What the fuck are these dumbass monkey threads on [s4s]? It's

>>1426808
¥Trying to understand s4s
wwww

Fuck off back and there and kill yourself.

>>1426811
Uh, you get the idea...

>>1426810
That's the thing, I wouldn't bat an eye if I wasn't pretty sure this was some group of people's personal on-site chatroom.

s4s is so postmodern it would shock Hugo Ball.

There are very few people that understand it and they know those truths are best left unspoken.

There's a deep history to that thread and it would take a very long time to explain it.

>>1426808
[s4s] has plenty of layers, spend some time there and you'll manage to touch the surface of it

>k come back you should have FUCKING invited me back into the FUCKING discord so we could HASH SHIT OUT you PRIDEFUL BRAT, get the HECK BACK HERE & lets HASH SHIT OUT ~said with the panick & tearful nature of a Cop that just hadda Shoot a n•gga that looked like he was pulling out a gun~

Honestly, what is going on here?

>>1426844
That's a guy that we like to call sparkles.

>>1426847
I'm listening.

If you've got an explanation, I'll take it.

>>1426849
There is no explanation for that guy.

>>1426850
I get that you guys are the ironic funny men that think that everything is a joke but can you explain what sort of drama is going on with this guy in a way that someone who isn't invested in [s4s] besides being an amused observer?

>>1426855
I forgot to add "can understand" to the end of my post

>>1426855
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

>>1426859
hihii

>>1426847
>So hey ppl. The person spamming this thread with the emoji pics isn't me, it's the poster sometimes known as cade or sparkles, and certain threads like this one seem to set off a barneyfag like obsession in them. It's really silly bc they never even check dubs but I think they're mad that OP in this ITT often tries for dubs and trips. I've always found these threads kinda cute so I officially apologize to all passin through fans on behalf of my imposterator. Hopefully the dear will find something better to do with their time soon!

So is this guy autistic, or something?

>>1426866
>>1426855
He's a really cool dude, and everyone loves him.

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>>1426867
Interesting.

>>1426872
the guy is fucking nuts he will kill me if he sees that

Help my life is in danger

So wait, is this, or is this not some silly meta thing, or is there someone with genuine mental illness involved here?

>>1426878
It's not a staged sort of thing. I really just posted the thread a lot and these two sort of developed their own thing within that context. The sparkles guy was around [s4s] before that thread but he is now mostly relegated to posting in that one thread.

>>1426885
Also Winston is almost definitely just sparkles' alter-ego and not a real person.

>>1426885
Diving through the archive leads me to think you might not be bullshitting?

The Sparkles guy comes up a lot.

Christ, and I thought [s4s] was supposed to be a nice board.

>>1426891
He prides himself on being the antithesis of [s4s] basically. He doesn't belong there at all but i managed to wrangle him into a single thread so he doesn't bother the rest of the board that much. don't tell him that though

So why don't they just ban this fag?

>>1426898
Which one?

>>1426899
he is probably referring to sparkles

>>1426898
Like seriously, this sounds like some of the most asinine around if it's true, and it's perpetrating a general.

>>1426899
This schizo role playing guy.

>>1426900
He does get banned sometimes but phones do exist.
>>1426901
How do you get rid of insane people with nothing better to do

Oh god you gave him someone to talk to

>>1426902
Range ban?

Like, I know it's [s4s], but if this story is true, then it sounds like something that should get a ban hammer taken to it.

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>>1426906
Unless I'm totally out of the loop, and it's super deep into meta bullshit, this looks like an out and out schizo.

>>1426909
Yeah and this was totally predictable. You gave him one single post to work off of and he reacted like that.

Now that you've engaged him, he will not stop. You're in it until he declares himself the winner.

Also he doesn't use this board so he almost definitely doesn't know this thread is happening.

>>1426912
Well this is just fucking ridiculous. I know it's [s4s], and there's a level of "who gives a shit?", but I'd certainly like to know if Swaglord of someone approves of this.

>>1426915
I don't think anyone approves necessarily but what options are there really

>>1426893
Wow, I'm a programmer and I read a lot of literature and I've read Jung too. I must be somewhere up there.

>>1426926
Have you ever read The Catcher in The Rye

>>1426927
Hasn't everybody?

>>1426930
Yeah, probably.

>>1426932
Well I have. Why do you ask?

what the fuck is going on in this thread

>>1426933
Just making conversation.

>>1426934
It can be too much for mere mortals to comprehend at times.

>>1426937
Have you ever heard the theory that Holden raped his sister?

>>1426934
There's a thread on [s4s] that is literally harboring a person with schizophrenia, who spam nonsensical stuff nearly 24/7, and has been doing this for months, if not upwards of a year.

None of the mods or anyone seem to take issue with that.

>>1426940
During the book or at some point in the past?

>>1426941
they've been doing it for almost 3 years

>>1426941
>someone is shitposting on a shitposting board
well fuck me

>>1426947
It's less shitposting and more genuine mental illness.

Like, not the funny kind.

>>1426942
During the book. Since the book is Holden talking to a psychiatrist or something, he doesn't ever say it outright. You can search the /lit/ archive on warosu.org, people sometimes bring it up in more detail there.

>>1426950
Neat, I never heard that or got that out of the book, but anything's possible.

>>1426949
Mental illness is always funny, CIA nigger.

>>1426952
Here's the thread where it first came up:
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S4528424

>>1426949
let me see if I can find it >>>/s4s/

>>1426961
>>>/s4s/5535604

And a million other threads with the monkey face.

>>1426955
Oh, /lit/.

>>1426949
I know mental illness.

This guy is nothing, maybe a minor annoyance. At this point just letting him shitpost is the safest course of action, remove that from his routine and something is bound to happen that's even worse.

>>1426968
That's pretty much the conclusion I've come to.

>>1426963
all I see is inane shitposting. maybe you and >>1426968 are right; maybe he IS mentally is. not much mods or anyone can do about it.

>>1426850
fucking kek. I don't know why but I loved the way you phrased that.

>>1426972
>maybe he IS mentally ill
typo

>>1426972
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/search/text/sparkles/

If you want to go deeper down the rabbit hole.

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>>1426977
geez, I never knew. I never visited those "introducing" threads but always wondered why they got so many replies.

>>1426979
It's because they're so amazing!!

>>1426980
to be fair: introducing is a god-tier meme

>>1426981
I love you

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>>1426983

>>1426986
It's okay I understand.

>>1426971
He refers to himself in the third person a lot as well as displays ego and a slightly unusual but still normal connection with observational reality. This is the kind of guy that thinks his autism is a gift and that he's speaking in a code too advanced for normal people to understand. Actually those people just leave quietly, confused most of the time.

Truly whacked out people forget who they are and what they're doing when delusional, there's no reasoning with them and their responses if any resemble fucking gibberish. Maybe this guy will get there but not quite yet.

>>1426992
He has claimed on numerous occassions that it's all an act as well.

>>1426995
If it's all an act, then it's a hell of a lot of dedication.

>>1426996
That's what I said

Why does he spam the passin through threads.

I like them. They're cute.

>>1426998
that guy is a master of GETs

>>1426999
>999
>Trips
Nice

Well this was fun I hope /qa/ understands the silliness of [s4s] a little better now. ttfn

>>1427003
Thanks for explaining if you're the one who's been doing it. Feel like I actually learned some weird shit.

>>1427002
thanks senpai

>>1427003
bye sparkles, see on the boards

>>1426909
I've been using [s4s] for a long time now, so I feel like I'm qualified to explain

He think's its funny. People on qa seem to be under the impression that it's not a joke if they don't get it.

Now, that doesn't mean that he's actually funny (I think it's completely retarded), but it means that he's somewhat self aware

Also, you need to remember that [s4s] is incredibly meta. This leads me to believe that the guy is trying to make fun of general threads.

Compare actual general threads with his threads and you'll see what I mean

I'm not saying that he isn't mentally ill though.

I think that the guy's autistic. He's completely aware that what he's doing is stupid, but he thinks it's funny, meaning that he thinks that other people will find it funny

>>1427616
ikr right lol

Good read

Bump, cause this thread actually turned out interesting.

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>>1428550
I know this post had good intention
but I hate this comment.
so much that I went out of my way to point it out
can't explain why

>>1428634
Bukowski was a maniac, wrote some good stuff though

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>>1428963
Aren't we all.
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

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>>1428963
He was a postman. It's practically in the job description.

>>1429218
Sure, I learned a lot from that guy.
>>1429225
Tell me about it

>>1426998
He's flooding the threads with emojis because he's got an autistic crusade against the topic.

His stuff should be getting deleted, since it violates global rule 10, which is still enforced on [s4s].

>>>/s4s/5544053
I told him. I wonder how that will develop.

>>1429507
>>1429510
Take it in folks. The schizo.

>>1429514
This guy is now mocking my dead mother just so everyone understands this

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>>1429218
The world is at your command.

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>>1429518

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Why delete your posts?

>>1429561
Because he's not retarded.

>>1429562
I would think you'd have to be a little dim to make posts like those.

>>1429564
Welcome to the ride

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>>1429527
Don't worry.
Take your time, don't hurry.
Leave it all... till somebody else lends you a hand