didnt do my homework in psychology. should i just be absent tomorrow?

how about for once in your life you try putting a bit of effort in and actually do the work

>>1567401
the homework says that we should observe someone sleeping then take down notes. stages of sleep cycles and stuff. im sure i could just look it up on the internet without bothering to actually observe someone sleeping. thoughts?

>>1567426
You don't have a wife...

Something tells me you are not a psychology major. If you were, bullshitting this assignment would be a cake walk. Hell, even the papers I do while getting my master's are so easy to bullshit. The only hard part is actually starting and to not use the same words or phrases continuously.

>>1567432
It is an interesting subject, especially in the classics of it. Too bad it has been heavily neutered thanks to debilitating ethics. It's why psychology is a shitty subject right now and why the overwhelming amount of studies are not replicable. About the only thing an experimenter can do now is utilize a small amount of deception but have to do long debriefing sessions if they want to actual experimental manipulations just do feefees do not get hurt.

>>1567437
>he's lashing out and assigning blame
Tell me about your mother

>>1567544
blame justly belongs to people who earn it

>>1567544
>assigning blame
Yet it's actually true. Even the APA admits that psychology as a research subject is poor right now:

http://www.apa.org/monitor/2013/02/results.aspx

>>1567400
>>1567403
You missed a golden opportunity here OP.
That was like a free pass to break into some girls bedroom at night and be a total creepo. If the police catch you you have an alibi that your professor could vouch for

>>1567400

>>1568800
Tell me about your relationship with your father.

>>1568800
So legendary that a person spammed awhile back to get a psych board.

My minor in undergrad was psychology. what you need help with frog poster?

>>1571217
you sound butt devastated

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