THUNDER RIVER RAPIDS GENERAL THREAD #2

Why do we care about this shit

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x-post: Maybe you cunts are confused, we're not talking about a fucking train, it was fucking this cunt.

As you can see, little fence easy to jump, train is low and safe to jump on while moving, the faggot took his gay little job waaaay too seriously and got knocked out for it

Maybe in your world you are cucks and let yourself be treated as such but not in mine.

END OF CONVERSATION

Second for no Australian niggers in this bread

>>94606860
>>94606825

Fug, too late

>>94606704
Becauses its the only happenings we get in ausfailia

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>>94606648
Malcolm did 25/10

>>94606704
You Americans can fuck off if you want. This is basically our auspol for the time being

russian spies did this

Rule 34 when?

Have the conveyer belt blush as half of the float goes in between the gaps. The bloody details of the peoples deaths can be left up to the imagination of the drawfag, but think VORE.

>>94606978
MUH RUSSIANS

>>94606968

Speaking of which, if the brits get a britpol, why don't we get an auspol?

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>mfw Thunder river rapids god killed 2 public sector fags, a single mother and a kike while sparing two children

How can Movieworld even compete?

>>94606704
I just want to know who was responsible for that atrocious conveyor design and for letting it still operate in 2016

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>>94606825
>Completely ignores what fences do (to keep people out) and jump it
>Expect not to get yelled to fuck off
Even fucking cattle can understand what fences are
>Genocide of degenerates in Australia when?

>>94606648
God: 4, shitposters: 0

Go God!

Also, here is the gruesome chinese elevator death from last bread:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=37b_1438138760

Can someone show me how the conveyor belt looks like so I can get a better understanding of how exactly they died?

>>94606825
fuck you cunts are LOOSE aye

you all get pissed that night and pat each other on the back about how fuckin sick you are m8?

>>94607043
because we're all fucking drongos and the second aus/pol/ becomes a tism shitfest like brit/pol/, everyone bails.

also unlike brit/pol/, aus/pol/ actually gets roots

HEy guys if some1 talks shit to me mates n i we fukin roll them out (only if ur wif ur mates but). if you dnt do this ur a weak cunt and a pussy

>>94607121
lol

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I bet the (((emus))) are behind this.

>https://discord.gg/EuBye
>auspol discord

>>94606825
Fuck off, no one cares about your attitude problem and hard cunt friends you fucking pindicked dwarf

>>94607121

Actually we are a loose bunch tbqh and we did have a few beers that night. I live just behind dreamworld, can literally see the tower of terror from my yard so we went to the baothouse tavern and enjoyed a few beers.

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>>94607104
well 2 drowned, so i think they ere trapped under the converbelt system
the other two got flayed by the fucking thing

>>94607212
Nah it was Malcolm Turnbull in conjunction with the (((Magpies))).

>>94607047
Bring back the fucking Police Academy stuntshow for one.

And the original Batman ride.

>>94607247
THANKS ASIO

>>94607261
nah m8 if anyone even looks at u funny u stomp the cunt, weak puszy bitch if u dont agree

>>94606825
>muh chu chu train
get rekt faggot

>>94607247
>discord
Yeah nah

>>94607332

hnggg was pretty good, what happened to the batman ride?

also the scooby doo spooky coaster is pretty good

>>94607104
might work like a bike chain, driven by the water, the raft is attached to the chain and rotates but remains on a set path

>>94607332
The original batman ride is still there and it is still shit.

Agreed for the Police Academy show

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>>94607332
>tfw that massive fireball at police academy show
>tfw batman VR ride
>tfw superman escape ride
>tfw no more lines for them because normies dont want to get decapitated

>>94607370
>scooby doo spooky coaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6zCVZfrneY

>>94607370
>scooby doo
of all the rides i'd expect to decapitate someone, and it wasnt that one

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>>94607430
>>94607456

hnggg watching police academy show with helicopter crash + fireball and guy falling off roof while you lick a mint choc top

>>94606648
If Australia wasn't a gungrabber nation this could have been avoided!

The victims would have unloaded a full clipazine from their personal Glock 1911 into the conveyor and stopped it dead in its tracks.

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>>94606968
You can have it for today senpai

>>94607370
>>94607430
They've updated the Batman ride a couple of times. Well, not so much the ride but the video footage played during the ride. The original Batman ride was based on Batman Returns where the newer ones are shit.

>>94606825
is this an australian's idea of a joke or are you actually communicating because i have no idea what you're trying to say

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CCTV FOOTAGE FUCKING WHEN

I WANT TO SEE IT

GIVE IT TO ME

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>>94607546
>tfw they replaced it with some gay stunt driver shit

>>94607507

pretty accurate rendition of the spooky coaster kek

>>94607314
Drowning is not and Injury incompatible with life, all four who died where either cut to pieces, decapitated or crushed in some manner. These injuries may have happened under water resulting in any undamaged lungs being filled with water.

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>>94606704
Malcolm Turnbull tweeted it

>>94607653
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=37b_1438138760

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You guys gonna ban all mechanical rides now?

>>94607314
Also you don't know what flaying is.

>>94607703
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=faa_1334605690

>>94607638

I enjoyed diving under the water in the original Batman ride

>>94607674

gayyyyy

>>94606825
Guys, leave this dude alone. Fetal alcohol syndrome isn't something you laugh at, we just need to find his handler.

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>>94607745
they can take my limited gun rights from my COLD DEAD HANDS

>>94607748
they got fucking mangled and their shit crushed, and it was obviously pretty bloody
maybe not flayed, but fucking ripped to pieces, judging from the size of the blankets

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>Fox news mentioned it

Oh my funking god, we're famous!

>>94607821
we know his surname is Burke, just inquire with all the disability day handling services

>>94607430
They updated the original Batman ride in 2001 to shitty 3D graphics and it sucked.

The entire ride was shut down in 2011.

>>94607268
Ohhhh siiiiick mate
You're a dog, your mates are dogs.

Live behind Dreamworld? Shouldn't be too hard to find out which automotive electricians live in that area. Won't be long.

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>>94606825
>A
>FUCKIN
>NIGGER

>>94607047
spat out my vb. top post m8.

Why does this horrific accident entertain me so much?

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Press F

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>>94608318
F

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>>94608061

Go on cunt come have a go I'd love it!

I'll even make it easy I'm posting from the FUCKING BOATHOUSE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Come see me.

>>94607507
fuck I love the big lez show.
Mike Nolan for PM

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>>94606648
17 US intelligence agencies announced that they found that it was Putin who hacked into the ride control panel and caused the crash in order to influence the Australian elections.

Is there any depth this madman won't sink to?!?!?

>>94608318
> another 2 gay australian shitposters dead

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>>94608221
you've been here too long.
also, this was the safest bloody ride in the park
my 80 year old mum ONLY goes on this ride.


>>94608219
cheers cunt

>>94608417
Ten minutes. I'm sure you'll bring your mates, so I'm bringing mine. What the fuck do you look like, dog?

How the fuck does it flip anyway? You'd literally have to go out of your way to fuck it up like that

>>94608417
post your home address, faggot
DO IT

>>94608061
>>94608040
Last name Burke
Search white pages for any suburb around Coomera
Use: >>94608417 for assistance

>>94608468
>sprays longneck of VB like I'm craig lowndes post 2006 Bathurst 1000

>>94608468
>they were friends of Sammy D, the Iranian lefty owned by China

Nothing could have gone better

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>>94606648
Final Destination 7: Trapped a Down Under

>>94608318

>gay
>most likely public servants

Nothing of value lost

>>94608540
>>94608579
>>94608508

I'm sitting here right now wearing high-viz, I'm the only one in this bar (sports bar, boat in it) sitting near the arcade games but I'm moving to the pokie room pretty soon.

>>94608579
It wouldn't be hard to find him if he's not making stuff up. He said it made the bulletin news so wouldn't be difficult

>>94608417
>Out Drinking
>Posting on /pol/
>Not inbred autism
>Not a nigger

Pick 2

who the fuck cares every thread from now to nov 8th should be f ocused on trump and how to get trump elected, reported thread for not being political

>>94608765
Hello there retard, can you walk and chew bubble gum?

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So whats she got the scooper for guys?

>>94606936
Looks like Draco Malfoy in the thumbnail.

>>94608579
>Implying Im going to drive from the middle of NSW to bash some fag in Poofsland
Nah someone else can do it

>>94608765
Fuck you, shitposter.
If Trump had been running that theme park only trans-PoCs would have been minced.

>>94608717
where is here you retard.
i know you've got shit for brains, but when you call your homo's you dont say, "im here durrr"
chicken shit is too scared to go public

>>94608417
Your funking dead cunt, I just knocked off work and I'm coming there to beat your funking head in with my mates.

Gremlins Ride with Beetlejuice > Scooby Doo Ride

>>94608417
Can I come have a beer with you mate? Im not like the other poof here and Id be happy to knock out some gronks with you. Afterwards we can break into dreamworld?

>>94608955
>>94608945

I'm at the boathouse tavern, gonna be having a few beers, probably playing pokies for a bit and then having a parmy in the bistro so feel free to join me if you want to punch on or just chill

>>94608717
Is /pol/ the new Grindr?

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>>94608870
TWD season premier

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Deserved it for trying to dissent against the state.

>>94608870
Obviously netting a few fish in the billabong

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>>94609020

i know you don't have any friends and sit at home all night in your mum's house but real guys hang out with other guys without any gay stuff going on.

>>94608977

Sure, come on down, where you coming from lad?

>>94609006
let me make this easy for you, this is where i LIVE.
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/3+Prebend+St,+Bedford+MK40+1QN/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x4877b6cefab67573:0xe37010b8454a7d1a?sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiUk5mg__fPAhVIJMAKHXwcBREQ8gEIGzAA
now where do you live?

>>94609006
I'm at the parkwood tavern, gonna be having a few beers, probably playing pokies for a bit and then having a parmy in the bistro so feel free to join me if you want to punch on or just chill

>>94608717
Come outside you fucking maggot, lets go

>>94609135

I can come to the parky tavern if you want.

Can you walk from the tram?

>>94609146

Where are you?

>>94609006
>>94609020
>Is /pol/ the new Grindr?
IKR? I was all down for the bants and shitposting, leave it to the inbred nigger to turn it into a gay play date.

>>94609078
t. The guy who drinks alone and plays pokies

>>94609196
Where do you live you chicken shit nigger

>>94609205

What is wrong with a quiet after work drink and chucking a few hundo through the polka dots?

>>94609184
yeah if you stop at the uni hospital

>>94609006
does your name start with C?

>>94609279
Pokies and drinking alone are both degenerate activities.

>>94609121
that place looks depressing

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>>94608729
K.Burke - 17 Yaun St Coomera QLD 4209

Its his address because you can see Dream World from there.

>>94609055
>Brexit has damaged far more than they say
That's funny, they have to keep their own people under governments control

>>94609292

Do I need to buy a ticket?

>>94609340

No lad

>>94609354

Oh ok, sorry to hear that

>>94609246

Not hard to figure out, I live behind dreamworld, there is literally only 1 housing area behind dreamworld between it and the marina.

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>>94609279
>shitposting on 4chan
>claim to be in a bar playing poker
sure thing chicken shit.

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>>94609020
This is why we dont have aus/pol/ generals

This is the most fucking Australian thread I've ever seen

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>>94609292
>>94609196
>>94609146
Drones in 20

>>94609418
if you dont want a $250 fine when the gay cunts ask for it but i dont think you read what i wrote correctly when you compare it to yours

>>94609418
your too scare to post your home address i see.
come back when you grow a pair

>>94608417
posting in epic bread, fuck me this is gonna be comfy

>>94609505
Have they got the new dominos delivery drones up?

strewth

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>>94609423

oh sorry lad pokies means poker machines, kinda like your fruit machines.

Here I am now, waiting for you lads to come git me.

>>94609518
see>>94609395

>>94609606
the only good one is the gold miner one

>>94609516

You should come to the boathouse lad

Also do you get fines often? I've never been fined in my life not even a speeding ticket, what if you can't pay it on the spot ie dont have $250?

>>94609606
one last (you) for the sad white nigger.

you cunts better settle the fuck down

>>94609395
you can see dream world from most places in coomera dumbass

>>94609442
you must be new, mate
these are up neary every second night.

fucking mondays suck though

>>94609734
people are making buttbuddies in leu of a tragic incident for the gay community

arent you progressive, anon?

>>94609606
we're not playing hide and seek nigger, this is beyound a game.
>nigger thinks playing on a slot machine is poker

you hide coward, you hide

>>94608417
Wew lad you fucked up big time fuck face

>>94608508
>>94608579
>>94608955
Get'em and post pics after you stomp this niggers head in!

>>94609686
Queen of the Nile > all

I've literally gave all of your mothers pokies if you catch my drift.

>>94609606
'Oh no, better hide near the cameras!'
Faggot. Outside.

>>94609606
hahahaha you fucking nigger

>>94609687
i dunno they put it against some form of registration or something so you have to pay by a due date
boathouse is too far cant be fucked

>>94609686

fucking hate that one, not even hyperlinked so no chance of a huge win

>>94609641
i want it to come out of the horses mouth, i want him to man up, and stop being such a chicken shit

>>94609813

get fucked cunt

>>94609846
Nah mate that machine is trash

>>94608526
Rope came off, got stuck in the conveyor

>>94609879

Can I come over to you ;] and maybe get some guzman and watch some netflix n chill?

>>94609886
its the only one that give me payouts

>>94609963
Fuck off cunt, QotN gives mad payouts.

>>94609873
that guy is a waste man, might aswell leave him, he must feel pretty small by now.

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>>94609963

Red Baron or fugging nuthing

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>mfw seeing someone threaten to beat a funking head in with their mates

>>94609971
nah i dont swing that way mate

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>>94609606
You ain't worth it cunt, I'll save the king hits for schoolies.

What are the chance Burke?

>>94609971
Guzman is garbage, mate

>>94610118

come on lad, live a little, you might enjoy it.

ill buy you some guzman, they got one up at the uni now.

>>94610044
Its all good, he cant stay in there forever.

>>94606648

>Four people die
>This is considered a happening in Australia

fugging geg :DDDD

>>94610158

Post photo from the outside then, prove you're here, because I'm here (as proved by my multiple pics and vidyas)

>>94610154

Why don't you like it?

>>94610038
Nah that machine is fucked, chance of winning is fucking bs cunt

>>94610109
congrats mate, you're witnessing drunk cunts on a wednsday night

a cultural marvel, seppo

>>94610185

To be fair, you guys went on and on about alton towers legs being cut off .

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>>94610055
>shitposting on 4chan
>drinking alone
>playing on slot machines
>not even proud enought to repersent
where did it all go so wrong for you

What happened?
Im late to the happening

What the fuck are you autistic cunts going on about with this boat pub fucking hell CUNT

>>94610156
mate don't make faggots look we're some desperate whore tryna get straight lads

>>94610185
>muslims blow up various trains and buses
>keep calm and carry on
>subscribe to more cuck porn

>>94610214
Spic food doesnt agree with me

>>94610055
nah mate only 1 machine is worth playing and thats the gold rush digger one

>>94610214
Someone go beat this fucking neck beards, neck and beard in!!!!

I thought aussies had balls?

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>And forever the thread about dreamland turns into a who bashs who thread
Good thread

>>94610251

Only because one of the amputees was a qt

>>94610311

Terrorism is a small price to pay for the wonders of diversity. Learn to live with it.

>>94610158
fuck his car up!
ketchup and tampons all over the windscreen
pop the tires
and key the bastard

>>94610156
yeah i know they have one at the uni i attend it. if you want dick go to culture kings theyre all fags there

>>94610260

Mid-teens, father died, mother hit the drink, I was directionless for a while.

>>94610308

But we are..

>>94610313

Do you shit it out rather rapidly?

>>94610322

Yuck.

>>94610338

They're all pussies, lad, I am 6'2" and 110kg so they will not want to try me.

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>>94610322
>playing pokies in the first place
>not just charming the pants off a slant eyed qt blackjack dealer at jupiters

>>94610227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-6SXfa256U

>>94610214
where do you live boy.
are you scared mummy and daddy will find out what a little prick you are?

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>>94610466
>But we are..
fug

>>94610453

What even is culture kings? I always see cunts walking around with CK shopping bags but I thought it was a barber shop? what iti s?

>>94610466
> 6'2" and 110kg
so you're a fat gay cunt 19 year old

>>94610453
>claims not to be gay
>knows where all the gays hang out

What did he mean by this guys?

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>>94610233
it's not even Friday you degenerates
for shame

>>94610548

carn have a go you cunt :)

and yes I am quite fat with a small enough cock.

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>>94610518
nah mate, this shitcunt is making us look bad

>>94610466
>I was directionless for a while.
you still are, KYS nigger
i had my father die infornt of me from cancer, we deleted the photos on the run up to his death, its not how we should remeber him

>>94610419
You're more of a faggot than he is. Who fucks with somebody's car?

>>94610634

He was a poofter anyway probably got cancer of the anus from taking too many big cocks up it and letting them creampie him .

>>94610651
This!

Only dickless pieces of shit fucks with another mans car.

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>>94610601
you're not selling yourself well, mate

>>94610561
luckily im at home drinking with a mate.

>>94610688
good post

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There was a black kid who got decapitated by the Batman Ride (Is this Kino?) after he jumped a fence and tried to retrieve his hat that had fallen. More than 8 years ago. This was also the golden years for /b/ and YTMND. The memes were funny as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tHZk-xIdN8 [Embed]

The News story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMtRLjCbOds [Embed]

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>>94610848
>six flags

>>94610688
>austrilain education
stop projecting your gay fantasy from your family twig.
being austrilian means your a fuck up in the first place. your a disgrace to the flag and your people.

>>94610525
some gay shit clothing/barber store
>>94610549
its called being a local, you learn to know where shit is.

Ok guys, got him. He wont be talking any more shit.

i got called a racist in Newtown today

>>94611032

Show me your boipucci

>>94611165

Still here lad, you're still at home.

>>94607332
& the Gremlins ride.

My mum screamed all the way through the Batman ride, it was 20 years ago so it did seem high tech and new, but not scary.

>>94611165
Suck his dick, mate

>>94611211
Look to your left

>>94611186
what did you do

>>94611211
>>94611225
fuck off cunts
reee why do i have to be gay

>>94611211
doesn't make you anyless of a nigger

>>94611186
Usyd?

>>94611186
what did you do

>>94611186

Could've been worse- could've been Greggs

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>>94611278

Some silly superstitious woman covering the last column and rubbing it for luck.

>>94611312
i think being gay was a crime when we were rounding them up and sending them too austrila

>>94611186
tell us what happened lad

>>94611211
I wont tell them what you told me, but jesus dude. Open sobbing on your knees whilst fumbling for my belt buckle is a huge turn on for me. How did you know?

>>94611426
One of my ancestors was shipped out here for stealing clothes. Not even kidding.

>>94611461
someones gonna get bugger'd

>>94607507
My god I remember going on that when I was like 13, literally shit my pants

>>94611552
>>94611426
She was a chick though. She got 7 years for that

>>94611218

Hnggg the gremlins ride was so good

and the Wild West

>>94611602

mmm I bet you had a cute little willy

>>94611301
>>94611351
>>94611376
>>94611412
>>94611435
I went to Newtown

>>94611211
fuck ur gay cunt hahaha

>>94611614
im going to stop here before i insult the whole of austrila due to one little homosexual nigger

>>94611186
>didn't give a koorie outside the IGA a dollar 'for tha bus'
>"fucken racist white dawg"

if you're still in newtown get to the marly for a beer
if you're a younglib from usyd come get your head checked

I'm the cunt in hi-vis w/glasses

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>tfw no bf to die with

>>94611802
Faggot

>>94611811

oh no young socialist/labor detected

>>94611744
ye but why

>>94608594
KEK

>>94611929
because i was in Newtown

>>94611984
in Newtown?

>>94610615
>I love that pic! I saving it like an Ozzy would.
>inb4 It's Ausy cunt.

Can someone please post proof of terrorism/false flag or could all the shitposters please disperse to other threads, people are talking about how Australia must have been nuked as it's so quiet! Canada will take the crown back!

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>>94609606
Are you still here? I'm in the bistro tavern area

>>94611860
yes you are, like the majority of aussys in this thread.
I see why you don't have an aus/pol/ now

>Several allegations of serious safety issues at the Dreamworld theme park have emerged as investigators probe a ride malfunction that killed four adults, including two mothers who died in front of their young children.

A raft carrying six people crashed into another raft as it reached the top of a wooden conveyor belt on the Thunder River Rapids ride on Tuesday afternoon, causing it to flip over backwards and crush or drown its occupants.

Two children miraculously survived in what police described as "the providence of God".

On Wednesday, Queensland specialist engineers and scientific police turned their investigation to all aspects of the 30-year-old water ride, including machine components, maintenance logs, ride engineering and the theme park's policies and procedures.

Lawyers say they are bracing for several lawsuits that may cripple the park's existence and exacerbate the massive hit looming for the Gold Coast's international tourism industry, which is heavily reliant on its theme parks.

Fairfax Media has uncovered several claims of serious safety mishaps, including revelations that the Thunder River Rapids ride had malfunctioned twice in three days, leaving riders stranded for up to half an hour and raising questions over whether the amusement, which opened in 1986, had passed its use-by date.

Gold Coast nurse Teresa, who asked for her surname to be withheld, suffered bruises and rope burn on her arm when she was forced to catch her son mid-air at the end of the ride on March 19.

"There is a point in the ride ... just before you go up the conveyor belt where you hit a rougher part of the water and you get a jolt," she said. "Sometimes that jolt makes you bounce off your seat. On this day we hit the water so hard that it forced my son up from his seat and his seat belt became undone. My friend and I caught him mid-air and put him back in his seat."

From Sydney Morning Herald since linking them here seems to fuck up.

>>94612027
>>94611984
Newtown

More like gaycapitalofsydneytown

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Interview on 7:30, she says
>He was all for workplace diversity and equality
Dreamworld doing their part in creating a Dream World

>>94612102
Don't know why i accidentally quoted that first line.

>>94612083
fuck you on about cunt

>>94612097
a concurrent aus/pol/ would be fucking disgusting mate

this thread's a perfect example of it

>>94612181
>Not quoting all of the lines

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>>94612159
There's more to go into the meat grinder, mate

>>94612159
Dreams are incompatible with life.

>>94612094
>no images on reverse search
Kek another anon is at the tavern

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>>94612102
THE RIVER DEMANDS BLOOD

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>>94612250
stick to counter shit posting leafs and trolling aussy, its what your good at.
stick to what you know, and i dont mean; murder rape and theift

I'm at the pub mate where are you? Come to this part >>94612094

>>94612094
Take a selfie together sucking each other off

>>94612554
Holy shit

An Aus pol meet up

Put me in the screenshot

>>94612554

You here to punch on?

Is Australia as horrible as this thread?

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>>94612537
yeah nah, fuck you Jahans
i'll do what i want mate, im 115

>>94612720
No.

it's been taken over by gay cunts

>>94612720
Worse than you can even imagine

>>94612720
Only in qld/nsw/wa

>>94612787
kys melbourne

>>94612681
We can throw if you want but I was going to take you up on guzman. Hurry before I order a parma

>>94612787
what kind of retarded name is New South Wales?

>>94612554
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>94612841
t. darwin

Question for all the aussie cunts:
How attractive is the average lad there?
Should I assume all of the gay aussies posting itt are fat or what

>>94612841
>melbourne
Yeah, no.

>>94611879
construction worker sick of silver spoon fuckheads detected***

>>94610144
You going to the goldie?

>>94612881

What are you wearing? Still in the bar?

>yfw they literally couldn't get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride

>>94612881
-.- they are there to fuck.

>>94612911
average aussie bloke isn't attractive

>tfw good looking mediterranean

gonna fuck some aussie tinder slut tonight

>>94612885
The kind that cant even keep its state capital open for business

>>94612944
>>94612881
Fuck off to grindr faggots

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>>94612911

>>94612944
Yeah. Dark shirt with jeans, short hair

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>>94612968

>>94613102

Alright i had left but can be back within 5 mins. Dtf?

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>>94612911
I look like pic related, but with blonde hair and bright hazel eyes

>>94613193
Knew you were a pussy ;)

>>94613002
oh

>>94613094
he looks p good tbqfhwymgl

>>94613193
>had left
wahahahahahaha chicken shit did a runna

>>94613246
>>94613249

Alright cunt im on my way better be ready to throw the hands 5 mins meet me in the carpark by the bottle o

>>94613248
that's the average aussie lad who isnt corrupted by Mediterranean or leb genes

>>94613327
>>94613246
Brown you getting baited so hard

>>94613002
How's it going Tostee mate? Good to hear you're free mate.

>>94613327
you guys are meeting to fuck, you heard you were going to get your arse plow'd and came running back for some bum fun!

>>94613423

I'm indeed a bottom :)

>>94613327
>>94613423
remember to post pics
get drunk and have fun lads

>>94613492
being this beta, i hope you both get aids

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>>94613492
>6ft2 110kg
>bottom

>>94613492
Remember that Australia is a prison.

Don't drop the parma

>>94613591

Absolutely.

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>>94613377
kek

>>94609686
NUGGET NED OR PETER PANNEr DON'T BE A STINGY CUNT GIVE US THE FREE GAMES

If I don't see a fucking bloody corpse at the end of this I will be disappointed.

>>94609886
The trick is to go Max bet but okay one line - when the feature happens it pays out hard.

>>94606825
>must defend ego to anons on the hyperweb
Kek. This guy.

>>94613826

Cant see him in the carpark assuming he left or found that photo online

fucking hell, are all aussys homo beta gamblers

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>>94613327
Lol you fucking bitch pussy. Found him, he was wearing hi-vis

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>>94613725
>>94613827
Yesss, yess good goyim keep losing all your money

>>94613826
this
from either side

>>94613916
Did you get your parmy

>>94612159
B-Based meat grinder?

>>94613916
i want to believe

>>94613916
Pls be real

Finally we get our own poo in loo thing, QUEERS IN GEARS

>>94614171
the filenames check out

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>>94613916
Noice

NEW BREAD

>>94614242

NEW BREAD

>>94614242

NEW BREAD

>>94614242

what is the right wing verssion of a SJW?
fascist justice warroir?

>>94613916
I hope he's not dead, I was stating to feel for him. Must be hard being a gay tradie on the jew coast

Jesus fucking Christ Australia is the worst

>>94613916

Is that really how Australians dress? Almost as bad as Americans.

>>94614353
We are many things, stylish is not one of them.

Fuck lads legged it out of there some lady came out saying she called the cops. Was worth it though, driving home now

>>94606978
Fuck off it was those kiwi cunts

>>94614596
You still haven't told us what happened. For all we know, he's curled up in a post-coital coma, dreaming about daddy.

>>94610055
More chilli and wheres the gold is where its at

>>94614812
kek

Whose /illawarra/ here

>>94614950
PICCADILLY CENTRE REPORTING IN - LEND US A KEBAB MATE

>>94615023
But south of the gong mate. Is the hostel any good there was gonna crash there after town

Man I can't imagine being a kid on some easy going boat ride and bop, your mother, uncle and 2 others go over board and immediately turn into a gory pool of blood

>>94607507
What a fucking classic video

>>94615169
The government should use the CCTV footage in their next round of 'You Will Not Be Settled Here' advertisements.

>>94613916
lol

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>>94613916
So you managed to knock out that guy, make a picture of him and post it here in less than 30 seconds. I call for bullshit.

WHO'S GOT THE CTHULU PIC?


4 PANEL SHOWING THE ACIDENT?