Pass the sentence - one sentence per post

You go back to bed.

yOU WAKE UP

You apologize for yelling even though you're alone.

You get out of bed.

suddenly you wake up again

You go to the toilet to brush your teeth and pee.

it was all dream and you wake up again

You try to escape the loop.

You turn on your Nigger Killer 5000, head outside to the nearest basketball hoops, where you find 50 Niggers avoiding work and responibility, you then load up your Nigger Killer 10000 and unload on all those Basketball Apes, rendering them into ashes before you proceed to jerk off and ejaculatr on the corpse of your Father the Duke of Erlington, who had just the year before completed his trans-atlantic solo sailship voyage, equipped with only a sail, a mast and 6 chickens.

you feel everything is a dream suddenly and realize you're still sleeping before you wake up suddenly

You get off the floor.

when you question why you were on the floor sleeping you realize you're dreaming still and wake up

You dream that you wake up.

you wake up but realize you're still dreaming and can't wake up

You couldn't wake up inside

you open your eyes and stare at the ceiling in an unfamiliar place but realize you're dreaming still and struggle to wake up

You wake up.

you gain sudden enlightenment and realize that life is actually a dream

you go back to sleep

You can't wake up.

You're so woke that you wake up anyway.

you think about sleeping

you look around and realize something is strange

You were probably seeing things and you decided to rest for a while.

Zzzzz . . . sleeping.

You are dreaming of a butterfly

you unzip your pants

You put on your pajamas and go back to sleep.

you take off your pants

you wake up realizing you didn't take off your pants and are wearing pajamas

You go back to bed after being so tired after all that sleeping

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you slip one dirty finger into your dirty pussy

upon which you realize that you don't have a vagina.

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your penis shrinks into your body and becomes a vagina, it feels so hot

You realize it was a sexy dream and awaken.

You come to the conclusion that being female in your dreams is much better than being a male in life, so you go back to sleep

you decide to not sleep again ever

you decide that after your quick nap

You dream about waking up.

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how do we fix /qa/

you dream think to yourself

"/qa/ what's that?" you dream think as you begin to dream fly.

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fuck off
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fuck off

You hear a voice say "fuck off" and rattle off a bunch of numbers.

After waking up, you ignore the bizarre sounds because you want to keep the thread going

You hear your stomach rumbling and head to the kitchen.

you come across a strange set of characters imgur.com/9X2d4UJ

you decide this is enough for today and go back to bed

your dreams seem to be memories of your past life

But then you wake up and realize your past life was just a dream

you got to check if the strange characters are still there

As you try to get up from bed, a thought flashes across your mind: what if you're still dreaming?

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but before you can focus on the thought you fall asleep

you dream about breaking the cycle

You chastise yourself for replying to a post directly, but it's okay because it was just a dream

you suddenly realize life is like a dream except you can't wake up... yet

you come to the conclusion there must be something within you have to solve before you can wake up

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You wonder if this has anything to do with the Rubik's cube you accidentally swallowed the other day.

You search your inner mind to find the mind cube

Inside your inner mind you find another mind, the inner-inner mind to be precise.

You declare jihad on the mind.

You can't decide on which mind to jihad, so you give up.

You eat five tacos.

You remember that you hate tacos and wake up to go wash your mouth out.

You decide to go eat lurk moar because he is a cutie

>>1298576
This is a good thread. True /bant/ material.

Lurk moar won't let you eat him, so you lick his thighs instead.

Lurk moar doesn't make the rules i says nd I tear into his thigh like a velociraptor grrr

You aren't sure what you just said to yourself

In your dreams you realize you are merely an existence completely controlled within an universe created by creatures with severe mental impairments for the purposes of entertainment.

You decide to cast away those thoughts and plunge deeper in the realm of dreams.

You feel a great realization that you are 2 woke and wake up.

You suddenly realize that 2 equals 1 and fall asleep

You realized several days have gone past and you've missed worked.

>>1301903
You become very depressed and decide to go back to sleep.

Due to your crippling depression, sleeping is not an option.

You come to the conclusion that the only way to sleep again is to find some drugs to take

After inhaling the drugs your dream continues.

For me it is the McChicken.

You think to yourself

what a wonderful world

You see trees of green.

Then, out of nowhere,

An incredible amount of cheese curls becomes available to your person

A FUCKING SKELETON!

Suddenly, you think to yourself; "Why do people always have to ruin everything?"

Then you remember that sometimes you ruin things yourself.

You start to feel sleepy

AND A SKELETON POPS OUT!

The skeleton bites the dust.

But then I was phone.

You wonder if skeletons sleep

Before you can finish that thought you wake up.

You frantically try to think of a solution to make sure you're awake for real this time

The only plausible sollution seems to be to sleep on it, and maybe you'll know sometime

You don't wake up.

You dream

Niggers

Only niggers

You wonder why you're dreaming of niggers

More niggers.

You don't wonder why you're dreaming of niggers.

You nigger around in your dream

Then you wake up

After finally waking up, for real this time, you go get your dreams assessed by someone who clearly doesn't know anything about dream analysis.

you get on a bus and are confronted by a nigger

It reminds you of your dream

Suddenly, you remember your uncle has KKK memorabilia stored in his attic.

Your Uncle wakes up.

Meanwhile, you continue sleeping while thinking that you're awake.

you wonder why others didn't give you the correct answers to life but then realize others don't have the correct answers so you abruptly wake up

You hop on over to Greggs and get a Gregg's Steak Pasty and a Coca Cola

you give the food to a homeless man outside since it's unhealthy and you've decided to change your lifestyle

You rip it out of his cold, dirty hands, what were you thinking? Greggs Steak Pasties are extremely healthy as part of a balanced lifestyle, and there is nothing better to wash it down with than an ice cold Coca Cola!

is what they want you to do but you know better because coca cola is industrial waste so you continue walking as he enjoys it

YOU IDIOT, YOU COMPLETE SHITHEAD, YOU'VE JUST GIVEN AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD Coca Cola™ TO THAT FILTHY SWINE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

you're startled by the loud shouting and look behind you to see (((him))) so you pull out your kikeblaster and silence it once and for all

You wonder if this has been a dream

Before you can consider the full implications of that thought, you awaken.

after awakening, you see a cool crisp Coca Cola sitting on your night stand
you reach out to grab it, but as you do the bottle begins to melt in your hands and all of the walls start drooping and running
you begin screaming violently and awaken

"oh shit a coke lol" *pops it open* "time for a dri-"
you wake up

You remember you watched Inception before going to sleep, leading you to realize that you just have to do that stupid infinitely spinning top trick to see if you're dreaming.

infinite, the world is infinite but the choices others allow us to make are the most narrow, finite, and limiting possible so you decide to wake up once and for all

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after finally truly awakening
you get up out of bed and trip on your slippers and hit your head on a table corner as you fall and get knocked out

You regret deleting mlpol.

for once your unconsciousness is nothing, you think of nothing, you feel nothing and you can't do anything. its just an empty black space

You don't actually regret deleting /mlpol/, that's just a consequence of getting a concussion.

You wake up but something seems different about yourself.

It appears that you have turned into a human-sized cockroach.

You suddenly fear a world where bureaucratic nonsense holds back humanity.

You wake up, it was all a dream.

The part about be a human-sized cockroach, however, was not a dream.

Or was it? You wonder

You start watching Brazil

suddenly you wake up in a padded room, you hear screaming in the distant halls outside

or did you? you wonder

You fall asleep.

It's hot

the heat causes you to wake up, you notice you are soaked with sweat

You combo break the thread by posting two sentences. Like this!

You wonder what the scream was all about, you wonder if you dreamt it

After sleeping on those thoughts, you decide to awaken your ultimate power that lays dormant within you.

after a quick nap

You wake up

You miss the old Kanye

then you wake up screaming because rap is awful and the idea of liking it is a nightmare

You decide to learn guitar

you realize thats too much effort and go back to bed

you go into a coma and 3 years pass, you awake in a hospital bed

You decide to try and awaken that ultimate power again.

You wonder who found you in the coma, you wonder if it had something to do with that screaming you heard 3 years ago.

you decide to investigate the scream you heard 3 years ago

You call for a nurse to get you out of the bed and ask for details about your arrival

A sexy nurse walks in, wearing only his underwear!!

you take a quick nap

you wake up next to the nurse, titillated

You quickly pull the IVs out of your arm, and run out of the hospital as fast as you can to escape the rapey nurse.

Where do you live?

You seem to have forgotten where you live, so you decide to visit the homeless shelter instead of returning to the hospital for your personal information.

You decide to take a nap in the homeless shelter

you take a nap to recuperate from all this physical exertion

you take nap to restore your stamina

You take a nap to recover from resting

You wake up and wonder why you sleep so much

You wake up in the taco bell bathroom.

You realize the shit smeared on the wall reads out, "its all a dream!"

You freak out as you try to remember whats going on, you make mental notes on what you know so far

-You can't find the answer to why you keep sleeping
-A scream your heard three years ago
-Someone took you to the hospital when you fell into a coma
-Someone has moved you into a taco bell bathroom when you was asleep in a shelter
-Mysterious note written in shit on the wall

You wonder if theres any connections

you kill your other personality for fucking up his thoughts with multiple sentances

Apart of you commits seppuku

You start getting hungry for cock

You pull out you phone (and dick) and look at futa porn.

You cum 50 gallons the second you touch your 17x18 inch throbbing cock, which you had aptly dubbed the holewrangler.

Lacking anything better to do, you proceed to begin drinking your own cum.

you suddenly awaken on the sucking end of the taco bell glory hole

Not wanting this turn of events, you wake up to the next level of inception hell

this new level of waking is different, it smells different

You suddenly wake up to find yourself surrounded by 7 foot tall muscular women with battleaxes

They are scantily clad.

you notice that you are also a scantily clad muscular woman

You decide to take a nap to calm down

but before you can take your nap you suddenly wake up

You get tired by suddenly waking up

you decide to eat a few spoonfuls of sugar to help wake you up

it doesn't work, you fell asleep

you realise at no point were you ever really asleep

this was all just you thinking

The alarm clock goes off and it's nearly time for work

You enter the car

You drive to Mexico

but the border guard stops you

He reminds you that sentences must begin with a capital letter and end with a punctuation mark.

You say: "Okay Mr. Guard, just let me go".

You fall asleep at the wheel.

You wake up with your car in the desert

There is blood on the side of your shirt.

You can't remember your name

There is a knife and a pillow next to you.

There's also a disemboweled female minor in the back seat.

You unzip your trousers.

You wonder if you should sex the body or just wank

You decide to get kinky and wrap the young girl's small intestines around your dick while fondling her undeveloped breasts.

You decide on neither and take a nap.

You wake up in a state penitentiary for necrophilia and murder.

you fondly remember the necrophilia but decide this is a dream and wake

>>1307473
You wake up still fondling the lolis breasts, however you managed to rip her intestines in your sleep causing you to be covered in shit, blood, and semen.

You start to wonder about your own age.

There's a person standing next to you with a gun.

You take a nap.

The pedophile hunter with a gun kills you.

You wake up in Venezuela

With a bullet in your head

"ouch" you say

You decide to sleep on it before doing anything.

you dream of some more necrophilia and discover you've got quite the fetish for it

You wake up and everything is dark

You realize this is because you're in a niggers body and were a nigger all along.

you scream then wake up realizing you're not actually a nigger thankfully and nearby see a fresh corpse to have sex with so you go for it

You wonder why events in your life lead you to liking dead bodies

you remember you're actually a necromancer and can raise corpses from the dead

You decide it would be funny to call yourself a negromancer, since you're a nigger.

a stupid thought passes through your head before you continue having sex with the corpse

You get Aids

Hopfully this is a dream and you'll wake up so you dont get you

You wake up ten times in succession and vomit from the experience.

you realize it's not a dream and you're actually undead currently so aids does nothing to you

you wake up from a very long and strange dream, to your left is a bottle of nitrous and to your right is 20 tabs of lsd

You go on /qa/

You immediately leave and consume a bottle of nitrous and 20 tabs of lsd to die quickly

you start asuka posting

But before lets take a nap

you end up just getting very high because you don't have enough nitrous to kill you

you see god

god is gay

"Perfect" you think to yourself

god shows you his feminine penis and promises it isn't gay

you suddenly realize you are the son of god and have hawt lewd incest with your daddy

Satan then crashes the hot incest to turn it into a threesome

"But I refuse" You say.

right as you climax inside god's tight warm boipucci you say "checkmate atheist"

soon after you climax the second cumming of christ begins

you understand why your mother merry had immaculate conception was since god wanted you to his virginity (boipucci)

You wake with no memory of the night before and wonder why you have a boner.

you notice a halo glowing faintly over your erection

Concerned by this, you decide to take a nap.

you wake up in a meadow with ants crawling all over your body

You wonder if your sleep allows you to travel dimensions

then you realize it's all just dreams

you wake up and you are an ant with a very large ant erection

You take a nap

you wake up at home warm in your bed and realize that this nightmare will never end

You have a dream about walking through the woods and suddenly a wild bear appears

the bear says hello

You suddenly recall that your ex-girlfriend was a bear, and you begin to cry yourself to sleep.

You wake up in a cave to the sound of a femanin bear and the smell of honey nearby.

it was all a dream up until now, you finally wake up, covered in your own vomit

You realize you just want to sleep
forever

then you wake up

You decide to get /fit/ and start doing jumping jacks

You pass out from exhaustion.

Sugar plum fairies dance through your head and cause a general ruckus.

Not a creature was stirring except for a bear.

the bear unzips his pants

the bear (and you) fall asleep

When you wake up the large hairy gay man is gone and your ass is sore.

you decide to eat some chicken soup

you fall face down into the chicken soup, asleep

you go back to sleep to recover from your buttsex

you wake up to the large hairy man giving your bum another hard fucking

you wonder how he was able to get his entire dick inside you when you're scarcely able to fit two fingers in normally

You start to pee uncontrollably

you're feeling so much pleasure that you're moaning

You orgasm so hard that you cum a mixture of semen and blood.

you can't feel the lower half of your body and feel like you're losing conscience

You fall asleep as cum dribbles out of your boipucci.

you see a gloryhole with a throbbing cock in front of you before noticing your reflection that assembles saten

saten of course is satans gay and autistic younger brother

you think you're in hell but you wake up.

You really are in hell, but it's actually a pretty cold and comfy place and your house is a little cabin near Satans feet so you go back to sleep.

After a few minutes of tossing and turning, you realize you don't need to and are incapable of sleeping in hell so you decide to get up and explore a bit

you get an erection from watching all the devilish deeds going on and decide to have sex with a nearby corpse

the corpse melts into hundreds of insects and crawl inside your rectum and urethra

This pleasures you even more.

having the insects inside you gives the most powerful orgasm ever, but even more, you also gain insect super powers and can shoot any kind from your mouth and can control those in the environment

you've lived a long and interesting life so you decide it's time to end it all

you suddenly wake up

You're in a straight jacket.

and that straight jacket is actually gay

It feels right

you realize you are actually insane, pondering on this, it makes a lot of sense

You go back to sleep

This weird dream again, deja vu.

I've just been in this place beofre

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This weird dream again...Deja vu!

You take your sleeping pills again.

You keep dreaming.

You do not understand what's happening, but you're legs are in good shape and you find yourself in possession of a large sum of cheddar

You realize you higher on the street

You eat some of the cheddar

You ponder quietly to yourself, "Wow this would go great with Lurk moar's thighs."

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You find yourself chuckling at the thought of that

You rape 50 cats because of your uncontrollable desire to mate with everything in sight

You are now one of the Ying-Yang Twins

You manipulate the fate of humanity and along with your twin create a new universe

Everything is beautiful and fun, nothing you or your twin disliked of the previous universe remains and there is an abunduance of unique new wonders to behold.

you suddenly feel strange and then remember you're dreaming so you wake up

"Oh I took a nap in this amazing universe and dreamed of this amazing universe as I have cashed all memories of the previous universe so I dream of the amazing universe exclusively so that my dream and wake states are more or less indistinguishable and I'm always having a blast," you say out loud to the entities around you as they continuously burst into treats and recombine into adorable creatures that make the :3 face (you love that).

Then you wake up

You notice that the date is May the 12th, in the year 2017.

You suck

Suck some more

You imagine this being read in brendainel/That Guy With A Voice's voice

You fall asleep again, this time on the floor.

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You wake up and see this.

>>1314475
Hiro knocks you out.

In your dreams you compose limericks that change your waking life forever.

in the end,it was all a grand and extravagant dream, all of this, you finally awaken and immediately kill yourself because nothing will ever compare to this dream

After going through the several decade long process of killing yourself you 'finally' wake up to the manifestation of your hopes and dreams thus far.

it is a empty room

You commit sudoku

suddenly you wake up

the air suddenly smells like 20 soft penises

you turn the lights on and see m00t

m00t's 20 soft penises are dangling in front of your awestruck face

you think about how closely they resemble cow utters

you suck on one and get no milk, only sadness.

you suck on another, it is minty and makes you feel happy

You realize your life is drawing to an end and that existence is nothing more than people tormenting you.

You find solace in knowing that those that wish to hurt you inadvertently guide you to become a powerful being that will eat them in the end and act as fuel for your journey to the stars.

The End

suddenly you wake up

Or do you?

You can't tell whether or not you have woken up so you decide to sleep on it for now.

you wake up to yourself waking up