

Pic related is /n/'s last posts before it got deleted

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>>515023
Staying to the timelord idea
/pol/ often says he's not one person
I like to think he used a time machine to save the his previous incarnations and likes to argue with himself.


In older drawings /pol/ is shown to comb his hair back if he's going somewhere important too

>>488309
Didnt /v/ used to wear glasses and have hair?

Is this thread on autosage???

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Herodotus best board-tan

>>515031
Yes, but then he got cancer and super-anger and he lost his hair and the melanin of all his body.

>>514054
>>514054
He is designed to look like the girl in 3AB's comic, except with the added flower and ahoge and being a trap. Early /a/ users preferred to be little girls. /a/-tan also has glasses because watching anime gives you poor sight.

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Post more cute and sexy

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>>515598

I still want my pic of /tg/ hooked up to a dick milking machine

>>514537
>>514537

I don't think much about the appearance. This is her personality:

/h/ is the second board to be made after /b/. She's perverted and lewd while pretending she isn't perverted or lewd, claiming instead that she is vanilla or oblivious to her surroundings. This is due to most hentai females being negligent of their environment before they get caught up in certain situations.

>Uwah! I came to school without my panties??~
>I sure hope I don't get raped today!
>This liquid conveniently dissolves clothing and I accidentally spilled it on myself. What were the odds?

She calls /d/ her imouto. She does not have the ability to shapeshift, though she is pretty strong, smart, and has an uncanny magic-resistance to hypnosis and the likes (though she pretends to be hypnotized either way). Her abilities are not good for her since she prefers to be demure and wants to be raped by other board tans without accidentally breaking their necks.

During sex she is too vocal and sometimes says things that makes people turn their heads. Things such as:

>I saw some kids and my anus started to ache again.
>I'm going to die by cumming too much!
>Impregnate my ass!
>Use your dick and make cheese fondue in my pussy~
>Make me feel like I'm five years old again!

It doesn't help that she tries to sound like a high pitched little girl, though she insists that it's not on purpose.

She also insists that she is a virgin every time.

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Been a while since i posted here, but here is the update with /qst/ and /film/ and a few other changes

whoever made the original image didn't made all the pictures the same size, so i remade the whole thing fixing some other shit that bothered me here and there, in any case there you go

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>>516871
and as always, here is the alt

why are their two /out/ tans in different blocks that are separated from eachother.

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>>516873
>>516918
I have no idea why /trv/ is labeled as /out/

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>>516924
god dammit i knew something was wrong

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>>516933
hopefully i didn't fucked up anything else

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>>516936
Dagumi isn't /o/'s board-tan

>>516939
did they blessed this one? last year, when the boards were asking each other /v/ asked them and they made a comic, as far as i know people were either neutral or against this design

>>516939
That character looks exactly like /e/-tan.

>>516936
you edited out /aco/

>>517013
/aco/ has no board-tan. Face it, anon.

>>517013
http://desustorage.org/aco/thread/482265/#482265
http://desustorage.org/aco/thread/468727/#468727

>>517028
>>517033
Yeah it does, you can't just take it away because you don't like it

>>516960
>>517013
>anime /tg/
>wrong /toy/ pic
>no mask /tv/
>etc

This guy have been told multiple times the multiple mistakes on this chart, yet refuses to fix them for some reason, and keeps spamming it the next thread.

Whoever takes this seriously, without browsing the shimmie house, is a retard.

>>517047
>Anime /tg/

Are we updating pics every year?

>wrong /toy/ pic

Agree with this one.

>Rest.

I don't care or trash the forgotten OC's

>>512399
this one is correct, ignore other guy and add /qst/ to this. /film/ might as well be an urban legend at this point. Until it's back ignore it

>>517028
I thought it was /d/ and /co/'s kid or something

>>517068
/co/nrad's cousin

works for /d/ or is enemies or something

>>517070
but they did have a kid right?

>>517074
/co/ and /ck/ have a kid. Not a board though

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>>517079
Looked it up and what I was talking about deelette why not make /aco/ her?
Or the opposite of a /d/ make it a Male Angel or a Androgynous god/goddess.
Or even opposite of /h/.

Why do people write this dumbass fanfiction? Just draw art.

>works for /d/ or is enemies or something

It is a long and clusterfuck story.

She works at a whore house fill with cartoon whores. And she got a Indian sidekick called "Acorn". They fight /d/ things and fuck each other sometime. She have to pay the debt to her boss.

/aco/-tan story.

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>>517086
>Male Angel

okay

>>517086
Deelette is a secondary character from a specific board. They can't be board-tans. Now that I think about it, /aco/ hasn't identity, that's why it's hard to create a board-tan. They were right, /aco/ was a mistake.

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>>516960

>>517113
Image dump Boards are so hard to make a tan for.

>>517113
>Deelette is a secondary character from a specific board.

You are right.

We can clone her and give her wings and a fancy suit.

>>517100
/co/ as a last resort trying to fend of /d/ tentsticles prays to the 4chan gods and they send down an emissary.

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>>517028

>>517086
>>517100

Can't wait to draw this.

>>517013
j/aco/lyn was previously added a placeholder, some people started bullshitting about a non existent meaning so i changed back, i will change again when /aco/ figure out what it wants
>>517047
>anime /tg/
i usually try to stick with images that look better, the ones that aren't just doodles and are colorful for example, otherwise i pick the most recent ones like the cosplaying /tg/ one
>wrong /toy/ pic
Them please link me the right one
>no mask /tv/
Did /tv/ agreed on this design?

Also to note, not everything in the image is supposed to be official, many of the choices there are just placeholders so artists can have something to use as reference since not every board cares about board tans, if the people from the board suddenly decide that they want a different design for the tan i will change it

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Pitching my idea for /r/tan

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>>517127
Also I'm shitty at drawing and have bad handwriting, but otherwise

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>>517126
Use that Pokemon one, it looked nice.

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>>517129
Pretty much the basis is that /r/ is a friendly lich that actually is helpful

>>517126
you were proven wrong multiple times. You are adding and subtracting based on personal preference, fuck off

>>517134
them please tell me what i am supposed to change, if the people from the board want that i will do it

>>517139
just add /qst/ to this >>512399 or just do nothing and let someone else do it

>>517142
so basically you want the older /wsr/ and /tg/ pic and /aco/ back? is that it?

I got nothing against j/aco/lyn but I don't think she fits the bill for tan material.

>>517155
She looks okay to me, what are you talking about?

>>517146
trying to find a better picture of /toy/, not at home

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>>517157
She doesn't fit the board she feels off even if my dick says otherwise. /Aco/rn feels better but not by much.

>>517164
There was only one guy that kept bringing up the Indian and he was a spammer

>>517164
blame /co/ for this shit, they have an entire multiverse for their autistic OCs and tried to apply the same logic to other board's tan, if people waited a few weeks before creating a tan so all the crossposting could settle they would have found a middle ground more easily

and this is coming from a guy who browses /co/, they aren't exactly bad people just painfully autistic, specially when their OCs are involved

>>517167
This is why /aco/ shouldn't have a tan.

I agree with keeping it empty until you guys finally work something out.