>>>/a/161980153
This is neo-/a/, where mods stage public bans and people fall for it. Say hello.
Pretend you're /a/ in this thread.
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Ironic is still genuine, but for lolz sake
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>>1560981
Pretend I'm /a/? I can pretend to be half the people on 4chan with only a sentance.
"I want to have sex/ I want to masturbate so badly, I'm going to go on and on about it every time I think about something that reminds me of it (which is almost anything remotely sexual, or female and moderately attractive)."
>>1560980
I can sympathize. People fall for it here too.
>>1560985
This post gave me a boner.
>>1560985
I can do it too.
hurr duurrrr made u read my feelings but i win not like i care but u do hoho we do this everyday it's like a tribal we learned watching old folks do i can do it while asleep now see you tomorrow
>>1560986
wow... it's like all humans think similarly in the presence of authority figures...
>>1560986
Still salty about that ban, eh?
>>1560980
in the entirety of the logs is there even a single incident of a public ban being staged