Why do I exist?

To be inferior to me.

To bang lolis

>>469286
But that's illegal anon.

I shitpost, therefore I exist.

>>469291
Lolis refers to 2D girls, you fucking psycho.

>>469295
>supports child porn
>calls others psycho
wew

>>469298
>wew
>calls others psycho

>>469295
But I can't bang 2D girls anon.

>>469331
Oh, my sweet summer child.

because your dad peed white milk on your mommy belly

>>469334
Please explain this black magic.

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There is no reason in particular that any of us exist

>>469282
To pilot the Eva.

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To dance

It depends on what you mean by "why".

"How" you exist would be an easy question.

"For what purpose" you exist is more difficult.

>>469282
Find yourself and you will find what you looked for but never saw.

>>469282
How far back do you wanna go, OP? Because your mom birthed you. Because your dad fucked your mom. Because your grandparents fucked. Because your great grandparents fucked. Because some monkeys fucked. Because some pre-monkeys fucked. Because some fish fucked. Because some microbes ate each other and split apart. Because chemistry and physics of water densities, surface tension, and electrostatic forces produced "life". Because the big bang happened. Chance. No reason. Because God made you. Because some other "God" made you. Because you're the imagination of an author in another universe.

to be my euro bf.

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To giv mi gud suc u autistic pinecone fgt