How do I become a 1337 programmer? What's a good language to learn? I want to make cool programs and websites and generally get clued up on the tubes and stop being dumb.
>>1561940
Scheme
Either that or cobal
You need a good reason to be one, otherwise you will hate it
Python or Ruby are easy to pick up and are a decent place to start if you want to make a career out of it.
Processing is a great tool for learning, and will get you putting cool graphics onscreen really quickly.
install gentoo
>>1561940
Google cs50
>>1561940
Indian
Brainfuck or Scratch
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>>1561940
All the hot new programmers these days are getting started with "Whitespace"
>>1561940
Windows