I still pronounce it as "saytch" even though I know

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>>1567612
Who cares?

>>1567617
Thanks for your rude reply, asshole. I sincerely hope that I one day meet you just so that I can invite you into my submarine where I will proceed to kill and rape your dead corpse, after I'm done with that I will then cut your body into pieces and dump them into the ocean in the desperate (and frankly really stupid) attempt at hiding the evidence. Afterwards I will claim that the whole ordeal was just "an accident" and your death was not caused by me. Later on because of my really bad attempt at hiding the evidence the police will obviously find your torso on the beach, but because I'm a huge idiot who instead of admitting my crime, I will instead fervently deny the fact that I cut up your body and tossed it into the ocean while still claiming the entire thing was just an accident, despite the fact I was the only person on the submarine with you and no other explanation other than murder would make no sense. Despite all this I will still be a naive idiot who believes that he still has a chance at winning in the courtroom and I will keep on denying all this despite the fact that no one believes be beside my stupid lawyer who might just act like she believes me because otherwise no one would hire them if they just told their honest opinions instead of defending the person they were hired to defend in the first place.

I wish I had a personal rape submarine...

>>1567612