Do you feel in charge?

>>91871789
You never invaded Brazil.

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>>91871789
GREATEST EMPIRE AN SHIET

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Remember when a bunch of farmers with muskets kicked the shit out of the "Empire"?

Everyone does. We all laugh at you UK, behind your back.

>>91871789
Japan wasn't ever conquered by the Europeans, though. Did the British have a failed invasion at some point?

>>91871789
never successfully invaded America

>>91871976
is this a new form of shitposting in which the retort is deliberately obvious or am I being rused.

>>91871789
Fucking british bombing our great Sveaborg fortress. We have not forgotten.

>>91871789
>defeated by a bunch of fucking farmers with almost no artillery and no navy
Wow, so tough

>>91871789
And how many does it still have power over?

*sips tea*

>>91871854
Dumb monkey learn your history

Britain invaded Brazil in 1850 during the slave trade

>>91872080
>1812
try again

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>>91871789

>>91871789
When did you invade us?

>>91872588
>never successfully
Daily reminder that we gained territory in the War of 1812

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>>91871789
How the fuck are we actually so based lads?

Anyone got any good film suggestions featuring British redcoats BTFOing savages?

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>>91873675

WE

>>91871950

Literally Irish...

>>91872336
>Australian Education

>>91871789
Daily reminder that we won this war

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>>91871789
the sun never set on the British empire until it did

>>91871789
Now now, Brits have a pretty cool record, but that map includes both successful and unsuccessful invasions. On top of that, it's conveniently mistaking regions/territories for actual countries.

>>91871976
We wouldn't have won without France, son.

and when exactly did you guys invade Russia?

>>91874906
and a really talented musician , sad that he is a prolific drunk. at least he has new teeth

>>91872184
>allying with power that wants to oppress the Anglo people
>expects not to be destroyed

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>>91871789
I... it's beautiful anon.

WE WUZ EMPIRES N SHIET

>>91875610
cuck

>>91871789
>try to invade the river plate
>spain too busy being invaded to defend us
>being kick the fuck out by criollos with sticks
Fuck you

>you will never fight in Rorkes drift
feels bad man, atleast I can fight at Londons drift BTFOing darkies, soon hopefully

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>>91871789
>current year
>no empire
Really stimulates my frontal cortex

>>91871789
How could Britain invade Kazakhstan if it didn't even exist until the dissolution of the USSR?

>>91872606
Smaller than the British empire

Feels good to be part of the masterrace

>>91871789

>Visits /pol/ regularly
>sees all these flags
>everyone speaks English

God damn we were good once. WTF happened?

>>91877469

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8RW3K3hhWU

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>>91871789
You still living in the past eh, britbongistanian?

>>91877657
WE WUZ QUEENS AND SHEIIT

>>91875610
Fuck off. Ya we would have. We are americans.

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since when is this good
one feels compelled to ask: What is wrong with the english? What cancer is growing in them that not only do they wage war on everyone, they export corruption of youth and social unrest into other countries?

>>91871789
And what's England doing now? Other than being at the mercy of countries like China and USA and holding on to past glory to cope with this, that is.

>>91877739

....I don't think you understand that meme.

>>91871789
>Do you feel in charge?
it'slike WE WAS KANGS, but once u actually were. Enjoy being a Hasbeen

>>91877682
Stay mad and bow down to the invincibles

>>91871789
Invaded.
You also lost 90% of them

britcuck btfo

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>>91873811
>>91873675
https://youtu.be/kVW5rjA5O7U

>>91871789
What about 2016? Your glorious country is on pure shit. Look at London, straight in the gutter.

I would even support monarchy if I was a brit.

I dream of the day the British Empire is restored and comes back to deal with our rebellious colony brother to the south.

>>91871789

Butthurt Burgers: The Thread

>>91871789
And look at you now. The only land you have is your shitty little island which is being invaded by mudshits.

>>91878102
eat shit

>>91877738
You ain't go no base here anymore. the only thing that you have here are drunk sailors from that 4th fleet that get STD'S ''from our hookers!

>>91878185
*got

>>91878036

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1mvgWoXRI

>Green Water

>>91872196
>with almost no artillery and no navy
You had more French than we had British and double the navy.

>>91878274
Brazil is shit. We never hold the promises to be the lords of the world, but you did. And now after you won the last glorious war, you are just a new caliphate. Once a proud people, now cattle for the overlords.

Go sip on Muhammad dicks juice while you keep daydreaming with long past glories.

>>91878185
>>91878267
I've personally never had an STD from any girl I've slept with on Brazil.
>Your girls are tops though

Anchors Away lads.

>>91875463
Still hasn't mate.

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>>91871789
>WE WUZ RELEVANT ONCE

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>>91872764
But we had an extra tally to the "BTFO" list and destroyed your cuck shed.
Proved a point well since we were also busy with Napoleon.

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Still believing you are great ey
As long as you recognize your superiors we'll allow it

>>91871789
When did you invade us?
Stop being delusional

>>91877244
Considering the worlds biggest super power never had an Empire.

>>91871789
Declaring war is not invasion

>>91878607
2nd most influencial country on the planet

>>91877738
>Muh bases
Still no Empire lad.

>>91871789
PAY REPARATIONS

>>91878569
Because you slept with the clean ones, I bet your brothers in arms went with the cheap ones and got a nasty suprise.

Also get the fuck out of our waters, no-one bought that bullshit excuse of trying to fight against the drug traficking.

>>91877446
By 0.6 % in landmass i think, so not THAT much bigger

>>91878994
>R-rule B-britannia

>>91878950
>Russia
>No empire

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>>91871854
>At the urging of the British government, the entire Braganza dynasty decided to flee to Brazil on 29 November 1807 to establish a government in exile in the Portuguese Viceroyalty of Brazil.

Well.. there was that time we sailed a mad woman into your country ... to RULE it.

How little do you know about your countries history?
Is zika that bad over there?

>>91872336
Is right as well, we really did have our way with "your" waters you favela dwelling rat.

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>>91879269
>Russia
>No empire

What is Caucasus and Siberia

>>91879299
We weren't a country back them, your explanation is bullshit!

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>>91878994
>2nd most influencial country on the planet
kek

>>91871789
britan invaded poland?

>>91878994
Historically speaking, not only would it be true to say that we are #1, but that we are more relevant than the sum total of all other nations.

Tell me i'm wrong in my language using the tech of my people you mud-blood mulatto vermin.

>>91879589
>>91879237
Eurocucks on suicide watch. Suck my BBC - big British Cock

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/politics/the-10-most-influential-countries-in-the-world-have-been-revealed-a6834956.html

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>>91871789
yes, I'm the boss of this gym

>>91879138
Neither did I, but in my defense I was an HM quad 0, a corpsman. So I spent most of my time patching up stupid sailors and marines

>>91872643
I think it was something to do with you being part of Poland. We where working with or for the Teutonic knights.

>>91879683
Let the village idiot power trip, his country has gone to absolute shit and this is his only outlet.

>>91871789
Grandier song sounds better

ATTENTION!

CAN ONE OF YOU CUNTS MAKE A BRIT/POL THREAD

I'm getting sick of interacting with Yanks and other inferior beings

>>91879550
>We weren't a country back them, your explanation is bullshit!
The little HUE Monkey is mad

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>>91879745
>source: uk website

>>91872080
Our Jews r-run your country h-heh.....

>>91871789
No, but you aren't in charge either.
So eat shit and cry about your former empire somewhere else.

>>91879550
You're not a country now. You're a squat house for monkeys putting on stage shows for the international community, desperately trying to convince others you are people.

>>91880067
Can't handle it? We could wipe Switzerland off the map and be home in time for tea if we so pleased.

>>91880291
No you can't as we can see in the OP. Even Hitler couldn't do shit.

How does it feel to be part of a subhuman nation who gets poorer and poorer meanwhile Switzerland is swimming in money

>>91880540
>Neutral
Tbh you did let his army to tread his way through your country.

>>91871985
Allied occupation would conunt as Britain played a big role in that

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>>91879723
>the tech of my people

>>91880540
That was in the 1940s lel. Times are different and you know we could smash Switzerland to pieces if we wanted to. You know, neutrality is a sign of weakness after all

>>91878829
Invasion is quite loosely defined merely having soldiers on another countries land without permission counts.

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>>91880649
>"muh t-technically..."
Meanwhile

>>91880939
You can't even control your own cities anymore.. We could buy your trash islamic republic with our petty cash if we wanted to

>>91881269
It's facts vs tired memes. We are objectively MUCH more powerful than Switzerland and I'm not sure as to why that's bothering you. Did a British man shag your girlfriend or something?

>>91881477
Money is power
Switzerland has more money than UK

Fact: Switzerland is more powerful than UK

Try refuting this Mohammed Al Britanni

>>91871789
The Roman Empire is the best. They were the fathers of Western culture and had an Emperor as a ruler not a King. Also your "Empire" didn't even last more than 200 years.

>>91881685
So foreign reserves can repel Trident nukes? God, I don't know why this simple fact bothers you so much. America is more powerful than Britain and I'm not throwing an autistic tantrum over that fact. Stay butthurt towards the Anglo master race, buddy.

>>91880063
The fuck you bragging about, you were conquered by them.

>>91871789
>1806
NEVAR FORGEHT
HORRIFIC BETRAYAL OF A MILLION DANES IN COPENHAGEN
FIRST TERROR ATTACK WORLD HISTORY
anglo scum

>>91871789

No British soldier ever set foot in Mexico.

They did blockade them though.

>>91882101
Whoops 1807

>>91881893
>muh nukes
This is your argument? lmao

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>>91879550
So we have to invade the modern sovereignty for it to count? That's absurd. Our invasions are the main reason most countries have taken the shape we all recognize them as today.

Bangladesh only became a country in the 1970s so I guess we never invaded there either!
>pic unrelated
^It never happened.
really makes you think.

>>91880540

FUCKING KEK!
http://www.swissbankclaims.com/Documents/DOC_40_Bergier%20Final.pdf

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>>91882245
>muh foreign reserves can take down Britian
You're European scum. Get it through your thick head that were better than you and accept it

>>91875610
nice education, not teaching the help of spain

le eternal anglo ofc

>>91871789
>calling britain "england"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Woah there Britain

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>>91882410
Whatever man. I'm going to polish my gold now. Stay mad, EUrocuck

>>91882850
It's the truth. We're the best Europeans and you cunts leech off of our achievements.

>>91882101
I love it, we have a cute little saying
>to turn the blind eye
It's about killing danes!
>Sir Hyde Parker: Nelson don't shoot their, you're gonna kill all those Danes!
>Based Horatio Nelson: What Danes? I don't see any Danes...
>Sir Hyde Parker: You're LOOKING WITH YOUR BLIND EYE!
>Horatio: Fuck off Hyde.
>Horatio ends up getting a promotion and becoming the most famous naval commander in history.

>>91882245
Hoarding other peoples gold doesn't make you relevant swiss, it makes you Jewish.

>>91871789

Your time in the Sun is over, you fucking crooked-toothed faggot. Only ONE country can expand out into the stars to colonise other worlds in humanity's name and that country is AMERICA.

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>>91871976
You're victory mainly came from us seeing you as some unimportant colonies, we weren't willing to waste resources on protecting from themselves India and Africa were far more valuable to the Empire, remember at this time fur was the colonies main export.

>>91881783

This. Check this out for confirmation that the Roman Empire was the GOAT empire:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legacy_of_the_Roman_Empire

>>91871789

Wrong. England hasn't existed since 1707.

>>91871789
>Portugal
Weren't you two best friends?

I for one like all my fellow white nations.
We shouldn't let the jews divide and conquer us.

>>91877161
The Sabaton song about Rorke's Drift is amazing too.

>>91883079
America is a continent.
>>91883554
Wtf is a goat empire mate?

>>91883702

This. Don't fall for the divide-and-conquer JIDF shills. I won't fall for it anymore.

>>91875463
Still sun shining 24/7 on the empire, tad ironic considering how little sun we get over here.

>>91884052

>America is a continent.

America = United States of America

>Wtf is a goat empire mate?

GOAT = Greatest Of All Time

Actual goat empires belonged to the Arabs.

>>91871789
This map was made by someone delusional. When did you invade Poland? Because I can tell when Poland invaded you guys - during Cnut the Great's conquest of England. But I'm pretty sure you never got around to doing the same to us.

>>91871789
>us
>invaded
Bullshit, you got your shit wrecked in that battle in Cartagena then you ran off with the tail between your legs.

>>91884052
Ohh right! Sorry I didn't understand you :(

>>91884298
Native Americans pls go

wtf when did you invade us?

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>>91871950
But they actually were. Their country will be remembered for their Empire and contributions to western civilization, yours will be remembered for blacking itself out of existence willingly.

>>91879209
The Mongol Empire was mainly open wilderness of siberia. It's not hard to claim masses of land when it's you versus a few eskimo tribes.
Rome was arguably jointly great as the British Empire. Simply for it's foundations. Even if it did borrow from Greece heavily. We borrowed ideas from the Romans. It's not a bad thing to copy especially if you can do it better.

>>91882410
>Were
Fucking with the Bergjuden never went well though.

>>91871789
>invaded Holland

Nice joke but we invaded you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution

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>>91884514
well it seems he wasn't in the charge here

>>91875610
This. just like the north vietnamese were saved by the ussr.

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>>91871789
and look where you are now

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>>91871789

((((((Yes))))))

>>91881783
1583-1999 BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE

>>91878813
this

>>91871789
Gay

>>91871789
>britfags still pathetically clinging to muh empire

Your empire doesn't exist anymore limey. Get over it.

>>91886568
They stole that line.

The world is a lie.

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>>91871789
And now your children are being raped by desert rats.

Good job.

>>91884546
heh

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>>91871789
Bongs,

Why no Sweden?
Has anybody actually invaded Sweden? (except Danes)

>>91871789
>>91871789
>raid on Chatham.

>>91892817
Syira

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>>91871789

Kicked you tea suckers out twice
But you did get our islands so I guessed things could have been worse
Yeah fuck britcucks