Trolls are a different species. Biologists inform us that trolls

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Trolls are a different species. Biologists inform us that trolls are characterized by the use of flame baits. A dictionary further enlightens us, explaining that a bait is "food or other lure placed on a hook or in a trap and used in the taking of fish, birds, or other animals".

Now, the key insight is that for a troll to survive, it has to use cost-effective baits. That is, the bait should be significantly cheaper than the food, or else the troll will go bankrupt.

Of course, your not-so-well-thought-out emotional response counts as a medium-sized piece of a fish, a bird, or some other animal. But let me assure you, this post is way costlier and thus makes a lousy bait. Try doing something like this, and you'll realize that a troll will not pick this path to ensure its survival.