What is your darkest secret /qa/?

>>1178996
I didn't think this e-celeb posting would get so out of hand.
Someone else has taken my own master plan away from me.

I dont wipe after taking a shit

I piss in the bathtub to save water

I pee sitting down

>>1179556
Faggot

I smell my hand after wiping

>>1179058
Tell me about your plan senpai

>>1179058
Senpai?

>>1179593
I lick my feet

I rub my penis on anime toys

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>>1178996
SUCK MY COCK AND GO BACK THERE

>>1179535
>>1179549
>>1179556
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>>1180904

Average weeb

Lmao dude

>>1178996
I've been adding fake animals and Eastern-counties cities to Wikipedia for 6 years now.
Only a few have been taken down so far.

I'm actually a small guy.

I collect my clipped toe nails

>>1179811
>>1179811
The plan was to just make one or two threads every now and then, keep them on topic and try to have a real discussion despite all the triggered /jp/ weebs. Eventually I figured they would give up after 6 months and either accept this as a half /jp/ half e-celeb board, or they would just go away and the e-celeb posting would start to die down.

I anticipated a few people would join in, but I didn't think someone would go full retard and start making threads of the exact same quality as the /jp/ spam so soon. Come on, more than one Pewdiepie thread at once is just talking things too far.

The only comfort I can take is at least seeing that the board has some variety now.

>>1181878
>one or two threads
LMAO dude

I want to protect small guys like >>1181608!

I report all anime, frogs, shitposts, and racism. My work is almost never done.

>>1181917
lmao dude that is at least 90% of the threads

I really love guys in drag.
Also I'm a grill.
Also my bf doesn't know this.

>>1181932
Exactly. We need to purge this site to make room for quality.

>>1182028
>implying mods give a fuck
lmao dude

>>1181878
Well congratulations, your master plan is shitty, if you had one or two threads once in a while they would get spammed to hell.
If you have a ton of threads on the catalog, you're the next barneyfag and nobody gives a shit about you.
It seems that whatever you do you just can't win against /qajp/

>>1182053
But we give him credit for trying, right?

>>1182053
Well, you seem angry.
Eh whatever, the way I see it is that you're right, I can't win against /jp/, but /jp/ can mo longer win either and that was my goal.

>>1182884
I just hid your thread.
I win.

>>1182884
evrion looses :(

>>1182887
What thread?
Like I said, I haven't made one for days.
Also hiding threads isn't winning, it's coexistence, one of the things I was aiming for in the original plan.

SSSNNNNFFFF
mmm such delicioso feetsas
SNNREFFFF
uhhhnnnnn my cock is as stiff as an alert mastiff
SSSNNNNK
when was the last time you bathed

>>1182898
coexisting with what though? Sme crazy spammers? That butt devastates me dude

The one who loses the most is /qa/

>>1182912
OooOOOOooooOOOOooOOoOOOOo STINKY FEETS MMMMM SO SMELLY MMMM WANNA TINKY MY DINKY ON THEM *LICK* MMMM IT TASTES LIKE SWEAT OHHHH IM GOING TO CUM

>>1182898
It's not coexistence.
The guy spamming frog threads still wants to genocide everyone who posts anime.

It's just sweeping the problem under the rug because I know he's going tire and give up.

>>1182941

Unless it was absolutely necessary (e.g. Kadabra, Butterfree), I would never evolve my pokemon because of that Raichu episode.

>>1182953
>It's just sweeping the problem under the rug because I know he's going tire and give up.
/jp/ didn't. If anything they are set to burn out sooner since they've been at it nonstop for much longer.

>>1178996
I want to hug that foot, breathing in the intoxicating aura.

>>1183151
Idk what to say.
I'm not leaving and everyone's started hiding threads because it's clear what kind of people the spammers are.

>>1183224
Well that's good, if they are hiding the threads they won't be spammed as much and that's that. /jp/ can't run them off the board so the only choice is to give up.

>>1183241
Alright.
Are you going to start posting actual content now ?

Why are you entertaining a troll by giving him attention?
The reason /jp/ and the spin-offs persists is because it isn't new to the internet and know how to handle things.
Me posting in this thread makes me culpable too, but I thought I would point this out... again.

>>1183265
He's a spammer not a troll.
This is geared by hate for something.
It makes no difference what I say to him.

>>1183258
Can't /jp/ is doing another spam wave.

Asuka isn't /jp/ dumbshit

Someone like me should have abandoned 4chan years ago. Maybe I feel I owe this place something.

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sometimes i post things on this website that are so absurd even i can't look at it

>>1181523
I chuckled. Why do you do it?

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I once killed a big toad

>>1184210
Because fuck society, that's why.

>>1181523
Post a few links.

>>1185610
Nice try, wikimod.

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I have a scat/coprophagia fetish and other similarly embarrassing sexual desires. At least 50% of my faps are to 2D or 3D JAV scat porn.

Can someone explain why? When I was like 3 me and some other boy I knew would rub our butts in each other's faces, maybe that's it but I don't think so.

I'm a Christian and I feel like my sexual perversion is the most major flaw in me that I can't forgive myself for, but I'm horny all day and have a really powerful sex drive.

Occasionally I have the urge to have violent gay sex with the nearest authoritative figure.

But I think that's normal.

>>1185635
I have a fart fetish, and I think the reason for it is early sexual repression. I remember having feelings from as young as 6 that I now recognize were sexual, but at the time I didn't understand. I was sexually interested in butts, which I interpreted as humor. I think I connected my "humorous" response to butts with my humorous response to farts, and by the time I learned what sex was, those responses were indistinguishable.

I never really had a sense of humor about poop though, so maybe that's why I don't like scat.

I've read homestuck three times

>>1178996
Mained juri in sf4

>>1178996
I participate in general threads of games I do not even play.

I have never played a game of 40k but I argue about it anyway.