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Things you won't hear Muslims say

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Things you won't hear Muslims say
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>>93827102
https://youtu.be/J8cOLIOaikU
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>>93827102
"I love africa americans"
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>>93827102
I find disgusting white whores so much more attractive than pure muslim women.
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>>93827102
"Jews arent that bad"
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>>93827102
"I respect your opinion."
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"I'll have the pulled pork."
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>>93827216
They need to die
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"God bless America."
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>>93827102
>I don't care that you have a different religion than mine
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>>93827355
No shit. Its pork.
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>>93827464
kek
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>>93827497
I dont
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"oh, you're homosexual? this won't affect our friendship in any way at all"
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>>93827460
>>93827527
i dont think you understand this thread
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>>93827464
I say it all the time
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>>93827612
Fags need to kys
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>>93827622
Shhhh let him take the b8
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>>93827709
Im mot taking the bait u nigger.
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>>93827612

you're shit anwar!
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'Your drawing of our prophet is great'
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>>93827102
This is nothing but a mere pot with cables
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>>93827841
>CXjC
kek
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>>93827102
"Come to our country, we will give you welfare and build churches for you."
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"I'm glad I'm so welcomed in America"
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hajahajaha hele mukakalelala ahhj *flem overdrive* ahhkkjjjmen mujajalala
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1)"You're hungry homeless person? Don't take my food."
2)"Casual degenerate sex? Sure!"
3)"Forgive people I have had problems with at the beginning of Ramadan to have a clean heart? No!"
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"I don't care he can say what he wants"
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>>93827102
i want to make you happy
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"Two people in the conversation and the third is feeling left out? Let's ignore the third!"
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>>93827102

"I acknowledge that a disproportionate amount of terrorism is commited by muslims."
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>>93827102
Ham sandwich please
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"Sexual relations with a nine year old are disgusting."
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>>93827102
I'm Muslim.

>>93827216
There's literally nothing wrong about being Jewish

>>93827290
I respect your opinion even if it's wrong. That is your right.

>>93827464
God bless America. One day, I hope I move there.

>>93828237
I don't care, he can say what he wants.

>>93828370
I acknowledge that a disproportionate amount of terrorism is committed by Muslims.

>>93828293
No man, I do NOT want to make you happy.
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>>93828657
Indeed. And Indonesia is starting to use chemical castration for pedophiles.

>>93827944
Come to my country, we will give you welfare and build churches for you.

>>93827497
I don't care that you have a different religion than mine.
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>>93827102

"Denying that members of ISIS are practicing muslims is dangerous and wrong. Our community must pride itself on the condemnation of terror groups that seek to justify their claims through our holy texts. They are besmirching the good name of Islam with their misinterpretations and geopolitical agenda. We are the most responsible for correcting this error, not their supposed enemies."
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>>93827102

"Why can't Obama/HRC/Merkel/etc ad infinium just come out and say that we're to blame?"
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>>93827102
"Those Pharisees got me again!"
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>>93827841

underrated
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>>93827102
"I'm gay"
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"You're right, honey. It really was that man's fault for raping you and throwing acid onto your face for wanting to go to school."
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>>93827102
"I have come to your country to work hard and make a living"

And then actually do it
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"We are not peaceful"
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"Don't worry, as soon as ISIS is defeated I'll pack my shit up and head home."
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>>93827102

Muhammad is a bad rolemodel.
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>>93829740
>>93829740
>>93829740
>>93829740
>>93829740
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"Why are all of these niggers claiming to be from Syria?"
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>>93827102
"Mohamed doesn't represent true Islam."
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We Muslims need to stamp out extremism in our communities
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>>93827102
No, man, I never fucked no goat.
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"Don't worry Fatima, it's okay for you to go to that house party and get fucked by Jamal and Tyrone, women deserve independence and slut shaming is wrong!"
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>>93827102

"Actually I'm a non-practising muslim"

There is no such thing.
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>>93827102
"Zionism is okay"
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Sage
This pathetic fucking thread needs to be removed. HURR DURR MUSLIMS R EVIL, THEY WONT SAY I LOVE FAGS WTF!????
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>>93831307
SCHWEDEN JA
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>>93831307
inb4 kikes get triggered and call you a cuck.
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>>93831307
>flag
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>>93831307
t. Somali refugee living off Swedish handouts in Malmo
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'I dunno man, she's a bit young isn't she?'
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>>93831234
HYPER RARE
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>>93831234
UNCOMMON
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>>93827102
I'm so glad Bush Sr. endorsed my candidate Hillary Clinton.
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>>93827102
>wow this bbq pork is very tasty!
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>>93831234
Holy fuck.....that flag is so rare I can't even put it into words

Do y'all realize HOW fucking RARE that flag is.....
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>>93831307
Flag checks out
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>>93829306
Lip service
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>>93831234
Rare
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>>93829306
shut the fuck up
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>>93827102
I really appreciate Norway for accepting me and allowing me to move out of that war-torn country I used to live in.
I will try my best to be contributing member to society and an upstanding citizen.
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>>93831475
Actually its a retarded bait i made.
But youre right. If i said something like "I prefer muslims than kikes because...."
Ameriburgers and kikes would get triggered and call me ahmed or a cuck. Because americans are cucks for israel and worship them
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>>93831685
No what is it?
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>>93827102
"I don't drink. I'm a muslim."
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>>93831234

Oh my god. This one is fucking insanely rare.

https://whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/#/flagratio
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>>93827102
"Wow I sure love living in this Western country, especially tolerating the people of this country, learning about their history and integrating into its society."
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>>93827150
how do they even get away with this shit?
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Here have this shekel
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"Sex with nine year old girls is not okay"
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>>93827150

>Pronouns: What the fuck do you think?
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>>93832291
>implying you kikes will say that either
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>>93831234
replying to

RARE
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>>93831234
How are the Marshall Islands treating you anon?
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>>93827102
"Hello I'm non-binary pansexual, my pronouns are zhe, shplee and humph."
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>>93832999

>Checked & Kek'd
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>>93832978
their laws are very militaristic from what i understand

source: i watch a lot of infowars
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>>93827102
That was one tasty bacon sandwich and that pint of beer was great
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>>93829306
We're full you isis sympathizer
Go fuck off
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>>93827102
anything intelligible, really
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>>93830271
http://www.parhlo.com/first-muslim-gay-imam-says-quran-doesnt-call-for-punishment-of-homosexuals/

>>93830914
http://www.arabtimesonline.com/news/bangladesh-cafe-attackers-bodies-still-morgue-students-protest-rise-islamic-extremism/
More than 100 000 protested against extremism

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/young-british-muslims-declare-own-jihad-against-isis-and-other-terrorists-who-hijack-islam-10146534.html

Muslims are fighting against extremism EVERY day. Most victims of the Daesh atrocities are Muslims themselves.

>>93831082
Welcome to 4chan, mate.
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>>93827102
"I am not a Muslim"
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>>93827102
I accept your differences and respect your right to believe in your religion
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>>93831234
Replying to rare! This better not be a proxy.
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>>93827150
My pronouns are: Cunt/Cunty/Cunts.

I identify as a tourettes sufferer.
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>>93831234
A FUCKING ATOLL

but really, what is it like living on a former nuclear test site?
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>>93827102
i'll go home and never come back.
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A rare for rare, plz be my non-proxy gf
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>>93831234
neato flag senpai
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>>93827188
I prefer our own women :)
>>93827497
You know, most of the Muslim world isn't IS, and most of the Muslim world respects different religions.
>>93828370
But do you acknowledge there's also a disproportinate amount of war crimes in Muslim countries committed by USA?
>>93828657
It's illegal in most Muslim countries and definitely heavily looked down upon by everybody.
>>93831987
??
>>93830382
Some of us may be unpeaceful (like some of every other religious or ethnic or racial group duh) but most of us are peaceful. There are 1.3 billion Muslims in the world, about 50k joined IS. What does that tell you?
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>>93835646
"Most of us are peaceful, only 50k joined isis, senpai"

>t.Taqiyaa
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>>93827102
"I would pay good money for a Palestine."
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>>93835981
Taqiyya is a shia concept meant to lie when in cases of danger, and for the vast majority of history, it was shia Muslims lying to Sunni Muslims about being Sunni (meaning no non-Muslims involved).
It's impossible to have a meaningful conversation or reason with you fuckers when you're so screwed into oblivion into thinking "huuuuurrrr Muslims are liars"!!!!
It's like you're trying to make yourselves look smart with that one Arabic word you can't remember well but just end up looking like retards.
Taqiyya/تقية in Arabic means a pietous female, btw.
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>>93831234
>1 post by this ID

Why do the rare ones keep doing this shit
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>>93836565
>"b-b-but we're not all bad, infidel!"

Aisha, your prized goat, is really itching for your loving embrace, Ahmed. Go tend to that instead of whining about your dune coon apologetics on a vietnamese auto-erotic asphyxiation instant messenger.
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>??
in fact from the thousand of muslims i know, i couldn't name a single person who doesn't drink alcohol or smoke weed.
woman are not allowed to see the sunlight so they don't count.
it's not an insult, it's my personal observation.
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>>93835646
>Some of us may be unpeaceful (like some of every other religious or ethnic or racial group duh) but most of us are peaceful. There are 1.3 billion Muslims in the world, about 50k joined IS. What does that tell you?

Imagine a radical Christian terrorist group infiltrating Muslim societies and murdering hundreds of thousands of Muslims in the name of God. Now, there's only about 50,000 of a few million so they're clearly in the minority. But they do unspeakable damage to the Muslim world. Also, for some strange reason, the Muslim world has welcomed Christians into the Mideast. They know the radical Christian terrorists are hiding within the peaceful Christian group, but to deny letting everyone in would just be racist.

This is near impossible to imagine because there's no way in hell the Muslim world wouldn't go full Durka Durka and kick off WW3 if Christian terrorists were slaughtering their children en masse.

>inb4 some bullshit about drone strikes and us military. Real world, not propaganda
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>>93827102
i disagree with what you say, but ill defend to the death your right to say it
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>>93836565
Muslims are shameless liars. All of them.
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"thanks"
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>>93831997

Its literally the first and only time its ever been posted on /pol/, wow.
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>>93837771
Its pretty funny too when you consider they have so much in common with their (((mortal enemies)))
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>>93827102
"Oh, your concept of God differs from mine? Cool. I won't kill you."
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>>93827102
Actually we should thank the Western European nations for inviting us in, giving us chances in life we would otherwise have never gotten, and apologize for all the mess this has caused from a lot of unworthy and disrespectful muslim brothers whom have chosen to contribute to the rising statistics of crime and rape, instead of to the general well-being of our new country's fellow citizens.
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>>93827102
Most Islamic ideals are incompatible with western society and we need to reform if we don't want to come across as terrorists.
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>>93831234
Really makes u think
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>>93838419
now that's not true. there are in fact muslims who respect other religions.

>>93838590
why not antarcica?
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>>93837271
War crimes against Muslims being not done in the name of religion doesn't make them any better than them being in the name of religion.
They're not influenced by religion, sure, Western drone strikes are secular, but that doesn't make them any less of war crimes.
Answer me this:
How many Westerners died because of Modern Islamic terrorism?
4000? 5000?
How many Muslims died because of Western imperialism?
Right, hundreds of thousands if not millions.
I don't care how much you like to deny it.
And I don't hate Americans, but - it seems... the general Muslim population is a lot more peaceful than the general Amerian population.
Of course I am not saying it's not your right to screen those who enter Western borders, it obviously is, but you are hypocrites.
>>93837771
Whatever you say, man.
>>93837098
I think maybe it's just Muslims in Europe (they're poor & live in a ghetto). In my country these things aren't prevelant at all.
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>>93829306
>I'm mudslime
>Austrian flag
Why even announce it? It's implied.
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>>93827102
Muslims are pretty cool desu they hate women, fags, niggers and jews just like me. Shame about the terrorism though.
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>>93827102
"Sorry"
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>>93838703
Zu kalt um zu lange zu bleiben, Brudi.
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>>93838590
Go away PK
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Allah hu sayi'
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>>93827102
119 posts and still on first round? wtf

>"Yes, I would like to purchase extra travel insurance."
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>>93838927
>tfw you realize what PK means
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>>93837846
No Germany did major help to Muslims and Syrians will never forget about this. I respect you a lot. Unfortunately some ungrateful evil people decide to take their help for granted and started terrorist attacks on Germans. These people are dispeciable and I acknowledge that Germans have the right to feel fearful for their country even if these people make up only 0.5% of the refugee population, since obviously 0.5% is still thousands of people and that's not just a small number, but please don't generalize that trait on all Muslims because of what those do.
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>>93838832
Gotta love the circlejerk meme that Europe is the new Africa/Middle East.

I'm white, btw.
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>>93837098

Muslims here are also more likely to be heroin addicts and pushers.

And often they finally kick the habit after many years of addiction, often due to Western detox programs, and then they suddenly become all ""traditional"" and radicalised.
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>>93831307
Thanks, Captain Sweden!
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>>93838813
>How many Muslims died because of Western imperialism?

How many people died because of Muslim/Arab imperialism?

Why do you think islam has spread that far and wide? And how?
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>>93838813
>the general Muslim population is a lot more peaceful than the general Amerian population.

Last time I checked, "yankees" and "rebels" stopped slitting each other's throats around 1865. While Shia and Sunni Muslims are still killing each other as we speak.

I don't see the ability to compromise as a typical Muslim characteristic.
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>>93840263
Most of them just converted to Islam because of the tax.
It wasn't an ethnic genocide of different peoples.
Arabization and interbreeding may have happened but there was no genocide.
Plus some areas introduced to Islam by meeting Arab traders because they liked it (no war at all) like Southeast Asia. (Indonesia is the most populated Muslim country)
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>>93839743
So you're a Bosnian or Albanian in Austria?
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>>93840570
I was referring to the poll pic.
Compare MENA percentage to US/Canada percantage.
And tell me Muslims love killing innocents.
It's forbidden in our religion.
Bismillah.
>“Allah does not forbid you to deal justly and kindly with those who fought not against you on account of religion and did not drive you out of your homes. Verily, Allah loves those who deal with equity.” (60:8)
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>>93840863
And now, gotta love the circlejerk meme that if you're a white Muslim then you must be Bosnian/Albanian.
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>>93840651
Not at all, there was an extensive Roman heritage left in North-Africa, just like in Europe. In Europe the Franks adapted it, while in North-Africa after islamisation not a trace remained. And the people were converted by the sword, it was convert or die in many cases. Only the Egyptians resisted for a long time, and risking death by doing so. They lived a life of second-class citizens even until well into the 13th century, with half of the Egyptian natie population still being Christian.

And I'm not even mentioning the Arab slave trade, the largest organised slave-trade in history, that lasted well into the 20th century.

Peaceful muslims my ass.
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>>93841327
except that you really are one, right?

it's just a matter of probability kardash
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>>93827102
let's agree to disagree
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>>93827102
> Make America Great Again
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>>93840985
>And tell me Muslims love killing innocents.
>It's forbidden in our religion.

I'm sure ISIS can provide you with the necessary scriptural basis for their killing of innocent people. Dabiq magazine is just a google search away after all.

ISn't it also written that being a munafiq (hypocrite) is even worse than being a kaffir (infidel), munafiqim being defined as those who are unwilling to take up the weapons and engage in holy war aginst the infidel?
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>>93827689
ok
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>>93842105

I had a Muslim coworker from Morocco. Works for the US govt in translating arabic in helping to fight terror.

He has been telling everyone that we gotta elect trump to make america great again and keep the bad muslims out. When libs get mad he plays the muslim card. Pretty fun times.
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>>93841475
No indegnious peoples of North Africa are berber and most Maghrebis are mostly ethnically berber. (They're Arab today because of the Arabic language) Arabs were always a few in a sea of non-Arabs.
And Dhimmis were protected by Muslims.
And the ottoman empire was criminal and it killed and enslaved lots of people but it's not because of Islam.

Yes I'm aware of the Arab slave trade. However, slavery and slave abuse was rooted in pre-Islamic Arabia, and when the prophet came, he gave it morals. In islam, if you own a slave, you have to treat him with extreme kindness. As a slave owner you're obligated to make your slave eat from the same food you eat, wear from the same clothes you wear, and not make him work out of his ability, and if you do, you're obligated to help them. Buying slaves just to free them was a popular practise among the prophet and his companions. Slavery may be permissible but Islam encourages freeing slaves very much and freeing slaves is rewarded very highly and if you do own slaves you must have morals.
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>Refugees welcome!
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>>93827102
Jesus is Lord and Risen from the dead.
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>>93842851
I know that there are many good people amongst muslims, I have met quite a few. Still there is something really wrong with them, what is causing much of today's misery.

The terrorist Abdelsalam for example, was able to live in Molenbeek for months when being the most wanted criminal in the country. The whole neighbourhood knew who he was and where he stayed, yet no-one of the "moderate" muslim was willing to tip off the authorities even anonymously.

You can't blame the native population for viewing them as a fifth colonna then either.

Tbqh I am afraid how this will end, I look at the faces of my young nephe and newborn niece and I am terrified at the world we're leaving the new generation with. I'm merely in my 30s and can't recognize my country of my youth years anymore.
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>>93842345
It wasn't because they're infidels it's because pagan Arabs were killing Muslims. And munafiqin are those who show Islam and inside they're kaffirs and want to kill Muslims (like abdullah bin saloul, a spy)
>>93842946
Muslim countries have accepted more refugees than any Western country.
Shut up.
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>>93827102
"Good evening, ladies and gentleman, this is your pilot speaking, please sit down and fasten your seat belts, we'll be landing at your destination shortly."
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>>93843426

This is exactly what I am thinking. Even the muslims at my university (Bielefeld) stay among themselves and praise Erdogan, spread Islam and talk about war actions against Kurds. about Peshmerga. Literally all the time.

My last trip to a children hospital in a small town left me baffled. For every German child I counted 3 foreigners.
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>>93843426

Not going to disagree with you. I think the problem is "similar" to the westborough church issue. Muslims need to do a better job at pointing out issues within their own religion.

The real shame is Shia is much better than Sunni, but we are funding Sunni.
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>>93843452

Apples and Pears. We all know that Muzzies are not human and deserve a genocide.
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>>93829306
>one day I hope I move there

Fuck off we don't want you Hajji
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>>93843426
But some refugee was going to do a terrorist attack in Germany recently and other Syrian refugees told German authorities and they arrested him.
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>>93827624
Nice taqiyya
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>>93831234
Holy shit, it's been two years since I saved a new flag
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>>93844275
Western civlization of peace.
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>>93827464
No shit. My wife (European) got her citizenship earlier this year and she said that at the oath ceremony one Muslim woman (speaking through an interpreter, of course) refused to say "So help me God". My wife said that the guy who registered them as citizens looked like his soul died decades ago. Oh, and the people that came in:

Latin Americans
Middle Easterners
Chinese
Only one or two other Europeans
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>>93827355
Youd be surprised.
My muslim friend ate the pulled pork i made. He just doesnt admit it to the world
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"She has the right to not be raped!"
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>>93844964
Allah was sleeping i guess
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>>93838813
>average muslim peaceful
>entire town will form mob and beat a woman to death because they thought some paper got burnt.
>then drag her body around the town and burn it in a ditch
>it actually didn't

>military action = population violence

Cool story goatfucker. Grasp at the straws. Your prophet is a untrustworthy warlord and pedophile.

Sure the military commits warcrimes. But Muslims were shit since the dawn of time.
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>>93827102
"Sorry"
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>>93844766
The West is not a civilization of peace and neither is the islamic world. So let's all get back to what we are best at: war.
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"Milo's Yiannopoulis is pretty based."
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>>93844387
I know, but unfortunately that is more the exception than the norm, which is more like >>93844155 describes.

I mean, people seriously rally for separate lunch and prayer rooms for muslims at work, to solve the rampant unemployment rate in Brussels (about 40% of the predominantly muslim population there is unemployed).

Then I am not even mentioning them throwing stones at police and journalists when they went into Molenbeek after the terror attack. Our media bends over backwards to obscure this and present muslims into good light, they take it to very unfair levels, and still this is the predominant sentiment here.
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>>93844977
Rape is not only an ugly disgusting crime but also haram.
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>>93840651
Theres a theory that islam as a state religion in SEA was spread by cheng ho, who was a chinese muslim.
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>>93844387
Do you accept that among honest, righteous refugees some militants have gone in with aims to commit violence?
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Im a muslim atheist. I dont believe in god but peepl keep calling me muslim.

What do pol?
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>>93827102
i am a jihadist at heart but I commit taqqiya daily so the kaffir won't know
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>>93827102
>Things you won't hear Muslims say

"I'm voting for Trump"
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>>93845376
what about in war? I have read what was translated from Quran as saying in war you may take from the women or some some thing... thus when militants enter Europe they allow themselves to say they are invading for islam and so justify rape .
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>>93845485
how are you a Muslim atheist retard
do you mean Arab?
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>>93827102

"it wasn't just a clock"
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>>93845376
Right.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-28939089

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35231046
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>>93827819
Like a leaf, you sadly did, now shut up and fuck me in the ass.
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>>93827102

"I didn't marry this 9 yo because of the legal sex with her."
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>>93838813
Muslims aren't bad when they are cool. . I won't lie.. but a lot of Arabs are dicks
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>>93845376
only against other Muslims though right? :^)
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>>93827102
Nah mate, she's underage!
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>>93845660
Peeps keep assuming im muslim
Im actually atheist.
Im originally from Bosnia.

What do?
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>>93827150
>hers
The fuck is this?
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>>93829306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERou_Q5l9Gw
I won't fall for your tricks, mudslime.
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>>93827102
"I can't believe it's not butter!"
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>>93827102

"Well maybe the problem is not everyone else.."
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>>93845881
what are you doing to make them think that
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How about instead of stoning her, we just have a game of dodgeball with her.

The Koran needs to be updated to <current year>
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>>93842888
Similarly, christianity does not prohibit slavery
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>>93845881
If you are an atheist who cares that they think, you are a muslim? Just say it. You are not getting executed for leaving Islam in Europe - yet.
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We are the real infidels
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>>93827102
Catholic gender relations are backwards
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>>93845659
Yeah sex was originally permitted under marriage and enslavement. But Muslims don't accept enslavement anymore.
>>93845448
Yes. >>93839471
>>93845698
Scum exist everywhere and exist in every region in the world. Just because they happen to be Muslim or white doesn't mean it's all Muslims' or white people's fault.
You are only held responsible for your own personal actions.
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>>93845842
There are many good people who are muslim, usually becuase of parents.
However the institution itself is cancer
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>>93833551
>Muslims are fighting against extremism EVERY day.
Not real Muslims. The later parts of the Qur'an are evil as shit.
It's like how this pope is fucking awful and has messed up on official practices before.
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>>93845881
Become Muslim, wear cool hats, be that guy. Embrace it muchacho, we're the best
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>>93827102
I just wiped my ass
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>>93835646
There are over one billion christians, there are like 27 in the westboro baptist church, what dat tell u
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>>93829306
Kill yourself
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>>93831234
SHIT NIGGER WHAT
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>>93827102
I respect your beliefs
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>>93846012
My name doesnt sound catholic/austrian i guess.
>>93846175
True.
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>>93846724
Funny. We muslims are obligated to purify ourselves with water after defecation and urination while Americans walk with shit between their ass cheeks.
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>>93846136
>Similarly, christianity does not prohibit slavery

Christianity recognizes Secular and Civil law, Islam only recognizes Sharia.

Muslims will play along, until they get the numbers to enforce Sharia on themselves, and everyone else within their control.
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>>93831307
YOU FEAR ME SWEDEN I PROMISE YOU
YOU FEAR ME
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>>93830955
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>>93841327
>Albanian/Bosnian
>white
Pls anon, I can't handle these keks
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>>93827102

"My wife's son..."
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>>93846809
I never blamed all Christians for the actions of a few individuals who happen to be also Christian.
I said you are only held responsible for your own personal actions.
It is you who does this.
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>>93827102
>"We must stamp out infidelophobia"

>"There are 5.4 billion infidels. They can't all be bad. Only the extremists criticise Mohammad (PBUH)"

>"Have you ever even read a non-Islamic text?"

>"Anti-Islamic tweets have no religion"
>>
My family fled Iraq when I was a baby. Don't listen to the lies of muslims ITT, I was raised muslim, and the shit that was preached at my mosque was beyond attrocious. I'm a christian (United Methodist) now, and really glad for it. It's not "Taqiyya" though, nothing sponsored by religion, most muslims just lie because they are indoctrinated and will go to any length to defend their religion, not an active attempt to lie.
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>>93846538
My entire family is atheist. We hate islam.
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>>93827612
Yeah the homophobia is real. My brother had a Muslim roommate (for) one day, signed a lease put the first and last month down, his bf helped him move all his stuff in. That roommate made it so uncomfortable to be around and just disrespected my brother so much that he had to move out in about a week.
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>>93847256
>It is you who do dis
>Muslim dindu nuffin just goin to da mosque on friday, gettin jizya for da college

Your religion is shit and doesn't belong here fuck off
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>>93831234
R A R E
>>93831307
Nice one Muhammad al Jafar bin Waheed
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>>93846945
>Americans walk with shit between their ass cheeks.

Sorry we use a thing called toilet paper to clean ourselves. Pretty effective since we can grab some new and keep wiping until clean.

You guys use a thing called left hand. Once dirty, continued wipes just spread it around. Not very efficient or sanitary.
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>>93827102
>I hate buying useless shit
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>>93847299
So it's abrogation.
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Allahu Akbar followed by explosions
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>>93847495
What is wrong with going to the mosque on Friday? How is that horrible exactly? And getting jizya for college lol??
>>93847525
No, it's not clean. If there is shit on your desk, do you just wipe it with toilet paper or do you clean it with water?
And we don't use our hand we have a thing like a handbidet. Before that, in old homes, there were only Eastern toilets that are attached to the hole in ground and people would use something like a kettle with water to clean. And of course then use soap. But today we have handbidets.
I think the only Western country that has it is Finland.
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doesn't matter if he leaves Islam
I just hope that allah have mercy of his soul.
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>>93847906
Yep.
>>
>However, any such squirms and discomforts are never an excuse for abandoning jihad, as the All-Knowing and Most Wise said, “Fighting has been enjoined upon you while it contains that which you dislike. But perhaps you dislike a thing and it is good for you; and perhaps you love a thing and it is bad for you. And Allah knows, while you know not” (Al-Baqarah 216). In compliance with this and other verses on jihad, generations upon generations of mujahidin rose for the sake of Allah  and struck the necks of the kuffar with their swords, severing limbs and piercing the fleshy meat of those who opposed Islam. “So when you meet those who disbelieve, strike their necks, until, when you have overwhelmed them with killing …” (Muhammad 4)


from the new magazine of ISIS, called "Rome', latest edition
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>>93831307
Did the BBC bruise your brain when you were getting fucked Sven?
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>>93827102
>Shalom
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>>93838590
>>93831234
t-t-two in the same place?
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Let's stop trowing faggots out of building roofs
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>>93848395
This. My mom called me a whore, said I was only leaving to have extra-martial sex. She doesnt talk to me anymore, my dad still does, but he keeps it on the down-low because of her.
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>>93848751
The fuck how do you have internet?
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>>93827102
"Ahkbar allahu"
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>>93831234
>hyper rare
>zionism is ok

What did he mean by this?
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>>93848584
Yep, "destroy the non-believers" was a daily sermon when I was growing up.
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>>93848584
Jihad is important but it shouldn't be against those who didn't do anything. For example jihad against zionist invaders is obligated.
>>93848801
In my country, gay sex is legal since a long time as long as it is consensual, non-commercial and private.
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>>93827102
"Let's rebuild this collapsed structure"
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>>93849274
Shit like this is what I mean: muslims MUST fight and kill because a 1400 year old book says so.
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>>93846407
Muslim groups lead the murder and rape statistics up to more than TWENTY times overrpresented. And don't pretend, there is no oriental despotism or the targeting of the women to humilate the men, the conquered.

This not a coincidence. This is a war.
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>>93849545
What's wrong with having a concept of resistence in Islam?
Why is it that Muslims are the only ones who are expected to spread their asshole and kiss their enemies on their cheeks when our lands are invaded and our people are abused?
Why is it suddenly "terrorism" not resistence?
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>>93849800
>This not a coincidence. This is a war.
^^

Pointing out a pattern of behavior that has repeated itself for 1500 years does not make you a racist. It makes you observant.
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>>93849911
Christians and muslims are held to the same standards. Christian congregations do not preach murdering and deportingn millions because of a preceived historic wrong. On the flip side, almost every day growing up, I would hear something along the lines of: "fuck this group in particular."

Seriously, you're delusional.
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>>93831234
Where the fuck are you from?
> Almost as rare as North Korea
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>>93846945
>what is Pakistan
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Also, who else /UMConvert/ here?
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>>93831608
underrated.
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>>93831234
the rarest
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>>93848313
>Mudshits clean their poop off their desks with water

>Sanitary

Lol
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>>93849800
Genuinely curious about this. What is oriental despotism and how is it being used? Is it the targeting of women?
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>>93852200
Growing up here there were 2 things I never understood. People walking around in their houses with the same shoes they wore outside and not using water after pooping. Don't you guys still have shit on your ass? Doesn't it smell?
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>>93831234
Literally first time it's ever been posted on /pol
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>>93827102
America is superior to my country of origin and I would die for her
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>>93850511
But that's because Christians today aren't religous anymore. They also do major sins in Christianity religion in everyday life like adultery or drunkness.
There is national and political wars against Muslims for money and it kills lots of people and terrorize them. It doesn't matter if they're secular...
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>>93849911
What is self awareness and why does every place we go to instantly becomes a complete shithole.
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>>93829306
stay the fuck out of my country you subhuman goat fucker
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>>93852363
Oriental despotism is real patriarchical culture, ruling by violence and an "only respect strength, exploit them even more, if they show weakness - they deserve it" attitude. It was a big meme in the 18th century and absolute monarchy was critized on analogies based on it. There is no "peaceful victory of the better argument". If you are strong, you take it, if you can take it, you deserve it.

Needless to say: if this attitude meets up with leftist justice system and the culture of "reintegration", it leads to situations which are both catastrophical and hilarious. Especially if they grew up with an honor code culture as the Pashtuns from Afghanistan/Pakistan.

And you target the women, who are basically dogs to them anyway, to humiliate the men. It was archetypical in the mass groping/rape/violence in Cologne at New Years eve. And with a thousand organized muslims, even the police capitulated.

But the same situation is true on a daily basis in discos, clubs and on the street. - If they try to ban the gibs, they WILL riot. Violently. They came here entitled, not as beggars, but as Effendi getting served the finest meat. And the weak and pathetic leftists, let themselves get exploited and enjoy it. That's the future.
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>>93827102
>Mrs president.
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>>93838590
-Checked- XYZ4 -Marshall Islands-
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>>93839743
>White Muslim
I'm depressed now.
>>
You can freely criticise my religion at your leisure with no repercussions whatsoever.
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>>93829306
you have to go back
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>>93852898
Yes, people of all nations are involved in war. The violence in the Congo is the deadliest ongoing conflict at the moment, the DRC being a majority Catholic country.

Muslims pull 9/11 and you don't expect the US to invade Afghanistan? Come on. Syria is a muslim vs muslim conflict, so that doesnt make sense either.
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>>93829306
also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiya
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>>93853258
The majority of American muslims vote democrat. They know who butters their bread.
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>>93848751
I'm more surprise you have running electricity.
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>>93853258
Kosovo's president was a woman
>>
It okay to be gay and leave Islam
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>>93853554
We should have invaded Saudi Arabia
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>>93827102
"The USA is so amazing haha bacon is so good especially pork not that gay ass Canadian and turkey shit"
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>>93854092
Really a rare flag thread. Upvoted!
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>>93853626
>me taqiya meme
Try actually reading the page before you embarrass yourself, Vanya
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>>93844847
No one cares about your mailorder bride
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>>93827102
"sorry"
>>
"Fuck kebab, I want some hot dogs. And none of that kosher shit, give me a Ballpark"
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>>93854281
>Looks to flag.
But you just said it anon!
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>>93854451
KHAAAAAAAN!
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>>93854187
semi rare. lurk more.

>>93854451
ehehehe
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>>93854622
I have over 140 flags already and I have seen Maledives only twice so far. What are you talking about?
>>
"You live your life, I'll live mine."
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>>93854824
>I have over 140 flags already
Is there a "flag collector" plugin?

Can you power up and have battles with them?
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>>93854824
twice? that guy is pretty often in muslim threads.
>I have over 140 flags
why the fuck are people doing this?
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>>93838813
Like most Muslim you are quick to bitch about the Westerners (as a whole). But hey, us Westerners can't label all muslim as terrorists.

Your comment is the proof that in the end "Most muslim silently support terrorists" and none should be admitted in our country.
>>
Thanks for explaining. I get it now.
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>>93855196
>literally super rare
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>>93827102
Hinduism/Buddhism is a religion of peace.
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>>93855528
Oh hey
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>>93855695
Then don't gang rape and murder for eating beef. Buddhists are fine.
>>
"Muhammad shouldn't have been raping that 9 year old"
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Where is South Sudan? I only saw it once.
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>>93855790
India has very low rape cases, also Buddhism, Sikhism, Hinduism and Jainism comes in Dharma.
Also animals are more important than muslims.
Thanks for correction the record.
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>>93827102
"I want my wife to sex with other people"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvkj-jwkWDg
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>>93855832
Remember anon, her parents consented for her, and in Islam, that is 100% fine. She grew up to be a complete bastard on top of that.
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>>93855528
tell me where north korea is on the full size image
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>>93856168
Sorry i don't follow sand nigger law
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>>93856168
The father and the girl need to agree to the marriage.
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>>93853763
Says the fucker from a place even Brazilians think is shit.
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>>93856351
Not originally, that is a more modern interpretation of the Quran.
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>>93856234
Uncommon, not even rare
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>>93856234
because it's only UNCOMMON. fucking north korea who is only proxy niggers
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>>93829306
You have to go back, Albo scum.
>>
White European people should be and remain a majority in their own countries.
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>>93856722
>Not mentioning the real proxynigger
>Mayotte
>W&F
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>>93855277
I already said a thousand times already that you are only held responsible for your own actions. Yes, Western civillians aren't responsible for what their governments have done or what their criminal soldiers have done, and they shouldn't be punished as they didn't do anything.
I bitch about Western imperialism because it also has lots of blood on its hands but like to play innocent.
I am only showing you your hypocrite colors.


And no, most Muslims don't support terrorists. In fact - most victims of terrorism are also Muslims. Muslim countries are also at war with IS, that's why they're also getting hit with terrorist attacks. (most recent Turkey airport ~50 victims, Pakistan hospital ~80 victims, Iraq +300 victims, etc.)
>>
Can any Muslims here explain
16:15 in the Quran?

I'm a christian and this seems screwy.
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>>93857155
I agree :)
In my opinion if immigration exists it shouldn't be in such large numbers where indeginous peoples and country's demographics are at threat and those who move shouldn't force their culture on others.
But you keep making it look like all Muslims are responsible for those who commit terrorism and crime from their own religion...
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>>93857213
M8, the real hypocrites are muslims. They claim to be peaceful, and yet, when they learn that my name is Amira (an arabic name for those who dont know), and learn that I left Islam, they threaten me, it's even gotten physical in the past. The fact is that Islam encourages violence.
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>>93857959
I'm sorry for your experience.
In the past death for apostasy law existed because it was seen as treason. Like European soldiers in WWs who worked for the other side were also excuted.
But I personally respect ex-Muslims as long as they are not hate machines.
>>
"I think I'll make a donation to the sick kids foundation"
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>>93829306
The gibs here are not as good as in Europe. We don't get taxed as much and we shoot you when you grope our women.
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>>93857959
>btw i'm a grill
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>>93858592
Literally only Arabs know one dune name from another.
>>
I really love ingesting pork
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>>93858475
We do this regularly because zakat is obligated every year (it's one of the five pillars of Islam) and there is sadaqa (charity) for poor people, beggars, orphans...
In fact, this week me and my group went to al-sukhne refugee camp in my country and delivered blankets and heaters and other donations because winter is coming. Fi sabilillah :)
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>>93858894
>winter is coming
So 80 Fahrenheit?
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>>93858894
When was the last time you donated to Christians or pagans?
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>>93859023
Deserts are cold at night
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>>93859023
What do you mean? Every year in Jordan, Lebanon and Turkey tens of refugee children die because of freezing in these camps.
It's a very harsh situation. And it pains me a lot that I can't do much to prevent it from happening.
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>>93827102
"this bacon is heavenly"
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>>93859335
Not really, I've been to the UAE, and it was still warm at night. Probably as warm as Montreal in the summer.
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>>93858894
The only donations your religion provides is weapons and money to cowards that blow themselves up. You constantly sell each other out to IDF for money and power.

One of the only reason Israel exists is because you filth hate each other and yourself more.
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>>93859197
Pagans don't exist in Arab countries anymore and we also have some Christian refugees from Syria. Charity isn't on Muslim and non-Muslim.
In fact Arab countries took in refugees from Christian countries in the past. (Armenia, Greece)
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>>93858406
>comparing religion and soldiers (army)
Wow you did it again. you will never learn don't you?

You are not a bad person, you are the fruit of all the shit you were taught in your country. Bridging army and religion can only be done by someone who can't make the difference at first. "Westerners" armies have no specific religion. You have a preacher for all of them, unlike your "army" conception.

Do all muslim were taught to see this as a religious war? Do you see the religion in State decision (like war) as a good thing?
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