/pol/ - OC thread

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And anon, that is a tranny you're posting.

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The memes are flowing, the eurobeat is constant, and the OC is hot

Life is good, lads

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Third for A FUCKING FAG

>>98646890
fag

Please post the second part of the OP before crosslinking


Each year, boards across the site vote on who they want to take to the winter ball, and people make art (lewds) for the date.
Last year we were a big hit, We asked /c/-tan and made a big impression on them and everybody who saw the OC produced; even /jp/ joined us in a Ménage à trois.

Here you can post original content and art relating to the ball.

We've asked /o/ and they accepted. All future suggested pairings will be disregarded as shitposting and ignored.

Remember to ignore:
>Austrian /x/poster
>Mike
>Sister Whofag
>Harem leaf

SEB for /o/ inspiration:
https://www.youtube.com/user/EUROLOVERS/videos

>>98646890
Ban evader

So let me get this straight a couple /pol/acks decided they needed to rile up the robots to get them prepped for after winter ball raiding. Did anyone stop to think that they might refuse to help and instead sabatoge our efforts?

>>98648113
No, they tried to get them a date and the bots blew it in 4chan fashion

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>>98648113
This >>98648198 senpai. They fucked up pretty hard, and then Kek gave a sign that it wasn't really worth it, and nobody was too psyched for it to begin with.

>>98648113
More like /pol/ was trying to be a nice big brother to /r9k/ and got them date with /int/, but robots went full robot, scared /int/ away and starting blaming us for "screwing them over".

>>98648479
No, we tried for /e/, they wanted better, we did it, and then they sperged. Now even /d/ hates them.

They dug their own rut.

>the malaysian drawfaggot's not here
>the bosnian autist's not here
Is this magic?

>>98648198
>>98648435
>>98648479
I get that, because talked to a couple bots last night and they seemed to confirm it. What I'm getting at is the new claims of doing it intentionally, planning ahead this could blow up if the robots get convinced of it. With how they worked themselves into a lather with the power of paranoia alone it isn't too far of a stretch.

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>>98648697
Yes.

>>98648844
That's just edgy LARPers. Ignore them.

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>>98648899
Digits confirm.

>>98648844
>What I'm getting at is the new claims of doing it intentionally
Brit from last night here

No clue if it was intentional.
We've seen no proof of this so I assumed shitpostinh

>>98648697
>bosnian
Austrian. Two of them.

>>98648844
I was there when the first thread on /r9k/ was started and there were definitely no plans to screw them over. There might have been (((someone))) who actively tried to do that, but it certainly wasn't the goal for most of us.

We need more /polo/ lewds.

/r/ing /pol/ and /o/ basking in the afterglow of some hard riding in bed.

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The only ones who screwed /r9k/ over is themselves. Not a majority of them but still at least 4 - 6 people that kept shitposting about /pol/ tricking them and that they were gonna get cucked so they should go for /e/ instead of /int/ that they already had a date with.

They should be fucking grateful that the largest board on the site helps them redesign their board-tan and gets them a date with one of the other big boards on 4chan. Instead they sperg out in paranoid delusions and fear of getting rejected.

Now no board wants anything to do with them and they only have themselves to blame.

>>98650064
>It'd have to be in the back of a car to be appropriate.

>>98650103
How come /r9k/ has facial aesthetics

>>98650269
He is a supreme gentleman.

@98646890
Announcing a report is against the rules too, you know.

>>98648435
>not a Volkswagen Polo
go die in a fire

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>>98650465
/o/ loves the Twingo and Miatas

>>98650064
Tonight or tomorrow I'm whipping up an erotic story for both boards, depends on how much I can get done.

As to the whole /r9k/ falling out I just wanted to put it out there if people were thinking it'd be a great idea.

>>98650465
That's a Twingo

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>>98650465
Hon hon hon

>>98650064
/pol/ and /o/ getting hot, heavy and oily during some tank repairs

>>98646704
bump

Need /lgbt/ getting depressed that /pol/ didn't pick them and going into another delusional episode while /pol/ watches disgusted

I hope the drawfags can find the thread even though we aren't using /wbg/ anymore.

>>98654241
I've seen a couple pop up, even last night right after the thread got removed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUZ6xl8vVfM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wlf2Km_mY4&t=2s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtxd0GCoFUA

Requesting OC comic:
Autistic janitor calling the cops(mods) on /pol/-tan for listening to protesters getting hit by cars mixed with eurobeat at 01:00 am and having to spend the night at /o/-tan garage while running from the cops.
Maybe include the tranny who poster sperging out over the type of music.

>tfw haven't been drawing for a long time
any simple requests?

>>98656312
/pol/-tan and /o/-tan [spoiler]holding hands.[/spoiler]

>>98656312
cute rare /o/'s

>>98647332
>That spammer got banned
>board culture threads allowed

God, I love the /pol/ mods, easily the best on all site.

>>98656504
fucking degenerate

>>98656950
He's gonna evade his ban again and come up with a retarded reason to keep shitposting.

>>98646704
you could make a game with all these characters and personalities

>>98656950
Who was that? Alphonse?

>>98656950
Only the day mods are gods. Night ones repeatedly deleted the previous threads. It was shitty and annoying. We had to move to /o/ and /qa/.

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>>98650103
You can pin it on /o/ wdgaf just use the fox body
>crashes through doors sideways into /r9k/
>drifts across the dance floor
>mows down a crowd
>crashes
>/pol/ rushes to check on /r9k/
>/o/ shrugs it off with an indifferent look
>"couldn't turn"
There. Incorporates all the Mustang memes at once it would be sweet

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>>98646704

>>98657542
top kek

are most of these drawings coming from /pol/ or /o/?

>>98657913
i'm guessing /pol/

>>98657913
/pol/. /o/ has little traffic on it, and I don't recall ever seeing any drawfags in there.

>>98657913

Little of both, but mostly /pol/. /o/ is being very supportive with ideas and such.

>>98658178
>>98658282
/pol/s new clothing looks so much better

>>98658178
This one is adorable.

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Request from earlier thread

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>>98657628
god i love the perspective on this

>>98657739
n-No boners please

>>98658580
Nice

damn i'm surprised there's this much winterball content this quickly

good job to all drawfags posted in this thread so far 10/10

>>98657542
I approve this shipping

>>98658477
is /pol/-kun cucking /x/-chan?

>>98658914

Not quite. More like she's a Yandere ex-girlfriend stalker. We also keep killing her and she doesn't seem to die, the little slut.

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>>98658742
damn

>>98658580
/pol/ face before taking the red pill.
Then he learned about the jews...

>>98659540
Kek

>>98659640

Hearty kek

>>98659640
The face of /pol/ is a bit meh
Made me chuckle tho 8/10

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>>98657542

>>98659420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgROXLK5yE

SPEEDY SPEED BOY

GASOLINE BURNING

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I thought there was a colored version of this one somewhere, but I don't seem to have it with me. If anyone has it, feel free to post it.

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Thus ends all the /polo/ content I've got saved so far.

So apparently /vip/ was a girl all along

Where do we get all the info for the winter ball?

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>>98656504
>holding hands
no

>>98661284
go to /qa/ they have many infos

>>98661299
10/10 nicely done

>>98661299
Beautiful
Also, checked.

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>In /o/'s panties it's written "Fresh"
Thoughts?

>>98659112
Joke aside, we really need to do that.

Make the holocaust real, i mean.

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>>98661773
You know these? Make it Fresh

>>98659420
Oh that hurts

>>98661299
That's some good shit

Still waiting on
>/o/-tan as the Driver from Drive
>/o/-tan and /pol/-tan swapping clothes

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>>98661773
>>98662225
It will be in the story, just for you anon

nice mr2, i think

What program do you guys recomend for getting back to drawing? I have my dusty old tablet lying somewhere and I'm thinking about finding it.

>>98661942
>When the holocaust didn't happen but you want it to happen again

>>98662515
/o/ would be cute with clothes that are way to big for her
/pol/ would be just embarassing

>>98662515
>>98663029
/pol/ only in boxers watching /o/ being all cute in lingerie and trying on his army jacket

>>98663461
I'm just curious to see if /o/-tan can pull off /pol/'s outfit.

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Guess I'll request this here.
/pol/ and /o/ in the car. Rear-view mirror has a FRESH™ Little Forest hanging from it. /pol/ is leaning out his window, gasping for air. /o/ is teasing him about how he can't deal.

>>98646704
Is that a hachiroku

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Anybody got any good prominent world leader or politician or happening-participant photos they want a template made from? Like a face or a whole body or take the TV screen out or whatever editing stuff like that. I can't draw but I'm pretty good with the pen tool.

>>98664150
MR2 AW11

same engine tho

>>98664002
But /pol/ can handle FRESH™(>>98657542)

>>98664002
This sounds great

>>98664702
breh u have no clue

forest of fresh =/= 1 fresh tree

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>>98664002
/pol/ is used to gas though :^)

>>98659112
>Alright!
Not "ALT-Right!"

>>98664702
I had the idea for that request during work yesterday. Didn't see that picture until I got home.

>>98665087
Although you may have a point there.
Wearing a gas-mask would be fine too.

>>98646704

>Drifting in a mid engine car

That's a terrible idea

/pol/ adding a Zyklon B cannister to the fresh forest

>>98665794
maybe it's modified in some way

>>98655649
Seconded

>>98664002
Can't deal

>Phone rings
>/pol/ picks up
>Hello /pol/, whatcha doing?
>Oh nothing much /o/, just testing this new electric fad. I've heard it's very efficient
>Oh /pol/, don't bother, it's shit, batteries are expensive, charging takes forever, etc, etc,
>But honey, I'm not talking about cars
>/pol/ giving shock therapy to /lgbt/ with Pence looking on proudly.

>>98663616

Needs to drop the 86 and add an E30 as well as foxbody

86 is good memes and all but it's going to be rice taxed to hell and back in any western country

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>>98661773
I was doing full body but couldn'!t figure out the hands

>>98667159
No matter what /lgbt/ will cum from it :(

>>98667159
I need to see this
Draw fags pls

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>>98657739

>>98667321
Very nice

>>98667321
FRESH™ would be god-tier, my dude
It's great tho, thanks

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>>98667159
I need to see this

>>98667159
someone draw this shit

>>98657542

>black ice meme invades /pol/
>/pol/ accepts its new FRESH overlords

>>98647282
>We've
Speak for yourself Shart. "We" haven't decided on anyone and least of all fucking /o/.

/x/ or /a/ are the only appropriate boards for /pol/ this year because Trump made anime real and aliums.

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>>98668746
You're not even a real country, shut the fuck up

>>98668746

Pay las deudas, territory faggot. And shut up.

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>>98667716
aight, just hid her right arm under the hair

>>98668746
>Ohio

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>>98668746
Hahahaha you will never EVER be part of the Union nor will you EVER be a real country.

>>98646704
/pol/ scars are so lame

>>98669060
Very nice

>>98669060
You're alright roach.

>>98669148
they are from the meme war

>>98669077
>>98669011

KEK has spoken.

>>98669060
My kinda lewd.

>>98669145
>>98669077
>>98669011
>THREE
>FUCKING
>SHARTS
RAISE RATES

>>98668746
>trying this hard to belong.

OC's been pumping out over the last few days. /pol/ likes /o/ and /o/ likes /pol/. Get over yourself, nigger. It's happening and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>98669390
>BEING THIS BUTTHURT

>>98669390
t. Shart Jr.

>>98669390
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :?)

>>98659033
kek

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>>98669060
Great, thanks my man

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Why does /o/ get to be the pretty girl?

>>98669306
i think medals would have sufficed, or a scar thats a little more subtle

>>98670030
Because /pol/ is not a degenerate

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/o/, /pol/ and [insert third board] doing this pose please

>>98670030
Go away /lgbt/

>>98669390

If we're a shart, and we fucking own you, what does that make you?

How does it make you feel that even the africans have sovereign nations, and you fucking don't?

Not even the cucks whimper and moan for you to be given freedom. SAD!

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r8 this sexy cat man

these /b/ general threads need to fuck off

>>98670432
You /b/ newfags need to fuck off

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>>98670030

>>98670432
>>98670370
t. autists who hate fun

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>>98670212
>being female is degenerate
pls

>>98670336
>this triggered
Raise 'em rates cuck. And come spring when they impeach Trump for the Russian Server the world will be laughing.

Screencap this.

>/pol/ takes a dose of Super Male Vitality while /o/ is getting undressed

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/o/ and /x/ threesome with /pol/

Wasn't /pol/ going with /x/? This year specialy, giving Kek's revelations and all that.

I like the new badass veteran look of /pol/ and also the story with Tay

>>98671354
No please look at >>98647282

>>98670754
Go back to your time out corner and don't come back until you think about your actions and apologize, Shart Jr.

>>98670992
>>98671354
>/x/
nah thx

>>98670992
>>98671354
N/o/

Kek himself told us to ditch /x/ and go with /o/.

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>>98670992
>>98671354
>/x/ shills are back again
captcha: Cheek Polo

>>98646704
you should go here instead >>>711819504

>>98670754
we literally wrote a play about how shit your "country" is

>>98671495
Ah, ok, thanks. ´Do you have previous balls OC?? Is therean official date or is it just during winter?

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>>98657739
GOD DAMN I'VE FALLEN TO THE AUTISM

>>98671871

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy6wo2wpT2k

>running in the 90s is still a thing

good lord

>>98671889
Just during winter where OC is made.

>>98671608
>>98671667
>>98671740

Just asking, because always saw /x/ with /pol/ in the balls and assuming /pol/ is faithfull and not degenerate... But guess he is alt-right mode now...

Maybe one could draw that he is not proud of the past with /x/, like she is that crazy bitch everybody once fucked and regrets...

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>>98671354
Join your wifu fampi

>>98672507
>We should be faithful to somebody who isn't
also we haven't stuck with /x/ in 2 years
I also want my eurobeat.

>>98672553
Kek

>>98672507
I'm new in this shit so don't trust me, but from what I gathered last time there was some shit about /x/ and /v/ that killed the mood for everyone.

>>98672811
/x/ is not faithfull? What is the backstory on this?

>>98672507
>I saw pol with x in the balls

Bullshit. Last year, /pol/ took /c/.

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>>98655649
>>98666778
>/pol/ watching protest in the TV
>someone is plowing through protester with a car while blasting eurobeat
>TV too loud for faggot neighbour
>he goes to complain about it to the janitor
>the janitor calls the cops(mods) on /pol/
>police arrives
>/pol/ looks out the window, because sirens, hoping too see a nigger getting shot, but instead sees the janitor pointing in his direction, figures it's time to leave
>call /o/, while prepping a gun, tell her that he needs a ride, quickly
>/o/ makes haste to /pol/'s house
>when /o/ arrives she squashes a faggot between her car and the police car
>/pol/ comes out of the building guns blazing, shooting the faggots on the street
>gets in the car, they speed away, police chase ensures
>/o/ does her things, they leave the cops behind
>they arrive at /o/ garage
>lewds

The car could be a different type in every panel, like /o/ wanted, only keeping the colour and decals.

>>98672553
someone edit a low opacity/shadow /o/-tan in there

http://hitlerscar.ytmnd.com/

>>98658403
>not stopping at 88

Still enjoyed

>>98673073
>when /o/ arrives she squashes a faggot cyclist between her car and the police car
FTFY

>>98673040
So /pol/ is a Chad? Give me the drawings from last year

>>>/r9k/32751621 #
>>>/r9k/32751646 #
>>>/r9k/32751661 #

>>98673412
>ytmnd
Blast from the past

>>98673489
>So /pol/ is a Chad?

among the board-tans

>>98673489
Jesus, I'm not going to spoonfeed you.

Here's the link where (most) of the 4chan board-tan art ends up.

http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/

Just search for pol or c or any other board.

>>98673556
Yeah, we didn't do that. /r9k/ had a collective moment of insanity for some reason.

>>98673489
Na, /x/ is town bicycle for the past few balls, and when we went with /c/ it was platonic.
Ironicly, /o/ fucking hates cyclists.
>Drawfriends draw /o/ T-boning /x/ on a bike, with a twingo

>>98673421
it stops at 148.8

>>98672986
She wen't out with /tg/

>>98674063
what a whore

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>>98673489
Better.

We're Trump.

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>>98674063
How in the fuck do I have an image relating to that?

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>>98657739
The logical next step is a full-on 69.

>>98673769
>for some reason

They're robots, m8

>>98673489
Actually we went with /c/ because /x/ dumped us last minute.

>>98670270
Maybe /k/ or /c/?

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>>98673274

>>98673689
Thanks

>>98646704

My first writefag of the year! Multi-posts incoming.

WAT-tan was waiting somewhat nervously on the side of the road outside her home. Bouncing slightly on her heels, her long orange-red pigtails swayed in time with her movements. “Pol-tan sure is late…better not be those protestors,” she muttered to herself, lips curling into a slight pout.
Thinking back, WAT-tan was still somewhat surprised that Pol-tan had asked her to the Winterball. She was flattered, of course. But it certainly wasn’t the most obvious, pairing. The few times she’d caught Pol-tan checking her out, she wasn’t sure it he was looking at her, or her ride. With a soft moan, she bit her lower lip thinking about the last one she’d taken for a spin. A hot little 1970 Ford Mustang Mach I, V-8, with a deep rumble from the engine. She remembered sinking into the leather seats, taking a hold of the stick shift and…and suddenly the sound of the engine in her memory sounded all too real. Looking up, and momentarily blinded by a pair of headlights, she saw Pol-tan pulling up in an olive-green, 1972 Gran Torino. “Oh dear…” she squeaked.
Pulling around the corner, Pol-tan started looking along the street for any sign of WAT-tan. He knew he was late, but it was worth it. He was late because as a reward for his service in the meme-wars, God-Emperor Trump had personally presented him with this ride on the condition that he didn’t “chop top the roof like a beaner, paint any idiotic flames on it like a white-trash hill billy, or put any big gay spoilers on the rear end like you see on zipperhead’s cars.” Indeed, the only modification was a KEK shaped hood ornament, the frog-god squatting proudly near the front like ancient gods that were carved into the front of ancient warships for protection. Still smiling as he recalled the glorious ceremony, his expression turned perplexed as he finally spotted WAT-tan.

1/5

>>98676872
now the girl in the street needs to have a hook nose or a "not my president" sign

>>98673464
Kek

>>98677465
It's supposed to be /x/-tan

>>98677352

Pol-tan raised his eyebrows as he looked over WAT-tan, who seemed lost in her own little world, one hand buried between her legs, rubbing furiously, the other off the side either jerking off an imaginary cock or working off an imaginary stick shift. Maybe both? Her eyes were closed and she was grinning and purring to herself before her eyes blinked open. “Oh dear…” she squeaked before blushing and quickly standing off, patting down the front of her white racing suit as though she could wipe off the embarrassment like dust.

Clearing his throat, Pol-tan waved in greeting and beckoned WAT-tan over, trying to hide his grin. “Hey there. Sorry I’m late. And don’t worry…I won’t say anything about “that”. Reminds me of myself after the election. Hop on in!” Recovering quickly, WAT-tan waved back in return. “Don’t worry about it, Pol-tan” she said with a grin, licking her lips slightly as she eyed him up in his new uniform, noting the soft glint of metals on his chest, and freshly healing scars on his face. “But, scoot. I’m driving!!”

Pol-tan barely had a chance to protest before an over eager WAT-tan started crawling her way right through the window. “Hey! It’s not a race car, you know!! There is a door!”

2/5

>>98677667

“I know, but this is way more fun!” she giggled excitedly, a wriggling bundle of energy and slim arms and legs. With little enough to do but stage a tactical retreat, Pol-tan fell back to the passenger side, taking a consolation prize of enjoying the view of WAT-tan shifting about to get into her seat, the suit pulling snug over the curves of her figure. Finally settled in, she turning to Pol-tan, a grin splitting her face. “Alright, where too first?! It’s about time we hit the road!” There was no way Pol-tan couldn’t get caught up in her enthusiasm. Grinning himself, he pulled out his phone and pulled up the police radio broadcasts. “Well, we have plenty of time to kill, so I thought we’d run over some protestors. No pun intended.”

“Protestors, huh? And I bet there will be a few cyclists, there too. Strap in…” WAT-tan’s smile turned slightly manic as she hit the pedal, the muscle car roaring to life as it accelerated. Her foot danced between the clutch and the gas, her right hand shifting gears like a graceful waltz, her hair blowing in the wind, and eyes hungry with desire to smear the road with degenerates and bike-fags alike. “Fuck…I don’t think I’ve been this turned on since Trump won the primaries,” Pol-tan said to himself, before leaning forward and barking out directions as WAT-tan whipped them around impossible turns and shot down straight roads.

3/5

>>98677871

As they drew closer, the sounds of whales wailing and salt filled the air, and WAT-tan slowed to a stop. “The ocean?” asked WAT-tan in a confused manner. “No, liberals,” Pol-tan replied stoically. “This is what happened after Trump won. Before us lies the great cuck sea spanning from Northern Virginia all the way south through Maryland till it reaches the Washington Swamp. It’s inhabited by poisonous POC snakes, deadly self-destructing raghead sharks, enormous landwhale feminists, and pathetic cuck minnows. And of course the sea itself is filled by their tears.”

Her smile returning, WAT-tan began to rev the engine. “So, sweety, what are we waiting for?” With that, she released the break and shot forward into the crowd. At first no one in the crowd noticed anything as the Gran Torino shot though the police blockade, so loud was the crying. A short manlet with balding hair was standing atop a wooden box, brown hair partially receding, peeking past giant glasses. As he hoarsely spoke into his megaphone towards the crowd, he was the first to notice the approaching 3,000 pound mass of steel, leather, and testosterone bearing down on them. From the window, he could see Pol-tan in his dress uniform, cape flapping in the wide, with a roar of “DEUS VULT!”

4/5

>>98677667
>“But, scoot. I’m driving!!”
>Pol-tan barely had a chance to protest before an over eager WAT-tan started crawling her way right through the window. “Hey! It’s not a race car, you know!! There is a door!”
Nice. Was preparing myself to have to break it to you that /o/ drives

>>98678034

“But…..but….YOU’RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!” the impotent minnow cried out just before the vehicle slammed into him. Leaning back into the cap, Pol-tan rolled back up the windows and winked at WAT-tan. “Nice shot.” With only a torrid laugh in response, WAT-tan continued sailing through the crowd, befuddled cried about misogyny, safe spaces, and muh feels going utterly ignored. After what was either minutes or hours, the entire area was finally quiet except for the low hum of the engine. The final moments had been particularly sweet as a few of the protestors had managed to scramble onto bicycles. As the group attempted to flee, the more slender riders shoved over the fatter ones in a vain attempt to buy more time. With each cyclist WAT-tan mercilessly hunted down her nipples got harder through jumpsuit and Pol-tan’s cock got harder.

Now the two sat in blissful aftermath of the slaughter, catching their breath. “So…what’s next?” asked WAT-tan coyly, turning and leaning into Pol-tan’s broad chest. “Oh, I’ve got a few ideas” Pol-tan replied, one arm wrapping around WAT-tan’s narrow waist, his other cupping her face and tilting her face up to his as he leaned in.

It was in that moment that red and blue sirens burst to life all around them and siren screech of police cars filled the air. “Shit…” Pol-tan said, reaching into his jacket pocket for his Luger and concealed carry permit, courtesy of Florida. “I don’t suppose you’re packing?” he asked, turning back to WAT-tan. She simply shrugged and patted the steering wheel. “Never needed to.” Pol-tan nodded and lowered his weapon. “Alright, let’s see who we’re dealing with first.”

5/5

>>98678256

The moments dragged on until two men approached the car. The bright lights behind them obscured their faces, so Pol-tan couldn’t make out who they were. “Is all this your doing?” asked the first man in a deep voice, as if the blood splattered car and bent bumpers didn’t speak for themselves. “Come on, don’t be shy,” pressed the second man. There was something about their voices that Pol-tan recognized. As his eyes eventually adjusted to the bright lights, he saw their faces and grinned.

“Yes, officers. We absolutely did.” Flashing a baffled expression at Pol-tan, WAT-tan leaned over and slipped one of her hands into his. “Do you know these guys?” Giving her hand a reassuring squeeze, Pol-tan nodded. “WAT-tan, these two men are St. George Zimmerman and St. Christopher Dorner.” Smiling in satisfaction, the two saints looked over the pair. “Now listen closely…we have a mission for you.”

(6/5, because I can't count)

END OF PART 1

And that's that, for now. Suggestions and such welcome. If folks want me to continue, I have a few ideas for various chapters that I'll write as time allows.

I enjoyed doing this last year for /pol/-/c/, so I wanted to continue this year, especially since I'm enjoying this pairing more than I thought I would.

>>98677590
oh duh

wow how did i NOT get that

This is some next level autism ITT

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Here is my oc, it sucks tho

>>98679345
You think this is bad go check out /r9k/s meltdown over being turned down since they can't contain their autism for four hours.

>>98679961
>/r9k/ melt down
you mean /pol/locks sock puppeteering like crazy to create a drama. Yeah saw it, this thread is even more cringey

>>98680370
Look who's back, it's Totally Not Germany!

>>98680876
If only the last second showed the libshit that got run over :(

>>98681515
>Totally Not Germany
>implying this is bad
Hello? how may I help you?

>>98680876
This really needs sound to fully utilize the eurobeat

>>98678064

No worries! If there's one thing I learned it's that WAT-tan drives.

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>>98677667
>>98677871
>>98678034
>>98678256
>>98678360

This made me hard.
On a clearer note please continue anon, the writing is excellent.

>Autistria is back
We should have nuked them, not the Japs.

>>98683844
Checked.

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>>98683944
WHAT THE FUCK??

>>98683944
Woah

>>98683844
Different austrian, but hey, no one expects a redditor to understand the concept of anonymity and keeping anonymous users apart.

You will probably learn one day, till then keep on strawmaning

>>98683072

Thank you! Much appreciated.

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>he doesn't know about IDs

>>98684341
>complains about reddit
>uses reddit spacing
ok

>>98684733
[..]yes


[..]no


[x]maybe

I'm a newfag but this shit is comfy as fuck. Top tier board culture lads.

>>98684995
Billy Mays?

>>98685076
Fuck off Autistria.

>>98684341
You are the leafs of Europe. Your flag is the Canadian flag on it's side without the leaf. You all deserve to be treated the same.

>>98685204
make me my paint sniffing ancestor

>>98685293
>A
>FUCKING
>BACON STRIP

>>98685243
>Your flag is the Canadian flag on it's side without the leaf
Wow, impressed about your abilities to compare flags. You will be a good book binder one day

>>98685458
reminds me of when an american saw a chocolate bar in qatar's flag
you just can't help yourselves can you

>>98685458
A lorry of bacon a day keeps the muslim away

Fucking Habsburgs in the thread inheriting everyone's shitposting. Where the fuck is the roach to remove schnitzel.

>>98680370
>>98685749
>cringe
>>>/r/eddit

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>>98685204
kek

>>98685293
austria you pathetic neet, why do you stick around in these threads when you know you're not wanted here?
but i guess if you actually had the social courtesy to leave when you're not wanted, you would have stopped living with your mother ages ago

>>98686013
>austria you pathetic neet, why do you stick around in these threads when you know you're not wanted here?
You really need to ask that question. American education I guess. Not even Trump will change it.
>stopped living with your mother
Are you stupid?
>Living with mom
>No rent
>A full fridge
>two times a day you get a four star menu
>Always clean
>You can keep all your money
Why the hell should I rent or buy a house.

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>drawfag thread
>looks nice
>and suddenly, country bashing
only in /pol/. Love you guys

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>>98686639
It's the one guy and Glockland that are pissy about their town bicycle.

>>98684995
Same here anon. Glad we'll be here forever.

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>>98686795
/x/ waifu only waifu. /o/ is a Hill Billy bitch

>>98687008
>implying this hard
/o/ is tradwife material
/x/ is a skank.

>>98687008
Austria likes used up sluts who we beat at her own game. Shit tier taste makes sense.

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>>98687008
Thanks for the evidence. Have fun reporting now.

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>>98687008
Stay mad /x/cucks

>>98667315
> as if they weren't sold here as different designations
/o/ could build them like the 86, the foxbody would be the expensive one because of gas guzzler tax.

>>98684341
It's always a different austrian, they all think the same though :^)

>draw threads on /pol/

Trump was a mistake

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>>98673489

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>>98687748
Salty about Brexit, huh?

>>98686639
I don't get why is so difficult for people to ignore these retards. Just don't reply to them, they only want (you)s

>>98687286
>implying unused women exist
Dreams are so great, love them, really really love them

>>98687350
Here's mine. You can save it if I may save yours

You sure about the (you)s Rico?

/o/ is a keepers
We should go with her all years

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This thread made me want to fuck /o/.

Is that weird?

>>98688402
Nope.

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>>98687990
>>98687350
Forgot pic, sorry

>>98687748
There were drawthreads back in early 2015 here too, so don't blame Trumpfags

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>>98678360
GOOD STUFF.

>>98688202
I concur.

>>98688402
Totally normal. I want to have sex with her in a Twingo. Few days ago I didn't even knew I was missing that thing in my life.

>>98685744
THAT WASNT AN AMERICAN THAT WAS ME THEN AN AMERICAN FAG COPIED ME HOLY SHIT THAT MAKES ME MAD FUCKFUCKFUCK

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>>98687008
...

We might be a little hillbilly but we ain't no bitch.

>>98688402

Not at all. Welcome to the club.

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>>98658650
>plz be my ai gf

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Posters ITT

>>98688202
She is fucking great but we cannot forget /c/. She was a great time too!

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>>98688923

>>98688923
but us going with /c/ was pure. /o/ is a classy lady that we can still get lewd with.

>>98688202
In agreement. /o/ is wife material we should go again with her next year.

>>98688785
>Hillbilly bitch falling for /pol/
I see an Odyssey for a package of cigarettes.

>>98688923
We're not pedos. Cant fuck /c/ m8.

>>98677352
>>98677667
>>98677871
>>98678034
>>98678256
>>98678360

That's amazing! Please do continue, senpai. We need more quality written OC to go with the drawfags.

>>98689380
Isn't /c/ older than /pol/?

New thread

>>98689302
>>98689302

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>This increasingly desperate bacon strip poster.

New comic idea
>/r9k/ bursts into the ball ready to start the Beta uprising
>before he can so anything /pol/ bitch slaps him
>then /pol/ takes all his weapons and tells him that not only is he grounded, but has lost all his Good Boy Points

>>98689380
HOW DARE YOU IMPLY WE WOULD!

/c/ is pure and we respect this good sir!

Anyone got the comic of pol trying to help r9k?

>>98647242
>>98648009
Colored, nice

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hilux i choose you

>>98690272
This is actually pretty great. Post it in the new thread
>>98689548

>>98690272
holy shit that dagumi mask and the pepe mask
this is legendary quality

>>98690272
nice stuff my nigga, why is /pol/-tan mexican though

>>98657739
Now it's time for the most degenerate fetish.

Time for /pol/ and /o/ to have a talk about "carbon footprints".

>>98690272

Holy shit, this is amazing. Needs to get posted in the main thread once this one drops off.