Hey Faggots, My name is John Elway, and I hate every single one

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John Elway, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-hooves who spend every second of their day not being football. You are everything non-football in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any horse pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities about not being the entirety of football, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than when the Earth was void and without form, and there was no football, because it had not yet been created by me, John Elway.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m the alpha and the omega, also known as Scootie Puff Sr., the Doom Bringer. I was the inventor of Football, and the creator of the Denver Broncos. What sports have you created, other than “not football”? I also traveled through time to father myself, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO oats). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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