Brit/pol/ - Get in the back of the van edition

A night at the theatre tonight. Shakespeare. Only one person in the entire audience was black, an elderly gentleman. A few Indians and Chinese, but you could count them on one hand.

About a third of the cast were black. Why do theatre companies do this?

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fucking hell lads

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>>94566120

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>>94566364
Nuttall with Raheem deputy

>>94566297
>black hamlet
>black julius caesar
>black romeo
fucking hell, google needs to die

>>94566120
Because most people in the arts are very left wing, unfortunately. If they don't hire a disproportionately large amount of minorities then they don't think they are doing their bit to correct the historical injustices they think the white race has made. Fortunately there are still a few rightwing people, I for one am learning oil painting, I'm not great at the moment but I hope to be able to make paintings that you can sink into, unlike so much of what is considered modern art.

>Fury as Tesco boss demands open borders after Brexit
WTF! I hate Tesco now!

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M O S L E Y

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>>94566234

My politifu is off work at home with depression. Get well soon Issy. We're all thinking of you.

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>>94566658
Some of the comments.

Borders open he says.

Is this so Tesco can still do zero hours?

>>94566554

I could understand one or two, especially in roles like Othello, but this was literally a full third or so, with one of the main characters with a white family. He was meant to be an illegitimate son and went with a whole BBC angle as to why the women wanted him.

>>94566946
Cheap labour of course. If brexit harms Tesco I wouldnt call it a bad thing.

>>94566946
Shopping at asda from now on lads.
Gonna cut up my clubcard when I get home.

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I've only had a few ales, ociffer.

>>94567305
u wot m8?

>>94567305
>filesize
>upsidedown

>>94567442
Because fuck you, that's why.

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Cheerful Mosley

>>94567530
>I was only pretending to be retarded.

>>94567599
Well meme'd, freindo.

>written a radio script
>mfw the beeb will turn me down because im not a crippled trans nig

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Double Mosley

>Europe’s traditional left is in a death spiral. Even if you don’t like the left, this is a problem
>this is a problem
Rip :^)

>>>94565261

>he has his own money and can't be bribed

The jury is still out on that until we actually see his tax returns.

>He also said that social media had failed in the ambition of their creators because people only got fed information that they wanted and did not get introduced to new things, but people are challenged on kikebook and twitter quite often.

And they mostly get shouted down/ignored by their respective echo chambers. Try and criticise Trump (constructively) in the gen thread. I'm not really too big into twatter so I'm only making assumptions in regards to that.

>He gave the arab spring as another example of where social media had failed us, but then he just glossed over the arab spring in Tunisia which had been successful.

True, it is performing well despite tourism getting fucked up by terrorism fallout.

>His documentaries always have interesting little bits of history in them, but the problem is that they are sewn into an incoherent patchwork to support an badly researched narrative.

I agree. The description of a drunken multi-dozen wiki tab binge is apt at times. The fun part is always the unintended consequences of shit, generally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1bX3F7uTrg

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Meme Mosley

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Fucking clothes airer has tangled up into a mess of god knows what

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>94567980
stop posting random mosleys, you're no better than the spammer

>>94568073
Take a pic

>>94567896
I think we agree on most things.

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>>94568093
Posin Mosley

>>94568073
I guess you could say it was a clothes error

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Fucking kek.

Mods actually did a nice job in here. Played mods. Truly gods.

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Why did Lord Dubs create an amendment to allow "child" refugees into the UK?

What is his religion?

>>94568235
Post more Moselys, lad.

>>94568235
STOP GIVING ME SO MANY FEELS

PLEASE BRING BACK THIS TIME

>>94568073
>>94568174
>Take a pic
Seconded.

I recall the old wooden ones that used to collapse and trap your fingers.

>>94567248
Asda aren't any better. Owned by Wallmart.

If you want to avoid the corporatist Jew, shop local.

Go see your local butcher, grocer etc. Yeah it's less convenient but they have better produce.

>>94568304
((()))

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Why did Creasy have to be left wing?

She's cute.

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>>94566500
Nuttall with Bloom deputy

Anyone elses facebook playing up lads?

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>>94568304
>>94568311
Rare Mosley

>>94568386
Are Lidls and Aldi OK?

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>>94568304

>>94568336
It's the same sort but metal. collapses OK but pulling it back out again is a mess with parts that looks like they don't belong in there.

>>94568267

Proppa banta

>>94568386
I suspect that ironically, the local green grocer has had his fruit and veg picked by immigrants!

Sods law.

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>>94568235
We need a charismatic lord or something to lead us. Where the fuck is the aristocracy. One of them needs to sacrifice their comfy lives for the tribe.

Alright lads

>>94568613
shit xd

>>94568565
>saved from the nazis
>repays us by wrecking our nation
These people deserve death.

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And Jess Phillips.

>she will never be your gf

Why even live?

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>>94568608
Marching Mosley

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>>94568702

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Thoughts on Raheems policies?

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How come he's still an MP?

Why didn't he resign?

>>94568304
>Why did Lord Dubs create an amendment to allow "child" refugees into the UK?

To checkem through immigration

>>94568336
A few years back when I was in uni we had a guy get tangled up in a clothes horse. Had to get the fire brigade in to cut him out.

>>94568722

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that, but I would not touch that with a ten foot bargepole m8.

>>94568722
I never noticed how large her chin looks. Is she related to the Crimson Chin?

>>94565988
>
>Berlin 1900 in colour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m9A8mY-U0 [Embed] [Embed]

>SAS(operation Baras)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI_9A3TrT4E [Embed] [Embed]

Why?

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What did Keith mean by this facial expression?

>>94568866
ke
The shame.

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Comfy Mosley

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>>94568591
>>94568722
>>94568849
>>94568956
has the spammer returned?

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>>94568073
Lucky escape

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>>94568928
Fuck off, tripfag.

>>94569003
I wouldn't have to return if you faggots stopped posting unaesthetic videos in the op.

>>94569003
Looks like it.

More ban evasion.

MODS!

>>94568536
Lol no.

Those are products of the EU, both German.

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Who's your favourite MP?

>>94569076
not you rimmer, it's some autist who spams pictures of random politicians

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>>94569084
I didn't get banned though. Janny filed for ban but got denied ;^)

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Punished Mosley

>>94569003
What? N-no. I'm not a spammer. ;_:

"leave me alone"

>>94569209
Fuck off rimmer.

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>>94569034
>Mummy, how did daddy die?

>>94568602
Quite possibly, but I know my local butcher and have been around farms as a part of my education.

The meat side at least is salt of the earth British farmers trying to make a living.

>>94569034
These things are more dangerous than we thought?

>>94566554
Post paintings plz.

>>94569034
Bizarre death of anon poster when attempting to photograph a clothing horse.

Last known words were "reeeeeee"

>>94567305
Drinking is shit

>>94568464
She's Blairite scum

>>94568847
1. Meaningless and won't happen
2. Good, but all religion needs to go
3. If you mean stop invading countries then ok
4. Fine
5. Yeah it's mostly shit atm and doesn't help the truly needy
6. Meaningless conservative tripe
7. Nope
8. Good
9. I agree the BBC needs to change but that seems a bit drastic

>>94568885
She'd probably rip your balls off

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Look how beautiful she is, lads.

>>94569255
What? You're name is Rimmer, why are you calling me 'rimmer'?

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Purposeful Mosley

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>>94568807
Soon.

>>94568336
Like the old heavy ironing boards.

>>94569159
Has anyone noticed Rimmer usually ends up with a blue ID? It's like pottery.

If the thread is comfy tonight, some news. I've decided to fuck off back to Africa for a couple years work. Think I might settle. I'm not sure why the white bits of Africa feel more like home than Britain.

>>94569034
He was hung out to dry.

>>94569401
Because you always impersonate me.

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Cheeky Mosley

>>94569401
In our way, we are all Rimmer.

>>94569550
Does the daily threat of wild nigger rape excite you?

>>94569652
worst voice I've ever heard

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>>94568847
Which of 'Raheems' policies for Britain aren't already UKIP policy? I've seen all of those things proposed multiple times by UKIP.

>>94568847
Pretty based. But even so I don't think a paki can win the white working class.

>>94569732
UKIP's vote is lower middle class and lumpenproles.

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>>94569601
Sorry, lad. I don't even know who you are. Are you famous around here or something?

>>94569684
Oddly if you're sensible Africa is pretty comfy. Sure I've nearly died a few times but that actually makes life a lot more fun. It's nice to feel like a man.

I'm sure there's a rape joke in there somewhere.

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Speaking Mosley

>>94569704
Suzanne Evans is against most of them and she will be backed by Nuttall when he inevitably bows out.

Doubting Kassam's claim to UKIP leadership is to call Arron Banks wrong.

>>94569601
This is not Rimmer, his ID starts with F

>>94569831
This guy is Rimmer and he's using the same pics that he spammed the other thread with just with a different nam

SO MODS CAN YOU BAN HIM FOR BAN EVASION holy crap how hard is it.

>>94569831
OUT

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>>94569284
Okay, this is one in progress, and it is only my second landscape ever.

It's a winter canal scene

>>94569831
Famous for his autism. We named him rimmer so we'd have something to call him that was shorter than "that cunt who autistically rages about videos in the op"

>>94569768
>lumpenproles
yeah, woke proles vote for Labour, who want to flood the job market with foreigners so corporations don't have to pay decent wages.

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>https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/25/exclusive-leaked-recording-shows-what-theresa-may-really-thinks-about-brexit

We knew, at least got that right straight away.
>tfw you nations hands are bound by whether Trump gets elected or not.

>>94570012
I wouldn't autistically rage about the videos if you autists didn't keep posting them in the OP, how hard is that to understand?

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>>94570024
I made that meme ages ago, haha.

Shame it's a thumbnail.

>>94570012
Here is a rare clip of him with his mother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI

>>94570024
>you nations hands are bound by whether Trump gets elected or not.
What nations hands are bound?

>>94569953
not going to lie lad, it looks like it was done by a kid

>>94569953
I like the water. Trees need a little work but you're clearly coming along nicely.

>would not get into arts school cause a second holocaust with/10

(Really though it's not bad)

>>94569397
>Meaningless conservative tripe
It's not meaningless. Our kids aren't being taught their own heritage. No one else in the world is being taught it. No one else in the world is going to curate that heritage. It's our duty. It's literally the most important thing in identity forming. We're just producing endless hordes of multicultural drones. Actually wait. I just realised you're a drone yourself.

>>94570191
DELET THIS

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>>94570253

>>94570017
you could stop all immigration tomorrow and businesses would still undercut and hold down wages wherever possible, makes no difference. the effect can only be countered by strong unions and rigorous working class action to force the hand of business

>>94569953
We're all gonna make it brah.

>>94570024
>Remain supporter gives mild endorsement of the EU
Damn... really makes me think. What would we do without the graun?

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>>94569934
Stick some money on him them m8, he's tumbled to 7/1 since Paul announced that he's running (he's at a comfortable 1/3)

>>94565988
putin confirms new cold war brits
>>94568786
>>94568786
>>94568786
>>94568786

>>94570131
Smeg off Rimmer.

>>94570140
That's a GELF

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>>94569652
See what you lads have done we can't even have our fantasies anymore because you're a bunch of tattletales.

Good job, autists. We now have a mod watching Brit/pol/ completely unaware of Brit/pol/ culture.

>>94570328
The brainwashing is working lads

>>94570328
>t. Jezza

>>94570328
Absolute bollocks. Did that work for the miners? Business don't give a fuck. They'll just advertise in Somalia.

>>94570191
Did autists act like this in victorian times? Or did they have the autism beaten out of them?

>>94570440
You deserve it rimmer.

>>94570265
>>94570365
Thanks, like I say, it's not done. There will be more colour in the trees on the right, weeds coming off of the side of the grass, better shading on the bridge and also some rust.

>>94570412
REEEEE why does Spain have to support Russia? Hope we go for perfidious neutrality now.

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Energetic Mosley

>>94570328
>stopping immigration wouldn't completely solve the problem
>therefore we shouldn't stop immigration

>>94570497
>Did that work for the miners

No. Unions were too cowardly. Should've called a general strike at the minimum. As well as the usual class traitors in the police and government. The miners strike was pure class warfare, and the capitalists won.

>>94570537
Either it's "eccentricity" or a trip to bedlam.

If you want an interesting evenings reading, I've a book somewhere on Britain's greatest eccentrics.

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>>94569953
The trees reflection looks a bit like a menorah lad

>>94570412
Why the fuck aren't we allied with Russia? Fucking jews. Why do our leaders give them the time of day?

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I want her to stick a slice of bread up her cunt for me to eat 24 hours later.

>>94570557
You're confusing me, m8. Your name is Rimmer but you're calling me Rimmer. I don't understand.

>>94570676
>or a trip to bedlam
How old are you anon?

>>94570402
Oh no, because I don't think Kassam will be leader, I just think it should be. It'll be Evans.

>>94570412
Trump needs to win

>>94570672
>>>>>/leftypol/

>>94570634
Bridge needs a little tidy but I can see merit in it already. Where are you going to add the squadron of Spitfires strafing godzilla? Or maybe the Martian fighting machines vs TOG II*s?

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>>94570670
You can. But to base anti-immigrant sentiment on wage depression is specious. Even the mentality of job competition and "labour markets" is a feature of the flawed economic system we live under.

>>94570676
Requesting name of the book please

>>94570672
There's no such thing as class warfare anymore. The capitalists have decided it's easier just to replace you all with shitskins who don't have the collective intelligence to complain. And you lot are enabling them.

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Compositional Mosley

>>94570652
>perfidious iberia

>>94570797
We all know you're the cunt who splits and spams threads and pretends to be me. Stop it you're giving me a bad reputation you autist.

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>>94570771
It's an improvement over my first one
(I know this one is shit)

>>94571026
Whatever, m8. You're getting filtered, you're being stupid.

>>94570904
We're anti-immigrant because they ain't fucking anglos. There just also happen to be a lot of practical reasons why immigration is shit and we hate it.

>>94571028
Actually prefer this one lad. The vegetation looks sort of Van Gogh-y

Brit/pol/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ZGexY

JRM pls return : ^ (

>>94568386
Still, atleast the asda representatives aren't clamouring and throwing their weight around as if they own the bloody market.

If I have to shop at waitrose, so be it.

>>94571165
Stop spamming your mi5 honeypot

>>94570813
We did this last night anon. I'm at least 197 but record keeping back then wasn't the greatest.

>>94570906
I'd have to get out of my bed to find it but...https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1848872488/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_14_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=PAE40VZRM3VQ9C0W9XRV

>>94571028
You have more colour in the reflection than in the sky.

And THIS 100% >>94571139
>The vegetation looks sort of Van Gogh-y
I was going to say the same myself.

Lads I'm extremely tempted to puck up smoking again

Should I just go for it? Got nothing to stay alive for anyway

>>94571028
This is pretty good, only thing I'd say is you need to work on painting little fluffy clouds.

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>>94571028
Aesthetic skyline and nice tessellation on the ripples

>>94571235

Once a thread m8. Old one was gassed earlier for unknown reasons.

>>94569953
Anon this is really lovely, I don't really like the reflection of the tree but the left edge of the painting looks pretty realistic with the sky in the background. Did you paint the sky? It really gives a comfy feeling.

I can also see the massive improvement from this
>>94571028

Looking forward to see your future paintings ^___^

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>>94571291
Yes, you should start smoking again.

>>94569422
Jesus fucking christ.

Nothing makes my dick more hard then that picture

>>94569953

I really like the theme, an think the dreary colors actually help make the scene appear very wintery.

However there is not enough contrast on the grassy hills. I mean, I can see you used multiple colors, but it looks like a blob of multiple shades of green and yellow. Try adding something to break up the monotony a bit: Maybe a couple kids playing by the bank, someone walking, maybe a couple trees, maybe a rusting car...Who knows!

That aside, I like this painting. It feels like winter in a way that doesn't make it overly obvious (with snow and xmas trees and the like).

>>94571028
You're very good at water and sky. Bushes look like sponges though.

I still think it'd be improved by a dozen Minotuars facing off against a company of hussars but that's just me.

>>94571252
>We did this last night anon
We did? I don't think you were talking to me.
I was just surprised at your use of Bedlam, not many youngsters would know of it.

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>>94570846
>it

Freudian slip there lad?

>>94571291
if you do it, please do it inside. being stuck behind a smoker is fucking disgusting

>>94571291
smoke a pipe, if you're going to ruin your lungs you might as well do it classily

>>94571396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wWTlnvWy-A

>>94571028
>saying "I know its shit" when its blatantly not

hello

>>94571496
Oh nah, just poor grammar, should've added 'him' after the "I just think it should be".

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Wodehouse Mosley

>>94571555
Why are they vowing to obey Hitler? He was just a person, he made mistakes. They should be vowing to serve the nation.

>>94571390
Thank you very much.

I'm not sure the photo gives the best impression but yeah I did paint the sky, it's meant to be very overcast so it's meant to be one big cloud, that's why there isn't any clear sky. I'm going to start work on the right edge soon, going to add a few shades of autumn colours.

>>94571461
I'd love to add more surreal elements to my paintings but I am going to try and get the realism part of it nailed down a bit more, otherwise it will just look like a weird shitty painting.

>>94571482
I'm a pretty widely well read thirty year old.

Sorry I always think there's only about eight folk on the night shift.

Does anyone have the Farage Stormzy shoop?

>>94566783

Fucking Aryans

>>94571873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

>>94571886
Who says it's surreal? You're just documenting history that no one wrote down.

Anyway keep it up lad. You're actually pretty decent at it.

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>>94571028
I prefer this one, keep up the good work m8.

>>94571252
thanks

>>94571942

They contribute nothing to the world, unlike you and me

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Optimistic Mosley

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>>94571873
>>94571951
The same reason we pledge allegiance to the head of state.

>I, Anon, do swear that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, her heirs and successors, according to law. So help me God.

>>94571740
Trump general is that way.

Good evening anyway.

>>94571873
Same reason why our military swears allegiance to the Queen

Anyone else like to wear girly clothes while inside the house?

>>94572136

BEADY
E
A
D
Y

>>94571894
I'm twenty years older than you mate.

it was just that my Dad used to answer the phone with "Hello Bedlam"

>>94572112
Welcome. It's a pretty decent read.

If you like that sort of thing I'll recommend my favourite book evar.
>Roy Lewis
>The Evolution Man, how or I came to eat my father.

>>94571740
>hello
Hoorah for speech therapy.

>>94572220
>Rimmer is literally a faggot
Who would've thought.

>>94572220

Spot the faggot

>>94571482
Everyone knows of Bedlam it's taught in school :)

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Quizzical Mosley

>>94572257
Heh. I think I'd have liked your dad.

Tell us stories of what life was like back then please?

>>94569953
I give it 6/10.

The nature is nice and I like your bush beside the path and water reflection especially, but your main failing is the lack of clean lines on the bridge. It's fine to have the wavy dreamlike state in nature, but when drawing hard manmade structures, you need to mind your geometry as the brain is not so forgiving in those circumstances - same goes for people if you even draw them.

For fuck's sake, mummy and her new bf are having sex at this fucking time. The headboard is non-stop banging and she is moaning really fucking loud.

>>94572257
50? Good, judging from a few /pol/ census threads the average age here seems to be about 24. Definitely need a few more older anons.

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>tfw brit/pol/ gets comfy again

>>94572432
Is it? I thought the curriculum was mostly
>We wuz Peterloo
>We wuz Florence nightingales black friend
>We wuz twittering in da trenches and texting on da beachez
>Dem wimminz
>Slavery

>>94572433

How many of these do you have?
Actually...don't tell me.

>>94572720
>Tattoos
Ew.

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Brit/pol/ really needs to die for a while, too many attention seeking spammers and tripcucks.

>>94572503
Start masturbating really loud

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My dad just came into my room and beat me up for no reason and told me I'm the biggest mistake he's ever made.

>>94572763
I know, especially fucking rimmer, he's the biggest faggot of them all.

>>94572447
It was funny that when I was young and we had our first telephone installed, we where trained by the man from the GPO.

"Hello [name of town] 1234." .. . . YES a four four digit phone number!

I also remember we had the first colour TV in the street and people came over just to look at it. Didn't have it long though my Dad thought it was pointless and returned it . . .in those days all TV were rented.

>>94572463
I told him. More explosions. No one listens...

Fuck does anyone member trap door?

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Thanks for the mosleys

>>94572844
>Hide post.

>>94568928
>
>>Berlin 1900 in colourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m9A8mY-U0 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]>SAS(operation Baras)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI_9A3TrT4E [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>>94571873
Germans are a pathetic and servile people who like being told what to do, rather than thinking for themselves.

t. Nietzsche

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>>94572819
>EPIC ROLEPLAY MEME XDDDD
The Charlotte one was funnier.

>>94572848
I saw a coin operated one once.

And now we are shit posting on computers. What a world.

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>>94572919
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DON'T FUCKING START THIS AGAIN LADS

>>94572856
Everyone over a certain age remembers trap door (oh god I'm old).

There's never a good time to bring it up.

>>94572985
Charlotte one?

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Smirking Mosley

>>94572758
Half of the people I know couldn't tell you what the Battle of Hastings was.

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Is he, dare I say, our guy?

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>>94572985
>>94573072

>>94573040
Are you sure? I suppose all that time watching it in my formative years may have influenced me.

>>94573110
Yes, and so is Eric Clapton and David Bowie

>>94572963
It's the SS oath of allegiance you fucking idiot. One of the greatest military elites of all history.

Lads, the bit that attaches your foreskin to your willy has detached itself and I can now pull my foreskin really far back.

This is ok, right?

>>94573110
He doesn't even stick daffodils in his arse any more.

>>94573018
>I saw a coin operated one once.
Used to be 2 Pence for 3 minutes. If we were stuck we used to find a phonebox to ring home (there were lots of them then) - people never nicked the directories either, my how it's changed.

>>94573205
Yes. I was born 88 and I remember it. My brother who was born 91 also does, but only in his nightmares.

>>94572758
Don't forget Le Ebil Nazis

>>94573095
>We wuz historians
>dat monkey wrote da decline and fall of da roman kingdoms.
>Shakespeare wuz black

Yup. Time to leave the UK. I'd much rather separate but equal in Africa.

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>>94573110
>The British political class has never quite been so hopeless, but the same can be said for the USA. What has happened is that news media can no longer attach any nobility to old-style politics because although politicians do not and cannot change, the people the world over have changed. What could be more grotesquely stupid than the Clinton-Trump coverage? As for Brexit, the result was magnificent, but it is not accepted by the BBC or Sky News because they object to a public that cannot be hypnotised by BBC or Sky nonsense. These news teams are exactly the same as Fox and CNN in that they all depend on public stupidity in order to create their own myth of reality. Watch them at your peril!

>>94573257
What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

>>94573292
I shouldn't indulge you but this actually happened to me once.

>>94573292
Didn't it bleed? and it should be okay since there is a limit to how far it can peel back

>>94573292
You won't be able to play a tune on it any more, that's for sure.

Mummy and her new bf asked me if I want to join in.

>>94573023
>>>Berlin 1900 in colour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m9A8mY-U0 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>SAS(operation Baras)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI_9A3TrT4E [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]

>>94573472
Did it heal up alright? How did you get it fixed?

>>94573292
My cousins mate cut that part off himself just because he wanted to tell people he's not a virgin.

>>94573401
>beat dem. De only gud thing whitey did. Issa good thing he had all dem Africans to safe him do.

>>94573328
I'm amazed the 2p hasn't been phased out. Metered TV seems like such a crazy concept when you think about it.

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>>94573110

Yes sort of. He's a national socialist for sure. I mean that is like 99.99% confirmed if you listen to what he says and his songs.

He is a romantic nationalist, and is pro-British aka white. A bunch of his music videos feature skinheads as the protagonists. He sings of immigrants not belonging, longing for old England, etc..."there's a country...you don't live there, but you'd like to, and one day, you'll show them what you're made of...England for the English."

At the same time, he's a retarded vegan socialist, but we have to pick our battles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA4I0rfKfnc

Because...because, we must
David, the wind blows
The wind blows
Bits of your life away
Your friends all say
"Where is our boy? Oh, we've lost our boy"
But they should know
Where you've gone
Because again and again you've explained that
You're going to

Oh, you're going to
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
England for the English!
England for the English!

David, the winds blow
The winds blow
All of my dreams away
And I still say
"Where is our boy?
Ah, we've lost our boy"
But I should know
Why you've gone
Because again and again you've explained
You've gone to the

National, ah
To the National
There's a country; you don't live there
But one day you would like to
And if you show them what you're made of
Oh, then you might do

But David, we wonder
We wonder if the thunder
Is ever really gonna begin
Begin, begin
Your mom says
"I've lost my boy"
But she should know
Why you've gone
Because again and again you've explained
You've gone to the

National
To the National
To the National Front disco
Because you want the day to come sooner
You want the day to come sooner
You want the day to come sooner
When you've settled the score

>>94573344
>>94573205

speaking of which, I have to say the 90s came out with the best cartoons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuuPTM3nSc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IzSGvXc_PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdSDuJu04xU

>>94573472

I've actually heard it's a more common problem than most people know. Apparently nothing happens, it's basically useless like tonsils.

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>>94573869

>>94573040
good lord, who thought that was suitable for kids?

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Reminder that Pakistan and Spain are our real sworn enemies and anti-German d&cers should be shot.

>>94573731
It did. Got a couple stitches. Had to get a new girlfriend as well.

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>>94573869

>We wonder if the thunder
>Is ever really gonna begin

Bit cold.

>>94574042
Did your old gf leave you because your willy foreskin went a bit funny?

>>94574004
It was a strange time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nir9TjozWvU

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>>94573740

>>94573918
I'll admit some of these were pretty good.
>no captain planet though.
>>94573936
Useless or not it was not a sensation I enjoyed.

>>94573869
Sometimes Israel is a pretty cool guy.

>>94574006
>France
>72% Positive

This is fake

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>>94573110
>The outspoken former Smiths frontman, a longtime vegetarian and animal rights advocate, told the Guardian Weekend magazine:

>“Did you see the thing on the news about their treatment of animals and animal welfare? Absolutely horrific. You can’t help but feel that the Chinese are a subspecies.”

>>94574226

Well I wouldn't recommend you take nail clippers to it but I assume you bellend didn't drop off.

>>94574042
did you tear it or snap it completely?

I tore mine and it healed fine on it's own, couldn't wank for a week though. My gf was fine with it as well

>>94573753
>Metered TV seems like such a crazy concept when you think about it.
We never had metered TV but some people did.
We just paid the rental.

We did have metered electricity though and sometimes if the was no 10p pieces in the house, my parents would ask me or my brothers for our football coins (they came free with packets of bubblegum) . .. .when the meterman came to empty the meter, he would present them to my parents and exchange them for the equivalent in real money, and we would get our coins back.

>>94574399
>gf fine with not being fucked for a week

Lad, shes getting it elsewhere.

>>94574174
She was 5ft nothing and at best seven and a half stone. Turns out my cock really was too big, so when she dropped herself down onto it...snap.

Anyway you can carry on shit posting again now.

>>94574265
Or we have an incorrect perception of the French.

>>94574399
>>94574470
This.
She's getting rimmed some place else.

>>94573740
KEK

lads has anyone tried getting the correct tongue posture? apparently it should be in a specific position on the roof of your mouth. It can help with teeth positioning, jawline, chin etc.

My jawline and chin are ok but I'm curious to see if I can make them look better, and if anyone has had any luck? there are some videos I've found but I feel like I'm lacking something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZBVmzAO1M

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>>94574485
Either the BBC are lying or the French are okay guys.

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>>94574317

>>94574435
That's...we've found it. The most British thing I've ever heard. Pure Britanium.

More to the point why the fuck don't we have an element named after us? Francium, Germanium, Americium.

Fucking reeeeeeee

wait so zac goldsmith isn't in the conservative party anymore?

I don't get why he resigned just to try to be elected again

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>NEW THREAD
>>94574741

NEW THREAD
>>94574741

>NEW THREAD
>>94574741

NEW THREAD
>>94574741

>NEW THREAD
>>94574741

NEW THREAD
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>>94574485
Nice try Pierre

>>94574317
So true though. There's something inhuman about chinks.

>>94574770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZOJMZEITzg

>>94574858

>>94574858
>>94574858

>>94574858

NEW

>>94574657
I think we can take it as read that the BBC are lying.

>>94574435
> . .. .

Why are you not dead yet, It's getting cold now and knitted blankets can only keep the reapers icy grip at bay for so long.

>>94574811
>25 posts early
>shit edition

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>>94574232

Just a proxy my bong friend.

>Morrissey tells The Guardian, "You can't help but feel that the Chinese people are a subspecies."

wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekUu-yfQ5Y

Bengali, Bengali
Oh, shelve your Western plans
And understand
That life is hard enough when you belong here

We may seem cold, or
We may even be
The most depressing people you've ever known
At heart, what's left, we sadly know
That we are the last truly British people you'll ever know
We are the last truly British people you will ever know
You'll never never want to know

Some skinheads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_pfMoUVNPw

>>94574858

>>94574858

>>94574858

>>94574858

NEW THREAD

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>>94574198
Woah. That was cool. I sure am glad kids' shows aren't as grimdark these days and spread a more tolerant message though.

>>94574811
>>94574955
fuck's sake

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>>94574811
You fucking cunt, not only is 27 posts early but you make it a cuck edition as well?

>>94575036
Fuck off rimmer.

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>>94575036
>>94574955

>>94574972
Considering the amount of shitposters lately, my ellipses are the least of your problems.

>>94574577
>>94574470
No, I meant she was fine even though I my dick squirted blood on her and the couch

>>94574955
>>94575036
Accept it like a man you were late don't spam your thread

>>94570024
>Politician tells GS a mild version of what they want to hear in a private speech while reluctantly having to campaign for Remain because party and government would try and fuck up her career otherwise

>>94575002
WTF I hate jews again now.

In here, lads

>>94574858
>>94574858

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>>94575157
Identify one regular poster who isn't a shit poster?

>>94575119

>>94575338

I hope you still enjoy Morrissey. Lots of amazing songs.

>>94575360
KYS

>>94575366
>Identify one regular poster who isn't a shit poster?
Any poster that doesn't continually spam the same shit in every thread.

There are lots of us that don't.

. .. .

>>94574946
God it's like that libertarian green text going round.

My family did once spend a night in the dark in a hotel in Scarborough because we didn't work out there was a paymeter in the room. Behind a bed. In a cupboard.

It was a guesthouse and they all fucked off for the night.

>>94575062
Without watching this show, I kind of have a horrible feeling this is at least half true.

>>94575360
I thought we had solved this issue. First thread posted wins, except that thread op with the most videos trumps that.

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>>94575397
I do need to listen to Morrissey more. I started to get him a lot more recently.

>>94575546
Babby doesn't know how to tripfag

Why does /brit/pol/ have so many fucking lefties? There's a constant infestation of Corbyn cucks, socialists and actual goddamn communists.