This thread is to celebrate the high quality contributions of Australians to this board.
No Canadians allowed.
I appreciate this
>>95032950
Bugerfatclaps appreciate the bants, you roo rootin cunts.
Neva 5get
>>95032950
Australian women are gorgeous!
What's going on in here?
>>95032950
strayans
>>95034038
Fuck off
This is for bants only
>>95032950
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
GO BACK TO YOUR BOATS FUCKING CUNT
>>95032950
*belch*
Whats the good word, lads?
aussies for trump
>>95034286
Well the Chinese are going to slowly stop investing in your land so there's that.
>>95034296
Who else has already voted for the cunt?
>>95034296
I'm from Melbourne and I love trump!
You crocodile fucking inbreds are pretty cool. Gave me some good keks tonight.
I tip my bent hat to you, cousins.
only just got out of bed lads
First for post-Trump victory purge of Leftists from public institutions
>>95032950
How's it going bud?
>>95032950
YOU ASKED FOR IT!
Is Julian dead?
>>95032950
aUSSIE REPORTING IN
>>95034684
Some friendly advice, eh bud?
>>95033628
>>95000000
nice.
>>95034695
Fuck off back to sucking off beavers. Canadians aren't funny tonight.
>>95032950
>>95034782
fuckin rights
>>95032950
>>95034847
>REMINDER
>>95034695
>>95034869
>>95034993
>that fucking mountie
gets me every time
>>95034993
Why would my non-existent daughter want a queer Canadian.
I bet you would love to service Trudipshit dick right now.
american wilfred was better
>>95034993
These are my favorite images.
>>95035158
See, just some friendly shitposting between commonwealth brethren! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
>>95035171
>Americans can't handle the bantz
>>95034423
Lines are still too long
>>95034993
FUCKING LEAVE.
Australia has top-rate politicians
>>95034369
I'm more than Ok with this. Even if it means a large and long recession.
Our country is getting ripped out from under our feet by foreign ownership and migration.
A shitty economy for a few years would be less painful to be honest.
/thread
>>95032950
best country on earth cunts
>>95035268
I have a damn folder full! I downloaded them as ammunition for anti-Canadian propaganda threads like this one.
>>95034038
why don't you make like a tree and fuck off!
>>95035507
truly the pinnacle of cuisine, tied with poutine and the bread sandwich, of course
>>95032950
Can I own an AR-15?
>>95035426
You're no Aussie...
>>95035555
>>95035555
>>95035555
>>95035555
KEK favours us
Fucking izole cunt. Straya 4 Eva
>>95034747
He'll live on in memes. Or your heart if your into that sort of thing
>>95035618
kek haven't seen that movie in ages
>>95032950
STRAYA
>>95035705
You should already have one, or three.
>>95035741
You cunts got to decide the message of kek with the 95000000 post
>>95035555 now this.
These are the keks I am looking for.
P R A I S E
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THE EMPIRE OF THE ROO
>>95034993
my female cousin married a Mountie and moved to Vancouver
I hope shes making us proud
>>95036407
mountie looks like a fun profession
i was going to get a job as a ranger on some island (forgot which one) and am applying to work out some lighthouse in tasmania
>>95036034
shit's expensive! Care to lend me $800?
>>95032950
LOL aussies got cucked by american servicemen in WWII
90% of you have American grandfathers and your fucking grandma got creampied right in front of your native cuck men lmao
I love Aussies, I hope to visit Kangaroo Land some day and laugh at abbos with you guys.
>>95035375
The bar is so low for leafs that they only have to make a slightly above average post for it to be considered good.
And they still can't pull it off.
>>95034993
>>95035171
That's what these images need. Weedman grinning and giving the thumbs up to really rub it in.
>>95032950
Hey guise, what's going on in here?
>>95032950
>Australians jerk each other off about how great they are.
Most Australians are fucking idiots DESU
>Speaking from experience, run into idiots daily on this fucked up rock in the middle of the ocean
>>95036893
Whenever somebody posts like this, you can automatically tell that you look like pic related.
How can I become Australian?
>>95033628
kek
>>95032950
I fingered a cat for 10 dollarydoos once
>>95032950
I'm Irish living in Australia, most Australians are faggots only a small amount are woke af.
>>95040311
To be fair I do live in Melbourne.
I appreciate it whenever an Australian posts. Australia is really great.
#aussielyf
>>95032950
>>95032950
Aussies are a gift to human kind. And god i his infinite wisdom throw them in the last corner of the world cos he new that every day contact with them is to much for the average human.
>They gave us Mel Gibson, Assange, weird ass football, platypus and socially accepted alcoholism.
>>95036893
do you spit when you talk?
>>95034747
Nope, he talked via phone the 26 of this month in a convention in argieland. The video is kinda shitty but is on youtube.
He explained why ecuatorian fags cut the internet and throw a bucket of shit on hillary.
>>95037805
you guys don't play soggy sao?
http://www.slang-dictionary.org/Australian-Slang/Soggy_Sao
Did someone say commonwealth?
>>95033995
That's a Brazilian in Orlando you cheeky cunt
What are we drinking tonight lads?
Got a 6 pack of carlton dry for $10 thanks to the Coles shopping voucher.
>tfw no invite to Halloween parties this year
>>95034296
>>95034423
I sent him a letter it read:
Shit hot yakka, ya top sick cunt
>>95037805
It happens when blokes have cocks that are actually visible and can be handled without fine surgical instruments.
You wouldn't understand.
>>95042566
Coopers red.
Missus says it makes me a fat cunt as she finishes a pack of double coat timtams
>>95032950
>No Canadians allowed.
Fukkin love you blokes!
>>95042823
We're just in a permanent state of cold weather shrinkage. Winter's coming Au.
hi guys
>>95042919
>women
Not even once
So what is the key difference between Australian and Canadian shitposts? It seems to me that Australian posts with the same amount of relevent content as a similar Canadian post are almost always funnier. Are shitpost-bantz just built into Aussie DNA?
>>95043322
>Look at our PM
>>95032950
Can't lie. HMAS Melbourne was the most majestic vessel to ever sail. Hats off, strayacunts.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMAS_Melbourne_(R21)
>>95041560
I'll fuck anything that walks
How do you cunts survive with everything including emus trying to actively kill you every day of your life?
>>95042566
emus cunt
>>95042566
casket port and coke
$10 = 33 standard drinks
it has this unique ability to make your glass moldy if you don't was it before going to bed though lmao
t. tightwad with no regards to own health