THUNDER RIVER RAPIDS GENERAL #4

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Malcolm Turnbull did 25/10

>>94623427
Do you think it will be busy on Friday? Might go if there aren't going to be lines.

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>>94623427
Is this Australian shiposting gone too far?

Nth for aussies getting their panties in a bunch over a relatively minor event.

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Everything about this is horrible.

>>94623427
Americans please fuck off an never come back. Thanks.

>>94623560
/pol/ meetup at dreamworld then we can all go to the boathouse tavern afterwards?

>>94623560
Mate it's gonna be fucking packed the car park was already full today with people just wanting to put flowers down. You're better off going to one of the other theme parks they should be much less empty.

>>94623427
Still feeling it, lads. Went on that ride a lot growing up. Was always a celebration or good times. So brutal, and the kids saw it all.

Not being soft, I'm just a nationalist patriot who hates seeing this kind of tragedy in his country.

>>94623589
Are your feelings being hurt?

>>94623560
just as plan'd

>>94623427
>The reopening follows revelations the ride's emergency stop switch was reportedly being controlled by an 18-year-old woman on her first day on the job.

hahah ahahahah

>>94623580
Calm down sharty pants

>>94623427
Next final destination incoming.

>>94623827
Only if you make me
Otherwise I'm here to stay

>>94623792
>controlled by an 18-year-old woman
This is what happens when you let women out of the kitchen. 4 people die on a relatively safe ride.

What's the purpose of this general? Are we just trying to investigate EXACTLY what went wrong?

>>94623884
You can stay, only if you shake your man tities for us though

Helensvale Gold Coast here
you blokes reckon this ride''ll be re-opened by halloween? gonna be fuckin sick riding it on fright night with the lads aye

>>94623827
Stop giving the faggot American (you)s please

This isn't the happening we were promised? Why KEK why???

>Tfw if this was 10 years ago, The Chaser would pull an edgy stunt.

>>94623984
If they have any sense, they'll take a shovel to the whole Gold Rush section and the flume ride.

Jesus fucking Christ. Looking at the set up of all that it's a miracle no one has been killed before. I'd rather ride the conveyors in an iron ore plant, they're safer than that.

>>94623932
>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.
Huh... really makes you think...

90% of the threads on here are discussing american politics. Let us have one thread about Australian news without seppo cunts shitting it up.

>>94623427
Who the fuck cares, abo

>>94623589
seconded

>>94623968
I'm underweight, so I don't have any of those.

>>94623427
what has this got to do with politics?

I suspect it was due to human error. The operator should have dislodged the empty boat, but likely had stopped it so other people could get on.

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>tfw Sea World closed Bermuda Triangle

>>94623709
same mate, I've lost count of the amount of times i've been on this ride, both as a kid and with my own kids. cant imagine what those kids are gonna grow up like after witnessing that.

>>94624210
Absolutely nothing. Some cunt will try and excuse it by saying Turnbull tweeted about it. But in the end absolutely nothing.

I'm surprised that there is a market for thrill-ride parks in Australia, as I kind of view the entire country like a giant trill-ride park.

>>94624279
Yeah, I fucking loved that ride.

>>94624210
world events

>>94624210
Who cares?

>>94624124
there is a news board you know?

>>94624279
Seaworld removed any worthwhile rides last time I went desu

>>94623427
I remember going to some sketchy fun park with a giant water slide for rubber boats. It had a jump like in the middle with some air time. In retrospect I think we were too light and the air time probably wasn't intended. When we realized we were flying too far we all got a bad feeling and stopped going to that attraction.

>>94624356
theres also other threads, i want to know if the children have to go into foster care

>>94624356
>/pol/ sticky
>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

>>94624268
But the fact that there is no space for multiple boats to accumulate, that there is no buffer is literally criminal in Australia. Engineers here (and I assume elsewhere) have a code of ethics and take oaths, that simple a mistake is literally murder

>>94623714
I hear buddy more than mate these days and I live out of the city, same with trash and rubbish. Pretty sad Burgerbro. We want to be American so bad.

>>94624320
unfortunately its boring and shit. people just get drunk every day because there is nothing to do and we live in a total nanny state. thats why there are so many shitposters online from australia despite our small population

>>94624192
underweight for an american is dangerously obese for the rest of the world fyi

>>94623580
Sorry we don't have 4+ people killed in daily shootings

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>>94623427
american engineering strikes again

how many more must die?

>>94624482
No doubt, I can see some dumb ass stoner just letting the boats pile up because he thinks he was being efficient or that the operator simply thought the next boat would dislodge it.

Either way it's the operators fault imo.

Sure it's a crappy design but the operator should be liable.

>>94623427
>Fuck Off, We're Full: The Ride

How did no one spot the malfunction and stop the ride?

Has there been any time frame released?

>>94624320
we have nothing like U.S theme parks. Theme parks are outdated here some rides over 50 years old. Here is the best roller coaster in melbourne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOGsEZJThMs

>>94623427
>mourning the death of two faggots and a kiwi
You've gotten soft aussie

>>94624210
It has wider political repercussions. Debate about safety/regulation, politicians response to the tragedy, should/shouldn't the company who runs Dreamworld be held accountable etc.

Even still this is a world event. This is the 4th Thunder River Rapids gen thread I've made and the mods haven't deleted it so go complain somewhere else dickhead. This has wider political implications in Australia.

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>>94623535
Tony Abbott would never have allowed the boats to do this.

>>94624644
too busy shitposting.

>Public servants Kate Goodchild, her brother Luke Dorsett and his partner Roozbeh Araghi were killed alongside 42-year-old Cindy Low when the ride malfunctioned just after 2:00pm on Tuesday.

wait so 2 of them were faggots? hope the other riders that afternoon all got fucking aids tests and shit after the water got infected with hiv blood

good fuckng riddance

>>94624767

your parents must be proud that you spend all day on the computer

fucking worthless neet

have you guys been on the spooky coaster
were you spooked?

>>94624724
Luna Park is so fucking old. I'm surprised the entire place hasn't collapsed yet.

>>94624632
What's wrong with that slide?

>>94624638
Oh yeah, that's for damn sure. Between design, the operator and that chick monitoring the E-stop there's a lot of repercussions to be had. What a wonderful welcome to the workforce that 18 year old will have

>>94624767
this anon is right, every thread so far has reached the bump limit so people obviously care about this.

Well now there is literally no reason to go to Australia.

Australia will be a third-world country in 5 years tops because of this.

CCTV Footage when?

>>94624935
4 people died

60 pakis died the same day and nobody talking about it.

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>>94623427
The sound that ride makes is horrendous and that's just a video of it working normally, two children watched that thing drag their mothers and two gays under the water while mangling and or ripping them apart. Not only that but apparently two of them where still alive for at least 20 minutes suffering from injuries incompatible with life. It must sucker to be the person fishing mangled flesh and organs from the water.

>>94624726
So are you self-loathing of all kiwis, or do you just hate the ones that come seek a better life here?

>>94624892
kek as if you're any better

>>94624927
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park#Cannonball_Loop

>>94624482
The loading bay ahead of the conveyor functions as the buffer under normal conditions, but the possibility or the effect of a low water level after the conveyor was obviously overlooked. It seems like the designing engineers made dangerous assumptions when designing this ride and no-one questioned them for 30 years

>>94624297
Come back here in a few years to find out.

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>>94624724
>tfw I will never get an Aussie bf and take them to Six Flags Over Texas
Killing myself right now

>>94624935
had some people accuse me of trying to slide trumpgen threads. I've been browsing trumpgen threads and these rapidsgen threads at the same time. What's the fucking problem? If the Americans don't like it they should stop bumping the thread an leave us aussies to talk about it.

>>94624094
Fuck you if you ever found those leftist propagandists funny.

>>94625024
4 people die on a kids ride tens of thousands of us have been on. it also raises questions about how safe our theme parks are, a major part of our lucrative tourism industry.

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>>94623427
When they open the ride up they should rename it "The Mangler"

>>94624927
If you don't make the loop, you're stuck at best and you're stuck with the next person colliding with you at worst.

>>94624632
lol I growing up in the state of New Jersey, I went to this place quite frequently as a child, before it was shut down.

It was legendary for being completely out of control and unsafe. It was called Action Park, but had the nickname Traction Park.

Here's some more info for those interested:
http://www.avclub.com/article/new-jerseys-action-park-offered-fun-and-injury-who-236163

>>94625124
haha underrated

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>>94624768
underrated as fuck

>>94623587
A Banished image huh

>r-really anon?

>>94625141
tfw astroworld was so overrun by spic and nigger gangs it w a forces to shut down.

>>94625024
the 60 people that died in the middle east weren't on a ride 90% of us have been on at least once in our lives. of course we are more interested in something that hits pretty close to home for most of us. we can all picture the 4 victims being ourselves or our loved ones

>>94625244
Mate it only became Leftist Propaganda after the APEC stunt where they had to toe the ABC Line in order to keep their jobs from there on.

>>94625093
>One worker told a local newspaper that "there were too many bloody noses and back injuries" from riders, and it was widely rumored, and reported in Weird NJ, that some of the test dummies sent down before it opened had been dismembered and decapitated.

Jesus Christ.

>>94625185
my favourite part is an anon from overseas going "omg who cares?" and stays the whole thread lambasting us for caring all the while asking for gore.

>>94625391
I made it myself.

>>94625436
>we can all picture the 4 victims being ourselves
yea i bet you can especially picture urself as 2 of them at least u fucking poofter lol

>>94623691

People are so pathetic these days.

"OMG SO SAD I MUST GO AND PUT DOWN FLOWERS FOR MY FB POST".

Kill yourselves.

>>94625093
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park#Cannonball_Loop
>In 2016 a new similar Cannonball Loop will open. The ride will feature a vertical drop, a teardrop shape loop, and a coffin shaped cage riders will ride in.
>coffin shaped cage

Mhm, I wonder if someone will realize the irony while drowning.

Does the Aussie park plan any spooky attractions in the wake of that boat flipping over? They could advertise it too skydivers or something.

>>94625436
spot on

>>94623691
>people just wanting to put flowers down

>LOOOK AT ME I'M GRIEVINGGGGGG!!!! I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW THESE PEOPLE BUT I'M HERE WITH MY FLOWERS GRIEVINGGGGGG OMG SO SAD LIKE DIS IF U CRIE EVERTIEM!!!!

Gas Australia.

>>94625436
Hell I have almost the exact ride half an hour from me in the states. It's scary stuff.

>>94625297
Is there total darkness inside of the tube?

>>94625436
Yeah this pretty much.

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>>94625509

>>94625358
>Even when rides were designed to be safe, the staff often took pains to make them unsafe. The Super Go Karts were intended to have a top speed of 20 mph, but park staffers learned that wedging a tennis ball into the engine could give the cars a top speed of 50 mph, leading to some very dangerous games of high-speed bumper cars. Employees were also known to ride the park’s race cars on nearby Route 94.


Holy fuck this park sounds awesome..

>>94625591
if i was grieving, i would be so annoy'd by these unknowns

>>94625591
Don't you think it's a bit of an overreaction?

>>94625662
I don't know. It's possible to have either.

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Alright who has been on the superman ride in the front row? Shit was so good.

>>94625627
im surprised more of this stuff doesnt happen, sadly. a lot of staff treat these rides worse than useless industrial machinery. coupled with constant use every day, and its a recipe for disaster

>>94625509
yeah good1 m8

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>>94625692
Absolutely, we just have nothing to actually report in Australia until the next natural disaster

>>94625755
cheers dipshit

>>94625692
Gassing Australia? Fine. Just gas Queensland and Melbourne for a start.

>>94625736
It's amazing this didn't happen once before in the 30 years the ride has existed.

>>94625814
cyclone hitting sydney WHEN

>>94625814
Here in Perth strong winds blowing over some bins makes it to the news

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>>94625500
Excellent. I made colonial charter

>here, have a rare Pepe

>>94625856
anytime edgy cuck

>>94625730
i have, the scariest fucking part is the earthquake news story. fuck earthquakes.

>>94625736
The park I go to is the one that had someone die on the Superman coaster. They changed it to "Bizarro" after that and they only changed it back to Superman this year, like 12 years later.

Although that guy was too fat to ride.

>>94625864
>Worst South Welshman detected

>>94624210
This isn't the first water ride with a raft to kill someone this year. You think ISIS is bad? We got an international epidemic of water rides butchering people you fuckwit. This is just one instance in a global crisis.

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>>94625903
>I made colonial charter
Seriously?

>>94625814
>>94625864
No, I mean, it's just some people who brought flowers. Even if motives are selfish, so what?

>>94625878
the one thing that always made me fearful was the seemingly high centre of gravity of the rafts. I thought that if anything was gonna happen it would be to do with that.

>>94625902
It bothers me that you Australians don't seem to value the joy of living in a quiet country. Boring is good. I for one would like to send all those cunts who crave some action to the middle east.

>>94623427
Holy shit what friday? I was expecting a longer time off
though I guess it makes sense. If you want people to forget it ever happened, opening as soon as possible is the easiest way to do that since it prevents a big re-opening months later that only brings up memories of why it shut in the first place. Doing it now and handling the initial hesitance to return is probably the smartest thing to do

how did they get crushed and mangled though? i dont understand it. the dinghy fell on its side but the belt is far apart. it should have not been too bad.

>>94625997
its no news when it happens in america, we all know you have shit standards.
what was the last event? some child got eaten by a croc because there parents let them play by the lagoon what had a warning sign saying keep away?
>muh freedom, no one tells me what to do for my own safty

>>94625997
This demands rapid response obviously. Total ban on waterslides.

>>94625942
there is something morbidly funny about changing a rides name to bizarro after a fat kid dies on it. it would be like naming this ride the mangler or toddler orphaner

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>>94625901
>>94625902

i bought this off ebay.

>>94626187
Do you think they washed the boat of blood before removing it? They had black sheets covering it when it was still there

I dedicate this to the 4 lives that were lost. Just leave it playing the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obQ_yiM99zo

>>94626187
In the future the boats all should have overoll bars and a breathing apperatus for every seat.

>>94626214
Flipped up tipping them backwards into the conveyor, grinding them between conveyor and raft.

>>94626148
Please explain?

>>94625024
>60 pakis died the same day and nobody talking about it.

do i even have to say it

Does anyone have a picture or video of the conveyor working normally (can be of a similar water slide too)?

>>94626176
pretty sure they're opening cause it cost them millions to be closed wednesday and thursday plus the millions they will get sued for.

>>94625244
I found that shit funny. I was 10 at the time.

Watching now is pretty cringe.

>>94626214
Head probably got stuck between the segments and the belt kept moving while the body couldn't.

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>>94624768
WE WILL CONTINUE TO STOP THE BOATS

>>94626380
Look up Thunder River Rapids Dreamworld on YouTube

well those 2 children grow up and ji-had aginst dreamworld?
cant wait to see suicide bombers blowing them selfs up on the flume

>>94626380
It's the very first link in the OP.

>>94623427
wtf is this? I thought we were going to see the nice little family get ground up into mince. Then nothing happened. I want my money back.

>>94626360
the raft feels longer rather than wider. the rafts are quite lanky compared to others i've been on and it feels unstable when you go round

>>94626223
What about that one kid that got decapitated on the tallest water slide?

>>94626293
Kek I never thought of that

>>94625141

Anon, i don't you would be able to handle our bantz you americans are pussies that get offended by everything.

now spread them gayboi buttcheeks you little fruitfairy i'm gonna dunk my crusty prawn in your fair dinkum dunny poo pipe

>>94626413
Naturally
To minimise their losses it makes sense to re-open sooner rather than later. It's not christmas holidays yet but every day shut is still a lot of money lost

>>94623427
I bet that attraction was packed as fuck after the incident. People love stuff like this. He theme park probably thanks its lucky start for this free publicity.

>>94626144
To my understanding: Anon is mad because that kind of act reminds him of the fake fucking braindead normies that he deals with every day. As well as the constant cacophony of "look at me I'm so moral, I'm so sensitive" that flows like blood through fagsbook and the like.

I AM projecting here, and if that's all we have to whinge about then we're doing pretty ok. Better than being swarmed with mudslimes.

>>94626231

The government should start a program that allows Australians to turn in their waterslides for destruction.

>>94626012
Yep I'm from Brisbane. The other dudes who worked on it are from the US and Sweden.

>>94626360
Good point I was on it the other day and I was thinking the same thing

Fuck. Dem bodies must have been shredded like lettuce.

>>94623427
Does this really need its own general? Not that big of a deal.

>>94623580
I gotta agree.

>>94626418
it would have been more than there head, the machine destory'd one of the chairs.
can someone post the pic please

>>94625057
He's just surprised at your compassion with foreigners

You are now imagining the group having a waterproof camera with them that was recording during the entire incident.

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>>94626591
>It's not christmas holidays yet but every day shut is still a lot of money lost

pretty soon it will be too cold for water rides anyway, and everyone will forget about it.

pic realted is another fine read I bought off ebay.

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>>94626571
sorry, i know it must have been pretty tragic, the name just caught me off guard

>>94626682
This was our 9/11 mate show some respect.

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>>94626614
and our boomerangs too

KEK my sides

>>94626565
didn't even get a mention.
was said person, somewhere they shouldn't have been?

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>>94624768
holy shit my sides.

>>94623932
We're grieving you fuck. This is a national tragedy.

>>94626757
>it'll be too cold
>soon

The legends of amerifat retardation are legitimate

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>>94626718
Either way it's pretty stupid to have the heads stuck out over the edge of the seats. If those had been higher and more stable at least this wouldn't had been a meat grinder.

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>>94626639
N O I C E

I love that mod. Really makes the game worth playing. Is development still ongoing?

I have nothing to offer you except this cool picture from Sunless Sea, but I know and admire your lovely work.

>>94626864
National tragedy???

2 gays and a Kike minced up

I'm thinking otherwise

>>94626757
Anon we're literally coming into the summer holidays
Christmas break is the longest holiday of the year and peak theme park time

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>>94626911

so it was basically a huge dishwasher?

>>94626914
>I am smarter than every engineer that worked on this ride

Drumpftkins are delisional

>>94623427

Holy fuck who cares?

>>94626914
being higer would make it less stable

>>94626460
>transparent strip represents the Thunder River Rapids
>4 wattle represent the victims
>the 2 chopped in half represent the 2 victims that had their heads cut off
>The pergola is supposed to represent the front of Dreamworld (aka Underworld)

>>94626932
You're pretty tough then mate, super impressed.

>>94626932
the children, will they be going into foster care?

>>94623427
Best silde ive seen (there is a pun for the observant)

>>94627038
you're just giving it free bumps, if you dont care dont post.

>>94626757
>thinks we have northern hemisphere season pattern

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>>94626942

lol. why do you have christmas in the summer.

>>94626925
thanks! yeah man there'll be more, probably for Xmas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU95jNx6jf8

>floating down artifical river with water jets pushing you along
>spinning around in circular boat
>slow moderate thrill
>4 minutes later, reach conveyor belt
>slow boring climb back up to where you started
>at the end of the conveyor belt, boat fucking flips over, presses you against the belt and fucking grinds your body to shreds while your kids watch

>>94626995
yeah, a dishwasher that crushes all the plates.

>>94627043
Not if you made the base larger in diameter.

>>94627001
There's a reason nobody buys Australian cars.

>>94626764
Once people learned he was too fat to buckle in and rode anyway people didn't feel very scared or bad. The raft could've happened to anyone.

>>94627078
they'll probably live with close family, or their grandmother, but I'm sure they'll receive a fuck-ton of financial recompense for this.

>>94627127
I think what you said sums it up perfectly. This is why this is so fucked up.

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>>94627054
Holy Shit!!!

I knew this image would come in handy one day

>>94627038
Is it true that you'll shed three tears if I only say the word "Diana"

>>94627120

Fuck if I know
parents always try to get us to eat cold chicken for christmas lunch, it's fucking shit

>>94625516
Eh Aussies are a little different. Everyone from the city will be going for "muh Facebook, I'm so caring :'(" but anyone who's been outside the city will understand having a real sense of community and remorse.

When you live out bush you learn to get along with everyone and look out for each other, because if you don't you're fucked. That is both the original source of bantz and the reason why we give a fuck about strangers

>>94627127

well at least one part of the ride wasn't fucking boring.

>>94627184
they be swinging in it

>>94627175
German """"""""""engineering"""""""""" is a shitty meme and nobody worth their salt believes it

Enjoy getting assfucked by muhammad, cuck

>>94627184
they be swimming in it

>>94627126
Keep up the good work. I always end up overwhelmed by the amount of build chains I end up having to manage, but it's still the only way to play Banished. Any hints about the new content?

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>>94627294
>German """"""""""engineering""""""""""

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>>94627210

>Sea World doesn't heat up the spas when temperature is cool
The one weekday I go there and hop into one of their "spas" on a cloudy day. Fucking cold spas, why is this allowed?

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>>94627178
true mate, very true. I was on this with ride some family I was babysitting just last week, and my sister worked there at the beginning of the year so all this hits pretty close to home. It could have been me or any one of my family

Only cunts who have been on this ride can post itt

>>94627229
To be fair, it can't just be being reclusive in an hostile environment because last time I checked I didn't see any eskimos bantering around on 4chan. But who knows, maybe they are just waiting for internet.

>>94627299
kek, you rotten bastard

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>>94627448
>Only cunts who have been on this ride can post itt

i was floating on an inner tube recently and it flipped over.

>>94623709
Same here mate, had heaps of fun at Dreamworld and on that ride before. It's pretty fucked up.

>>94627127
Ya know the funny thing is when I was a kid i'd image my head being cut off by the cave entrance. Not actually trying to be edgy, it was a real fear.

>>94623427
>Be aussie woman
>go on amusement water ride
>get blended apart by machinery as my child watches

>>94627448
Rode it a couple of years ago, seemed pretty standard

>>94627565
its the ride I go on at the end of the day to relax. it looks like this family did the same judging by the time of day this happened.

Who's been on that ride at waterworld where you stand in a tube and the floor opens up
It was fully nuts boys

I bet that dumb 18 yo bitch in charge of the e brake was sitting in another room browsing facebook on her phone instead of watching the track because "lol what could go wrong, there haven't been a need to use the ebrake one single time yet, so why waste time standing next to it"

Did they deserve to die?

>>94627294
We broke the world record for factory genocide. All you did was build a rabbit fence across the country, but it only helped the abbo kids to find back home after you stole them.

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>>94626911

Did she die?

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why is everyone so fucking upset by this 27 people were killed in car accidents last week, like fuck every news stn has a hard on for this story wait for the actual incident report you silly wankers

>>94627741
from what I hear she's not responsible for pressing the button, some one else is. the button also malfunctioned earlier in the day

>>94626914
The seats were literally ground up along with the occupants >>94626187 Higher seats wouldn't have saved anyone

>>94625436
Basically this, you talk to anyone about it and they've been on that ride.

>>94626864
did you know them?

you're not grieving you're pretending. If anything people like bad news like this makes them feel better about there own shitty life.

>>94627830
because it happened in a public area full of children on the safest ride in one of the most popular tourist destinations in the country

c'mon think mate

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>>94626214
See the pic, The people at the back were the squishy bit between the floating raft and the conveyor

>>94623427
Are those rafts really that heavy that 2 people trapped under it can't lift them up with the roid rage of mortal danger?

Do you think the security camera footage will get released once the court cases for compensation start and it's presented as evidence?

>>94627126
Cheers Ausbro, I love the mod.

Could I request some quests/achievements or something? I completed all the Banished ones relativly quickly and don't know what to really do anymore.

>>94627651
>my child walks over to the freshly made dog food
>cans it up
>feeds me to some homeless guy instead
>child is a sick bastard

>>94628165
Yes. They're solid as fuck to prevent them from tipping over in any normal circumstance

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>>94627805
>>94628096
Wait, how did the other two end up where they did?

>>94628165
yes, they are very heavy. you'd need cranes to lift them.

>>94627126
MAKE A TUTORIAL FOR FUCKS SAKE I CANT WORK OUT HOW TO PLAY THIS MOD.


Amazing mod btw

>>94627868
doesn't matter if it was her job to watch the ride and alert the vice-president of button pressing department of the need to press the button
anyway she is fucked job wise... no company will touch her because she is tainted meat now and they don¨t want to damage her their image..
also she is the perfect sacrificial lamb to pin the whole fault on because she is a "you dumb bimbo female who fucked everything up" so it's literally game over for her, she will be lucky if she will be able to get a job as a manual scavenger after this

>>94628165
Definitely not when they are drowning and upside down at the same time.

>>94628257
I used to love those rides, now I'm less inclined to go on them.

Then again I'm pretty sure I'd be fast enough to jump out when I realise the fucking thing is going to tip over.

>>94627741
>browsing facebook on her phone instead of watching
KEK I was thinking this aswell.

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That is one killer ride

>>94628036
i am thinking mate and i think people love the drama and have little to no respect for the actual victims.

>>94628243
Hard to say, maybe they got flung straight up in the air when it happened or they floated underneath. Or its only one part of them.

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>>94623427
I bet the emus did this

>>94628299
Do you really believe this brother?

I would put money on her getting some money out of this because she had to witness all of this.

>>94628201
Wouldn't owners be eager to just settle it out of court?

>>94628299
I doubt she'll be liable, the fault lies squarely on the maintence crew who worked on it earlier in the day, and the management who didn't supervise her properly. She's more llikely to be fucked mentally,

>>94628096
Why would you need a conveyer belt in the downward direction of a slope?

>>94626932
Agree

>>94625516
t. Redit

>>94628452
This. Everyone that didn't know the victims and act like they care is full of shit.

Is it likely this ride will ever re-open?

>>94628495
It's certainly possible
But there's already stories of witnesses who are going to lawyers to ask for compensation
Witnesses unrelated to the families who died who were so traumatized by seeing it happen that they think they deserve millions

>>94628470
Nah, those crafty feather-gooks only engage in honourable warfare

>>94628582
It will almost certainly be demolished in an attempt to try and get people to forget that anything ever happened

>>94623792
did she show up for work on the second day?

>>94625032
youre a sucker

>>94628380
I love these rides too, this one in particular, it was so relaxing after an adrenaline packed day.

I think it happened so fast that there'd be no way you could react fast enough. I think people were actually flung out of the craft even with seatbelts on, that's how violently it happened.

>>94625032
what does 'incompatible with life' mean when not used to talk about unborn babies

why wouldn't they just say 'fatal injuries'

>>94627718
went on that the other day and it hurts the fuck out of your back, not to mention went on the river rapids that day as well

>>94628629
Will the park renamed into Deathworld though?

>>94624279
>Sea World creates 4D theater with passable Leslie Nielson pirate movie
>replaces it with god-awful Goosebumps movie where Christopher Lloyd looks ready to die in every scene

Here in Tampa they closed our ride at Busch Gardens that's similar indefinitely so they can have engineers come in and make sure such an incident is impossible. That should be a silver lining in this.

Fucking awful way to die though. Do we know how the two that drowned ended up under the jammed raft? It doesn't make sense given the angle they were launched

>>94628742
Maybe it could be named after the place where those victims are right now "Underworld".

>>94628684
LMAO a guy quoted that to me today. They received injuries that were incompatible with life. Like a doctor trying to break bad news.
>I'm afraid that the head happened to be a greater than usual distance from the body

>>94628678
I need some sort of video showing the physics of what would have happened or something so I can get my head around the whole thing. I can imagine the forces involved are pretty huge so that wouldn't surprise me.

>>94628684

They were mangled horribly, not yet dead, but not worth the effort to try and keep alive

>>94628684
>>94628855
Another anon mentioned it earlier. It basically means injuries so fucked that you're alive but not for particularly long. You could say fatal injuries, but presumably they say this so paramedics can tip-toe around the situation. No need to make things worse.

>>94628572
I genuinely feel sorry for these people because their last moments were spent worrying about the safety of their kids while getting eaten alive by machinery. It could have been you, me or anyone.

I agree all the flower shit and virtue signalling on facebook is way over the top though, it just seems disrespectful and self-centred.

I don't think this really qualifies as a happening. The difference is that these people didn't do something stupid to make it happen I guess.

I was at Disney the week after the guy stood up on Big Splash Mountain and died. It was a bummer because they had it closed.

Also remember the guy who got decapitated at six flags? That was on him. It's fairly rare to see people die at parks who didn't do something stupid.

Anyways, if you want some good leisure reading, the incidents and altercations lists from Disney World are pretty fun browse through. Especially the altercations.

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>>94628742
They need to construct this next

>>94628684
fatal injury would be used to describe someone DOA, injury incompatible with life is a term we use to describe someone who is alive but absolutely certain to succumb to the injury regardless of aid rendered.

>>94628833
Down Underworld

>I went to the land down under

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>>94628787

They were lucky, they drowned in minutes, unable to get out of their chair probably from panic

The two who got thrown into the water, got their lower half minced up while being pushed along to the end of the ride while their nephews were small enough to float along safely

The injuries on the two from the water, were apparently so shocking to see, all the witnesses are off to counseling.

>>94628684
Anakin Skywalker just before becoming Darth Vadar. Shame we didn't have the tech to save them for the darkside.

>>94628833
You want to drink until we both throw up and start beating up shitheads?

>>94628684
It's a politely Aussie way of saying "yeah nah, shits fucked" really

>>94629029
INCOMPATIBLE TO LIFE

>>94624767
THIS THIS THIS

it actually matters, because we're about to get amusement park rides banned.

this is like port arthur all over again

>something bad happens
>MASSIVE OVERREACTION FROM LIBERAL GOVERNMENT
>soccer moms love it
>thing gets banned

it's australia, we love our nanny state, so i guess we just lost amusement park rides.

unless of course you pay the government for an amusement park license to ride one ;)

Is there a video of them dying I need to masturbate on this canvas for my art degree it's entitled "From Death Do US Cummeth"

>>94628787
My bet is that they fell out to one side and were then dragged back under and into the center by jewelry or similar, before being pinned by the raft

>>94627765

This is some pretty good bantz Hans its almost like you have a mind of your own.

>>94628742
I reccommended the "Toddler ORPHANER" earlier in the thread but I doubt it would be chosen.

>>94628941
I actually agree with that, despite everyone calling me an SJW and over-emotional in the previous threads.

>>94629029
have you seen that gif of a man committing suicide off a train platform but he's wedged between the train and just spins? I'd imagine it was similar and just as brutal.

>>94623792
dude

Also i watched the video and those boats move slow as fuck. Why not just jump off? It would be easy as fuck. Are they tied to the boat or some shit?

>>94629193

name it mario.

"why do you call it mario?"

"cuz it's an organ grinder".

>>94629029
>The injuries on the two from the water, were apparently so shocking to see, all the witnesses are off to counseling.

probably never been on /b/ or the ync.

>>94623792
It could have be prevented.

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>>94628887

>>94623792
>useless cunt is useless at her job
>4 people die
noice

>>94623792

Gotta meet those diversity quotas

Why do i have a feeling she was texting at the time, should have been simple enough to turn off the machine the second she spotted one was stuck, at the very least when they saw another full raft heading right too it. There are cameras everywhere there.

>>94623427
That shit looks ancient. As in old Russian amusement park ancient.

Why would renewable belt never land on the park admin's head?

Also, nasty way to die. I've seen dismembered bodies irl so it is not a very pretty picture for 5 and 12 year olds to see

>>94629181
The canal looked pretty narrow so I dunno how they went around their upturned raft without landing on something. It's just weird how we have so many conflicting reports when we've confirmed that the cops there have CCTV footage. Like just play the fucking tape and look

>>94629337
I watched gore shit for most of my life, saw somebody get pushed in front of a metro a couple of months back.

This shit still leaves you shocked no matter how used you are to seeing violence online tbqh

>>94629404
> grindr.webm
Cheers mate, haven't seen this. Was about what I expected.

>>94623792
hmm a similar thing happened in the UK on a ride called the smiler. A young, inexperienced operator left a test cart on the track after maintenance. A cart filled with passengers careened into the back of the stationary cart, as the operator hadn't made sure it made the full cycle. The people in the cart behind the stationary one had serious injuries and several of them needed their legs amputated.

>>94629317
They were tied to their seats.

>>94629404
Well, that looks painful.

>>94629513
Why did you push him then if you mind it so much?

>>94629476
You know, I saw a lot of gore but this is one of the few times where I really don't want to see it.
The whole addition of water makes it much worse somehow

>>94629404
What the fuck is wrong with this country if it doesn't just suffice to say "4 dead in accident", but rather we need 3d rends of how shit went down? Is Australia turning into /b/?

>>94629573
How the hell did they end up pinned UNDER the other raft then?

It's a gatdayam conspiracy I tell yer

>>94629513
eh I deal with human dead bodies and body parts/organs a lot and I'm used to it now. No different than seeing fake gore in a movie or something

>>94629404
how were 2 flung to safety?

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>>94629610
pic related is what actually happened once the raft hit the conveyor

>>94629648
it's a slow news week, there's fuck else going on in this country at the moment

NEW BREAD
>>94629684

NEW BREAD
>>94629684

NEW BREAD
>>94629684

NEW BREAD
>>94629684

>>94624452
No they don't. Only the mothers got minced.

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>>94628243 they might have fell through the belt might have taken injuries falling through it and drowned under the carriage

>>94629679
paramedic?

>>94629648
What is the problem with showing how it went down?

>>94629671
have you ever been flipped in water? It's disorienting. Let alone having a heavy seat on top of you. Their legs or something probably got caught between the wide gaps in the conveyor belt and dragged them under.

>>94629404
Guess they'll never be the heads of a MAJOR corporation

>>94629686

The two that survived were children, they were small enough to avoid the grinders

>>94629404
If that boat really flipped like that it would pushed their heads right into the belt...

>conveyor belt: How would you like you hair done sir?
>occupant: "Just fuck my shit up"

>>94629735
studying to be a doctor

>>94629648
Death is not a bad thing mate. Morbidity is a huge part of our culture and wanting to know how someone dies isn't some sort of novelty it's a calming thing for the most part, it's closure.

>this thread

Who knew Aussies were such fags.

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>>94629616

>>94629671
Come one! You must know how to pin people under streams of water. You do it all the time.

>>94629404
That was an awful accident.

>>94629616
it was a lunatic that had escaped from his mental institution in Hamburg.
He traveled to Berlin and pushed a poor girl in front of a metro because he thought she was following him around.

>>94629679
Well if you deal with dead bodies irl regularly you might harden up, but I dont think that watching violence online will have the same effect.
It didnt for me

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>>94629404
Oh wow, thos 2 kiddos sat up there and watched the whole thing with front row seats

>>94623427
I guess the engineers got their degree on Theme Park Tycoon 2.

>>94629900
How do you know she wasn't though?

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>>94627397
MUH ENGINEERIN'

>>94629746
I mean the two that didn't get grinded but instead drowned
>>94629844
Better than being pinned under your wife's rapist Kraut

>>94623427
http://www.kctv5.com/story/32728072/source-boy-who-died-at-schlitterbahn-was-decapitated

>world's largest water slide
>has a hill 8n the middle to give you an extra run time
>only age restriction, regardless of physice
>you go down on a raft with safety harnesses ingeniously patched together with duct tape
>there's a net, over the slide, after the hill, to prevent you from fly8ng out
>some stupid parents let their kid ride with them
>surprisingly, he fl8es out after the hill and is decapitated on the netting
>some bimbo also broke her jaw during the incident, presumably on this kids corpse

I live near KC, you can see this water slide from miles away on the interstate. The first thing I thought when seeing it is, "some dumbshit will die on this thing"
Https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verr%C3%BCckt_(water_slide)

this isnt politics

>>94629977
He didn't say she wasn't.