Brit/pol/ - Karen edition

I'm so excited for the banging post

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>>91867211
Reporting Karen to the police for possessing firearms.

Then frisking her sweet cuncun for contraband.

>>91867262
Noice greenery

>>91867273
Me too lad

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Was he a hero or a villain, britpol?

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Nth for kitty

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>>91867175
>Enraged British expats to sue Brussels as Juncker bans European nations from talking to UK
This kills the Spain.

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>>91867273
this desu

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https://twitter.com/goebel_C/status/784353059073916928

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Only one race, the scottish race!

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>>91867292
CAN
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>>91867349
Biggest meme in British history, such a meme that the monarchy returned a few years later.

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>>91867417
I want to forcefully impregnate Karen. I want to stalk her late at night from bar to bar as she hangs out with friends, waiting for her to go home alone I shall drag her into the darkest, filthiest corner of London. The devil himself will cry tears of joy as he is about to witness the unholy sins I will perform on Karen for my own and her pleasure. The magnetic field of the earth itself shall breakdown due to the savage, primal force of relentless breeding as I pump gallons of my seed inside her womb, filling and covering her in cum until she is a mindbroken, loveslobbering pile of bodyly fluids...

>>91867440
>When you see people suffering in other countries and your first thought is "bring them here
Haven't they suffered enough

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>>91867349

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>>91867440

:thinking:

>>91867499
Karen isn't old enough to hang out at bars.

>>91867499

Ok Abdul.

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Brexit was worth it just so I can browse lefty shitholes like Neogaf and r/unitedkingdom and laugh my ass off at the collective salt over everything.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1290680

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475786848099.webm

Where do we go when 4chan is kill?

>>91867383
>>89434414

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>>91867440
EXCUSE ME i literally posted that exact tweet ABOVE this lad AND provided a link

why does he get all the (you)s ??????????????????

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>>91867499

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>>91867447
O N L Y
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I didn't comment on the tweet you posted though

>>91867349
Undid Edward Longshanks' hard work.

>>91867687
His picture was bigger mate

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>>91867349
hero

>>91867440
>>91867421
Abandon Scotland when?
>TFW if the English could vote in Scottish independence referendum they would be gone.

>>91867590
One thing I love about liberals is that they're almost always liberal arts students that cite stats and facts as if stats can't be manipulated or that data criteria can be selected to produce more desirable results.

>>91867595
Fucking lol

>>91867499
listen you fucker, i have told you again and again, karen doesn't live in fucking england, let alone london.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37592121

Please be a migrant
Please be a migrant
Please be a migrant
I'll settle for a tourist
Just make it a foreigner

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>>91867595

Bretty good video, cripplechan's brit/pol/ is total AIDS though

>>91867499
Delete this abdul

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>>91867862
>wanting to abandon centuries of hard work and banter because of a bumpy patch
Stop being such a bitch

>>91867595
What does the old taffy woman say at 1:34?

Lads which county is best?

>>91867560
Aside from da jooooooooooz?

>>91868162
Antrim

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>>91868162

The one with the cheapest Freddo's.

>>91868162
Lancashire

>>91868162
Definitely not America

>>91868027
"..that perhaps stronger people might've weathered that storm a little better so I'm very very sorry.."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKv633B0-7Q
full vid

>>91868275
Aren't they the same price everywhere?

>>91868383
>county

>>91868383
>>91868383
I asked which county, not which country.

>>91868162
Anglobia

>>91868162
Do people actually care about counties? Arbitrary bullshit

>>91867262
A E S T H E T I C

>>91867862
>>91868015

Labour Party split the UK parliament back into two. Once England gets the same representation as Scotland, the UK is over.

ENGLISH PARLIAMENT NOW!!!!!!!

>>91868380
Lancashire is probably the worst county tbqh. So many shitholes swarming with pakis and chavs.

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>>91868410
Blown the fuck out

>>91868591
Most counties are far from arbitrary. The traditional ones can be traced to the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms.

>>91868648
Link?

>>91868162
Somserset. Pirate accents, cider, and proper English countryside. And Bath is a really pretty city.

>>91868721
FEDERALISTS OUT

>>91868591
Fuck off paki.

>>91868728
>t. Yorkshireman

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>>91868413

I wish desu

>50p at my local paki shop reeeeeeeeeee

>>91868841
addendum: it's where Moggy comes from

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>>91868445
I know I was making a joke you tards

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>>91868162

YORKSHIRE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>>91868890
The West Riding isn't any better tbf

>>91868812
http://www.ifitweremyhome.com/compare/GB/NO

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>>91867764
G E T
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>>91868909
But the price is printed on the wrapper.

>>91868930
Oh, you were only pretending to be illiterate?

>>91868862
>Get cucked by Scottish PM
>Have PM with no mandate to decide English policy
>Let porridge wogs interfere in English affairs

Traitors to England OUT!!

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>>91869045
B E T T E R
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>>91868876
I'm Welsh. Just never understood why people care about counties. They all blend into one another, unless you travel hundreds of miles there's no difference between them. It's just an administrative unit.

Fellow Bongs, I have an idea to share with you. More a series of ideas really, and I'd appreciate your input in making them better.

It's no secret that the world is on a knife edge. The great game is still being played, and the pieces are most definitely moving.
I think that restoring the Empire is not only doable, but within our reach.

Here's the plan.

Firstly we get Hong Kong back in. The people there want to be a part of Britain anyway, and having it would give us incredible access to the Asian market. China would be upset, but a good trade deal would likely smooth that over.

There are also a couple of African nations that want back in, because they remember how much better life was when we ran their countries for them. This would give us easy access to the African market, which is up and coming at the minute. Getting in first means we get the best deals.

With these two moves, we'd have the cash flowing in again. With cash we can rebuild the Royal Navy. Make it better than it has ever been.

Then when Trumps isolationism (or Hillary's general corruption) causes the US economy to tank and Great Depression 2.0 to take hold, the time will be upon us. We stage a false flag attack, make it look like the USA attacked a Commonwealth nation.

Then the mutual defence pact that the Commonwealth shares kicks in, and the Queen calls her nations to war.

The American Empire gets rekt, and Britain stands with all the trade power.

British Empire restored.

If anyone else has ideas please contribute.

We did it once. We can do it again.

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Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

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>>91869095

>But the price is printed on the wrapper.

THEY NEVER LISTEN

>>91869166
America could demolish the entire Commonwealth with ease.

>>91869166

Fucking why post this shit?

>Firstly we get Hong Kong back in. The people there want to be a part of Britain anyway, and having it would give us incredible access to the Asian market. China would be upset, but a good trade deal would likely smooth that over.

Literally what can be done about that. There is no chance of that happening. And even if there was, posting it on 4chan wouldn't bring it about.

You want change, get involved in the political system, don't just meem it on britpol

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>>91869161
>have existed almost unchanged for over a thousand years
>just administrative units

>>91869161
>a welshman doesn't care about english counties

What a surprise

>>91869270
A clever man in service to the wrong cause tbqhwy

>>91868162
Warwickshire.

Well, Warwickshire if you remove the south end of Leamington Spa and Whitnash.

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>>91869329

>>91869166
Empires cost money. Fuck that.

Default on the debt
Return to gold standard
Drop all trade barriers, unilaterally if necessary
Allow free movement/automatic citizenship for crown Commonwealth and the US
Get rich
BTFO the World

>>91869329
There would be one of the maps in every classroom and childs bedroom across the isles if I had my way.

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>>91867292
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https://a.pomf.cat/tmkvsy.webm

>>91867262
S T A R F O R T

>>91868410
Was expecting her to have said something based, but that's actually just really bitchy

>>91869310
What about the entire Commonwealth, plus all the other nations that want to see your shit get pushed in?

Your country has made enemies out of most of the world at this point.

>>91869317
Because one mans ideas are pretty worthless.

More men, better ideas.

>>91869536
The Empire made us rich the first time around. We only went broke because we had to give Germany a couple of good hard kickings.

>>91869329
That's all they are ultimately. A county is utterly meaningless in a modern nation state.

>>91869362
I don't care about Welsh ones either.

>>91867499
The NEW GERMANS character showing itself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umy-b25lTSw

>Tony Blair should be strung up on the nearest lamppost and executed for being a traitor to his own country

>All the terror attacks in the world are muslims

Paul Golding is hilarious

>>91869166
>American Empire gets rekt
Unless literally everybody else in NATO joins us, that isn't even close to possible. And that wouldn't happen, because NATO are a bunch of fucking pussies when it comes to disputes between members.

Besides, why bother with the hassle when the US "empire" will suffer a similar fate as ours did, just for different reasons.

>>91869723
Doubtful, but if we were to ever go down we'd take the rest of you with us.

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>eating chicken that I cooked myself
>tastes a bit too moist and chewy
>a slightly lower temperature than it normally is
>panic and think that its undercooked
>throw it away
>think I'm about to get food poisoning
>nothing happens
>realise that the only reason it tasted different was because it wasn't the overcooked, cremated pieces of shit that I normally make

Who else /Can't be trusted to live on their own/ ?

>>91869811
>Paul Golding
is a moron

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>>91868015
Never Forget

>>91869811
Britain First is Mossad controlled opposition

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>>91867595
You could say... that on balance, Mao did more good than harm...

Daily reminder this was *literally* an official Labour ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

The 90s sure were a different time

>>91869329
I think if you're from a city they don't matter as much. If you're from a small town or rural area your county is more important to you.

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>>91869988
Heh

leftie cucks i work with brought up brexit at lunch today

just sat there not saying anything until one of them asked me directly my opinion on it and i manned the fuck up and just told them

>said i voted out
>they LITERALLY all looked at me like i just flopped my knob out and started sodomising myself
>gave a brief explanation why
>for some reason they started going on about how we are all going to need to get visas to go on holiday to europe now
>explained to them, no, british citizens dont need visas to visit the majority of countries outside of the EU
>used america as an example
>WTF ANON YES YOU DO NEED A VISA TO VISIT AMERICA
>google it and read out the thing where it said "MANY british citizens dont need a visa"
>BUT YEAH ANON YOU SEE IT SAYS "MANY" NOT ALL
>literally the only requirements for getting in are not having certain criminal convictions and not having visited places like syria etc in the last few years

i fucking hate lefties so fucking much lads

>>91869166
The empire is gone forever famalam. Our objective is to be a /comfy/ island kingdom.

>>91868413
They are 20p in the local shop.

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>>91870399
Gas yourself.

>>91870151
>that corny pre-9/11 happiness
Not sure how to feel tbqh.

>>91870263
What line of work are you in? Is it known for a high density of leftists?

>>91869948
I know that feel anon.

I broke my leg, ankle and collarbone a month ago and can't drive to the shops. I've been relying on takeaways and whatever I had left in the freezer for sustenance. Luckily my milf neighbour has been coming round a few times a week recently to pick up some food and run some errands for me. She accidentally walked in on me as I was struggling to shave on Monday and ended up doing it for me. Spent 10 minutes with her tits pressed against my back and a razor at my throat. She's married though, so my confused erection remained confused.

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>>91870263
There are lefty-approved reasons to be strongly for Brexit - pic related. I recommend using them in arguments.

>>91870518
You lot venerate Enoch Powell, but ignore his wise judgement that without India the empire was as good as dead.

>>91870562
yes, extremely, without giving too much away its STEM/science related, so they all get in a huff about muh science funding.

one of the guys is gay and one of the girls is indian (but born here) so it was practically guaranteed they were all leftie cucks

>>91865177
>everyone who thinks Britain should have a steel industry is a communist
LOLBERTARDIANS EVERYONE.

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>>91870263
>for some reason they started going on about how we are all going to need to get visas to go on holiday to europe now

Fucking love it. Fuck off normalfags. Enjoy getting to Ibiza or going on your gap yah now cunts.

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>>91870518
>not wanting Splended Isolation 2.0

Reconsider your political views

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/56b8e3/government_tells_nonuk_academics_not_to_submit/

Lads, reddit has a thread reacting to the news of the government banning foreigners from advising on Brexit.

>>91870975
but my whole point was its not even true. we as british citizens can freely visit switzerland, norway etc without a visa, and basically every country worth visiting.

>>91870975
Reminder that most Brits don't need a visa to visit America. You could come here instead of further lining the EU's pockets.

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The fucking hotel down the road from me has two union jacks outside and one of them is upside down. I've emailed them twice but they've ignored me.

What the fuck do I do?

>when it's a crisp autumn evening and the smell of woodsmoke drifts in your window
this is the comfiest season lads

>>91870263
>the only way to organise visa free travel is by joining a globalist superstate
>visa free travel is a good reason to join a globalist superstate

>>91871120
literally said that here >>91870263 m8

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>>91871170
Bring a ladder and a high-vis vest. Look like you belong and nobody will even notice you.

>>91868162
devon

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Would you say you're more or less attractive than Mike Colter?

>>91871170
Walk in and tell them face-to-face you sad man.

>>91871269
about the same

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>>91870151

>All of those happy and vibrant white people
>In what is clearly inner city London
>Just a few token blacks here and there

All gone, in just over a decade. This man took everything from us, he is LITERALLY the worst thing to ever happen to Britain. Christ I hope he fucking dies. I hate the world so fucking much now, I just want to become a hermit and be forever alone.

>>91871256
I'm half tempted but it's one a main road and it's right outside the front entrance so I don't know whether I could get away with it.

>>91871210
Whoops, didn't read your post before replying to that guy.

>>91868410
survival of the fittest mo fos

>>91867349
Allowed the Jews back. Quite clearly a villain.

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>>91871269
less

>>91871367
just do it lad, post pics.

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>>91871240
>I'm honestly getting scared now, how the fuck is this acceptable?

>>91871438
apologise

>>91871362
things I would do to this rat...

>>91871526
I'm not Canadian.

>it's motherfucking friday

Time for brit/pol/!

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>>91871558
APOLOGISE

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>>91870151
>In 1995, a new blind trust, known as the Labour Leader Office Fund, was set up by Mr Blair's friend Michael (now Lord) (((Levy))). It has been estimated that £2.5 million was raised. This allowed Mr Blair to run the biggest Opposition office in history.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html

>>91871620
SHAN'T

1776 WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE 1814 NEVER HAPPENED

>>91869922
If we warred under the premise that we were only coming to dismantle the tyrannical federal system, and that once we were done the individual states would be left to govern themselves as they please, I think we'd get a decent amount of support.

At the very least there'd be a mass chimpout.

Your nuclear arms aren't so much of a threat any more. Britain has it's own anti-missile missile systems.

>>91869890
Because since world war 2 they've managed to destabilise a pretty decent sized chunk of the planet, their economy is dependant on war, and there is only a limited quantity of land to fight over.
They'll come for us one day. They won't have a choice.

>>91870399
Withdrawing from the game is giving up plain and simple. Either way, it isn't an option. Every scrap of ground we lose internationally makes us less relevant as a nation. We're not large enough to be important on size alone, we have to project power, if we don't other nations get to fuck us over for their own profit.

>>91869329
I definately feel more close to what's in mine than in others.

>>91869528
Are all those flags legit?

>>91871269
Doesn't matter, Vale will still fuck the elites anyway

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>>91871745
>tfw the banter went too far

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>>91871362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWHPJ8hO-ZM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWHPJ8hO-ZM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWHPJ8hO-ZM

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>>91871745
Speaking of 1776, Thomas Jefferson's early draft of the declaration of independence hit me right in the feels

>"These facts have given the last stab to agonizing affection, and manly spirit bids
us to renounce for ever these unfeeling brethren. We must endeavor to forget our
former love for them. . . . We might have been a free & a great people together;
but a communication of grandeur & of freedom it seems is below their dignity.
Be it so, since they will have it: the road to glory & happiness is open to us"

>>91871799
No. This site has all the official arms of counties and boroughs:
http://civicheraldry.co.uk/a-z.html

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hmmmmmmmm

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>>91871080
>She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said NO MUDBLOODS!
Daily reminder that Voldemort did nothing wrong.

Why the fuck is Anna soubry even in the conservative party, needs to get deselected

>>91871185
It's very comfy

Currently sitting in my conservatory with a cuppa with a gentle breeze. Might for a walk tomorrow morning, see if my doggo is up for it

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>Jonathan Dimbleby presents political debate and discussion from the University for the Creative Arts in Epsom Surrey with a panel including Labour MP Hilary Benn and Munira Mirza, an adviser on arts and philanthropy who was deputy mayor for Education and Culture at the Greater London Authority. Also: Laurie Penny a contributing editor to the New Statesman political magazine and the Chairman of the House of Commons Treasury Select Committee Andrew Tyrie MP.

>>91872041
It was Westminster that fucked over the colonies, not ordinary English folk. There's no reason we can't be friends.

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>>91868380
R O C H D A L E

Oi Lads check out this top funny *Right Wing* stand up Comic Andrew Lawrence , very funny here is what he says ,
I've noticed a number of journalists in comedy have taken to labeling me a 'right-wing comedian'.

I've also seen I'm now described as such on a Wikipedia page that someone set up about me and my comedy.

I want to make clear that I certainly have some right-wing views -and just as many that are not.

I don't subscribe to any political ideology and I am not in any way affiliated with any political organisation.

Those of you who have seen my stand-up will know that I do material of all kinds on a lot of subjects. On any given night politics might be one of those subjects, or it might not.

Over the past year I have certainly been very critical of the resurgent hard-left wing in British politics- and particularly scathing of those individuals on the internet that are increasingly now referred to as 'Social Justice Warriors'.

These people seemed to me a target ripe for satire. And disturbingly rather than comedians in the UK taking the piss out of these SJWs over the past year or so, they seemed to be joining their sanctimonious ranks.

Over the past year I have certainly spent time questioning why all political comedians in the UK- almost without exception- are stridently left-wing in their politics, why there isn't any room for nuance, why it is that in the eyes of the comedy industry the idea of a comedian expressing right-wing views automatically must mean they're Bernard Manning or Jim Davidson.

But of course, just because I am critical of left-wing hysteria on the internet, and the left-wing establishment in comedy, does not automatically mean I am right-wing.

Pols/ Comic ?

>>91872388
I know, but I still bemoan the loss of a potential Transatlantic anglo hyperpower

Got kicked out of my house today lads, because I was trying to impress a girl.

I work at a retail chain and a Polish girl is one of my coworkers. I filmed myself arguing with my dad and calling him a barbarian for voting Brexit. Was going to show the film to the girl so she would feel attracted to me. During the argument I got a bit heated and he threw me out.

Dad grabbed my phone, smashed it so I didn't even get the film. In the library right now surrounded by Somalians.

The worst part is that I voted to leave but he'll never believe that now.

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>>91871899
L-lewd

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Heard Nick Clegg is doing HIGNFY

>>91872801
On all levels you are a total failure.

>>91872801
Traitor !
Dad should of smashed the fuck out of you !

>>91872388
>>91872041
The colonists were NOT fucked over, it's American propaganda

http://pastebin.com/Zz1iwaFJ

>>91872801
Bahahahaha

>>91872801
>things that never happened

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>>91872801
You know what to do.

>>91872801
>be race traitor
>nazi father does the honourable thing and disowns you before you can destroy his bloodline
>expect sympathy on /pol/

>>91872926
He's presenting, too bad it's with Kevin Bridges and some unfunny female comedian.

>>91872801
1.
>Hey dad can you help me film a video I want to impress a girl

OK son that's a bit weird but whatever.

2.
>FUCK YOU DAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT LEAVE VOTING RACIST REEEEEEEE
>Take it far enough that you got kicked out without stopping to think

Do you have a brain?

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>>91867499
Off to the blood refinery with you kraut

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-esquire-interview-read-hints-return-politics-jeremy-corbyn-a7349621.html

>>91873108
Hahahaha
prost of day

>>91867175
>UKIPs dindu nufin

>>91872801
Redeem yourself by attacking the somalians

>>91873276
Blood God hasn't been satisfied

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Thing just didn't get better.

How do all of you enjoy your lives with what's happening in the world. Our populations has no hope of ever being what it was before. The knowledge of our heritage is now just a ghostly presence which nobody can put a finger on, but everybody knows it there. especially here, comprehensives have ensured the destruction of it by making it non-existent in the minds of generations, who will then not be able to at all propagate any information of our heritage that hasn't been selectively taught to them to point out how we were evil or wrong.

This isn't the sort of stuff a few people can remedy through hard work. This is the collective consciousness of a nation.

How do people keep going? Sooner or later people will reject the chains of materialism, right? Sooner or later cucking yourself for two years for that one week in the Bahamas is going to be met with rage. Right?

>>91873276
>Theresa May is the new Tony Blair
wew lad

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>>91873430
Is that are Nige?

UK must pay price for Brexit, says François Hollande

The Dirty Fucking Snail Eating ShitBag

Hookem is a fucking idiot

Live interview on Five News now

>>91873413
do it an film it lad !

>>91867349
>overthrew pro-English monarch for kikes
>butchered royalists

>>91872801
Expecting sympathy on 4chan for this sort of shit is retarded.
Upside, maybe you can try and 'impress' the Somalian's now by showing how much you relate to them with your homelessness. Kek.

>>91873521
what a cuck

>>91873624
he will be assraped by them later Ha

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>>91873276
>15%
WEW
E
W

>>91873521
>Idle threats, says man who won't even be president at Brexit
Straight out of King Nigger's textbook on diplomacy.

>>91873521

>The Price
>No Access to Single Marker and complete control over immigration

Sounds fair to me

>>91873446
National consciousness can lay dormant for centuries and then re-emerge, just look at Scotland and Catalonia.
In fact, I'd argue that English/British identity is easier to revive as its based on ideology (Magna Carta, limited government) rather than transient cultural norms.

Anyone else think TM appears kinda soft fascist?

She wants Britain to become an independent powerhouse outside of the EU, is more interventionist than most Tories without being full socialist, is kinda authoritarian, and wants to turn Britain into a meritocracy

>>91873446
Reject materialism. You don't need that holiday abroad. Your current clothes are fine. It's healthier to stay at home and cook than go out to a restaurant. A book provides more enjoyment that a movie.

Live cheaply. Save up. Wait for the housing bubble to burst. Buy a small home that fulfills your needs. Retire early.

>>91873881
sour grapes an jellus cunt innit

>tom watson demoted to shadow culture secretary

kek

>>91874007
Perhaps. It did happen with Russia, too. But only if the people themselves remain there, dormant. Not if they're supplanted.

>>91874021
clear off burger

>>91873835
>some people would change from UKIP to Blair
Are these the "confused elders/memelords" that always get mentioned?

You lads heard about the petition to publicly hang a paedo?

>>91869528
Buckinghamshire isn't on there

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>>91874015
We can only hope.

>>91873758
Tries to go for inter-racial pussy. Becomes the subject of such a desire.
Karma.

>>91874099
Is it just me or does he look slightly like Alexander Gordon Jahans?

>>91874187

He's right though, pham.

>>91874021
This.

Don't buy the takeaway, don't just pop in for a quick coffee somewhere. Don't randomly buy things because they happen to be on sale and you kinda want them. Your current car is fine, just maintain it, your current phone is fine, you're not really short of anything you actually need. Save your money, even if it's just two quid here and there. Live cheap right now, and in a few years time when you have a decent job and no debt, you can afford to live more than comfortably. Think long-term. For most of us, we have to choose between immediate gratification or fulfilment of long-held dreams. I'm taking the latter.

>>91871170
They are clearly in distress.

Liberate and civilise.

>>91874187
don't be a nob
he's participating more than you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcngNMaPnD8

Who /starkey/ here?

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>>91874300
delet this

>>91874367
How do you find dreams? I don't have any...

>>91874300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

>>91874527
He's a cheeky nobgobbler, for sure.

>>91874527
>tfw you'll never get a finger-wagging from Starkey

I've been asleep for the past 24 hours, anything happened?

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Comfy times before the local beer festival

>>91874267
Kek
>>91874338
straya now WTF ?
>>91874369
Behave sonny
he is talking bollocks !
we are in a stagnant Economy you dickhead
we need to buy an spend to get GB flourishing again ,hense the need for a £10 living wage !>>91874367
read above

>>91874527
he's an honourary hetero if there ever was one, milo can stay in america.

>>91874861
Anyone else got plans tonight?

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What's with the Welsh and leeks?

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>>91873446
History has failed, it's ending. You should be rejoicing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av9mcbQX82k

>>91874968
Get drunk and play CK2
You?

I'm a little out of the loop guys, why is our new PM based?

>>91874527

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiVqKlaurlA

MAKES ME CRY ERRYTIME

>>91867383
Haha brilliant, someone really needs to make another of those "brit autist" threads, they are funny as fuck.

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>>91874980
It`s a national symbol of Wales.

>>91871367
You can't even get in to trouble, you're doing a service.

>>91874968
anime, memes and tears

(in that order)

>>91869166
>not sorting out ireland first
>not into british space company second

Lad...

>The world, is nearly all parcelled out, and what there is left of it is being divided up, conquered, and colonised. To think of these stars, 41 that you see overhead at night, these vast worlds which we can never reach. I would annex the planets if I could; I often think of that. It makes me sad to see them so clear and yet so far.
>The last will and testament of Cecil John Rhodes. London: 1902

>>91874968
Get black out drunk and fall asleep at my desk.

>>91875116
I'll be getting drunk at the beer festival and then probably some online EU4 with a mate actually. He says CK is good

>>91875120
Because your standards are shit.

>>91874980
are you 8yo ?
>>91874968
shitposting an destroying mongos here
as on curfew an HM Bracelet

>>91874980
They're our traditional vegetable? Honestly I don't know but I'm gonna look it up.

>>91874980
Didn't you read Henry V?

>>91875291
>as on curfew an HM Bracelet

wew

>>91874367

This is correct.

I have been living this way for years now. My peers have sneered in the past but now I own 4 properties with no mortgage on 2 of them. I make more from rentals than most of my peers make in wages.

Living the dream

>>91874980
>The leek is also a national emblem of Wales. According to legend, Saint David (the patron saint of Wales[2]) ordered his Welsh soldiers to identify themselves by wearing the vegetable on their helmets in an ancient battle against the Saxons that took place in a leek field. It is still worn on St David's Day each 1 March

>>91872511
No, he's an appeasing faggot.

>>91875116
>tfw console commands have ruined CK2 for me
>tfw ironman mode is too slow and boring
JUST.

I might try the game of thrones mod though.

>>91875217
What anime?
>>91875273
We are all similar
>>91875291
HM bracelet?

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>>91875467
Thanks lad that's actually pretty cool

i wonder if johann is here

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>>91875493
>What anime?

>>91875274
Yeah it is, I've heard the same about EU4 as well.

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We underrate and underappreciate the Cornish.

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>>91875467

>>91875274
Wish we had a beer festival around where I live, but we do get a cider one every year so that's good.

>>91868981
The west riding is a hell of a load worse, Lancs has a bad reputation which is somewhat deserved but everywhere around Bradford and Leeds is pretty much hell on earth.

>>91875474
I seen some of his RW gags an he is Very Funny !
>>91875493
chav tag ,the shame of it , Got a fine too for twatting a polish dickhead ,he played race card an I came off with a suspended sentence !

>>91867590
The guy's banner gif was surprisingly accurate considering his position.

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>>91873276
THIIIIIIIINGGGGGSSS

>>91876081
Looks like something from a Python sketch

>>91874576
It doesn't have to be something special, it can just be finding a wife and raising children.

>>91873446
Nah we are completely and utterly fucked.

>>91876035
kek

>>91875488
It's a very well done mod. Whilst I fucking hate the gay arse message of the books, the mod is fun as hell.

>>91875978
It's great fun. Much better online with friends. Tactics and working together to undermine others is great.

What's that website with the map of the UK with all the hate crimes pinpointed?

>>91875242
Sorry, I think we're next in line for a jaunt into space http://www.iomtoday.co.im/news/business/isle-of-man-third-in-world-for-space-commerce-1-7489191

>>91876160
Haha brilliant
>>91876086
Somerset? We have one yearly and some food festivals nearby

>>91876160
> !
Stop that.

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>>91876296
http://www.istreetwatch.co.uk/

>>91875242
Great British Space Empire would be pretty neat.

Plus, if you're the only one with a Royal Space Navy it suddenly becomes much easier to pummel your earthbound enemies.

>>91868648
>Be a 100% less British

Nah, I'm alright.

>>91876505
>we have one
We have a bunch. You thinking Newt?

>>91876656
kek, cheers lad.

>>91876269
The books seem a lot better than what I remembered after watching the show.

slouched so low i'm basically lying on my chair

>>91876269
What is the message? I've never read the books

ball so hard mother fuckers wanna fine me

>>91876849
>just fuck my back up senpai

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>>91876656

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>>91876656
Brilliant.

>>91876925
I'm not sure exactly what he's referring to, but Martin comes across a creepy fuck. He can hardly go a page without mentioning sex.

>Wake up
>Hollande is trying to threaten us again

Fucking lel

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>>91876925
Anti-war feminist crap mostly, but looking past that the book is well written and I enjoy the setting. I just find the message he is pushing annoying.

>>91873276
>>91873835
>Down 6 points.
>Against Jeremy fucking Corbyn.
Man, his name is dirtier than Thatcher's in Scotland.

>>91871367

E-mail the hotel, ask for a managers email posing cold calling food supplier. Get forwarded to a manager that deals with payments.

Turn up one day with a high-vis vest and a ladder, just do the thing and turn it the right way up, if anyone questions you you just say "I'm a tree surgeon but your manager Mike (or whatever his name is) asked me to come and fix this flag after a number of complaints. He received an email this morning about me coming"

Employee walks back inside, either thinks "fuck it" or "ill ask mike about this". By the time Mike comes out, you're already gone.


Although if this happens:

"I'm a tree surgeon but your manager Mike (or whatever his name is) asked me to come and fix this flag after a number of complaints. He received an email this morning about me coming"

"Yeah m8, i'm Mike i don't remember making any call, whats your name m8?"

"My name is Gary, i thought you knew about this? Someone from your offices called last week asking us to come around, i got told a Mike would come out to see us."

Mike then goes back into the office to talk to his higher ups. By that time you're off.

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>>91876215
CAAAAAAAAN

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>>91873276
ONLY GET BETTER

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what does Eddie Hall think about the refugees?

>>91876925
Anti-religion
anti-nobility
feminism
Generic lefty stuff really

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>>91877744
>feminism
>Generic lefty stuff really

Uggghhhhhhhhh

>>91868890
>>91868099
As much as we can look at places like Bradford, Rotherham and Hull, at least Yorkshire has swathes of green and pleasant land and hundreds of gorgeous, 99% white towns and villages
The entirety of Lancashire is literally one big multicultural, post-industrial shithole. Even its one seaside resort, Blackpool, is filled with scum. They just happen to be white.

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Brilliant.

>Discovering how Theresa May thinks, is like waking up one day and finding out your neighbour was a serial killer or paedophile . 'Yes she was very quiet. We never knew much about her. But she was always so polite.'

>>91876505
I hated how I was made out to be a Racist thug by this fucking twat , bang out of order , I will maim/cripple him by xmas , was a pub brawl after sunday footie ,most lads would of let it go as a punch up but not that dickhead *angry* !
>>91876550
GTFO ! ! ! ! haha

>>91877986
The Ribble Valley is really nice though.

>>91878108
Stop putting spaces in before punctuation you knuckle-dragging inbred!

>>91871269
look at the size of that noggin.
Better but more shabby.
Being clean cut helps a lot.

>>91877986
Im a Blackpool lad an I agree *shamed*

>>91878108
Yeah I understand. Back in school we had 1 black kid. He was an utter cunt. He ran into me when he was playing football on the field and I was eating lunch. Tripped up, got up shouting "fucking cloud boy" and punched me. I smacked him back. He ran off to a teacher. I got called a racist. I didn't hate him because he is black, I hated him because he's a tosser. Him being black had nothing to do with it.

Was a small school and he alienated himself with the end result of being chased and beaten up by a group of kids


Protected classes, hate them for any reason and then you're the racist

>>91878253
Grow up Twat or I will smash you too ! ! ! !

>>91878439
I'll wave at you tomorrow from the beach if its a clear day

>>91878634
Everyone was racist in my school. Nobody cared because the 2 black kids were utter cunts and the teachers knew it.

Better times.

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>>91877223

>mfw the media takes """statistics""" from this site
>mfw half the """hate crimes""" are being called a racist in greggs

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THE LEFT

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/oct/07/fast-train-to-publication-too-fast

>>91877999
kek, love this one.

The admin edits them prior though, he changed one I sent to remove that I had put specifically that it was Poles abusing the imaginary Pakistani in my story.

>>91877703
>tfw you're bigger and stronger than the world deadlift championship's logo.
>tfw you're bigger than a caricature of a strongman.

Brit on holiday lads my mum just called saying that May is gunna step down she is talking shit right?

just had a maximum red pill conversation with my mum lads

>>91874527
...meh. Stretching it.