https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW
JEFF ENTERING THE EYE OF THE STORM LIVE
IT'S HAPPENING
>>91837862
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW
wrong link you shit
https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1LyxBDXBrXkGN
>be american
>get blown away
>get shot
>plus tip
Why does Jeff not have any actual audio?
Need to hear trains.
Reminder when using Periscope
>Press "h" for cinematic mode.
I'm getting my 100mw green laser out for some funsies.
Maybe I'll hit a hurricane hunter plane by accident...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
stormerchaser back
The actual biggest disappointment of 2016.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
>>91837993
you can only hear his voice, his mic has noise cancelling or some shit
listen to stormchaser
>>91838040
but the winds are 100mph....
>>91838015
this
jeff knows hes fucked up
Wow 339 dead in Haiti
>>91838075
if nobody's dying or getting seriously injured, it's a disappointment.
>>91838075
like a rainy night aroung here
>>91838096
Why? The storm is dying on the stream. It's soon over.
Why would you say he fucked up? Doesn't look bad at all
>>91838142
lol
WHY WON'T THAT FUCKING TREE FALL OVER IN JEFF'S STREAM, IT'S A FUCKING CATEGORY 3
>>91838142
Hopefully the post-storm cholera outbreak pushes the number up a lot higher.
Jason stream back online!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mo9rGEtE2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mo9rGEtE2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mo9rGEtE2M
https://twitter.com/SkyFormZ
>>91838040
>giving up hope.
kek is disappointed in you my son
>>91838173
it aint even started yet man.
>>91837991
THIS
>>91838142
good to hear
They have been saying that the worst of it is supposed to be flooding in Northern Florida and Georgia. They say it will be historic. But since everyone already evacuated, it's not a real happening.
>>91838188
>he fell for the category meme
>>91838015
based
>stormchaser leaving to nap and leaving stream up
Better than jason, I won't have to worry about him
>>91838235
Really? Can I have some LEGIT sources of this please. Sounds like I am being trolled. Storm has been going on for hours..
>taking a nap
>in a hurricane
The madman
>>91838281
*water starts to rise around car
>>91838283
this shit is going slow as fuck it's going to be in the area all day today
>>91838283
The worst part of it is still off the coast.
>>91838283
Do you fear death?
>nap time
>again you youtubers, how do you know I'm not strapped?
what did he mean by this?
>>91838372
rip Jason, he wuz a good boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqEmL9sd94I
any chance of this man dying live like the dumbass he is
>>91838372
I FEAR ONLY GOD
>>91838015
Thank You Benton
This still has me creeped out.
fucking hillary called on the patron saint of her donors for an october miracle to wash away all the trump voters.
>>91838426
That he's gonna cap any nigga dumb enough to try to rob him.
HOLLY SHIT JEFFS STREAM WHO SAW THAT BIG AS THING FLY OF THE BUILDING
is this faggot risking his live for (you)'s?
>>91838446
fuck i kek'd so hard
>>91838372
the tide is high but im holding on
im gonna be your numbe one
im not the kinda girl to give up just like that
>>91838444
digits confirm good boy
>>91838022
Kill yourself fuckstain.
>>91838082
>>91838147
>>91838253
The only way we can improve the board is by helping each other brothas
>I'm not going to make it
>>91838349
Well I guess I'll be entertained for the whole day then, cheers.
>>91838354
God I hope it shatters the coast.
>>91838444
Is this a new meme? He looks safe in that parking house to me.
alright, who is who on the two streams?
are they literal whos or some story behind them?
*yawwwwn*
yep, that describes perfectly this """"""""""""""hurricane"""""""""""""""
>>91838446
>smiling while saying these things
What did he literal sociopath by this?
>>91838509
that's a big storm
>>91838446
Shepard "Your Kids Die Too" Smith
>>91838585
Does he look okay?
>>91838594
It doesn't matter who they were before. They're legends now
>>91838509
I wanted Melbourne wiped off the map, just not that Melbourne.
WE'RE ON THE MOVE FOLKS
/Jeff
*Jeff begins to move
>>91838372
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
HES FUCKING MOVING BOYS
>>91838642
He's dead, jim
>>91838521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwyqWLBRESA
>>91838671
kek works in mysterious ways
>>91838642
He looks comfy as fuck lol
OUTER EYEWALL HAS MADE LANDFALL
>>91838446
how embarrassing
Imagine if Matthew just completely destroyed Disney World.
>>91838468
what is his periscope?
Shit's gonna get nasty
>>91838681
>>91838688
is it sideways for you guys to?
>>91838723
how far away is that from the streamers?
>>91838775
try refreshing
So it IS going to make landfall around Daytona still right?
>>91838761
How new is this?
>>91838723
>>91838761
>tfw my sacrifice only held poseidon off for half an hour
WTF JEFFF RIP
JEFF JUST DIED LMAO
>>91838796
Jeff is like 3 or 4 miles south of that. so i think it is going to pass him
>>91838446
>>91838849
nvm he just parked, he's back up
F
>>91838817
Live-ish
http://www.wfaa.com/weather/gulf-of-mexico-radar
Shit hitting dallas woke me up.
>>91838761
Literally looks worse for Dallas right now
>>91838723
>Cape Canaveral getting rekt
lmao, time for more NASA Gibs.
>>91838832
GIVE ME HIS PERISCOPE NIGGA PLEASE I'M LOSING ALL THIS REACTIONS
>>91838882
>>91838740
Disney World has a force field placed over it.
>>91838861
JEFF IS FUCKING GONE
>>91838894
This pls
is he dead?
Why is everyone saying that Jeff is dying? He is just driving in mild rain
>>91838887
Thanks for the link
>>91838889
>>91838887
its not even raining here, just some lightning.
I hope it rains soon, I sleep better in rain.
>t. dfw anon
>>91838894
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
>>91838961
if he isn;'t dead he's dead in spirit seeing jason's fate
>>91838446
The madman
>>91838961
Meming kids
Once you're here long enough you'll get used to it and learn 99 percent of it is all bullshit
>wheelie bins not even getting blown over
>Jeff making sure the mall hasnt been compromised
>>91838894
What is Jason's periscope?
>>91838756
He's offline (dead) now
>>91838961
Jeff pls go
>>91838894
Jason sleeps for now
>>91838029
man nothing beats being comfy and warm in PA w/ fresh baked bread and coffee watching this all unfold.
>>91839011
thank-you good sir
>>91838959
have a blast friend
>>91839028
i can't get the jeff strea, link?
>>91839025
>wheelie bins
I CANT WATCH ANYMORE THIS IS HORRIFYING JEFF IS TRAPPED THERE
well that was fun
i would like to pay my respect to Jason "titanic 2.0 guy who ran into a fucking tree earlier"
also thank you Jeff and stormchaser guy. many good memories of tonight
can someone good at math calculate how long itll take this dumb sprrnkle to reach land if it continues at its current speed
>>91839025
>wheelie bins
I fucking love you guys. Say more funny things.
>>91839055
His account doesn't have his stream saved?
>>91839025
>wheelie bins
sobritishIshitthequeen.jpg
>>91839025
What the fuck's a wheely bin you daft wanker cunt
>>91839071
>tfw Oregon
>tfw cozy pitter-patter light rain outside
>tfw Rebs getting BTFO
>>91839093
New stream.
https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZvEPAJX?
jeff is back
https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZvEPAJX
When is Jeff coming back on?
https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZvEPAJX
Jeff back
>>91839025
not to worry, doug has his rootie tootie point and shooties ready for just such an occasion
>>91839207
fucking so based, also F if dead
HE'S BACK
https://www.periscope.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1BdGYNZvEPAJX?
>>91839207
last known photo
>implying
>>91839157
It should. Watch it now.
It's in the OP
>>91839207
>the look of a man who knows his spirit will be sacrificed to the stormlords
>>91837862
Eye of the storm is literally the calmest part
>>91839123
Just shut the fuck up shrimpbbqfaggot.
There is literally no need to over-exaggerate. There is a storm going on, this is Gods own weather my friend.
With that said, I hope Jeff-cam catches something cool.
Some winds just broke a limb off a local tree.
WOW. It's like the Twister ride at Universal!
>>91839122
>>91839152
>>91839178
>>91839194
>mfw that's genuinely what we call them as well
>In the morning everyone sees how little destruction resulted from the storm
>get mad at media for hyping up a "not dangerous storm"
>Matthew continues to loop around, with Florida in its sights again
>No body listens to the 2nd warnings and stay at home with no supplies
>Matthew hits directly hit Florida this time and causes chaos
>yfw Kek planned this all along
so the storm was total nothing? all that hype wasted?
>>91839025
>>91839025
Just in case you need to bin it during soggy weather.
>>91839341
It hasn't made proper landfall yet. If it does, there will be severe damage to everything.
Is there anywhere I can watch a recording of Jason's ventures, now that he's passed?
Comfy rain here in dfw Texas
Good morning y'all
>>91839341
not wasted
billions of sales of foods and other goods
good for the government and business :D
bad for the lowly citizen who bought into the hype
>>91839292
>Most powerful race in the world education
Unless you flips have mastered teleportation, you can't get out of the eye without running in to the worst part of the storm. It's not possible, unless you're very very lucky - and your kids die too ^__^
>>91838446
Youtube subtitles are trying to tell us something. I don't trust faggots and I definitely don't trust men named Shepard.
Jeff seems excited.
>>91839362
>implying a ruffigan didnt pull that out of the ground and place it there as a youtube viral prank video setup
get with the times its current year jesus christ
>>91839417
>tfw i recorded the whole thing
>will probably never edit it
It's over. The weather channel says it will not make landfall, and will stay far enough off land that there won't be hurricane force winds. It's over. At Least we had a good two hours.
yesssss
>>91839329
>Literally Happy Merchant: the Hurricane
>Jeff sperging out at this poor bastard
>125mph sustained
>140mph gusts
>just offshore
Here's hoping for landfall.
Jeff wants to die
>IT SUCKS
LOL
>HAPPENING!!
Confirmed jeff suicidal
>>91839492
Jeff likes storms LEAVE HIM ALONE
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>91839492
sounds like he's talking about his favorite anime to some normie
>>91839421
>tfw no rain yet
Wow I can't believe I might make it through this without my power shitting itself.
>>91839424
Those dirty Jews manufactured this storm as a way of selling us worthless bags of sand.
Jeff sounds exactly like that guy from Mad Max you just run from without question
>>91839474
>tfw you should resist your biological urge to be a faggot and upload the uncut version to Jewtube
F
So are hurricanes just another one of (((their))) inventions? Its always hype for days then almost nothing happens.
Any Psychologists on? What is Jeffs diagnosis?
>The worst part of this mega-storm is his camera wasn't working
JEFF DIED
>>91839618
>uncut
Did that Storm•I•Tecture lad drown right enough? RIP fella!
Clearly extreme weather is his Sonic/Trains.
>>91839618
Please oh please sauce
>>91839424
goys lose again!
...
Anonymous
10/07/16(Fri)20:37:12 No.91831510
Florida resident here. I flew to new zealand to get away from the hurricane. Did I go far enough or am I still in danger?
Man Jeffs cell coverage must sucks
>>91839647
autism
We all knew Jeff wasn't going to make it through the night, we just didn't expect it to be a heart attack that would take him.
>>91839643
YOURE GOING TO DIE
unless you buy some stuff and rent accomodation
BUT IF NOT YOU WILL DIE
>matthew predicted to loop around and linger
>other hurricane right behind it
DOES THIS MEAN WE MIGHT SEE THE GREATEST HAPPENING OF OUR TIME?
so jeff said that nothing big is going to happen since its 5 miles away...do i go to bed?
It got Jeff too.
cat 2
>>91839715
fucking this
>>91839643
>did the kikes invent a weather phenomena
What do you think they are, literal gods?
I'm in Orlando and the power has gone out for one second like four times now. It's not raining AT ALL and barely wind
>>91839785
they're the chosen people, Vinh
CNN reporter going to get blown away for us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o49SA_jLTo
>stormchaser just keeps yawning loudly
what does he mean by this?
>>91839728
It's another creepy face
>>91839753
lmao 2 cat
>>91839684
>Lesbian whores + 40k
>>91839785
Implying the GFE don't have weather machines
>leaf education
>>91839728
>>91838142
Made my morning
>>91839844
>120mph
why is MSM blowing this up?
>>91839844
>no emergency services in melbourne
b-but who will wake up jason?
How many niggers you think are committing crime tonight? With everyone indoors
>>91838446
b-but I'm a k-/kuk/mando, I'm not gona let the guvment tell me what to do
>sharts internally
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS STORM IS A FUCKIN BORE
>>91839859
How are the novels senpai? Any good?
>>91839844
Do you think they are pretending the connection keeps going down to make it more dramatic
I heard that 5 bussloads of niggers are on their way from Chicago as we speak. They will be raiding through the day and will rape everything they come about.
Jeff where
>>91839972
>THIS IS THE WORST STORM EVER TO MAKE LANDFALL
>winds bend tree slightly
>>91839908
Because 140mph in the eyewall.
>>91839908
They're still trying to sell all the hype they generated.
Mass hysteria is good business remember.
Stormchaser moving
>>91839618
i haven't forgotten about you I'm just uploading it to mega.co so I don't need to do anything else, I'm going to sleep soon
Someone should make another bread though
>>91839958
A lot. They were already planning looting schemes on twitter this afternoon.
>tfw they somehow manage to die to a Cat 3 that hasn't even make landfall yet
>tfw CNN will say Mother Nature is racist and that climate change is the 'change we need'.
>>91840066
Only in the northeast quadrant
Line down sparky sparky on Stormchaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
Better stream.
When are some people gonna die
When some buildings gonna get smashed
When some people gonna go flying
So boring
GAGAAGAHAAHAHAH ITS GONNA BLOW
THE TRANSFORMER IS ON FIRE
FUCKING DRIVE IDIOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
HAPPENING
>>91840179
FIRE ON GROUND
>>91840166
the ominous sound of blowing wind.
kek is up to something here.
Shits on fire yo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
STORMCHASER FOUND LOOTERS
GOT FIREBOMBS THROWN AT HIM
IT'S HAPPENING
>>91840206
he's calling a friend so he can check out his stream kek
>>91840057
>evacuate or you will die
>more people died from choking on a pretzel today than from this hurricane
>>91840179
Shits on fire yo.
>>91839728
>>91840182
everybody evacuated
hurricanes usually lose power when they hit land mass
I think the biggest habbening we'll get is a flood or 2.
>>91840206
KEK WILL EXPLODE THE STORMCHASER AND THEN MATTHEW WILL HIT FULL FORCE ON COCOA
HE WILL BE OUR SACRIFICE TO BRING DOWN THE WRATH OF THE STORM MONKEY
dat arcing lads
>>91840288
oh my fuck
>>91840155
140mph just offshore. Didn't you listen to Jeff explaining it to some normalfag with autistic excitement?
>>91840182
Nigga I know it is Florida, but it ain't Haiti.
Plus deaths are usually nigs nogging and they get caught up in the storm.
>>91840260
>b-b-b-b-b-but.. i-it.. killed some people in haiti!
>quick donate the clinton foundation!
>mericans literally unironically still run power lines in masts
really
>>91839986
Please answer
>>91840246
nigga that's a downed power line
JEFF IS LIVE
JEFF LIVES
>>91839986
The first three Gaunt's Ghosts, Eisenhorn, and Horus Heresy are all breddy gud.
That said, I say that as a fan of the universe, they're B movie-tier literature at best.
If you have an interest though, those are the places to start, and tbqh, I'd recommend that you torrent the first book you choose and read up on the 40k Lexicanum.
GW is Jew-tier, so don't feel bad about denying them shekels whenever possible.
stormchaser has ronald regan on the phone
he's already dead and so are we
>>91840046
Ahaha they are going to either die from a random, strong gust or get shot.
Either way who cares.
>>91840399
Thanks anon
jeff's back but he's making creepy mouth sounds.
>>91840364
We have 5.5 million miles of powerlines. When we're wasting trillions on sand niggers its pretty difficult to keep up with the rest of the stuff that needs to be done.
i heard chris kyle is on the roof shooting looters lads
what a hero
JEFF IS ONLINE
>>91840509
>on the roof
rip
>>91840509
Only Jason is true hero
>>91840364
Denmark is like two square miles big, who are you to judge. You could probably power your country wirelessly.
>>91840364
Do you expect us to bury the lines under water?
Oh right you don't know what a water table is!
I hope all of the trump voters die 2bh
jeff needs to stop memeing and go get some good shots of burning transformers like der stormchaser
>>91840364
If our country was as small as yours we could run them underground no problem. Do you even know how big this place is?
>>91840594
>tfw no basements or metro system
>>91840612
same desu.
>>91840364
>>91840476
That and approximately 1/4 the population density.
>>91840612
same desu
MAH GOD ITS A MONSTER
SSOMEBODY GOT HER THE HELL OUT OF THERE
DONT THEY KNOW ITS GGONNA KILL EVERYONE THAT EVER LIVED
>>91840612
this
>>91837862
jesus christ thats an autumn breeze in Norway
man up
>>91840476
5.5 million miles of embarrassment
>>91840594
you think underground power lines aren't water proof?
>>91840723
is this your excuse for using wooden masts to run power lines inside cities?
>>91840612
this to be honest family
https://www.windytv.com/?28.129,-79.945,9
ITS ONE OF KEK'S EMISSARIES!
HE WALKEDTHRU THE STORM LIKE NO HUMAN COULD,UNHARMED!
THE EMISSARIES ARE HERE!
>>91840662
>tfw the ground becomes more malleable when it rains too much
>mfw trees fall under their own weight because the soil becomes mud underneath it.
Feels swampy man
I just took a walk around the yard. Some small limbs down.
Still have power, satellite, internet, and city water.
North Cocoa area.
I have to commend FPL. These newer discharging transformers really help keep power going well in storms. They make a really scary sound when they go off though, like an A-10s Avenger cannon.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>91840472
Will just clarify by saying that the first 3 GG and Eisenhorn books both come in their respective Omnibus, so it's handy.
If you like those and want to go into more thorough shit, just look for anything by Dan Abnett, Aaron Dembski-Bowden, and Graham Mcneill.
Aight, I'm done
ACCCTTTIIIOOONNNN
EXPLOOOOOOOOSIOONS
>>91840802
THEIR CHILDREN ARE DEAD
IT EXPLODED
SHIT BLOWING UP!
MY APARTMENT IS COLLAPSING SOMEBODY PL
>>91840802
Looks kind of like le Dilbert man tbqhwyf
>>91840865
I just heard that sound a few times in daytona beach. Lost power for maybe one minute and got it back
it hasn't even begun yet
>If you see downed power lines, don't touch them.
>>91840774
Do you think water proofing is resistant to shifting wetlands? Or do you know how often the wiring has to be replaced because it rained so much the ground became mud and the wires move?
Here is a hint: there is a reason it is cheaper to keep them above ground.
>>91840922
THEY COULDN'T SURVIVE IT
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE
UNLESS THEY'RE VERY VERY LUCKY
HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>91840774
>this fucking retarded
wew lad
>http://www.twisterchasers.com/Storm_Chaser_Home_Page.html
Jeff webpage
>>91840989
I'm down the street from you and it's not even that bad yet fag
OP HERE WHO PICKED UP MAKING BREADS FOR LAST GOY
SOMEONE ELSE DO IT IM GOING TO SLEEP
DAYTONA CAM DED
SO what happened to the Storm Surge?
>>91841193
Just make it now faggot, we're at 290.
Wuv yew :3
what do storm chasers do for money?
unemployment?
>>91841052
>there is a reason it is cheaper to keep them above ground.
>i-it's not an embarrassment, we just can't afford proper infrastructure
and if the ground in your cities is that loose you should have much bigger issues than wires moving
>>91841285
>Sales Manager at Baron Weather Displays & Doppler Radar'sEmmy Award Winning Storm Chaser over 30 years.Extreme Weather Stock Footage.
>>91841265
It got replaced, by a JEB! SURGE
YEP AIGHT YEP AIGHT AIGHT YEP YEP YEP AIGHT AIGHT AIGHT ALRIGHT
Jeff is back, anyone know Jason's periscope?
>Jeff periscope
Jeez this cracka finna die lol no nigga be out doin dis shit less he gettin some serious cheddar
>>91841300
>it rains a fucking shitload in the gulf
who knew eh?
>>91841285
Sell their footage and pictures.
Interviews.
Television if they get popular or are particularly crazy.
Other wise they probably have flexible day jobs lol
what happened to cocoa!?
>>91841396
he ded :^J
>>91841259
Brighthouse cable is out here but we still have power
>>91841300
>It's a Denmark doesn't have to balance its GDP around Niggers and shitskins yet episode
Just wait, it's great banter
>>91841370
https://www.periscope.tv/stormitecture/
>>91841279
last one lad gotta do your own now
>>91841393
>>91841393
>>91841369
YEP! AIGHT! So....
bla bla bla so...
so...
>>91841425
Thanks I'll keep an eye out to see if he comes back.
He did say he'll be back right?
this nigga jeff needs to stop using noise cancelling. cant hear the storm at all, but we get to hear every time he slurps from his Big Gulp
>>91841595
>>91841595
New thread for Jeff
>>91841300
>cities
Good meme. Look euro you aren't the first one to come in here assuming shit. All of them got ass blasted and raged off.
It is easier and cheaper to use wooden polls (see all of those trees? We have a shitload of them) to hoist the wires over long distances, and just fix them when a storm comes fuck it up.
The total length of these lines could wrap your fucking country. Why would we waste time burying special wire that will require maintanence (thus redigging, a gigantic pain in the ass) which over all cost so much more for the same result?
Oh and don't forget that if you dig more than 3 feet you are digging into water. Have fun with that.
>Europeans in charge of logistics
INFOGRAPH ONLINE
THIS DAY WILL NOT BE LOST TO HISTORY
>DAY OF THE STORM
ARRIVAL OF KEK'S EMISSARIES
INFOGRAPH ONLINE
THIS DAY WILL NOT BE LOST TO HISTORY
>DAY OF THE STORM
ARRIVAL OF KEK'S EMISSARIES
updated and read-able
>>91838283
>Storm has been going on for hours..
The storm will be going on for days. It is expected to come back next week around tuesday or wednesday.