Hurricane Matthew Gamethread #3

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>>91829436
First for Chitoge

WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THEIR HOUSE OUT OF WOOD?

is there any exciting stream anymore

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING'

BUT WE CAN STILL HOPE FOR A DEATH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

>>91829436
i am about to go to bed give me words of encouragement - or is this a big waste of time?

This was a meme hurricane wasn't it?

>>91829525
BEFORE BEING THROWN OUT OF A HURRICANE

>>91829525
well I don't know, why would someone make their teeth out of wood?

>>91829525
Yeah, they should have used mud and straw like in mexico

>>91829557
Going to bed too. Waste of time.

this honestly doesn't seem bad at all.

>>91829558
since andrew and the building codes update, all floridian hurricanes are memes

This hurricane was a fucking con

a con to get people to spend money

and a con to get ad revenue

>people evacuated for this
How does it feel to get cucked by a little rain?

>>91829557
BUT ANON YOU"RE GONNA MISS IT

>>91829600
>>91829557
goodnight /pol/

so tired not even going to brush my teeth

>posters the live in Georgia and the safe part of Florida have to deal with evacuee trash shitting up their towns for the next few weeks

I'm sorry guys, shit sucked so much dick during Katrina,

>>91829592
why not make your house out of teeth?

>>91829525
Because Florida is just a bunch of faggots.

>>91829557
Storm serge is still very possible.

>>91829436
>guy trying to get off of an island (best stream)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4 [Embed]
>guy about to an hero in a parking garage
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
who is gonna die first?!?!

>HARAMBE'S WRATH

fuck i laughed

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Reminder that Matthew is JUST a few miles off coast from landfall and skullfucking Florida
WAGONS WEST, MATTHEW

>>91829654
Because of what it did to Haiti.

https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-76.47,27.65,3000

>>91829654
I remember in some thread earlier some dumb fuck claimed "you are 99% certain to die if you stay"

All these idiots seeing their first hurricane and all they know about hurricanes is all the googles dying in Katrina so they think hurricanes are some cataclysmic event

lol at all the people who evacuated for nothing

Getting ready to tune out myself. Hurricane prediction isn't an exact science for those calling it a scam. Looks like this happening won't be too big though.

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>>91829666
Is CTR doing hurricane shit now?

>>91829666
Those trips...Satan doesn't brush

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>>91829706
Did I just see it strengthen before hitting Florida again?

>>91829525
They have kicked the Brits out before they could teach about brick walls.

>>91829706
its like that retarded indie game super meat boy or whatever

>>91829706

>I pick up strength for 12 hours

meh

ain't shit gonna happen

>>91829718
Well, the clintons didn't build much more than tents for them. What did they think would happen?

>>91829739
Flooding is you dumbfuck

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>>91829579

>>91829820
I think that model has it eating nicole.

>I'LL GO OUTSIDE

>"I'LL GO OUTSIDE IN THE GARAGE IN A MINUTE OR TWO"

anyone in 954?

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MADMAN IS GOING OUTSIDE

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>wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg

>>91829773
>tfw you go to bed and it picks up an hour later and destroys everything

Holy fuck he moved his camera, i thought he lost control.

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PARKING GARAGE GUY IS ABOUT TO GET OUT OF THE CAR!!
HABBENING

>>91829901
dumb finnpost

florida was born in water, molded by it

Not enough global warming to make it count. We failed, boys.

>>91829557
No great happenings as of late. I'm desperate, but following the current pattern I'm sure nothing is going to happen. Good night.

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>>91829916
A.....Hurricannibal?

>literally Kek the storm.

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>>91829844
>Its like hes teasing us.

>>91829976
We need to burn more tires.

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>>91829844
>But first, we need to talk about the Fujiwhara effect

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>>91829901
Yeah this is projected to dump 15-20 inches of rain on NC. Not gonna be good.

>gets tricked into 60,000 viewers instead of 1,300
>"OH YA SURE I'LL GO OUTSIDE FOR AN INTERVIEW NOW!"

>>91829999
Cap it folks.

>>91829525
Have you seen a single wood house in Florida in any of these streams? Why do stupid fucking idiots think that the same building methods and rules in Tornado Alley in the Midwest apply to Florida? They don't.

>>91829689
kill youfself subhuman ape

>2 foot storm surge

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE GOT GYPPED

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

DEATH INCOMING

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>>91829999
checked

It is actually a thing too
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fujiwhara_effect

Here's to hoping Kek delivers.

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>huge hurricane
>raining

>>91829904
Why is this picture even a thing?

>Banana River

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AHHH HE"S GETTING OUT!! EVERYONE GET IN HERE
TURN ON CNN

>>91829970
get some buckets and save california

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>ywn ride out a massive hurricane in perfect safety in your cosy beachfront monolithic dome house

>>91830185
they don't deserve saving

>>91829844
>>91830052
A CATEGORY 3 HURRICANE IS A CATEGORY 3 HURRAICANE, YOU CAN'T SAY ILL TURN INTO 4

>>91829436
No power outage yet. But it's about 50 miles from Melbourne so we'll see what happens. Getting some pretty serious winds though.

GET IN HERE

>>91829999
Checked and saved to VHS

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>>91830148
>mfw some SE asian monkey is right on this one

Feelsbad

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>I'M IN FULL REVERSE
>AND THE CAR IS BEING PUSHED FORWARD

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
Put his car in full reverse and got pushed forward F

>>91830052
a storm surge is a storm surge, you can't say it's only a half

>>91830110
>IM IN FULL REVERSE
>THE CAR IS BEING PUSHED FORWARD

HAPPENING

lawl Remember guys if you didn't evacuate you're gonna die.

Currently sitting in a hospital in Port Saint Lucie, which is where it was originally supposed to hit dead on. We've been watching this since yesterday at 7am when we were called in as first responders. I cannot tell you the amount of bullshit and hype these guys have been doing from the beginning and continue to do even as this storm begins to break up.

I will agree that Matthew will make history, as in the biggest over hyped hurricane flop ever.

>>91830217
Not with all that glass you wont. Unless you have some Halo-tier blast doors that slam down and shine red lights on everything

>You guys are going to like this.
Methman bout to an hero.

>full reverse
>car is being pushed forward

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>>91830229

>>91830232
Palm Bay here, hardly had a flicker, winds don't seem too bad at all

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>>91830292

isn't it a bit ominous that there aren't people from palm beach to brevard county on here?

SOMEBODY RECORD THIS PERISCOPE FOR THE DEATH WEBM

WHY WON'T HE FUCKING GO OUTSIDE, DELIVER YOU FAGGOT

>why is it getting so dark
>...
>he he he
>...
>...

you know what'd be neat
street racing in a hurricane

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>>91830313
What would the fun be without some doom though?

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

>the car is in full reverse but I'm going forward

chlorine in the shallow end of the gene pool.jpg

>>91830324
To be fair a hurricane hasn't hit an actually hurricane-prepared state in a while

hurricanes have looked more destructive than they actually are recently

>>91830324
>pass user since 2016

opinion discarded

https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-60.39,23.35,1885

OH NO

IT'S HAPPENING

>>91830376
He tried to back out and immediately hydroplaned forward

>>91829678
This isn't even going to be remotely as bad as Katrina. People will probably be able to go back to their home sand have business as usual in a few days.

Most of the people who would have it worse are people right by the ocean. And it's obviously not dindus that own expensive beachfront property


also Georgia is a third world cesspool that really can't get any worse

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>>91830387
>yfw your ride is too light and a strong gust sends you flying

>>91830325

That's exactly what happens

>On the outside, hurricane louvers can be closed over the windows within fifteen seconds-even in the worst weather, since the Eye has its own generator. These louvers provide security, insulation, and sunlight control, and can be rolled into a drum when not in use.

http://www.monolithic.org/homes/featured-homes/the-eye-of-the-storm

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>>91830462
vtec just kicked in yo

Remember, hurricane Katrina was a bunch of nothing until the levees failed. I don't think there are levees in Florida though.

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>>91829999
>my first legit get.
feels good

>>91830462
that's called a shortcut

>>91830474
Well shit, I want it now. Does it have a disco ball?

>florida man now yawning at matthew in a taunting manner

he's gonna get out and fucking fight this storm I swear

>>91830562
I think there's some flood shit near our big ass lake

would flood southern Florida though so who cares

They evacuated 2 million people for nothing.

why did palm trees evolve so top heavy if the wind is always blowing their tops around like mad hair at a zz top concert?

>>91830370
Palm beach is way to the south. They're okay

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
about to fall asleep as he's being hit by debris, laughing, madman

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Best streams I've seen so far.

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4

>>91830676
Why does anything near the tropics evolve the way it does?

>>91830370
Because they are ASLEEP

>>91830562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOEQTJV_3-w

Orlando man here

literally nothing has happened yet, I'm disappointed as fuck.

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>>91829525
I live in a wood house that's 30 years old that has survived like 4 hurricanes now. Wood is the superior material, it bends with the wind nigga.

Most newer houses aren't wood though.

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>This would not be happening if the Carolinas were still in play
What did he mean by this

>>91830679
good. ty.

>>91830717
is he still trapped on the island? florida man seems like he might nap ironically to piss matthew off

>>91830675
TWO MILLYIN PEEPLE YOOST TA LIVE 'ERE

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>>91830772

HILLARY BTFO
CAROLINAS CONFIRMED NOT IN PLAY

>>91830643
>our big ass lake
Why are there so many people pretending to have firsthand info when they're ths fucking obviously bullshitting? Hillary shills false flagging?


That's Lake Okeechobee.

It wouldn't do shit you idiot.

SO boring
Come on Kek, give your faithful servants some fucking blood and carnage

>>91830562
WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS, I'LL HAVE NO PLACE TO STAY

>All these streamers getting tired at 3am

didn't they anticipate having to stay up all night?
i sure did. I work nights, and have the night off anyway, but come on guys.

>>91830834
why do you post womyn nobody here will ever get? stop

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>>91830744
>>91830860

>>91830860
MEAN OL LEVEE, TAUGHT ME TO WEEP AND MOAN!

>>91830846
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_Hoover_Dike

just saying that because it's literally happened before

probably won't happen now though, dike too big

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>Hurricane so boring Jeff fucking fell asleep

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc29q3LJYDA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc29q3LJYDA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc29q3LJYDA

>>91830892
the storm is not increasing exponentially, so they get bored I guess

Why is this storm getting so much attention?
You don't see Europeans posting about their regional storms. Americans should learn to build proper buildings so that they arent scared during a storm.

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>huge hurricane
>millions evacuate
>raining

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>>91830435
very cool. Keep cozy, friends.

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>>91830946
>Malaysia

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>>91830941
>the storm is not increasing exponentially

>>91830834
Looks like my neighbor Kristina

It's only 11:30 here. I was gonna get drunk and watch this shit but maybe I'll go play vidya or something

If Geraldo was there, Matthew would have swerved inland to kill him.

>>91830942
because the media hyped it up, it was going to be a Cat 4 with 140mph winds

turns out 99% of the storm is only 70mph winds

this is the second time they've done it this year. I think they found out a new way to make money and being that we are America, people here can and will do anything to make a shekel.

>>91830942
Because the US is one giant movie. We are your entertainment and you know it.

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>be american
>drive around jerking off to the intensity of a storm

>>91831084
>be australian
>have nothing interesting ever to stream

A fucking billabong

Just you wait, tomorrow at midday it will breach land and scramble everything for a few days straght.

If this is all Global Warming can throw at us, I don't know what all the complaining about.

>>91830932
fake & gay

>>91831130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q4O5XrvGE4

>>91831130
>implying they could even stream anything in the first place

the madman is going to nap in the middle of the storm. he's playing with fire

DICKS OUT FOR MATTHEW

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>>91831130

you've never heard of toad stacking? newfriend

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ef1_1475469259

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>>91831207
yeah, all they have is deserts

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>OH MY GOD ITS THE WORST HURRICANE IN DECADES
>OH MY GOD EVACUATE NOW YOURE ALL GOING TO DIE
>IT *COULD* REACH HURRICANE GUSTS!

seriously the media doing this shit should be fucking illegal. I'm pretty sure there used be laws against this sort of thing.

just read this headline in pic related at weather.com

>>91831239
>even your daily activities resemble arcane shitposting
looks p fun

WHats best stream right now?
Everyone is just sitting.

Methman is coming down.

>>91831424
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

watch our main man ram a pen up his ass

>>91831239

Australia delivers

did he died?

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>OH MY GOD ITS THE STORM OF THE CENTURY OH MY GOD

not a single fucking area with winds above even 100mph, it's not even hitting at Cat 1 speeds

>>91831424
There is no best stream, they're all shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
This guy is driving around but nothing's happening but rain
I guess it's pretty comfy but I have rainymood if I want to listen to rain. I need to see shit flying

>>91830064
that part of NC is nigger central

>>91831389
Holy fuck that's deceiving.

Mass hysteria is good business tho.

>>91831454
Oh, I've been watching him.

>>91830834
You gonna sauce me on this nigga?

>>91831389
We got lucky really, this thing was strong as shit and expected to make landfall. It just shit the bed hard.

>>91831239
That video was better than this shitty hurricane

Jeff is about to call it quits

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IS JEFF ACTUALLY GOING TO FINALLY GET SOME ACTION?


i haven't been on his scope cause nothing was happening. i might switch over soon tho

>>91829525
Same reason your mom sucked me off for 5 bucks.

>>91831499
rofl Looks like the Santa Anas here in LA.

>>91831590
wtf i thought he was about to get eye wall?

>>91831239
>>91831407
After we stack them we whack them with a golf club

>>91831608
so the inner eye is just fucking gone now?

>>91831530
bullshit, if you looked at any of the maps, 99% of the storm was never expected to have winds above 50-60mph

>>91831529
yeah, it should be against the fucking law. I'm actually pissed because I spent extra money on food that I really didn't need.

I can't imagine how pissed I'd be if I had packed all of my shit up and drove to the other side of the state and spend hundreds of dollars between gas, hotels, and food.

>>91831657
my fucking sides

>>91831657
Time for death

hurricane is so devastating a guy is literallly bout to sleep in it

alright i am calling it a night, i will see you fellas tomorrow night, happening or not.

it's ogre

>>91831690
You're a retard.

>>91831737
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

HE'S GETTING BLOWN AROUND BY THE WIND

DON'T LEAVE

>>91831737

Nightnight :3

>>91830942
(((They))) don't want to talk about possible WWIII because it's a weekend. Americans need to rest and watch football you know.

>>91829436
is coco beach guy gonna die?

>>91831659
i guess, jeff periscope doesn't look too windy


>>91831657
fucking kek

>>91831608
I wonder if the guy who hit a tree hit the one jeff passed?

>>91831690
Its been like that for decades. 90% of hurricanes turn out to be fucking nothing, but you have to evacuate because if you don't you could end up like Galveston 1900

>>91829436

I'm in Orlando...right now a whole lot of jack shit. Had some gusts up around 40mph I'd guess but not much else. Radar shows it's right near us but you'd never know. I guess I should be grateful, I locked up my house and put all my electronics in storage before coming over to be with my folks for this.

So far not very dramatic, lot of rain yesterday, some gusts of wind and no rain right now. Meh

>>91829643
damn we got cucked again

they cant keep getting away with this

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FLORIDA IS GOING TO FUCK THIS STORM HARD, storm cant kill florida, florida is too strong!!!

floridians are the purest race of people on this planet, and when this hurricane is dead and long gone we will still be here.

Florida - 1
Hurricane - 0

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>>91831657

>>91831690
Actually about 2-3 hours ago it moved East enough to avoid an actual land fall, otherwise Daytona would be getting fucked up right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4

WE'RE FLOODING IN HERE

>>91831819
definitely possibly

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

GUYS

HE'S GETTING BLWON AROUND BY THE GUSTS

THIS ISN'T OVER

IT LULLED YOU

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You dirty Goys

>>91831636
yeah the media hyped it up and our chemo therapy governor, Rick Scott along with King Nigger validated their claims that this was so dangerous. it was literally just a way to extort people for money. ad revenue. evacuating millions of people to go spend an uneccessary $100-$300 on hotels and gas and whatever else. it's a fucking con and we can't even trust the weather forecast anymore to be honest.

>>91831766
>You're a retard
wow great post, fuck off now faggot

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>>91829436
Watching this guy's stream trying to leave the island, top quality

>>91829436
nothings happening jews

>>91831657
saved

Which stream should I watch?

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>>91831910
So this is what 'murican media considers a catastrophic hurricane ?

>>91829643
This pretty much,
But it shouldn't be news to anyone, they do it every year.

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>>91831845
Stay safe, friendo. Unless you are voting Hillary than go outside.

>>91831973
Most "action" right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4

>>91831973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW

>>91831983
List all the newsworthy events that have happened in your country in this millenium

now compare it to one US city

>>91831910
dude florida man is so disinterested he's gonna nap

>Wew

>>91831987
every year? not really. not to this extent. the last hurricane was a Cat 1 so you knew it wasn't going to do shit. they hyped this up as a devastating Cat 4 and put mandatory evacuations.

they shut down the entire peninsula basically and even canceled school over in Hernando County

>he's getting a telemarketer

Was that a Black Angels ringtone?

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well time to sleep

what a boring storm

Fuck you Matthew. You had my power out for 3 hours. After teasing me like this that is all you do.

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>>91832040
kek
also what did this captcha mean

>when the storm is so boring you decide to do an impromptu interview in the middle of it

>inb4 he hits on her

>>91829536
thanks anon
I'll have this on my second monitor

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Goodnight /pol/
Goodnight Treebeard
Goodnight cute LONDON girl
RIP island guy

>>91832177
>that captcha
>those dubs

you know what you must do, anon.

>BBC

>>91832233
What stream

Get comfy lads, this is going to be a long one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjPTQLgGpq8

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Where my Broward boys at?
Max fucking comfy right now. Still go power and shit

>>91832103
They hype them up big time every storm, just most of the time they actually hit. So it's justified in the end.

Matthew could have been really bad but it moved out to sea. So now it seems like they were over hyping a not so big storm.

>>91829706
how many times will it go around? indefinitely?

Meme storm of the century

>>91832006

I voted for Trump in the primaries 2 hours after early voting polls opened here in Orlando, so yeah, fuck the geriatric murderess.

Still not much happening, did the Weather Channel fuck with us? Stay Tuned, and send Shekels my way!

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4

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>>91832142

>>91832318
shut up leaf you dont know what youre talking about, i live here

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>>91831776
>storm chaser

>>91829706

We get like 7 a year.

Seriously we get more rain on any given monday.

>>91832318
Don't try reasoning with that cuck. He's mad he had to spend all of his autism bux on food this week so he can't be reasoned with.

yes goy mandatory evacuation - now go to the other side of the state and spend your shekels on a hotels along with food and gas. do it goy or you will surely die

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW

HOLY FUCK EYEWALL IS CLOSE TO JEFF

power going out now, about to get popocorn

>>91832615
the food will still get ate so I'm fine.

it's the principle of it, that I could have actually been duped into evacuating like so many other people did

Let's say Russia does nuke the US, would they just need one to do it considering the hurricane could widespread the radiation across the country?

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>>91832685

>>91832631

I am still laughing at the faggots who lined up for gas and dem publix lines.

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yes goy its a massive dangerous natural disaster

now go spend your shekels

im gonna have to be intensely insensitive about any damage the rest of matthew causes out of shear indignance

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>didn't do shit to the Bahamas
>only hurt Haiti because niggers can't build for shit and are dirt poor
I pretty much figured she wouldn't be as nearly bad as the news made it seem. Then again I know the news uses weather as their golden goose.

People here should sue however. Overblowing weather like this causes a cry-wolf effect that actually can be very dangerous, ad revenue be damned.

>>91832729
it's fucking happening

this fucking stream

>mexican retards spamming chat
>no /pol/ swastikas and wall spam

feels bad

This got boring fast.

Go record some clowns guys.

>>91832887
I haven't seen a clown yet, it kind of pisses me off

>>91832838
it's one thing for the news to make claims

it's another for the government to validate them

media is out of control in this country

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW
JEFF ABOUT TO DIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
STORM CHASER STILL TRAPPED SOMEWHERE

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
LETTING CAR MOVE AROUND IN WIND AUTISTICALLY

>load anything of real value in back of car
>drive 18h to state far enough away to avoid price gouging
>park in Walmart parking lot, get a case of water and some food
>sleep in your car in the walmart parking lot
Cheap and easy. Might want to black out your windows so nobody breaks into your car, I guess.

>>91832706
Okay, but you sound like a whiny little cunt. You've been shitting up multiple threads with your bitching and shitting on anyone that tries to explain very basic concepts to you. At this point I just assume you're autistic.

the fucking guy who keeps putting his car in neutral, /one of us/

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW

HAPPENING'S ON BOYS

>complaining about being up for 24 with out sleep

Hasn't this guy heard of coffee?

>>91832998
>>91832981
Based methhead """"storm chaser"""" man.

>>91832939
>LETTING CAR MOVE AROUND IN WIND AUTISTICALLY
fuck 11/10 descreption


and eyewall is getting really fcuking close to jeff, i am gonna go run to get food before it happens

>>91832998
ONE OF US

>>91832970
and what basic concepts are those faggot?

I already explained how the storm was exaggerated by analyzing the radar

>whining
we're on /pol/ you dumbass, that's all anyone does here. don't like it look away from the computer screen.

>>91832981
>ywn giggle autistically as your car gets blown around a garage by wind

just kill me now

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>>91832998
>WATCH JEFF FOR A SECOND
>COME BACK TO THIS

WHAT

>>91832925
hey, atleast you get to see them on halloween too.
I only got dia de los muertos in my town and nobody dresses as a clown that day.

Circuses are dead here too.

>>91832998
Seen the face of Matthew

>>91832941
yeah and what about people with families? I've seen quite a few people pack up all their shit and they drove over to the other side and bought hotels for the night. it's extortion

Our Methhead autist is named Jason.

WHO ELSE JUST SAW THAT POWERLINE EXPLODE

>>91832038
Good point, if I am to judge newsworthy events barely if anything would ever be reported.

>>91829536
HOLY FUCK LIGHTNING BOLT AT THE STREAM THIS FUCKING GUY

>>91833233
Me

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>>91832938
Media and government are all one in the same now bud. Been that way for a couple decades at least.

Still, I'm glad I prepared. I'm also glad I didn't spend any extra money to do it.

Don't forget, the news media are the tasteful, respectful folks that brought you such trailer-trash TV shows as "To Catch a Predator".
Exploiting child abuse to catch goofy perverts for the entertainment of the masses.

And this is who you get your weather coverage from.

>power line comes down and starts a fire

oh shit

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>>91832298
>Where my Broward boys at
yo, broward here. who's your favorite rapper homie? you into CDATPC?

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>>91833051
Yea he should just go by a Starbucks right now.

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wew lad

Jason's doing BBC interview over the phone

>>91833308
HOLY SHIT

Based methhead man boutta go love with the BBC

>>91833217
And what happens when the storm actually hits and the family drowns or has a tree fall on their house? This is one of the basic fucking concepts I'm talking about you autist. Hurricanes are not accurately predictable and can be utterly devastating.

>>91833369
Tim Hortons would be open in this weather.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
FIRE, EXLPOSIONS, POWER LINES IN STREET

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
BBC interview now

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW
jeff also about to die

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>>91833392
>boutta
yo homie.

>>91833373
>the absolute madman is now currently driving over this patch of road even though we saw electricity arc across it 3 times

wew

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>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW

EYEWALL HERE WE GO

*grabs popcorn

>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW

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>>91833369
or had some prepared in a thermos you fucking special star.

Do Americans really not know what to do when stores are closed?

>>91833428
Also this.

Seminole here, this is boring as fuck.

>>91833530
Cherokee here. which reservation you on?

>>91833411
Thank you for Correcting the Record, NBC Action News

But perhaps you can tell me this - what happens when the media cries wolf and then people start to realize they're full of shit. Then oops, the one time it does happen, no one evacuated because they learned the other 10 times were total bullshit and now a ton of people die.

They knew none of the winds hitting the East Coast were going to get above 70mph, yet they told people they were going to die and made a mandatory evacuation.

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fuck i wanted to collect government funds due to natural disasters

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>>91833580

>>91833530
>>91833580
thanks for the free land, suckers

>>91832718

You are either severely overestimating nukes, this hurricane, or underestimating the size of the US.

Best Live Stream I've Found

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4

>>91829436
>guy about to an hero in a parking garage
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

He's a hero? Is he saving someone?

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW
SHELL GAS STATION ABOUT TO EXPLODE IN FRONT OF JEFF

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX
AUTIST IN WATER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvf3A5cLe4
BACK ON BEACH WITH DEATHWISH

can someone tell me what went wrong. were there no models displaying nothing was going to happen? why did i waste my day in these threads

>>91833429
One big wave would really fuck up their night

>>91829436
i'm offended the news refers to this hurricane as "he".

how do they know the hurricane's pronouns? stop misgendering it and maybe it will go away.

>>91833612
Florida didn't remove sales taxes either.
Gee wiz!

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IF THIS THING FALL, JEFF IS SO FUCKED

is jeff going to die

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxWhttps://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypKdoqLzALxW
GUYS

CAN GAS STATIONS BLOW UP IF THEY FALLL APART LIKE THIS

F Jeff

Jason is getting flooded

jeff is an absolute mad lad

>>91833788
>>91833801
lol someone tell Jeff he's missed out on being interviewed live on BBC
also he is about to die

>>91833847
Gas would probably have to be in the hose. I'm sure they closed the tanks too.

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THE NEW FACE OF AUTISM

>>91833875
my sides --> orbit

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>>91833875
He made tonight worth it.

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>switch back
>there's even more fucking water

Is he going to die during this interview?

BASED METHHEAD JASON IS ALMOST ON BBC

TUNE IN LADS

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrYOeabYxX

NEW THREAD WHERE

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>>91834008
Yea what the fuck! Look out the window!

hes fucked that water

I just want Jeff and the YouTube streamer to meet up they're in the same suburb