Is /qa/ religious? Please don't spam this thread, I've

I listen to Roman Catholic Podcasts sometimes.

http://members.chello.nl/o.van.buuren/The%20Age%20of%20Consent,%20Radio%20Netherlands%201993.mp3

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I like reading the bible and other religious stuff but that's about it.

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I'm a Christian Catholic, but have sworn to quit jacking it if I ever somehow get married. Until then it's kind of been beneficial loading off to all sorts of doujins and whatnot considering my dick would've been worse off for skin-related reasons and no one wants that.

>>1533847
Belief is not required for anything.
Religions are merely intriguing hypotheses, as is any other non-religious alternative.

Sort of, definitely in the cafeteria catholic category but I don't feel comfortable going to the Latin rite masses in my university's area and waking up on Sundays blows. I much prefer my Maronite parish and plus there's lots of donuts and family to see after the liturgy. If I ever have a family I'd see myself becoming far more devout overtly for their sake and because going to church helps keep the extended family in contact.

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>>1533854
Stolen from no-you.

>>1533896
Go back there.

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>>1533899
Where?

>>1533896
I selected that straight from my hard drive. I was going to post another pic with this post but then I realized you would just steal it like you always do.

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>>1533905
Stolen from no-you.

>>1533905
Fucking thief.

>>1533909
stop stealing my posts you fucking asshole.

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>>1533918
I bet you were the one stealing my posts and posting them here when I used to visit ota, too.

>>1533920
>when I used to visit ota
You mean you don't anymore? Good, now I can finally be free of your shit.

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>>1533921
I left when the admin was revealed to be a discord teenbro and started deleting SFW threads.

I made the site popular and it went to the autist's head.

>>1533922
>started deleting SFW threads.
You mean your dumb shirobako blog threads?

>>1533926
No, Autismo.

>>1533921
Yeah, because dani, disability-san, schizo spammer, and those other freaks who invaded /ota/ are so much better than trevor.

>>1533929
all of them are banned except the big D

kuso thread

I am a lapsed catholic
I consider myself cultural christian

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no

>>1534061
that just means you're a larping teenager who wants to look cool with his neo nazi friends

No. But I have no problem with religious people as long as they use religion as a means of self-improvement. Religious organizations, on the other hand, are mostly garbage.

>>1533847
I worship Sento's supple breasts

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What's your definition of religious?

Pic semi-related.

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>>1533847
My father is a pastor and i go to church almost every sunday. I have my moments of doubt from time to time but talking with my pops helps me go through them.

>>1534063
t. fedora tipping cuck

>>1534115
How'd he help you get through the fact that the modern christian bible still asserts the trinity, flat earth, young earth hypothesis and non-existence of dinosaurs?

I retract my statements if your father is fluent in Aramaic and bases his statements purely on the dead sea scrolls only.

>>1534134
Being a mentally retarded 'murrican helps a lot.

>>1534134
>still asserts the trinity
Actually it doesn't do this.

>Dead Sea scrolls
>Aramaic
The Dead Sea scrolls don't have any of the New Testament and include non-bible stuff, and none of the bible was actually written in Aramaic.

>>1534140
>Actually it doesn't do this

lol

>and include non-bible stuff

lol

>and none of the bible was actually written in Aramaic

lol

American jesus and American christianity are hilarious.

I also love the little 'americanism' where you nitpick the post and don't address more fundamental arguments like the biblical flat earth.

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>>1533847
not really part of a religion but i'm not an atheist

>>1534142
I'm not saying I believe that stuff, I'm not the guy with the pastor dad. I'm just showing you that you don't know as much as you think you do.

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God signals to me everyday loud and clear.
Loud and clear.
Yes. Your Eye is on me. Messages are clear, clear as crystal.
All according to plan.

>>1534159
Except nothing you said was correct other than the fact the Dead Sea Scrolls don't contain the new testament, which is a strawman argument.

The only thing you have shown is that you are a pretentious pseudo-intellectual. I mean, fuck me, how far is your head up your own ass that you think somehow you have the right to type "I'm just showing you that you don't know as much as you think you do", which by itself is incredibly obnoxious and screams some unfounded elitism, when the entirety of your counter-argument was a fallacious detraction and blatantly false statements.

You're a complete joke.

>>1534177
woah fucking roasted that dude

>>1534177
The bible was written in Hebrew and Greek. I just looked it up and I guess a couple of passages are written in Aramaic but the vast majority is Hebrew and Greek. I have a translation of all the non-biblical Dead Sea scrolls on my bookshelf right now. The trinity is never explicitly mentioned anywhere in the New Testament.

>>1534193
Notice how instead of making a concession on being flat out incorrect you squirm and type how you 'guess' because your ego got bruised. Grow the fuck up, loser.

>The trinity is never explicitly mentioned anywhere in the New Testament.

I'm not even going to bother addressing this strawman, I've argued with enough Christians to understand this will end up being a semantic fallacy. Go fuck yourself.

>>1534200
Yeah I'm incorrect about that but what about all the things you were incorrect about that? And there's no reason to be fluent in Aramaic when less than 1% of the bible was originally in Aramaic. And I never said I was Christian, where did you get that idea?

>>1534201
>you were incorrect about that
Remove "that".

>>1534201
>Yeah I'm incorrect about that but what about all the things you were incorrect about that?

Ah yes, the grade school 'I'm rubber you're glue' argument. How high was that horse you fell from for you to be knee deep in the mud?

>And there's no reason to be fluent in Aramaic when less than 1% of the bible was originally in Aramaic

What a trite and nonsensical point to make. This is just sad. I don't know what kind of retard you have to be to actually argue that the language jesus and his disciples spoke as unimportant.

>>1533847
I'm neither religious or an anime fan.

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I'm not religious but I'm not an anime fan either.

>>1534224
Says the trinitarian

I'm a raging Last Thursdayist.

>>1534373
I don't believe in the trinity nor am I a christian. I think it would be pretty silly to believe a man could be god or that a religion with 3 gods could be monotheistic, no?

Just remember: you fuck with God, you're dead. Just like that nigger who made fart noises for VMware.

>>1535232
You're going to have to define your terms. I don't know which God you're talking about for one, and I don't know what being dead is to you for two.

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te mor eye jus wan fwee weev tu go
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beecuz eye NO tis pways tu be twoo
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tat is how
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>>1535318

>>1535319
DONT MOCKING HER

>>1535319
this thread is being tolerated by /qa/ and you're pushing it when you bully my friend like that

>>1535322
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, INDECIPHERABLE TEXT (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
You and your friends are being tolerated by the mods. Remember that.

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>>1535338
What if I told you moderators are the friends?

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>>1535341
What if I told you you were full of shit?

>>1535342
You're a Nobody.

and so am I.

>>1535322
Shut up, loser nerd or as I like to call it 'loserd' (it'll catch on)