Hi /qa/. We're beginning our annual hot pocket drive to feed the people who make 4chan go. To donate, put any hot pockets you can spare in this box. Your help is appreciated!
Japanese Soup?
donate? but don't they..
DO IT FOR FREE?
>>1428417
That's why your help is critical to their ability to eat.
>>1429063
Hey, that's the song I posted! Nice.
That's a pretty meager haul, but I guess it will have to do.
wait! i didn't realize you were ending it so soon!
i still got something to donate! come back!
>>1430253
Great! That should help wash down the generic poison, instant noodles, and boatslut.
Hope they enjoy :)
>>1430278
Who wouldn't enjoy such absurdy luxurious hotpockets?
*cums into box*
Whoopsie~!
Now someone will have to clean it up!
wait! i tried to make a cake as fast as i could, its okay if i put more than one donation, right?
Send Sachiko to give them the box!
>>1430305
No its 1 donation per person i'm afraid
>>1430309
well damn, i'll just eat my cake alone then, enjoy cleaning the cumstains in there you meanie
>>1430313
Can I lick your cake a little?
>>1430313
I didn't make the rules you absolute cunt, why don't you take it up with the administration instead of crying to me, cur
>>1430323
Anon that apples gone brown, we can't serve it to the staff!
I'm afraid I have nothing to give you myself, but I see you were running out of space, so I got a new box for you.
>>1430332
forgot the fucking box fuck me
>>1430305
That looks like a very interesting combination of flavors and textures. Not to worry, I have years of experience playing inventory tetris in Diablo 2 and Resident Evil 4, I'll figure out a way to make everything fit.
>>1430335
Thanks, that might come in handy if things pick up.
>>1428409
I found this banana. I hope they really, really like it!
Here's the most rare Barbosa I have.Tell them I said hi too pls
Lookin' good.
some baby food for swaglord
A book to keep them read!
>>1428409
Here you go hotpocket lords. My tithe to you is this vintage, SUPER 限定 bebsi
Enjoy!
Here's a cure to their predicament!
Had to bust out the second box. Wouldn't want to get instant noodle soup all over the book, after all.
A laughing Buddha statue
I found some spaghetti lying around.
I found this old game in the attic, they can have it
>>1435574
The box art on that spaghetti is very misleading.
I have a graffix cat cosplaying as Mario
>>1439919
okay, i get it. like you're trying to protect your precious threads from the spam, and you think that if you don't then the spammers "won" but the thing is you need to get over that because the spammers aren't the only people that want your boring dumb /jp/ clone threads gone, so waste your time if you must but understand that you are really a stupid dumbass.
>>1439926
*shits on your face*
>>1439927
lol keep on crusading my dude
>>1439926
>okay, i get it. like you're trying to protect your precious threads from the spam, and you think that if you don't then the spammers "won" but the thing is you need to get over that because the spammers aren't the only people that want your boring dumb /jp/ clone threads gone, so waste your time if you must but understand that you are really a stupid dumbass.
Who are you quoting dumb wojackposter
Bane?
Hey OP, the mods can have this delicious cake I baked earlier
moot's mememobile
A bap in the face
>>1441799
Thank you for posting my OC
I hope I don't lower the tone too much but I really think that they would appreciate one of these to share.
>>1442327
why would they need 1 card? why not get them a whole deck?
>>1442685
Maybe they're intended to leave it as a calling card after killing a thread.
>>1441123
I see you already tested how delicious it was! Hopefully the cat leaves it alone.
>>1442758
Why did you put that dildo in the box? I only put it in the picture for size reference for the playing card.
>>1442759
I know this is a dead meme but... my sides.
Janny needs some variety in his diet. If he eats too many hotpockets he will get fat.
>>1442327
>not even a dragon dildo
Here is a very large picture of Chaika's.
>>1442759
Sorry, my mistake. It has been removed and replaced with a wholesome carrot.
I brought an A-10 Warthog
I have this robot, it keeps yelling "exterminate" and something about a doctor but I think they'd really appreciate it anyway
>>1440451
Better version
>>1428409
Here u go!
>>1446370
I never realized there were so many exotic Hotpockets flavors. Are these only available in Japan or something?
>>1446344
I'm not sure deleting posts requires that sort of firepower, but I'm sure it will be appreciated regardless.
Heer u go
Ill donate some of my toast
Here's a map of religious denominations in the Middle East so they can more accurately direct their slurs at the proper countries.
>>1428409
Take the hokuto no bogdanoffs.
>>1447897
It looks pretty special.
I just bought a few cheeseburgers. I'll donate one.
They get fired if they don't read it and take a test afterwards.
Its hot so I got them some ice cream with my super special secret topping on top ;)
vinegar for their souls
I don't envy whoever has to transport all this stuff.
not today you spamming fuck
>>1453967
some janny will carry it
a hearty drink for the good staff
>>1457112
He'll carry it for free right?
>>1440441
I don't know if I'm too late. I would really, really like for this picture of an important animal looking yourself while looking in a mirror to be in the box. Because it's rather important.
Anyone wanna circle jerk about the leaked irc logs?
>>1459611
Post em nao
One single (You)
>>1460028
you didnt quote anyone though
>>1459501
Are birds really important?
>>1462130
What are birds, anyway?
>>1462476
hi!
tis is akawee akasa!
wisten!
du yu heewr it?
tats te sownds obs te yoonivors…
oooOo
so te kwosest wun…
is sownds pahwetee famiweear dusnt it?
eye wundor wich kaym forst?
te pwanet or te chorp chorp fwy beens???
pwobabwee te pwanet ! !! !! !
hy hy!
age
>>1463197
Bless your soul.
>>1466481
tank yu bewee much por bahweseeng my sowl missus bandaj gowrl!! ! !
in weetowrn…
[but weely jus beecuz eye wants tu]
eye am goweeng tu gibs yu a
BIG
WUV
BAHWAST
so…
as yu ar weedeeng tis pohst te wuv is beegeneeng tu SORJ insyd yu…is awykeneeng! nd wen yu finish weedeeng tis pohst tat wuv wil impawohd wyk a nootwahn stahr nd TEN it wil fwow twoo yor bodee as kaskaydeeng gahma ways obs osiwayteeng spiwals owt twoo al yor chakwa poynts nd gibs yu a awra obs pyur akawee wuv! ! !!!!!
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>>1471334
Where did you find so many topkeks?
I donate Youmu's ghost half (the floaty dude on the left)
>>1475894
Can I have the other half?
>>1475894
It looks a bit lonely without the rest of Youmu.
OP, the homeless need a way to reheat their hot pockets. here's a bomb for your warthog
I've been watching this thread since it was created and I just feel like posting in it today, give them this happy tsukasa onegai!
>>1477550
The other boxes are pretty heavy already, so I stuffed her in with the topkeks. They should still taste fine even if they get a little squished.
>>1475922
No.
>>1477578
Don't you need a new box? Here, it's on me.
I love it when queue ayy comes together like this.
>>1472814
Keksandra gives them away for free
>>1428409
bumple
a weapon to surpass metal gear
I wonder if the hot pockets will aprieceate all the effort it took to collect all the items.