Brit/pol/ Light brigade edition

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KAREN POSTING IS BACK!

>Shock UK winter weather forecast predicts COLDEST snap in five years
Thank god, snow is the best weather

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>Danish Queen: ‘Living here doesn't make you one of us’
Our Royals will never be this based.

>>94611726
>https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/female-soldiers-crew-british-tanks-2017/
wtf

>>94611726
Messed up some of your quotes, lad.

And Spain allowing Russia to refusal is world news not British news.

2/10

>>94611913
The difference is the Danish royals are mostly irrelevant. Nobody cares what they think.

Imagine if Lizzy said the same thing, it would be worldwide news in minutes.

>>94611726
>intervening to help Turkroaches fight Christian slavs on the verge of destroying the Muslim world and taking back Constantinople.

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>>94611946
clearly someone at the MOD watches girls und panzer and wants their own tank full of waifus.

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>>94611857
I love you winter chan!

>>94611913
I honestly feel if she said that you'd have foreigners wanting her dead and parliament would probably use it as a reason to try and abolish the monarchy

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>>94612075

>>94612134
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN!
I knew you'd come back to us!

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>tfw met a Swedish qt online who shares my inane niche hobby, makes refugee jokes, and is a solid 9/10

>>94611946
What's the problem? If they meet the requirements, then fine.

>"Our priority continues to be pursuing all options to protect Scotland's relationship with the EU and we are committed to ensuring Scotland's interests are at the heart of any EU decisions taken on fishing."
SNP in talks with Scottish Fishermen. They really are suicidally obsessed with independence, here is a genuine scottish (and british) issue and they just blanked it in favour of more "muh 1.6 million scots" rhetoric

>>94611973
This. I bet most people don't even know Denmark is a monarchy.

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>>94612145
>tfw would side with the royalists in the inevitable civil war

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>>94612134
I LOVE YOU WINTER-CHAN!

>>94611726
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/leaked-recordings-reveal-theresa-may-s-pro-eu-stance-ahead-of-brexit-vote-a7380286.html
But all the Island monkeys in these threads told me that everything will turn out fine for the economy

>>94612350

800 000

>>94612350
>t. Scot living in Germany

>>94612350
>pro remain politician showing her remain views before the vote
Real shocking Germany, don't you have another leader that needs electing so they can destroy your country

>>94612350
>literally declared for Remain months before referendum
>WOW LOL TERESA MAY WAS FOR REMAIN YOU'VE ALL BEEN LIED TO LMAO
Are all krauts as thick as the ones who come into brit/pol/?

What's with all the independent links? Disgusting desu.

Nothing wrong with last threads links, they were fresh, and Zac Goldsmith quitting is pretty important news.

>Zac Goldsmith quits as MP over Heathrow decision
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37764269

>Exclusive: leaked recording shows what Theresa May really thinks about Brexit
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/25/exclusive-leaked-recording-shows-what-theresa-may-really-thinks-about-brexit

>Labour fined over 'Ed Stone' general election costs
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37760562

>Zac Goldsmith quits to stand as independent MP as Boris Johnson says Heathrow expansion is 'undeliverable'
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/25/heathrow-airport-expansion-gatwick-boris-johnson-live/

>Michael Gove paves the way for a Cabinet comeback as he heaps praise on Theresa May
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/25/michael-gove-paves-the-way-for-a-cabinet-comeback-as-he-heaps-pr/

>Hammond says highly skilled will not face EU immigration controls
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/25/philip-hammond-highly-skilled-eu-workers-brexit-immigration-controls

>David Cameron signs deal to write tell-all autobiography
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/oct/25/david-cameron-signs-deal-autobiography-eu-referendum

>Migrants on mission to get to Britain head from Calais to new Dunkirk camp
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/725162/Calais-Jungle-migrants-eviction-Dunkirk-north-France-Britain-borders

>>94612499
Nah you just retardet. You cant deal with critizism and with intelegent questions.

>>94612268
I genuinely didn't.

https://www.weareundivided.co.uk/before-you-go/

>We want to know the top demands we should be presenting to politicians on behalf of young people.

>Once we’ve got more demands, we will start a voting process to choose the top demands that reflect young people’s views. In the meantime, let us know which of the following demands you agree with.


>No option to disagree

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>Theresa May doesn't even write her own jokes.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3797201/EPHRAIM-HARDCASTLE-Perma-tanned-George-Hollingbery-MP-responsible-Theresa-s-PMQ-jokes-s-no-Ken-Dodd.html
JUST

>>94612739
Neither do comedians

>>94612648
>this entire post
Either learn English or speak Turkish, Mehmet

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>>94612538
>all those guardian links
mate yours aren't much better

>>94612842
i'd guard her Ian

>>94612842
Not mine senpai, but Guardian > Independent desu.

Independent is tabloid tier.

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>>94612928

>>94612928
I'd rather those sort of articles were in tabloids, where people won't take em seriously.

People read the Guardian with some sort of pretense that it's reliable and with some quality. It's more dangerous.

>>94612962
That's from their opinion section and Owen is a cuck.

>>94612842
KAREN
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>>94613097
is cute

>>94613049
The Guardian is shit, especially their opinion section, but still, Guardian > Independent.

For example, the Independent is just reporting on a Guardian exclusive in one of those links.

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>>94613228
Opinion desu.

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>>94612928
>>94613049
we shouldn't have either

or just archive them of course

>>94613334
Well they're shit opinions.

>>94613352
Really not a fan of archive desu.

I like to know which the domain name before clicking on a link.

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>DPD expected delivery today
>no morning email to specify time
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>94613519
stupid frogposter

>>94612928
the Guardian is Buzzfeed-tier now

>>94613571
>now

desu i do like the guardian for live events and happenings, the DM is shit at even that

>>94613228
>taking advice from a "man" with two last names

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>Former minister Nick Boles: 'Doctors have found cancerous tumour in my head'
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/26/former-minister-nick-boles-doctors-have-found-cancerous-tumour-i/

I guess anon did have a brain tumour after all.

>>94613509
You know it's shit anyway if it has to be archived though. It's not perfect, definitely better than giving Guardian extra clicks though, wouldn't you agree?

>>94613644
>client's emails come in format "surname, first name"
>he has 2 first names
>meet him
>call him by his surname by mistake

Fuck you, Steven Dennis

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>>94612701

http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/gen-random-gd-uk.php

Use this and start posting anti immigration

No real email is needed. Just make them up to match the names

[email protected]

>>94613773
They don't get any revenue if you use ad block though, we all use ad block.

Using their bandwidth and not giving them anything in return is worse than archive.

>>94612701
>submit HARD BREXIT NOW suggestion
>only tick the box about electoral accountability
>ignore all the muh migrants muh 350 million boxes
>block their email address
yolo tbqh

>>94613644
Honestly I'm quite anti-natalist but I agree

https://twitter.com/somuchguardian

>>94613897
>we all use addblock
That's a silly thing to assume. I don't when I browse on my phone, and a lot of people browse on their phones too

>>94612213

Can you imagine the shit they will have to put up with?

>Sorry colonel, we cannot advance and hold position alpha - Kelly has a terrible migraine today and Sandra is having one of her "moments"

>>94612182
Why do people catfish? What do they get from it?

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>tfw your local team is actually doing alright now
Based Robins.

>>94612739
Just a few more years of this and we`ll get BoJo or maybe even Gove, then the banter starts.

>>94614045
Well, sorry, senpai, I just like to know which domain name it is I'm clicking on and I think archive is autistic.

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>>94612261
They are actively trying to fuck over their own fishermen now?
I think we need to dial back the devolution a bit.

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>>94614184
>I think archive is autistic

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>>94612701

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Currently hiding in my room while two guys are here for the next 4 days fixing windows

Very uncomfy

>>94614347
>4 days
Sound shit at their job tbqh

>>94614410
They probably are. Noisy cunts. Typical British types.

>>94614254
Scottish fishermen need to scream about this, or at least get the semi based Scottish dwarf Ruth Davidson to make it a talking point, SNPs inaction could really hurt them

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/59g91z/britons_happy_to_sacrifice_trade_for_fewer/
Click link for intense anal devastation.

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>>94614347
Just say hi to them quickly now so it wont be so awkward later on when you run out of food or whatever and need to grab some

>>94614347
very cheeky

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>>94614582
Racist, I bet you go to greggs.

>>94614756
I'll go out in an hour to get lunch

Just gonna stay in uni all day tomorrow and Friday to avoid them

>>94615193
Guilty

couldn't Britain have controlled immigration another way without leaving the EU?

For example, the British government could have instituted a system where, in order to legally work, you need a work permit if you're not a British citizen.

To obtain a work permit you need to meet certain criteria i.e. the same as a point-based visa.

Employing someone who is not a British citizen or holding a valid work permit would carry severe penalties.

The EU would have a cry, but they wouldn't go as far to expel you.

>>94615513
Our government didn't want that though. Brexit was as much a vote against the government as it was the EU. The EU didn't tell Tony Blair to import millions of pakis. People are fucking sick of it.

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Fuck I did it again lads

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>>94615513
Our government is full of careerist twats who don`t speak for us.

>>94615649
kys

>>94615774
Tad unpleasant.

>>94611913
The wife of the heir to the Danish throne is literally a commoner from Australia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary,_Crown_Princess_of_Denmark

>>94615838
That said I get what she means about the lack of Muslim integration

>>94615513
Or, we could just leave the EU and reap a load more benefits as well.

Still haven't got a speeding fine in the post, lads. I think I'm going to be safe.

Still have about a week to go before I find out for sure though.

>>94615513
>couldn't Britain have controlled immigration another way without leaving the EU?
Yes, there is more immigration from outside the EU than from within it. But leaving sends rather a clear message that the public want this addressed

>For example, the British government could have instituted a system where, in order to legally work, you need a work permit if you're not a British citizen.
Freedom of Movement is a tenet that the EU refuses to give up on, that's the whole point

>>94615513
>couldn't Britain have controlled immigration another way without leaving the EU?

no. google - eu freedom of movement

>>94612701
>Undivided is a non partisan campaign, led by young people from all backgrounds – including those who voted to leave the EU

Then why don't the opinions that you can agree with have any pro hard brexit options ??

My lecky is supposed to be going off soon.

I won't be able to shitpost on Brit/pol/ for a bit.

>SNOW for 120 days: Shock UK winter weather forecast predicts COLDEST snap in five years

Bring it on!!

Long Live the White Man.

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>>94616741
Based General Winter.

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How bad are ISIS REALLY?
I think it's overexaggerated

>>94613644
Rees-Mogg disagrees

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The Eternal Anglo stick together.

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>tfw you realise the Scottish referendum was more than 2 years ago

Lads

>>94612701
So Temp email, fake name and spam the most Hard Right Brexit?

Sounds like a plan m8s

>>94614698
>the modern left are now so pro Capitalism they cannot comprehend why the proles don't like non whites
We should tie Marx to a generator - he'll do enough spinning to keep us powered for years

>>94616936
Not crazy hard right
Just say you don't want access to single market if it means less control over borders etc

You need to be subtle so they won't just bin them

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of course

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Feels.

>>94616741
I won't be holding my breath.

>>94616903
They're nice guys. My sister in law's cousins speaks very highly of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZ29yaKL_c
Fresh Nigel from Brussels.

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>>94617211
I love Nige tbqh lads.

>>94616863
*winter chan

>>94617200
cringy frog post

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I really hate pakis desu.

>>94617211
I don't know why people don't like him.

They're scared of the truth, I think.

Has anyone got the link to the video where it's a compilation of all the politicians saying the referendum is binding or words to that effect?

>>94617211
>Herr Farage, quisling is a bad word bruhuhuhuhu.

Schulz is such a faggot.

>tfw a conversation with me mum about how casually they used to use the world nigger on television lead to me ranting for 20~ minutes about how women's suffrage was a mistake that lead to the breakdown of the family unit and the normalization of degeneracy

My throat hurts from it.

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That gaming episode of black mirror was super spooky desu

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>>94617931

>>94617211
I think Madame Le Pen liked Nigels Quisling comment, 1:05

>>94617858
Quisling isn't even a bad word in English, Schulz made a mistake.

>>94618055
do you think marine wants to le his pen

>>94614092
Dunno mate, I guess it gives them a sicko ego trip or some such psychological rush. Pretty sure I'm not getting catfished from the amount of photos and daft shit on their part, but you can never be sure.

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Who /littleEnglander/ here?

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>>94617931

>Trying to redpill your mum

Wouldn't want to burden mine with all those thoughts.

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>>94611726

>Light Brigade Edition
>posts the Scots Greys

How could you fuck up this badly?

>>94618133
http://imgur.com/ipwoLv4

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>>94618198

>>94617211
FN have a hard on for Nige desu.

>>94617211
Fuck Farage

>>94618337

Oi, watch your mouth.

>>94618337
Kys

>>94618244
>Posting a link to an image on an imageboard

Is this some sort of meme?

>>94616741
They said that last year

Shame

Edstone lads

Are the rimmers finally gone lads?

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>>94617211
>Nuttall getting cheeky in the background

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>>94618337
That is blasphemy

>>94618603
Rimmer only comes out when it's dark.

Which is a shame, member when NEET hours were comfy?

>The third runway at Heathrow Airport could involve planes taking off from a "ramp" over the M25 motorway, the transport secretary says. Chris Grayling said this would be "cheaper and quicker" than building a tunnel for the M25 under the new runway and would cause less disruption for drivers during construction. He said many other airports around the world had built runways over motorways. There would be "a very gentle hill up which the planes would take off".

Who /readyfortheimpendingdisasterofaplanegoingthroughtherunwayanddestroyingtheM25/ here

>>94617811
Any help on this?

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Got the day off work, have a danish, just made a cuppa, going to finish a Hardy novel later on

>Comfy engaged

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>>94618768

>>94618768
A

FUCKING

RAMP

>>94618768
>A fucking ramp

>>94615649
Post hands

>>94618544
Someone linked it on plebbit. I was too lazy to save it, sorry.

>>94617931
Did she cry? Did she spank you?

>>94618768
That few metres elevation really makes a big difference getting to 33,000 feet

>>94618707
Yes. Tripfags are literal subhuman.

>>94618707
Yeah. Too many spammers and normies these days.

Not having kids is so cool.

https://youtu.be/ayMGIs9zTcw

I detest this woman

>>94611857
pls pls pls we haven't had proper snow in years

>>94618968
If you read it they're saying they need a ramp so planes don't just ram into the M25

Might not end it all today, lads.

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>>94619030
Take that back you degenerate.

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>>94619030
>tfw you can see through the propaganda

>>94619030
I'd love to have a family and kids some day.

Shame that my life is so all over the place that I probably never will and will just be travelling all my life.

>>94618940
She just gave me CURRENT YEAR tier arguments and didn't seem to understand that bullshit mindset is the reason everything is shit now.

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>>94611726
New thread theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4bgXH3sJ2Q

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>>94619051
Global warming BTFO am I right ?

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>>94618768

I'm a civic architect so decided to have a go at it.

>>94619030
>(((guardian)))

Owen "Cuck" Jones is apparently doing a talk near me.

If I wasn't a reasonable-ish person I'd be tempted to go and piss people off by talking sense.

>>94619229
I accept the consensus on AGW and hate the way the watermelons have hijacked yet another issue as a way to push for le ebin global socialism.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37773576

Apparently promoting weight loss is 'socially irresponsible' lads. Fuck me, what a world we live in.

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You are a nonce, you are a urethra spelunker, you are a buttock bungler, you are a rectal conductor, you are a back-passage dipper, you are a twink fetishist, you are a sausage gagger, you are a sphincter connoisseur, you are a baguette receiver, you are a bottom feeder, you are a basket gazer, you are a uros voyeur, you are a bear chaser, you are a sheep sodomizer, you are piratical cottager.

>>94619362
Capitalism will never abandon fossil fuels so good luck solving it

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>>94619334

As if you'd have an opportunity.

>Attend almost any debate in 2016
>Make a well-reasoned, but somewhat contentious point
>Hissed, booed, etc.
>Lefty opponent makes a nonsense rebuttal, puerile ad-hominem retort, or childish appeal to emotion
>Deafening applause, clicking, screaming, etc.

I haven't heard someone express a liberal opinion in a public forum without being met by at least several 'whoops' or screams from idiot twenty-something woman in years

>>94619446
what does socially irresponsible mean?>>94619530
>no shrub rocketeer, no crazy world of arthur brown

>>94619334
My dad went to one of his talks. He said he brought up an idea to him in the meet and greet thing beforehand and Jones ignored him. Jones then went and included the idea his speech.

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>>94619591
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you are a perv, you are a slot badger, you are a two pin din plug, you are a bush dodger, you are a small bean regarder, you are an unabummer, you are a nut administrator, you are a bent ref, you are the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you are a fence foal, you are a free willy, you are a chimney bottler, you are a bunty man, you are a shrub rocketeer, you are an anal buccaneer, you are a chutney ferret, you are a rump ranger, you are a back door bandit, you are a cock gobbler, you are a pillow biter, you are a coprophiliac, you are a randy bumgardener, you are a knight of the pork sword, you are a rear admiral, you are a cockpipe cosmonaut, you are a shirt lifter, you dance to the beat of a different drum, you are a sausage jockey, you are a bone smuggler, you are an anal astronaut, you are a harry hoofter, you are a donut puncher, you are a marmite miner, you are a shit stabber, you are a booty buffer, you are a ring raider, you are a crafty butcher, you are a butt rustler, you bat for the other team, you are a uphill gardener, you are a rectal pioneer, you are a mattress muncher, you are a bumhole engineer, you are a urethra spelunker, you are a buttock bungler, you are a rectal conductor, you are a back-passage dipper, you are a twink fetishist, you are a sausage gagger, you are a sphincter connoisseur, you are a baguette receiver, you are a bottom feeder, you are a basket gazer, you are a uros voyeur, you are a bear chaser, you are a sheep sodomizer, you are piratical cottager.

>>94619663

"Bent ref" has always been my favourite.

>>94619590
B-Burke, is that you?

>>94612261
>any EU decisions taken on fishing
Will involve Scottish fishermen being forbidden by law from fishing Scottish territorial waters and having to watch from shore as foreigners fish them instead.

I don't even want them to shut up and go away. They'll talk themselves into their own graves.

>>94619590

Reminds me of all this deflective bullshit, but without the live audience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsMU77TwYM0

>>94619030
Don't really care for her arguments but I certainly don't want them, never have, never will

>>94619591
>Complainants also said it implied that overweight women did not take care of themselves or how they looked.

>The ASA said the advert "implied that weight loss was the only solution to her problems".

>It went on: "It therefore implied that those with insecurities about their bodies, and particularly their weight, could only achieve happiness and self-confidence through weight loss.

>"We therefore concluded that the ad presented a socially irresponsible approach to body image and breached the code."

So basically, the 'body positive' fat fuck nutters are up in arms because a weight loss diet advert implied you can become happier by not being a massive whale.

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>>94619821

;)

Shit, Neil's on lads.

BBC Two.

>>94619839
If the conservatives latch onto this subject it really could be the issue of the next election and ruin SNP.
All they need to do is show the scottish public how little SNP actually care about Scotland other than "independence" and they will crumble.

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>>94612701
R8

>>94619446
Everyone over 18 stone needs to be sent to a diet camp.

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>>94612701

How the fuck do I get a gf?

>>94619968

Today I learned that personal health responsibility was incompatible with social responsibility

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>>94620004
And then it's QUESTIOOOONS TO THE PRIME MINISTER

>>94620085
This is how people should argue for less immigration

Not stormfag fantasies of racial purges

>>94620037
Makes me wonder if anyone in the SNP want proper independence. Leaving the UK to rejoin the EU just seems like regaining independence to immediately throw it away again.

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>>94620181
ORDAAAA

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>>94619930

Peter appeared on some godawful BBC3 show. It was a bit like QT, but for politically illiterate millennials.

Classic BBC 'balance' - 98% of the panel and audience on the left.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSnNZ_SdLcY

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>120 days of snow
comfy

>>94620141
Why do you want one

>>94611726
Is winter-chan coming this year? What if all the meme energy we poured in last year is all released at once?

>>94620224
Some do. Lots of people voted leave in 2016 and Yes in 2014. A minority, clearly, but some

>>94619575
Not entirely but then neither would any system. Oil is important for more than fuel. Capitalism will embrace whatever energy source that is cheapest/highest density/fit for a given application.

>>94620299
I really want this.

>>94620268
Thank fuck bbc3 is dead, Jesus christ.

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>>94620141

You have to act. Sounds glib, but 'don't ask, don't get' is pretty accurate. Also, adopting a proactive mindset will make you more attractive, women love decisiveness.

>>94620299
I doubt we'll get 120 hours

>>94620268
I'll watch this later thanks

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I fuckin' love the Neil when he's in sarcy mode.

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I hate this woman more than Merkel and Hillary.

Why does she hold power over anyone?

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>>94620489
Fuck, wrong pic.

>>94620507
>woman

>>94620489
>>94620507
lmao

>>94620224
They just want to be independent from Westminster because it's easier to blame their problems (which are few) on those "muh rich fat cats in London".

Scotland stands to recieve a huge boost in it's income if they regain their waters from EU fisheries, we would see so many jobs being created, onshore, offshore and in the trading industry. It's a massive opportunity, fuck the SNP and fuck anyone living in scotland who votes for them

>>94620489
>>94620507
Kek

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Who else here /loves snow/?

I've been disappointed as shit with the last few winters tbhfam.

Why are rugby initiations at uni always borderline gay?

Are posh people closeted homosexuals?

>>94620489
>>94620507
kek
That icecream though.

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>>94620489
top kek

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>>94620449

Worth it if you enjoy getting furious at the stupidity of your peers.

>>94620489
>>94620507

An easy mistake, I imagine they're both in your 'unbelievable tits' folder, albeit for very different reasons.

>>94620616
I find male bonding gross 99% of the time

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>>94620616
Yep

>>94620610
Me. Comfy as fuck.

>>94620616
Rugby is as gay as it gets. Sucks being Welsh and hating rugby.

>>94620706
>I imagine they're both in your 'unbelievable tits' folder, albeit for very different reasons.
10/10 banter m8

>>94620507
>butthurt anglo

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>>94620593
>tfw
>have a 4x4
>get to laugh at normies getting stuck in snow

>>94620798
Girls at so much nicer and qt. I wish male contact and emotion were more accepted. No homo.

Trying to do work

It's giving me a headache already, fuck's sake

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>>94620853
This was for this post ffs
>>94620610

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>>94620850
>out of touch, pro-refugees, self-loathing scot

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>>94620850
>unironically being an SNP supporter

time for more may cringe "banter"

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>>94620706
Holly does have some amazing tits tho.

>>94620981
>tfw judging you

>>94621015
>unironically being an avatarfagging cock craving faggot

>>94620850
>t. (((SNP)))

>>94621041
I miss Dave`s banter tbqh
He was great.

>>94621115
For once, a Turk gets it right.

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>>94621055
>dyed hair

>>94621055
>>94620489

>here here
I do wonder why he had it in his copy and paste. Where were you sharing it to?!

>>94621115
Forget your proxy roach?

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Why don't we have many real Asian MPs?

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>>94621115
>unironically not understanding what avatarfagging is
>unironically being a t*rk

>>94621185
because there are barely any real asians here and the ones that are are probably doing something actually useful

>>94621185
They keep themselves to themselves. following our laws, keeping their traditions lowkey, staying out of politics and building chinese takeaways.

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>>94621185
We don`t have many East Asians.

>>94621185
Because there's about 10 chinks in this country and they all work in takeaways.

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>>94621121
Imagine the banter with Moggy as PM

>>94621140
thats one time more than you ever did in your life bud
>>94621176
nah, I don't feel like RPing gay today
>>94621220
at least I'm not a brit xd

>>94621308
>at least I'm not a brit xd
Just imagine not being a brit lads, I`d probably neck myself.

>JEREMY CORBYN
>mild cheers from Labour
>first thing he says is about muh "child" refugees
What an absolute joke

>>94621301
There's hundreds of thousands of them

>>94620616
Pretty much, it's very homoerotic.

At our uni they all had to lie down naked in a line like logs and take it in turns sliding over the top of eachother. I believe there was oil involved.

Another initiation had them all naked, bent over, condoms about, before at the last minute bait and switching to some other 'task', whilst they said "what, you didn't really think we were gay, did you?"

>>94621308
Quiet mehmet or fuhrer Erdogan will turn your internet off.

Imagine having to do a tour with a bleeding cunt in a metal coffin... horrifying.

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Corbyn's first comment of PMQs was welcoming the '''''child''''' '''''refugees'''''.

>May wearing a bunch of blue balls around her neck

What did she mean by this?

>>94621382
Literally never encounter them outside of takeaways or uni.

>>94621353
you must be into humiliation and masochism
>>94621393
sharial patrol is coming for you now, put that assault keyboard down and lube up for them

>>94621390
It's hilarious how they always act tough. Rugby is a shit gay sport. All rugby players should be kneecapped

>>94621185
They are scared of democracy.

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>>94621308

Where has all the wit in the Commons gone? The ageing second-hand bike salesman and the frumpy bank manager offer squat in the way of bants.

>>94611726
>>SNOW for 120 days: Shock UK winter weather forecast predicts COLDEST snap in five years

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XDuekULiTKA

The first of many. Will make the shitskins think twice about coming here

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>>94621305
PMQs would be too comfy.
I for one want Gove.

Where's everyone watching PMQs?

>>94621524
BBC parliament

>>94621475
Do you live in the countryside?

>>94621524

BBC Parliament - it's available on iPlayer.

>>94621524
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo

>>94621509
What the fuck is this

>>94621509
Slipstream moving further down south when?

>>94621502
True. Dennis Skinner is the only good one left.

>>94612499
To be fair there have been a lot of Tory shills and ironic shitposters mimicking them talking about how based May is for a while now. As I've said and will continue to say until she proves otherwise she's all talk.

>>94621597
Ayy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcparliament

/Socialism/

>>94621481
>using the sharia meme
You live in a literal caliphate roach. Now praise your president before you get purged.

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>>94621481
Pls turkroach go.

>>94621509
Winter Chan is back!

May has zero banter desu

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>>94621659

>>94621509
Really fucking hope so

I love winter so much

>>94621665
Ok, I'll go to our new capital London.
>>94621661
At least we live under our own rule and not some outside brown people's though, I hope you got some strong jaws because brown dick tends to be thick.

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Red pill me on Eamonn and Ruth

Corbyn has ruined PMQs.

Absolutely no sense of banter.

>>94621659
Is a shit tier ideology.

>end to free movement

hnng.

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/baldrickbanter/ was WEAK, Corbyn got arsed

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>>94621509

>120 DAYS

Comfy.

>>94621768
>At least we live under our own rule and not some outside brown people's though
You're living under Arabic rule with Roman law despite being from Central Asia

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>a Yemeni man told me
a n e c d o t a l

>>94621823
this has been fooling people on facebook as a genuine article when it's from viz

top lel

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>>94621768

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>>94621711

>>94621768
>own rule
Kek, you're ruled by a dictator you cuck. You literally aren't allowed to insult him or you get gangraped in prison.

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Why is braided hair so cute lads? I just want to sniff and play with it

>>94621859

"I... Uh, I... I had a look through the great philosophers... And, um... Um... SHE is... She... SHE has to be most like, um, Baldrick... You know? Baldrick from, uh, Black... BLACKadder... AHA!"

A man cannot banter on cress alone.

Angus is such a prick.

Independence for East Dorset Now?

>>94622032
This is why you'll die alone tbqh.

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>>94622032
Yeah, braided hair is cute

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May is unflappable

>tfw forgot the SNP exist
>tfw disappointed once again when Angus speaks
fml tbqh

>>94621618
For years.

>>94621923
We chose the religion and everything hundreds of years ago tho, you just got flooded with it and can't do anything about it or shlomo might put you in jail kek
>>94621968
feed me moar tears
>>94621978
it's better than getting lynched for wearing knee shorts and drinking booze in public and going to jail for insulting muslims tho

>the (g)nats trying to unravel a deeply complex, decade-old situation in Syria with their dumb, clumsy clown fingers

NEW

>>94622209
>>94622209
>>94622209
>>94622209

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>>94621781
>tfw you just want to seize the means of production

>>94622129
>Tha toaries!
>Westminster!
>Dragged out against our will!
>What about Scotland!?
Repeat ad infinitum.

>>94622212
You have a very strange definition of what better than means. Try using a non-fictional scenario btw.

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>>94622212

>>94622104
Rude

>>94622106
Lewd

>>94618768
The M25 is already a disaster.

>>94622385
I'd rather have a seat occupying faggot than risk being jailed and lynched for disrespecting Islam in a country that used to be white kek

>>94620128
I'd love to run one of them. Shouting at fatties because they sneak a pack of chocolate hobnobs in to their room would be fun.

>>94620413
This is true for most things. I just wish I could follow my own advice and stop procrastinating and then making excuses for my laziness.

>>94620489
>holly will never do that to your ice cream cone

>>94620808
Sucks liking Rugby League but not being a Northern homo.

>>94623081
British chicks are fat as shit anyway. I reckon they should replace all the chubby, pasty British guys with some hot polish chicks. How's that for a Brexit ya pack of sorry cunts